Whenever Julien does a sales pitch he: A.) ONLY scream-talks B.) Does the Bill Clinton Hand™ C.) Slurs a little because his brain is moving too fast for his mouth to process D.) Gets out of breath from waving his arms all over the place and yelling E.) literally does the (èwé) face F.) all of the above
"Does it say "Tax time"? "Yeah" "In what language?"" " In Engl..." "I only speak Czechoslovakian" "No, thats not true!" "I haven't had this conversation" "you are speaking to me in english" "you are not having a conversation with me" "who am I talking to!?" "I am... not familiar with this"
Hey you guys should buy a Canadian made game called "Cult following" it's similar to this but you have to pitch cults to each other and convince the other people to join your cult. It's an AMAZING game to play with friends or just so you can pitch freaky/ hilarious cults to each other!!! Love you two 😙
Julien I loved your snap story about Jenna and how she was helping you during your pain. It was so sweet and I just love the relationship you guys have. Granted we only see a tiny piece of it. But it seems like y’all just take care of each other and it’s so nice.
Teacher here. I’ll take it. You had me at spits chalk and returns me to school after mental breakdowns. School supplies and mental breakdowns eat up like half of my income.
I think you guys would have fun with Bucket of Doom. You're given cards that have random objects (e.g fork, Jesus sandal, water bottle cap)on them and then you draw a card that has a random scenario (e.g You're and ant stuck in the middle of a mosh pit). You then each pick one of your objects and explain how you would use it to survive the scenario you are in. I think you would both be really good at it and have a lot of fun with it (:
When he said "I wake up screaming every night" I laughed so hard that I almost thought I wasn't going to be able to breathe. Tears. Wow. I was getting seriously concerned. Fuuuck. 😂👏
I love how Julien makes his absolutely hilarious because he’s so serious. But Jenna makes hers absolutely hilarious because she can’t speak causes laughing so much😂😂
Juli Sales Tactic: 1.: Enthusiastic, outrageous sales pitch 2.: Changes company name and intent of the product 3.: Starts pleading ‘Please buy our product we need you’ and stretches out hand aggressively 4.: Makes the sale and starts adding requirements that benefit him and his, again, new company 😂😂😂😂😂
I really needed this right now. I really REALLY needed this. You guys always manage to make me smile even when I don’t wanna. I can’t thank you enough.
Watching both of you consistently wiping away tears from laughing so hard during the tax clock bit is both making me cry laugh and also just making me so happy because that's the cutest damn thing and literally all I want in life.
Detail that I love: Jenna gives Julien a premise, like "weeks turn into months" "people are trying to hack you right?" and Julien not only agrees with it, but like VIEMENTLY-- "I HAVE 6 IPHONES ALL HAVE BEEN HACKED"
I won’t stop commenting this until it happens. Jenna should dye her hair green next with some Arctic Fox dye so that it blends with whatever is on the screen behind her.
Juliens 1st pitch: literally tries every tactic to coerce Jenna into buying the bracelet. Juliens 2nd pitch: intense backstory wiTH EXCITED SCREAMING TO CONVICE YOU, YOU NEED GERENADE SOCKS!! Juliens 3rd pitch: FORCE TRUE LOVE WITH MAGIC DANGER LOVE PUTTY!
“Cashin checks and snappin necks is what they say at the DMV” new favorite quote 😂 love this podcast 💜 happy 2018 Dink fam and Jenna/julien/paesh/cermit/meebles
Holo it's me, I like Hogwarts, I have a basketball game tomorrow and I still don't have an outro so say what you mean out loud and this video is 4:20 long.
Julian honey Czechoslovakia BROKE UP IN 1993 (now we are The Czech Republic and Slovakia)! And there is no czechoslovakian language... It a was histerical joke, but you never know with Americans, I met so many of you who actually thought that czechoslovakia is still a thing (and who didn´t even know what continent these states are on) so I am just czeching :D
You guys need to play Fun Employed: Hiring Frenzy! Its a lot like Snake Oil except you're interveiwing for jobs. One person is the Employer and the Other is the Interviewee.
I've been marathoning your podcasts for the past 2 weeks and I don't think I've laughed this much in a long time - you just really help me out when I feel like shit. I love you guys. (also, "Peaches grow on trees but one grows in my house" has been stuck in my head for 4 days now AND I AIN'T MAD)
I did the same thing last year, started from the first podcast and watched them all. Trouble was, especially as I got to the new ones, I started bringing up things they'd spoken about in conversations with people and I was like "I can't remember who I was talking to, one of my friends" and then I'd realise and be like "oh... actually no it was a podcast I saw..."
