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  • @thatoneguy8304
    @thatoneguy8304 29 днів тому +622

    I feel like we need a "Alexander Anderson" song reaction with the last episodes

    • @silentassason
      @silentassason 29 днів тому +37

      Agreed, the full song they did was awesome

    • @MRSARATAKI
      @MRSARATAKI 29 днів тому +22

      I genuinely can’t recall, have they ever reacted to the Hamilton musical?

    • @en3mymast3r95
      @en3mymast3r95 29 днів тому +5

      Was just about to ask that lol

    • @bigp10001
      @bigp10001 29 днів тому +14

      I’m gonna assume no since they didn’t even realize its what was referenced

    • @TheSilentScreamX
      @TheSilentScreamX 29 днів тому +6

      They'd probably just talk over the whole thing again.

  • @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
    @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter 29 днів тому +799

    “Who the f**k am I offending, THE NAZIS?!”.
    I agree. Screw their feelings.🤣

    • @tevinlogan8781
      @tevinlogan8781 29 днів тому +15

      Can you even offend nazis

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 29 днів тому +65

      @@tevinlogan8781 Yes, it's easy, and it feels great!

    • @markusnixon3156
      @markusnixon3156 29 днів тому

      @@tevinlogan8781 Neo-Nazis I believe tend to be very insecure, especially the ones that try to hide behind Pagan religions.

    • @darkcarnage9188
      @darkcarnage9188 29 днів тому +25

      that and they being kinda of rapey is one of the best lines in this abridged series lol

    • @markusnixon3156
      @markusnixon3156 29 днів тому

      @@tevinlogan8781 Nazis I believe tend to be very insecure, especially the ones that try to hide behind The Norse religions.

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 29 днів тому +555

    Fun fact, blood consensually given to a Vampire is exponentially more powerful than blood taken by force.

    • @karnege101
      @karnege101 29 днів тому +102

      to add, Alucard and Seras are the only true vampires in the show. the nazis are pseudo vamps made from a formula derived from corpse

    • @ChaosKid420
      @ChaosKid420 29 днів тому +13

      You mean in the show or in mythology?

    • @cannedsquasher5923
      @cannedsquasher5923 29 днів тому +34

      ​@ChaosKid420 iirc I think show as well as in mythology.

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 29 днів тому +7

      I haven't actually seen it anywhere outside of the show.

    • @Jirodyne
      @Jirodyne 29 днів тому +21

      @@ChaosKid420 The show. Most mythology it's not true, but some books or stories use that or something like it. Pretty much like everything else involving Vampires. Depends on the lore that the Author wanted for their story.

  • @MoonlightPrincess07
    @MoonlightPrincess07 29 днів тому +574

    Just a heads up, everybody but the last ones, are not actually KKK. The garment shown in the video is a capriote. It is a piece of religious clothing worn by Catholic priests for select religious observances. The use of the capriote pre-dates the founding of the KKK, which was formed in 1865. The KKK would later appropriate its use

    • @wingedbluj1674
      @wingedbluj1674 29 днів тому

      So they're not the KKK, they're worse... the Catholic Church.

    • @Mitheledh
      @Mitheledh 29 днів тому +62

      I have been to a few religious parades/celebrations when I lived in Spain where people wore those.

    • @Artanis99
      @Artanis99 29 днів тому +55

      BTW the Clan was not only racially discriminating they were against Catholics too, maybe because of most Latin Americans being very Catholic.

    • @deltablaze77
      @deltablaze77 29 днів тому +4

      I mean same difference really.

    • @BLANK-pr5qs
      @BLANK-pr5qs 29 днів тому

      @@Artanis99it’s less “anti-Catholic” more “anti-everything except Christian.” And white, straight, cis, male.

  • @lordgenerias
    @lordgenerias 29 днів тому +233

    Alucard's anger at Anderson using the nail was for a very personal reason.
    Alucard saying, earlier, that he'd lost the will to live wasn't just for the sake of giving Seras a pep talk. He was *tired* of existing, but he couldn't let himself die without leaving behind someone to fight the worst of humanity, and the monsters like himself. He wanted to know there would be someone to protect those who were too weak to protect themselves.
    He saw in Anderson a protector who wasn't a monster, someone who could take his place, so that he, Alucard, could finally rest. He saw a kindred spirit who would do the right thing and make the hard choices so others wouldn't have to.
    Seras was also chosen for the same reason, and what he told her was the truth. He saw that she was willing to survive, but wouldn't sacrifice her humanity to do it. Even becoming a full vampire by drinking Pip's blood, she didn't change (too much) as a person, and she didn't become a monster. She was a vampire with the heart and soul of a human.
    So when Anderson stabbed his own heart with that nail, Alucard lost his hope in Anderson. Anderson became God's Monster, just to beat Alucard, and in doing so, chose to intentionally forsake his own humanity. In Alucard's eyes, this was the deepest possible betrayal.
    So, when Alucard said "No, no, *no",* it wasn't because Anderson was calling on God. It was because Alucard was furious, because Anderson mirrored what Alucard did. He gave up his humanity to become a monster, and in doing so became Alucard's opposite in the worst possible way.
    One of the few humans Alucard genuinely respected became like the one thing Alucard genuinely, truly hates, *despises,* above all else; himself, and in the original anime, that nearly broke Alucard.

    • @kopicat2429
      @kopicat2429 24 дні тому +18

      Not to mention that Alucard the monster, has to be killed by a human. Not by another monster.

