I thought grizzled war vet beards were standard issue? Sort of like how they used to issue men with a uniform or de-mob suit after leaving the military.
@James I totally support and respect our nation's fallen heroes, and I think the original commenter does too, I'm saying we should recognize all 100% of them
You forgot the “start a shirt company/coffee company” veteran lol. Or the “special operations can’t say anything but never left the fob” veteran. We all know atleast 2 of these guys.
I grew up near a huge base and its almost funny how big that stereotype is. There are tons of gyms, micro breweries, clothing companies, and bars near here all with corny military themed names all started by vets. All their products are "military grade" of course, how they say that with a straight face after bitching for years about MREs and standard issue boots I have no idea.
@@noellealdi881 sure. Lol there’s always Atleast one veteran that has a shirt/ coffee company. (Black rifle coffee company/ 9 line t shirt company) some of them make it so they think everyone can make it. They start off by charging 50 dollars for a t shirt that has no really big significant to it. Now the special operations person claims he saw some shit but was never in the shit. Just stories passed down and he makes them his stories also because nobody he deployed with is usually around when he’s telling said stories.
@@Esoteric7L ohhhh 😂 I’ve been watching this channel and it’s SO FUNNY, but there’s a lot of things I don’t understand, and things I’ve been learning…sadly lol. I’ve learned how bad cheating was, and how mean military people can get 😫 especially to females lol. I was taking up for a girl that these people didn’t even know, and got called a POG 🤷♀️ which I didn’t even know the meaning of…. Until I looked it up
1:20 reminds me of something kind of funny. A few months ago my grandpa was in a physical rehab facility/convalescent center that was part of a retirement home complex (that's not the funny part but hes doing better now) but it services a wide range of people. While we were visiting my grandpa every day my Vietnam vet dad and I struck up a friendship with one of my grandpas "neighbors", an older asian man. After my grandpa and old asian man both got out of the rehab facility I ended up running into old asian man at my gym since he started going there as part of his rehab and I found out he was also a Vietnam vet, he had just served with the Vietnamese. Kind of funny how 45+ years after the fact 2 men from opposite side of the globe serving in 2 different armies end up eating together in a retirement home cafeteria.
Something about that mocking voice on the first type of vet had me in fricken tears. I’ve watched that part, no exaggeration, 17 times now and still can’t stop laughing 😂 Love it Yusha 😂
I’m not a vet or anything but I love this guy. He’s funny as hell. I would love to see an upload everyday of this stuff lol best comedian on UA-cam and thank you for your service.
Bro, I know I'm late but glad you came back and made another video. Each one you've done just leaves me laughing uncontrollably. I just retired in April after 30 years in the Army (Active Duty). I can relate to pretty much all of the lingo and issues in every video, keep'em coming bro lol!
Warrant officers are too involved in keeping themselves important while in and out to give a shit. The most self centered rank structure in the military.
Hahaha! I love you man! You're awesome! Ive been having g a tough time but you bro g some sunshine in. Thank you for your service, past AND present. Laughter brings us together. Be safe and send love to your fam and friends.
My grandfather fought in Vietnam, recently died. Roughly five years before his death he had dementia which flared his PTSD. Can't imagine the only thing you remember is fighting in the war, repeatedly.
The civil war veteran reminds me of how my dad came out of nowhere and pulled a shotgun out his truck and shot the hawk that killed one of my chickens the other day I was shook
@@jdstarek Yes Sir, the hardest action I faced in Iran doesn't compare to my Dad and Uncles running through Europe and the Pacific. It's just a shame we lost good men flying helicopters in a damn sandstorm because of turf wars between the branches. That shit ended real quick after the Pentagon's report.
Aloha bro Going through the entire list tonight, again, know it brother you’re the only one making me laugh right now and I greatly appreciate it. Stay safe and sane.
I like the DFac Thanksgiving in Each Branch of the Military. Especially The Air Force skit. Being an Air Force Veteran I can relate LOL. Thanks Yusha for all you do.
Dude put me in the Army 2013 😂😂 Hattiesburg Mississippi I told him couple days before meps man I got some tickets he was like look man don’t bring that sh*t up good to see you doing good
Bro your hilarious as shit!! I was in the Marines and your skits are so legit and accurate!!! ESP the PT ones and recruitment ones lmao! I don't usually post comments but I just had to acknowledge yours
Lol the end reminds me of when an Army recruiter came knocking on my door talking about how it's time for me to serve my country. I told him I was in the Marines and had been for about 3 years and laughed him off my porch. He looked fucking mega embarrassed.
