I don't think that Steve's ever seen a business man, he looks like a refugee from the 1980s, fleeing some war torn former Soviet Republic. Comedy gold Steve, keep up the good work!
If I saw someone walking through the bush with that “professional businessman suit” and that piece of luggage from the 70s I would automatically think serial killer lol
Imagine turning a corner just in time to see a man in a jacket carrying a brief case straight into the woods. I think I'd turn the other way and forget I saw anything.
It reminds me of the time I passed a business man in the woods. As soon as I made eye contact he pulled out his phone, said "buy buy, sell sell" and all my suspicions disappeared.
If I wanted to "blend" in an urban trail, I'd probably just dress outdoorsy. I'm not so sure about lugging a torso-sized suitcase through the woods while dressed like a mafia don.
You missed the point. It's not needed for the woods. It assists in getting to the entry point of the woods. You think some old clothes and a shopping cart would work better?
@@treebeardtheent2200 I bike those sorts of trails regularly and it would look odd to see someone in a dress jacket carrying am old suitcase. The key is to pick attire that fits well both on and off trail. Also, old clothes and a shopping cart would fit perfectly. Excellent idea.
@@austin2842 I agree, if you want to blend in wearing a used sport coat and large briefcase, maybe camp on Wall Street. Sleep on a bench and everyone will know you lost your life savings in the stock market. They might even toss you some money out of sympathy.
2.4 million people chose to watch a guy eating a hot dog, in the rain, in the dark... this is why I love the internet and don't need Hollywood anymore. Great stuff.
Imagine going for a walk in the evening and smellling the scent of caramelized unions and sausages. You follow the smell and you find a "business man" in jeans peacefully eating sausages.
Random guy with a dog: "Sir, you know it's illegal to camp here?" Steve *hastily putting jacket on*: "Its ok, I'm having a business meeting here, can you excuse me for a moment?" *taking out phone* "Buy! Sell!"
I have no idea if these are spoofs, parodies or even if you're in on the joke with us. But a man disguised as a businessman in woods where nobody is looking for him is one of the greatest double agent plays I've ever seen. Brilliant.
The obvious amount of joy that this man gets from drinking beer and spending a night alone in the woods fills me with happiness and drives me to appreciate the little things. Love this channel.
I did that in a place similar to that once and got all settled in and about 20 minutes later a guy comes up with a shotgun angrily asking what I'm doing back in there. I told him I was traveling and just looking for a place to sleep. I was young and the guy softened up a bit and we conversed a short time and he left. He came back in about 30 minutes with a silver platter with a plate full of food, dessert and a glass of wine. We talked a bit more, he told me to leave the things after I was done there and he'd pick them up in the morning. I never saw him again. I left early in the morning and continued on my travels. Little experiences like that make trips memorable and give one faith in humanity.
Hey Steve. I'm kind of homeless but more just on the brink. Government doesn't help and money is never enough. Your videos teach me that living like this can be enjoyable. And makes me think 'maybe life isn't as hard as I'm thinking' I spend some free time watching your videos. Love it all
Congratulations Steve, you have achieved peak stealth. If by "stealth" you mean resembling a bulky serbian henchman with a suitcase full of a rival's bodyparts. I love this guy. The affectionate roasting in the comments is the cherry.
affectionate roasting. seems to be the right description. i cant believe this guy. most viewer comments seem to have an air of suspicion. why does he feel he always has to be looking over his shoulder? why not just do regular camping?
Yeah, all these disguises are useless when the most stealth disguise in a city is drab layers of mismatched clothes, some disposable bags, and a staggering gait. Pretty much nobody cares about what some quiet homeless drunk guy is doing in most places if you're not causing trouble. Extra steps lol. One of my favorite 'stealth camping' strats is to find a shady tree in the corner of a quiet park and just 'take a nap' during the day for a good 6 hours under it without any gear, use your pack as a pillow. I did this around BC and the western US, as i'd rather sleep during the hot parts of the day and stay up to enjoy beautiful nights.
What Steve wants people to think: "just a business man going for a short hike, nothing unusual" What people actually think: "that hobo is very well dressed"
Look up King Bhumibol of Thailand videos here on UA-cam and you will find tons of videos of him walking through jungles in tailored suits and trousers to visit people in remote villages. He was of course accompanied by an entourage of armed guards and local officers. This took place from the late 1950s until about 2010s.
I was thinking he should wear one of those rubber realistic old man masks and sneak into an old folks home and try to stealth camp in a janitors closet.
I find this quite interesting and very realistic, as 1) I have lived on beach hillsides in my sleeping bag; 2) tents in the woods, and along river beds; and, 3) in a Chinook camper. I managed to make bread from scratch, cook on open fires in the dark, it's all so very nomadic and gives one an amazing sense of survival. I miss those days; now, living in a house at 77 years of age, I would do it all over again. One learns how so very little one needs, materialisticly.
I showed up to an actual campground in a real suit and tie (came straight from a wedding and was trying to get there before it got dark) the park ranger was sure to make me aware I was checking into a tent site not a cabin or anything, telling me that “it’s just the ground, a fire pit and a picnic table” then later adding “there’s no building you’ll just be outside” she still seemed worried about me even after I assured her I had a tent. 😂
This happened to me, too, but in reverse. I was on my way to a funeral, and camped overnight the night before. Used the facilities to shower and clean up in the morning, and dress in my black suit. On the way back to my tent, I was challenged and told that the facilities were for "campers only".