  • @samuelvincent557
    @samuelvincent557 29 днів тому +298

    You were correct bout Seras not having fed properly. In the original anime she refused to drink human blood because she hadn't fully accepted what she was and couldn't give up on that last bit of humanity. So for the whole series she was, basically, starving. She was getting by on a few drops of Integra's blood. But when she fed on Pip she, essentially, fully awakened as a full fledged vampire. And the childe of Dracula at that. So far more powerful than any of the Nazi vampires.

    • @BekindBekbek
      @BekindBekbek 29 днів тому +91

      not to mention that Pip gave his blood willingly, so this was a sacrifice, which is way more powerful than if his blood was just taken by force

    • @thomasschmelzer7676
      @thomasschmelzer7676 29 днів тому +26

      Yup. Dracula is always special, any of his children are going to be too.

    • @jacquesmassard9226
      @jacquesmassard9226 29 днів тому +8

      Bride of Dracula according to lore too

    • @kagato3
      @kagato3 29 днів тому +22

      @@BekindBekbek not only did she take Pip's blood she took his soul as well. and notice she refused to take any of the nazis. She's now just a mini version of Alucard just with the soul(s) in her willingly helping.

  • @magne7771
    @magne7771 29 днів тому +357

    Man. That "America is imploding" joke NEVER gets old. I love it.

    • @yeshevishman
      @yeshevishman 29 днів тому +36

      It's even more relevant nowadays.

    • @ToyotaCorolla-en2mv
      @ToyotaCorolla-en2mv 29 днів тому +36

      Gets more relevant every day unfortunately 😭

    • @82nddivision17
      @82nddivision17 29 днів тому +20

      As an American, agree.

    • @DParkerNunya
      @DParkerNunya 29 днів тому +15

      It's a joke that keeps being relevant

    • @xolotltolox7626
      @xolotltolox7626 29 днів тому +1

      ​@@ToyotaCorolla-en2mv i don't see anything unfortunate about that

  • @Linkvega1
    @Linkvega1 29 днів тому +329

    TFS put out only 1 episode of Hellsing a year. On Halloween. We waited FOREVER for this show

    • @AgeofJP
      @AgeofJP 29 днів тому +46

      which made it extra awesome that instead of the last episode (9) we unexpectedly got two episodes (9 and 10) as finale which were released less than one month apart

    • @Alex-xk9yd
      @Alex-xk9yd 29 днів тому +22

      Also the original Hellsing took about 6 years to come out. 6 freaking years for 10 episodes. It was so painful, but the wait was worth it though

    • @JayceCH.
      @JayceCH. 29 днів тому +5

      And it was worth every wait.

    • @trypticon8619
      @trypticon8619 29 днів тому +10

      That’s referenced in the line from Alucard, saying it’s been only two days since they talked, but it felt like years, cause it took years for them to see each other again

    • @ForemostCrab7
      @ForemostCrab7 29 днів тому +5

      And then after we FINALLY got the final episode, it felt like saying farewell to an old friend.

  • @ToyotaCorolla-en2mv
    @ToyotaCorolla-en2mv 29 днів тому +106

    I just realized that Maxwell was LITERALLY throwing stones from a glass house 😭

    • @dawnfallon6812
      @dawnfallon6812 28 днів тому +13

      Heh, symbolism can be a bitch...and her name is Fate.

    • @ToyotaCorolla-en2mv
      @ToyotaCorolla-en2mv 27 днів тому +3

      @@dawnfallon6812 what's fate's opinion on cannons

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 8 днів тому +1

      @@ToyotaCorolla-en2mvshe loves them.

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 29 днів тому +77

    This is why Alucard is so damn hard to kill, every time something happens that could kill him he uses one of the other souls he consumed to “pay the toll” as it were.

    • @AscendtionArc
      @AscendtionArc 29 днів тому +16

      Plus his insane regeneration means he often doesn't even need to go that far.

    • @shiroyasha9623
      @shiroyasha9623 29 днів тому +18

      Also he's full of occultist powers since the hellsings have been experimenting every damn thing under the sun on him

  • @acetrainer44
    @acetrainer44 29 днів тому +105

    “It’s a shame your blood daddy won’t be here to see it!”
    *Alucard has entered the chat*
    All these years, TFS giving us Alucard’s grand entrance to “Ready to Die” is still one of the most badass to date

  • @Xeroph-5
    @Xeroph-5 29 днів тому +71

    "I grew up in Leeds. Nothing happened."
    As someone from Leeds, this is 100% accurate.

  • @tvftw1
    @tvftw1 29 днів тому +99

    Always love Takahata's Alucard, but Jesse Nowack's Seras in episode 7 is probably the vocal highlight of this series

    • @aCatNamedGarbage
      @aCatNamedGarbage 29 днів тому +32

      Fun fact, Jesse's screams were so convincing his cat came in to check on him, genuinely worried for him xD

    • @tvftw1
      @tvftw1 29 днів тому +17

      @@aCatNamedGarbage I've seen the video he put out, my throat hurts just hearing it

    • @yeshevishman
      @yeshevishman 29 днів тому +17

      100% agreed. He NEEDS to do more voice work. I get why he stopped, but he's just one of the best actors - always giving it 110%

  • @mattgarrett2583
    @mattgarrett2583 29 днів тому +80

    The reason Alucard was pissed off when Anderson pulled out he Jesus Juice Nail is because in the anime he clearly says in an early episode that it takes a man to kill a monster. He want's to die and only a strong human can kill him, like Seras' ancestor did when they captured and imprisoned Dracula. Once Anderson put that nail into himself, even if he was imbued with the power of God he was no longer a man and was incapable of killing Alucard.

