Life of a Bard- A Dungeons and Dragons Inspired Original Song (featuring UniRob!)
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Hey hey guys!
I was able to get this done before the new year! WHOO! Basically there was such a demand to see a full version of the little joke song I did in JoCat's video that Unirob, who made the ukulele piece I used in the feature, made a full version of the song!! Hope that you enjoy ;D
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▼ Unirob, who basically is responsible for this existing, everyone say thank you:
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Lyrics:
Hey there, I'm the bard of the team
I've got a tragic backstory, and my class is a meme
I'm the ace in the race, the other parties are whack
I'm a jack of all trades, including the jack
'Scuse me, barmaid in the skirt
I hope you don't mind, but I'm a devious flirt
Let me up on the stage, of your beauty I'll sing
And I'll show you just how I strum my strings
Hey now, this is the life of the bard
Just how, did you flirt with the guard?
Hey wow, you're in for a treat
As I flirt with every NPC
Well hi, elder dragon of gold
Your scales are stunning, your character, bold
May we see your horde, we've been searching for miles
Maybe I could be the greatest gem in your pile?
Hey you, mercenary at work
Why don't you join our team? And I give him a smirk
I promise you I can give you plenty
Roll for persuasion?
Nat 20!
Hey now, this is the life of the bard
Just how, did you flirt with the guard?
Hey wow, you're in for a treat
As I flirt with every NPC
As you walk in the tavern, you notice a guy
He talks of destruction, and if your ready to die
He's the big bad evil guy, come to ruin your day
After giving his evil speech, what do you say?
Hey you with the villainous smile
Why don't you come and stay, get to know me a while?
We are two of a kind, two sides of a coin
Well, I've got no tail, but I can give you some-
Oh boy..
Hey you, Mr Evilous Max
You seem pretty hungry, why don't you have a snacc?
You can change your ways, I'll just roll with the luck
Well, I'm under leveled, but I can still fu-
Hey now, this is the life of the bard
Just how, did you flirt with the guard?
Hey wow, you're in for a treat
As I flirt with every NPC
Hey now, this is the life of the bard
Just how, did you flirt with the guard?
This curse can be a b**ch
Welp, you've successfully charmed the lich
![Perception Check- Tom Cardy [Fan Animatic]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xhiFAxgr680/mqdefault.jpg)
I am so happy I got to work on this with you, Cami! Especially getting it done so quick. The lyrics were a lot of fun to write, and your vocals work perfect for them!
Thank YOU for bringing it to me! It was a delightful tune and I love it
I LOVE THIS ROB IS AMAZING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Awwww, friendship!
Thank you, sir, for getting this up and going!
She said to thank you, so thank you.
Bard: “I laid the dragon”
DM: “You mean slayed the dragon?”
Bard:”... I laid the dragon”
& also made a dragonborn
@@pheevosgregory3401 No, Half-Dragon (if we're going by D&D lore, anyway). Dragonborns are seperate.
I know what I said 😆
"Did I stutter?"
DM: "You mean you laid the dragon to rest, right?"*
“I’ve flirted with enough tall people to make Everest blush”
I love that
Bard: *flirts with literally everyone*
DM: "Very well, seduce me."
Bard's player: "What?"
DM: "I said... SEDUCE ME!"
Nice TF2 reference
No. YOU SEDUCE ME
*nat 20 persuasion*
@@shadowbladeandlightin8889 "Ok can do : I got many shadows for your blade and if we get to work the sparks will fly ;) " This was based of your name i hope you got a chuckle out of it
@@einfangirl2351 you confused me, I said seduce me, I didn't get it
@@shadowbladeandlightin8889 " I got many shadows for your blade" is just a "you can stick it any of my holes" and letting the sparks fly was a reference to your Lightning. It was also supposed to resemble the feeling of an orgasm and of love because in art both are often reflected by sparks or lighting
Fighter:I slayed a dragon
Druid:I became a dragon
Necromancer:I raised a dragon
Bard:I fu-
Dm: no I don’t want to hear it
If the bard's responsible, they could've also raised a dragon.
It all was the same dragon.
My sorceress: ... Why did I think it was a good idea to introduce you to my dad?