Homie been back on the gym. Army don’t even have guns that big
... Did he ever leave? I swear he just gets bigger every time I see him
Built like a retired marine raider🤣
😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👍
*Navy uses guns*
Army uses “w e a p o n s”
He's like a space Marine from 40k but we without the armor 😂 mad respect though.
“Idk if you can read too well but it says ‘DD-214 Cletus’ aight I got my freedom papers”
lol
1863....lol
ETS in 6mo and all the paperwork is in my “Freedom Papers” folder.
Yeah, its a good feeling when they give you those "freedom papers".
“Combat Veteran too! He don’t even have a beard” 😂 😂😂😂
I thought grizzled war vet beards were standard issue? Sort of like how they used to issue men with a uniform or de-mob suit after leaving the military.
All Spec Ops Bois get them and some steel balls as STANDARD ISSUE.
Fun Civil War Veteran fact: the government was still paying a Civil War pension to the daughter of a Civil War Veteran as of 2017.
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
How the hell?
Ya Boi Tylenol She wasn’t even 90. Her father had her when he was 83 with a women 50 years his junior.
Yet GWOT vets can’t get their benefits!
Henry Smith nice
Got out as an SSG (FA) in 09. To this day I still wake up a couple times a month in complete panic thinking I’m late for formation.
You're worthless and weak. Now drop and give me 20.
I’ve only been in the Canadian Army 3 weeks and I have those nightmares
Usdertort Undise tf 3weeks? Why so short?
Brandon Bledsoe|The Poet just enrolled! New Officer recruit here
@@supergene256So what you're telling me is, Canada's army is not a myth.😂
Let's remember the men who paid the ultimate sacrifice this weekend.
God bless, people.
Never Forget 🙏🏽💯
and women?
@James I totally support and respect our nation's fallen heroes, and I think the original commenter does too, I'm saying we should recognize all 100% of them
@@mack7235 so lets say people
just an average otaku Yes! That’s all I was asking, thank you.
About time man hope you and your family staying safe fam
Thanks for asking! Everything is good. Just been a fuck kid of shit going on!
Love from Belfast Northern Ireland 🇬🇧
Yusha Thomas ell that a good comparison 😂
Glad to see the video, bruh. Hope you and the family doing well.
Yay! More yusha vids! Hope you are doing good
He's got his National Guard Winchester Rifle 😂😂😂😂
Yesirr
The way he said, “Hey, ooooooohhhh, I’ve been through all this, I have PTSD.” 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"what's up with yalls file system!?" lol that shit kills me.
You forgot the “start a shirt company/coffee company” veteran lol. Or the “special operations can’t say anything but never left the fob” veteran. We all know atleast 2 of these guys.
Order black rifle coffee rmtoday
I grew up near a huge base and its almost funny how big that stereotype is. There are tons of gyms, micro breweries, clothing companies, and bars near here all with corny military themed names all started by vets. All their products are "military grade" of course, how they say that with a straight face after bitching for years about MREs and standard issue boots I have no idea.
Could you explain this a little more? Lol I’m just now understanding all this military humor
@@noellealdi881 sure. Lol there’s always Atleast one veteran that has a shirt/ coffee company. (Black rifle coffee company/ 9 line t shirt company) some of them make it so they think everyone can make it. They start off by charging 50 dollars for a t shirt that has no really big significant to it. Now the special operations person claims he saw some shit but was never in the shit. Just stories passed down and he makes them his stories also because nobody he deployed with is usually around when he’s telling said stories.
@@Esoteric7L ohhhh 😂 I’ve been watching this channel and it’s SO FUNNY, but there’s a lot of things I don’t understand, and things I’ve been learning…sadly lol. I’ve learned how bad cheating was, and how mean military people can get 😫 especially to females lol. I was taking up for a girl that these people didn’t even know, and got called a POG 🤷♀️ which I didn’t even know the meaning of…. Until I looked it up
1:20 reminds me of something kind of funny. A few months ago my grandpa was in a physical rehab facility/convalescent center that was part of a retirement home complex (that's not the funny part but hes doing better now) but it services a wide range of people. While we were visiting my grandpa every day my Vietnam vet dad and I struck up a friendship with one of my grandpas "neighbors", an older asian man. After my grandpa and old asian man both got out of the rehab facility I ended up running into old asian man at my gym since he started going there as part of his rehab and I found out he was also a Vietnam vet, he had just served with the Vietnamese. Kind of funny how 45+ years after the fact 2 men from opposite side of the globe serving in 2 different armies end up eating together in a retirement home cafeteria.
Small world
Civil war vet: if i get off this here porch you is going to be eating some lead.
"I'm going Gettysburg on yo'ass!"
Ong.
He's alive
Barely LOL
Ikr
I thought he was killed in Combat too🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nigga yusha what u doing u been gone
Sarge is back
HELL YEAHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOOOO
You GOTDAMN RIGHT!!
