If he's not careful, he's going to end up like the main character in Brave New World who everyone hated because he wasn't 'excited' about going to the mandated orgies.
What is really mind boggling is that he only changes his wardrobe and says the same things that certain ideologues are saying. He is a comedian and yet he really doesn't need a punch line, he just needs to say the exact same thing some people are saying and keep a straight face. It should be noted that even the ideologues don't usually keep a straight face talking this nonsense.
@@Moneyman-33 Raising a child 'gender neutral' is nothing. Putting them on hormone blockers and letting them have permanent surgeries to alter their sex is far worse. Hell when it comes to 'gender neutral' there is something to be said for allowing a child to make certain decisions that are not going to permanently harm them. If they like pink over blue as a boy or they like blue over pink as a girl so what? Why not let them have their own preferences? Wither or not they like to play with dolls or trucks isn't going to permanently alter their bodies. Now if you are talking about raising them 'gender neutral' by forcing them I am also against that. I am of the opinion that children need to be allowed to develop a sense of themselves beyond just assumptions society makes, so I am for 'gender neutral' if it is done without forcing it on a child.
@@Darion350 no, diversity is the practice or quality of including or involving people from a range of different social and ethnic backgrounds and of different genders, sexual orientations, etc.
@@westcoast9387 reasonable people would agree but "progressives" see a group of people with one white person as less diverse than a group of people with no white person
@Hey Bruh They didn't take over georgia, republicans control the state senate and house. We lost the Senate seats because of lies and Trump. 400,000 fewer republicans showed up to vote on January 5th than during the general election. To make matters worse he didn't attack just the secretary of state, but our Governor as well. Kemp is actually a spectacular govern, better than Abbott and closer to DeSantis, but he receives no praise, just criticism, for his spectacular handling of the pandemic and even the moderate voting law that expanded voting long term. They didn't take Georgia yet, but Trump is practically giving it to them at this rate, and that's coming from someone who really likes the guy.
@@samu4529 Did you just assume that I assumed that @NeuesTestament is assuming? I'm shaking, can't type. Won't be replying again unless my therapist approves.
@@jizzbis Levin is the person they are referencing. Our overweight, gender dysmorphic, hypocritical "health expert" who took their own mother out of the nursing home in 2020 while telling everyone else it was perfectly safe for those with the illness to be with the elderly along with all the other Democrats saying (and also signing into law) the same thing and some even claiming anyone who said otherwise was, wait for it, "racist." Biden LOVES Levin! Levin says we should chemically castrate and physically mutilate foster kids experimentally! Republicans are weak and obviously blackmailed into stances or kept out of touch with reality, but Democrats do so some really next level evil stuff that even they prove they know is wrong as they won't do it to their own family. No one talks about how Cuomo (D) refused Trumps medical ship and instead forced the elderly to be with the sick March 2020. Why? That's right, we needed to focus on how Trump said, "from China." Trump wasn't racist, all the people who baited us in 2020 for political gain are racist. I woke up.
they literally just showed us a cartoon of a fat, pink.hair coloured haired man have sex with a shaggy looking man. Before showing an actual penis on screen. And they called that sex ed. They also told us to masturbate.
You do know that it is making fun of the homeschooling people and the indoctrination in thr education system. It is basically a hit for both sides, which makes it even better hahaha
I was going to include and give credit to the actor who so persuasively embodied a poor little boy living under the boot of his hyper-feminist mom, but Ryan didn't put the actor's name in the video description. 🤔
@@Christine-ws8kq It's an ebonics thing, usually people who live in urban areas say "axe" instead of "ask" both white or black doesn't matter but people usually associate it with black people. I'm generalizing urban areas alot obviously but it's simpler to explain that way
Is it funny? I was homeschooled by a conservative nut job who constantly said the "World was ending very soon and that we can be demon possessed if we sin too much". In addition to just not having normal friends, doing normal kid things, or even knowing what sex is until I was in high school. Also unironically my conservative mom emotionally abused me like this supposed "feminist" does in this skit which actually did seem to make me kind of gay.