If you guys play this again, I think it would be cool if you guys wrote in some professions and items, like Dr. Phil, Rhee Drummond, etc. I think it'd be really funny to see how fucked you guys could make this game :)
I have horrible morning sickness at the moment and I’m up all hours of the day. These two are keeping me company and keeping a smile on my face. I can never express just how grateful I am that I can come back and rewatch these videos when I need them ❤️
Rewatching and I’ve just seen your lovely reply. I’m doing super well, now have a 1.5 year old and she is sunshine in a person - worth every bit of the sickness ❤️ thank you for your comment
Tax clock seems like it would legit be an awesome gag gift for an accountant. Especially if you set it to go off randomly several times a day and hid it in their office.
I love how Julien starts with a reasonable pitch and then Jenna hesitates for .01 seconds and julien immediately spirals into chaos
sarathoughtonnothing and that’s how we know he’s a Aries ♈️
He saw an opportunity
You just summed the whole podcast up in one sentence. Impressive
That is why i loved this one 😂
omg yes 🤣🤣 I'm rewatching and this shit still makes me laugh
Whenever Julien does a sales pitch he:
A.) ONLY scream-talks
B.) Does the Bill Clinton Hand™
C.) Slurs a little because his brain is moving too fast for his mouth to process
D.) Gets out of breath from waving his arms all over the place and yelling
E.) literally does the (èwé) face
F.) all of the above
Um I think it's F all of the above
Oh no C is me all the time i sound like English isn’t my first language bc my brain is too fast lmao
also he ends every pitch with a plead
Juliens hair looks 11/10 today
whiskis xxx pretty dope to have sexy hair on a sick day!
Whenever Jenna disagrees with what Julien says Julien gets 10x louder 😂😂😂
it works
"Does it say "Tax time"?
"Yeah"
"In what language?""
" In Engl..."
"I only speak Czechoslovakian"
"No, thats not true!"
"I haven't had this conversation"
"you are speaking to me in english"
"you are not having a conversation with me"
"who am I talking to!?"
"I am... not familiar with this"
It’s at 18:16
Never mind. It’s actually at 18:12
Lmfao
I haven't even gotten to this point yet and I am 100% sure I know who said what 😂
I'm not at this part yet but is it weird we know who's saying what without seeing it😂
Petition for them to play Snake Oil once every few months
Salami Sandwich yessss
Yes, I’m all about this
Once a month at the very least
Once a month I say
Lauren W A
I love juliens curly top so much
he be lookin like a snacc
Me toooo 😍
Hey you guys should buy a Canadian made game called "Cult following" it's similar to this but you have to pitch cults to each other and convince the other people to join your cult. It's an AMAZING game to play with friends or just so you can pitch freaky/ hilarious cults to each other!!! Love you two 😙
this is an amazing suggestion
Samantha Screwthesethings I need this
Send it to them!
I hope they do this omg
I can only imagine what Julien would come up with 😂 I love his idea
"We're in the middle of a lawsuit."
"With who?"
"Basically....The FBI."
I'm crying. LOL
"No, work bracelet hides all the evidence.... we are date line"
Somehow, I feel like I could hear Dwight Schrute making some of these claims
“Cashin checks and snappin necks is what they say I don’t understand”
Julien I loved your snap story about Jenna and how she was helping you during your pain. It was so sweet and I just love the relationship you guys have. Granted we only see a tiny piece of it. But it seems like y’all just take care of each other and it’s so nice.
Jillian Kaniss I think I let a tiny tear escape from my eye they make me so happy
what’s juliens snap ??
snap is juliensolo
Ikr it was the sweetest thing how they are able to support each other and how thankful they are about it, the story really warmed my heart ♥️
After the snap story I literally said out loud in cute jenna voice "owwwww my heart"
Jenna's crylaughing would hook her sales from me, hands down. 10/10 tactic. Crylaugh them into submission.
AllisArcadia For the people who just listen to the podcasts it would sound like she just burst into tears lmao
AllisArcadia I JUS BOUGHT A GUN DRESS !
jenna: s-
julien: IT HAS GPS
Julien is literally out of control. I fucking can't. This is hysterical.
