WHAT YOUR T7 MAIN SAYS ABOUT YOU

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  • @TendoXI
    @TendoXI  6 років тому +1371

    Sometimes I’d go in customisation in Tag 2 and do nothing just to Milly rock to this song

    • @taliqq
      @taliqq 6 років тому +8

      Tendo XI I think we all do

    • @tahsin.a1046
      @tahsin.a1046 6 років тому +2

      In new york u milly rock

    • @ZREXKING
      @ZREXKING 6 років тому +2

      great video always wondered about this

    • @epicmaj8r
      @epicmaj8r 6 років тому +12

      As a Kazuya main, I can say that what was said about Kazuya mains is pretty much true

    • @killerz7771
      @killerz7771 6 років тому +3

      As a law main hearing the worst you have against him is sending hatemail and I never send any makes it nice. Lol. Love the video tendoxi can't wait for the next one.

  • @unattractiveguy1770
    @unattractiveguy1770 6 років тому +2057

    Lee mains doesn't play for the damage they play for the swag

    • @kamariz3153
      @kamariz3153 6 років тому +15

      😉

    • @reqq5743
      @reqq5743 6 років тому +135

      Excellent :)

    • @gairyuki1440
      @gairyuki1440 6 років тому +62

      and EXCELENCE!

    • @memebump7612
      @memebump7612 6 років тому +73

      Eggcerent!!!

    • @fissilewhistle
      @fissilewhistle 6 років тому +132

      Kenneth Merca This guy gets it. It’s not about winning, it’s about sending a message.

  • @TheNightDerp
    @TheNightDerp 6 років тому +1598

    As a Hwoarang main, I can confirm I can't even play Hwoarang.

    • @shelterfeed
      @shelterfeed 5 років тому +18

      so true

    • @Scl3rot1c
      @Scl3rot1c 5 років тому +11

      lmaoo true

    • @wacomundo9599
      @wacomundo9599 5 років тому +12

      Painfully true

    • @LuckyPon3
      @LuckyPon3 5 років тому +22

      As a Lucky Chloe main, I can confirm: I'M GOING TO JAIL!!!

    • @DUB_87
      @DUB_87 5 років тому +24

      I'm a Hwoarang main and I can play Lee, Lei, Law, Kazuya. And I think what he said about Hwoarang mains should be about Eddy instead.

  • @burhanerginn
    @burhanerginn 6 років тому +743

    %100 true about Lili players.But you miss one thing...We never skip intros

    • @burhanerginn
      @burhanerginn 6 років тому +13

      @TalonXI FG what ?

    • @melyzaaguila7913
      @melyzaaguila7913 6 років тому +51

      Ada Sherry soo true i am a lili main since i played t5dr and i always do spend lots of time in costumizations

    • @xaero07vsxaero69
      @xaero07vsxaero69 6 років тому +53

      It's true. I'm a filthy Lili main and i'm proud of it. Lucky Chloe players also never skip intros. Just to to piss the opponent off hahaha.

    • @maxruiz3162
      @maxruiz3162 6 років тому +24

      Spend time in customization but also in the lab. My Lili is deadly ;)

    • @imbugsbunnysoblowme9811
      @imbugsbunnysoblowme9811 6 років тому +55

      Fuck all that bullshit. I know my lili combos. I just like to make sure I look good when doing them. Haters eat dicks

  • @skullskull8779
    @skullskull8779 5 років тому +588

    Do you ever feel out of place?
    *Negan : No Exceptions!*

    • @unciervoenciervado
      @unciervoenciervado 5 років тому +37

      Negan plays more like a Tekken character tho

    • @WhackingJam
      @WhackingJam 5 років тому +3

      Never seen anyone that plays that lanky fuck Negan do anything more than the assist moves😂😂

    • @ameshizen381
      @ameshizen381 4 роки тому +2

      @@WhackingJam them shits are useless

    • @kryntor9713
      @kryntor9713 4 роки тому +2

      @@WhackingJam I feel personally attacked. I don't even have the assist on

  • @jordanw.2348
    @jordanw.2348 5 років тому +67

    1. I can resonate with that Steve part on a cosmic level.
    2. Steve is a simple man. He's either going "I'm just gonna stop you right there," or, "I'm just gonna dodge/weave that, thus, stopping you right there."
    3. As a proud main myself, I think its safe to say that most Steve mains are generally nice people, despite his passive-to-AgressiveAsFUCK playstyle. Anyone else agree or is it just me?

  • @3iAnimeX3
    @3iAnimeX3 5 років тому +939

    As a Kazuya main, you just perfectly described my gaming routine.