We actually got to do the exact ”look at these pictures and judge the people on them without knowing anything about them and this somehow in order to prevent prejudice” thing in my school once. Scary when this gets so close to reality.
Tbh though how come there's free access to toilet paper in pretty much every public bathroom, but never free access to feminine hygiene products? It would be awesome if businesses had free feminine hygiene products available.
I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on UA-cam. I already make a lot of money on UA-cam. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, phil
@@Bryan_Hagan that sucks, is as if math teachers couldn't teach basic basic math examples becase every time they'd need to pause half an hour to list exceptions and other rules
"I plan to unionize the teachers in this school until I get smaller classes, summers off, winters off, and unlimited benefits including free tampons. Which I won't use."
"No Marcus, I will not be allowing you to attend anymore of your online clan rallies" ROFLROFLROFL, when a kid actually WANTS to go back to in-person school you know you messed up big time. lollllll
Ryan, you're always so funny but almost scary in how relevant the topics are. Just today I saw a reddit thread where people in Ontario were discussing how they can prevent conservatives in Alberta from homeschooling to ensure that everyone learns about the progressive agenda. I was stunned
You can’t get cancelled if you refuse to accept the left’s “cancelling” you. The world doesn’t happen simply because they say it does. Ignore their whining, or make fun of it.
Is that a new kind of gorilla marketing? Because shitting on the cringy ad read at the end actually made me want to check it out. Cheers to Moe for having a sense of humor.
Your Feminist Mom videos have so much re-watchability. I think that these have to be my favourite videos that you've done. You're so creative and funny, Ryan!
Demisexual just means you’re almost asexual, like you don’t experience sexual attraction, which makes her obsession with sex more confusing. Very nice.
@@cecilyerker I thought it meant to only feel attraction for a person you're emotionally attached to. but we GotTa EdUcaTe OurseLvEs ( i'm pansexual so i'll leave before any demi wants my head for not knowing better )
damn, ryan basically has a monopoly on anti-woke humor. no one else wants to touch it with a 20ft pole. and he does it so well that it would be hard to compete with anyways.
Indeed there are very few commedians who dare to joke about the diabolical woke movement, having said this, I wouldn't say that Ryan is the only brave man who dares to do it... Have you heard of Bill Burr or Dave Chappelle?
All black basketball team: Diverse.
All white hockey team: Not Diverse.
My fav part lol
With more diverse they mean less white.
*iversity is a code for *hite *enocid*!
@@timbieber7919 It means whatever we say it means, g*y
@@ij2759 oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Coca Cola be like:
Damn she really spitting facts
lol
Woca Cola.
@@goatwarrior3570 Somebody needs to style the Coke logo as Woke and meme it.
😂👍
I had to search who owned Dr Pepper and had a sigh of relief when they were independently owned
"I don't want to be with three different men at the same time."
Woooooow. What a bigot.
Cxxn!
Monogamous is a sexual orientation just as much as polygamous is.
Haha! I love good sarcasm. Love your channel, too! I think you'll go far.
If he's not careful, he's going to end up like the main character in Brave New World who everyone hated because he wasn't 'excited' about going to the mandated orgies.
@@MorganJ Is it a sexual orientation tho ? i feel like the entire -gamous part belongs to a different cathegory
"Can I axe a question?", holy shit man, and they said comedy is dead
As someone who lived in St. Louis for 8 years, it should have been pronounced, "Can I axe a quetshun?"
I thought you spelled it "aks"...?
My x didn't know that this is how she said it until I told her. She was 37 at the time. Jamaicans... :)
aksk
Xplain pls
Tf does that mean
Ryan's ability to embody any character and make you believe that you've met that person irl even though you haven't is mind boggling.
What is really mind boggling is that he only changes his wardrobe and says the same things that certain ideologues are saying. He is a comedian and yet he really doesn't need a punch line, he just needs to say the exact same thing some people are saying and keep a straight face. It should be noted that even the ideologues don't usually keep a straight face talking this nonsense.
@@defunctuserchannel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Deborah Anbu MORE LIKES!
You’ve probably met someone who thinks trans kids exist to the extent that they would raise their child gender neutral.
