Imagine the Cumans ready to pillage and coming across a town filled with already dead people, all with similar wounds. They would think a demon or some shit was there
That actually would be a pretty cool sub plot in an rpg. Arrive at a small village that appears empty, but further exploration revealing people dead around the place, at their work stations, in the streets, at their dinner tables and in their beds. Journal notes and flyers about a serial killer on the loose. Maybe you find half the guards all dead in their beds in the barracks or something. Knowing only that _someone_ did this. And they're probably still out there
@@JohnsonHoword Just practice more at the combat ring. The combat is more clunky than hard. I've completed the game multiple times without a shield and just a mace.
@Johnson Howard At the beginning of the game the combat feels intentionally difficult through some hidden factors imo just to humble you, as iirc it felt like right as I leveled my combat skills high enough, player level, or did some training field related practices, and got a better sword with plate armor the combat felt too easy. I could rush straight into a bandit camp and it felt like the bandits were letting me win as long as I didn't let them surround me. Maybe the devs made some changes to difficulty I didn't know about as I'm sure I didn't just have an epiphany and suddenly become a wizz at the combat.
The storytelling was actually incredible. I remember you felt frustrated not having success with that format on Bannerlord, and I thought that the game was not the right one to have that kind of narration, but here it's just perfect. Can't wait to see some more KCD content like this one, please keep it up !
I managed to kill Kunesh during A Woman's Lot. I was disappointed the game didn't have anything like MGS3's "time paradox" game overs with Henry interrupting the story questioning the discontinuity (You killed Kunesh? But I saw him begging in Rattay just an hour ago!).
The first time I tried to get into KCD was shortly after its release, but I chose to keep my fingers off it after my first 2 hours in the game were an utter buggy mess. Finally, 5 years later, I picked the game back up about a week ago. And what an experience it's been so far. I discovered you through your great Bannerlords videos a little while back, and I'm excited to see you delve into KCD now, too!
I've definitely done a playthrough where I RP'd Henry, the budding serial killer. The trauma of the invasion only accelerated the darkness already growing within his soul. Great video, Strat!
It was all part of Henry's master plan to be accepted into Sigismund's service as a hired mercenary. Then, he would work his way up the ranks and into Sigi's inner circle. Shortly thereafter, poor von Aulitz would be found with half his face decorating a mace...and who else could be trusted as Sigi's new right hand man except Henry? One discreet knife thrust later, and the threat to Wenceslaus' throne would be at an end. So you see, the people of Skalitz had to die for the good of the kingdom. For King and country!
It took like five minutes until it clicked, this was made by Strat Gaming. Not complaining, your videos made me start downloading Kingdom Come: Deliverance once again.
It was such a great presentation that I purchased rhe game. We all look forward to the next leg of the adventure - hopefully less hard than the second video 📷
Oh wow, I'm happy to hear that! You won't be disappointed :) I've got a skills XP guide coming out this weekend for KCD (hopefully, I have it recorded and just need to do some light editing) so that should be helpful
A Horrifying Revelation: The death of Henrys parents being his excuse for his horrific murders, knowing full well that's a lie and revels in the crunch.
Henry gone Postal! Things to do list on monday: 1. fetch some beer. 2. get money from the debt. 3. buy some charcoal 4. get the cross-sword from guard. "Get everything by killing everyone of the village" mission accomplished with extreme prejudice, time to head home!
You forgot how Henry sneaks around at night and breaks into Merchants store chests. Only for the merchant to open shop half naked and with no goods to lay out to display :)
Thanks strat, you really did it this time. You've made me return to bohemia once again. All the defenseless animals of the early game wont know what hit em this time around KEKW
Thanks! It's about 5 years old at this point so it's a bit older, but it's a lot of fun! The biggest issue is it's a lot slower pace than other games like Bannerlord. A ton more dialogue and some pretty hefty grinding for the skills, but the storyline and atmosphere is the best I've even seen in a video game before!
