Jurassic Park III Review

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  • @IAMLH
    @IAMLH 7 років тому +85

    7:10
    Raptor billy: Alan..
    Raptor Ellie Sadler: Alan!
    Raptor Ian Macolm: Dr. Grant?

  • @Burori1
    @Burori1 10 років тому +220

    My biggest gripe with the film is that the Spino, with it's much weaker jaws, somehow snapped the T-Rex's neck. With a few rewrites, we could have had a superb sub-plot where the T-Rex escapes the neck snap and the two fight to a stand still, hunting one another throughout the film, with the humans getting caught in the middle of it every time.

    • @yarmen1268
      @yarmen1268 10 років тому +30

      we don't really know the Spino had weak jaws. It looked and hunted very much like a crocodile who have ridiculously strong jaws. They have to be strong to catch their fast, slippery prey
      maybe not as strong as a T-rex, but they could well have been strong enough to break a neck! (plus the arms, don't forget he used his arms)

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 10 років тому +18

      yarmen 12 We have definitive proof that not only was Spinosaurus more like the fish eating crocodiles, but also its arms were useless in a fight. I call Spinosaurus the platypus of the Dinosaur world.

    • @yarmen1268
      @yarmen1268 10 років тому +2

      for weak arms what proof might that be?

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 10 років тому +14

      yarmen 12 Not weak, rather positioned on the body. New finds show that the stunt the Spino pulled would have flipped it onto its back, because its center of mass was around the chest area.
      Spinosaurus was barely Bipedal. If the center of mass was a few centemeters forward, Spinosaurus would be using its foreclaws as feet on land.

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 10 років тому +1

      ***** I know. I said that it was a fish-eater.

  • @forrestofnohr9153
    @forrestofnohr9153 7 років тому +180

    Things they should've done :
    1. Kept billy dead
    2. Killed one of the Kirby parents, mostly Amanda

    • @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830
      @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 7 років тому +31

      Forrest Of Nohr Yeah she was irritatingly stupid.
      Better make as much noise as possible.
      Run out of the plane when spino was right outside.
      Get freaked out by a skeleton and part from the group.
      Get almost killed by a obvious raptor ambush...
      HOW did she manage to survive the movie?

    • @Kains_Gaming_Channel
      @Kains_Gaming_Channel 6 років тому +20

      No. Just have Grant as the lone survivor. Cause he's the only good character the fans love. Have the parents die saving eric to make up for their stupidity. And end it with a at least 10 minutes fight between the Spinosaurus and the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 5 років тому +9

      3: Have Billy tame and adopt a flying dino, using it to scout and find Dr. Grant, rather than just dumb luck...
      Ps: Or have the kid use T-Rex piss to ward off raptors MORE THAN ONCE!!!

    • @Shadowofthebarren7286
      @Shadowofthebarren7286 5 років тому +1

      Billy was not killed because of them thinking about the audience and if they killed off Amanda it would make them look sexist.

    • @Saltyaf38
      @Saltyaf38 5 років тому +3

      They should have the Kirbys the villians.

  • @80MWH
    @80MWH 8 років тому +86

    13:00
    The weird thing is that "Alan!" dream, has a raptor with the updated Raptor look, but Grant has never seen these 'evolved' Raptors until he gets on the island.
    I wonder if that was a last-minute add-in, or they didn't want to rebuild a Lost World Raptor to look like the 1993 version, and said, 'who cares!?'

    • @Darkko88
      @Darkko88 5 років тому +10

      I think the crew was so stupid and careless that they didn't even think about that plothole.

    • @coolguyhino92
      @coolguyhino92 4 роки тому +1

      Y'know, that is a very good point. Thank you, good Sir.

    • @PUNISHERMHS_2021
      @PUNISHERMHS_2021 Рік тому +1

      I'm aware this is 6 years old, but there's a scene in the script where he got ahold of footage from a nature doc, which featured JP3 raptors, he showed it during his presantation.