    • @yanniktaub
      @yanniktaub 5 років тому +6

      Hahahahahaha

    • @princekanbatsu2301
      @princekanbatsu2301 5 років тому +25

      @@malk2good yesterday i did it twice in a row on pratice mode and i was proud of myself.
      Still cant do it online monkaS

    • @princekanbatsu2301
      @princekanbatsu2301 5 років тому +1

      @@malk2good the other things u mentioned are super ok right now.
      My only issue right now is getting more jabs to wall carry, or playing p1 in general.
      My p2 in terms of execution is decent, i can wavedash and use everymove out of it, even ws2 is getting better and better (and faster).
      Since i play for fun i always take so long to improve, but i probably will! Thank you

    • @princekanbatsu2301
      @princekanbatsu2301 5 років тому +3

      @@malk2good ikr but my p1 is literally hot garbage.
      What i wanted to do in p1 is at least be able to electric consistently after steps or backdash.
      Then at least a decent wavedash skill, not as fast as p2 but well..i can't really do it in p1 and this pisses me off because it means so much for kaz 50/50 okizeme

    • @princekanbatsu2301
      @princekanbatsu2301 5 років тому +1

      @@malk2good thank you so much, i'll try my best buddy
      gl too (:

  • @wukongprime179
    @wukongprime179 5 років тому +892

    As a Lili player I'm upset about the accuracy.

  • @Havinstroke
    @Havinstroke 6 років тому +564

    Yoshimitsu should have been "I prefer SoulCalibur"

    • @zioryx6118
      @zioryx6118 5 років тому +10

      Lol very true ahahaha

    • @BLACKM00NECLIPSE
      @BLACKM00NECLIPSE 5 років тому +9

      Or I'm better in soulcalibur than tekken

    • @MarcusDobson916
      @MarcusDobson916 5 років тому +25

      Not true at all I main yoshimitsu. It should be "willing to work hard to win"

    • @KhorneMarine
      @KhorneMarine 5 років тому +3

      Not false

    • @kahjunn9427
      @kahjunn9427 5 років тому +6

      Same here,I main yoshimitsu because I like soulcalibur better

  • @RasAlXander
    @RasAlXander 4 роки тому +229

    Jin: You're most likely emo.
    Me: *Distressed accuracy noises*

  • @diakor9991
    @diakor9991 5 років тому +431

    Another thing about Asuka players:
    Patiently waiting for Jun to come back

    • @xceljinx6815
      @xceljinx6815 4 роки тому +16

      That's exactly what I'm waiting for

    • @unique493
      @unique493 4 роки тому +37

      I'd take Jun over Asuka anyday

    • @tewodrosii2875
      @tewodrosii2875 4 роки тому +17

      Jun is dead.. GO TO THERAPY. Jin didn't and look what happened post Tekken 3!

    • @marshalllaw9388
      @marshalllaw9388 4 роки тому +15

      @@tewodrosii2875 Harada said she's just missing

    • @brendongame2543
      @brendongame2543 4 роки тому +13

      Me too. I like then both. I hope Jun comes back as a DLC character someday.

  • @jaquanbrook
    @jaquanbrook 6 років тому +409

    *patiently waits for my main*
    “You play with little girls”
    Me: Yo come on!!!.....

  • @kaiketsu07
    @kaiketsu07 5 років тому +267

    Xiaoyu: "You play with little girls"
    Well, time to drop Ling and go to my secondary.
    Lucky Chloe:
    Fuuuuck

  • @akbarrett47cal
    @akbarrett47cal 6 років тому +306

    "Why backdash when you can Backlash?" Hwoarang mains Kappa.

    • @Ikhsanratdith
      @Ikhsanratdith 6 років тому +23

      HWOARANG MAINS UNITE !!!

    • @iVesperX
      @iVesperX 6 років тому

      That's word

    • @sigmundharris617
      @sigmundharris617 6 років тому

      Or just b3(plasma blade)

    • @acordacorda
      @acordacorda 6 років тому +2

      Don’t forget FF4 lmao

    • @vagosporvida9281
      @vagosporvida9281 6 років тому

      @Shadow_Fox LTG. For a second I thought you were talking about Jet Set Radio

  • @keeyon012
    @keeyon012 5 років тому +232

    Kazuya mains: "Spend more time doing electrics in training mode than playing the actual game."
    Yep. That's me. That's 100% accurate. All I do when I boot up TEKKEN is hit training room and do electrics with Kazuya.