    • @rainestar6781
      @rainestar6781 29 днів тому +18

      He was incapable of killing Alucard in either form without him willingly submitting, which is what his lines mean. He wants to die, but he wants a true human, a human he considers worthy, to do it. He once attempted to allow Abraham Van Hellsing to kill him, but despite his prowess Abraham proved incapable of doing so. Instead he captured him and studied him, creating the Hellsing Organization around him. Alexander misunderstood that Alucard would gladly submit to him, and fell back on the nail when he realized he couldn't defeat him as he was. Alucard was testing him, and he failed, so he died.
      It is a very interesting way to make an overpowered character: have them essentially be a Big Bad Evil Guy on a leash waiting for his "Chosen One" to come put him out of his misery.

    • @PandamoniumBruu
      @PandamoniumBruu 29 днів тому +10

      i think you are mixing Seras Victortia with Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing

    • @mattia8020
      @mattia8020 29 днів тому +7

      ​@@rainestar6781 also is cool that they are two faces of the same coin: the monster of god and the monster without god, Andersen does a cross with his bayonets and Alucard does an inverted cross, Alucard thinks a man is needed to kill a monster but Andersen is willing to throw away his humanity to kill Alucard

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 8 днів тому

      @@rainestar6781 he seeks to rid the world of monsters, and as one himself, he cannot allow any other monster to slay him. Only a man, human and mortal, may do so.

  • @ryanbagley3293
    @ryanbagley3293 29 днів тому +64

    Similar to Gojo in JJK Alucard is simply to OP for the villains to handle directly so they tricked them to stranding him on a broken boat in the ocean before preforming their all out offensive on London. Bram style vamps have trouble dealing with water, so it took him a while to make it back to the main land, hence the stretch episodes with out him

    • @marmyeater
      @marmyeater 29 днів тому +21

      Yep, just telekinetically pushing an aircraft carrier for miles across the ocean, and watching the Catholics shit themselves when they learn it.

    • @CarbonMage
      @CarbonMage 29 днів тому +11

      I love how the manga just fully quotes the arrival of The Demeter from Dracula when the carrier pulls up

  • @TheDunnDusted
    @TheDunnDusted 29 днів тому +85

    They aren't actually critiquing Pope Francis, they were just making fun of how the more conservative Catholics insulted him for trying to be more humble and accepting of others. Essentially, Maxwell is a figure for mocking those viewpoints.

    • @alchemicpink2392
      @alchemicpink2392 26 днів тому +3

      Which is ironic considering pope Francis' recent change in tone on transgender people.

  • @tommcburney301
    @tommcburney301 29 днів тому +90

    Basically, each time Alucard/Dracula/Vlad The Impaler eats a person's blood, which contains their soul. He adds his/her lifespan to his own. Like adding another bar of HP your video game character. And by using the blood for his victims and his own body, he automatically regenerates. Level Zero is just a massive expulsion of souls from his body in the form an army of blood soaked zombies. At the cost expelling every soul he's collected.

    • @AscendtionArc
      @AscendtionArc 29 днів тому +22

      Yes.
      Though add to that his normal regeneration means he rarely has to actually use up any of those lives.
      He's not just the OG vampire, he's the OG vampire that the British government has been pumping every occult buff they could lay their hands on into.

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 29 днів тому +19

      yeah, should be noted that alucard is not a normal vampire by this point. the fact he's able to do a bunch of those things is because he's been experimented on by hellsing since their founder, abraham van helsing, took him down and captured him.
      seras is the closest anyone in the series gets to being a "normal" vampire, but she inherited some of alucard's modifications, so she's not exactly typical either.

    • @bradleybarnett1469
      @bradleybarnett1469 29 днів тому +7

      The levels are confirmed to be added by experiments from Hellsing. So originally, all the souls were just extra lives, him being able to expel them was because Van Hellsing then experimented on him and made him even more powerful

  • @dyproxus1806
    @dyproxus1806 29 днів тому +99

    12:37
    Fun fact: That my friends is actually a capirote helm they’re wearing. The pointed full faced hood was originally used by the Catholic Church in Europe (primarily in Spain) as a sign of penance, so what you see here are simply crusaders in holy garb (save for Jed Forrest at the end). Problem is that the clan decided to nick off with the designs for the specific purpose of throwing shade or even shifting blame on the Catholics, who they also usually despised.

  • @justahologram2230
    @justahologram2230 29 днів тому +38

    This is where we found out that the show doesn't have a theme song Alucard does

  • @deniellechapman6911
    @deniellechapman6911 29 днів тому +119

    Man, Seras's fight in the hallway to avenge Pip is so badass.
    Also, some backstory on her "life in England." Her father and mother were killed and she witnessed it from a closet she was hiding in. The men then proceeded to violate her mother's body. I don't remember if the original showed the act, but it definitely happened and Seras saw all.