@@Moneyman-33 Raising a child 'gender neutral' is nothing. Putting them on hormone blockers and letting them have permanent surgeries to alter their sex is far worse.
Hell when it comes to 'gender neutral' there is something to be said for allowing a child to make certain decisions that are not going to permanently harm them. If they like pink over blue as a boy or they like blue over pink as a girl so what? Why not let them have their own preferences? Wither or not they like to play with dolls or trucks isn't going to permanently alter their bodies. Now if you are talking about raising them 'gender neutral' by forcing them I am also against that. I am of the opinion that children need to be allowed to develop a sense of themselves beyond just assumptions society makes, so I am for 'gender neutral' if it is done without forcing it on a child.
Everyone else : Hilarious. Ryan's satire is way over the top.
Feminists : What a great instructional video, so full of relevant information.
Oh, so that's why there are not that much dislikes. Everyone is happy: feminists and everyone else
Wadayatalkinabeet
All black basketball team:
Diverse ✅
All white hockey team:
Not diverse ✅
😂😂😂😂😂
Perfect!
"Diverse" means non-white, you bigot!
@@Darion350 no, diversity is the practice or quality of including or involving people from a range of different social and ethnic backgrounds and of different genders, sexual orientations, etc.
@@westcoast9387 reasonable people would agree but "progressives" see a group of people with one white person as less diverse than a group of people with no white person
@@westcoast9387 What about diversity of thought?
Kind of looks like a public school session in Seattle.
Hearing that makes me ever more thankful that I grew up in Georgia
Seemed okay but I graduated back in 2005.
I go to public high school in Seattle and it’s not even that far off
@Hey Bruh They didn't take over georgia, republicans control the state senate and house. We lost the Senate seats because of lies and Trump. 400,000 fewer republicans showed up to vote on January 5th than during the general election. To make matters worse he didn't attack just the secretary of state, but our Governor as well. Kemp is actually a spectacular govern, better than Abbott and closer to DeSantis, but he receives no praise, just criticism, for his spectacular handling of the pandemic and even the moderate voting law that expanded voting long term. They didn't take Georgia yet, but Trump is practically giving it to them at this rate, and that's coming from someone who really likes the guy.
Hearing that makes me happy I am not a yankee but a European.
He is really believable in that role
I agree! Haha
Did you just assume their gender?
@@hammadhussain3082 did you just assume that 'Neues' is assuming?
@@samu4529 Did you just assume that I assumed that @NeuesTestament is assuming? I'm shaking, can't type. Won't be replying again unless my therapist approves.
Role?
The “I voted” stickers are back! Of course Feminist Mom didn’t run out.
See that on Tinder and it's a left-swipe.
She would have 40 stickers
What they ran out of was gravestones to put them on
Why do I feel so bad for this “kid” even when I know he’s a grown man? 😂😂
Because you know that for a comedy skit...it's way to close to real life these days.
@@vallanceress Exactly.
You know there are real kids put through crap just like this.
Oh did you just stereotype him as a grown man because he looks 42?! Wow. unbelievable. You're going to be front page on twitter buddy.
Because some kids are honestly probably going through something like this.
The simplicity of the props and the chemistry between you two is GOLD. I love Feminist Mom, she’s horrible.
This kid is gonna be a great Health Secretary one day.
Or a Senator, who knows?
Assistant *
@@jizzbis Levin is the person they are referencing. Our overweight, gender dysmorphic, hypocritical "health expert" who took their own mother out of the nursing home in 2020 while telling everyone else it was perfectly safe for those with the illness to be with the elderly along with all the other Democrats saying (and also signing into law) the same thing and some even claiming anyone who said otherwise was, wait for it, "racist." Biden LOVES Levin! Levin says we should chemically castrate and physically mutilate foster kids experimentally! Republicans are weak and obviously blackmailed into stances or kept out of touch with reality, but Democrats do so some really next level evil stuff that even they prove they know is wrong as they won't do it to their own family. No one talks about how Cuomo (D) refused Trumps medical ship and instead forced the elderly to be with the sick March 2020. Why? That's right, we needed to focus on how Trump said, "from China." Trump wasn't racist, all the people who baited us in 2020 for political gain are racist. I woke up.