Imagine being a bard, you successfully charm the lich, and they decide that they love you so much, they want to kill you so that they can trap your spirit and have it with them forever, in a lil tiny bottle only letting you out of the bottle when they want to have you sing to them because they have a "if I can't have you no one else ever will" mentality
*scribbles notes down for my next DnD campaign* Do go on, this is good stuff!
@@UniRobOfficial oh I've got loads more, then when the character tries to backpeddle, that just makes the lich angry and confused because their love is toxic, "you just declared your love for me and now your trying to leave?!" "I shall keep you by my side even when the sun dies and the cosmos crumbles and starts anew, no one has ever professed their love so feverently to me, how dare you try to take that away from me!" The lich, little did the party know is very clingy, aggressive in love, and obsessive in anything he wants or loves. He would sooner destroy the party and hold the bard prisoner for all eternity than part ways as friends. The lich is what I imagine to be that one crazy ex, you know the one that would rather chain you up in a locked bedroom drugged beyond belief than let you see your friends or family because their logic is if they dont do that other people will hurt their poor smoopsies widdle feelings so they'll just keep them comatose and take care of them forever instead because that's how deranged this mofo is
Ah yes, the UNO REVERSE CARD!
That sounds like the Ghost Pirate Le Chuck of the Secret of Monkey Island games. He was under some kind of voodoo magic curse, and each time he was killed, would only return more powerful than before. He'd fallen in love with the beautiful Elaine Marley, and determined to marry her and turn her into his undead bride to join him in death.
Or the bard could become a lich themselfs
I love it. It captures the happy-go-lucky feel of the character, the dance animation is adorable and the exasperated voice of the GM was balm for my shriveled black soul.
I love how the Bard's first instinct to seeing Evilus Max is to seduce him like she isn't going to need to make a dex save later on.
First Rouges,
Now Bards.
I await the song of the Clerics.
I'd like the DND clerics to teach the wussy Minecraft Clerics how its done.
And Barbarians!
I also wait for the cleric song.
I love the groan underneath the 'Nat 20!!' - every DM felt it on a spiritual level.
Love how you emphasize needing to specifically roll for the merc..right after the dragon...
The just how did you flirt with the guard line helped with one of my characters backstory
Bard: "I'm the ace of the team"
DM: Really?
Bard: *flirts with every NPC*
DM: Right...
HAH! I get it, ace, asexual, funny!
@@lordfelidae4505 Playing an ace bard won't stop me from flirting with everyone~
@@joyrose7304 touché
you see, the aro is actually the ranger.
I still love the turnaround when a Bard successfully charms a Dragon, only to have the DM ask the Bard to roll a Con save. Because the Dragon is a top.
A inspiration to Bards everywhere
That ending was absolutely perfect
I love this song and I could imagine a musical play with what you guys did with the music and singing
I love that part at the end “wait that actually worked?” Dude has 206 bones, but only now rediscovered a piece that made him “human”
I think it's more "Wait, he's a lich? IM REGRETING THIS!"
*206 bones, you say?*
Rigor Mortis has its perks
@@TenebiCenturion Who would regret a bone-daddy? Have you seen those magnificient jawbones?
Another masterpiece
Strange, would have thought you'd be verified on youtube
I love that you extended this to a full song. This is beautiful.
I am literally hooked on this song
I love the 2015-2018 college musical vibe.
the end part of this song really happened at one of my DnD sessions. I build this whole scene with the town burning vile beast everywhere and attacking the party until they all disperse and show the evil queen and what guess what the female kobold bard did? She rolled to seduce the queen and rolled a nat 20!!! When i saw that i froze and almost cried while the whole party laughed there ass of. so the session ended with the bard becoming married to the queen and now the once vile beast are now guardians of the lands and the rest of the party also got an happy after. plus the bard and the queen even adopted an child (i hope that child wont become one of the future members). this is why i dont trust the dice anymore!
but nice song... even tho you brought this back up
Had the biggest, dumbest grin on my face listening to this
I had a barbarian a while ago who would castrate his enemies. Looking back, a bard on his bad side would have his life absolutely ruined
Charming a lich :D well that definitly happened in one of my groups. I got a rather unconventional way to include liches. I just always picture them as "Okay now im immortal and at one point i reached every goal I aimed for... and now?" Thats how one lich started building challenging mazes for adventurers to watch and enjoy while rewarding them with magic items. Another just started to live in a small towns graveyard, writing stage plays and performing them using the recently dead
I just want to listen to more songs like this
*rolling perception to find the chords to this wonderful song*
Omg I'm crying, this is beautifull ! XD
Too bad that the litch is missing the most important bone 🦴
I'm sure there is a spell for that :P
And there goes his 9th lvl Wish
@@dawiddulian2403 If we have to use 9th level, shapechange is probably the better choice.