    • @Chet_Manly
      @Chet_Manly Рік тому

      @@PUNISHERMHS_2021 what scene is this? I don't remember seeing that.

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Chet_Manly i don't either maybe it got cut from filming or was a deleted scene or had been a few years since I've seen it though.

  • @sonikku956
    @sonikku956 8 років тому +81

    It's amazing how much Spinosaurus changed during these past 2 years. It went from bipedal to quadrupedal and then back to being possibly bipedal due to a mixup of bones not even being from Spinosaurus in the first place.

    • @gilleswoodside9264
      @gilleswoodside9264 4 роки тому +4

      Blame the Nazis for that

    • @ShadowGaming-ft4fh
      @ShadowGaming-ft4fh 4 роки тому

      And now it looks like a tadpole

    • @soundwavegamer2321
      @soundwavegamer2321 4 роки тому +3

      I’m late but also the Spinosaurus in this films is a actually a couple of feet shorter then the actual animal.

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 4 роки тому +1

      ​@@gilleswoodside9264 Makes perfect sense..

    • @wd3185
      @wd3185 2 роки тому +1

      @@afrog2666 Actually, it does. The best set of Spinosaurus fossils were destroyed in Africa during World War II by a bombing raid. That's why the animal isn't well understood, since not many good-condition fossils of it have been found since then.

  • @Javier23gol
    @Javier23gol 9 років тому +72

    Decker you should listen again the scene on the river. Grant clearly says "The River, Site B". Site A was Isla Nublar and Site B Isla Sorna so Ellie knew where they were at. Also knowing were the river starts they also can know in which side of the island the river ends.

    • @Kartissa
      @Kartissa 5 років тому +4

      *"unless Hammond contacted her off screen before he met with Malcom in the 2nd"*
      Or she heard about it from the news report/interview where Hammond talks about leaving the island in peace, like Eric and his parents presumably did....

    • @suddenlyfrogs9504
      @suddenlyfrogs9504 5 років тому

      So the entire plot of Jurassic World 2 is entirely meaningless?

    • @Knight-of-Sarcasm
      @Knight-of-Sarcasm 4 роки тому +1

      @@suddenlyfrogs9504 It's always been meaningless to me. I like 3 over 2. Ian and the poacher are the only good parts of two. I despise the dog part. Traumatize those audience kids, yeah!

    • @dallasmay4031
      @dallasmay4031 4 роки тому

      i tried telling people that in nostalgia critics review but people kept calling stupid or retarded FINALLY! someone gets what i mean

    • @Kenneth_A_H
      @Kenneth_A_H Рік тому +1

      @@Knight-of-Sarcasm I almost took your comment as you being serious until I saw your name

  • @DragonmanX90
    @DragonmanX90 9 років тому +49

    Can someone explain something to me; the scene with the Spinosaur and the family reunion by the fence- how in the blue hell did no one hear that thing coming? The spinosaur is larger than the T-rex; the t-rex by the way who creates fracking impact tremors when it walks! It had to come from the forest so it would've broke through the treeline. I mean what the fuck; is the Spinosaur the dinosaur equivalent to Jason Voorhees or something?!

    • @DragonmanX90
      @DragonmanX90 9 років тому +13

      Note, I made the Jason Voorhees comment before I finished the review; didn't know Decker would make the same reference.

    • @charliegareginyan9584
      @charliegareginyan9584 9 років тому +5

      DragonmanX90 I think it was for a comedic moment of the phone ringing

    • @coryames1170
      @coryames1170 6 років тому +12

      Dude the Rex did the same thing at the end of the first movie. We shall never know lmao. Dinosaurs are NINJAS!

    • @Nicebitoftucka
      @Nicebitoftucka 6 років тому +6

      Lol wait til you see Fallen Kingdom

    • @ashleythomas4112
      @ashleythomas4112 4 роки тому

      Yeah, this is just something the series has decided to ignore whenever it suits the plot. Happened at the end of the first movie when it saved them from Velociraptors and then again at the end of the second movie when it somehow snuck up on Ludlow when he was trying to get the baby T-rex.