OH MY! First time watcher. Can't believe I found something actually interesting waiting for me online. Laughed so hard my belly hurt.The comments are CRAZY funny. Thanks Steve and all of y'all!
"Can you describe the man you saw in the woods?" "Yes, he was clearly a businessman." "What makes you say that?" "He was wearing a suit jacket I had recently donated to the local thrift store, was eating sausages, and had a briefcase." "Could he have perhaps been some kind of UA-camr stealth camper?" "No, no - definitely not. He was saying 'Buy, buy, sell, sell' into his mobile 'phone." "Clearly a businessman, then. What did he have in the suitcase?" "Hot dogs and onions."
📞(Just walking along) “Yes, mother dear, I am traveling now … sell grandpa’s house. Sell sister for a good price. Buy Humboldt County Crush. Buy the dog some sirloin. “Just traveling officer.
I'm a new subscriber, and I've only watched probably about a dozen of Steve's videos, but something tells me this one is the *most* quintessential Camping with Steve video.
I think he is saying chose it because he had camped here before, as a throwback. Otherwise he would have chose a different spot in those woods, because he is much more careful now.
I can't decide which is more suspicious, Steve walking in the woods dressed as 70's businessman or him leaving the woods in the morning with his suitcase.
Kinda reminds me of when I spent 5 months homeless-camping in a tiny patch of woods/mangrove swamp on the bank of Billy Creek in downtown Ft. Myers, Florida many years ago. My hammock was hanging within a few yards of somebody's house, and the couple who lived there would sit on their back porch in the evenings, discussing how their workdays went. I would lie in my hammock, listening in, and fighting the urge to suggest solutions to the various problems they brought home with them. After a while, I sorta considered them family! Every morning I would wade out of the swamp, rinse the mud off my feet at a spigot behind a warehouse, put on my shoes, and head for the downtown public library a few blocks away, where I'd spend most of the day.
@@lisa2stewart There's an old saying that sorta goes like "I wouldn't take a million dollars for my memories, but you couldn't give me a million to live them over again!" If this economy keeps going the way it is, a lot more people will experience homelessness.
@@IMBrute-ir7gz its heading this way in New Zealand too, big time, most are in denial, putting on a brave face etc doing what ever one can to delay the arrival of this real horror but when it arrives.......Now i am a believer in JESUS CHRIST but i am going to say this....when this horror touches down.........you going to also need rat cunning
Not only is Steve one of the worlds leading stealth camping experts, but now I find out he’s one of the worlds leading stealth thrift shoppers. This channel keeps getting better and better
Yeah I'm going out as Steve for Halloween next year omocat outfit from Goodwill. No suitcase full of hot dogs the cheap thrift store suit now I'm going to Dart off into the woods with my beer. Sweet
This makes me worried that when I think I'm finally alone on the trail and I take the opportunity to scratch my butt or something, I am actually being watched by Steve lol. I'll never pee in the woods comfortably again
@Lu Minn 100%! So many times I catch myself trying to quickly put my trashcans out past midnight in my pjs and remember hella people are parked outside xD. I respect the hustle though, I should really stop thinking I can get away with oversized t's and no shoes tho
I don't know what happened or how I ended up here but I've been binging your videos for the last few days because you two randomly suggested them to me and I just can't stop watching. A man in a business suit walking down an extremely wooded trail is the quality content I never knew I needed and now I can't stop watching.
This has got to be one of the funniest disguises yet 😂😂 “if anyone gets suspicious I’ll get on the phone and lay it on real thick. Buy. Buy. Sell. Sell.” Great video Steve.
Gotta love this guy! Looks more like a door to door hotdog salesman than a stock brocker! Bless u Steve! Defo get my laughter therapy from your videos! Keep it up bud
Steve is my hero , trying to look less suspicious in a jacket from the 70's and a case is fantastic , looking the most suspicious i have ever seen anyone as they walking into a wood is brilliant , please keep it up Steve this is better that any TV program ever made .
I’ve decided Steve has the best comment section after binging his channel these past few days. Comedy gold, and steve is the most wholesomely goofy guy I’ve ever witnessed. Idk if he’s a dad but his Dad energy is staggering
It is, Steve appears to not see how seriously funny he often is and apparently by accident. That is,part of why he is so appealing, and such an obviously good hearted guy. I wonder how many people are having better mental health through listening to and watching Steve.
I'm in tears watching this, it's killing me. I'm getting a suit jacket and briefcase like Steve. His camping knowledge is great and important but the real story is if he will get caught. I love this.
Honestly, I think the stealthiest thing of all time would’ve just been to dress totally normal and walk right in there with a backpack. But that wouldn’t be nearly as funny as this 😂
But what would your fake normal phone conversation be ? At least "Buy, buy, sell, sell " sounds like legit business talk, nothing suspicious about that...
He doesn't look like a businessman. Why would you stealth camp as a businessman? What if they see him in the woods? What's he gonna do? Get on the phone and say, "Buy! Buy! Sell! Sell!"
@@thisisJim85 if I was jogging and all of a sudden saw a guy in a suit and a leather briefcase camping in the woods, I'd be getting the fuck out of there while simultaneously pissing myself. That's terrifying
If you walk confidently, basically nobody is gonna question what you're doing. You could go the opposite of stealthy and wear a reflective vest while carrying a traffic sign on your shoulder, and nobody is gonna suspect a thing.
