YOU'D be dead by then. I kick hard. Did a bit of archery a year back, and even though I don't play soccer for my school, I'm perfectly happy to cooperate in PE and when spring comes, the tennis teams and matches. So, I'll visit you in the graveyard.
That first story played out BEAUTIFULLY! Man, I would have paid good money to see this. This is literally the story that you'd see in a movie, she should sell the rights! My wife has trouble confronting people, and we also have some menace neighbours so I wish she could show her some tricks. Good on her for having the guts to stand up to him, and then putting on a beautiful performance for the police. I can't believe he didn't see the change in her demeanour and then stop... what a moron!
Seriously! Like, my guy, you don’t own shit on these people’s property! Something tells me that he’s on the same illegal substances he was trying to frame the Latino bar owning couple for selling (start of the video)
He may have just called the police to try to get the family out so he could get the house without trying to buy it, and that matches his attitude and style
The fact the customer was upset enough to mention it to the server and the server laughed in his face tells me the server at some point did say something, failed to realize it, and didn't apologize or ask for clarification. Who would tips a server that laughs in their face like that?
I could not stop smiling after OP's 'beautiful wife' played the part of the perfect victim the second the cop pulled up in the first story. She definitely deserved an Oscar for that performance!
His "beautiful wife" must've been really beautiful for him to write it so often. What is she, a damn supermodel? Shout out to her ig. Screw that "Macho Rooster" guy though.
For sure. Then you both already know each other quite intimately before even dating. That's how my relation-ship with my current partner started: As friends :]
5 minutes ago? LES GO! I'm sure this will be very interesting, as always Edit: OK, wow. The first story was already good enough to explode my head. That woman was VERY savage
Cheese and rice...how frickin' beautiful is #1's wife? Maybe everyone who writes on Reddit thinks their wife is beautiful but I know mine wouldn't be butt hurt one bit if I were to just say, "...my wife".
The Entitled Neighbor from the first story is an absolute jerk and if this guy pulls another stunt like this again and the police from that area check is record oh boy he's going away for a long time. The couple from the final story are paranoid and well drunk so ya they are in the wrong.
no op your neighbours don't have every right to use your driveway they don't own it it's illegal to park in a driveway that's not theirs get a tow truck simple task
Story 3: Your analysis is completely wrong about the guy. He did confront them about them making fun of them and the bartenders mistakenly confirmed his suspicions. His $0 tip was completely warranted if he believed that was being laughed at the whole night after giving their business $100 worth of business. Had the bartenders taken a complaint more seriously they likely would have received a good tip.
this reminds me of the story that op's neighbor's son parked his car in her garage but the compete opposite with op's wife almost getting hit by their neighbor.
i hope macho rooster met a big fat dude in jail named "big bubba" who got to know him "intimately"! also, OP's wife shoulda cried out that he has a gun to get the cops to shoot him when he doesnt drop the weapon!
I hate ppl who choose to try stay peaceful whilst a pest just abuses it and that person does nothing for a while, just go no mercy bruh. Bring in legal action if it's too bothersome.
I remember, having been bullied a lot as a kid, when I started my life as an adult, there was a period of time (probably like 5 years or so) when every time I'd see/hear people laugh, I'd automatically assume they were making fun of me. One of my friends who was also bullied a lot had the same reflex. So I wonder if the people in that last story were not people who got bullied a lot in their youth.
Story 1: This is probably one of the one times where 'playing the victim' is actually a good thing. Good on the wife for playing her cards well here, and standing up to "macho rooster". Guys like that are among the lowest groups of people out there. Try to act all important and tough, but if it came down to it, the wife could whoop him with little to no effort. Glad macho rooster is gone, good riddance. Story 2: If i were the OP, i wouldn't let that person go if the feelings are the way they say they are. Story 3: I wouldn't feel bad about it either..... customer deep down seems like a douche to me. I know i've had to deal with idiots that take something the wrong way or reads into something that isnt there.
