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  • @GoshDammitDoor
    @GoshDammitDoor 4 роки тому +2132

    “i wAnT yOu iNsIdE oF mE?”
    Julien: ....make it stop

    • @meliss9536
      @meliss9536 4 роки тому +16

      That part killed me!!

    • @esthermigo3009
      @esthermigo3009 4 роки тому +23

      him just slowly losing it

    • @jenniferunfiltered
      @jenniferunfiltered 4 роки тому +20

      Abigail Jones I was crying laughing, afraid I was gonna wake the entire house 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @taylorjade6918
      @taylorjade6918 4 роки тому +2

      I cry-laughed too 😂

    • @Alpha14850
      @Alpha14850 4 роки тому +1

      I have tears in my eyes reading comments

  • @RonnieStewartJr
    @RonnieStewartJr 4 роки тому +2719

    Jenna, a Virgo: if I whisper it quietly I can hear it better
    Julien, an Aries: the louder and faster I say it the quicker I’ll get it right

    • @pauldee1577
      @pauldee1577 4 роки тому +17

      Not saying this is how it always works, but the Aries strategy definitely works here. The game is basically Mad Gab

    • @RonnieStewartJr
      @RonnieStewartJr 4 роки тому +3

      YES, it is Mad Gab! And they both definitely work, but the whispering technique definitely has an advantage when you’re using headphones like they are.

    • @pauldee1577
      @pauldee1577 4 роки тому +2

      @@RonnieStewartJr Watched the rest of the video and I'm really starting to like the whisper strategy. It makes sense! I learned something.

    • @Pironesia
      @Pironesia 4 роки тому +1

      Can confirm as an Aries that method 2 works

    • @missbeaussie
      @missbeaussie 4 роки тому

      32:43 says otherwise

  • @grigiogirl3566
    @grigiogirl3566 4 роки тому +4059

    Jenna saying “I want you inside of me” over and over and still not getting it is her equivalent to julien repeatedly not being able to tell the difference between Julia Roberts, Anne Hathaway, and Sandra Bullock.

    • @kiera2867
      @kiera2867 4 роки тому +81

      This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

    • @Gerokero
      @Gerokero 4 роки тому +11

      u killed me

    • @abigail8277
      @abigail8277 4 роки тому +31

      especially when you look at julien bc he knows the whole time and he’s just itching to tell her what it is lol

    • @lgtrademark
      @lgtrademark 4 роки тому +12

      if that part of the video didn't already send me at 2am、then this comment did

    • @desireer6915
      @desireer6915 3 роки тому +2

      Hahahaha 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 i love this comment lmao

  • @ash-bob3398
    @ash-bob3398 4 роки тому +1709

    Like, I know Cermet is weird shaped, but I feel like I never really appreciated how strange he was until this moment.

    • @Usikkert111
      @Usikkert111 4 роки тому +117

      It’s like his body doesn’t allow him to sit normally. It’s in the way of itself

    • @MustangKDM
      @MustangKDM 4 роки тому +39

      @@Usikkert111 Kermit is so annoying that he annoys himself lmao. Poor guy.

    • @madisonm8557
      @madisonm8557 4 роки тому +67

      When he laid away from the camera and hid his head, he looked like a raw chicken

    • @grosebud4721
      @grosebud4721 4 роки тому +18

      Ash- Bob he looks like a gray turkey

    • @Saturn_Rising
      @Saturn_Rising 4 роки тому +9

      imagine never being able to sit right. that's horrible

  • @huntercrosby8882
    @huntercrosby8882 4 роки тому +3476

    “When two people are dating except the don’t want to label it”
    “French Witchpenovitz”

    • @RobHiness
      @RobHiness 4 роки тому +86

      I'm gonna pass out

    • @marjolainemartin1915
      @marjolainemartin1915 4 роки тому +24

      I'm dying

    • @NoelHerreraGarcia
      @NoelHerreraGarcia 4 роки тому +24

      I’m literally in my car cry-laughing rn

    • @JAYTBAYB
      @JAYTBAYB 4 роки тому +12

      dude calm down they're just friends they're JUST FRIENDS

    • @Annickx
      @Annickx 4 роки тому +3

      I was at that part of the video and saw this comment at the same time and just started cry laughing

  • @hellokokoro4833
    @hellokokoro4833 4 роки тому +1736

    It sounds like Simlish when Jenna reads it with such conviction; I totally lost it.

  • @swolerabbit
    @swolerabbit 4 роки тому +3136

    Jenna nodding her head saying the same nonsense over and over again is big Sim energy 😂

    • @MustangKDM
      @MustangKDM 4 роки тому +46

      We've cracked the code to the sim language lmao

    • @MarkRod268
      @MarkRod268 4 роки тому +37

      This whole podcast is Big Sim Energy

    • @posaule
      @posaule 4 роки тому +2

      Allie Cross am sure they are sims😂

    • @jordyn87
      @jordyn87 4 роки тому +1

      Yes!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @posaule
      @posaule 4 роки тому +1

      jordy am like 200 proc sure😂 who does not love sims;D
      i had this suspicion long time ago;D even more when Julien jumped on table😂

  • @s.8137
    @s.8137 4 роки тому +1060

    "Sit on my face"
    "We're just friends"
    So, they're French Witchpenovitz?

