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  • Опубліковано 10 кві 2020
  • Lately I've been feeling like I use my green screen a little too much, so I decided to get it out of my system in one video. So I asked you guys to send me suggestions for me to make with my green screen...and you didn't disappoint! Enjoy!
    let me know if this should become a series!!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 10 тис.

  • @dulapeep420
    @dulapeep420 4 роки тому +55617

    And so she subscribed to Kurtis Conner for an extra greeting. And subscribed to Kurtis Conner for an extra greeting, she did.

    • @jvyzen
      @jvyzen 4 роки тому +529

      matty healy 😌

    • @dulapeep420
      @dulapeep420 4 роки тому +295

      @@jvyzen he's such a legend ❤

    • @jiannacom
      @jiannacom 4 роки тому +341

      true poetry 😌

    • @Buttfartcheek
      @Buttfartcheek 4 роки тому +716

      you got pinned by kurtis. congratulations but i also hate you because i am jealous

    • @Lyndiloo
      @Lyndiloo 4 роки тому +129

      What if you aren't subscribed but you're still coming back?

  • @makoodlecaboodle8136
    @makoodlecaboodle8136 4 роки тому +2570

    "there could be a smaller man inside me"
    Not anymore, you birthed him already

    • @Louale22
      @Louale22 4 роки тому +39

      Makoodle Caboodle he is the smaller man in Niall Horans ear

    • @trishaagr
      @trishaagr 4 роки тому +2

      im in ear

    • @ajsnyder6160
      @ajsnyder6160 4 роки тому +5

      @@Louale22 it's true, I was the ear

    • @4526goldfishes
      @4526goldfishes 13 днів тому

      Yeah I thought he was 2 guys: Kurtis and Conner

  • @beyza_k31
    @beyza_k31 4 роки тому +6891

    he missed the perfect opportunity to include "so no head?"

    • @Kyran1996
      @Kyran1996 4 роки тому +192

      He should do one from the perspective of the body.

    • @maddison5120
      @maddison5120 3 роки тому +104

      **breaks skateboard**

    • @bozorat4337
      @bozorat4337 3 роки тому +31

      He also missed the perfect opportunity to say “but HOOVE are you fighting”

    • @kindhat1
      @kindhat1 3 роки тому +8

      *smashes phone*

    • @maximumphlegm
      @maximumphlegm 3 роки тому +2

      SHAHAHSHAHSHSHSJSJDJS

  • @gabrielladavidson2938
    @gabrielladavidson2938 3 роки тому +11234

    I literally cannot imagine how weird Jenna's life must be, she walks in the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal or whatever and her boyfriend is laying on the ground filming himself crying like a baby

    • @elid3753
      @elid3753 3 роки тому +429

      This isn’t wierd my boyfriend does this to me every day

    • @SeanMacadelic
      @SeanMacadelic 3 роки тому +277

      It’s not that weird... he’s gotta pay the bills somehow

    • @ninadgoldsmith
      @ninadgoldsmith 3 роки тому +426

      Just another day in Kurtis Town

    • @rebeccaromero3237
      @rebeccaromero3237 3 роки тому +39

      I was thinking this 😭😭

    • @rice4623
      @rice4623 3 роки тому +121

      I WASNT THINKING AND I THOUGHT YOU MEANT JENNA MARBLES😫😫😫

  • @Raven-wq4li
    @Raven-wq4li 3 роки тому +1085

    i would definitely watch a movie where kurtis played every character

    • @sandyshores6988
      @sandyshores6988 3 роки тому +17

      WE NEED TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN ASAP

    • @aliahduiker7998
      @aliahduiker7998 Рік тому +2

      He fr needs movies like Austin Powers where he can actually play all the main characters

  • @laurelalana2479
    @laurelalana2479 4 роки тому +558

    I got a movie trailer ad right when he was trying to show the hallmark trailer and I was like "Wow this is really high quality holy shit"

  • @kaitlynmacneill1904
    @kaitlynmacneill1904 4 роки тому +5237

    Imagine: You're Niall Horan and Kurtis Conner crawls in your ear, saying "sorry, I'm in here!" You ask him to leave, but he's in there.