When a strange car turned up in my private driveway, the valves get removed and dust caps get aroldited onto stems, this stopped the problem for a while. The next time i left the front off side axle on a pile of bricks, but no wheel. The last time i got my uncle to tow it away and he pushed it into an emptied quarry, over a thirty foot cliff. Never happened for the next thirty years. We moved after that. These happened in the 1970s England. Safe to use this story.
Don't forget the start of these story, the racist neighbors ran off the great tenets and had to deal with the stereotype they thought who was the owner. 🖕🏿 All of them
Story 1: I'm a trucker and it's hard to put 100k miles on in a year when my job is driving. I can't imagine what the OP was doing traveling that much for a tech support job. I figure at that point, the company would fly him most places or have more employees spaced out across the service area. Also, "Oh, it's them." Lol
Op in story two... I don't understand why people can't just speak their mind you two obviously love each other.... there's nothing wrong with taking a leap of faith and just getting it out there
The first story reminds me of something like this that happened when I was a kid. Until I was 24, I lived across the street from a catholic school that also hosted CCD on Sundays after church. My mom walked across the street to pick up my brothers and I and as we're crossing the street to go back home, we see a car that isn't ours in our driveway running, windows down, and two people sitting on the car. My mom goes over and the conversation goes something like this Mom: you can't park here Man: oh sorry do you need to get out? Mom: no but that's not the point. This is my driveway not a parking spot Man: I'm just picking up my son. I'll be gone soon Mom: I don't care what you're doing. You're parked in my driveway, it's not a spot, and you need to move Man: do you see the street right now? There's no where to park (this was actually a problem since our street was small) Mom: that's not my problem. Move your car or I'll call the police and they can make you move. The man rolls his eyes, huffy, and moves the car. My mom still called the police because this was an ongoing issue. This was the first time someone out right parked in our driveway but we've had people completely block our driveway where there was no way we could get in or out. The police came for one day to monitor parking and then never again.
That last story reminds me of this one time when my brother and I were walking around a store looking for our dad as he had the shopping cart. We had gone to get something from one side of the store while my parents were taking care of other items on the list. Well, as we were walking around we saw our dad and started laughing and joking about how he disappeared so quickly, some guy and this girl apparently thought we were laughing at them and started threatening us. Thankfully we saw our mom at the help desk and just booked it over there and started explaining what was happening. She went momma bear and got security involved. Thinking on it now, they had to have been on something (not uncommon in the area). After we were done with the shopping, they were still outside and it looked like they were going to try to run us down. It's unfortunate that some people are insecure in public and think that other people laughing while looking in someone else's direction means that they are making fun of them.
honestly, in story one I am surprised that the first people did not get a lawyer and charge the local PD with harassment. From the sound of it there was never any evidence for the warrants in the first place and after like the 3rd time they should have figured it the fuck out on their own. A good lawyer on that case would have moved them solidly into the upper class.
One of the first things i've learnt from living for over a year in Colombia? You do not raise your voice or try to intimidate Latinas. Like not even in your dreams.
As far as the tip thing. It should not be the customer's responsibility to pay a company's employees wages. No place in the world does that EXCEPT in the USA. The entire tipping philosophy needs to be repaired.
Ir shouldn't matter who you are. If you're going to live in a certain neighbourhood, you're going to have to live and play by the rules of the neighbourhood, and that includes playing music quietly, so that the neighbours can enjoy their lives. If you don't like it, you can always leave. Good luck with finding a neighbourhood also willing to tolerate one neighbour hogging more than one driveway.
Story one reminds of a drunk that caused trouble in our street at 4am in morning and he was ranting on how he can fight on any guy living in the street all the while banging at people’s doors and throwing trash all over the place. One of my neighbours is from Fiji and he plays rugby all the while he is a wall of muscle but he’s a total gentle giant. However, he was not too happy to be woken up a 4am in the morning by some drunk lout. That drunk got one hell of surprise when he saw my neighbour marching up to him. The drunk took off with his tail tucked under his leg. I can say, if you think you’re a macho guy but just remember there is always a bigger guy out there.