I remember killing Kunesh only for him to appear in Rattay. I think he and Zbyshek are the two NPCs that respawn if you kill them (except for some traders and generic NPCs)
Hell, i was peeing me watching this vid while thinking, the Hero is about to become but the butcher makes it worth 😂😂😂😂. Thank You so much for entertaining me at its best 😊
I really hope that you would make a sequel of the story before KCD2, like, for example, he escaped to Talmberg and he was still itching for deaths but after returning to Skalitz he got hit into head by Runt and then…(well, here you can just continue the story indefinitely cause now you can either be cured from the hit into the head or conquer the whole Bohemia maybe)
Literally laughing out loud my stomach hurts! 😂🤣🤣. Its also funny because after i threw dung at the house i came across the same cow and punched it, but only once, my henry didnt give chase because hes only a fledgling psychopath at the moment but hes headed down a path of no return! Awesome video bro!
It's amazing that Henry has self-rationalized the mass murder of his village people as a way to deny the Cumans the pleasure of killing. He is a monster that lacks self-awareness!
I would get mad playing this, reminds me of my younger myself playing GTA San Andreas and collecting police stars like crazy with my running amok after getting bored playstyle.
What I just watched, but it was so good it was even a shame the author didn't show a couple of consequences, like killing two guards at the castle gate. What, there's just no dialog with them? Plus they should show up in the cut scene when Henry is running from the cumans
Imagine sending your innocent son to get some charcoal and ale and he murders the whole village.
Lol I guess you never really know what people are capable of! That's the scary part
Imagine hoping your innocent son follows in your footsteps...
sins of the father
Imagine the Cumans ready to pillage and coming across a town filled with already dead people, all with similar wounds. They would think a demon or some shit was there
Haha it reminds me of that food review meme
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I mean, they wouldn't be wrong
That actually would be a pretty cool sub plot in an rpg. Arrive at a small village that appears empty, but further exploration revealing people dead around the place, at their work stations, in the streets, at their dinner tables and in their beds.
Journal notes and flyers about a serial killer on the loose. Maybe you find half the guards all dead in their beds in the barracks or something.
Knowing only that _someone_ did this. And they're probably still out there
😂😂😂
@@alexanderrahl7034 and weeks later this maniac poison your food and stab your friends
- I heard those terrible Kumans killed everyone in Skalitz?
- Yeah.. about that
Lol history was rewritten this day :D
Imagine Cumans entering Skalitz and finding all the citizens death lol.... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE? :D
Henry: What? Cumans?
What does a cuman look like?
*CUMANS YEA DEFINITELY IT WAS THEM FOR SURE... THE UH WHAT DID YOU CALL THEM AGAIN?*
Imagine waking up at 2 am in the morning and in the darkness you hear "I feel quite hungry"
👁_👁
Relatable
From this point of view the Cumans are liberators that saved the village from Henry
The Cumans and Sigismund's Army was also conquered by Henry the Butcher of Skalitz(Geralt reference)
"I need your armor, your boots, and your horse." 'Henry of Skalitz'
"Your money AND your life!"
@@Strat-Guides That was a nice head he had on his Shoulders.
"surrender and die!" Jak 2
Terminator goes back in time a little too far
Hasta la vista Skalitz!
Henry: No problemo.😈
What's the best way to level up in the prologue?
Oh.
...Oh.
Can't wait for the sequel. One of the best medieval RPG out there.
Yeah same, hopefully it will be soon!
@Johnson Howard it gets pretty easy when u get the master ripostes
@@JohnsonHoword Just practice more at the combat ring. The combat is more clunky than hard. I've completed the game multiple times without a shield and just a mace.