    • @graciegonzalez9505
      @graciegonzalez9505 4 роки тому +25

      Kaitlyn MacNeill my friend gave this suggestion 😭

    • @fentristaina4529
      @fentristaina4529 4 роки тому +4

      Kaitlyn MacNeill ANHWHDIWBSS

    • @Razeylabbit
      @Razeylabbit 4 роки тому +57

      and in there, he is.

    • @rwn_tree
      @rwn_tree 4 роки тому +5

      That bit rlly got me 😂 🤣

    • @ravenp2654
      @ravenp2654 4 роки тому +38

      @@rwn_tree pov you're Kurtis Conner in Niall Horans ear when a cotton bud starts tryna be your bud

  • @karenfromfinance6498
    @karenfromfinance6498 3 роки тому +2702

    whos going to tell Kurtis that Guillotines were the french revolution and not medieval

    • @jvnxiie2441
      @jvnxiie2441 3 роки тому +285

      He cute he don’t need to get all the historical facts right 💯😝

    • @felicityeldridge-hawkins7198
      @felicityeldridge-hawkins7198 3 роки тому +137

      Actually they were invented in medieval england where they were used to execute criminals on market days. If the criminal had stolen an animal that animal would be used to execute them.

    • @karenfromfinance6498
      @karenfromfinance6498 3 роки тому +77

      @@felicityeldridge-hawkins7198 if im not mistaken, i think those were earlier form. The real guillotine wasn't made until joseph guillotine made it in 1789.

    • @tomhermann1167
      @tomhermann1167 3 роки тому +116

      @@karenfromfinance6498The guillotine actually wasn't made by Joseph-Ignace Guillotin, he just requested it's production (1789) so that people that get sentenced to death don't suffer that much. It was designed by Antoine Louis (ironically a personal doctor for royalty) and firstly called "Louisette", the first person that actually built one was the german piano maker Tobias Schmidt, who at that time lived in Paris.
      And yes I just watched a nearly two hours long documentary about the history of the guillotine.

    • @karenfromfinance6498
      @karenfromfinance6498 3 роки тому +24

      @@tomhermann1167 where can i find this documentary i need it now

  • @totalhuman2855
    @totalhuman2855 3 роки тому +768

    The Guillotine - 6:47
    My Thomas Collab :) - 8:41
    The Birth of Kurtis - 9:54
    Every Hallmark Movie Ever - 12:10
    Gladiator vs. Centaur - 15:24

    • @petray11
      @petray11 3 роки тому +11

      Thanks!

    • @luke_is_a_penguin28
      @luke_is_a_penguin28 2 роки тому +40

      Niall Horan: 16:40

    • @thepancakereviewer
      @thepancakereviewer 2 роки тому +7

      @@luke_is_a_penguin28 we get it you want him out of your ear. Too bad he's staying in there. For good

    • @uwuzzzz
      @uwuzzzz Рік тому +2

      The birth of Kurtis 😰😭🤣

  • @aestheticasmr9685
    @aestheticasmr9685 4 роки тому +3577

    kurtis is the funniest most unfunny person I’ve ever seen. He makes this very bad joke and I find myself laughing so hard to it.

    • @emilylebleu320
      @emilylebleu320 4 роки тому +119

      a e s t h e t i c a s m r “pour lean on it too much and it’s like ‘aw i’m fucked up’”

    • @hyde3155
      @hyde3155 4 роки тому +16

      This reminds me of Simon Cowel (?) Saying this to Gatis Kandis

    • @garfield8793
      @garfield8793 4 роки тому +1

      ayyyy like 1k

    • @Sophia-xt9qb
      @Sophia-xt9qb 4 роки тому +26

      a e s t h e t i c a s m r I know! He’s so awkward making these unfunny jokes that it’s funny

    • @donteatglass3472
      @donteatglass3472 4 роки тому +65

      this 100%, good delivery can make a garbage joke god-tier

  • @pjmcewan1909
    @pjmcewan1909 4 роки тому +3504

    guys this is just Kurtis' audition tape to be Neil Breen's new editor

    • @foxelyUwU
      @foxelyUwU 4 роки тому +16

      @Kassy B *fbi wants to know your location*

    • @bri2149
      @bri2149 4 роки тому +5

      Hell yeah

    • @theflowerhead
      @theflowerhead 4 роки тому +2

      😂

  • @oliviadehart9910
    @oliviadehart9910 3 роки тому +369

    "filming an apology video about his eyebrows or something idk" 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @sizmarra
    @sizmarra 3 роки тому +2090

    His name: Kurtis Conner
    My brain: Curtains Corner

  • @drunkenchords3370
    @drunkenchords3370 4 роки тому +5109

    Picture this: Kurtis narrating a nature documentary, as they observe kurtis's in the wild.