  • @roswellrobin
    @roswellrobin 4 роки тому +2002

    When he whispered “micropenis” so clearly I immediately burst into cry laughter. Needed that today.

    • @MsSportychic11
      @MsSportychic11 4 роки тому +15

      robinocity now imagine being at work in your cube

    • @HeidiSue60
      @HeidiSue60 4 роки тому +8

      or in an elevator with a stranger Hahaha cuz that happened just now

    • @stkelsiej
      @stkelsiej 4 роки тому +2

      I'm still crying. 😂🤣

    • @roswellrobin
      @roswellrobin 4 роки тому +2

      Me I was!

    • @brittanymartinez8276
      @brittanymartinez8276 4 роки тому +28

      49:24 (Saving for later)

  • @Kiterpuss
    @Kiterpuss 4 роки тому +1706

    Jenna: "MIsSionARy BosSitiOn"
    Also Jenna: Gimme a hint, idk

    • @Peachessxo
      @Peachessxo 4 роки тому +87

      Kiterpuss repeats “I want you inside off me” 4 times before screaming it right 🤣

    • @Kiterpuss
      @Kiterpuss 4 роки тому +81

      The difficulty she is having with every kinky card displays a distinct level of wholesome

    • @TheBinarySon
      @TheBinarySon 4 роки тому +17

      I really don't think they have sex. Jenna seems like she's not into sex.

    • @darlyndinora1202
      @darlyndinora1202 4 роки тому +26

      @@TheBinarySon WEIRDO

    • @ci115
      @ci115 4 роки тому +27

      TheBinarySon I get that vibe too lmao but maybe they’re just super private about that world ya know?

  • @eliruane3863
    @eliruane3863 4 роки тому +1551

    Julien: What color does a man have?
    Jenna: I dont know WHAT COLOR DOES HE LIKE

    • @meliss9536
      @meliss9536 4 роки тому +3

      Hahahahaha!!! 😂😂😂

    • @Sammowrimo
      @Sammowrimo 4 роки тому +14

      Hon So nature’s clothing up top 😂

  • @Sky-zr2tg
    @Sky-zr2tg 4 роки тому +2956

    Julien whispering "ᵐⁱᶜʳᵒᵖᵉⁿⁱˢ" is the funniest thing in the world

    • @Sky-zr2tg
      @Sky-zr2tg 4 роки тому +4

      @@FaulkieB i use the Codec app :)

    • @mort8369
      @mort8369 4 роки тому +1

      Skyla Beam do you have to pay for it?

    • @Sky-zr2tg
      @Sky-zr2tg 4 роки тому +1

      @@mort8369 nope

    • @mort8369
      @mort8369 4 роки тому +1

      Skyla Beam k thanks :)

    • @enochku6366
      @enochku6366 4 роки тому +73

      49:20

  • @marysummer08
    @marysummer08 4 роки тому +1955

    Ok I'm a Speech Pathologist - here's my two cents! so I believe the whispering works because it removes the "voicing" behind the words ( the use of your voice box-- i.e. you can't feel your throat vibrate) and a voiceless word has less inflection, making the meaning easier to infer. You can't repeat the same errors in emphasis if you're whispering. When Jenna repeats the same wrong inflection she gets confused. Removing that puts all the sounds on the same playing field.
    I found this very interesting. Thanks guys!

    • @CourtClipsUSA
      @CourtClipsUSA 4 роки тому +10

      marysummer08 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @gaysara
      @gaysara 4 роки тому +27

      Dope insight! Thanks!!!

    • @savannah8536
      @savannah8536 4 роки тому +33

      That makes a lot of sense, thanks for sharing that!

    • @jonna0012
      @jonna0012 4 роки тому +46

      When you're whispering you're pronouncing less (if that makes sense?), making the words "blurrier", so your brain fills in the gaps for you. Almost like when we see faces where there aren't any.

    • @heidibblum
      @heidibblum 4 роки тому +8

      I've always played by just saying it very monotone, but whispering makes a lot of sense!

  • @jill5262
    @jill5262 4 роки тому +542

    "what color does an old man have??"
    "I dont KNOW what color does he LIKE??"
    "IS NOT UP TO HIM"

  • @emmylou887
    @emmylou887 4 роки тому +1515

    i feel like julien is good at this because this is the exact way his brain just works,
    incoherently

    • @alyssatorres5897
      @alyssatorres5897 4 роки тому +4

      emma Lmfao! 😂 so true! His Aries brain is already jumbled! 😂

    • @Jackieb741
      @Jackieb741 4 роки тому +10

      It's like him cooking, it starts out as a fucking mess with parts all over the place, but ends up fitting together

    • @WildflowerBabies
      @WildflowerBabies 2 роки тому

      Yeah, as an Aries can confirm

  • @ArthurGrey.
    @ArthurGrey. 4 роки тому +7818

    Jenna yelling "I WANT YOU INSIDE OF ME" to Julien must have been so awkward for Julien... It's gotta be rough when your best friend wants something more 😬

    • @noodlezz7545
      @noodlezz7545 4 роки тому +736

      When the friendzone hits 💀💀

    • @Louisemillington
      @Louisemillington 4 роки тому +354

      It’s actually a common misconception that they’re dating jeez

    • @ariannagarcia6708
      @ariannagarcia6708 4 роки тому +126

      Noodlezz i read that in julien’s voice 😂

    • @emmastutzman4381
      @emmastutzman4381 4 роки тому +8

      Louise Millington they are dating

    • @ArthurGrey.
      @ArthurGrey. 4 роки тому +263

      @@emmastutzman4381 No they aren't? They even say in almost every video of hers that they're just friends, and in a lot of Julien's videos and the podcast. Jenna clearly wants more though 👀

  • @Victoriasm31
    @Victoriasm31 4 роки тому +979

    When Jenna gets really into it, she sounds like an angry Dutch person.