    • @TriggHapy7
      @TriggHapy7 5 років тому +13

      And wait for new challengers in ranked match 👍

    • @M5M4_hdz
      @M5M4_hdz 4 роки тому +9

      That's what we mishimas got to learn first ewgf and wave dash

    • @ArslanAli-ig6wq
      @ArslanAli-ig6wq 3 роки тому +4

      Electric sound is kinda fun to hear that is why I do electrics in training mode

    • @talha1rayman546
      @talha1rayman546 3 роки тому +2

      My maaan

    • @eztebeotxoa1165
      @eztebeotxoa1165 Рік тому

      ​@@ArslanAli-ig6wq DORYA

  • @cable.3538
    @cable.3538 4 роки тому +106

    Miguel: Most likely a very angry person IRL.
    Me: Wait a sec LTG play Miguel

    • @DTownNash
      @DTownNash 3 роки тому +4

      Kutthroatballa too. Lol.

    • @jusesc
      @jusesc 3 роки тому +8

      “…With small -arms- legs”

    • @stephencook7337
      @stephencook7337 Рік тому +3

      💀💀💀💀💀

  • @tekigami8169
    @tekigami8169 6 років тому +81

    Steve: 😐 ....
    Claudio: ...uhh.. 😐
    Claudio: *ja-*
    Steve: *COUNTERHIT*

  • @brkii9163
    @brkii9163 6 років тому +168

    Watch JoJo and stand in weird positions in public...
    and hopkick

    • @hoodjester2026
      @hoodjester2026 6 років тому +9

      DAH

    • @53Spawn
      @53Spawn 6 років тому +6

      Claudio has the power of God and Anime on his side

    • @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967
      @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 5 років тому

      @@53Spawn Claudio : Don't fuck with me! I have a power of God and anime on my side... AAAAHHHH!!!

  • @Sirenynx
    @Sirenynx 5 років тому +80

    As a Lars main, I can confirm that its hard being one after Tekken 6.

  • @smolsquiddd
    @smolsquiddd 5 років тому +86

    “It looks like I’ll need to find a timestamp to see what he has to say about Akum-“
    *video starts*
    “Oh...”

    • @StillLeashed
      @StillLeashed 4 роки тому +1

      I felt the same way.

    • @urmama54
      @urmama54 4 роки тому +3

      u guys feel outta place doe

    • @joshuaquinones9760
      @joshuaquinones9760 2 місяці тому

      I main Akuma because I like Street Fighter so much 🤣

  • @LlamaLlama213
    @LlamaLlama213 5 років тому +405

    As a Miguel main I can confirm that we get very pissy easily
    Edit: apparently I have small arms

    • @princekanbatsu2301
      @princekanbatsu2301 5 років тому +8

      The arms joke is about tekken 6 when he was very poke oriented and he had no range problems.
      Now in tekken 7 he kinda has that problem (^:

    • @wowgaming_lul716
      @wowgaming_lul716 5 років тому +3

      Shut up short arm boy

    • @take3726
      @take3726 4 роки тому +3

      True, and seeing that I'm a shortass, this is pretty accurate

    • @Styxiami
      @Styxiami 4 роки тому +2

      *cough* Low Tier *cough* God

    • @lonestar6709
      @lonestar6709 3 роки тому +3

      It was a Low Tier God rip.
      He mains Miguel.

  • @bellyOfaTiger
    @bellyOfaTiger 6 років тому +118

    "Who mains Shaheen?"
    EVO 2018 champ Lowhigh

  • @FalbereChan
    @FalbereChan 6 років тому +377

    yeah i main alisa.. wait

    • @skywolfstalksyou9134
      @skywolfstalksyou9134 6 років тому +5

      Falbere! Nani? Falbere outside of an Initial D video?

    • @FalbereChan
      @FalbereChan 6 років тому +7

      ahahahhaa yeah i play tekken

    • @xlbx3608
      @xlbx3608 6 років тому +1

      So the stories are true

    • @skywolfstalksyou9134
      @skywolfstalksyou9134 6 років тому

      Falbere! Shook

    • @Kilvoctu
      @Kilvoctu 6 років тому +14

      I'm an Alisa main and can confirm the stereotype.

  • @carrot708
    @carrot708 5 років тому +63

    Master Raven: Has signed at least one 'Bring Kunimitsu back' petition

  • @caiobruno8006
    @caiobruno8006 3 роки тому +65

    The Steve part just obliterated me to heaven, I have now repented of all my sins thank you Tendo

  • @Kroyve
    @Kroyve 6 років тому +162

    1 guy who disliked is a WANG main

  • @samuraisoda5601
    @samuraisoda5601 6 років тому +109

    I watch lots of tmm ever since I picked up kazuya. You're 10000% right

  • @Halaa_
    @Halaa_ 6 років тому +244

    I'll have you know as a Yoshi main I only watch a moderate amount of hentai

    • @Just_a_niceguy
      @Just_a_niceguy 6 років тому +7

      I am a yoshi main and I dont even watch hentai. I prefer watching "oyo" and "eyemusician" streams- thats the kind of "stuff" I am looking for.

