President George W. Bush Plays “Bushism or Not?”

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  • Опубліковано 10 лип 2024
  • Former President George W. Bush has been known to make the occasional verbal gaffe. He’s actually made so many, there’s even a name for them - “Bushisms.” We wondered if he could remember them so to test his recollection of the many funny things he has said, we play a game called “Bushism or Not?”
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  • @lorrainea4185
    @lorrainea4185 3 роки тому +1321

    Surprised they didn’t use the quote “ Most of our imports come from other countries” Lol

    • @pepperpepperpepper
      @pepperpepperpepper 3 роки тому +17

      Did he do "mission accomplished?" I couldn't watch it.

    • @Fragenzeichenplatte
      @Fragenzeichenplatte 3 роки тому +15

      Surprised they didn't use the quote about how there are definitely WMD in Iraq and that we need to invade.

    • @lorrainea4185
      @lorrainea4185 3 роки тому +6

      @@Fragenzeichenplatte Because it’s not funny.

    • @diegus012
      @diegus012 2 роки тому +3

      He had a face like he still doesn’t know what’s wrong with the he/her reading phrase. Serious…

    • @jayamarillo628
      @jayamarillo628 Рік тому

      *m o s t ?*

  • @w5527
    @w5527 Рік тому +404

    Bush tolerating Kimmel is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while 😂

    • @n0denz
      @n0denz Рік тому +17

      Truly the kind of fortitude it takes to be President.

    • @n0denz
      @n0denz 10 місяців тому +7

      @@AlbertZiegler069 Let me guess. You think the worst President was Trump. Worse than than Nixon? Warren G. Harding? Andrew Johnson? Jimmy Carter? Herbert Hoover? HW Bush? Woodrow Wilson? Come on now.

    • @chriswakefield9538
      @chriswakefield9538 9 місяців тому +2

      Rattlehead!

    • @ThatColin
      @ThatColin 9 місяців тому +8

      @@n0denzyes. Jimmy Carter does not deserve to be on this list. He was handed some bad stuff that he couldn’t manage.

    • @philster6383
      @philster6383 7 місяців тому

      OH YES trump is the WORST and he is still trying to destroy America@@n0denz

  • @StoneBubbles
    @StoneBubbles 3 роки тому +1777

    My favorite:
    “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful - and so are we.
    They never stop thinking of new ways to harm our country and our people - and neither do we.”

    • @skoll_5682
      @skoll_5682 3 роки тому +82

      There’s “Freudian slips” and then there was this cherry. Like he just left a netting with Cheney and dad.

    • @shieh.4743
      @shieh.4743 3 роки тому +5

      😆😆😆

    • @cmj199318
      @cmj199318 3 роки тому +26

      Truth slips out

    • @bZgtHeSTD
      @bZgtHeSTD 2 роки тому +2

      I guess that's the problem

    • @joolsmacgrools1288
      @joolsmacgrools1288 2 роки тому +8

      It's Tragic by No Use For A Name used this exact quote. Great song, great band.
      I didn't like Bush when I was growing up, but in hindsight I think he was largely just a clueless, jovial puppet. But he had a thick skin, and he wasn't an unfeeling bastard, so he's got my respect in a sense. I'd still have a beer with him.

  • @lennon6235
    @lennon6235 2 роки тому +2262

    my favorite bushism was when he lied about weapons of mass destruction and started a never ending war haha that one was so funny

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 2 роки тому +95

      It's a proud american tradition. FDR smuggled weapons into europe and lied about it, then claimed that when the Germans sank the Lusitiania they were attacking a civilian target when FDR and american allies kept using civilians as meat shields when sending cargo, then FDR used that sinking as justification to go to war the American people had opposed.
      Kennedy tried to perpetrate a false flag operation to get the US involved in a war in cuba and tried to sweep it under the rug when it failed, backfired, and nearly caused WW3 (he gets a pass though since his assassination made him an icon in america, especially among liberals). LBJ fabricated the Gulf of Tonkin so he could ramp up the Vietnam war (previously an undeclared war for years). That's all without getting into the War of 1812, numerous banana republics and colonial wars that had justifications so paper thin they'd make bush blush, or the mexican American war.
      Bush just carried on the tradition set forth by his predecessors but we all pretend like hes the only one who did it since hes A: conservative and B: an unpopular Republican, even within the GOP. If only hed had the good sense of being a democrat, being more populist like Trump, or had the good sense to get assassinated hed be added to America's pantheon of hero worship like war hawks LBJ and Kennedy or if hed been better at scapegoating hed be worshiped like Trump

    • @afrosamuri05
      @afrosamuri05 2 роки тому +43

      Pretty sure he wasn't the one pulling the strings, just a puppet dude.

    • @johnirby8847
      @johnirby8847 2 роки тому +3

      @@afrosamuri05 yeah

    • @StatsCount
      @StatsCount 2 роки тому +4

      💀

    • @brremsilverte.9022
      @brremsilverte.9022 2 роки тому +80

      @@arthas640 fdr wasn’t around when the Germans sank the Lusitania

  • @ashums980
    @ashums980 Рік тому +426

    I love how he can laugh at himself, he's hilarious.