BACKBONE IS BACK
You’d been gone for almost 6months.. did you deploy sarge?
@Kurt -051
It’s about to get HOT
Something about that mocking voice on the first type of vet had me in fricken tears. I’ve watched that part, no exaggeration, 17 times now and still can’t stop laughing 😂 Love it Yusha 😂
You and me both😂😂😭
Salute to all you bad-ass veterans out there, and a moment of silence for our fallen brothers.
"Says fight here DD214 1863" one of my favorite running jokes on here
Civil War Veteran part had me gone 😂
2:20 "DD-214" I lost it completely. That's some funny stuff right there.
😂😂😂 nah i shouldn't be laughing this hard at the vets but I can't help it!!!!
Let me get back on my grind it'll get even better.
@@yushathomas are you alive?
Kedir Abdu Sarge is MIA right now
@@yushathomas get us some more PO Dingleberry
The civil war bit had me in stitches😂😂😂
The flashback one almost made me choke on my food lmao.
My man got the dark souls sound effects for that shell shocked veteran
The slice noises? Those are generic sounds from a library
I’m sitting at the meps hotel when you posted this lol. Thanks Yusha! Miss you man
@bobbyshark ship out June 9th fort sill 13M high mobility artillery rocket crew member.💪🏽💪🏽
@@tylee8055 Fort Sill sucks man, goodluck
@@JN1-506 why you say that👀 ? Seems like everyone's saying that
@DOOMSHR00M9TM come on bro be specific lol help a brotha out😂
@@tylee8055 you gone be a gun rock boyyyy!! Lol
00:29: Why does this guy remind me of a PLT SGT I had in 1979?
LMAO We all love Smitty O'Brien
@@yushathomas PS: Broke out "But Sarge" t-shirt for today.
I’m not a vet or anything but I love this guy. He’s funny as hell. I would love to see an upload everyday of this stuff lol best comedian on UA-cam and thank you for your service.
BRO, THIS MAN WENT SO FAR DOWN TO THE CIVIL WAR 😭
😭😭😭I know
0:01 This employer really gonna fire someone who comes to work with a smile on his face 😂😂 (even if he was late once or twice)
Hell yeah yusha comin out with the fire.
Glad to see you back in full effect brother man. Hope you and the fam are doing well. Much love from Savannah GA
Bro, I know I'm late but glad you came back and made another video. Each one you've done just leaves me laughing uncontrollably. I just retired in April after 30 years in the Army (Active Duty). I can relate to pretty much all of the lingo and issues in every video, keep'em coming bro lol!
30?! You could’ve retired after 20…you have my respect
In fairness to the first guy I mean I wouldnt expect a Warrant Officer to show up
Warrant officers are too involved in keeping themselves important while in and out to give a shit. The most self centered rank structure in the military.
Bro man really pulled out the Civil War Vet. Aaaaand the house, the house.
Please more of the Vietnam vet character I died laughing at him on the Area 51 video 🤣🤣
I miss this so much! Much needed positivity from this very bad year.
2:28
Who else was like "DAAYUM!!!"😂😂
She’ll shocked vet impression is the funniest shit😂😂thank you for that
Damn he took it all the way back to the god damn Civil War this time
"The Civil War Veteran" 😂😂
Rule #1 when traveling to Vietnam: always check the trees
Hahaha! I love you man! You're awesome! Ive been having g a tough time but you bro g some sunshine in. Thank you for your service, past AND present. Laughter brings us together. Be safe and send love to your fam and friends.
I totally fell into the "bearded" category. The only one missing though, was the "Veteran turned Army civilian" XD Great work!
My grandfather fought in Vietnam, recently died.
Roughly five years before his death he had dementia which flared his PTSD. Can't imagine the only thing you remember is fighting in the war, repeatedly.
I enjoyed the Civil War part.
Welcome back Yusha. Worlds been crazier without you.
I have missed you sergeant. Couple of those stereotypes apply to the Dutch army as well lol
Korean too
@@Jack.Krauser.re4 Damn. Guess we're all the same
Eyyo frrl I thought you were done back in 2017 or 2018 when you got fed up with shit that was going down. I’m glad you’re back, man!
I don’t care, this is the funniest damn channel I’ve found in a really long time.
“Harriet Tubman down the street” 😂😂😂
Where’d you find that old ass house to sit in front of?
Legend has it that he time traveled through a portal basement Jesus opened in angry cops crack house
That’s not a house, that’s the VA hospital.
Homie let me tell you there’s a lot of just dead houses in the middle of nowhere, swear like half of em probably drug stashes
I am so glad that this popped up! I have missed Yusha and his videos!!!!