I did field engineer work for about a decade, just a 200 mile radius though, never any cross country work. I did charge $1 per total mile of travel in lieu of portal to portal at full rate. But over the years too many entered the field and they drove wages into the ground so I just retired.. was rockin' when $100 an hour, but when offered $30 and they argue with you when you tell them the rate, I was tired of hearing their stories on how I should just accept the job and feel grateful. F that...
if it were my drive I would have just called a wrecker or pulled them out with my truck, I pushed a few out of mine when first bought my house, neighbors used to parking there, they rutted up the yard driving out to the street, took me a few years to get the lawn back into condition then planted trees near road to block it and cleaned my weapons out on picnic table a few times and they just left me alone...
So, a family was harassed by local cops and instead of suing the crap out of the city, they just ran away? That doesn't solve anything. They could just start doing it to someone else.
First story. If this guy thought his wife was beautiful he wouldn't spend so much time away from the house working aka trolling rest stops for gloryholes
Dude when I got home from my trip if my wife told me a story like that about Macho rooster I would have chin checked that dude into becoming part of my driveway
My beautiful wife beautifully handled this situation with my beautiful wife wowed him with how beautiful my beautiful wife is, shown in a beautiful situation
Zadnja Stori ja mogu da se slozi sa ljudima koji su mislili da se smejete njima posto ja mislim da neko Prica o meni posto je moje staro odeljenje bilo takvo
The neighbor parking in op's driveway story could be a drinking game. Every time he says "My beautiful wife," do a shot!
I’ll visit you in the hospital.
I was just thinking the same thing 😂
Sounds like the "beautiful wife" wrote this reddit for the "ugly husband"
I'd be Dead by then if i did take a shot
YOU'D be dead by then. I kick hard. Did a bit of archery a year back, and even though I don't play soccer for my school, I'm perfectly happy to cooperate in PE and when spring comes, the tennis teams and matches. So, I'll visit you in the graveyard.
If I had a nickel for how many times the first story op said “my beautiful wife” I’d be rich
On repeat
Yeah it did get really annoying
Bro's a keeper
i hate it
I love how story one’s OP pretty much constantly calls his wife “My beautiful wife.”
I was just about to comment that and when he says that it just shows how perfect their relationship is
Hey he's just really proud of how beautiful his wife is.
Best content on youtube, Am I The Genius is good too though, love your work on both channels, keep up the good work frendo :)
That first story played out BEAUTIFULLY! Man, I would have paid good money to see this. This is literally the story that you'd see in a movie, she should sell the rights! My wife has trouble confronting people, and we also have some menace neighbours so I wish she could show her some tricks. Good on her for having the guts to stand up to him, and then putting on a beautiful performance for the police. I can't believe he didn't see the change in her demeanour and then stop... what a moron!
This guy seemed like he was trying to act like a mob boss or something
😂😂😂😂😂
wow that’s a completely new level of entitlement
you can’t get away with threatening to hit someone, so he definitely deserved the jail time he got
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Seriously! Like, my guy, you don’t own shit on these people’s property! Something tells me that he’s on the same illegal substances he was trying to frame the Latino bar owning couple for selling (start of the video)
@@admirallotorit wasn't him who was threatening in the beginning, he moved in after them i think
@@helppp- i think it may have been, judging by how macho acted, and the frequency of the searches, I think it was
He may have just called the police to try to get the family out so he could get the house without trying to buy it, and that matches his attitude and style
Last story: They definitely knew the bartenders weren't laughing at them, they just wanted an excuse not to tip.
The fact the customer was upset enough to mention it to the server and the server laughed in his face tells me the server at some point did say something, failed to realize it, and didn't apologize or ask for clarification. Who would tips a server that laughs in their face like that?
I could not stop smiling after OP's 'beautiful wife' played the part of the perfect victim the second the cop pulled up in the first story. She definitely deserved an Oscar for that performance!
I think op 1 has a beautiful wife. Holy crap learn some new words 😆😆😆
His "beautiful wife" must've been really beautiful for him to write it so often. What is she, a damn supermodel? Shout out to her ig. Screw that "Macho Rooster" guy though.
Second story.