    • @madianantar7842
      @madianantar7842 11 місяців тому +16

      More like goofy

    • @bdixon1
      @bdixon1 9 місяців тому +47

      yeah war crime are very funny

    • @Ma1q444
      @Ma1q444 8 місяців тому +1

      @@genb4374😂😂😂

    • @arthurthomas8267
      @arthurthomas8267 8 місяців тому +5

      @@genb4374 I love how easy it is to spot stick in the mud always mad at life lefties who cant appreciate the ability to laugh at ones self, honestly comes off like a child folding his arm scowling. 🤣RENT FREE.

    • @lucasrichards7247
      @lucasrichards7247 8 місяців тому +4

      @@arthurthomas8267yea like I wasn’t fond of his presidency esp bc of the Iraq war but c’mon like ppl need to grow up

  • @TheTeresamori
    @TheTeresamori 3 роки тому +717

    But he didn’t do the fool me once one. That my favorite

    • @foppishdilletaunt9911
      @foppishdilletaunt9911 3 роки тому +7

      Do you have a sister named Momenti ?

    • @darshin95
      @darshin95 3 роки тому +39

      Can’t get fooled again

    • @chicodalianis8004
      @chicodalianis8004 3 роки тому +27

      That’s because he’s from Texas... that saying was from Tennessee... well could be Texas

    • @toolrocks10
      @toolrocks10 3 роки тому +4

      My favorite too. Still makes me laugh

    • @TheTeresamori
      @TheTeresamori 3 роки тому +6

      @@toolrocks10 I say it all the time wrong and I quote him.

  • @totallyaccuratebotansimula9493
    @totallyaccuratebotansimula9493 3 роки тому +343

    "humans and fish can coexist peacefully". Sounds like James Cameron's next Avatar movie underwater edition.

    • @Phomyath
      @Phomyath 3 роки тому

      oh yeah, I think so

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    • @emachines3447
      @emachines3447 2 роки тому

      That’s not funny

    • @LittleMissV
      @LittleMissV 2 роки тому +1

      You mean The Shape of Water? I mean, it’s not by James Cameron, but that’s kinda the premise… including a human and fish doing more than just coexisting, if you know what I mean

    • @allurahaddad2704
      @allurahaddad2704 2 роки тому +6

      This aged so well

  • @junayedalam6383
    @junayedalam6383 3 роки тому +605

    "Thank You, Your Holiness, Awesome Speech"

    • @SeeYouNextT
      @SeeYouNextT 2 роки тому +17

      Lmao reminds me of “Thank you, Kanye. Very cool!”

    • @santividal9387
      @santividal9387 5 місяців тому +5

      I don't get how that's a Bushism. I mean, it might sound awkward but the phrase is not gramaticaly incorrect or with double meaning...

    • @MarkSmithhhh
      @MarkSmithhhh 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@santividal9387 it's like a nonchalant, sort of "unimpressed" way to address the pope

  • @cbalano
    @cbalano 3 роки тому +330

    I remember there was a website back in the day. In an entry field you would write a normal sentence of your choice, then next to it there was a button labeled "Bushify". As you pressed the button, the words written became scrambled and mangled to form a sentence that president Bush could have said using those words - hilarious.

  • @DMacy7
    @DMacy7 3 роки тому +235

    “One of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water.” - Donald J. Trump

    • @oneminutemotivation2982
      @oneminutemotivation2982 3 роки тому +9

      Lmao I saw it live😂😂

    • @arcticxassassin6287
      @arcticxassassin6287 Рік тому +2

      Ain't no way 🤣

    • @becks_r
      @becks_r Рік тому +1

      ONE OF THE BEST

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 9 місяців тому +10

      Trump, Biden, and Bush have to be 3 of the least articulate presidents in living memory. They're all well educated men, Bush even went to Yale and Harvard, but they make so many gaffes they end up sounding like they're reading lines written by grade school children.

    • @3x157
      @3x157 28 днів тому

      I can't laugh at anything Trump or Biden say, they don't even have comedic timing. Bush on the other hand is a master.

  • @darshin95
    @darshin95 3 роки тому +792

    He’s legitimately so hilarious unintentionally

    • @soccerguy325
      @soccerguy325 3 роки тому +19

      Seems to be a trend with Republican presidents.

    • @soccerguy325
      @soccerguy325 3 роки тому +4

      @President-Caliph Dhuku How so?
      Also I was replying to the "unintentionally hilarious" comment, btw.

    • @soccerguy325
      @soccerguy325 3 роки тому +5

      @President-Caliph Dhuku Drone program probably. But that's about it.
      No offense, but the fact that you think there was any kind of escalation of the Iraq war under Obama, or that the NSA spying program was a war crime, shows that you're pretty misinformed. I have a lot of disagreements with Obama's presidency but a lot of what you're saying just doesn't make sense.

    • @soccerguy325
      @soccerguy325 3 роки тому +6

      @President-Caliph Dhuku You sound very disgruntled.
      I have a million problems with the Democrats. Never in a million years would I be under the impression that they are all righteous and perfect, certainly not their presidents. But I call things as I see them.
      I hate Obama's drone program, and I hate how he began funding the Saudi-led Yemeni intervention, especially considering how it opened the door for Trump to make it even worse. But there was nothing illegal about the war against ISIS, or the intervention in the Libyan civil war. There's absolutely zero evidence to indicate that the intervention is what caused the country's downward spiral. In case you've forgotten, Libya in great turmoil when we entered. That country was headed for either revolution or endless civil war one way or another. It was the fact that the US and NATO had zero exit plan, and basically just peaced out after Gaddafi died without doing jackshit to maintain the country's infrastructure which is why the country's an absolute mess right now. In case you haven't noticed, Syria is also in shambles - probably worse shape - but there was no intervention there.
      Again, I'll hold every president accountable for their bad actions. And Obama had plenty. But I'm not going to be misguided about it.