I advise anyone wishing to attempt this, to do this sooner rather than later as I suspect that all the major camping stores will soon be selling Steve's outfit and gear as complete urban camping stealth kits.
Steve being afraid to talk above a whisper when stealth camping away from everyone: But walking on a path through the woods with a 1940s briefcase shouting “BUY, BUY, SELL, SELL into a phone is totally normal 🐸 ☕️ 😂😂 Steve, you are an absolute legend mate
this is what my commant said. i would of noticed the luggage looks more hobish then anything i would of used a laptop pack or i normal backpack learn grayman..
I hitchhiked several times across the lower 48 in the 80's and 90's. I never called it stelth, but recalled some interesting camp sites. One on the roof of a small department store in Utah. You bring back memories. I kind of relate to Crazy Neighbor.
Hey Steve, love your content bro, I was homeless at the beginning of Covid and did what you're doing every night for 6 weeks. Looking back on it now, the worst part of it was the mosquitoes. Now almost two years later, I think it's time to go stealth again, only this time by choice. Keep up the great work brother
ive not been in a house too often since then an lost my car recently. but i felt before 2020 USA was getting weird. Now it looks like some place i never knew an felt like a warzone. the alcohol an nerve pills help me forget it happened/whats going on a few minutes the day
The 2020 pandemic impacted us all in various ways. This is like a case study on how to survive the pandemic as a layed off business man turned mountain man. Truly inspiring.
Just like nothing else about the video is authentic. You don't think the whole thing (as in getting permissions, having people out of sight of camera) was staged?
I actually met Steve once. He’s really nice and chill like you see in his videos. We were camping at place called Jaspers creek in Alberta back in 2014. Great fly fisherman btw
You ever done it before? He wasnt wrong. Especially when the police show up cause your camping in the woods behind runnings 😂. Apparently humans own mother nature
I had to pause at about 90 seconds in... The stealth disguise is hilarious dude! Steve I think you are A class act. Sincerely, a top notch guy. The disguise made you look like a hobo that had to move... UA-cam magic! I love it.
It's okay, Steve has an MBA - Masters of Bush Accomodations.
greatest comment ever
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That's perfect! 😂
that's what she said
LMAO
I don't think that Steve's ever seen a business man, he looks like a refugee from the 1980s, fleeing some war torn former Soviet Republic. Comedy gold Steve, keep up the good work!
BusinessmanSteve, A.B.C. "Always Be Camping!"
I don't think Steve knows the difference between a briefcase and a suitcase lol
😂😂😂😂😂😭😭yes
Yes! A businessman with jeans and a suit coat! LOL
Hahah good one man
If I saw someone walking through the bush with that “professional businessman suit” and that piece of luggage from the 70s I would automatically think serial killer lol
Lol, no doubt!
When he said he was going to pull out his cell phone, I totally thought it was going to be as old as the jacket and briefcase
@@milestonowheres 😂
Ever see the movie “Se7en” with Brad Pitt?
“WHAT’S IN THE BOX?” vibes
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Imagine turning a corner just in time to see a man in a jacket carrying a brief case straight into the woods. I think I'd turn the other way and forget I saw anything.
"G-man is real apparently"
Yes. The comments have me crying, lol.
I would have thought he had an emergency Duce to drop.
@@axollot same
Haha. Yeah, the briefcase luggage thing may be even more suspicious
It reminds me of the time I passed a business man in the woods. As soon as I made eye contact he pulled out his phone, said "buy buy, sell sell" and all my suspicions disappeared.
Very funny! You deserve more thumbs ups!
Did he have a leather suitcase from 1982 that looked like it was full of body parts?
@@jeffh8803 It's vinyl but never mind!
😂😂😂
This made me laugh
If I wanted to "blend" in an urban trail, I'd probably just dress outdoorsy. I'm not so sure about lugging a torso-sized suitcase through the woods while dressed like a mafia don.
Gold! Yeh I was thinking the same.
You missed the point. It's not needed for the woods. It assists in getting to the entry point of the woods.
You think some old clothes and a shopping cart would work better?
@@treebeardtheent2200
I bike those sorts of trails regularly and it would look odd to see someone in a dress jacket carrying am old suitcase. The key is to pick attire that fits well both on and off trail. Also, old clothes and a shopping cart would fit perfectly. Excellent idea.
Agreed. That outfit doesn’t blend in at all.
@@austin2842 I agree, if you want to blend in wearing a used sport coat and large briefcase, maybe camp on Wall Street. Sleep on a bench and everyone will know you lost your life savings in the stock market. They might even toss you some money out of sympathy.
If I walked by a dude saying "buy, buy. Sell, sell" I wouldn't mess with him as he clearly knows his business.
CLEARLY
"You're fired, you're hired, you're fired!"
"Those prices are fantastic!"
"We'll go over that in the morning meeting and circle back in the midmorning meeting. "
@@ganii1804 *pukes
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve acting like a man in a suit with a briefcase in the woods is less suspicious than a man with camping gear is the reason I watch this channel.
Exactly 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
"they're going to be looking for soldiers"
🤣😂 I just woke up my wife and kids laughing. Several funny comments in a row, yours pushed me over the edge
A backpack would be better.
2.4 million people chose to watch a guy eating a hot dog, in the rain, in the dark... this is why I love the internet and don't need Hollywood anymore. Great stuff.
BINGO! Shows like 'Friends' with all of the fake laughter are a thing of the distant past.