Normal school?! They are doing the same shit in schools!
With the way schools are these days, having kids attend them is borderline child abuse.
@@AngryReptileKeeper switch to da chahtah schools.
they literally just showed us a cartoon of a fat, pink.hair coloured haired man have sex with a shaggy looking man. Before showing an actual penis on screen. And they called that sex ed. They also told us to masturbate.
This is what happens when you allow diversity, segregation is key. Everyone is happy. Unless your unhappy with the kind of person you are.
You do know that it is making fun of the homeschooling people and the indoctrination in thr education system. It is basically a hit for both sides, which makes it even better hahaha
I actually feel sorry for this fictional kid who has to go through this. 😢
I was going to include and give credit to the actor who so persuasively embodied a poor little boy living under the boot of his hyper-feminist mom, but Ryan didn't put the actor's name in the video description. 🤔
@@raisingamind Danny Polishchuk
"Can I ask a question?"
"Ah ah ah"
"Can I axe a question?"
Did not see that coming lmao
I didn't get that?
@@Christine-ws8kq It's an ebonics thing, usually people who live in urban areas say "axe" instead of "ask" both white or black doesn't matter but people usually associate it with black people.
I'm generalizing urban areas alot obviously but it's simpler to explain that way
In Portland's flag-burning school, you're instructed that you can't burn it until you take a crap on it.
But then wouldn't it be less flammable in *T E X A S* we just use a thermobaric bomb
Wow , I'm learning so much about different cultures!
Too bad for Portland, the flag was designed to be impossible to crap on!
This is so fucking funny and sad at the same time. Maybe because it hits so close to home...
Did your mom traumatize you too by schooling you topless? :/
@@y2kvaporwave Maybe because it hits so close to home school*.
I see what you did there
Is it funny? I was homeschooled by a conservative nut job who constantly said the "World was ending very soon and that we can be demon possessed if we sin too much". In addition to just not having normal friends, doing normal kid things, or even knowing what sex is until I was in high school. Also unironically my conservative mom emotionally abused me like this supposed "feminist" does in this skit which actually did seem to make me kind of gay.
@@zr1129 Now THAT is comedy. 😂
this is brave, strong and beautiful.
Empowering...
I'm so stunned by the stunning braveness of this, it's just so stunningly brave that I can't believe something could be so brave and so stunning.
Take this thumbs up goddamnit
I’m shivering and shitting with empowerment
We actually got to do the exact ”look at these pictures and judge the people on them without knowing anything about them and this somehow in order to prevent prejudice” thing in my school once. Scary when this gets so close to reality.
“Free tampons....which I WONT USE” 😂😂😂
Tbh though how come there's free access to toilet paper in pretty much every public bathroom, but never free access to feminine hygiene products? It would be awesome if businesses had free feminine hygiene products available.
To be fair, tampons do suck.
I was concerned when he said free bleeding......so is that using no feminine hygiene products?
I noticed the blood on his shorts. He wasn't using them already😂
@@anneb889 yes, that is a real thing that some women do. As a woman myself, I could never and don't understand why anyone would.
That's some University professors right now
lmao ik the one ur talking about
“And unlimited tampons, WHICH I WONT USE”
😂😂😂😂😂 lmfaooo
“In some cases” a man and a woman....
This is too funny
Jeah but it's rare
He plays this character a little too good.
I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on UA-cam. I already make a lot of money on UA-cam. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, phil
@@AxxLAfriku follow your heart bro.
*too well
@@RealityCheck6T9 ugh ur desgusting
@@philup6274 Dagusting*
I don’t know man, i think the real problem is that there is a 10 year old with a beard.
Well they started her on testosterone early 🤷♀️
Yeah she should have put "him" on hormone blockers until "he" is old enough to choose like any good mother would, she must be bigoted terf
Transphobe
Bruh I remember when I was in school there were 10 year olds with full on mustaches shit was wild lmao
Plot twist: That isn't her son. Thats some man she(?) kidnapped from the border.