    • @TheCatWrangler
      @TheCatWrangler 3 роки тому +3

      @President-Caliph Dhuku you sound exactly like my father. He has the exact same opinions, you guys would get along great, lol. I think I pretty much agree. But although they made horrible decisions while in office I think they were likely trying to do the right thing. Not that that excuses it at all, but neither bush nor obama/Biden are evil, ya know. At least not from what the public has seen.

  • @ronnyshama
    @ronnyshama 3 роки тому +195

    "Fade into Bolivian" Hahahahaha that one got me the most😹

  • @aidanjackson3885
    @aidanjackson3885 3 роки тому +113

    "Thank You, Your Holiness, Awesome Speech"-my senior quote

    • @co2_os
      @co2_os 2 роки тому +1

      I'm not a native speaker, what's wrong with the quote?

    • @Jinkroll
      @Jinkroll Рік тому +8

      @@co2_os there’s nothing wrong with the sentence, but it sounds funny

    • @rinleddy1082
      @rinleddy1082 Рік тому +12

      It's just the level of formality. The quote is extremely informal, the exchange would usually have a much higher level of formality, like "Thank you Your Holiness, we are honored." whereas "awesome speech" sounds like something you'd say to your buddy in a relaxed setting. Very harmlessly funny😂

  • @cvdtzrn
    @cvdtzrn 3 роки тому +927

    Well, at least he has a sense of humor, unlike other war criminals.

    • @michaeloftaoism
      @michaeloftaoism 3 роки тому +62

      Yeah it's weird how a country can pass a "law" to not be tried in the Hague... very convenient

    • @DrunkenSocrates
      @DrunkenSocrates 3 роки тому +76

      @@michaeloftaoism yeah it’s funny how everyone treats a criminal like a hero

    • @phantommagnolia
      @phantommagnolia 3 роки тому +40

      like Obama?

    • @babarazamsucks
      @babarazamsucks 3 роки тому +29

      @@phantommagnolia No like Trump. Oh boo hoo. So expectant to see comments like this one just because their favorite President got called out or their favorite political party got called out.

    • @phantommagnolia
      @phantommagnolia 3 роки тому +20

      @@babarazamsucks ok what war did he start ? ☺

  • @damirko06
    @damirko06 3 роки тому +42

    shoe dodging...priceless 🤣

    • @Fragenzeichenplatte
      @Fragenzeichenplatte 3 роки тому +9

      Men being tortured and women and children not dodging bullets and rockets.... also priceless 🤣🤣

  • @mohammedhardi7891
    @mohammedhardi7891 3 роки тому +61

    Bush's laughter makes me laugh

    • @Muleek.420
      @Muleek.420 Рік тому +4

      I was looking for a comment like yours 🤣🤣😂

  • @haywoodj
    @haywoodj Рік тому +44

    Bush, Mike Tyson & Christopher Walken should do a movie together. It would be so unintentionally hilarious

  • @dayeeoliver
    @dayeeoliver 3 роки тому +62

    "Shoe me once, shoes on you. shoe me twice I'm keeping those shoes"
    Can someone tell me who said that?

    • @Novgord98
      @Novgord98 3 роки тому +3

      Will ferrel

    • @benriffle104
      @benriffle104 Рік тому +2

      I shoe can't

    • @nevillemenezes2102
      @nevillemenezes2102 Рік тому +1

      Naw, the actual quote was: "Shoe my once, shoe on you; shoe me twice....I can't get shoe'd again"

  • @benzellfloyd9471
    @benzellfloyd9471 Рік тому +295

    Was not a fan of him as a President, but he seems like a wonderfully likable person. I would love to meet him one day.

    • @chrissteed8170
      @chrissteed8170 Рік тому +6

      I did meet him in July 2005.

    • @abusiddique7170
      @abusiddique7170 Рік тому +10

      Not even it was your mum or children that died

    • @SjaeDanmark
      @SjaeDanmark Рік тому +14

      ​@@abusiddique7170can you actually not be politicsbraines for 5 minutes

    • @creamydistortion
      @creamydistortion 11 місяців тому

      Let's meet him at his execution... Oh that's right, the Americans will never take that responsibility.

    • @Mahi-nw5vh
      @Mahi-nw5vh 11 місяців тому

      It's always nice to meet a mass murderer

  • @StoneBubbles
    @StoneBubbles 3 роки тому +61

    “They misunderestimated me.”

  • @GirlycarDawn
    @GirlycarDawn 2 роки тому +33

    "Humans and fish can coexist peacefully."
    Alright boys, looks like an underwater levels is coming next.