My fav is when Steve camped in a traffic island....so good!
Blair witch project maybe?
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Haha I'm actually watching friends as I read these comments@@kaohsiung99
Steve looks like a dude who has lost his job but is to afraid to tell his wife. So dresses for work every morning then goes drinks beers In the woods.
Perfect!
So basically the plot to Falling Down. Hopefully Steve doesnn't snap anytime soon.
Quite TRUE! this is the most on point observation/comment.
Yeeees!
@@Kingwolf_555 YEEES!! Hahaha
Imagine going for a walk in the evening and smellling the scent of caramelized unions and sausages. You follow the smell and you find a "business man" in jeans peacefully eating sausages.
Meh!
Unions? 😂
I’m too high for this imagery lmfao I’m *GASPING* 😂
He then asks "If you could have anything in the world what would it be? How about a deal?"
Those damn greedy UNIONS, screwing up corporations 😆
Random guy with a dog: "Sir, you know it's illegal to camp here?"
Steve *hastily putting jacket on*: "Its ok, I'm having a business meeting here, can you excuse me for a moment?" *taking out phone* "Buy! Sell!"
Lol!
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😂
Got arrested. Instructions unclear!
I want a hammock with a rain fly and mosquito net.
I have no idea if these are spoofs, parodies or even if you're in on the joke with us.
But a man disguised as a businessman in woods where nobody is looking for him is one of the greatest double agent plays I've ever seen. Brilliant.
Autism
The guy that's hiding from people that aren't looking for him. I love this channel
Yeah, it’s hard to believe that anyone actually *cares*!
Wouldn't it be cool if someone stalks him while he's doing one of these videos
This channel is good for the soul. Especially in this crazy time we are living in.
I'm waiting for Steve to be caught by a fan and it ends in them bringing him step 2s and then leaving so he can finish the video.
He is bush-inesman
Don’t take this the wrong way, Steve, but that’s the most suspicious you’ve ever looked! Love it!
he's such a qt
hahaha ... so funny
@@all.day.day-dreamer Nothing at all funny about it. If you've ever lived in a community where an outsider came in and snatched some kids.
@@nonenone4461 stfu
Cuteness counts
Can we just take a moment to admire that this guy is just enjoying himself so much by litterally just going outside and eating hotdogs ?
And getting paid while doing so
It's fun, gotta do it with friends, always good times
I love a good hotdog when out doors ..
Don't blame him one bit. Hotdogs and beers in the forest while camping sounds like a dream
@@JackOLanternBob Everyone's gotta be super stealthy. Must bring a briefcase.
Police officer : “what’s in the bag….nice and slow….”
Steve : “ it’s a telescopic Weiner roaster”
This gave me the biggest laugh 😂
Hahaha!!!!
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🤣 that came out of no where
Lmao hahahaha!!! Best comment ever!!! This channel has the funniest comments I’ve ever seen
The obvious amount of joy that this man gets from drinking beer and spending a night alone in the woods fills me with happiness and drives me to appreciate the little things. Love this channel.
Amen.
Aah... the simple life...
Heck yeah!!!
Moosehead is the best! I get it here in Ohio and love it!!
YES
This has real "your dad lost his job and is taking you on an 'adventure'" type energy
The hotdogs cooked over a butane flame with untoasted buns definitely does
When you don't have your vaccine passport ...
@@jakemarfoglia 🤣🤣🤣🤣 entitled little uss uss.
At least you have a dad.
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I did that in a place similar to that once and got all settled in and about 20 minutes later a guy comes up with a shotgun angrily asking what I'm doing back in there. I told him I was traveling and just looking for a place to sleep. I was young and the guy softened up a bit and we conversed a short time and he left. He came back in about 30 minutes with a silver platter with a plate full of food, dessert and a glass of wine. We talked a bit more, he told me to leave the things after I was done there and he'd pick them up in the morning. I never saw him again. I left early in the morning and continued on my travels. Little experiences like that make trips memorable and give one faith in humanity.
Where was that?
@@hanoitripper1809 the moon
@@techgamer1597 yr mum
Sigma rule #784 - Threaten random strangers in the woods with a shotgun.
@@Novozymandiaz might have been his property.
Hey Steve. I'm kind of homeless but more just on the brink. Government doesn't help and money is never enough. Your videos teach me that living like this can be enjoyable. And makes me think 'maybe life isn't as hard as I'm thinking'
I spend some free time watching your videos. Love it all
Good luck! Hope it all works out for you ❤
Life can be great. Live thrifty.
Best of luck to u. As long as we have air in our lungs and some food in our belly, we can be happy
Jesus loves you, my friend. Read the Bible if you haven't already.
I live in a van, it’s pretty good considering. I’d love a house but houses in Australia are not affordable for the average person.
Congratulations Steve, you have achieved peak stealth. If by "stealth" you mean resembling a bulky serbian henchman with a suitcase full of a rival's bodyparts. I love this guy. The affectionate roasting in the comments is the cherry.
Omg the comments are easily as great as the video!!! Lmfao
Affectionate roasting lol
This is the best part lol
That's basically what I saw...cuz, a guy in a forest with a suitcase would spook me.
affectionate roasting. seems to be the right description. i cant believe this guy. most viewer comments seem to have an air of suspicion. why does he feel he always has to be looking over his shoulder? why not just do regular camping?
Steve, please do more amazingly terrible disguises, thank you.
His brown naugahyde vinyl 1970s suitcase doesnt look like a briefcase at all!