Jenna: ZERO
Julien: … okay let's say 25
Cashin’ checks and snappin’ necks. We’re the DMV.
that part had me in tears lmaaaooo
I literally lol'ed at that part
How can this not be their official slogan now! Hahahah!
thenormalstate lol Step Brothers
xD
Teacher here. I’ll take it. You had me at spits chalk and returns me to school after mental breakdowns. School supplies and mental breakdowns eat up like half of my income.
Allie Greenwell same!
Same 😭
I think you guys would have fun with Bucket of Doom. You're given cards that have random objects (e.g fork, Jesus sandal, water bottle cap)on them and then you draw a card that has a random scenario (e.g You're and ant stuck in the middle of a mosh pit). You then each pick one of your objects and explain how you would use it to survive the scenario you are in. I think you would both be really good at it and have a lot of fun with it (:
Fer YES!!
Jesus sandal 😂
Sounds perfect!
Yesss I really hope they see this 😂
agree!!!
When he said "I wake up screaming every night" I laughed so hard that I almost thought I wasn't going to be able to breathe. Tears. Wow. I was getting seriously concerned. Fuuuck. 😂👏
YES, and their laughter is contageouas, so it makes us laugh MORE, I Was crying for like 5 minutes
Candy belt: we’re cops.
HannahKateBell Holy shit, the correct form of we're
I need that on a t-shirt
work bracelet: we’re the DMV
"I wake-up screaming every night" 😂😂I can't!😭
Steve Alexander i dont know where my 30s went lmao
OMG you guys got a poodle?? So cute how it just sits on Julien’s head like that!
I CANT BREATHE HHGGAHAHAHAAHAAA
• Aisyle • oh my GOD
SCREAMS
His hair is so elegant
Dead
I love how Julien makes his absolutely hilarious because he’s so serious. But Jenna makes hers absolutely hilarious because she can’t speak causes laughing so much😂😂
OMG "I wake up screaming every night." Ow my face and stomach hurts from laughter XD lolol
Maseofbassxotzh
Where did my 30s go? 😂
Julien is so good at sales he Could steal something from me and I would be convinced to give him money for it back
Juli Sales Tactic:
1.: Enthusiastic, outrageous sales pitch
2.: Changes company name and intent of the product
3.: Starts pleading ‘Please buy our product we need you’ and stretches out hand aggressively
4.: Makes the sale and starts adding requirements that benefit him and his, again, new company
😂😂😂😂😂
Accurate. I’m going to try this at work. Lol
noybw333 cool, yes just casually change your company name at one point... no big deal :D
Also 5: claims to be government official
Jenna: *tries to ask a question*
Julien: IT HAS A BUILT IN GPS
Jenna: “so d-“
Julien: ITS ALSO AN ALARM CLOCK
😂😂😂😂
Speaking of texture, *your hair Julien.*
kaykay12152 ikr? I just wanna play with it
the tables have turned...a Segway AWAY from a sponsor
hes not getting brazilian blowouts right now i guess
It's not his real hair it's definitely a toupee. 😂
Erika Baird - are you serious?
I really needed this right now. I really REALLY needed this. You guys always manage to make me smile even when I don’t wanna. I can’t thank you enough.
Same here. I NEEDED this. Feel better @Hope
Hope you’re feeling better and are having a great day.
I feel this this video helped me so much! We are sooo lucky to have them 😂
i just wen through a break up and they made me laugh and smile i never thought that could happen! i love them!!!!
Watching both of you consistently wiping away tears from laughing so hard during the tax clock bit is both making me cry laugh and also just making me so happy because that's the cutest damn thing and literally all I want in life.
full offense julien has looked so? good? recently? like im with it, i dont mind
seriously !!!! that curly undercut is pure fleek
Griffin Mann “full offense” I’m ded
It’s that ‘celiac woke me up and I’m in immense pain’ look 😍
nick minard tea
I'm glad there's others who think so too 🤧
jenna’s laugh every time julien attempts to sell some bull is the best thing
I wake up screaming every night.
Mack the Knife HOLY SHIT I READ THIS COMMENT RIGHT AS HE SAID IT
Detail that I love: Jenna gives Julien a premise, like "weeks turn into months" "people are trying to hack you right?" and Julien not only agrees with it, but like VIEMENTLY-- "I HAVE 6 IPHONES ALL HAVE BEEN HACKED"
I won’t stop commenting this until it happens. Jenna should dye her hair green next with some Arctic Fox dye so that it blends with whatever is on the screen behind her.