  • @r.mcdonnell8614
    @r.mcdonnell8614 Рік тому +114

    You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test
    Love him or hate him, he's speaking straight facts

    • @bazingaShelly
      @bazingaShelly 9 місяців тому +2

      And that was BEFORE all this confusion with pronouns. His "gaffe" was prophetic, to some extent.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 9 місяців тому

      No Child Left Behind has many issues but it did have some good ideas which were kept intact after Bush left office. It was at its most basic an attempt to set standards and basic metrics to measure education levels. There had been previous and similar programs under LBJ and Reagan since there were fears that education standards were too low and too poorly measured. Ironically the biggest issue after No Child Left Behind went into effect were schools manipulation the system to improve scores, which was the exact fear that had motivated programs like No Child Left Behind. Obama's improved Every Student Succeeds Act incorporated parts of No Child Left Behind since it actually had good motivation and some good ideas, and they fixed some of the flaws.
      I was in school when it first went into effect and not long after the size of my schools special ed class exploded and they started dumping kids with ADHD and similar issues, and even just normal underachievers into special ed alongside the kids with genuine mental disabilities, all likely done to keep those kids away from the standardized testing. It was kind of wild but i spent a little over a year in special ed because I had ADHD and only got out when it was proven that i was actually scoring above average in many areas, later found out they just assumed that my bad handwriting and constant fidgeting meant i was stupid.

    • @blah7983
      @blah7983 7 місяців тому

      He was actually 100% right about the best methods to teach kids to read.
      “Balanced Literacy”, “Cueing method” and other ideas based off Mary Clay (well meaning, but very wrong) pushed by Lucy Caulkins basically promoted guessing over decoding phonetically. This makes kids look good in kindergarten, but fails them by late elementary.
      Bush’s program was against those methods, but he didn’t succeed.

  • @mrfayetteville91
    @mrfayetteville91 2 роки тому +337

    Jimmy Kimmel and George are good people that we should totally trust 🤣 they definitely have our best interests at heart

    • @Tohdette
      @Tohdette 2 роки тому +23

      You are kidding, right? You have to be kidding...if you are, that's a nice one, but couldn't tell that you are being sarcastic from the way you wrote it.

    • @xTruncz
      @xTruncz 2 роки тому +52

      @@Tohdette he is kidding

    • @michelleper5065
      @michelleper5065 2 роки тому

      Kimmel was alwaya a nobody but he soldout the right way @the right age and got the "success" he wanted, OFC by then TV did not matter anymore since no one watched lol

    • @karensmiles7463
      @karensmiles7463 Рік тому +2

      🤢

    • @johnorson6907
      @johnorson6907 Рік тому +3

      I hope to god that you’re being sarcastic

  • @obama9535
    @obama9535 4 місяці тому +5

    I wonder if “weapons of mass destruction” was just another goofy “Bushism”

  • @hellobello8913
    @hellobello8913 3 роки тому +480

    Glad to see he has a sense of humor about himself.

    • @possession2
      @possession2 3 роки тому +88

      Hes a war criminal, he should be in prison but at least he can laugh at himself

    • @RareHarmony
      @RareHarmony 3 роки тому +27

      @@possession2 You could say that about plenty of presidents and presidential candidates, but money talks. But he can laugh at himself, as you both have said, so there is that.

    • @spateri728
      @spateri728 3 роки тому +19

      @@possession2 Ahhh. You do realise how decisions are made in government. Like every government. I'll agree with the war in Iraq under false pretences but is that really just his decision?

    • @aproxamillionwasps474
      @aproxamillionwasps474 3 роки тому +28

      @@spateri728 he was the commander in chief, he was responsible for those decisions.

    • @thefourshowflip
      @thefourshowflip 3 роки тому +3

      “I couldn’t say nuculur” whilst still mispronouncing nuclear 🤣

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 3 роки тому +88

    " ...And my guess is that Laura had done that before?"
    - Exactly. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ivugangingo
    @Ivugangingo 3 роки тому +44

    Bush laughing like:
    😅

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  • @karthiksubramaniam6951
    @karthiksubramaniam6951 3 роки тому +394

    "Shoe me once, shoe's on you.
    Shoe me twice, I'm keeping those shoes"

  • @chrissteed8170
    @chrissteed8170 Рік тому +17

    I love Jimmy’s response of, “Except for sharks.”
    Fluency in English is still a Bushism.
    I love the Yogi Berra quote.

    • @bazingaShelly
      @bazingaShelly 9 місяців тому

      Yeah, Jimmy knows , especially when it comes to sharks:
      The International Fund for Animal Welfare (IFAW) estimates that up to 273 million sharks are killed each year. (the commercial fishing kills over 100 million sharks annually.) There are over 500 species of sharks in the ocean, and some of their populations are declining by as much as 99%.

  • @RealJasonBehrens
    @RealJasonBehrens 10 місяців тому +28

    My favorite Bushism: "Those weapons of mass destruction have gotta be around here somewhere. No, no weapons over here"

  • @doughboy_503
    @doughboy_503 Рік тому +10

    Jimmy: “Do you know they have a thing called Bushisms?”
    George: : “Umm, nah, ugh, yes” 😂🤣

  • @Mediaright
    @Mediaright 3 роки тому +151

    John Oliver: "This adorable human-rights violation."

    • @thebigpicture2032
      @thebigpicture2032 3 роки тому +4

      He killed 100,000 actual terrorists and 700,000 potential terrorists (paraphrasing Erran Morad).

    • @sejembalm
      @sejembalm 3 роки тому +8

      @@thebigpicture2032 Sure. That's like saying Skynet killed three billion potential terrorists.

  • @alexmaverick6647
    @alexmaverick6647 2 роки тому +143

    You know, he may be a war criminal responsible for the death of millions, but he seems just so sweet and lovable.

    • @RabidCatGirl
      @RabidCatGirl 2 роки тому +19

      dude right. its disgusting

    • @lizweber14
      @lizweber14 2 роки тому +4

      He's not a human he just played one on TV... Poorly

    • @underdogfox2209
      @underdogfox2209 2 роки тому +16

      A man killed millions of people and orphaned millions of children is kind and lovable?
      Wow. Just wow.