"All Black Basketball team" being diverse was a nice touch.
Jeez, it's scary how perfectly acted this is. Makes me wanna punch the lights out on him/her/it/them.
I feel like "we're taking questions from POC first" is the next thing to happen
That's already a thing.
@@d4n4nable damn... i mean they may as well start doing segregated classrooms. (Yeah ik they did some of that too)
That’s been going on since at least 2015
Lol yt deleted my comment because it was jokingly suggesting white people should just leave school
We can only hope they self segregate, my kids school sure as hell could use it
You guys really committed to that condom/banana bit 🤣 👌🏼
Why is this documentary not on Netflix
Not enough underage girls depicted in sexual manner for Netflix's standards
Two things that don't mix:
A liberal and a biology teacher
somehow she's my teacher
Awwwww :
*libtаrd
You can't study science and not be liberal? Do you think being a liberal means being an SJW?
@@zr1129 She has to talk about the differences between male and female and hesitates over every word...
@@Bryan_Hagan that sucks, is as if math teachers couldn't teach basic basic math examples becase every time they'd need to pause half an hour to list exceptions and other rules
The blood is still on the pants. I clicked on this super fast. Glad my notifications are on lol
Free bleeding yo
"I plan to unionize the teachers in this school until I get smaller classes, summers off, winters off, and unlimited benefits including free tampons.
Which I won't use."
Scrolling through yt feeling like I needed something uplifting. I found what I was looking for in the website you mentioned. Thank you!
Someone, somewhere, is exactly like this😭
"No Marcus, I will not be allowing you to attend anymore of your online clan rallies" ROFLROFLROFL, when a kid actually WANTS to go back to in-person school you know you messed up big time. lollllll
Ryan, you're always so funny but almost scary in how relevant the topics are. Just today I saw a reddit thread where people in Ontario were discussing how they can prevent conservatives in Alberta from homeschooling to ensure that everyone learns about the progressive agenda. I was stunned
It's really disheartening to see they see no issue with that.
yet we all have seen an actual person like this when we pass an leftist rally, usually quite a few
Ryan is genuinely killing it. The world desperately needs more comedy like this.
Ryan, question: You are _trying_ to get cancelled, aren't you?
He cant be canceled he is saying all the right things.
You can’t get cancelled if you refuse to accept the left’s “cancelling” you. The world doesn’t happen simply because they say it does. Ignore their whining, or make fun of it.
@@JesusFriedChrist This.
Can’t be canceled if his entire audience doesn’t give a shit about him getting “canceled”.
Not if they take this seriously Lol
If Joe sees this, she'll get a job offer for sure
Finally, I was waiting for this since you announced the theme of the video in your podcast great job as always.
I discovered Ryan Long a few days back and am taken aback at what a genius he is.
His skits are exceptional.
Funny enough, this is closer to public schools than home schools.
…
It’s still too extreme, but that’s only because of the teacher’s unions.
Ryan, you are a legend!!! The content keeps getting better!
Is that a new kind of gorilla marketing? Because shitting on the cringy ad read at the end actually made me want to check it out. Cheers to Moe for having a sense of humor.
Always so funny and get the point across.
Thank you!!
I can see Ryan holding his laughs at the condom scene
Lol sad part this is that this is not far off and will become our new reality
Won’t be mine or my children. Good luck to you.
We need to stop it
@Antigone Zervas they keep deleting my comments wonder y lol they deleted truth cuz they know im right
I mentioned Kissinger and soros and their plans of y this is happening hope this dont get deleted 2
This is your best work yet!
You are the best comedian. Seriously this is so good! 😂
Literally my mom
God help you!
DiVeRsITy Is Our StReNgTh
Username checksout
@@vve2059 almost liked the comment till i saw that
It's subversive commies pushing this crap.
They're trying to pit everyone against each other.
Never forget that.
Diversity is awesome as long as everyone thinks the same lol
@muona mies dude can do as he pleases but his name is too trolly for me
Your Feminist Mom videos have so much re-watchability. I think that these have to be my favourite videos that you've done. You're so creative and funny, Ryan!