😂
7:20 what happened to his neck, thats seems like a really big and scary wound holy shit
Two midgets and an oversized coat next please
@@indigo3032 i was asking myself the same question
Stealth camping in casual clothes looks a bit like homelessness with extra steps.
And nicer gear.
Looks like it but its not. Hes enjoying camping
@@tylerg9864 We know.
As if camping in general isn't just homelessness with extra steps.
Yeah, all these disguises are useless when the most stealth disguise in a city is drab layers of mismatched clothes, some disposable bags, and a staggering gait. Pretty much nobody cares about what some quiet homeless drunk guy is doing in most places if you're not causing trouble. Extra steps lol.
One of my favorite 'stealth camping' strats is to find a shady tree in the corner of a quiet park and just 'take a nap' during the day for a good 6 hours under it without any gear, use your pack as a pillow. I did this around BC and the western US, as i'd rather sleep during the hot parts of the day and stay up to enjoy beautiful nights.
Meanwhile, in an office somewhere, there is a man wearing a camo design shirt and has pictures of woodland on the walls 😂 Great Video!
What Steve wants people to think: "just a business man going for a short hike, nothing unusual"
What people actually think: "that hobo is very well dressed"
I was thinking Mr. Bojangles, but then it gives away I'm a boomer lol.
"must be new"
@@opieutt9038As a boomer in my 60's I still Love To 18:33 go camping;Yes I still camp in a tent.
Look up King Bhumibol of Thailand videos here on UA-cam and you will find tons of videos of him walking through jungles in tailored suits and trousers to visit people in remote villages. He was of course accompanied by an entourage of armed guards and local officers. This took place from the late 1950s until about 2010s.
i know better dressed ones
Steve found the perfect outfit that screams "Don't mind me, I'm just a hitman trying to get rid of evidence in the bushes" to "blend in." :)
Hahaha!
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No problem man. Just don't kill me........
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol
Hahaha
*sees business man walking into the woods with briefcase*
Me *ahhh yesss, he's just taking a businessy stroll*
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Hate to think what business he was into :D
Just agent 47 on the job
He's got business with his friends on the other side.
Y'all are cracking me up 😂☺
I love the effort he puts into the story and outfit when no one in the neighbourhood probably saw him.
The algorithm has blessed me with this absolute banger of an offering.
I have fallen down a rabbit hole.
Same. Although I wonder if Steve is at the bottom of it shouting Buy! Sell!
He's the best
Me, too! I love Urban Exploration videos of abandoned buildings, but I’d never heard of stealth camping! Love it!
Same.
this man is great.
The suitcase makes it look like a business man who’s wife just kicked him out. But hey it worked.
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I've seen lots of guys with suit cases showing up at my worksite. It's pretty common.
@@EatCarbs that or they're stealing material.
Hah! I was thinking the exact same thing.
I hope this is the start of something really special, where Steve starts to use progressively more elaborate disguises.
I was thinking he should wear one of those rubber realistic old man masks and sneak into an old folks home and try to stealth camp in a janitors closet.
How about Smokey the Bear costume. He could say he was looking for forest fires and he would be warm in all that bear fur.
Garden Gnome, Pink Flamingo or Yard Jockey and do a stealther in someone's yard.
Bigfoot, Woodland Fairy or Smokey the Bear for the woods.
Imagine him getting a Mcdonald's outfit and stealth camp inside a mcdonalds toilet.
This!
I find this quite interesting and very realistic, as 1) I have lived on beach
hillsides in my sleeping bag; 2) tents in the woods, and along river beds; and, 3) in a Chinook camper. I managed to make bread from scratch, cook on open fires in the dark, it's all so very nomadic and gives one an amazing sense of survival. I miss those days; now, living in a house at 77 years of age, I would do it all over again. One learns how so very little one needs, materialisticly.
Business in the front stealthy in the back.
😂😂😂😂
I showed up to an actual campground in a real suit and tie (came straight from a wedding and was trying to get there before it got dark) the park ranger was sure to make me aware I was checking into a tent site not a cabin or anything, telling me that “it’s just the ground, a fire pit and a picnic table” then later adding “there’s no building you’ll just be outside” she still seemed worried about me even after I assured her I had a tent. 😂
The way I laughed out loud at this story 🤣
This is a perfect example of how people will treat you better when you wear a suit
"Buy! Sell!"
This happened to me, too, but in reverse. I was on my way to a funeral, and camped overnight the night before. Used the facilities to shower and clean up in the morning, and dress in my black suit. On the way back to my tent, I was challenged and told that the facilities were for "campers only".
Good story
OH MY! First time watcher. Can't believe I found something actually interesting waiting for me online. Laughed so hard my belly hurt.The comments are CRAZY funny. Thanks Steve and all of y'all!
welcome and enjoy
First time watcher an I agree lol
I haven't laughed in years; this guy made me laugh.
You'll know he's reached the pinnacle when you find him "camping" in your attic but you don't mind because he's all business and so professional!
But buy sell sell
@@theringoffire67 the stock grind NEVER stops, especially for businessman Steve Wallis
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The best part is he would leave your attic cleaner when he left...
As long as he comforted me by saying "Buy Buy Sell Sell" he can live in my attic
His hobby is literally just going somewhere to be alive. I’m pretty inspired.
The most suspicious he has ever looked.
Yes, I am predicting a disaster , involving police, EMS, & Canadas version of Supremacy Group ! This should be Epic!