    • @greenpeppersalad
      @greenpeppersalad 6 років тому

      I just prefer fo party.

    • @radxteam7556
      @radxteam7556 6 років тому

      Well said fellow brother

    • @Saru-yr3qk
      @Saru-yr3qk 6 років тому +10

      Yoshi players care more about the quality of the victory than the quantities of it. Party hard and win with style, or don't win at all.

    • @vagabondgamur1279
      @vagabondgamur1279 6 років тому +5

      @@Saru-yr3qk that so fcking true. U dont know how many times committed seppuku and tried beating ppl with it. I just like being random. Playing yoshi is really fun.

  • @AeGiSxViPerZ
    @AeGiSxViPerZ 4 роки тому +26

    As an Akuma main, i can agree. Because no one talks about Akuma in the comment section

    • @Ay.man0_0
      @Ay.man0_0 3 роки тому +1

      Lmaooo I was reading the comments waiting for someone to talk ab him u look like the only one tho

  • @metalfreekz13
    @metalfreekz13 4 роки тому +17

    As a Xiaoyu main, me : **Sigh** " I saw this one coming. *YOU KNOW SHE'S 18 IN T7, RIGHT?* "

    • @misslangleysoryuisiconic
      @misslangleysoryuisiconic 8 місяців тому

      Here in the Philippines..
      If you main Xiaoyu, Lili or Alisa.. they will call you gay until you’ll find out that you’re a gay bxtch

  • @DarthUchiha91
    @DarthUchiha91 6 років тому +178

    3:58 As a Steve main, yep lol

    • @momosweetcommander8160
      @momosweetcommander8160 6 років тому +24

      B1 for life

    • @Chezeman12
      @Chezeman12 6 років тому +25

      Just seeing a CH B1 into duck 1 makes my heart feel good.

    • @imbugsbunnysoblowme9811
      @imbugsbunnysoblowme9811 6 років тому +3

      Scrub Steve mains. Nothing but mash...Like literally. No combos, no grabs. Just complete mashes

    • @baltazarmikel
      @baltazarmikel 6 років тому +20

      He didn't even have to say anything. LOL

    • @lonewander6772
      @lonewander6772 6 років тому +13

      @@keklard6676
      Steve is difficult, but that b+1 is too good.

  • @megaxrocker5073
    @megaxrocker5073 6 років тому +251

    Lars mains are memelords.

  • @somebodyzbeast
    @somebodyzbeast 6 років тому +74

    I main Chloe... But I don't like to. And just because Tendo said that... 😥😭
    Now I main Miguel 😡👿🦖

  • @Huginja
    @Huginja 4 роки тому +20

    I legit once fought a Bryan and after blocking 3 sweeps from him, he disconnected

  • @Elstupidor
    @Elstupidor 5 років тому +55

    1:13 I love Feng and Brazzers, so this is a win win!

  • @daniurquhart3805
    @daniurquhart3805 6 років тому +51

    Panda main says don't trust Kuma main. Kuma main says trust Panda main. Who do you trust?

  • @KoEnder
    @KoEnder 6 років тому +178

    3:24-3:29 *You described LTG perfectly.*

    • @Adar252
      @Adar252 6 років тому +5

      Ko Ender And kutthoratballa Lmao

    • @j_g3116
      @j_g3116 6 років тому +1

      Lol so true

    • @bwareist
      @bwareist 6 років тому +12

      LMAO, Get That Ass Banned!

    • @heliopyre
      @heliopyre 6 років тому +1

      the exact same thought popped into my head

    • @CapnGinyu
      @CapnGinyu 6 років тому

      That Yoshimitsu was INSPIRATIONAL

  • @cupoflean7773
    @cupoflean7773 6 років тому +80

    When you showed the Steve clip i felt that

    • @2vic1ous4u
      @2vic1ous4u 6 років тому +6

      Steve Fox is my boy for life....no words..just putting ppl to sleep..

  • @no-tc3mt
    @no-tc3mt 3 роки тому +17

    As a Steve main I confirm that I start my round with b+1

  • @ShinRyuuji
    @ShinRyuuji 5 років тому +37

    As a Geese main I could say this was very....
    *P R E D I C T A B O*

  • @Babyfinn_
    @Babyfinn_ 6 років тому +161

    On behalf of all Josie mains, I approve of your statement 👍👍👍

  • @dagger_viraj
    @dagger_viraj 6 років тому +64

    As a lili player I'm agree with you 😂😂... I don't know why I always wanna make her more and more beautiful and hot by customization....😂😂😂
    She is princess though....