1:03 I love the assumptions based on looking at people joke.
His mom's armpit hair is so brave, strong, and beautiful.
His mom's moustache is equally potent, brave and amazing.
How did you slip a camera into my college class?
0:40 Omg I would LOVE to see the bloopers for this!! 😂
One of the best videos ever! Watched it 10 times already
"Yes, because the coffee shop I work at fired me for being a woman!!!"
I died at that
The whole thing is brilliant
Teacher's unions: "Write that down, write that down!"
You two are brilliant.
If you ever come to Portland, OR I'm definitely gonna go.
Ryan is an absolute stud. These are brilliant
Malala's photo in the background makes it even more hillarious
The aggressive self victimization is so accurate :o
"Can I axe you a question" always been one of my pet peeves with people but so spot on😂 these guys hit ever nail on the head!
The shirts are AWESOME.
Ty Ryan. :)
I’ve been trying to bring back the term “Jimmy Hat” since 2002. Thanks for the much needed help, Ryan.
I just love the period stained shorts, it really completes the look! xD
I can't believe this is still on :-) Best of luck.
Omfffgggg the first question on the test had me busting out laughing immediately 🤣🤣
This need to have 1 million views
"Can i ask a-"
"Ah ah ah"
"Can i... axe a questshun?"
Holy hell sir, hilarious again! Damned glad this channel came across my radar!
We need a full movie of this. I would back it on kickstarter anyday.
This would be hilarious. Pretty much all of Ryan's videos are hilarious, but his Feminist Mom ones are my absolute favorite. lollllll
I gotta axe, how far removed is this from the stuff they're teaching at those sensitivity trainings?
@J P3 I'll have to check it out, though don't how much my cringe limit will allow
That wig looks so good on you lmao. 😂
Have been waiting for a sequel to the feminist mom video for so long xd
Love this series keep it up
"I'm demisexual!"
Demisexual just means you’re almost asexual, like you don’t experience sexual attraction, which makes her obsession with sex more confusing. Very nice.
@@cecilyerker I thought it meant to only feel attraction for a person you're emotionally attached to.
but we GotTa EdUcaTe OurseLvEs
( i'm pansexual so i'll leave before any demi wants my head for not knowing better )
Why can I only like this once youtube!!!
Love your videos! Btw the merch looks sick
Dude stop, there is too many videos to watch on your channel already, i cant stop!
Feminist Mom is one of my favorite characters. I'm glad we can laugh at the anathematic turn our society is taking.
You should my mom... Oh boy..
I MEAN! oh gi- girl?
As a 100% asian, 100% irish guy, I can relate with being stereotyped for just some asian guy.
Are there any Irish jokes specifically for Asian people in Ireland
@@cecilyerker ChillywingGuinnesswong and sushiriceLyonstea just to name a few.
That is what we call our children
Lol keep it up, these two characters are hilarious
Love this, must make this into a series.
Oh my Gosh, they’re excellent actors since I sincerely felt so bad for the kid...
How many times did mom vote? Looks like she has 50+ "I voted" stickers!
This is a great documentary channel!
That was a riot, just bought some merch! Keep up the good work!
Hemosexual....🤣🤣🤣 the whole video was hilarious and ya I could see this happening!
“Got fired for freebleeding in the scones” 🤮🤮🤮
You always hit the nail on the head. 🤣
Where the F have you been all my life!!! This is awesome !!!!
damn, ryan basically has a monopoly on anti-woke humor. no one else wants to touch it with a 20ft pole. and he does it so well that it would be hard to compete with anyways.
Have a look at JP Sears on his AwakenWithJP channel (for now, still here).
Indeed there are very few commedians who dare to joke about the diabolical woke movement, having said this, I wouldn't say that Ryan is the only brave man who dares to do it... Have you heard of Bill Burr or Dave Chappelle?
@@Dah42 bill burr has pretty much 180'd in recent times to some sad levels of political correctness
So it’s just like regular school
Best comedy of the last 5 years, no competitors even close.
Damn, even your commercials for sponsors are good!