    • @joakuz
      @joakuz 4 роки тому +3

      Ray Ark 😂

    • @MagikarpPoop
      @MagikarpPoop 4 роки тому +41

      as an angry dutch person, i can confirm

    • @YHIEEDC
      @YHIEEDC 4 роки тому +15

      @@MagikarpPoop as a second angry dutch I concur

    • @YHIEEDC
      @YHIEEDC 4 роки тому +15

      I swear some of these words actually are dutch when jenna says them lmaooo

  • @smolboychief
    @smolboychief 4 роки тому +2240

    The pain I feel watching Jenna struggle with this is equivalent to when Julien adds more flour to an already cracking dough

    • @Pironesia
      @Pironesia 4 роки тому +56

      THIS.
      THIS DESCRIBES IT PERFECTLY.

    • @emmabrigham4211
      @emmabrigham4211 4 роки тому +18

      this is so accurate wth

    • @missundies
      @missundies 4 роки тому +14

      When someone you really care about struggles and you can't do nothing but just watch 😓

    • @jamiewilson2550
      @jamiewilson2550 4 роки тому +1

      lol i would be the same way as jenna, im hooooorrriiibblle at this game -- but id kick alll ya asses in pictionary! ;o)

    • @TheSamkrox
      @TheSamkrox 4 роки тому

      Which video was that?

  • @eashopever2
    @eashopever2 4 роки тому +297

    29:04-31:15 I CANT BREATHE. 😂😭
    “SELL FOR FUCKS!”
    “Sulfur color?!”
    “What color is their top?!”
    “Up there.” “UP WHERE?!”

    • @Ericksinrs
      @Ericksinrs 4 роки тому +1

      EmilyVArgueta I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lisaluna3892
      @lisaluna3892 4 роки тому +8

      i could not stop laughing “I DONT KNOW WHAT COLOR DOES HE LIKE?” LMAOOOO

    • @kaitlini.7972
      @kaitlini.7972 4 роки тому +1

      Best part of the video omg

  • @itslucymichele5085
    @itslucymichele5085 4 роки тому +340

    The silver fox round had me legit crying. "When you're old what color's your vibe? Like nature's color up top."

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 4 роки тому +4

      I was dying of dehydration because I ran out of tears 🤣

    • @karimecolettadominguez
      @karimecolettadominguez 4 роки тому +3

      The Noobest Girl are you okay fam?

    • @taylorjade6918
      @taylorjade6918 4 роки тому +1

      That was the weirdest one ever 😂😂😂😂

    • @BrownEyedPrincess1
      @BrownEyedPrincess1 4 роки тому +1

      Nature's color took me all the way out

    • @sweetness9356
      @sweetness9356 4 роки тому +2

      This exactly. I had to put it on pause cos I couldn't see or hear it over myself. XD

  • @EmmyGreatAndPowerful
    @EmmyGreatAndPowerful 4 роки тому +2391

    whispering is the sound equivelent of squinting

    • @alfie4503
      @alfie4503 4 роки тому +37

      This deserves way more likes omg

    • @dodgegr
      @dodgegr 4 роки тому +4

      😳

    • @aayuktaraut8424
      @aayuktaraut8424 4 роки тому +12

      THIS IS 1000 IQ AND I LOVE IT

    • @polina-rs4lr
      @polina-rs4lr 4 роки тому +1

      YES

    • @mial804
      @mial804 3 роки тому

      This is the most accurate description ever

  • @allisonselman9175
    @allisonselman9175 4 роки тому +516

    How quick Julien got “pansexual” and how quick Jenna was to ask why a sexuality is kinky made my little pan heart swell up. I am so so proud to be supporters of yours because you are so genuinely supportive and strive to be as educated as possible

    • @someoneontheinternet9583
      @someoneontheinternet9583 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @IndianaJonas96
      @IndianaJonas96 4 роки тому +15

      They set such a good example of general respect towards all people TT

    • @skedaddlebaker
      @skedaddlebaker 4 роки тому +5

      Most of the cards weren't kinky either.. The first one was missionary position.

    • @tianarenee32
      @tianarenee32 4 роки тому +3

      see i never thought about that being offensive to pansexuals 😭 i get how the game considered it “kinky,” but i see the issue in it now, im just a straight cisgender woman & i try my best to understand others around me so i dont offend. thats why i like watching them bc they bring clarity to a variety of things without even having a “sit down” to discuss it. they never scream their opinions or force it down people’s throats, they’re just open & are the most sweet & unproblematic people. bc some people tend to educate in an aggressive way, telling you you’re wrong or rude if you think ____ but jenna & julien indirectly teach people a lot & bring awareness to things. 😭💖

    • @tianarenee32
      @tianarenee32 4 роки тому +6

      Dee Baker i agree, a better title would’ve been “remotely sexual” 😂

  • @tianarenee32
    @tianarenee32 4 роки тому +916

    30:21
    juul in salami: “what color does an old man have?”
    jean maple: “I DUNNO WAT COLUR DUHZEE LIKE?!?”