HannahKateBell yes!! Haha 😆
omg H E L L Y E A H
HELL Y E A H
HOW DO I LIKE THIS MORE THAN ONE TIME
H E L L Y E A
seeing you guys cry-laugh makes me so incredibly happy i love you guys so much
They make each other so very happy
it made me cry laugh too lmao
your hair looks great julien
This isn’t what I wanted. This is what I NEEDED.
Juliens 1st pitch: literally tries every tactic to coerce Jenna into buying the bracelet.
Juliens 2nd pitch: intense backstory wiTH EXCITED SCREAMING TO CONVICE YOU, YOU NEED GERENADE SOCKS!!
Juliens 3rd pitch: FORCE TRUE LOVE WITH MAGIC DANGER LOVE PUTTY!
Julien, you may have had a bad day, and i give my condolences, but your hair looks hella fine.
“cashin checks and snappin necks”
somebody control this boi
He just looks at her and she cracks up laughing. I love them
Julien is the paradox of a salesman - the more garbage the product is, the more successful Julien is at selling it.
Petr Lizunov wow I just realized this lol
You keep using the word "paradox". I don't think you know what it means
Petr Lizunov they should play this again, but make their own cards lmao
lillyandgarth ryt
I believe that would make him the epitome of a good salesmen...
It's 2019. Just checking to see if Jenna got her work bracelet shipped yet.
Jenna: the weeks turn into months
Julien: I don’t know where my thirty’s went
Jenna: *crys in laughter*
Julien: *wipes single tear*
I LOST it
I'm just waiting for the day they actually time the DINK DINK intro correctly lmaoo
Darius Gray I don’t know which podcast it was, but I swear they were perfectly timed one episode!
Jenna did pretty well in the Jake Paul podcast!
Far out dude
Jurnee Ingram the jersey shore episode I think!!
They had it perfect in "2017 in review"!
*This channel’s like another small home. Thank you guys. Y’all are the best.* ❤️
2 8 EXACTLY
“Cashin checks and snappin necks is what they say at the DMV” new favorite quote 😂 love this podcast 💜 happy 2018 Dink fam and Jenna/julien/paesh/cermit/meebles
And bun buns!
I’m actually in awe over how good a salesman Julien is 😂 how is it that the more garbage the product is, the better he is at selling it?!?
Julien would be SO good at MLM he might be able to make money from it
“2% of every pizza you ever eat” hahahaha
jenna's laugh just makes me laugh even more
This. this. is what i signed up for.
Holo it's me, I like Hogwarts, I have a basketball game tomorrow and I still don't have an outro so say what you mean out loud and this video is 4:20 long.
" We are the dmv, buy our bracelet...please we don't make alot of money" lol
Julian honey Czechoslovakia BROKE UP IN 1993 (now we are The Czech Republic and Slovakia)! And there is no czechoslovakian language...
It a was histerical joke, but you never know with Americans, I met so many of you who actually thought that czechoslovakia is still a thing (and who didn´t even know what continent these states are on) so I am just czeching :D
Patrik Korda Bravo, excellent pun 😂
Julien ends up pitching his own safety, mental health or financial situation by insistent handshake through a governmental force 8/10 times
Julien: If im traveling to different countries why do I need an analogue clock?
Jenna:CAUSE ITS CLASSY
You guys need to play Fun Employed: Hiring Frenzy! Its a lot like Snake Oil except you're interveiwing for jobs. One person is the Employer and the Other is the Interviewee.
Feel better Juli!!!!!
Jenna 2017: cries through segue
Jenna 2018: cries through sales pitch
I’m so sad Julien didn’t take the opportunity to make a “blow you socks off” reference with the socks
wow julien’s hair is A+++++
Avaree Morgan Right? He‘s looking like a SNACK
I tried to drink water but Julien kept saying “We’re the DMV” and I spit the water everywhere! 😂
I've been marathoning your podcasts for the past 2 weeks and I don't think I've laughed this much in a long time - you just really help me out when I feel like shit. I love you guys.
(also, "Peaches grow on trees but one grows in my house" has been stuck in my head for 4 days now AND I AIN'T MAD)
I did the same thing last year, started from the first podcast and watched them all.
Trouble was, especially as I got to the new ones, I started bringing up things they'd spoken about in conversations with people and I was like "I can't remember who I was talking to, one of my friends" and then I'd realise and be like "oh... actually no it was a podcast I saw..."