But I think in most DMs worlds a simple 2nd level alter self should do the job
As someone who plays a Tabaxi Bard (because who can resist a cat begin with, just adding a Bard on top of it seemed like a great idea at the time~ OVERKILL!)... I am contractually obligated by class to memorize this and sing it every game now.
The few times I've played a bard I tried to avoid being a crazy flirt, but this song makes me want to play that way now. Thanks Cami.
"my class is a meme" every dnd character ever
The "i dont have a tail but i can give you some" line is the only one i dont get and its driving me insane
Its like missing that one ting that makes this masterpiece even better!
head
Gosh I love everything about this!!! Fantastic job!
The vocals are amazing!!!
Whenever my players get a bit too carried away with their flirting, I tend to have it go really well. TOO well.
I think my favorite social roll, though, while not a flirting one, was when our Bard got caught stealing the guard captain's pillow (he liked to sneak into peoples' houses and steal their pillows. He didn't sleep with them. It was weird). The bard panics, tries to convince the captain he's dreaming and succeeded which led to the guard captain jumping out of a two story window in an attempt to fly (I don't remember if he survived, but he definitely was worse for wear as he essentially struck the cobblestone street outside the building face-first). The bard was mortified and insisted the party leave ASAP.
This is the life. Great work again!
It took me three watches of this video to notice the DM screaming in anguish in the background at the Nat 20 part, lol.
Love your music. I've been listening to it for a long while now, but UA-cam is broke. It made a playlist called "children's music," and this was the first song
What is not to love about this?
I don't know why, but I half expected this to be like a spoof of "It's tough to be a god" from Road to Eldorado
Okay but this actually awesome
Bard: Nat 20! I've charmed the Big Bad Evil Guy! The world is saved and no one else has to die!
DM: Oh no, he's still going to kill you all.
Bard: But I rolled a Nat 20!
DM: That's why he's going to make sure your death is quick and painless for amusing him, compared to the rest of the party who are going to suffer.
Love from a Vaush and FriddleLag Fan!
Lovely tune :3
'You successfully charmed the lich'
Them bones them bones them, dry bones... Oh my.
Ima bring an entire goddamn surround sound system to my next session and do nothing but blast this, while my wizard gets annihilated by a Legendary undead Dragon because of our Goddamn rouge touched the shiny thing
IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABT THE "WAIT WHAT-" AT THE END OF ALL THAT-
Bards in reality: Someone who can talk really well. Politicians and Ceo's
Bards according to dnd: If ya sing ya a bard.
*Well, you've successfully charmed the lich.*
"HaHA!...Wait, what?"
The apparent secret to be a legendary bard.
Give as many fucks as you can. Just hand them out to everything that moves!😂
i know this is late but just watched this and thought to add some funny background commentary for the table
dm: well you successfully charmed the lich
everyone : cheer
dm: (whisper- roll a d20 endurance)
bard:(whispers- why) *roll's d20 . . . . . 2
dm:(whisper's- you gave him a tap and you caught the NercroClap and still gave him all you can give congratulations you got 3 months to live )
bard: . . . . Wait What!!
dm:[self thought- that's what you get always derailing my custom campaigns]
Usually, I find the horny bard stereotype annoying, but this little bard is just too adorable to hate.
NICE! this is how i play bard too ^^
Good morning from the Russian segment. A very sweet and kind song, just in the morning!
This Is Gold! 🤣🤣🤣
Another version:
Paladin: **to the whole party** "so, remember that problem bard got us into when she flirted with that dragon?" **glares at bard, who just roles her eyes** "it's finally fixed."
Everyone - bard: **sigh of relief **
Barbarian: "so we good now?"
Paladin: "we're fine. As long as nobody tries to flirt with anyone."