    • @k.s4612
      @k.s4612 4 роки тому +23

      Tiana Seastrunk i like the names

    • @tianarenee32
      @tianarenee32 4 роки тому +14

      Kira S im glad i could deliver 🙏🏽 heryougou

    • @spot16104
      @spot16104 4 роки тому +25

      Tiana Seastrunk IT’S NOT UP TO HIM

    • @MabelJeanN
      @MabelJeanN 4 роки тому +18

      Julen: “It’s natures clothing” Jenna: “WhAT?!” 😂😂😂

    • @alanajones5166
      @alanajones5166 4 роки тому +25

      HE REALLY SAID WHAT COLOR IS THEIR VIBE! I fucking cant 😭😭

  • @kaybly529
    @kaybly529 4 роки тому +854

    When Julian says an old attractive man and Jenna quickly says DILF n he just stops and looks at the camera 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kamj3036
      @kamj3036 4 роки тому +4

      Time stamp?

    • @gefen314
      @gefen314 4 роки тому +13

      jim from the office style

    • @wiwi7_
      @wiwi7_ 4 роки тому +5

      @@kamj3036 29:53

  • @AnimalCollective3
    @AnimalCollective3 4 роки тому +397

    This podcast has such best-friends at a sleepover energy

    • @elisabethm6297
      @elisabethm6297 4 роки тому +22

      at 4am eating tostitos and drinking cokes while high school musical plays in the background

    • @Kay-rl9zw
      @Kay-rl9zw 4 роки тому +5

      Lmao I didnt see that until now and its so funny

    • @orlyestrin8871
      @orlyestrin8871 4 роки тому +12

      Funny you should say that, because that’s exactly what this is. Just two best friends (JUST friends) having a sleepover in their co owned home that they signed a totally platonic deed on together

    • @BirdieBirdieBirdie566
      @BirdieBirdieBirdie566 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah guys they’re JUST friends

    • @maxgoingnnowhere7613
      @maxgoingnnowhere7613 4 роки тому +1

      with their MEUndies onesies :))

  • @Juju081297
    @Juju081297 4 роки тому +531

    julien: sit on my face
    Jenna: we’re just friends!

  • @cyrusphoenix0289
    @cyrusphoenix0289 4 роки тому +329

    "boping da the cherry" "stop yelling at me"

  • @thekevkri
    @thekevkri 4 роки тому +550

    30:20 Julian: "what color does an old man have?"
    Jenna: "I don't know what color does he like???!! I DONT UNDERSTAND WHATS HAPPENING"😂😂😂😂

    • @cbelyse
      @cbelyse 4 роки тому

      k m I laughed so hard at that

    • @Angelface11
      @Angelface11 4 роки тому

      Funniest thing ever

    • @billyclinton1885
      @billyclinton1885 4 роки тому +3

      You know, up there

    • @bellamarielopez
      @bellamarielopez 4 роки тому +1

      I’ve never laughed so hard

    • @npez4
      @npez4 4 роки тому +2

      Omg I dunno why but this made me laugh even harder

  • @immabigkidnow1
    @immabigkidnow1 4 роки тому +382

    When jenna whispered “we’re just friends” after julien told her to sit on his face I was dyingggg

  • @alexwansss
    @alexwansss 4 роки тому +362

    I thought "Missionary Position" is "My hairy ball's itchin' " and the thought of that makes me gag hahahahhaa

    • @alexistourville3819
      @alexistourville3819 4 роки тому +6

      I thought it was missionary balls itching!

    • @megs9471
      @megs9471 3 роки тому

      oh my god me too!!! 😂😂😂 i was dying

  • @ananchorpoint4489
    @ananchorpoint4489 4 роки тому +309

    This was NOT the episode to watch on my lunch break at my new office job. It’s dead quiet in here and Jenna is just screaming “I want you inside hoff may!” and I just start cackling, forgetting where I am. I look up, red-faced from laughing so hard, and everyone in my row is staring at me. 😂

    • @laurenclark1904
      @laurenclark1904 4 роки тому +4

      Ashley AnAnchorPoint headphones my dude

    • @ananchorpoint4489
      @ananchorpoint4489 4 роки тому +21

      Lauren Jessie I was wearing headphones, but headphones don’t stifle my maniacal laughter. 😅

    • @PLuna-gf6sh
      @PLuna-gf6sh 4 роки тому +2

      Ashley AnAnchorPoint lmao omg I watch them while working too 😂 it’s cool having you own cubicle, no one sees what you do lol

  • @alliedarky
    @alliedarky 4 роки тому +304

    I was crying laughing at “I want you inside me” because she just kept saying it basically perfectly but wasn’t getting it

  • @oliveraddison6143
    @oliveraddison6143 4 роки тому +396

    “why is that kinky? why is a sexuality kinky” I LOVE YOU JENNA

  • @kahhhrahhh2478
    @kahhhrahhh2478 4 роки тому +835

    I had a hard time listening to the directions of the game because when Kermit curls up like that with his face towards the green screen it looks like you have a old cooked turkey sitting on the desk between you.