🤣🤣🤣 right
got the serial killer vibe down to a tee this time!
Lol!
Oh…, Steve’s had his moments.
I was suspicious at first, but when I saw it was clearly a business man my fears were allayed. This was indeed the perfect crime.
"Can you describe the man you saw in the woods?" "Yes, he was clearly a businessman." "What makes you say that?" "He was wearing a suit jacket I had recently donated to the local thrift store, was eating sausages, and had a briefcase." "Could he have perhaps been some kind of UA-camr stealth camper?" "No, no - definitely not. He was saying 'Buy, buy, sell, sell' into his mobile 'phone." "Clearly a businessman, then. What did he have in the suitcase?" "Hot dogs and onions."
I just cried I was laughing so hard
😂😂😂
Best response I’ve seen …. Classic!!
Traveling telescopic weinie roaster salesman.
@@Sh4dowFawx great comment!
“If anyone sees me walking here, I’ll just take out my phone ‘Buy Buy, Sell Sell’. 😆 Steve you’re the best!
Flashing an 80's cell phone would have been epic.
"Lay it on thick"
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📞(Just walking along) “Yes, mother dear, I am traveling now … sell grandpa’s house. Sell sister for a good price. Buy Humboldt County Crush. Buy the dog some sirloin. “Just traveling officer.
He's setting a new trend, Homeless Casual
We got bougie homeless in Portland. So why not lol
“Poverty Appropriation!!!” - random Twitter user
😂
Business homeless.
I'm a new subscriber, and I've only watched probably about a dozen of Steve's videos, but something tells me this one is the *most* quintessential Camping with Steve video.
“I can’t believe I camped in this spot two years ago...there’s no way I would camp here now!” He says, camping right there, now.
Hahaha I thought the same thing. So why are you camping here again Steve?
That was the joke. Whoosh
Agreed,... I totally didn’t follow the logic either, but still was a fun ride. Cheers.
I just laughed so hard at this comment
I think he is saying chose it because he had camped here before, as a throwback. Otherwise he would have chose a different spot in those woods, because he is much more careful now.
I can't decide which is more suspicious, Steve walking in the woods dressed as 70's businessman or him leaving the woods in the morning with his suitcase.
Kinda reminds me of when I spent 5 months homeless-camping in a tiny patch of woods/mangrove swamp on the bank of Billy Creek in downtown Ft. Myers, Florida many years ago. My hammock was hanging within a few yards of somebody's house, and the couple who lived there would sit on their back porch in the evenings, discussing how their workdays went. I would lie in my hammock, listening in, and fighting the urge to suggest solutions to the various problems they brought home with them. After a while, I sorta considered them family! Every morning I would wade out of the swamp, rinse the mud off my feet at a spigot behind a warehouse, put on my shoes, and head for the downtown public library a few blocks away, where I'd spend most of the day.
Sounds both awful and also great....
@@lisa2stewart There's an old saying that sorta goes like "I wouldn't take a million dollars for my memories, but you couldn't give me a million to live them over again!" If this economy keeps going the way it is, a lot more people will experience homelessness.
@@IMBrute-ir7gz its heading this way in New Zealand too, big time, most are in denial, putting on a brave face etc doing what ever one can to delay the arrival of this real horror but when it arrives.......Now i am a believer in JESUS CHRIST but i am going to say this....when this horror touches down.........you going to also need rat cunning
@@leighnewzealand1843 Family & trusted friends who can all help one another will (and is) very important too.
Reminds me of Frankenstein
Not only is Steve one of the worlds leading stealth camping experts, but now I find out he’s one of the worlds leading stealth thrift shoppers. This channel keeps getting better and better
Has anybody taken a moment to ponder on the fact that this man was walking around in a suit with a briefcase full of hot dogs?
Someone's gotta do it
Would be crazy if not for the mustard 😉
Yeah I'm going out as Steve for Halloween next year omocat outfit from Goodwill. No suitcase full of hot dogs the cheap thrift store suit now I'm going to Dart off into the woods with my beer. Sweet
That's what makes it so special lol
Sounds like something Kramer on Seinfeld would do.
This makes me worried that when I think I'm finally alone on the trail and I take the opportunity to scratch my butt or something, I am actually being watched by Steve lol. I'll never pee in the woods comfortably again
@Lu Minn 100%! So many times I catch myself trying to quickly put my trashcans out past midnight in my pjs and remember hella people are parked outside xD. I respect the hustle though, I should really stop thinking I can get away with oversized t's and no shoes tho
That is a worry for me. Or let out a poot
Just put on a show, even if nobody is watching. 🤷♀️
More likely a homeless guy
No don’t be scared. Try and find his eye contact and stare back
Never heard of this guy before but I'm dying laughing reading all the comments.
Just found him 🤣 gold
right! this is amazing and entertaining.
Check out his water expedition with crazy neighbour.
Same
I came here for the comments because I needed some laughs
I don't know what happened or how I ended up here but I've been binging your videos for the last few days because you two randomly suggested them to me and I just can't stop watching. A man in a business suit walking down an extremely wooded trail is the quality content I never knew I needed and now I can't stop watching.
He’s great isn’t he? Such a chill guy.