Bard: "question."
Paladin: "what's your question bard?"
Bard: "I flirted."
Paladin: **few moments of disbelief and eye twitch** "I'm sorry, what?"
Bard: "I was bored."
Paladin: "how much?"
Bard: "I have done nothing but flirted with royal family for 3 days."
So I kinda wanna make a music video based on this. Do I have permission to do that?
Is anyone else getting Dragon Half vibes from the little dance she's doing?
I love this, but why does it sound like the opening of a DnD themed sitcom?
This is the best thing to come out of 2020
Now I’m imagining a companion song called “The Life of a Guard” detailing all the ways adventurers try to get past him. The bards being, by far, his favorites.
Underrated idea.
That's a great idea! Let's get this top comment please!!!
YES
Yes.
YES, someone has to make that!
"Youve successfully charmed the Lich"
"Wait what?"
The Lich: "WELCOME TO THE BONE-ZONE"
Which one they are all bone
Hahaha!
Say bye to my drink everyone cause it just got spat out
Putting the romance in Necromance
I read this lich voice as Macho Man Randy Savage, and honestly it kinda works for me
Cami: "I'll just roll with the luck, I'm underlevelled but I can still..."
Me: "Nah she's not gonna say it, this is misdirection."
Cami: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
Me: "OH SHIT"
I thought she was going to say suck, but the classic miserection
@@TheNecromancer0
Had to do a double-take there, nice.
@@TheNecromancer0 I hate it. Take my like.
Search dirtiest song ever _ there’s a lot of *misdirections* if you catch my drift.
She trailed off, so she could totally have meant 'fudge' or 'funk' or, or, or...
Um.
Yeah.
I’m starting to get convinced that the game of dnd in Jocats video is an actual game of dnd.
Edit: Spelling.
I wouldn’t want to DM for a party of 30+ players
@@toddelmsworth640 it can ony work if its west marches style game lol
@@toddelmsworth640 I would :3
@@toddelmsworth640 You would need at least 5 assistant GM's lol. Each Gm would be in charge of a 5 player group in an interconnecting story where all the groups cross over with each other from time to time or at mile stone moments and big events. The logistics would be a night mare.
@@judgedredd2039 sounds amazing
Her dice is weighted you can’t get nat20 on this many preformence checks
Well... For all you and I know, there could be 2574 other times where she tried and failed the performance check.
If Wil Wheaton defies the odds, so can you.
I raise you one Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III
As a DM who had a bard make 5 Nat 20 rolls in a row, I’ll say otherwise.
Roll20’s broken, then. We’ve had nat20 three times in a row, once.
DM: "Some city guards approach you. They seem suspicious of your activities-"
Bard: "I roll to flirt."
DM: "All the guards in this city are gay."
DM: "He is a succubuss"
Bard: "What, thats the third one, barmaid was also one, and Innkeeper, is there anything that isnt a succubuss?"
DM: "IT WOULD BE, IF YOU WOULD FINALY TAKE A HINT"
*Did I stutter?*
@@MasterCookies you mean incubus?
@@lucasbeck1391 did i studder
Changeling bard: *it is showtime*
1:06 can we appreciate that when Cami got the nat 20 everyone cheers but the DM who just groans in mental anguish.
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE
I did not notice the groan until i saw your comment. Thank you for making the song so much better
I had to turn up the volume to catch that. That is hilarious.
99% of DMs when a bard sheet is handed to them. The other 1% play bards themselves
I never heard that, now I laugh every time I hear that part
song: flirt with every NPC.
me as a DM having a mental breakdown in the corner: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah me too, I'm just glad my group doesn't have a bard
I feel you pain my party constantly kidnaps random npcs and adds them to the team....... so many Steve’s and joes
@@vraptor1933 they are making an army don't let them, not making that mistake again
Me also a DM with a bard in his campaign’s party, joining in: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@@vraptor1933 you describe my party. Before i said stop to theam there was at least 18 NPCs in the party.
“I’ll just roll with the luck. Well I’m underleveled but I can still fuuuuuuu” XD
2 more and yoy got 500 likes, I wonder why no one comment this yet.
Noice
@@taegamerth2044 needs no comment. Already perfect
This whole song is induendo. My favorite is the "Two sides of the same coin. While I don't have a tail, I can give you some..." implying the opposite side of the coin.