@Johnson Howard At the beginning of the game the combat feels intentionally difficult through some hidden factors imo just to humble you, as iirc it felt like right as I leveled my combat skills high enough, player level, or did some training field related practices, and got a better sword with plate armor the combat felt too easy. I could rush straight into a bandit camp and it felt like the bandits were letting me win as long as I didn't let them surround me. Maybe the devs made some changes to difficulty I didn't know about as I'm sure I didn't just have an epiphany and suddenly become a wizz at the combat.
*By far the best
This was legitimately horrifying. The deadpan delivery as callous death is wrought all around made me unironically shiver.
I was grinning and laughing the whole time. 😂
@@sandyfyffe-tu6so So was Henry.
this is absolutely hilarious. lol
cumans come into village and finds the whole village empty, all looted.
"Wait, did we raid this place already?"
Lol I would love to see the look on their faces :D
Top five RPGs of all time in my book. Fun seeing you making content for it. :D
Agreed, the immersion in this game is incredible!
"I'm hungry... for blood!"
-Henry.
The storytelling was actually incredible. I remember you felt frustrated not having success with that format on Bannerlord, and I thought that the game was not the right one to have that kind of narration, but here it's just perfect.
Can't wait to see some more KCD content like this one, please keep it up !
One must imagine Herny happy, which he is not, he's hungry. As stated in "I am feeling quite hungry"
lol
This is such entertaining storytelling and the editing is fantastic!
Thanks, I'm glad you liked it!
In fact, i also pretty much enjoyed it !!!
This is great! Really suits your dry humor
Okay cool, I wasn't sure if I went too far on this one lol
Such a touching coming of age story. Makes my eyes go all misty 😂
Puts a new meaning to the "Henry is here" 😄
I managed to kill Kunesh during A Woman's Lot. I was disappointed the game didn't have anything like MGS3's "time paradox" game overs with Henry interrupting the story questioning the discontinuity (You killed Kunesh? But I saw him begging in Rattay just an hour ago!).
Since it's Theresa telling the story to Henry, I like to pretend that she twists her story to fuck with him.
Cumans: "Right, lets get em! Wait where is everyone?"
Henry in the bushes with a corpse on his shoulder: *stomach growls* I feel quite hungry."
The most heinous thing in this video is when Henry cheats at corpse kicking, does this man have no morals?
3:44 that curbstomp jesus christ 😂
The first time I tried to get into KCD was shortly after its release, but I chose to keep my fingers off it after my first 2 hours in the game were an utter buggy mess. Finally, 5 years later, I picked the game back up about a week ago. And what an experience it's been so far.
I discovered you through your great Bannerlords videos a little while back, and I'm excited to see you delve into KCD now, too!
"Oh hello henry!" Snaps neck like twig. "Tell me about the rabbits" henry said as the light slowly fades from his victims eyes.
I know it is wrong, but i was laughing so hard at this. The narrator did a great Job here
We need to see the continuation of this story. I laughed way too much at this ridiculous psycho run.
I did this, took me entire evening. What a great way to level up and it completely shifts perpective during dialogues when somebody mentiones Slalitz.
TF did I just witness?
I love it! My Lord, you are absolutely now on a watch list- be careful!
Actually what Henry was doing was saving the people of Rataay from those damned Skalitz refugees...
@@ThePsiclone dirty beggars
I've definitely done a playthrough where I RP'd Henry, the budding serial killer. The trauma of the invasion only accelerated the darkness already growing within his soul. Great video, Strat!
The fact you cna kill people in the grounded first act is hilarious
Lol I guess they want you to learn how to be a psycho from the start :P
I can’t believe Henry was the bay harbor butcher
It was all part of Henry's master plan to be accepted into Sigismund's service as a hired mercenary. Then, he would work his way up the ranks and into Sigi's inner circle. Shortly thereafter, poor von Aulitz would be found with half his face decorating a mace...and who else could be trusted as Sigi's new right hand man except Henry? One discreet knife thrust later, and the threat to Wenceslaus' throne would be at an end.
So you see, the people of Skalitz had to die for the good of the kingdom. For King and country!