The old ”buy-buy sell-sell” exit into the woods trick!
had me dieing lmao
😂😂
Lol
So good 🤣
The old ”buy-buy sell-sell” exit into the woods trick! -- I read that in the voice of Dave Chappelle :) lol
Man with a dress shirt and suitcase sneaking into the forest doesn't look weird at all lmaooo
kind of like a serial killer vibe or something
😂😂😂😭
Thinking the same thing lol
😭😭😭
@@rgerber If I saw a businessman walking into the woods I would immediately think he’s hiding a body.
This has got to be one of the funniest disguises yet 😂😂 “if anyone gets suspicious I’ll get on the phone and lay it on real thick. Buy. Buy. Sell. Sell.” Great video Steve.
Stealth camping? Now I’ve seen everything! 😂😂😂
Gotta love this guy! Looks more like a door to door hotdog salesman than a stock brocker! Bless u Steve! Defo get my laughter therapy from your videos! Keep it up bud
Steve is my hero , trying to look less suspicious in a jacket from the 70's and a case is fantastic , looking the most suspicious i have ever seen anyone as they walking into a wood is brilliant , please keep it up Steve this is better that any TV program ever made .
He totally looks way more suspect than if he dressed normally
The irony is brilliant
It's from the 2000s 😆
I’ve decided Steve has the best comment section after binging his channel these past few days. Comedy gold, and steve is the most wholesomely goofy guy I’ve ever witnessed. Idk if he’s a dad but his Dad energy is staggering
Man I totally agree I literally can’t stop laughing 😅
yes, i just discovered these videos about 2 week ago, and the comments last night. comment section GOAT
So little negativity in the comments here compared to a lot of other channels. Love you guys
Lol but he flat out refuses to take them camping because they cramp his style
This is turning into prime comedy material lmao Steve is hilarious.
He is a saint and a scholar!
It is, Steve appears to not see how seriously funny he often is and apparently by accident. That is,part of why he is so appealing, and such an obviously good hearted guy. I wonder how many people are having better mental health through listening to and watching Steve.
I'm in tears watching this, it's killing me. I'm getting a suit jacket and briefcase like Steve. His camping knowledge is great and important but the real story is if he will get caught. I love this.
Honestly, I think the stealthiest thing of all time would’ve just been to dress totally normal and walk right in there with a backpack. But that wouldn’t be nearly as funny as this 😂
But what would your fake normal phone conversation be ? At least "Buy, buy, sell, sell " sounds like legit business talk, nothing suspicious about that...
businesspeople all wear athleisure including walking boots, jacket & rucksack nowadays!
He doesn't look like a businessman. Why would you stealth camp as a businessman? What if they see him in the woods? What's he gonna do? Get on the phone and say, "Buy! Buy! Sell! Sell!"
@@thisisJim85 if I was jogging and all of a sudden saw a guy in a suit and a leather briefcase camping in the woods, I'd be getting the fuck out of there while simultaneously pissing myself. That's terrifying
If you walk confidently, basically nobody is gonna question what you're doing. You could go the opposite of stealthy and wear a reflective vest while carrying a traffic sign on your shoulder, and nobody is gonna suspect a thing.
I advise anyone wishing to attempt this, to do this sooner rather than later as I suspect that all the major camping stores will soon be selling Steve's outfit and gear as complete urban camping stealth kits.
I really hope Steve writes a book someday. A audiobook with him narrating it himself would be beyond fantastic!
He does have a good voice for it!
I'd love a cookbook too!
The outfit and luggage is awesome. No one would have a clue. Fit right in bro 😎
A real sign of the times in Alberta when once prominent oil executives like Steve are forced now to live in the woods.
Yeah well BC shut down the whole pipeline thing for now (thank fuck) so it’s not to far off.
The comments here r just as funny as steve!
@@CANControlGRAFFITI That's good.
Fuk that dirty oil that nobody will buy.
Steve being afraid to talk above a whisper when stealth camping away from everyone:
But walking on a path through the woods with a 1940s briefcase shouting “BUY, BUY, SELL, SELL into a phone is totally normal 🐸 ☕️ 😂😂
Steve, you are an absolute legend mate
Never would've thought I'd feel so much respect for a guy that sneaks into the woods disguised as a businessman to go camping.
This is one of my favorite episodes. Steve is truly enjoying himself.
This is easily ten times more suspicious than just looking like a hiker with a large backpack.
lol yeah
this is what my commant said. i would of noticed the luggage looks more hobish then anything i would of used a laptop pack or i normal backpack learn grayman..
It’s that bogus business man look that kicks it up to a whole new level! 🤪😜😎
Wym he's just a ordinary businessman
this guy operates like he's about to rob a bank but is just doing for camping. I respect it xD
“The name’s Vincent Adultman. I went to stock market today. I did a business.”
I laughed WAY too hard at this
I mean, he does work all day at the business factory…
Actual lol
Lol, that sounds like something out of "it's always sunny in philadelphia"
@@avikmahfuz2894 it’s from bojack horseman I think
I hitchhiked several times across the lower 48 in the 80's and 90's. I never called it stelth, but recalled some interesting camp sites. One on the roof of a small department store in Utah. You bring back memories. I kind of relate to Crazy Neighbor.
Nothing more satisfying than stumbling upon the UA-cam channel of an articulate man with a wild spirit. Instantly subbed 💛
Agree. Me too.
Same . I love this
Totally. Instant sub.
Nobody: "This neighborhood is too nice. You can't just camp here."
Business Time Steve: "Hold my step two."
😊😅🤣
*Vitamin Beer
Steve is now at Ocean's Eleven level stealth camping.