Becoming good _friends,_ before becoming _lovers,_ is the most likely way to have a long-lasting and happy marriage.
For sure. Then you both already know each other quite intimately before even dating. That's how my relation-ship with my current partner started: As friends :]
I love it
I might be in the minority here but I’m starting to think the op’s wife is beautiful…
5 minutes ago? LES GO!
I'm sure this will be very interesting, as always
Edit: OK, wow. The first story was already good enough to explode my head. That woman was VERY savage
That lady is my hero. Hands down.
@@Gamebro3844 yep.
Cheese and rice...how frickin' beautiful is #1's wife? Maybe everyone who writes on Reddit thinks their wife is beautiful but I know mine wouldn't be butt hurt one bit if I were to just say, "...my wife".
The Entitled Neighbor from the first story is an absolute jerk and if this guy pulls another stunt like this again and the police from that area check is record oh boy he's going away for a long time. The couple from the final story are paranoid and well drunk so ya they are in the wrong.
this reminds me of a story where op has a problem with her neighbor.
In the final story, I get insecure childish vibes from the customers. Maybe a bit of narcissistic tendency too.
no op your neighbours don't have every right to use your driveway they don't own it it's illegal to park in a driveway that's not theirs get a tow truck simple task
Story 3: Your analysis is completely wrong about the guy. He did confront them about them making fun of them and the bartenders mistakenly confirmed his suspicions. His $0 tip was completely warranted if he believed that was being laughed at the whole night after giving their business $100 worth of business. Had the bartenders taken a complaint more seriously they likely would have received a good tip.
Title is interesting can’t wait to listen to it
First Story: Remember how some beautiful wives cook live chickens. The Beautiful Wife just plucked Macho Rooster bare.
Story 2: Been there. 30yrs later and we're still good friends.
this reminds me of the story that op's neighbor's son parked his car in her garage but the compete opposite with op's wife almost getting hit by their neighbor.
i hope macho rooster met a big fat dude in jail named "big bubba" who got to know him "intimately"! also, OP's wife shoulda cried out that he has a gun to get the cops to shoot him when he doesnt drop the weapon!
I hate ppl who choose to try stay peaceful whilst a pest just abuses it and that person does nothing for a while, just go no mercy bruh. Bring in legal action if it's too bothersome.
hii
Starting "2023" with 690K subs! The only way to go from here is UP!! Appreciate the hard work & very entertaining stories. Congrats!
I remember, having been bullied a lot as a kid, when I started my life as an adult, there was a period of time (probably like 5 years or so) when every time I'd see/hear people laugh, I'd automatically assume they were making fun of me. One of my friends who was also bullied a lot had the same reflex. So I wonder if the people in that last story were not people who got bullied a lot in their youth.
I picture macho rooster as a short like REALLY short man with a hairy chest ,without a shirt, a red wrestling mask, and a gold cape.😂😂😂😂😂
Story 1: This is probably one of the one times where 'playing the victim' is actually a good thing. Good on the wife for playing her cards well here, and standing up to "macho rooster". Guys like that are among the lowest groups of people out there. Try to act all important and tough, but if it came down to it, the wife could whoop him with little to no effort. Glad macho rooster is gone, good riddance.
Story 2: If i were the OP, i wouldn't let that person go if the feelings are the way they say they are.
Story 3: I wouldn't feel bad about it either..... customer deep down seems like a douche to me. I know i've had to deal with idiots that take something the wrong way or reads into something that isnt there.
When a strange car turned up in my private driveway, the valves get removed and dust caps get aroldited onto stems, this stopped the problem for a while. The next time i left the front off side axle on a pile of bricks, but no wheel. The last time i got my uncle to tow it away and he pushed it into an emptied quarry, over a thirty foot cliff. Never happened for the next thirty years. We moved after that. These happened in the 1970s England. Safe to use this story.
The op’s wife could have just taken a chancla and beat the guy’s tail
Early
Abandon a vehicle on my property and I may take it apart and stack the bits. "I have no idea where ALL of the bolts went".
I imagined mineta from my hero but older being the guy in the first story. It would honestly fit. Kinda.