  • @mariumkhan1078
    @mariumkhan1078 4 роки тому +5335

    it would be a crime if this didn’t turn into a series and everyone must agree with me otherwise that terrifying centaur will step on everyone

  • @green8078
    @green8078 3 роки тому +508

    yknow watching this really makes me appreciate how lucky we are to experience these skits without having to put in the work first

  • @Hardstool
    @Hardstool 3 роки тому +294

    my brother looks like niall horan and i thought the thumbnail was you in my brothers ear for a second help

    • @kayleymps
      @kayleymps 3 роки тому +20

      your lucky brother

    • @alliexcx5576
      @alliexcx5576 3 роки тому +1

      {
      tf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\cocoartf2578
      \cocoatextscaling1\cocoaplatform1{\fonttbl\f0\fnil\fcharset0 Roboto-Regular;}
      {\colortbl;
      ed255\green255\blue255;
      ed17\green17\blue17;}
      {\*\expandedcolortbl;;\cssrgb\c6667\c6667\c6667;}
      \deftab720
      \pard\pardeftab720\partightenfactor0
      \f0\fs26 \cf2 \expnd0\expndtw0\kerning0
      \outl0\strokewidth0 \strokec2 }

    • @alliexcx5576
      @alliexcx5576 3 роки тому +1

      omg jeez I just copy and pasted ur profile picture I didn’t expect it to do this > {
      tf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\cocoartf2578
      \cocoatextscaling1\cocoaplatform1{\fonttbl\f0\fnil\fcharset0 Roboto-Regular;}
      {\colortbl;
      ed255\green255\blue255;
      ed17\green17\blue17;}
      {\*\expandedcolortbl;;\cssrgb\c6667\c6667\c6667;}
      \deftab720
      \pard\pardeftab720\partightenfactor0
      \f0\fs26 \cf2 \expnd0\expndtw0\kerning0
      \outl0\strokewidth0 \strokec2 }

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies 3 роки тому +12

      @@alliexcx5576 that's just the colours and details of the profile picture and the font, the size of the font the format of pretty much everything and the links I assume. I've done it before

    • @unknown-ke4ro
      @unknown-ke4ro 3 роки тому +10

      Bestie, can I get your brother's number?

  • @Raezor._
    @Raezor._ 4 роки тому +9187

    This is exactly how Neil Breen edits his films.

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer 4 роки тому +328

      Except Kurtis’s are higher quality

    • @Raezor._
      @Raezor._ 4 роки тому +257

      @@he.said.teenjiejer Neil is the best, had us all thinking he can fly.

    • @midelcitizenright8141
      @midelcitizenright8141 4 роки тому +35

      Thank you for the information comrade I'm going to report this to the leader thank you comrade you shall be promoted to field Marshall now

    • @MadeleineSwannSurreal
      @MadeleineSwannSurreal 4 роки тому +108

      Slightly disappointed voice: "I can't believe you committed suicide"

    • @abramyabes4436
      @abramyabes4436 4 роки тому +25

      Neil Breen is a green screen fiend

  • @eelissuh_
    @eelissuh_ 4 роки тому +3571

    IMAGINE:
    kurtis crawling inside niall's ear, he tells him to stop but he is in there

  • @laylanicole3774
    @laylanicole3774 3 роки тому +280

    the one where you gave birth to yourself kinda scared me

    • @mendimenefee9337
      @mendimenefee9337 3 роки тому +28

      yeah. is he giving birth to himself in a dungeon? or like a root cellar? and why? not clear

  • @amybass1326
    @amybass1326 3 роки тому +57

    kurtis is a youtuber who can genuinely say “i put so much time, effort, and thought into all my videos”