    • @Noum77
      @Noum77 6 років тому +13

      People play Lili because deep in their conscious mind they think she's a doll, a beautiful one on top of that. Lili main here btw

    • @Bernaxxl
      @Bernaxxl 6 років тому +6

      same lol , 10 slots not enough for us.

    • @dredvax
      @dredvax 6 років тому +2

      She's underage though...

    • @luischavez2088
      @luischavez2088 6 років тому +3

      that's me with Anna though.

    • @WutTheDeuceGaming
      @WutTheDeuceGaming 6 років тому +1

      @@dredvax not if your keeping track of the timeline. She was when she was first introduced, yes. We were all younger then as well.

  • @IReiteThat
    @IReiteThat 6 років тому +81

    I main Jin, Anna & Nina and I can confirm that I'm a mashing emo tryhard who loves hoes

    • @kevingeisenhof
      @kevingeisenhof 6 років тому +1

      @@keklard6676 People like you are just making Internet a hard place to even post a comment without getting trashed

    • @kevingeisenhof
      @kevingeisenhof 6 років тому

      @@keklard6676 lol Why did I even bother. Now I know why people like you are destroying this generation. I'm going to shut up for now. Not worth my time.

    • @wiseguy240Winston
      @wiseguy240Winston 6 років тому +2

      @@kevingeisenhof You actually took his comment Seriously? He's just trolling and and talking shit like most ppl do online lol.

    • @kevingeisenhof
      @kevingeisenhof 6 років тому

      @@wiseguy240Winston Ikr. I just dont like trolls even if they are a common thing on Internet

    • @wiseguy240Winston
      @wiseguy240Winston 6 років тому +1

      @@kevingeisenhof True fair enough.

  • @BillysKiller7
    @BillysKiller7 5 років тому +51

    2:30 jokes on you i still play Tag 2 😁

    • @sour3000
      @sour3000 4 роки тому +2

      The game is still poppin🔥🤧

    • @BillysKiller7
      @BillysKiller7 4 роки тому +1

      But utterly still cancer 😂😂

    • @arhumtariq9455
      @arhumtariq9455 4 роки тому

      Same can be sayed about yoshimitsu

  • @realmjumper8154
    @realmjumper8154 Рік тому +3

    I hate that as a Heihachi main I’ve never been more offended by something I 100% agree with

  • @lilkampf4492
    @lilkampf4492 6 років тому +101

    The lee one hurts cus its so true

    • @shafir2
      @shafir2 6 років тому

      Trollest troll 😧

    • @MeghavVerma22
      @MeghavVerma22 6 років тому

      Pick another character b

    • @shafir2
      @shafir2 6 років тому +5

      I'm already good with lee it's too late

    • @goromajima9135
      @goromajima9135 6 років тому

      TF yeh

    • @basilmahyoub3607
      @basilmahyoub3607 6 років тому +7

      Don't feel bad for maining someone you're comfortable with.
      Lee is actually pretty good if you focused more on punishing than combos.
      Also people who main Lee do it for the swag points.

  • @TheLastAmigo
    @TheLastAmigo 6 років тому +38

    Lord Tendo, hittin us with the truth harder than he hits snake edge in ranked. Keep the quality vids coming!
    #BUFFLARS

  • @kinder2644
    @kinder2644 5 років тому +179

    *Counters:* **exists**
    *Steve:* 3:59

  • @TomboTime
    @TomboTime 3 роки тому +2

    "you are most likely a very angry person in real life"
    guilty as charged

  • @replicuntreplicunt7136
    @replicuntreplicunt7136 5 років тому +14

    I main Lili. I still try to improve, but I feel that I spent more time making anime characters with her than actually playing.

    • @misslangleysoryuisiconic
      @misslangleysoryuisiconic Рік тому

      Bruh I heard a gossip which some of the other Lili mains were actually gays, straight women and transwomen were being Lili mains and I lived here in the Philippines after seeing a video about a Filipino gay person being a Lili main

  • @320speed
    @320speed 6 років тому +70

    That Steve one killed me.

    • @CephlonMayngrum
      @CephlonMayngrum 4 роки тому +1

      @Aqzy77 steve players get accused of using back 1 too much

  • @p4m80r34
    @p4m80r34 6 років тому +138

    As a Josie main.....
    This is true (I failed no nut November)

  • @AlphaWolfling
    @AlphaWolfling 6 років тому +131

    weird flex but okay

  • @thelordoflolicons
    @thelordoflolicons 5 років тому +30

    Never knew I was a furry.
    I'm disgusted by myself...