    • @zandercerlong7238
      @zandercerlong7238 2 роки тому +2

      @@underdogfox2209 2 sides to every coin. If you knew nothing about the man he would in fact come off as lovable. He was very nice in this clip PERIOD that is indisputable. And yet he was a shitty president

    • @bestialinvasion667
      @bestialinvasion667 2 роки тому

      What an ignorant comment to make. Adorable war criminal. Pfft

  • @ricardobjj24
    @ricardobjj24 3 роки тому +80

    Working hard to put food on your family

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      @sandiamx8349 3 роки тому

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  • @TheShachattack13
    @TheShachattack13 3 роки тому +25

    Who knew war criminals could be so charming?

    • @niweshlekhak9646
      @niweshlekhak9646 Рік тому

      All US presidents are war criminals, believe it or not. Carter performed all sorts of shenanigans in Iranian revolution, Reagan bragged about killing Gaddafi's daughter with a plane strike, Bush Sr used cluster bombs(illegal) against Iraq, Clinton bombed the hell out of Yugoslavia in which innocent's died, Obama did drone strikes which if not in direct conflict is considered illegal, Trump bragged about killing Iran's Secretary of Defense with a drone and Biden also has conducted drone strikes.

    • @expansionpackdeluxe636
      @expansionpackdeluxe636 Рік тому

      Many mass murderers were charming.

    • @StrikeTeam0316
      @StrikeTeam0316 Місяць тому

      Better us 🇺🇸 than them

  • @barrywalls7175
    @barrywalls7175 3 роки тому +77

    Imagine Trump laughing at himself like this........neither can I!

    • @jacobs5057
      @jacobs5057 2 роки тому

      damn n****a you gonna start sending invoices for rent cause he living in your head?

    • @JC-sf6sf
      @JC-sf6sf Рік тому

      Bush is a war criminal, Trump is not

    • @creamydistortion
      @creamydistortion 11 місяців тому

      Cokehead

    • @davids.3584
      @davids.3584 9 місяців тому +1

      You clearly haven't seen the skits Trump did with Fallon where he talked to himself in a mirror. It's more of him being able to poke fun of himself than this video

  • @XavierTansley
    @XavierTansley Рік тому +9

    That Mike Tyson one is hilarious

  • @bluesboy54321
    @bluesboy54321 3 роки тому +56

    'The trouble with the French is, they don't have a word for entrepreneur'
    G W Bush.

    • @BoredDan7
      @BoredDan7 Рік тому

      That one appears not to be something he actually said. At the very least there isn't reliable evidence.

  • @aaronharris5069
    @aaronharris5069 10 місяців тому +9

    This man should have his own talk show. I'd watch! 😂

  • @MatthewSmith001
    @MatthewSmith001 3 роки тому +15

    I loved Oliver Stone's "W." Really painted Bush as the party boy he once was.

  • @NevadaBoss
    @NevadaBoss 2 роки тому +41

    ""Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.""
    GW Bush 2003 True dat.

  • @weezersthebluealbum9479
    @weezersthebluealbum9479 2 роки тому +35

    A million dead Iraqis and this man has the nerve to show his face on TV? He should be shamed out of all forms of public life for his crimes.

    • @user-oi6ec8ge4c
      @user-oi6ec8ge4c 2 роки тому +3

      And they wonder why terr0rism exists… you can’t make the world face such extreme injustice, let them get away with it, then cry and complain when vigilantes try to take justice in their own hands.

    • @sandorclegane3658
      @sandorclegane3658 2 роки тому

      The U.S government is the problem. Not the temporary tools.

  • @brian6125
    @brian6125 Рік тому

    Thank you your "Holiness" Sounds like something Dell Boy would have said lol as he courtsies talking a step back 🙌🏻😂😂

  • @cindyfern
    @cindyfern 2 роки тому +1

    Lmaooo I'm ded on that OBGYN statement

  • @davidp.7620
    @davidp.7620 3 роки тому +7

    Didn't expect Bush here

  • @user-wt4iu1su3q
    @user-wt4iu1su3q 2 роки тому +10

    “It takes time to restore chaos!”
    I think he actually meant to say that when he was referring to Iraq. 🤔

  • @Anthony-hu3rj
    @Anthony-hu3rj 3 роки тому +93

    America has fallen so low. Bush was our first idiot president, but compared to Trump he's a fun-loving genius.

    • @Boddah.
      @Boddah. 3 роки тому +14

      He's not. He's also a war criminal like Trump.

    • @krislyons2793
      @krislyons2793 3 роки тому +28

      The damage he caused with the Iraq War is way worse than anything Trump did.

    • @spateri728
      @spateri728 3 роки тому +3

      @@krislyons2793 Well at least that was overseas but a lot of countries were involved. President doesn't just decide to invade a country by himself. Plenty of the elected officials that voted for it are still in power. Nobody talks about them. Trump and his buddies has divided the US and shall I go on? Its not looking good for the USA.

    • @BrianThompson-dj2sq
      @BrianThompson-dj2sq 3 роки тому

      @@spateri728 ye never stop mentioning all the bad things trump did

    • @clintmosley4393
      @clintmosley4393 3 роки тому

      @@spateri728 I'm glade Trump came in like a bull in a china shop. It cracked the glass castle, the democrats and rinos had built.