    • @xxxhalo4everxxx
      @xxxhalo4everxxx 29 днів тому

      The orginal showed it more explicitly then the abridged yes, not stopping at when the dude was about to rip her sweater off, naturally its not hentai so you didnt see any gentitals but her chest was bear and the dude made a very obvious pumping motion

    • @marcelzed1154
      @marcelzed1154 29 днів тому +9

      Only for like 2 seconds and not in full view, but yes it was shown

  • @keybladeduelist
    @keybladeduelist 29 днів тому +26

    So many lines I love in this series. Best one “Don’t weep for the stupid you’ll be crying all day”

    • @kuramaninetails5362
      @kuramaninetails5362 23 дні тому

      I quite that one a lot where I work has more than plenty of stupid

  • @flacsa636
    @flacsa636 29 днів тому +28

    I love how TFS was able to make this very comedic while at the same time not diminishing the awesomeness of the actual series.

  • @Yal_Rathol
    @Yal_Rathol 29 днів тому +19

    "the dead shall dance, and all of HELL SHALL SING!"
    -the actual thing the major said when release level 0 happened.

  • @2ndlegend125
    @2ndlegend125 29 днів тому +29

    Something that wasn't in the abridged was that Seras was refusing blood so that she could "retain her humanity." Also, Pip tells Seras to drink his blood, which is actually important. Blood is tied to the soul, so when a vampire drinks blood, they eat your soul. Blood willingly given is more powerful than blood taken. This, as well as being sired by Alucard himself, is why Seras gets a hyper power boost.

  • @NesdatNatsirt
    @NesdatNatsirt 29 днів тому +22

    It should be stated the song Alexander Anderson just like Hamilton is a song about his actual backstory.

  • @crtjurca5665
    @crtjurca5665 29 днів тому +30

    I don't know how many people notice this when watching Hellsing for the first time, but when Anderson advances at Alucard after he stabs himself in the heart, Anderson's bayonettes form a cross and Alucard's guns form an upside down cross,

    • @dwarer3064
      @dwarer3064 28 днів тому +2

      i mean, it was a scene from the trailer when that particular ova came out

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 8 днів тому

      This mirroring has occurred throughout. Alucard often makes an inverted cross, whether with his guns or his arms, and Anderson always poses with his bayonets in a cross.

  • @fcastrotero
    @fcastrotero 29 днів тому +8

    38:40 what i absolutely love about this scene is the fact that exemplifies what it's essentially everyone's plan up to this point: strand the invincible vampire in the middle of the ocean, so they'd have time to attack London. Two armies, counting in the thousands, battling each other and killing everyone on sight.
    Yet, the second Alucard arrived, everyone froze. Thousands upon thousands of highly design monsters, thousands upon thousands of fanatical and well armed soldiers..., and yet, none dared to do anything, till Alucard did his first move: release all restraints on his power.
    At that second, two opposing armies forgot the others completely, and focused on eliminating Alucard, absolutely terrified and full on knowing that, should they let him power up, it wouldn't even be a battle anymore.
    And it wasn't. The second Alucard returned to his old form, it was a one-man-million-soul-army one-sided slaughter
    Against the thousands of Iscariot, agaisnt the thousands of Millenium, the Hellsing's had about a couple dozen men, Seras, and Alucard. Lose the soldiers, put Sera on guard duty, and with just Alucard, they turned the entire battle around in under a few minutes

  • @DarthQuaint
    @DarthQuaint 28 днів тому +7

    31:20 Correct. Seras resists taking blood for most of the series and Pip's blood is the first big dose she ever takes in.

  • @LowbrowDeluxe
    @LowbrowDeluxe 29 днів тому +11

    36:12 the moment you realize why the intro's haven't had music till now. Because it was HIS theme song. Not the show's.

  • @ImmortalCrow1821
    @ImmortalCrow1821 29 днів тому +8

    Fun Fact: if you pay attention after episode 4, the party,party,party song isn't playing anymore.
    It's because Alucard left and so did the party.😱🎉

  • @tonybippitykaye
    @tonybippitykaye 27 днів тому +3

    To kind of explain why Alucard is out of the action for some of the story, the writer, Koto Kirano, realized that he basically created the equivalent of an atomic bomb with Alucard early on: he’s so unstoppably powerful that it was hard to create actual stakes with him in the picture. So in the manga and anime, he basically takes him out of the story by having him ambush Rip and her crew.
    If I’m not mistaken, he can’t travel very far without his coffin and the dirt of his homeland, so he brought it aboard the blackbird when he assaulted the ship, but because he was in the middle of the ocean, communications were down, and “he can’t fly with his vampire powers,” he was basically stranded and had to literally paddle his way back to London.

  • @EwMatias
    @EwMatias 29 днів тому +8

    "Iscariots, do you want to live forever?"
    "We *WILL* live forever, in God's grace."
    Is one of the hardest lines ever.

  • @Neutral_Tired
    @Neutral_Tired 29 днів тому +4

    The reason Alucard was so angry when Alexander impaled his heart with that nail was because Alucard is only willing to die by the hand of a human. Before, Alexander had nanites which gave him rapid healing but those were a human creation and Alexander was still human. When he used that nail, he became a monster. A monster in the service of god but a monster nonetheless and Alucard refuses to die by the hand of a monster. In that moment, a lot of his respect for Alexander was lost

  • @darkmelodies2694
    @darkmelodies2694 29 днів тому +5

    Fun fact blood essentially holds parts/if not the whole soul of a person in the Hellsing universe, so the reason Seras kills Zorin the way she does instead of drinking her blood (as well as the other nazi vampires) is because she does not want any part of them within her. Hence why she also spits out Zorin's fingers.