    • @divinityy7425
      @divinityy7425 5 років тому +1

      Thats unfair and disgusting i aint gonna switch tho

    • @lennythesatan7747
      @lennythesatan7747 4 роки тому

      Well...I want to fuck a crane who turns into a hot maid so...yeah I count as a furry too.

    • @nono-nf1vg
      @nono-nf1vg 4 роки тому

      @@lennythesatan7747 hol up yo, u scale up way to fast

    • @lennythesatan7747
      @lennythesatan7747 4 роки тому +1

      @@nono-nf1vg Sorry but I can't go back from what I did. I can only go deeper with my degenaracy.

  • @WLH7
    @WLH7 4 роки тому +7

    I main Lucky Chloe because she is the best character to "walk" the enemy by a series of jabs, punches, and cartwheels. Also, she has one of the most devastating rage arts in all of Tekken 7.

    • @jeremyrichards4754
      @jeremyrichards4754 2 роки тому +1

      Yep and still easily beatable lol. She’s good for lazy people who wanna spam and not learn jack shit

  • @thephantazm5139
    @thephantazm5139 6 років тому +72

    That steve joke killed me😂😂😂😂😂

    • @arcadescrub5138
      @arcadescrub5138 6 років тому

      I don't get it, I understand he is the god of ch but....

    • @TheDocbach
      @TheDocbach 6 років тому +9

      @@arcadescrub5138
      Thats pretty much the gist of the joke. B1 is his bread and butter CH launcher that the rest of his move list is basically built around. Duck cancels, Duck mix ups, Peekaboo mix ups. All of these things are just tools to keep peppering the opponent with safe offense until he/she, gets impatient and pushes a button. Then its B1 again. Or DF 2.

    • @josephsua7246
      @josephsua7246 6 років тому

      Steve doesn’t have a a good launcher or hop kick, so his ch moves are essential to his combos.

    • @crazycriz5000
      @crazycriz5000 6 років тому

      Joseph Su'a Steve has a while standing launcher and he DOES have a hop kick. Don’t make excuses for B1, it’s kinda OP.

    • @NormanPackernickle
      @NormanPackernickle 6 років тому

      @@crazycriz5000 While yes, he does have a hopkick but it's soooo slow and he has no 15 frame launchers. I also dont know what's so op about a 13 frame high CH launcher.

  • @Kevindiesel
    @Kevindiesel 6 років тому +65

    I became a Bryan main after Chris Brown XI showed that I only need to break dem ankles

  • @TheDocbach
    @TheDocbach 6 років тому +34

    1:58
    If you pause real quick, you can read ,"where`s the lotion". LOL.

  • @hamzaonyt9492
    @hamzaonyt9492 4 роки тому +15

    3:38 lol you made my day with that funny joke

  • @Bryanox7
    @Bryanox7 4 роки тому +4

    0:48 HAHAH THIS IS SO FUNNY I CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT WATCH THIS YET

  • @jordan-the-hound2323
    @jordan-the-hound2323 6 років тому +14

    3:12 "You play with little girls."
    Me: CORRECTION! Xiaoyu is 18.

  • @slightlytwistedagain
    @slightlytwistedagain 6 років тому +29

    Kazuya main. Yup those damn EWGF are just so satisfying to pull off in practice mode that you never leave.

    • @YungKuroKami
      @YungKuroKami 6 років тому

      Right!

    • @jzzy107
      @jzzy107 6 років тому

      I wish jfsr was as easy

    • @furious_malic7808
      @furious_malic7808 6 років тому

      slightlytwistedagain lol he went alittle overboard but it’s somewhat true I’m more in training mode practice electric than playing the game and I watch mainman

  • @Kortifex
    @Kortifex 6 років тому +60

    1:22 exactly why we need Craig Marduk

  • @jackofalltrades7728
    @jackofalltrades7728 4 роки тому +4

    Gigas: 'who actually mains him?
    Me: *crawls into a corner while making Gigas noises*

  • @ananas9248
    @ananas9248 4 роки тому +7

    As a Dragunov main, I'm dying from the ironic accuracy

  • @xyon9090
    @xyon9090 6 років тому +94

    *Law main here*
    _Yeah that's on point_
    (2:37)

  • @Emil-gl7rm
    @Emil-gl7rm 6 років тому +14

    "You are most likely a very very angry person with small arms"
    Can confirm

    • @jamesquillen7965
      @jamesquillen7965 4 роки тому +1

      When I cussed at my phone for saying that, I realized the legitimacy

  • @arthurdaffos1490
    @arthurdaffos1490 3 роки тому +2

    Miguel: very angry person with little arms.
    Ltg: very angry person with woodstick legs
    Me: mmmmmh

  • @kronksstronkstonks6360
    @kronksstronkstonks6360 3 роки тому +2

    2 years later and as a Kazuya main its still fucking accurate. Goddammit.