The civil war veteran reminds me of how my dad came out of nowhere and pulled a shotgun out his truck and shot the hawk that killed one of my chickens the other day I was shook
Friggin’ hilarious!!! 🤣😂 Much respect to all veterans, especially the ones who made the ultimate sacrifice 🙌👍🙏✝️🇺🇸
Tyrone where the hell have you been? Your 5 months late to your job!
Man I'm glad you're back. Good to see your safe.
"Whats wrong with yalls filing system" S1 messing up paperwork since the Civil War
Good to see you back brother. Hope you and your family safe and healthy.
Haven’t seen an upload in a while noice and how you doing during this outbreak?
Hey man really. Thanks for that laughs. They are really needed in these times. Be safe Pimpin.
1st! Have a safe memorial day! From ft. Bliss!!
You do the Same!
I missed you, bro - welcome back. Hope you and the family are safe and sound.
Does doing just four Years count as a veteran?🤣
Yes it does
Yea lol what u think? They served, they're veterans.
YEZZIR
Most WWI and WWII Veterans did less than 2 years, I did 10 and will never measure up to any of them...
@@jdstarek Yes Sir, the hardest action I faced in Iran doesn't compare to my Dad and Uncles running through Europe and the Pacific. It's just a shame we lost good men flying helicopters in a damn sandstorm because of turf wars between the branches. That shit ended real quick after the Pentagon's report.
Aloha bro
Going through the entire list tonight, again, know it brother you’re the only one making me laugh right now and I greatly appreciate it. Stay safe and sane.
That last one made me scream I'm at work lmao mostly white folks I work with lmao
I like the DFac Thanksgiving in Each Branch of the Military. Especially The Air Force skit. Being an Air Force Veteran I can relate LOL. Thanks Yusha for all you do.
.. BOY!....LOL...Stared him down with a gutted Red Rider!...even sold out Harriet Tubman! LOL! Whats wrong with your filing system! LOL
Dude! I just saw you at PH. I've enjoyed all your videos. Definitely motivated me to continue and relate.
Your content is greatly missed and appreciated thank you I needed this 👍🏼
Yusha is back! This 100% comedy!
Bruh this man videos is on point with military ideology. Good stuff my man
Good to see you doing vidoes again. Hope you and yours are safe and healthy.
1:00 had me ROLLING because youre struggling to keep a straight face XD
Great work! Got me rolling early in the morning! God bless and keep everyone!
Love this channel. GOD Bless the Military and the Vets
0:27 "And stop looking at me with that 'I eat ass' face!" 💀😂
Wowow you have came back.... all praises to our Heavenly Father
please dont stop making vids
you're hilarious and bring smiles to thousands and millions of people
Months later, he now goes back to work. Hope he stays safe during these tough and crazy days
Miss these videos! Glad to see you again!
Oh, you kill me!!! Your content never gets old!!
He never failed to amuse me. Way to go bro..
just what i need during the lockdown 😂 videos always put a smile on my face
Dude put me in the Army 2013 😂😂 Hattiesburg Mississippi I told him couple days before meps man I got some tickets he was like look man don’t bring that sh*t up good to see you doing good
This was a great bedtime story! Thanks for you're service👍😁
😂🤣😂😂 if you're not a veteran you will never understand. From one veteran to another thank you for your service.
Aaaaaaaaaaahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey boy, is ya Cletus... Who da fuq you callin boy? Yea I’m Cletus aaaaahahaha
Yusha has perfected the silent wide eyed expression
I'm fucking dying lmao
Bro your hilarious as shit!! I was in the Marines and your skits are so legit and accurate!!! ESP the PT ones and recruitment ones lmao! I don't usually post comments but I just had to acknowledge yours
You and yours stay safe. Love the content and thank you for your service.
Semper fi brother... stay safe and glad to see you back was worried about cha. As always we got your 6.
Civil war is the one 🤣🤣 “cmon Jethro”
"Fuck out my face, id done did my time" 😂😂
Just casually uploads as if nothing was wrong lol, I love your videos man stay safe.
I was afraid you were done making videos. Glad to see you're still at it!
The Civil War vet has me rollin! lmao
I honestly didn’t know how you was gonna pull off “The Civil War Veteran”... and then you did. Bravo sir, bravo! Lmao
Lol the end reminds me of when an Army recruiter came knocking on my door talking about how it's time for me to serve my country. I told him I was in the Marines and had been for about 3 years and laughed him off my porch. He looked fucking mega embarrassed.
This was very wholesome.
"Im too high for this shit man" Hahaha!!! ... Im too high for this shit right now! Cant stop laughing! hahahah!!!