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 8 днів тому +1

      Blood is the medium of the soul, the symbol of the ever shifting changes of life. While the mind holds that which is information, and the flesh that which is physical, the blood holds the greatest density of one’s spirit. Through the blood, one can draw upon the entirety of the soul. Blood taken hot holds a path to its enormity, and blood given fresh lets the whole of one’s being to follow.
      Disclaimer: this is a synthesis of my own spiritual beliefs and the show’s lore.

  • @DMCMaroney
    @DMCMaroney 29 днів тому +5

    Alexander Anderson is a parody song created by Team Four Star for Hellsing Ultimate Abridged's Episode 8. It was released first in the credits of Episode 8 uploaded on October 14, 2017, followed by a full version released the same day. It was a song dedicated to the character Alexander Anderson.

  • @DXDragon38
    @DXDragon38 29 днів тому +10

    Seras f*cking POPPED OFF in Ep 7!
    Embracing her new life after drinking from Pip showed why she isn't one to be messed with

  • @DARCAR500
    @DARCAR500 29 днів тому +6

    Yall need to see the anime, every episode is 1 hr long and there is alot of lore in there XD

    • @DARCAR500
      @DARCAR500 29 днів тому

      Though you might have to censor a lot of sexual scenes in the anime itself

  • @dj_smooth_killagames
    @dj_smooth_killagames 29 днів тому +10

    Best part is this is 90% how the show went lol

  • @orireth5107
    @orireth5107 29 днів тому +3

    as a little context, Seras up until the point she eats pip in the show, had not drunk any blood from anyone, and was being sustained by Sir Integra forcing her to take some of her blood every so often

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 8 днів тому

      She’s been slaughtering on a few drops of blood here and there.
      Then she got a few pints of willingly given, fresh, hot life-blood. She went from a candle to the entire Amazon ablaze.

  • @yujirohanma7470
    @yujirohanma7470 29 днів тому +3

    35:24 “kill them all, let God sort them out” is actually a real quote from the height of the Crusades

  • @jhonsmih3552
    @jhonsmih3552 27 днів тому +2

    The “Alexander Anderson” song is a “Hamilton” reference because the play became really popular around the time the episode was released

  • @RuzPav
    @RuzPav 29 днів тому +9

    The satan was voiced by Zach Hadel, co-creator of Smiling Friends and the voice of Charlie.

    • @nopressure6986
      @nopressure6986 27 днів тому

      Who would voice Satan again in said show if I remember right

  • @matiaspereyra9392
    @matiaspereyra9392 29 днів тому +4

    I remember in an interview of sorts with seras' voice actor, he said performing all the screaming for this episode scared the shit out of his cat, who rushed to the room looking for him, iirc he had to stop recording to calm the cat down
    Which makes sense, imagine your owner literally starts yelling as if they were being dismembered by a nazi vampire

  • @Rthe47
    @Rthe47 29 днів тому +3

    I am fascinated by the similarity between Lestat and Alucard, specifically the proclivity for changing up their persona every few decades. This eccentricity making them seem really schizophrenic to immortals, but unchanging and in touch with the times to humans.

  • @arcadius3257
    @arcadius3257 29 днів тому +12

    Episode 6 defiitely had my favorite end scene 🤣

  • @itsCaptainEli
    @itsCaptainEli 29 днів тому +2

    So the whole 'Alucard being missing' thing is in the show. The Nazi's used Van winkle to get Hellsing to send Alucard onto the ship witht he intent of stranding him on the ship, since the inability to pass running water is a vampire weakness.

  • @logandavis3595
    @logandavis3595 29 днів тому +10

    Another thing TFS is currently doing is a creator commentary on FourStarBento which I think is really interesting

  • @grantharriman284
    @grantharriman284 26 днів тому +1

    "Alright, YOU need to CHILL" gets me every time. This guy literally just went on a several minute long megalomaniacal super villain speech culminating in declaring himself Pope and launching a literal Crusade, and even HE thinks that was going too far.

  • @AGMGrayLineProductions
    @AGMGrayLineProductions 29 днів тому +4

    36:25 Both in Abridged and the OG, one of the best anime entrances in ANIME HISTORY.

  • @kodytiffany5686
    @kodytiffany5686 28 днів тому +2

    Seras Victoria is one of my fave side characters because she fights so hard against her own blood lust; yet when she decides to rampage then only Allucard is better than her.
    The fact she is her own worse weakness and the show sells that so well is why I like her so much.
    Abridged simply amped it up to 11 the series was already a solid 10.

  • @Summersong2262
    @Summersong2262 17 днів тому +1

    There's a few scenes they cut from the abridged version earlier in the series. Basically, Seras isn't handling the vampire transition well, and she's not fond of feeding. She pretty much only cuts loose when she's in a rage. That scene you saw a glimpse of where she was sucking blood off Sir Integra's finger was a part of that. Basically she was getting weak because she was refusing to drink blood, and Integra didn't want a weak solider, so she intentionally cut her finger with a letter opener and sort of provoked Seras into feeding from her, and basically getting the fuck over her blood problem.
    So this scene here when she's fighting Zorin Blitz is sort of the culmination of that arc, where for the first time she really embraces her powers.
    The abridged series is great, and obv very funny, but they do cut out a bunch of the really cool conversations in favour of them memeing at each other.

  • @Grimbear13
    @Grimbear13 29 днів тому +4

    The whole Hellsing Ultimate is 10 OVAs ranging from an hour to two that covers the entire Hellsing manga.
    TFS made 10 20 odd minute videos to sum it up even farther with their trademark comedy woven in.