It’s funny how the poster stresses how beautiful his wife is
If I Had A Nickel For Every Entitlement-Based Story You Post, I’d Never Run Out Of Money
Don't forget the start of these story, the racist neighbors ran off the great tenets and had to deal with the stereotype they thought who was the owner. 🖕🏿 All of them
Story 1: I'm a trucker and it's hard to put 100k miles on in a year when my job is driving. I can't imagine what the OP was doing traveling that much for a tech support job. I figure at that point, the company would fly him most places or have more employees spaced out across the service area.
Also, "Oh, it's them." Lol
Early
Op in story two... I don't understand why people can't just speak their mind you two obviously love each other.... there's nothing wrong with taking a leap of faith and just getting it out there
Oh my god..............
I'm early😯
Go Officer Friendly!!!! Gotta love law enforcement that's willing to put in the extra effort to serve and protect
"heres what happened" as if you didnt just sum up the whole story
First
Mate. Nobody cares
8:50 i would assume you cant park inside of a mailbox anyways, so telling it to your friends doesnt really do much.
Crush: I love you.❤
OP: "I Wonder if they like me?"
For some reason i just imagined the beautiful wife as Chilli from Bluey
woW
The Wife in the first story is awesome!
The first story reminds me of something like this that happened when I was a kid. Until I was 24, I lived across the street from a catholic school that also hosted CCD on Sundays after church. My mom walked across the street to pick up my brothers and I and as we're crossing the street to go back home, we see a car that isn't ours in our driveway running, windows down, and two people sitting on the car. My mom goes over and the conversation goes something like this
Mom: you can't park here
Man: oh sorry do you need to get out?
Mom: no but that's not the point. This is my driveway not a parking spot
Man: I'm just picking up my son. I'll be gone soon
Mom: I don't care what you're doing. You're parked in my driveway, it's not a spot, and you need to move
Man: do you see the street right now? There's no where to park (this was actually a problem since our street was small)
Mom: that's not my problem. Move your car or I'll call the police and they can make you move.
The man rolls his eyes, huffy, and moves the car. My mom still called the police because this was an ongoing issue. This was the first time someone out right parked in our driveway but we've had people completely block our driveway where there was no way we could get in or out. The police came for one day to monitor parking and then never again.
8:26 perfect good use of the "damsel in distress"
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story 2 I fukken ship it! You get him gurl!
5 minute pass here.
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The first story: The one thing the OP was wrong about is that his wife define deserves an Oscar award.
Definitely*
In story 1 why do they keep saying “my beautiful wife”
It’s a cocaine game every time you hear that word you do 90 lines of cocaine
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POV: you find the first comment and it doesn't say "first" o-O
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That last story reminds me of this one time when my brother and I were walking around a store looking for our dad as he had the shopping cart. We had gone to get something from one side of the store while my parents were taking care of other items on the list. Well, as we were walking around we saw our dad and started laughing and joking about how he disappeared so quickly, some guy and this girl apparently thought we were laughing at them and started threatening us. Thankfully we saw our mom at the help desk and just booked it over there and started explaining what was happening. She went momma bear and got security involved. Thinking on it now, they had to have been on something (not uncommon in the area). After we were done with the shopping, they were still outside and it looked like they were going to try to run us down.
It's unfortunate that some people are insecure in public and think that other people laughing while looking in someone else's direction means that they are making fun of them.
honestly, in story one I am surprised that the first people did not get a lawyer and charge the local PD with harassment. From the sound of it there was never any evidence for the warrants in the first place and after like the 3rd time they should have figured it the fuck out on their own. A good lawyer on that case would have moved them solidly into the upper class.
One of the first things i've learnt from living for over a year in Colombia? You do not raise your voice or try to intimidate Latinas. Like not even in your dreams.
As far as the tip thing. It should not be the customer's responsibility to pay a company's employees wages. No place in the world does that EXCEPT in the USA. The entire tipping philosophy needs to be repaired.
damn that guys lucky. Women that stand up for themselves are the best ones.