    • @TheBeatlesToday
      @TheBeatlesToday 4 роки тому +28

      When I first read this comment, I was like “nah, sounds like an exaggeration.” But once I actually got to that part of the video, I almost fell out of my chair laughing. 10/10 best comment of the day.

    • @rikristina
      @rikristina 4 роки тому +3

      Kara B i’m crying

    • @katherinemruskovich525
      @katherinemruskovich525 4 роки тому +1

      Kara B OMG

    • @ci115
      @ci115 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @savannah8536
      @savannah8536 4 роки тому

      Did not see that the first time around but now I can't unsee it 😭😂😂

  • @iwillsmiteyall
    @iwillsmiteyall 4 роки тому +470

    Jenna: I WANT YOU INSIDE OF ME!
    Julien: we just got demonetized
    Boi you been demonetized as soon as you moved exclusively to kinky

  • @elizabethitule9190
    @elizabethitule9190 4 роки тому +707

    Julien whispering “call me daddy” and then immediately telling Jenna not to as she started calling him various fatherly terms 😂

    • @ams7510
      @ams7510 4 роки тому +35

      Elizabeth Itule nunchuck master daddy be like😮

    • @Auggs45
      @Auggs45 4 роки тому +1

      I READ THIS RIGHT AS HE WAS READING IT

    • @SasukeUchihaOfTheSound
      @SasukeUchihaOfTheSound 4 роки тому +14

      What's the time stamp?
      Edit: Okay i got it it's about 53:00 or sth

    • @savannahwilliams1538
      @savannahwilliams1538 4 роки тому

      sara blockree I DO THAT ALK THE TIME!!

  • @appulsprite
    @appulsprite 4 роки тому +320

    sometimes they hold the card so perfectly in line with thw camera that it disappears. and then it looks like they're just dissing each others fistbumps 29:10

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 4 роки тому +5

      Lol underrated comment

    • @samc2
      @samc2 4 роки тому +14

      It's not that it's perfectly in line, it's because the green colour from the green screen reflects on the shiny card so it blends in with the background

    • @palymartinez5663
      @palymartinez5663 4 роки тому +3

      appulsprite I’m crying

    • @Zadinka8
      @Zadinka8 4 роки тому +3

      I'm dying laughing because of this comment! hahahahaahahah

    • @MissAlanieous
      @MissAlanieous 4 роки тому +2

      appulsprite omfg yessss

  • @mothma_am
    @mothma_am 4 роки тому +259

    this gives me energy of a middle school girl's sleepover where everyone's talking about what they overheard some teenagers saying but they need to whisper so her mom doesnt hear them

  • @joseegiroux655
    @joseegiroux655 4 роки тому +584

    Jenna is so close to getting the phrase every time to the point where she's basically saying it yet can never figure it out and it's literally the funniest shit ever

  • @PossiblyAlena
    @PossiblyAlena 4 роки тому +749

    Jenna and Julien: we’re just friends.
    Julien draws next card and mutters “speaking of which”
    The next card: friends with benefits.

    • @genzdaddi
      @genzdaddi 4 роки тому +30

      19:41 is the time stamp for anyone wondering!
      Also good pick up! Julien is a sly dog.

    • @jmfoster
      @jmfoster 4 роки тому +4

      😏

  • @Estelahojas8920
    @Estelahojas8920 4 роки тому +212

    “When the Booty jewelry hits” 😭😭😭😭😭 I was dying

    • @meliss9536
      @meliss9536 4 роки тому

      Same 🤣🙌🏽🙌🏽

  • @savhannah9889
    @savhannah9889 4 роки тому +459

    "iS tHaT yOuR fOoT? WoW! CaNnoT wAiT tO LiCk."
    -cermet

  • @catandnova
    @catandnova 4 роки тому +405

    Kermit looks so uncomfortable on Marbles's bed. He'd look a lot more comfortable if he was also wearing a onesie from MeUndies

    • @colettelee-k2466
      @colettelee-k2466 4 роки тому +32

      Did you just do Julien's segwey for him? Amazing

    • @jmjung9
      @jmjung9 4 роки тому +1

      Colette Lee-K segue

  • @VyrewoIf
    @VyrewoIf 4 роки тому +1695

    Ok but Jenna and Julien defending the fact that pansexual is a sexuality and not a kink is so sweet

    • @Maddie-wj7xg
      @Maddie-wj7xg 4 роки тому +54

      WolfSword87 yeah as a pan girl myself i really appreciated that

    • @andreavillegas170
      @andreavillegas170 4 роки тому +18

      WolfSword87 I completely respect you guys but I’m genuinely curious as to what pansexual really is can someone be kind enough to explain?

    • @VyrewoIf
      @VyrewoIf 4 роки тому +54

      Andrea Villegas I’m not pansexual so anyone feel free to correct me, but I believe it’s feeling attraction to someone regardless of their gender. So when you’re attracted to someone their gender identity doesn’t play a role in whether you like them or not.