  • @captainfordo3978
    @captainfordo3978 20 днів тому +1

    Fun fact. You wanna know why all these bodies at 43:08 are basically SHISHKABOBED on those tall poles? Well, you can thank Alucard's past self for that. His hobbies back in his old life were literally IMPALING PEOPLE TO DEATH, and that's why people called him "Vlad the Impaler".

  • @KyrialArthian
    @KyrialArthian 29 днів тому +1

    When you guys were wondering at the beginning of episode 8 where Alucard actually was in the original anime for the past few episodes: exactly where he is in this. They didn't change anything like that. The Nazis purposely lured Alucard to that boat, knowing that he wouldn't be able to get back in time to stop their invasion. It was a genius move to get their #1 threat out of the way. As you saw in that episode, it couldn't keep him away for the whole thing, but... it kept him away for long enough.
    As for that rap at the end; TFS didn't just make that up from scratch - it's an alteration of a song about one of the American founding fathers, Alexander Hamilton, from the musical Hamilton.

  • @PandaUnfortunate
    @PandaUnfortunate 13 днів тому +1

    30:00 The first British Dairy Queen comment Alucard makes is a callback to episode 2 as well as TFS acknowledging the commenters on that vid who brought up the fact that DQ didn't have any locations in the UK back then (or currently)

  • @syntheticsleep
    @syntheticsleep 28 днів тому +2

    The entire scene of Seras/Pip losing, Seras crying out for help, Alucard's message to her and her transformation/defeat of Zorin is one of the best things I've ever seen in any medium, EVER. And yeah, I've seen the original as well. It's the conviction in the voice acting, both the despair and the triumph that sell it.
    "I SAID SAY MY FUCKING NAME! SAY IT! SAY IT!
    Abridged Seras Victoria is the only waifu, period.

  • @GenAqua
    @GenAqua 29 днів тому +2

    I love Zorrin's voice actor, Whiteash. She did an abridged series herself: Saiyuki Reload abridged.

  • @tonybippitykaye
    @tonybippitykaye 27 днів тому

    That “say my name” scene is my absolute favorite from the entire abridged series. You got Seras feeling like she’s completely nothing and at her lowest, gets a genuine pep talk from someone who takes very few things seriously, then you get her full on snapping and annihilating everyone in her path. That guttural rage as she screams “say my fucking name” as she violently scrapes Zorin’s face through the hallway always gives me goosebumps.

  • @TheLoneReni
    @TheLoneReni 29 днів тому +2

    Its very funny watching all these episodes together and the massive jump in quality and writing from each one as opposed to watching them as they released like, once a year. It felt like such a natural evolution at the time but each one is so different now.

  • @MarkoDash
    @MarkoDash 29 днів тому +1

    18:28 full auto versions of the anti-tank rifle she was using before.
    she's dual wielding a pair of 30mm autocannons.

  • @exorikk
    @exorikk 15 днів тому +1

    I've had "like coke after lent" waiting in the chamber for sever years.

  • @troyecklund6043
    @troyecklund6043 27 днів тому +2

    Man! I'm hoping you guys watch the original version because Alexander Anderson's original speech hits so much harder.(to the point I had a couple tears rolling by the end) Oh and if you don't already know the song was a parody from the play Hamlet.

  • @0DeathTheKid15
    @0DeathTheKid15 29 днів тому +12

    Anderson: "I.."
    *Kills Him*
    Walter: "Said three Hail Marys, ate my vitamins, Fucked off and died, *A-Men* "
    In the words of Alucard: He is sassy as fuck, holly shit I like that!

  • @999maza
    @999maza 29 днів тому +4

    "Some of this footage is from an OVA" made me lol for some reason. The entire show is an OVA.

  • @noahschultz9031
    @noahschultz9031 29 днів тому +44

    You know what’s crazy? I’ve been watching TFS’ version of Hellsing for a really long time and I just have to say I watched the original much later down the road and I’ve gotten so used to the Abridged version, I actually prefer it over the original because it’s so dang good and I love TFS’ Hellsing more. If you ask me it’s the definitive version of the series, but that’s my personal opinion.

    • @Jhas14ducks
      @Jhas14ducks 29 днів тому +10

      The original is really good in terms of story
      But the abridged version just adds the extra comedy while somehow making the characters so much more badass at times

    • @DARK4liberator
      @DARK4liberator 29 днів тому +10

      They made the characters feel more alive and relatable. I watched the two Hellsing shows before finding the abridged version. I still love the abridged more, they did a good job, ty TFS.

    • @cinematicgoodness7325
      @cinematicgoodness7325 29 днів тому

      This is me with DBZ only I never watched the og show lol

    • @nahte123456
      @nahte123456 29 днів тому +2

      I do prefer Ultimate a bit more, but Abridged is VERY close.

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 8 днів тому +1

      I think the original is more consistently awesome, but HU:A has far higher highs. I mean, “A midnight walk” hits *SO MUCH HARDER* than “the bird of Hermes.” The poem alone stands tall and epic, but with the lead up beforehand it becomes bonechilling.

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 29 днів тому +1

    The song at the end is a parody or tribute to "Hamilton" and a proper banger in its own right.

  • @somthingbrutal
    @somthingbrutal 29 днів тому +1

    the "kill them all" line paraphrases something said by Arnaud Amalric before the massacre of Béziers, Amalric, when asked how to distinguish Cathars from Catholics, responded, "Kill them [all], for God knows which are His own."