@@VirtuesOfSin ohhhhhh, that's what they were implying. I've been wracking my brain the last two weeks trying to think what the last word was supposed to be. I mean, "head" doesn't technically rhyme, but it's better than any word that does.
DM: OK, so in this campaign everyone is your sibling.
Players: But, how we're all different races!?
DM:
I want to play this campaign
SWEET HOME ALABAMA BABY!
@@joshuaatherton9249 inter-player romance is quite rare though it can be played for comedy
Like with Gertrude my half hag alchemist
And resident batshit old lady of the group, Another player’s character did the anime fall and accidentally grab breast cliche and took 1d10 psychic damage from it
Reminds of a story I read on Reddit. The entire campaign was a group of different race siblings on a mission to find their missing bard dad.
wait isn’t that a plot of Saint Seiya (Knight of Zodiac)?
Bard:...Hey uh I may of... I might need your uh...
Paladin: Gods please give me patience. What did you...
Bard: A lich
Paladin:..
Bard:...
Paladin:... Did you know?
Bard: No they were in a disguise.
Paladin: Oh thank heavens.
Bard:...
Paladin: After this I'm going to castrate you.
Bard:.... Fair enough.
Paladin: Between you and the Rogue I'm going to, wait where is the Rogue.
Bard: He got caught stealing.
Paladin: From who.
Bard: Oh, the Lich of course.
Paladin:..
Bard: Who is now holding our Rogue hostage unless I marry her. Him? Honestly its kind of ambiguous.
Paladin:...
Bard:..
Paladin: Cleric you left this world too soon. WAKE UP EVERYONE!
Monk: Its too early.
Sorcerer: It wasn't me! I've been on a Fireball cleanse!
Barbarian: Who we killin boss.
Paladin: The Bard's latest fling.
Bard: Sorry.
Fighter: Well there goes the breakfast I was working on. Again.
This is the best example of a bard interaction ever. Got a like from me
@@Lyralovecraft thank you :)
Honestly good story reminds me of a session I watched a couple years ago also how long this take you to think up?
@@topdogjr0068 almost immediately but I'm a slow typer n I kept adding to it
@@chickendelle5435 thank you
Did you just censor profanity by holding note?... that’s freaking legendary
Ikr
@@ihaveasandleonmybed8405 what dose that even mean?
It means I know right
What was the word
@@Mustang-wt1se "well I'm underleveled but I can still fuck"
She held the last note to censor "fuck"
This is just Cami-Cat proving that she is a bard Irl.
Most d&d UA-camrs are
"You've successfully charmed the lich..."
Do you perhaps mean...
*Bone Daddy?*
SHUT
@@arcahmwinters70 Ah, a fellow Sean and man of culture.
Sasuga Ainz-Sama
Overlord skeleton daddy
Oh no
A little tip for any GM's that struggle with Bards.
Not everything is attracted to them.
I don't care if you got a 20, that Zombie, physically is not capable of finding you attractive.
But also, it can be weirdly fun to flirt back with them on occasion.
Unless you go by Warm Bodies logic.
I would say that the zombie was already married and already somehow mainten the grave they now rest in due to their great grandson's necromancer practice.... it instead politely groans negatively and instead points to a possible party member, his great grandson: A true neutral necromancer who humorously now lit his hood on fire after seeing a bug and head first dives into the cemetery pond of 5 ft.
He is the guest party member for today and will be today's story plot
No matter how well you flirt, some people will just never fall for you. Either because they hunted you for the last 2 years and want nothing more then see you dead, or maybe they're just gay. Or not gay, depending on the pc.
My party has 3 bards and non of them have started flirting with everyone....yet
A zombie, thechnically a lifeless body, got in the possession on a life-hungering spirit. It doesn't care for your flirting, as it's asexual fromt he beginning - the only thing, what's interest it, that you are a fellow undead, which case you doesn't matter, or a living being, what it can consume. Nothing else. And that's cover most of the corporal undeads too - those beings, what are still holds to their past personalities, you might be able to get some results, but as they usually turned undead by having some strong feeling towards something or someone, likely, that they will ignore you too, unless you can promise them to help fullfill their goal (and after that they will disappear shortly too).