*oceans steve
😂😂
"...and that should make for a severely relaxing sleep." 🌧 Gotta love it!!
*Jogger coming by
*Steve steps out of the brush
Steve: Hi, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. 😂
Yeah, I've been getting those notices warning that my vehicle's factory warranty is about to expire. My vehicle is 18 years old and I bought it used.
Omgoodness!!!! That would be EPIC!!!!
Lmao
@@txgunguy2766 yeah, I get them. They hang up when I tell them to do better research before bothering me.....I don't own a car.
@@trythinking6676
I didn't own a car for several years and I would still get offers to switch my car insurance.
It was hilarious.
Hey Steve, love your content bro, I was homeless at the beginning of Covid and did what you're doing every night for 6 weeks. Looking back on it now, the worst part of it was the mosquitoes. Now almost two years later, I think it's time to go stealth again, only this time by choice. Keep up the great work brother
Hope pure in a better place Now
Thanks for asking, yes life is better now
ive not been in a house too often since then an lost my car recently. but i felt before 2020 USA was getting weird. Now it looks like some place i never knew an felt like a warzone. the alcohol an nerve pills help me forget it happened/whats going on a few minutes the day
Wait, cvd 2 years ago? Were you an early adopter? Lol sorry
@@geniferteal4178 Hard to believe but the first laboratory confirmed case in the US was in Jan, 2020. So yeah, pretty dang close to 2 years now.
"Ive just been meeting an important client" bullet proof story dude, water tight. This channel is naturally funny heart warming brilliance, perfect.
My heart breaks every time I think about your loss. But I love re-watching these old videos of yours. Chin up Steve. We all prosocially love you
If he could go stealth camping inside someone else’s tent while they were camping that would be impressive!!!
😂😂😂
I'm not here I'm invisible
Agreed!
Camping in a F-35 stealth fighter ;-)
Stealth camping in an established homeless camp
I love that this guy doesn’t try to sell you anything, mans just simply being him. Motivates me to want to get out and do some random camping.
Brilliant. You've just introduced "camper casual" to the outdoors community.
Brace yourselves ...
Gotta get a new wardrobe!
Lol
His smile everytime he tastes his food makes me so happy lol😀
hahaha this is amazing
What you guys are collaborating?😅 just kidding. But would be cool to see
Glad to see you here MAV
MAV!! good to see you here dudey!
Sup Mav
My two fav campers lol
Steve:"Here's a flashlight that im going to use sparingly"
Also Steve:*Leaves a floodlight pointing at his tent over night*
Appreciate the authenticity to actually camping all night as opposed to other suspect channels
The lightning, the hilarious disguise, the location, this is definitely one of the best episodes!
My Top 1.
The 2020 pandemic impacted us all in various ways. This is like a case study on how to survive the pandemic as a layed off business man turned mountain man. Truly inspiring.
To be honest, I think a Top Hat, Monicle and Stick-on Moustache would have helped your disguise enormously!!!!!
You mean he should look like mr. peanut? Lol
Like the Monopoly character.
Steve: stealth camps
also Steve: leaves bright ass light on the whole time
"... which I will use sparingly..."
watch out for snipers
it's a special light that is only effective in a small range
Just so we can see
Just like nothing else about the video is authentic. You don't think the whole thing (as in getting permissions, having people out of sight of camera) was staged?
Steve has elevated to James Bond stealth camping.
The Man With The Golden Step Two.
@@Mr-Mystery he looks more like 006 to be honest lol
License to Hunker Down
You Only Hunker Down Twice.
"Wallis. Steve Wallis."
Walking through the woods. In a cheap suit. Not very stealthy 🥷
" I am businessman doing business things" LOL don't ever change, Steve!
I actually met Steve once. He’s really nice and chill like you see in his videos. We were camping at place called Jaspers creek in Alberta back in 2014. Great fly fisherman btw
Somehow that doesn't surprise me......
Awesome free back. Cool
If anyone stops you, you can just tell them you're working "remotely"
😂😂😂
nice
Pull out the laptop and go on line. To prove you are working remote. Lol
Or offer some books, pamphlets and talk about some religion and they will run.
"I'm so glad you found me. I've been trying to reach you regarding your extended car warranty."
Never see them again.
Steve's definition of a "businessman" disguise is just throwing on a blazer. That's the Steve we know and love.
Ha ha ha I haven’t even watched this episode yet, but the thumbnail of the blazer and briefcase has me rolling already.
Hahahaha i love how this guy is getting an adrenalin kick out of camping in the woods in a park, almost like he is behind the enimies lines 😂😂😂
Closer to fact than fiction.
You have to practice as the government and police become more and more agressive and vampire like.
Is he not behind enemy lines?
You ever done it before? He wasnt wrong. Especially when the police show up cause your camping in the woods behind runnings 😂. Apparently humans own mother nature
Yeah like who cares
Looks just like a pyscho disposing of a dismembered victim lugging that suitcase into the woods.
exactly what i was thinking
😅🤣😂
This is darker than DCEU.
Bahaha..u got some stiff competition..but dismembered body in the briefcase takes the cake..u r the wiinnnnaaa
Eeeeewh
I had to pause at about 90 seconds in... The stealth disguise is hilarious dude! Steve I think you are A class act. Sincerely, a top notch guy. The disguise made you look like a hobo that had to move... UA-cam magic! I love it.
😂😂😂😂
Hobo hahaha!!!
Steve is a classic act all on his own. He is one of a kind.