  • @Kingofcorrect
    @Kingofcorrect 27 днів тому

    The phrase that seals Maxwell's fate is a direct quote from the commander of the First Crusade, Arnaud Almaric. What a horrible man he was!

  • @Razgriz_01
    @Razgriz_01 8 днів тому

    "matter of perspective really"
    If I remember, I think the reason for that joke is because TFS said there would be two episodes of Hellsing Abridged in a single year... except they released 12 months apart from each other (January 2016 and December 2016)

  • @c.jinuzuka8438
    @c.jinuzuka8438 29 днів тому +1

    Seras was so powerful due to being the first vampire Alucard directly sired in a very long time. This is like the first time Seras is really drinking blood, having fought and only consumed the bare minimum previously so as to keep some of her humanity. Seras' lineage is how she was able to go head to head with a vampire over 50 years her senior

  • @Animenut_2001
    @Animenut_2001 29 днів тому +13

    Are you gonna do a reaction to actual hellsing ultimate?

    • @marmyeater
      @marmyeater 29 днів тому

      Given that they think this is Hellsing Abridged, they might wind up watching Hellsing first by accident.

  • @Kingofcorrect
    @Kingofcorrect 27 днів тому

    Look at the credits for this episode. Most of these VAs either went on to have awesome careers, or already had them. Marc Swint went on to design a GAME as well.

  • @dhamon45
    @dhamon45 15 днів тому

    Every time a name is used for one of the mercs, that was the name of voice actor of that particular merc in the original version of Hellsing Abridged.

    • @dhamon45
      @dhamon45 15 днів тому

      Also, the lore around vampires here was that they could sense hostility from attackers, but landmines and claymores are inanimate and therefore the nazis had no warning before they were blown up.

  • @khrisbreezy3628
    @khrisbreezy3628 29 днів тому +3

    Oh good, I thought I'd have to wait a week or so to watch this. Thanks for making my Monday!
    Most phrases from this show that live rent free in my mind are from Alucard and Sera's but most of the heavy hitters get quoted by me weekly

    • @yeshevishman
      @yeshevishman 29 днів тому +1

      Alexander Anderson's every line lives rent free in my head!

    • @khrisbreezy3628
      @khrisbreezy3628 29 днів тому

      @@yeshevishman "call yourself whatever you want you crazy protestant bastard"
      "Well, you know what time it is!"
      "Ones Japanese and get this, the others FUCKING GERMAN!"
      "Bayonets for days!"
      "Aw son of a protestant who*re!"

    • @khrisbreezy3628
      @khrisbreezy3628 29 днів тому +1

      @@yeshevishman "Don't weep for the stupid you'll be crying all day" has slipped my mind though. No more

    • @yeshevishman
      @yeshevishman 29 днів тому +1

      @@khrisbreezy3628 Hahaha! I quote that ALL the time!

  • @weirdo82
    @weirdo82 28 днів тому +1

    Something surprisingly underrated, is Seras Victoria's transformation into a full vampire. They shortened it for the abridged version, but when she awakens, Zorin Blitz notes that her troops were frozen in fear. She made a comment to the effect of watching artificial, nazi vampires staring, all but visually pissing themselves at the sight of Seras about to tear them to shreds. These troops of hers, who worship death and would gladly die with a smile on their face, stood in fear as the "German Bloody Mary" tears them apart like tissue paper.
    Additionally, her fight with Zorin Blitz was drastically shortened. Zorin further tries to manipulate her even after her full awakening, but Pip's soul and memories interfere and fragment Sera's, further protecting her. As Seras is about to execute Zorin, Schrodinger appears amongst the shattered memories(further foreshadowing his powers), telling Zorin she's lost, and is going to be even denied the mercy killing Millennium gives its agents(the self immolation you've seen several times now).

  • @Nephyrrus
    @Nephyrrus 25 днів тому

    The whole conversation between Anderson and Alucard was so damn emotional!

  • @davidpoole7098
    @davidpoole7098 28 днів тому

    That end song is a parody of the Alexander Hamilton musical. Still an awesome song on its own.
    There actually are 2 Hellsing series. This is 99% Hellsing Ultimate, an OVA series based on the manga. The original series was on HBO in 2000 (I think). Only the first 2 chapters of the manga were out, so both will look similar. After that, the series had to make it's own story. Absolutely worth the watch

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 29 днів тому

    Soon as I saw the episode go up, I wondered how many comments were going to be swiftly explaining who the 'eager volunteers' actually were

  • @MordalfusGrea
    @MordalfusGrea 28 днів тому

    31:01 will always send a shiver up my spine, both in the Abridged and Original version

  • @ForemostCrab7
    @ForemostCrab7 29 днів тому +1

    Spoilers below that explains why Alucard was pissed that Anderson was gonna use it on himself.
    vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
    The reason why he was so pissed, is because Anderson is the only human alive that could Possibly kill him, and by using the Nail, Anderson forsakes his humanity, turning himself to just another monster, therefore robbing Alucard of his long sought after death by the hand of a Human.

  • @spartana1116
    @spartana1116 29 днів тому

    4:28 if im remembering things right that equipment she's using is actually based on the GP03 mobile armor add on Dendrobium

  • @Artaimus
    @Artaimus 29 днів тому

    The song "Alexander Anderson" is a direct play on the song "Alexander Hamilton" by Lin-Manuel Miranda. The version they created is amazing and uses a lot of info that was detailed in extra materials beyond the base series set of Hellsing & Hellsing Ultimate.