    • @Maddie-wj7xg
      @Maddie-wj7xg 4 роки тому +25

      Andrea Villegas oh yeah for sure! it’s just when someone finds a person attractive regardless of gender. it’s different from bisexuality as it includes trans, non binary, ect. and not just cis male and female. hope this helped :)

    • @andreavillegas170
      @andreavillegas170 4 роки тому +4

      Maddie okay thank you! That’s what I thought but I wasn’t sure

  • @Mmc.879
    @Mmc.879 4 роки тому +588

    "Butt Plug. I'm good at that one. Not, like, in real life. _ohmygod."_

  • @shawnlansing4746
    @shawnlansing4746 4 роки тому +510

    Jenna: “Butt plug. I’m good at that one”

  • @maryroseleivas8236
    @maryroseleivas8236 4 роки тому +578

    Nasty Boi: don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious

    • @Peachessxo
      @Peachessxo 4 роки тому +1

      Maryrose Leivas lmaoooo love that

    • @ebetg4191
      @ebetg4191 4 роки тому +1

      spot on lmao

    • @maryroseleivas8236
      @maryroseleivas8236 4 роки тому +3

      I know I’m not the only tiktok obsessed beech

  • @shannon2182
    @shannon2182 4 роки тому +310

    I'M CRYING AT JULIEN SUFFERING THROUGH "I WANT YOU INSIDE OF ME" 😭😂😂😭😭😂😭😂😭😂

  • @static2735
    @static2735 4 роки тому +172

    current mood: kermit being gently rotated on the table like a chicken in the microwave

    • @1800-toolhouse
      @1800-toolhouse 4 роки тому +4

      This comment made me sharply exhale from my nose.

    • @pauldee1577
      @pauldee1577 4 роки тому +7

      do not microwave your cermet
      will not graow

    • @katelyntaylor02
      @katelyntaylor02 4 роки тому +6

      Rotisserie cermet

  • @luhole
    @luhole 4 роки тому +189

    The *whole* silver fox section had me crying with laughter.

    • @MsSportychic11
      @MsSportychic11 4 роки тому +1

      luhole saaaaame I love me a silver fox too

  • @kindlykallee9100
    @kindlykallee9100 4 роки тому +205

    As a first grade teacher who reads phonetically spelled writing quite literally every day, I feel like I would have an unfair advantage at this.

  • @vickimacable
    @vickimacable 4 роки тому +454

    The look that Julien gave the camera after Jenna said “a DILF?” made me cackle 😂

  • @SuperTerrortoast
    @SuperTerrortoast 4 роки тому +263

    Jenna: "BOP INK DUTCH HARRY!!"
    Julien: "Stop yelling at me please!" ^^

  • @andrearupe8094
    @andrearupe8094 4 роки тому +174

    49:25 probably the best thing Ive ever seen the comedic timing was amAZING

  • @random-miranda9205
    @random-miranda9205 4 роки тому +697

    Julien: flavored condom. 😐 didn’t know I’d be saying that today
    Also Julien: WhEn ThE bOoTy JeWeLrY hItS!!!

  • @stephaniereiser3387
    @stephaniereiser3387 4 роки тому +409

    I’m so fristerated but also watching Jenna scream “popping the cherry!” In a Rasta accent is making me cry

  • @cass9609
    @cass9609 4 роки тому +290

    in case y’all couldn’t find it the “ki wan chew en site off may “ is at 21:34 your welcome

  • @marlasue83
    @marlasue83 4 роки тому +354

    JULEN: "HI LIE KIT A RUFF."
    JENNA: NODDING EXCITEDLY.
    JULEN:"I LIKE IT ROUGH!!"
    JENNA: "YEEAAAAHHH"

    • @Kat-qr7hv
      @Kat-qr7hv 4 роки тому +12

      Marla sue They 10,0000% got freaky after this lmao

    • @marlasue83
      @marlasue83 4 роки тому +3

      @@Kat-qr7hv I dont at all doubt that haa

    • @nachobabe1344
      @nachobabe1344 4 роки тому +32

      @@Kat-qr7hv Y'all are nasty and ya need jesus!

    • @Kat-qr7hv
      @Kat-qr7hv 4 роки тому +6

      Nacho Babe it’s not our fault we can read the sexual chemistry between two consenting adults!!

    • @stevenhernandez5830
      @stevenhernandez5830 4 роки тому +31

      @@Kat-qr7hv they're just really good friends

  • @aposapiens
    @aposapiens 4 роки тому +153

    You could tell Julien was genuinely trying to say “Good boy” to Kermit but it came out sarcastic because he’s not used to complimenting that dog 😂

  • @Supersketch88
    @Supersketch88 4 роки тому +220

    8:01 Julien is holding the card so straight that it looks like he isn't holding anything

    • @Maddylovesyou1345
      @Maddylovesyou1345 4 роки тому +5

      i was looking for this comment, thank you

    • @Maddylovesyou1345
      @Maddylovesyou1345 4 роки тому +16

      also jenna at 15:57 was a good one too

    • @penguins8426
      @penguins8426 4 роки тому +2

      Leyla_K I’m screaming so hard I didnt think Id see a comment likw this it made my night

    • @caitlynphilbrick8073
      @caitlynphilbrick8073 3 роки тому +1

      This tripped me out a lil bit

  • @Ashley-vg8fv
    @Ashley-vg8fv 4 роки тому +311

    The one dislike is Marbles, mad that he's not up there

  • @DreamsInWild
    @DreamsInWild 4 роки тому +189

    "Why is that kinky? Why is a sexuality kinky?" THANK YOU JENNA!!! I super appreciate you saying that ❤️