  • @Drownedinblood
    @Drownedinblood 10 років тому +65

    If anyone is wondering the Japanese literally says "combustion of dinosaur butts" aka dinosaur farts.

    • @DeckerShado
      @DeckerShado  10 років тому +21

      Ulfbert I was wondering if anyone would catch that.

    • @Darkslayer289
      @Darkslayer289 10 років тому +3

      I was wondering what that said. Thanks for the translation man.

    • @charliegareginyan9584
      @charliegareginyan9584 9 років тому +3

      Decker Shado you missed the garbled part where grant says Site B which Ellie knows about from Malcolm

    • @shunonnorth2432
      @shunonnorth2432 8 років тому +3

      the indominus was cool. (still about as weird as the orators in 3 )
      yes the characters were stereotypical and the animatronic wasnt that good.
      but the cgi were good and the last fight was awesome.
      the raptor thing was kinda stupid but the mosasaur were great.
      most of the actors were great.

  • @JohnAvengerJR1985
    @JohnAvengerJR1985 9 років тому +19

    This movie is a serious guilty pleasure.It was entertaining in the theatre and watching it again I like the film for what it is.

  • @EvilPoet85
    @EvilPoet85 10 років тому +21

    Killing The T-Rex and Téa Leoni's endless screaming was the deal breaker for me.

  • @Blazer1408
    @Blazer1408 9 років тому +24

    20:01- 20:21 I almost die laughing at that joke, but it´s not well based.
    He said: "The River. Site B" He also wrote a book about his experience on Site A while the incident from the second movie had to hit the news, it was most likely that Ellie, at some point, found out either by the news or by any other way that there was a Site B.
    So with all that in mind I´m sure she figured out, let´s help the movie and say not at the right moment the phone call got disconnected so maybe after looking on the internet what Site B means, where to send the help.

  • @GanonGhidorah
    @GanonGhidorah 8 років тому +43

    So let me get this straight; people cannot watch Jurassic World without bitching about how the Gas from the Jeeps should in no way be good after 2 decades, because Gasoline usually goes bad after 6 months.
    HOWEVER, this movie gets a pass on the boat's full gas tank that's been sitting there abandoned for about eight years?
    I know this movie has an abundance of things to complain about, but c'mon; be consistent.

    • @jacknapier8201
      @jacknapier8201 4 роки тому +8

      It's like attacking Hitler because you don't like his anti-smoking stance. It's there and you can feel that way about it but let's be honest there's bigger fucking issues at hand.

    • @unknownflickz1289
      @unknownflickz1289 4 роки тому +3

      Well 2 decades is way longer

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 2 роки тому

      Non-ethanol gas can last alot longer in a proper container and storage conditions. I have used 2-3 year old gas , no issues. Adding stabilizer and some new gas you can get an easy 5-10 years, out of a generator .which you start and run about 1-2 times a year for a couple hours. I did that for about 10 years.
      20 year old gas, stored improperly? IDK.

  • @MsDjessa
    @MsDjessa 6 років тому +10

    4:32 Smarter than primates... Humans are primates.
    15:15 And then the Spinosaurus went of to make signs on a corn field.

  • @oscarstainton
    @oscarstainton 10 років тому +32

    @ 3:05, I always hated that particular plot hole, they never establish whether it was pterosaurs or marine reptiles, and to this day the mystery remains unanswered, to say nothing about the 'smart than primates' thing for Raptors. After this film I kept expecting a "Planet of the Apes" style sequel with Raptors developing sentience and staging an epic uprising against humans and enslaving the other dinos.
    I don't know about you, but I subscribe to the fan theory that there are two subspecies of raptors and pteranodons on the island, explaining the physical and behaviour discrepancies. I could go on. Once again, awesome review!!