  • @Earthenfist
    @Earthenfist 10 днів тому

    The Alexander Anderson rap was riffing on the HAMILTON intro rap!

  • @BlueRoseWolfie
    @BlueRoseWolfie 28 днів тому

    The episodes 7 and 8 are possibly my favorite. Seras becoming a full fledge vampire and Alucard returning. 2 lines that were screamed in these episodes were insane and I love them. When Seras is fighting Zorin and grinding her head against the wall she is screaming "Say my name you Nazi bitch! Say it!! Saaaay iiiitttt!!!" The last Say It is so visceral I love it. The Voice actor even recorded herself doing lines and you can see her go crazy saying it in the video. The other big line is when Maxwell sees Alucard change into his original form and screams "DRACULAAAAA!!!" The intensity in that scream was chefs kiss. Still to this day I think Hellsing Ultimate Abridged is the best Team Four Star has made!

  • @daysand123
    @daysand123 26 днів тому

    The Seras pop off is the same for everyone original watcher or abridged. I read the manga ahead of time and the anime still made me pop off in all emotable places.
    Fun fact. In the original the Doctor and the Major let Zorin die by Seras's hands as punishment for disobeying orders rather than making her burn (like Jan not risk crucial intel at the time). This was conveyed via Zorins mind when trying to look into Seras's memories to try and use her illusion magic to get out by none other than Schrodinger's genderwar. Also, RIP to the hardest (in many ways) and hottest french guys ever and hes fictional. Pip was the absolute man of the show. He had maybe months to learn about vampires and develop tactics around them, made an all out defense plan that only failed cause of buff ichigo on a menstrual cycle. Considering how often humans trained for this shit have died prior in the series. The Wild Geese probably would have curb stomped Jans front with dirtier guerilla tactics if they were there since episode two. Cause mercs dont play nice. They play to win and get paid.

  • @DarthQuaint
    @DarthQuaint 28 днів тому

    14:08 Oh, just something they put in the show because they knew there were folks out there like you guys professed to be last video they could poke fun at. 😆

  • @Grimbear13
    @Grimbear13 29 днів тому +1

    I habitually watch Alucard's return scene from TFS its so bloody good! Also something i didnt realize till watching the latest commentary they did for this each character has their own artist kinda tied to them. Seras has Rob Zombie and Alucard gets Andrew W K lol.

  • @bronyxillcon7632
    @bronyxillcon7632 26 днів тому

    At the start of episode 7, this canon is the guy seeing his dead daughter.

  • @AGMGrayLineProductions
    @AGMGrayLineProductions 29 днів тому

    To the question regarding the 10 episodes list. Hellsing ULTIMATE is a series of OVAs, so they were long special episodes when they were released, so they essentially worked one episode at a time.

  • @Govakhelsborne
    @Govakhelsborne 29 днів тому +2

    thanks for not making us wait as long for these episodes!

  • @jaredthomassen3635
    @jaredthomassen3635 29 днів тому

    The ending bit was a Parody of the "Hamilton" musical Biography / Play which is about Alexander Hamilton and his life They did a really good job on the full version so you should check it out.

  • @stevencruzgil8288
    @stevencruzgil8288 29 днів тому +3

    Y'all's reactions are so much fun to watch 😂

  • @stardmg
    @stardmg 29 днів тому

    "Did he kill her family?" Dude, he's French, just said he grew up in France and Seras just said she grew up in Leeds.

  • @bradleybarnett1469
    @bradleybarnett1469 29 днів тому

    To explain, the reason Alucard gets so pissed is because Alicard is convinced he can only be killed by a human. Another monster CANNOT kill him. He views Humanity as superior to himself. In the original (and this one) he HONESTLY believed that Anderson, like Van Hellsing, could defeat and kill him. When Anderson stabs himself with the nail, he becomes what is called "God's Monster". He is the equivalent of one of the Plagues of a punishment of God. But in doing so, he threw away his humanity. NOW... I personally believe that Anderson, (who IS the person who came close to killing Alucard), had to do this. Alucard used a Gun that nullified his healing nanobots in his bloodstream (this is the canon explanation, yes lol), and hes left a hand and his left arm. He wasnt going to be able to fight Alucard and win while so heavily injured

  • @Dreveryn
    @Dreveryn 29 днів тому

    The ending song is an Alexander Anderson parody of Alexander Hamilton from the broadway play Hamilton.

  • @ILikeCHEEZ9
    @ILikeCHEEZ9 29 днів тому

    Man the goodbye between Alucard and anderson in the anime is one of my favorite anime moments ...imma go watch that then rewatch the last reaction on the website

  • @JetZV
    @JetZV 29 днів тому

    That credits song is a parody of the first song in Hamilton, for anyone that missed that train. This episode came out right at the peak of the musical's fame, right before people started dunking on Lin Manuel.

  • @Neutral_Tired
    @Neutral_Tired 29 днів тому

    54:03 it's all from OVAs. Hellsing Ultimate was a series of 10 OVAs. The original Hellsing series was a more traditional anime but looked very different and had a very different ending because it outpaced the source material

  • @jefferyoneill1
    @jefferyoneill1 29 днів тому

    Don't know if anyone else has brought this up, but several of the mercenaries in the abridged version are named after members of Critical Role

  • @TheSilentRaver
    @TheSilentRaver 29 днів тому

    A really cool attention to detail is ever since Alucard has been gone the intro to every episode has been very quiet.