A lich can keep it's memories, so, if in it's life it was so focused on pursuing immortality, that it avoided the 'joy of the flesh' entirely, you might be able to open it's eyes to a new 'goal', resulting in this outcome, but then your character must be having some serious sickness in it's head, as the lich probably would like some proof of your feelings too...
Life as a bard - FUN AND FLIRTY
Life as a DM and the whole party are bards - "for the love of god stop trying to suduce the catfish"
The dm: you can't charm everything
The bard: you underestimate my loins
@@Rhino-Prime Them loins.
Catfishing the catfish?
Meow?
Funnily enough, I'm in a party of 6, 3 if which are Bard, and one of us got our warlock in bed with a locatha
Oh, Cami's character is a firbolg. I just noticed the ears. That's neat.
Aren't only fey touched firbolgs supposed to have ears like that? I thought regular firbolgs dont look anything like the 5e art shows.
@@splunky5156 5e firbolgs are fey touched
@@HUNKthemerc I dont think all firbolgs are fey touched just some of them but I'm also not a lore effecianado so I could easily be wrong. I Remember older editions artwork looking vastly different for firbolgs.
@@splunky5156 I think just about every edition had a different take on Firbolgs, not only that, but different 5e settings seem to alter them a bit as well. Early editions had them as violent barbarians that were pretty much just an ethnic variation of human. Now they're more like a race of giants that have been altered by the feywild. A lot of the newer art shows more animal-like characterisics, with some even having a bovine tail.
@@bskec2177 Interesting most of what I "know" comes from Mrrhexx and his videos and I remember he did a firbolg one awhile back.
I almost spat out my drink when I heard 'You've charmed the Lich'. That ending was funny as all hell.
"Woo! Wait what?"
@@H9092-2
I wanted to make a necrophily joke but nothing came to mind.
@@silverousleonidas5790 If you did, we'd be dead fucked.
@@silverousleonidas5790 So, the bard will hit on anything moving or not moving.
@@Bladez10
All I gotta say to that. To each their own. Just dont force it onto others. After all I dont want to watch a Linch summon maggot filled genitals. If that’s your tastes then have at it. I’ll be down at the bar getting drunk and more than likely getting seduced by a succubus posing as sexy woman.
DM: "I'm seriously telling you. You. can not. seduce. a door."
Bard: "Is that a challenge?"
Edit: Holy Bardic Inspiration, I didn't expect this to blow up like it did.
*Door becomes sentient*
@@deleted4913 creation bard
*channeling my inner Barney Stinson* CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!
Nat 20!
I.......I actually charmed a door once sooooooooo 🙂
DM: "Welp, you've successfully charmed the lich."
Cami-Cat: "Wait, what?"
My party loves the trope of the Bard more than I do: I was late to a game and arrived to find out that they'd left my character in a room with a beautiful woman in the middle of an underground dungeon, believing that I'd seduce her. They were almost locked out of the room when it suddenly flooded (all the doors opened into the room), leaving my character alone with the woman and her giant crabs. Fortunately, my character had an item that let him breath underwater, and he knew 'dispel magic' to counteract her 'control water' spell. Moral of the story: never trust a lone woman in the middle of a dungeon, she's probably there on purpose, and she probably has crabs.
🦀 It’s time for crab 🦀
Of course she had crabs
“Crabs” ew
.... you know I’m sure we knew that last part.... but hearing you say it makes it more hilarious with how often you find those.
and gigantic crustaceans
Bard: "I'm gonna sing and charm the lich"
DM: "you can't actually charm the lich.."
Bard: "Did I stutter?!"
DM: ok, the lich now is on call for anything that you desire. He does however asks to please make it within good reason. If possible.
DM: I *can't* stress it enough, the *Bard* is *not* allowed to *seduce!!*
Bard: oh, don't worry, I'm not gonna seduce anything
DM: what are you planning?
Bard: *He* is going to *seduce ME*
Proceeds to roll Nat20
Agitated DM: The Elder Lich finds you *very! Attractive!!!*
@@derskalde4973 See, there's still a way out...