    • @natani___7666
      @natani___7666 10 років тому +6

      The boat was attacked by Pterasours. While it isn't shown, if you read an earlier script there is a scene that was removed where Grant finds the boat and notices all the pterasours foot prints in the sand among other things.

    • @oscarstainton
      @oscarstainton 10 років тому +1

      VORTIXX FAN Glad to hear that old plot point has closure, and it does mostly make sense, still wish the film had time to resolve it.

    • @InvaderGIR98
      @InvaderGIR98 10 років тому +2

      VORTIXX FAN
      Oh! That makes sense! When I was a little kid, I just assumed that it was the Spinosaur that did it since it was later established that it could swim. Of course, the idea seemed stupid and implausible to me even back then, but it was the only thing I could think of, haha

    • @natani___7666
      @natani___7666 10 років тому +3

      Yeah, the film makers should have kept the scene that shows the wreckage of the boat. Because it just confuses audiences. Up until I read the older draft of the script that had the scene, I thought it might a Mosasaur or Spinosaurus.

    • @Phoenixesper1
      @Phoenixesper1 7 років тому +1

      Whether its pterosaurs or marine reptiles its still an even bigger plot hole about why the f*ck those things aren't roaming the earth terrorizing everyone by this point!

  • @moviebuffer93
    @moviebuffer93 10 років тому +16

    I can't believe some people think this is better than The Lost World... oh well, hopefully Jurassic World will be an improvement over this film.

    • @DevaPein
      @DevaPein 5 років тому +6

      BobGrill93 im sorry to dissappoint you but.... Lol

    • @Jonqen
      @Jonqen 3 роки тому

      Haha I always liked this one more for some reason. Still do. Like the pteradon section and spinosaurus boat scene. In lost world i hate everything...except peter stormare

  • @locoluck777
    @locoluck777 7 років тому +16

    + Decker Shado "God damn sexual Tyranno... ,*Neck=snapped*"

    • @Slick-yj6mj
      @Slick-yj6mj 5 років тому

      Oh . . . guess that's the end of THAT joke.

    • @Ackalan
      @Ackalan 3 роки тому

      Am I the only one who wonder how the HELL Spino got out unharmed from the T-rex bite?

  • @Phoenixesper1
    @Phoenixesper1 7 років тому +8

    15:05 Huh... they gave the spinosaurus the same weakness as the aliens from signs... a wooden door!

  • @andrewblanchard2537
    @andrewblanchard2537 8 років тому +12

    17:44 ·
    Jason Voorhees O'sauras

  • @AEsir_Goji
    @AEsir_Goji 9 років тому +32

    20:22
    He did mention site B.
    "The river! Site B!(gurgle,gurgle)"

    • @c0smic_eve
      @c0smic_eve 8 років тому +5

      I know I said that to

    • @vincentmarcellino7183
      @vincentmarcellino7183 6 років тому

      It's "The river! The ri-(gurgle)"

    • @WollongongWacko
      @WollongongWacko 5 років тому

      MrHappyBollox "The river! Site B!", lol ur welcum

    • @DonnyLobos
      @DonnyLobos 5 років тому +1

      18:13

    • @stormichow5325
      @stormichow5325 5 років тому +1

      @MrHappyBollox Grant says "The river! Site B! The river-"
      Yes, it does exist.

  • @SquierStrat72
    @SquierStrat72 8 років тому +41

    It'll be the next Samuel L. Jackson movie. They have to up the stakes. "Raptors on a Plane"...... :D

    • @roseyjedi
      @roseyjedi 7 років тому +1

      SquierStrat72 lol

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 5 років тому +2

      I want Jackson in Jurassic World 3. We never him die in JP. He survived. And is alive with a robotic arm.

    • @procow2274
      @procow2274 4 роки тому +1

      Sounds like a short movie

  • @TheHeroOfTomorrow
    @TheHeroOfTomorrow 9 років тому +19

    NINJA DINOSAURS! Now that's an awesome idea.