  • @StephJMillz-qj7xr
    @StephJMillz-qj7xr 5 років тому +48

    3:59
    NUFF SAID

  • @Zer-jh2uy
    @Zer-jh2uy 5 років тому +10

    I main Shaheen and I actually watched a lot of Tekken tournament I’ve seen decent amount of players using him but what you said about Gigas is true

  • @ClarkeyTMR
    @ClarkeyTMR 6 років тому +14

    As a Steve main, I wholeheartedly agree

  • @averyrathbun3859
    @averyrathbun3859 4 роки тому +3

    Okay but Kazumi doesn't really play like Mishma.
    She's a very basic fundamental character and she lacks most mishima trademarks except for the string

  • @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967
    @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 5 років тому +10

    1:16 *_the logo has changed everything_*

  • @lChinglChanglChongl
    @lChinglChanglChongl 6 років тому +42

    Damn. Nobody is safe!

  • @UnCh4rT3D
    @UnCh4rT3D 6 років тому +10

    You didnt even need to explain Master Raven with that picture of ThePhantom

  • @SSDpro
    @SSDpro 6 років тому +27

    Calls Xiaoyu a little girl when she is the oldest out of some of the female characters
    Eliza: 1000+
    Kazumi: DEAD
    Kunimitsu: Unknown (Female. Not the male version from TEKKEN 1. He's Dead.)
    Master Raven: Unknown (Female. Not to be confused with Wesley Snipes.)
    Nina: 43,
    Jun: 43, (Still missing since TEKKEN 3.) >_<
    Anna: 41,
    Michelle: 41, (Too busy being a Mom/Fan to Julia)
    Zafina: 23, (Trying to figure out the plot of TEKKEN)
    Katerina: 22,
    Julia: 20,
    Christie: 19, (Still wants the "EDDY GORDO". Currently on a Mobile Game)
    Leo Kliesen: 19, (Putting it here since Harada wants to a "Poison" Character in the Game)
    Ling Xiaoyu: 18, 😁
    Miharu Hirano: 18, (Xiaoyu's, and Alisa's Friend, Rival to a Jealous Panda)
    Josie: 18,
    Asuka: 17,
    Lucky Chloe: 17,
    PANDA: 9, (Human Years. Can still whoop your's, and Kuma's A$$ anytime, anywhere.)
    Roger's Wife: Unknown (Kangaroo. Whoops Roger's A$$ for being a Deadbeat Dad.)
    Unknown: Unknown (Free from Tekken Tag Tournament. Also known as Jun Kazama)
    Alisa: ROBOT

    • @gayprinceofzora1884
      @gayprinceofzora1884 6 років тому

      correction jns been missing since tekken 2, anna and nina are physically in their twenties due to being asleep for 20 years alisa Is 3-6 years old kazumi late 30's when she died considering kazuya's age is 40's

    • @osman.s1405
      @osman.s1405 5 років тому +1

      You have too much time

    • @Drpissed
      @Drpissed 5 років тому +3

      Sooo... She's older than three female characters? Definitely little girl

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 5 років тому +1

      had no idea Xiayou was just a babyface 18 yo

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 5 років тому

      also i didn't know Nina and Anna where that old

  • @TensuKawakab
    @TensuKawakab 3 роки тому +3

    As someone who's not a Law main, I can confirm you're 1000% right

  • @marshmallow7692
    @marshmallow7692 4 роки тому +3

    As a Lee main, I can't help but cry at the truthfulness of this video

  • @davidedos9031
    @davidedos9031 5 років тому +11

    As an Eddie main, I ain’t gonna lie. That’s how I learned how to play😂
    Although now I don’t really do it anymore.

    • @ShadySquad
      @ShadySquad 4 роки тому +1

      I didn't have a controller button inputs on my keyboard were difficult. So i picked eddy But now that im better i realise how much cooler eddy is than everyone else 😂

    • @ASURA_FEAR
      @ASURA_FEAR 3 роки тому

      Pog

  • @cheezypr8691
    @cheezypr8691 6 років тому +60

    Snake edge is all you need.

  • @pr3tty0bnoxious35
    @pr3tty0bnoxious35 6 років тому +14

    themainman disliked this video cause his main is kazuya

  • @Rhimune
    @Rhimune 4 роки тому +6

    As a Lili main i can confirm....that's entirely accurate.