  • @TheSeanAndJamesShow
    @TheSeanAndJamesShow 4 роки тому +424

    This game is basically what having dyslexia is like

    • @Maddylovesyou1345
      @Maddylovesyou1345 4 роки тому +4

      Sean so do you think my dyslexic husband would be good at this game 🤔

    • @LucyDawg
      @LucyDawg 4 роки тому +4

      I have dyslexia and I’m still confused

    • @missbeaussie
      @missbeaussie 4 роки тому +2

      Fuck. That was too real

    • @baileynishay
      @baileynishay 2 роки тому +1

      I have dyslexia and I was amazing at this 😂😂

  • @MR-nt1bd
    @MR-nt1bd 4 роки тому +577

    Why did I think “friends with benefits” was “forensic evidence” lmaoo😭

  • @loganstark7734
    @loganstark7734 4 роки тому +289

    julien: *never tries to look or cheat on purpose*
    jenna, every time: DONT LOOK. STOP CHEATING.

  • @averywishnefsky4682
    @averywishnefsky4682 4 роки тому +140

    Jenna “What’s a old hot dude?”
    Jenna “a DILF?”
    😂💀😂💀😂💀

  • @JaceeBella
    @JaceeBella 4 роки тому +320

    Julian: "When the booty jewelry hits..."
    😂😂😂😂

  • @podxol
    @podxol 4 роки тому +153

    I need to hear an entire podcast with them trading insults and gossiping about kermit in their cermet voices.

    • @Joooooeeeeee3
      @Joooooeeeeee3 4 роки тому +5

      Nicole Saslow BLOW THIS UP PEOPLE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WOTH YOUR LIVES. We must hear moure about an nasti cermeit

  • @Mmc.879
    @Mmc.879 4 роки тому +218

    Jenna: *_"Come for it."_*
    Julien: "Stop saying,, _ss-- stop saying that,," >//

  • @SummerAngelKinz
    @SummerAngelKinz 4 роки тому +466

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Jenna: MiSsiOnArY BoSsiTiOn!!

    • @Kat-qr7hv
      @Kat-qr7hv 4 роки тому +2

      ѕυммerαɴɢelĸιɴz♡ “starter position” had me laughing so hard

  • @sierra1540
    @sierra1540 4 роки тому +105

    The best part of this podcast was figuring it out before Jenna and then listening to her say something raunchy with different tones 10 more times lmfao

  • @Irvingstark
    @Irvingstark 4 роки тому +98

    Julien whispers: talk dirty to me.
    My mind: 🎼🎺🎷🎺🎺🎷🎺

  • @laneyn1961
    @laneyn1961 4 роки тому +568

    kermit instead of marbles on the table is so cursed

    • @siyapaliwal8662
      @siyapaliwal8662 4 роки тому +7

      I want to like this comment but its at 69 likes

    • @dangernoodle9961
      @dangernoodle9961 4 роки тому +7

      @@siyapaliwal8662 it's safe to like now, it's at 80

    • @siyapaliwal8662
      @siyapaliwal8662 4 роки тому +5

      @@dangernoodle9961 thank you

    • @elisabethm6297
      @elisabethm6297 4 роки тому +1

      its literally making me uncomfortable

  • @serotonin-ip5uq
    @serotonin-ip5uq 4 роки тому +317

    “friends with benefits” sounded like forensic evidence

  • @Rcj12
    @Rcj12 4 роки тому +63

    18:55 when jenna realizes the card says sit on my face lmao

    • @samvoss6697
      @samvoss6697 3 роки тому +1

      I didn’t notice until now 😂

  • @katherineschmidt7639
    @katherineschmidt7639 4 роки тому +268

    Me screaming into the computer: JENNA IT'S SILVER FOX SILVER FOX DAMMIT

    • @alitasdepollo2752
      @alitasdepollo2752 4 роки тому +3

      Katherine Schmidt
      Jenna: "I don't know, what colour do they like??!"
      Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @annabagel01
      @annabagel01 4 роки тому +1

      It's nature's clothing 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NotKaay
      @NotKaay 4 роки тому +1

      Honestly so frustrating I was gonna cry

  • @rudy_sensei7803
    @rudy_sensei7803 4 роки тому +234

    one day I want Jenna to just casually do a segway into and ad and catch julien completely off card when she goes into a full blown ad

  • @MadamMistoffelees
    @MadamMistoffelees 4 роки тому +54

    I KNEW I SHOULDN’T HAVE PUT THIS ON AS BACKGROUND NOISE WHILE I TRIED TO FALL ASLEEP! I‘M LAUGH CRYING 😂

  • @edannaeldur5234
    @edannaeldur5234 4 роки тому +204

    My theory: the whispering works because they're not putting emphasis on the wrong syllables.

  • @user-bi8lk5qv6y
    @user-bi8lk5qv6y 4 роки тому +201

    Someone do something with julien yelling “I LIKE IT ROUGH”

  • @Itstenten8
    @Itstenten8 4 роки тому +134

    “When you’re old, what color is your vibe?” Is such a deep question 😂

  • @awaitingdisaster17
    @awaitingdisaster17 4 роки тому +155

    Julien "Didn't think I'd be saying that today."
    Literally the whole podcast.