  • @surma85
    @surma85 9 років тому +14

    "Okay im going to swallow you all one by one until someone answers this DAMN phone!" Lmfao i just about died laughing

  • @ms.muffin7592
    @ms.muffin7592 8 років тому +38

    People are gonna hate me SO MUCH for this, but I've gotta get my opinion out there. Well, here go's...
    ...I LOVE Jurassic Park 3, absolutely adored it as a kid, as I had grown up on the film. I loved spino as a kid, it was my favorite dinosaur, and I always thought it was so cool looking and AWSOME. I loved EVREY scene, and still enjoy them all to this day. JP3 was a HUGE part of my childhood, and was one of the major things that got me into paleontology and science in general, and for that it holds a very special place in my heart.

    • @toaryanonicle8270
      @toaryanonicle8270 7 років тому +1

      Same here man! :D

    • @JarlSube
      @JarlSube 7 років тому +1

      The Anonymous Anomalocaris me to

    • @spitz5183
      @spitz5183 7 років тому +4

      Glad to see I’m not alone.

    • @He-who-wakes
      @He-who-wakes 6 років тому +3

      I mean...i like all the Jurassic parks

    • @Hydrazilla98
      @Hydrazilla98 6 років тому

      Same here

  • @brandonmedina494
    @brandonmedina494 3 роки тому +3

    Grant and Billy should've realized the Kirbys weren't wealthy considering they had beer at a bar instead of a swanky 5 star restuarant

  • @spikethebeardeddragon3734
    @spikethebeardeddragon3734 8 років тому +34

    God damn it Decker. I had hopes you would have commented on this. The T-Rex vs. Spinosaurus fight was bullshit. Regardless of which creature you think would have won a fight against the other, the fight displayed in this movie shows the T-Rex biting down on the Spino's neck. Even when this movie was released, paleontologists knew that the Spinosaurus' skeleton was very weak. And seeing as the T-Rex has the largest bite force of any land animal ever, that bite would have at the very least, ripped the bitten chunk of the Spino off the rest of its body, including its spine. I though of all the reviewers that have reviewed this movie, you would have pointed this out, seeing as you love pointing out scientific flaws in movies.

    • @kaijucifer3544
      @kaijucifer3544 7 років тому +1

      Spike The Bearded Dragon Tell me about it.

    • @theamythestdragon3964
      @theamythestdragon3964 7 років тому +1

      Spike The Bearded Dragon largest bite force ever *looks at megladon*

    • @unknownuser7081
      @unknownuser7081 7 років тому +3

      Ketsuka, the Violet Flame “land animal” can you read ?

    • @PsychicViper
      @PsychicViper 6 років тому

      Yeah the Spino realistically stands no chance. Yeah sure it is a larger animal BUT the T Rex would easily win based on the fact that all it would take is one bite and BOOM... Spinosaurus is dead

    • @keirawrighton2399
      @keirawrighton2399 6 років тому

      eh the fight wasn't too bad and I think how the spino was pictured in the movie yes it had its flaws but it was pretty good

  • @Guitarist._.2004
    @Guitarist._.2004 5 років тому +6

    I actually liked this movie a lot when I was younger and still do. The Spinosaurous is my favorite dinosaur. That's the reason I love this movie

  • @Votesaxon07Reviews
    @Votesaxon07Reviews 7 років тому +2

    Just stumbled across your channel, really enjoying the content. Been looking for new, long & in depth movie reviews as I've gotten tired of the usual YT critics and your channel has been a godsend. Great work man.