  • @LuckiSir
    @LuckiSir 5 років тому +11

    3:47
    *Its finally happened boi's*

  • @BinBintheRiceCake
    @BinBintheRiceCake 5 років тому +32

    Kuma/Panda: "Do not trust these people"
    Looks at tekken world cup 2018.....
    Tendo predicted it

  • @MetalblaydX2
    @MetalblaydX2 6 років тому +33

    I mean... The 2018 Evo champion mains shaheen so that answers your question

  • @viz98
    @viz98 6 років тому +14

    As a Kazuya player I feel this statement is correct.

  • @alanhill2331
    @alanhill2331 5 років тому +5

    This is legitimately the funniest tekken video I have ever seen.

  • @richar3d292
    @richar3d292 4 роки тому +2

    2020 version:
    Zafina: *same as Anna and Eliza*
    Leroy: Wants to be a Yellow rank but are actually stuck in Green ranks
    Fahkumram: Were waiting for Bruce in S3.
    Ganryu: UNBLOCKABLE, UNBLOCKABLE, UNBLOCKABLE...

  • @ColdNumbzThePain
    @ColdNumbzThePain 5 років тому +6

    this is by far one of the funniest videos iv ever seen in my life!! its soo accurate and what he says about Alisa, Law, Eddy, Katarina, Kazuya and Gigas mains had me on the floor in fuckin stitches
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    10/10!

  • @RoahSagami
    @RoahSagami 6 років тому +24

    Heihachi main is correct, I wish I could rewrite the story so he lives but I’m pretty sure lava is instakill lol

    • @kurt7616
      @kurt7616 6 років тому +7

      Not really kazuya survived

    • @tbeezey2255
      @tbeezey2255 6 років тому +10

      I think Kaz actually DID die, but G corp was able to recover enough of his remains to pull a "Mass Effect 2" and reconstruct him.

    • @10yearsontren79
      @10yearsontren79 6 років тому +7

      @@kurt7616 because kazuya has devil genes?
      *AnD tHoSE wITH dEViL gENeS CaN't DiE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

    • @kurt7616
      @kurt7616 6 років тому +1

      @@10yearsontren79 he died g corp just saved him

    • @RoahSagami
      @RoahSagami 6 років тому +5

      I want Heaven Heihachi lol there’s to many devils in this game

  • @ninefangthesniper
    @ninefangthesniper 6 років тому +5

    As a Steve main I got great satisfaction behind how accurate it was here.

  • @Prince_of_Despair
    @Prince_of_Despair 5 років тому +3

    As a man who plays Noctis, i can safely say this is extremely true

  • @The_RetroManiac
    @The_RetroManiac 3 роки тому +4

    As a new player learning how to play as Kazuya, I relate to spending most of my living hours in training mode.

  • @thersaiyan2604
    @thersaiyan2604 5 років тому +23

    That steve one broke me XD every steve always b1 everyday

  • @Playdattrack
    @Playdattrack 6 років тому +12

    The Claudio one speaks alot to me for some reason.....

  • @silverwah
    @silverwah 6 років тому +4

    That Paul bit is sometimes accurate as I'm a Paul main.
    And I just love big damage and giving big whiff punishes too.

    • @tyronedorsey5686
      @tyronedorsey5686 6 років тому

      It is so satisfying to punish someone who think they can out damage Paul. All i need is *ahem* ONE PUUUUUUNNNCHHH!!!!!

  • @epicmaj8r
    @epicmaj8r 5 років тому +4

    *Extras*
    *Armor King:* total edgelords who have a fascination with full body armor
    *Julia:* spends most of their time gawking at Julia in customization. Constantly tries out different outfits to see which one makes them feel the hardest when playing
    *Marduk:* previous Gigas players from season 1 who immediately dropped him as soon as Marduk was announced for season 2
    *Negan:* ua-cam.com/video/l_f_B8hRcNA/v-deo.html

    • @Lunardivider24
      @Lunardivider24 5 років тому

      Hey!!!! I only have 1 costume for Julia.....I just spent an hour making it

    • @seiryu265
      @seiryu265 5 років тому +2

      The Marduk one is true🤣.
      Rarely see Gigas in Online and in tournaments.

    • @epicmaj8r
      @epicmaj8r 5 років тому +1

      @@seiryu265 I had a feeling. Because ever since Marduk was released, I don't see that much Gigas players online anymore. Hell, I still play Gigas. Probably one of the only ones that do

  • @garakds9
    @garakds9 3 роки тому +1

    As a Devil Jin player, you main him because he shoots laser beams

  • @Kawaiimuscles
    @Kawaiimuscles 6 років тому +32

    1:15 DEAD