  • @caseliwar
    @caseliwar 4 роки тому +926

    "I was gonna say" "and I was gonna neigh" is comedy gold

    • @ch.b.1205
      @ch.b.1205 4 роки тому +7

      Nai is greek for yes and it sounds like neigh. So Centaur Kurtis is kind of saying yes too lol

  • @kucumberkid8720
    @kucumberkid8720 4 роки тому +959

    Man he should’ve called the hallmark movie, “Country Boy, I Love You”

    • @cloudyglass9486
      @cloudyglass9486 4 роки тому +1

      Lal

    • @em-st2kq
      @em-st2kq 4 роки тому +6

      Kucumber Kid why did I read that in the accent 💀

    • @Yoqamar
      @Yoqamar 4 роки тому +1

      Moscow Moscow Same and i add the ahh mmm at the end 💀

  • @ascomolly
    @ascomolly 2 роки тому +49

    kurtis making a lean joke in 2020 is the best thing to happen ever

  • @lz4241
    @lz4241 3 роки тому +27

    4:31 omg the nail polish is so cute 🥰

  • @nellyboydell5930
    @nellyboydell5930 4 роки тому +6330

    The fact that he did all this AND THEN had to edit this video. an artist.

    • @superstellarhere
      @superstellarhere 3 роки тому +24

      Absolutely

    • @Peepawpeep
      @Peepawpeep 3 роки тому +32

      I just remembered he edited this video and the edits aren't real

    • @meowxp444
      @meowxp444 2 роки тому +3

      Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think Nick Is Not Green was editing for Kurt back then. I’m not entirely sure tho.
      Nick’s channel -> ua-cam.com/video/a3Z7zEc7AXQ/v-deo.html

    • @onIyindreams
      @onIyindreams 2 роки тому +5

      @@meowxp444 i’m p sure he only edits for his other channel

    • @dimaaljundi1627
      @dimaaljundi1627 2 роки тому

      Yeah man that's kind of what UA-cam is

  • @Maedchenausdemmeer
    @Maedchenausdemmeer 4 роки тому +982

    I‘m glad I moved to Kurtis Town a few months ago, in this pandemic I feel really secure with him as mayor. The only thing you could catch in Kurtis Town is feelings.

    • @AH-rg7ns
      @AH-rg7ns 4 роки тому +35

      I don't have anything to say to this comment but *y e s*
      just *y e s*

    • @Jooskeu
      @Jooskeu 4 роки тому +19

      It’s a very nice town

    • @sydneyjetter4493
      @sydneyjetter4493 4 роки тому +4

      XD XD XD relatable bro

    • @CrystalLia231
      @CrystalLia231 4 роки тому +5

      Poetic af

    • @briezzyb8871
      @briezzyb8871 4 роки тому +3

      Yes I love all of the people in this beautiful community

  • @cleno8766
    @cleno8766 3 роки тому +79

    did anybody else appreciate how Kurtis is subtlety just breaking the social norm by wearing nail polish?
    because I certainly did.

  • @raulperez9258
    @raulperez9258 3 роки тому +64

    Can you imagine if thomas actually turned around to talk to connor

    • @SeanMacadelic
      @SeanMacadelic 3 роки тому +8

      Conner, Kurtis Conner

    • @chickenanddoodles
      @chickenanddoodles 2 роки тому +7

      Why did I think you were talking about thomas the tank engine i thought he was gonna show up later in the video or something

  • @irislubbelinkhof4321
    @irislubbelinkhof4321 4 роки тому +2483

    imagine: niall horan crawling inside your ear. you tell him to stop but he is in there

  • @aloneinthedark8081
    @aloneinthedark8081 4 роки тому +1079

    Kurtis: “I was gonna say”
    Kurtis centaur: “yeah and I was gonna neigh”

  • @durawya
    @durawya 3 роки тому +37

    this fella is quite the green screen fiend

  • @cabinetman7124
    @cabinetman7124 3 роки тому +53

    I’d listen in class if my editing teacher was kurtis conner

  • @sarahspinks9057
    @sarahspinks9057 4 роки тому +1568

    wow this is the green screen fiend everyone’s been talking about

    • @humnaali5759
      @humnaali5759 4 роки тому +15

      Oh he said fiend? I kept thinking what a 'feen' is. I thought why not call himself a "green screen dean".