Ah yes my playthrough of the game on video, the cumans were fearing one thing max lvl henry at the start of the game
Wow. All that slaughter in bannerlord has really changed you.
Lol that or it just brought out the true nature...?
Closeted badass is such an accurate description for Henry's father
I dread to think what would happen to Skalitz when Henry got hungry...
It took like five minutes until it clicked, this was made by Strat Gaming. Not complaining, your videos made me start downloading Kingdom Come: Deliverance once again.
Oh cool, I got the click without the positive bias from know it was my channel :D Thanks for watching!
It was such a great presentation that I purchased rhe game. We all look forward to the next leg of the adventure - hopefully less hard than the second video 📷
Oh wow, I'm happy to hear that! You won't be disappointed :) I've got a skills XP guide coming out this weekend for KCD (hopefully, I have it recorded and just need to do some light editing) so that should be helpful
HENRY'S COME TO SEE-ACK!
Lol It's so funny when they try to talk to you and get cut off because you choke them out :D
Jesus Christ be praised!
Perfection, just perfection
The only thing missing is the comical *pop* sound effect when snapping a neck
A Horrifying Revelation:
The death of Henrys parents being his excuse for his horrific murders, knowing full well that's a lie and revels in the crunch.
I had a blast doing this same thing a year or two ago. The game became hilariously broken when the army showed up and everyone was alive again.
I come back to this every few days!
"You got what you deserved, ya barsturd!" Henry said. 😂
Well that escalated quickly. I mean, things got really out of hand. 😅
Haha a great (an appropriate) line from one of my favorite movies :D I LOVE LAMP
The Spread Eagle Arse Pounding is an absolute genius philosophy
Oh boy... That was a much darker story than what I had experienced when playing the game 😢😂
Haha Henry the innocent is no more :P
Henry gone Postal!
Things to do list on monday:
1. fetch some beer.
2. get money from the debt.
3. buy some charcoal
4. get the cross-sword from guard.
"Get everything by killing everyone of the village" mission accomplished with extreme prejudice, time to head home!
You forgot how Henry sneaks around at night and breaks into Merchants store chests. Only for the merchant to open shop half naked and with no goods to lay out to display :)
Thanks strat, you really did it this time. You've made me return to bohemia once again. All the defenseless animals of the early game wont know what hit em this time around KEKW
it's so hilarious to do this every playthrough and then run around acting like a hero in the cutscenes and story
The S.E.A.P. lmao, great work as always Strat!
Thanks!! Nothing like some corpse-football lol
Spread Eagle Arse Pounding(S.E.A.P™) -Henry of Skalitz,1403
man that was wholesome :o
Hahaha I'm glad the wholesomeness came across through the story :P
I wholeheartedly approve of Henry's actions. It all makes sense now.
“He didn’t want to pick on women and old men his whole life; he wanted a real challenge.”
Jesus Christ!
lol Henry is a different kinda beast
Never seen this game before, to be honest, but really liking the video! Good job!
Thanks! It's about 5 years old at this point so it's a bit older, but it's a lot of fun! The biggest issue is it's a lot slower pace than other games like Bannerlord. A ton more dialogue and some pretty hefty grinding for the skills, but the storyline and atmosphere is the best I've even seen in a video game before!
@@Strat-Guides Awesome! I'll be sure to check it out sometime. :) Keep up the good work, man!
Henry the chiropractor
Well ... That's a fun spin on the prologue area ... Henry the damn psycho 😂
This video makes me want to replay the game.
I remember killing Kunesh only for him to appear in Rattay. I think he and Zbyshek are the two NPCs that respawn if you kill them (except for some traders and generic NPCs)
Sequel: Henry's quest to master beef jumping and visiting the shadow realm
00:15 amogus
to me this channel seems very good in many ways. Good Job and Thank You!
Thanks!