  • @alianofann
    @alianofann 3 роки тому +66

    He's laughing and dancing on the graves of milion of people.

    • @ashm7922
      @ashm7922 3 роки тому +24

      So is Clinton, Biden, Obama, and everyone else who voted for the Iraq and Afghanistan wars in the Senate and in Congress. So is Donald Trump for killing half-a-million Americans. You can literally play this game all day long with any president or politician. What's your point?

    • @user-zg7lh5cz1d
      @user-zg7lh5cz1d 3 роки тому +5

      @@ashm7922 his point is we shouldn’t have war criminals on talk shows !!

    • @alianofann
      @alianofann 3 роки тому +6

      one less war criminal is better than one more. We should condemn them for their hideous crimes for the rest of their lives instead of laughing and cheering them on like this.

    • @sanhitgutta32
      @sanhitgutta32 3 роки тому +3

      Every president is a war criminal if you think about it, it’s not that he’s a bad guy he just made the decisions he believed were right. I’m not saying he was right, but that he gets a lot of flack for stuff every other president has done

    • @maryconn1
      @maryconn1 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah but he was conned into it by Cheney you have to at least acknowledge that

  • @Ay-B
    @Ay-B 3 роки тому +3

    "He appreciated it."

  • @Broncort1
    @Broncort1 3 роки тому +6

    I’ll bet Speer had the same sense of humor too...lol

  • @malh77
    @malh77 3 роки тому +20

    Normalising war criminals

  • @Jayzone702
    @Jayzone702 3 роки тому +315

    I love how he’s able to laugh at himself. Says a lot about him

    • @culwin
      @culwin 3 роки тому +91

      That he's a war criminal who doesn't care?

    • @VaderBrix
      @VaderBrix 3 роки тому +28

      @@culwin No. An funny old guy who's out of the presidency, so stop hating on him.

    • @culwin
      @culwin 3 роки тому +70

      @@VaderBrix No, a war monger and war criminal. So stop defending him. Get some humanity and ethics. Try to fake it, at least, bro.

    • @averageytwatcher2060
      @averageytwatcher2060 3 роки тому +21

      @@culwin if we criticized every president over being a war monger/criminal, then every single modern president would be considered one.

    • @culwin
      @culwin 3 роки тому +10

      @@averageytwatcher2060 Every Republican president would be considered one.

  • @jasontheworldisyours
    @jasontheworldisyours 3 роки тому +8

    "There's an old saying in Tennessee-I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee-that says, 'Fool me once, shame on..... shame on you.
    Fool me-you can't get fooled again"

    • @angelaluna7532
      @angelaluna7532 3 роки тому +1

      I always think of J.Cole when I see this quote 🤣

  • @nicolasmartinez795
    @nicolasmartinez795 Рік тому +3

    Bush was like if Michael Scott became President

  • @tambert3897
    @tambert3897 Рік тому +3

    George must have boxed when he was younger. That head movement when those shoes went flying is impressive.

  • @michaelreale3647
    @michaelreale3647 Рік тому +8

    Bush seems like a blast to hang out with😂

    • @lisar3944
      @lisar3944 Рік тому +1

      indeed. It's a large part of the reason he got elected in the first place. Sad that so many people chose a president based on the idea that they'd love to have a beer with him.

    • @SammyissobabyandforWHAT
      @SammyissobabyandforWHAT 9 місяців тому

      yeah, you can plan on attacking another innocent country together!!!!!!!!!

  • @randyjones3180
    @randyjones3180 Рік тому +24

    Bush probably the best one at be able to laugh at himself.

  • @mattkidroske
    @mattkidroske 2 роки тому +1

    My new favorite quote is Thank you your Holiness, awesome speech!

  • @BUMWRECK3R
    @BUMWRECK3R 3 роки тому +176

    I mean if you forget the fact he blatantly started wars that went on for decades for money, he actually seems like a likable guy..

    • @mariemoran2164
      @mariemoran2164 3 роки тому +7

      yeah... im conflicted.

    • @AdilAmeerPutin
      @AdilAmeerPutin 3 роки тому +36

      I abhor how mainstream media has restored Bush's reputation after he exited as one of the most unpopular presidents. Let's get this straight, Bush and Cheney are war criminals, they started offensive wars against countries. Yes, even the Afghan war was an offensive war considering an insignificant terrorist group provoked the US and the US acted exactly as Al Qaeda had hoped it would. It started a war that resulted in hundreds and thousands of deaths in Afghanistan and neighbouring countries, something that Alqaeda could have only dreamed to do on its own. There is no justification for the Iraq war whatsoever as it was a war for oil, and even the strongest justification of the afghan war assumes that American lives are worth more than the lives of mostly brown people that were lost in the war.

    • @machomusclevegas
      @machomusclevegas 3 роки тому +3

      @@AdilAmeerPutin But since the day World War II ended that's what the corporate media has been assigned to do: entertain us with bread & circuses & personality politics (the hub-bub of one tweedle-dee dipshit president versus the other guy) while the MIC enjoys its global playground of American hegemony & genocide. Gosh though but aren't Facebook & Netflix fun, as distractions.. A former president war criminal yukking it up with Jimmy .. Viewers, the following program is brought to you in living color ! (your Lockheed Martin daily stock quote in black & white)

    • @S1L3NTG4M3R
      @S1L3NTG4M3R 3 роки тому +14

      "blatantly started wars..."
      oh, I forget... September what? 2001...