  • @beij0
    @beij0 4 роки тому +1993

    “This doesn’t look bad. It doesn’t look good, but it doesn’t look that bad either.” - Kurtis watching himself be executed

  • @cellostrings565
    @cellostrings565 3 роки тому +169

    ~the future~
    *Kurtis and Jenna have a son named Jurtis*
    Jurtis: (holding an iPhone 54 max pro plus premium) Dad, what did you do when you were younger?
    Kurtis:(holding a cigar) sit down boy
    (Jurtis sits)
    Kurtis: well boy, this is what I did 4:56

  • @tealover4870
    @tealover4870 3 роки тому +27

    "Wouldn't _you_ like to know?"
    "Well, I mean, yeah, I just asked.."

  • @anastasiachristina
    @anastasiachristina 4 роки тому +4479

    The collab movie between Kurtis and Neil Breen would overthrow Endgame.

    • @lalybee
      @lalybee 4 роки тому +24

      Why did he not do this!!

    • @blubirbeed4172
      @blubirbeed4172 4 роки тому +1

      That is such an amazing idea

    • @whoisgianna1793
      @whoisgianna1793 4 роки тому +13

      bro i literally respond to his story saying he should recreate a “twisted pair” scene and he didn’t see it 😔

    • @maria_____.
      @maria_____. 4 роки тому +6

      i don't think my brain can handle that

    • @midelcitizenright8141
      @midelcitizenright8141 4 роки тому

      No shit sherlock

  • @lilmeowmeow4361
    @lilmeowmeow4361 4 роки тому +5313

    He should make a whole green screen video and make a story just like in “Episode”

  • @shelbygievaan9037
    @shelbygievaan9037 3 роки тому +21

    16:26
    then your mom is.... megan thee stallion exactly

  • @burnedoutnotactuallygifted6270
    @burnedoutnotactuallygifted6270 3 роки тому +18

    I’ve never realised how much effort he puts in his videos. Just wow

  • @amaliaguerrero6023
    @amaliaguerrero6023 4 роки тому +4453

    I can imagine Jenna walking in and there's Kurtis on the floor screaming like a baby lol

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer 4 роки тому +46

      That’d have been so great

    • @PEEPEEMONGER
      @PEEPEEMONGER 4 роки тому +152

      probably not the first time

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer 4 роки тому +36

      That’s... probably true

    • @miaalegria867
      @miaalegria867 4 роки тому +61

      or just him shirtless talking to his invisible centaur self in front of a camera

    • @amaliareyes837
      @amaliareyes837 4 роки тому +8

      Yo ... we have the same name. You are the first person that has the same name as me

  • @aidillaarumdipta2073
    @aidillaarumdipta2073 4 роки тому +9573

    every other youtuber playing a girl character: wig, makeup, sexy clothes
    kurtis: *bucket hat*
    thank u kurtis we finally get represented well

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 4 роки тому +1056

      ah yes, the two genders
      bucket and no bucket

    • @caseym4007
      @caseym4007 4 роки тому +72

      prageruwu *YES*

    • @regimiro4888
      @regimiro4888 4 роки тому +390

      That's what the fairly standard female bathroom signs depict, you hold your bucket hat at your waist when you enter the bathroom

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer 4 роки тому +84

      I felt honored tbh
      Edit: Dammit I’m not a girl I’m stupid

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 4 роки тому +67

      r/notlikeotheryoutubersplayinggirlcharacter

  • @ashlingdalton5430
    @ashlingdalton5430 3 роки тому +15

    From time to time, when I'm feeling down I come back and rewatch this video. Seriously one of the best ones out there

  • @Filbie
    @Filbie 3 роки тому +14

    6:41 did he say Guillo-scene? Cause that is hard af

  • @ossifrages
    @ossifrages 4 роки тому +3785

    Kurtis isn't a green screen fiend. He's a green screen friend

    • @aaronscott6716
      @aaronscott6716 4 роки тому +32

      Neil Breen screen

    • @Emma-nm6qc
      @Emma-nm6qc 4 роки тому +2

      69th like 😎

    • @PhreddyWithaPH
      @PhreddyWithaPH 4 роки тому +8

      What's a green screen freend?