  • @5my9other93half
    @5my9other93half 4 роки тому +197

    Jenna really went from "I'm bad at this game!" to "I hacked this game" over the course of 30 minutes. True queen.

    • @missundies
      @missundies 4 роки тому

      I wrote almost exactly the same thing, my homegirl 🙌

  • @benbarneswhore3367
    @benbarneswhore3367 4 роки тому +60

    julien whispering “micropenis” made me wheeze so hard i couldn’t breathe

  • @Abbyabee
    @Abbyabee 4 роки тому +133

    worst part of the video is when Jenna moves Kermit’s bed and then he gets up and then Julien calls him a nuisance. #JusticeforCermet

    • @DaxG-qp3jf
      @DaxG-qp3jf 4 роки тому +7

      Julien just salty cuz cermet is the reason theyre just friends

  • @dorianyohanny3216
    @dorianyohanny3216 4 роки тому +384

    Word: butt plug
    Jenna: I’m good at that one.. Not like in real life. Oh my god!

  • @yeaokaysure
    @yeaokaysure 4 роки тому +60

    Officially calling my hair “NATURE’S CLOTHING. UP TOP!”

  • @whosthatgirl_itsjess
    @whosthatgirl_itsjess 4 роки тому +121

    Literally had to go get my inhaler during the “silver fox” part

    • @Kagnuuu
      @Kagnuuu 4 роки тому +2

      "A DILF?" 🤣

    • @addangel
      @addangel 4 роки тому

      gah it was so frustrating 😂

  • @NathymG
    @NathymG 4 роки тому +162

    Don't mind me, just making timestamps of my favorite moments:
    10:12
    14:10
    19:10
    22:00
    29:03
    31:45
    32:08
    34:12
    40:22
    43:23
    49:20
    51:44
    53:12

    • @katecollins2471
      @katecollins2471 4 роки тому +5

      Nathy mG 22:00 KILLS ME

    • @dee...
      @dee... 4 роки тому +1

      Donkey style. 😂

    • @NathymG
      @NathymG 4 роки тому +2

      Kate Murphy Collins I know right?! I think it’s the combination of Jenna saying “I want you inside of me” with a weird accent/different intonations and the fact that she says it so perfectly but still is clueless of the phrase that makes that moment so funny!

    • @jamiehaskellyarn
      @jamiehaskellyarn 4 роки тому +1

      Thank you!!! I was looking for something like this

    • @HouseMDaddict
      @HouseMDaddict 4 роки тому

      Yo you have way too much time on your hands

  • @katelyntaylor02
    @katelyntaylor02 4 роки тому +117

    In this video Kermit is
    Rotisserie cermet™️

  • @noneofyourbeezwax7284
    @noneofyourbeezwax7284 4 роки тому +148

    Laughed SO HARD actually OUT LOUD when sweet innocent Jenna announces “I’m good at that one!” 😂

  • @maxheimbach9605
    @maxheimbach9605 4 роки тому +434

    This just turned into the “Jenna Julien ASMR Podcast, Being Nasty” episode

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 4 роки тому +2

      Chill Vibes he’s gone to recharge his batteries

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 4 роки тому +2

      @@ShadowSailor I couldn't remember you for a sec and I felt so famous 😂

  • @deluxenonsense4304
    @deluxenonsense4304 4 роки тому +41

    30:01 when Julien looks directly at the camera I DIED

  • @typicalthing
    @typicalthing 4 роки тому +191

    I Like How The Card Disappears When Julien And Jenna Are Holding The Card

    • @grosebud4721
      @grosebud4721 4 роки тому +2

      Typical Thing right ? I was so confused where utwent

  • @japansace
    @japansace 4 роки тому +3034

    Jenna reads these cards like her first language is Chinese.

    • @aleahlund123
      @aleahlund123 4 роки тому +31

      Yes I was thinking that!!! 🤣

    • @annabellehodson7747
      @annabellehodson7747 4 роки тому +9

      Omfg I agree

    • @ElpSmith
      @ElpSmith 4 роки тому +6

      Yooooo, you read minds?

    • @japansace
      @japansace 4 роки тому +22

      @@xTishxBaybeex Way to go, Pedantic Penny. But yeah, I meant Mandarin or Cantonese.

    • @angelaliu4400
      @angelaliu4400 4 роки тому +6

      @@xTishxBaybeex um do you mean like chinese itself isnt a language? Meaning mandarin or cantonese or china doesnt have a language?

  • @tressascott5109
    @tressascott5109 4 роки тому +38

    Jenna obliviously yelling "I want you inside of me" was the wildest thing I've ever watched lmaooo

  • @shayezeman2695
    @shayezeman2695 4 роки тому +150

    When you start the video and see Kermit and not Marble on the table:
    "𝗧𝗼𝗽 𝟭𝟬 𝗔𝗻𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗕𝗲𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗮𝗹𝘀"

  • @jc-sk9zw
    @jc-sk9zw 4 роки тому +184

    30:20 julen: "what color does an old man have?"
    jenna: "idk what color does he like?"
    hahahahahha jenna is too pure for this game

  • @rowanfraser7177
    @rowanfraser7177 4 роки тому +19

    The silver fox part had me in tears 😂 “up there” “up WHERE?!”

  • @preston21354
    @preston21354 4 роки тому +207

    No one:
    Kermit: 👁️👅👁️