    • @AdilAmeerPutin
      @AdilAmeerPutin 3 роки тому +2

      @@S1L3NTG4M3R And how has the war fixed anything? 20 years, $2 trillion, and a huge number of deaths later, US may still be leaving Afghanistan in the hands of Taliban. Countries shouldn't act like hotheaded cavemen where they start bigger fights and inflict much more damage to themselves and others only for the sake of taking revenge.

  • @ryanpyle9822
    @ryanpyle9822 3 роки тому +36

    Can't wait until you have Trump on in 2032 and you can normalize him to.

    • @rickiesanders453
      @rickiesanders453 2 роки тому +1

      Trumps in his 70's and about 80 pounds overweight. If we're lucky heart disease will take him before then.

    • @s_hrndz0119
      @s_hrndz0119 2 роки тому +2

      Trump 2024

  • @alfiefry1769
    @alfiefry1769 3 роки тому +10

    “ That “yeah “when he said Jimmy said he met Mike Tyson “ 😂😂

  • @Noahs_Ark951
    @Noahs_Ark951 Місяць тому +1

    Imagine having a conversation with bush he knows so much about the world☠️

  • @Kat-pe3gq
    @Kat-pe3gq 9 місяців тому

    The way they both bounce when they laugh

  • @XxDarkManaxX
    @XxDarkManaxX 2 роки тому +20

    Little fun fact: Somebody wrote a book called "The Slate Book of Accidental Wit and Wisdom of Our 43rd President" full of Bushism. Bush actually read parts of it durring his speech on a press dinner. The speech is pretty funny, you should check it out xD

  • @cindyfern
    @cindyfern 2 роки тому +2

    Lmaoo he didn't deny that Laura helped him with his reflexes

    • @beerrox711
      @beerrox711 Рік тому

      I mean she’s killed people before

  • @rodrigocoelho8068
    @rodrigocoelho8068 3 роки тому +2

    Sounds like the beggining of a joke:
    "Bush, Mike Tyson and Jimmy Kimmel walk into a bar".

  • @alexkats30
    @alexkats30 3 роки тому +9

    War criminal

  • @roelkomduur8073
    @roelkomduur8073 3 роки тому +14

    Why all the attention for a criminal?

    • @aquaticlibrary
      @aquaticlibrary 2 роки тому +1

      Every U.S. President is a war criminal.

    • @decentar9712
      @decentar9712 2 роки тому

      Are you a Bernie's supporter?

  • @elmo2800
    @elmo2800 7 місяців тому

    He's blushing lol

  • @SAoutlaw
    @SAoutlaw 2 роки тому

    “Now watch this drive”

  • @CordobaGeneral1234
    @CordobaGeneral1234 2 роки тому +6

    When did it become acceptable to get war criminals on the show? A man who used chemical weapons in Iraq and killed 1 million Iraqi’s

  • @TheWorldMemeDatabase
    @TheWorldMemeDatabase 4 місяці тому +2

    Bush is a smart guy, I wouldn’t be surprised if most of his “Bushisms” are a calculated move to make himself seem like a regular person.

  • @ehsanr21
    @ehsanr21 3 роки тому

    President's ADS 😂

  • @TheGordohhh
    @TheGordohhh 3 роки тому +73

    Class act for someone I thought was the stupidest POTUS ever until.......Just imagine the reactions from Trump, if ever confronted with Trumpisms. He'd blow a gasket. Cheers from Canada

    • @harrison85
      @harrison85 2 роки тому +3

      Bush is a kinder man but I feel like he’s about the same as trump in terms of potus. Bush’s Iraq war killed copious innocent civilians, American and Iraqi, not to mention the destruction of infrastructure. Middle East destruction was continued by Obama and Trump. However, Trump’s open tendencies towards anti-democracy and his handling of covid 19 throws him quite down there in the presidential ladder.

    • @harrison85
      @harrison85 2 роки тому

      However, cheers from the US. It’s a rough old world out there but you seem lovely, have a good night.

    • @aishaladha402
      @aishaladha402 2 роки тому +1

      @@harrison85 he a genocidal murderer

    • @uTubeNoITube
      @uTubeNoITube 2 роки тому +2

      True, this guy was the stupidest potus. Until Biden. Ugh.

    • @user-nu1po5on1g
      @user-nu1po5on1g 2 роки тому +1

      I can promise you, as an American, that George W. Bush is still THE worst president of the new millennium. If we're going to talk about... well, anything really... Trump outperforms Bush. I actually tout Trump or Obama as the best presidents of the new millennium (which one you list as first depends entirely on your political leanings). Biden seems to be really trying to dethrone Bush, and those on the right would probably try to say that Biden is worse, but I disagree. But I guess we still have (maybe) 2 more years to see how he does.

  • @fdrstan
    @fdrstan 3 роки тому +5

    Should’ve had him dodge a shoe again! That was ninja stylee.

  • @xoxoevol8682
    @xoxoevol8682 Рік тому

    Did he just drop his shoe size 😂😂😂

  • @jcaylalove8713
    @jcaylalove8713 2 роки тому +1

    I want in on this dinner!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Webster132
    @Webster132 3 роки тому +12

    4:44 Bushe's -Left Eye; Right for us- Stays completely still like a Hummingbird while everything else moves.

  • @George-kx6ej
    @George-kx6ej 5 місяців тому +1

    Mr President,what about 9/11?
    Bushism or not ?
    - It's probably me ...