Story 1: Dude got the Amazon wife and I don’t mean Bezos!
"My beautiful wife"
- 🤓
You deserve more fame
Ir shouldn't matter who you are. If you're going to live in a certain neighbourhood, you're going to have to live and play by the rules of the neighbourhood, and that includes playing music quietly, so that the neighbours can enjoy their lives. If you don't like it, you can always leave. Good luck with finding a neighbourhood also willing to tolerate one neighbour hogging more than one driveway.
Rolling pins, frying pans, a few dishes are just a few items in their arsenal.
So I have a question
How many different MarioKart knockoffs do you have? lol
Damn, people would kill for that silver bling, literally!
Story one reminds of a drunk that caused trouble in our street at 4am in morning and he was ranting on how he can fight on any guy living in the street all the while banging at people’s doors and throwing trash all over the place. One of my neighbours is from Fiji and he plays rugby all the while he is a wall of muscle but he’s a total gentle giant. However, he was not too happy to be woken up a 4am in the morning by some drunk lout. That drunk got one hell of surprise when he saw my neighbour marching up to him. The drunk took off with his tail tucked under his leg.
I can say, if you think you’re a macho guy but just remember there is always a bigger guy out there.
Tow their car every time
If people park in your driveway, give them one chance with a nastygram. If that doesn't work, it is towing time. Every. single. time.
I did field engineer work for about a decade, just a 200 mile radius though, never any cross country work. I did charge $1 per total mile of travel in lieu of portal to portal at full rate. But over the years too many entered the field and they drove wages into the ground so I just retired.. was rockin' when $100 an hour, but when offered $30 and they argue with you when you tell them the rate, I was tired of hearing their stories on how I should just accept the job and feel grateful. F that...
if it were my drive I would have just called a wrecker or pulled them out with my truck, I pushed a few out of mine when first bought my house, neighbors used to parking there, they rutted up the yard driving out to the street, took me a few years to get the lawn back into condition then planted trees near road to block it and cleaned my weapons out on picnic table a few times and they just left me alone...
8:17 damn, kudos to the OP’s beautiful and genius wife, lol! She played the role perfectly
The police from Story 1 should be investigated for corruption. I would like to know what the city this originated from
Insert Cash or Select Payment type the movie, RATED R
So, a family was harassed by local cops and instead of suing the crap out of the city, they just ran away? That doesn't solve anything. They could just start doing it to someone else.
Sad thing is jail doesn't make you less macho
First story. If this guy thought his wife was beautiful he wouldn't spend so much time away from the house working aka trolling rest stops for gloryholes
Dude when I got home from my trip if my wife told me a story like that about Macho rooster I would have chin checked that dude into becoming part of my driveway
I want a husband like this when I grow up. Always calling his wife beautiful 🥰
Buying a house just to run it down, opposite of flipping... I will coin it "house flopping".
My beautiful wife beautifully handled this situation with my beautiful wife wowed him with how beautiful my beautiful wife is, shown in a beautiful situation
Bro that game brings back some good memories. That was like my fav game when I was a lil kid
Did the writers run out of words? My beautiful wife every other sentence, really?
What racist ass judge keeps writing warrants sounds like a judicial complaint is warranted
story 1: I would warn then twice saying i will tow them. Third time I would get them towed.
i love when the guy is arrested the phrasing is amzing a new bling and silver pair of bracelets
If I get 10 million for every single time he says ''my beautiful wife" i will be a billionaire
I'd have the neighbors vehicle pulled the first time they refused
Is it just me, or was anyone else annoyed that you kept saying my beautiful wife
Zadnja Stori ja mogu da se slozi sa ljudima koji su mislili da se smejete njima posto ja mislim da neko Prica o meni posto je moje staro odeljenje bilo takvo
who is this voice actor?? man i really love his voice and talent...
1st one, is the correct way of playing the victim
The wife is taller then macho man like is the wife tall or is macho man short
6:31 Uncle really thinks he's gangster.
If only my job paid that good.
Story 1,
This is why we don’t want them in the USA
Yeah, we get it....your wife is beautiful