    • @chnhakk
      @chnhakk 4 роки тому +15

      @@PhreddyWithaPH He's green and he's always got my screens back

    • @tomhermann1167
      @tomhermann1167 3 роки тому +1

      Kurtis isn't a green screen friend. He's a green screen lover

  • @pipermclean5573
    @pipermclean5573 4 роки тому +801

    Uh Neil Breen called: He wants his scripts back

    • @emlynbarnden1229
      @emlynbarnden1229 4 роки тому +6

      Piper McLean “Kurtis, I can’t believe you’ve had your head cut off.”

  • @beefwellington8885
    @beefwellington8885 3 роки тому +14

    i havent realized how much time kurtis put into his videos,
    thank you kurtis for going an extra mile or two for us 💕✨

  • @KClowns
    @KClowns 3 роки тому +5

    My life is complete. Kurtis making a community reference made me so happy and it was a weird surprise that made my day. Some of my favorite things being connected in some way?? I don't know how to say it but its nice

    • @Molly-gt5cr
      @Molly-gt5cr 3 роки тому

      Me too! I love community so much, I'm so happy whenever I see it referenced!

  • @vickygars5262
    @vickygars5262 4 роки тому +4835

    I asked him to give birth to himself and he actually did it, this is the weirdest thing I've ever been so excited for.

  • @aperson5188
    @aperson5188 4 роки тому +613

    Kurtis Conner: the green screen queen 👑

  • @silliestfella4063
    @silliestfella4063 2 роки тому +4

    Your Edward scissorhands impression is impeccable man

  • @Muzgath
    @Muzgath 2 роки тому +5

    Someone else who isn't a pro at editing but just screws around with settings and tools until it feels right. I feel validated.

  • @emmadrzycimski3761
    @emmadrzycimski3761 4 роки тому +1652

    this video could appropriately be titled: “Behind the scenes of Neil Breen’s latest film”

  • @sazkiaatifawidyaningrum7513
    @sazkiaatifawidyaningrum7513 4 роки тому +4921

    *Imagine:* Kurtis crawled inside Niall's ears. He told him to stop, but he's in there.

  • @MrBrick-vb3xh
    @MrBrick-vb3xh Рік тому +1

    Most youtubers only ask to subscribe, but Kurtis gives a reward, this is why he is better.

  • @leenaadams6742
    @leenaadams6742 3 роки тому +8

    this is more coherent than a neil breen film

  • @Mewhenyoure
    @Mewhenyoure 4 роки тому +949

    It’s way too early in the morning but the “momo Obama centaur” has me crying for so many reasons I cannot I epxplain

  • @asaltyhoe9852
    @asaltyhoe9852 4 роки тому +900

    I was wholehearted going to rage if Kurtis didn’t edit himself into Nialls ear

  • @cyrus2430
    @cyrus2430 3 роки тому +10

    11:22 the sound effect happened at the exact moment my phone told me “10% battery remaining”

  • @ink_chadarine
    @ink_chadarine 11 місяців тому +1

    its been 3 years kurtis, we need that hallmark movie now

  • @wickerlibrary
    @wickerlibrary 4 роки тому +944

    don’t lie: we all wish we had a kurtis head best friend

  • @bunnyraptor420
    @bunnyraptor420 4 роки тому +778

    Imagine not knowing anything about Kurtis or his content and this video being your first introduction to him

    • @LiahValentine
      @LiahValentine 4 роки тому +43

      *Immediately subscribes

    • @GirlDo3
      @GirlDo3 4 роки тому +38

      First time I saw his videos I subscribed when I realized I didn't get an extra greetings. To this day, these greetings are my biggest flex.