*Cashin checks and snapin necks*
*We are the DMV*
*i hate myself, i made a vine reference*
me literally everyday
Katie I hate anyone who makes a vine reference lmao
I love myself even tho I look like burnt chicken nugget I love myself
What time does she make the reference ?
If you guys play this again, I think it would be cool if you guys wrote in some professions and items, like Dr. Phil, Rhee Drummond, etc. I think it'd be really funny to see how fucked you guys could make this game :)
MsRoobix yess I love this
OMG YEEESSSS!!!!
Julien legit would kill it with stand up comedy!
Lol when julien said “I’m a spy” I thought he was just adding on to his work bracelet franchise
Salami Sandwich Me too
I am in TEARS laughing
I HAVE AN IPAD
thank you guys for doing the podcast despite the bad day, feel better julien
“I don’t know where my 30s went.”
At $6 a minute for ONE DAY that watch would cost $8,640 😂🙅🏽
Aranda Thompson deals
Aranda Thompson I’ll take 10! Lol
Uhm helluuuu that’s a fkn STEAL for a Work Bracelet
*cashing checks and snapping necks*
Only at your local DMV.
i still say "belt candy...we are cops" daily
Julien is just the best at this game.
0:02 THATS THE MOST MARBLE HAS MOVED ALL YEAR
MissMusicQueen101 THE FURRY POTATO IS ALIVE
i literally didnt even know marbles was there until I saw this comment
omgomg just too funny
MissMusicQueen101 DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HE WAS THERE
Pretty sure Marble is embalmed
I love this channel it's mom and dad #TeamDINK
Jason Matthew Mr and Mrs Dink
Jason Matthew i tapped on the hashtag and disc golf came up lol omg!😄😄😄😄 WTF
"Whats your blood type? Idk, we already know" 😂😂😂😂😂 Jenna ' s worst fear about the DMV after the fingerprint scan
And omg marbles is so cute
melissajkxoxo 😂😂😂
okay but for a video can Jenna set up a lemonade stand
Sat down doing some sewing, felt depressed. Watched/listened to this and started crying laughing.
"I wake up screaming every night." 😂
Is anyone else gonna mention juliens hair today? Cuz DAMMMNNN BOY😱😂👌🏻♥️
SEEING MOM AND DAD LAUGH MAKES ME SO HAPPY *DINK DINK*
MyGreenCrystals they went from So angry last week to crying laughing in this one hahah
Honestly, nothing makes me happier than the way you guys handle self-care. It's such a good example for your audience AND you deserve it
I have horrible morning sickness at the moment and I’m up all hours of the day. These two are keeping me company and keeping a smile on my face. I can never express just how grateful I am that I can come back and rewatch these videos when I need them ❤️
Checking up on old comments… I hope you’re doing well ❤️❤️❤️
Rewatching and I’ve just seen your lovely reply. I’m doing super well, now have a 1.5 year old and she is sunshine in a person - worth every bit of the sickness ❤️ thank you for your comment
“i wake up screaming every night” 😂😂
Sign Julien up for an improv class as an outlet for his 'being a shit' gene
sarah vallis kinda like that weird Homework Boys thing he did with Colin a few days ago
“Get some fuckinggg culture” lmfao these snake oil episodes crack me up
Please! Jenna Please! We're already on 2018... Do the "How To Be 2008 Hot" video. I beg.
Yeah! I'll be requesting that everywhere!
Tweet it at her
Yesss!!! :D with added tape in extensions and diy nails to the mix XD
WE NEED THIS
Julien out here looking like a multi course meal. 👌👌👌
Jenna in segue-off podcast: *laughs and cries during entire segue*
Jenna in snake oil podcast:
*laughs and cries during entire sales pitch*
I love Julien’s hair in this sm !!!!
Sophie haig what does “sm” mean? Sorry I’m old
Tricia Simmons i quess in this context it means "so much"
Tricia Simmons don’t worry about it xx it means “so much” x hope that helps
Tax clock seems like it would legit be an awesome gag gift for an accountant. Especially if you set it to go off randomly several times a day and hid it in their office.
“We’re the DMV. Buy our bracelet.”
this is my favorite julien hairstyle
i miss these guys
*_hair has reached maximum curliness_*
“I’ve always wanted breasts.” - Julien Solomita 2018
28:38 Meebles is so alive
Melissa Mitchell lmao u right
Rest in peace pebble
So cuuuuuuute
Can you play your incredible cards against humanity on a podcast?
DO YOU HAVE A SIZE 8?! Legit crying