Hell, i was peeing me watching this vid while thinking, the Hero is about to become but the butcher makes it worth 😂😂😂😂. Thank You so much for entertaining me at its best 😊
Top shelf story telling 😂
Lol thanks for watching :D
This was AMAZING :D had a smile throughout! Ty!
He's getting quite hungry.....for blood
"What a RUSH"
That killed me bro laughing my ass off, psychotic rampaging off his nut Henry the head stomper
And the locals aren't best pleased when you go in their houses rummaging through their stuff 😅
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
I really hope that you would make a sequel of the story before KCD2, like, for example, he escaped to Talmberg and he was still itching for deaths but after returning to Skalitz he got hit into head by Runt and then…(well, here you can just continue the story indefinitely cause now you can either be cured from the hit into the head or conquer the whole Bohemia maybe)
Cant wait for the infinite portions part where he brews 20 portions and cant be killed while dealing massive damage with tha mace
"But if one man truly deserved to be snuffed out it was the catchpole"😅
Literally laughing out loud my stomach hurts! 😂🤣🤣. Its also funny because after i threw dung at the house i came across the same cow and punched it, but only once, my henry didnt give chase because hes only a fledgling psychopath at the moment but hes headed down a path of no return! Awesome video bro!
Haha nice, I'm sure your Henry will make my Henry proud one day :D
Why have I not heard about this game till last month. Started playing yesterday and am having a great time
It's a sleeper for sure! One of my favorites of all time
Lol I just started playing this game and this is what I'm doing, a killer thief
Lol nice, it's the most fun way to play IMO
Who would have guessed we are roleplaying as a psychopathic, blood thirsty maniac😂😂😂
OMG This is a MASTERPIECE
Glad you liked it!!
That is some of the most dark but funniest stuff I've seen.
Silver Skalitz has been turned red with the blood of your enemies!
Jesus Christ be praised 😂
This sounded like a murder documentary
I lost it when Henry "S.E.A.P.ed his way up the hill"
It's amazing that Henry has self-rationalized the mass murder of his village people as a way to deny the Cumans the pleasure of killing. He is a monster that lacks self-awareness!
Lol he's the wholesome psychopath?
Haha this game is crazy bro.
Strat be streaming and uploading at an unprecedented rate.
I would get mad playing this, reminds me of my younger myself playing GTA San Andreas and collecting police stars like crazy with my running amok after getting bored playstyle.
Lol yeah it does have a GTA vibe to it!
New challenge run idea. Beat KCD without going to hell.
Bro Bro Bro! what people are still making videos on Kingdom Come Deliverance MAN YOUR GOATED!!!!🐐🐐
KDC will never die woohoo!!
It's such a good game to make videos on! Even the graphics are still great compared to half the stuff coming out today
I like the new style, keep it up.
This is one of your funniest videos yet, keep up the good work
OMG, this was hilarious. I choked on my coffee
Henry is feeling quite hungry
FOR YOUR GOLD AND SOUL
congrats...you are now on the list of every serial killer suspect case.....lol
What I just watched, but it was so good it was even a shame the author didn't show a couple of consequences, like killing two guards at the castle gate. What, there's just no dialog with them? Plus they should show up in the cut scene when Henry is running from the cumans
Wow, you’re a good storyteller!
Thanks for watching!
@@Strat-Guides You’re welcome, you should make more stuff like this, it’s very entertaining imo
Hah! Oh, this was fun. Shame I didn't get to watch it live. Wonderful content as ever.
So hilarious. Love this kinda thing in games
Great video! Made me laugh a couple times😂
I'm glad you liked it!!
Tbh I love everything kcd and bannerlord, definitely the most entertaining kcd video I've watched though, keep up the good work
Well, guess I’m gonna go load an old save and take out my work frustrations on some inspecting Czechs.
Haha exactly!
Plot twist: kills the whole of skalitz in a blind rage so the whole of bomehia is told to go along with whatever conversation Henry starts with them 😂