    • @sl-uz1zh
      @sl-uz1zh 4 роки тому +10

      but honestly it would explain everything too

    • @bunnyraptor420
      @bunnyraptor420 4 роки тому

      @z g I totally don't and I need it so bad ugh ;-;

    • @cofenfiver3090
      @cofenfiver3090 3 роки тому

      I don't have to

  • @khazz33
    @khazz33 2 роки тому +1

    Don't forget the other Hallmark movie tropes: widower with one daughter and childhood friend reconnect and fall in love, and small-town woman softens the heart of a seemingly cold corporate exec

  • @RedCaio
    @RedCaio 3 роки тому +13

    Just so you know, 100% of the thumbs-ups I've given your channel have been because of the hilarious dad jokes and puns you make.
    "You live in a urinal. For your birthday you get a urinal cake" 👍

  • @VOLAIRE
    @VOLAIRE 4 роки тому +398

    I don’t know why Marvel hasn’t hired you to work for them yet

    • @whalienabi
      @whalienabi 4 роки тому +1

      He snapped Thanos away in an alternate universe

  • @maze2253
    @maze2253 4 роки тому +1575

    “Who let this happen?”
    -The New York Times

    • @billylewis3567
      @billylewis3567 3 роки тому +12

      i love ur pfp

    • @alystarthestar1505
      @alystarthestar1505 3 роки тому +11

      Oh ur bi? Cool im pan

    • @snaxolotol_7637
      @snaxolotol_7637 3 роки тому +13

      @@alystarthestar1505 I am Bi , and I am Pans , We may have similar lives, we may have similar preferences but we are different nonetheless- ( I'm sorry I can't relate- I'm an Abrosexual 😔)

    • @alystarthestar1505
      @alystarthestar1505 3 роки тому +1

      @@snaxolotol_7637 cool ive never talked to an abro person before

    • @weedmaster-420
      @weedmaster-420 3 роки тому +2

      @Trinziess I'm pan too!!!

  • @Larryforlifesmolbeans
    @Larryforlifesmolbeans 6 місяців тому +1

    I’m so glad you decided to include the Niall one

  • @juniper9674
    @juniper9674 9 місяців тому +1

    kurtis thank you so much i’ve been following for like 3 years and i wanted to look at more of ur vids that i haven’t watched. you help me when im going through burnout and make me just laugh. i appreciate you and your videos you’re hilarious man.

  • @crungstercrungles
    @crungstercrungles 4 роки тому +806

    this absolutely has to be a series i won’t stand for anything else

    • @6a6ey17
      @6a6ey17 4 роки тому

      696 likes. Nice.

  • @CNSninja
    @CNSninja 4 роки тому +1781

    I've got a fever, and the only prescription is...
    More green screen.
    Kurtis, don't do this. Don't stop green screening. Screen more green. Embrace your inner green-ness.

  • @lolilo2759
    @lolilo2759 Рік тому +2

    It was actually so interesting to see the green screen editing process for a bit. It like inspired me to go do editing again. Really exciting lol. Thanks Kurtis!

  • @bigwendigo2253
    @bigwendigo2253 3 роки тому +1

    Nooo don’t green screen less! I love when you green screen!
    Edit: I made it to the end of the video. My man! You keep making that green screen magic.

  • @soloriyeovin5011
    @soloriyeovin5011 4 роки тому +555

    “Yeah I was gonna say”
    “Yeah, and I was gonna neigh.”
    i am officially dead

  • @ameliabaker4493
    @ameliabaker4493 4 роки тому +2176

    the amount of effort this sweet man puts into his videos feels like ordering serotonin with amazon prime

  • @ichangedmyusernamesoicould1135
    @ichangedmyusernamesoicould1135 3 роки тому +1

    Congrats Kurtis, you owe 198k people a baby kurt

  • @prateeksharma4857
    @prateeksharma4857 2 роки тому +2

    I don't know why , but seeing him doing hardwork kind of motivated me , but Kurtis himself said don't get motivation . So I am laying still

  • @taracrane8629
    @taracrane8629 4 роки тому +2636

    Imagine: You’re woman. Give birth and say “I love me some baby Kurt.” But then baby leaves. Pour a lean on it if you cried

  • @anitadapixie
    @anitadapixie 4 роки тому +2211

    I can’t wait to watch “Big city small town girl look at this hot guy” this summer! its gonna be a big hit! 😆

  • @zcamilaalvarez
    @zcamilaalvarez 3 роки тому +2

    your channel is premium youtube man

  • @shrinebow.
    @shrinebow. 2 роки тому

    10:23 “There could be one smaller man inside me” I love getting things like this out of context, just perfecto

  • @lilyjanesmith
    @lilyjanesmith 4 роки тому +2358

    “what is a beautiful girl like you doing in a big city like this”
    “what is a beautiful girl like you doing in a small town like this”
    where is she supposed to live...a medium sized village?