  • @angryarchosaur7858
    @angryarchosaur7858 3 роки тому +1

    “KHEH KHEH HEH HEH”

  • @JESUSHernandez-ss3tw
    @JESUSHernandez-ss3tw 3 роки тому +10

    Kimmel...Why...Kimmel...Why...Are we that Desperate...

    • @seattleite6631
      @seattleite6631 3 роки тому

      Huh? Bush is promoting his book. What do you expect Kimmel to do? Was it funny?

    • @JESUSHernandez-ss3tw
      @JESUSHernandez-ss3tw 3 роки тому

      @@seattleite6631 Honestly..I saw Bush & Closed my Cpu

    • @seattleite6631
      @seattleite6631 3 роки тому

      @@JESUSHernandez-ss3tw that's completely fine. i don't begrudge you for that. i do want to hear what he has to say and what kimmel has to say.

    • @JESUSHernandez-ss3tw
      @JESUSHernandez-ss3tw 3 роки тому

      @@seattleite6631 Thanks Budd

  • @DOLsenior
    @DOLsenior 3 роки тому +11

    Wonderful interview 👏 🙌

  • @brandonjohnson1257
    @brandonjohnson1257 2 роки тому +1

    War Criminal on TV lol got to love it..

  • @astron4606
    @astron4606 2 роки тому +1

    They did the shoe thing to Stephen Harper too lol

  • @jcaylalove8713
    @jcaylalove8713 2 роки тому +3

    I Fucken Love George Bush! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rocket_owo8341
    @rocket_owo8341 3 роки тому +8

    *fluency in english is something that I'm not often accused of* Welp that got me

  • @eric_meira
    @eric_meira 3 роки тому +1

    2:54 🤣🤣 papa

  • @TRodge2495
    @TRodge2495 5 місяців тому +2

    Those were the days. It sucked, we were all hurting, 9/11, Katrina, the recession. But damn, I'd go back in a heartbeat.

  • @AHMNZ
    @AHMNZ 2 роки тому +6

    Omg how's it possible to hate a man that much.

  • @Xenu321
    @Xenu321 8 місяців тому +3

    We live in a crazy timeline where late night hosts casually interview probably the living person who is responsible for the most deaths worldwide and joking about its stupidity.

  • @majoe8175
    @majoe8175 2 роки тому +2

    He look so cute. Lol

  • @mark1282
    @mark1282 7 днів тому

    Why is he laughing like Peter Griffin?

  • @McCrapweasel
    @McCrapweasel 3 роки тому +71

    It's nice someone came along who made him look sane and intellectual by comparison. But this guy, avuncular as he is, has a lot of blood on his hands.

    • @mrashford122
      @mrashford122 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah because it’s fine when you cause the deaths of innocent people, as long as you seem intellectual

    • @josephclark4999
      @josephclark4999 Рік тому +9

      All presidents do.

    • @qrud
      @qrud 9 місяців тому

      @@josephclark4999 not as much as this disgrace does

  • @richardvalentine9990
    @richardvalentine9990 2 роки тому +6

    Because hey the guy that got us into two 20 year wars and laid the groundwork for the surveillance state deserves a second chance.

  • @lurx2024
    @lurx2024 2 місяці тому +2

    Damn it, this man is hard to hate.

  • @andreabradley5837
    @andreabradley5837 3 роки тому +1

    Jimmy Kimmel, George Bush, and Mike Tyson walk into a bar...

  • @kristicaexoticawu5060
    @kristicaexoticawu5060 2 роки тому +230

    It's crazy how this man is still being respected when he literally started a war that killed innocents just for some oil and to preserve his ego . I can't even look at him without my blood boiling . The people of Iraq deserves an apology

    • @amp1ify
      @amp1ify 2 роки тому +39

      He had an event on sept 19, 2021, a veteran stood up and demanded an apology for atrocities he commited until he was kicked out. :(

    • @daebak7370
      @daebak7370 2 роки тому +1

      "Our disinformation program will be complete when everything the american public believes is a lie"-William Casey, former director of cia. Military checkpoints will be set up on us interstates for covid vaccination certification. Camps will be activated. Police state/genocide is coming. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Jesus christ is coming back for the rapture. Get ready. Dont believe the coming ufo alien abduction narrative

    • @lizweber14
      @lizweber14 2 роки тому +7

      @@daebak7370 you had me in the first half.

    • @AlexKomnenos
      @AlexKomnenos 2 роки тому +2

      Kimmel willl do anything do viewers

    • @superbinks8109
      @superbinks8109 2 роки тому +3

      Bush didn't do that, Cheney did

  • @vivinpan
    @vivinpan 3 роки тому +28

    One night some 12 years ago, at 4 am while the rest of the family slept, I did something I had never done before and have never done since until today. While scrolling through Bushisms I laughed so hard that I cried. Today I relive that experience, tears streaming down my face and coffee sprayed all over my desk from thinking I could sip at my coffee and keep it from escaping my mouth while listening to the non-commander in chief of the English language.
    I may be a simpleton but in my book, anyone who can laugh at himself is someone redeemable on some level.

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      @tejalkarlokar6536 3 роки тому

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  • @vigilantclips5912
    @vigilantclips5912 2 роки тому +3

    Bush is only 75 he looks like he's 85

  • @michaelinglis-pg8mi
    @michaelinglis-pg8mi 5 місяців тому +1

    My favourite bushism was " the problem facing America is that we have to be right 1 time...I mean 100% of the time"