*Yandere Lich*
@@elizawulf8180 Now there's a Villian idea: Just have one of the party's trope bard's previous lays be an uber-powerful Yandere. Who is now sneakily following the party killing anyone the Bard so much as looks at - The bard is rumored to be cursed now and it is up to the party to figure out how to fix it (cause now the bard has a massive debuff to his/her charisma what with everyone afraid to even talk to him in the first place) --> Bard either has to give up their bardish ways and settle down, or they have to find some way to get the Yandere to settle down.
Bard: Hold my fricking mead!
But Lich's can't be charmed.
The horniness in this bard can't be matched!
Also she probably made at least one dragonborn
Wrong, he can't be *magically* charmed
@@pheevosgregory3401 half dragon. Dragonborn are it's own race created by the dragons
@@Usagi33353 I thought dragonborns are created when a bard meets a dragon?
@@Usagi33353 I'll look at the race
“While I’ve got no tail, I could give you some...oh boy”
This got howling in laughter
What was she going to say?
@@techissus7449 "getting some tail" refers to a guy having sex with (usually) a women. While her line "I've got no tail" is literal and refers to her character not having a tail, she could "give you some (tail)" meaning sleep with him
Alternatively, she could be continuing the "coin metaphor". A coin is heads or tails. So while she can't give him tail, she can give him head (oral).
@@Randomness823 Thanks, I didn't understand the reference.
@@Randomness823 and here I was thinking "loin".
@@Randomness823 this is actually so informative, I didn't knew it lol
Tale of Arthurian "I slay the dragon"
Tale of Pete "I befriended a dragon
Hicup "I train a dragon"
DnD Bard "I lay the dragon"
Donkey from Shrek is now officially a DnD bard
@@GrimmSaber get out. And make the character sheet and come back
Tenacious D
Arthurian: y-you mean…. Slay-y; right?………. RIGHT?!?!?
@@theg6458 OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Dagons and Dongons: DADDYYYYY
UniRob "You've successfully charmed the lich.
Cami: "wait what.?"
Froot: "AYAYAYA!"
Cami: " *YES* !"
Ah, a vshojo fan. I like you.
I was waiting for one of these.
Froot!
I appreciate you and your comment
I like the, "wait what?" Like she either wasn't expecting it to work or she didn't know it was a litch.
Lich: Okay, fine. So what do we do now?
Cami: I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far.
They bone
The lich regained his previous personality and no longer requires souls. What do ya wanna do?
@@arcahmwinters70
Clap some clavicles
@@CoolColton947 That one got me.
The downsides of having +”yes” to Persuasion
Cami: habitually sings love songs to cope with her being single
Also Cami:
hey i could listen to Cami for hours!
I find it hilarious how they just walk into a tavern and the big bad evil lich is just sitting there having a pint, does spit take, and shouts, "YOU!"
This song reminds me of the one time I played bard. Made a deal with a fey and they wanted my first born child. You can tell where this is going I hope.
9 months after the deal they come to collect and you present a small army of screaming children.
"Find out which one is the first."
Genius
I thought you impregnated the fey for a second
@@nightram6164 Even better!!
You have the thought process of a djinn.
*I love it.*
I am a simple soul. When Cami-Cat posts a D&D song, I listen.
Imagine a song with her tiefling and firbolg interacting together.
This needs to happen
They would be the most powerful lesbian couple alive I don’t make the rules
I want to hear them duel, then duet
Ohno
If this happens, then the entire multiverse is doomed 20 times over.
"you just successfully charmed the lich"
"Eh what?"
"so, what do you to do?"
"... get boned by the baddie, I guess."
As a lover of the bard class, also one who has played a flirty bard, and as a pansexual. I had a huge grin on my face during this song, and a good laugh.
"While I've got no tail
I could give you some--"
Well thanks Cami, I sprayed my drink across the room.
But it was worth it for the laugh. :D
“I grab my ukulele and sing-“ “oh no” every bard fight in a nutshell
This is one of the most stereotypical bards of all time and you perfectly captured every aspect. Thank you for this. I didn’t know I needed it in my life.
This is the ideal form of the stereotypical bard
DM: Welp, you've successfully charmed the Litch
Everyone: Cheering
(realization sets in)
Cami: Wait, what?
Also Cami: Muhahahaha
Just imagine how fun an actual game of dnd must be with Camicat. Gotta be hilarious.