  • @spaceycowboy4514
    @spaceycowboy4514 2 роки тому +1

    i miss all ur green screen antics please do more 😭😭😭😭 top tier humor imo

  • @dvmpw33d
    @dvmpw33d 2 роки тому +7

    0:33 Kurtis the Green Screen Fiend

  • @jasminejones5962
    @jasminejones5962 4 роки тому +9605

    Kurtis should edit himself into an episode of Riverdale. I'd live for that.

  • @mr.mr.7509
    @mr.mr.7509 4 роки тому +564

    He missed the perfect opportunity to say “I guess I’ll be-heading out” instead of just “heading out”

  • @milky_nyan
    @milky_nyan Рік тому

    kurtis's nails in this video are such cute colors (talking about the ones you show after the scripting montage)

  • @abeautifulcancermusic
    @abeautifulcancermusic 2 роки тому

    I just found your channel today and can't stop watching. I knew I liked you, but that Community reference sealed it. That show doesn't get enough love.

  • @carolinemurray1899
    @carolinemurray1899 4 роки тому +816

    Kurtis is mayor of KurtisTown and kurtis town’s main export is green screens. (Currency is extra greetings)

  • @Cheyne_TetraMFG
    @Cheyne_TetraMFG 4 роки тому +4242

    My therapist: Squealing Baby Kurtis isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
    Squealing Baby Kurtis: WEEE WEEE WEEE

  • @shalamandere
    @shalamandere 3 роки тому +18

    Witch doctors be like: "so I just gotta cut this horse's head off, and I'll be fine!"

  • @LizBizBean
    @LizBizBean Рік тому +1

    I love the drama in the centaur Kurtis world and would honestly love more of it XD

  • @hollykeiser7258
    @hollykeiser7258 4 роки тому +260

    i never thought i’d see kurtis help kurtis give birth to kurtis but here we are

  • @streammonocowards836
    @streammonocowards836 4 роки тому +2717

    no one:
    anyone:
    everyone:
    someone : kurtis is a green screen fiend

    • @retroseok5971
      @retroseok5971 4 роки тому +5

      Stream Mono Cowards mono :)

    • @ellie420
      @ellie420 4 роки тому +1

      I’m not Apple pneumonia :)

    • @retroseok5971
      @retroseok5971 4 роки тому +7

      ellie what- i was talking about an album lmao

    • @noeyfigurereviews1098
      @noeyfigurereviews1098 4 роки тому +3

      The you could of just said someone: and this would have been 30x funnier

    • @jootsimp
      @jootsimp 4 роки тому

      NoeyFigureReviews lol right

  • @syzygy_subliminals
    @syzygy_subliminals Рік тому +2

    What a green screen fiend this man is

  • @elemonade8830
    @elemonade8830 2 роки тому

    The plot twist at the end of the gladiator and centaur one is just perfection.

  • @communistlizardperson
    @communistlizardperson 4 роки тому +796

    Do this again but turn all of the ideas into a single, comprehensive skit

  • @JimmyWorldEater
    @JimmyWorldEater 4 роки тому +3788

    Very disappointed in Kurtis for not saying “so no head?”

    • @meagan8685
      @meagan8685 4 роки тому +55

      brilliant.

    • @jacopolattanzio8790
      @jacopolattanzio8790 4 роки тому +71

      there were at least 5 different moments where he could have said that and it would have been spot on every time

    • @lindsay4254
      @lindsay4254 4 роки тому +11

      I too, am now disappointed about this

    • @autumnscene
      @autumnscene 4 роки тому +8

      Daniel Folgar your mind is a beautiful place

    • @alexanderk.6869
      @alexanderk.6869 2 роки тому +4

      This is an old comment but I’m disappointed he didn’t call his hallmark movie “country boy I love you”

  • @jacksonprince6964
    @jacksonprince6964 2 роки тому +1

    I subscribed for an xtra greeting and imma say its one of the best choices ive ever made. and kurtis's youtube profile pic is the best. Thank you soooo much kurtis your comedy is awesome and i laugh everytime i watch you.

  • @aaah9486
    @aaah9486 3 роки тому +1

    This is the first time i have heard one of my fav influencers referencing my fab show community