  • @andrewblanchard2537
    @andrewblanchard2537 6 років тому +5

    9:49
    " a GODDAMN SEXUAL
    TYRANNO..... "
    I guess
    that's the end of that joke
    😂

  • @RThyrring
    @RThyrring 9 років тому +23

    One thing I never understood about this movie:
    Why the fuck did the "Villain-Saurus" (the one you referred to as "Spinosaurus") keep chasing our main protagonists?? I mean, wouldn't it more likely be hunting for other prey instead of focusing on this particular group of humans?? I know, it was probably to add tension to the plot, but really, how the fuck does this make ANY sense within the film's own universe??

    • @charlietheanteater3918
      @charlietheanteater3918 9 років тому +1

      My theory is that this spino is very very proticve over its territory and will stop at nothing to kill any living thing in his territory, like how the spino would chase anything that was in its territory and stop at nothing to kill them in real life

    • @reginaldgickington4793
      @reginaldgickington4793 9 років тому +2

      Dude, it is a spinosaurus. Don't say "referred to", that's exactly what it is. IT IS A DINOSAUR THAT IS CLASSIFIED AS A SPINOSAURUS, WE HAVE THE FOSSILS AND THE KNOWLEDGE TO GENERAL IDENTIFY THIS THING.

    • @RThyrring
      @RThyrring 9 років тому

      Reginald Gickington
      Jeez, sorry. I take it back. Didn't mean to offend your sensitivity...

    • @reginaldgickington4793
      @reginaldgickington4793 9 років тому

      OMG, that was quick. I'm still watching the video!

    • @Yu1awAngerWolf82
      @Yu1awAngerWolf82 9 років тому +1

      I think Dug the NC said it better, maybe us humans are like walking Middle fingers.

  • @Dirty_Dan205
    @Dirty_Dan205 7 років тому +15

    Grant actually said "the river! Site b!"

    • @dallasmay4031
      @dallasmay4031 6 років тому

      actually i played back what he said on the phone he said sorna it was disgruntled over the shouting so he said Sorna! Site B!

  • @kjon1475
    @kjon1475 2 роки тому +2

    Michael Chriton attempting to make a story for JP3 "Teens stuck on an island."
    Universal blows it off.
    Universal 19 years later "Camp Cretaceous."

  • @erdenyesiloglu8419
    @erdenyesiloglu8419 10 років тому +7

    I like the Spinosaurus

  • @theamythestdragon3964
    @theamythestdragon3964 7 років тому +8

    "no force on earth or heaven can get me on that island" then what about hell?

    • @Shadowofthebarren7286
      @Shadowofthebarren7286 5 років тому

      It sounded to me like "No force on earth or hell" so what about heaven?

    • @ShadowGaming-ft4fh
      @ShadowGaming-ft4fh 4 роки тому

      Well he didn’t end up on the island, he just ended up at the other dinosaur island

    • @AlexCooper-cr6pz
      @AlexCooper-cr6pz 4 роки тому

      No force in Earth or Heaven, could get me back on that island.

    • @jacknapier8201
      @jacknapier8201 4 роки тому

      So the Event Horizon?

  • @LindaB651
    @LindaB651 5 років тому +2

    Found your channel maybe a week or so ago ("I Spit on your Grave" came up in my recommended list)- am binge watching a bunch of your stuff! Love your "Jurassic Park" and sequels, reviews!
    Ichabod Todd's work is wonderful, btw, and I'm amazed I'd never heard of him before viewing your videos.
    Also, really enjoy reading your "additional notes." they wrap up your presentation nicely!

  • @The_Campfire
    @The_Campfire 4 роки тому +3

    Wish we could find out what Michael Crichton came up with for a third installment in the franchise.

  • @pgtoguro541
    @pgtoguro541 4 роки тому +3

    I remember when they were promoting this movie it felt kinda cheesey when they showed the clip of the sino vs trex scene. They where like hey look at this new dino. Should of known it was a sign of things to come. Still I did also enjoy the bird cage.

  • @AaronM909
    @AaronM909 10 років тому +8

    OMG I was laughing so much at that raptor bit were you had them Subbed talking XD

  • @cjtheprop-maker
    @cjtheprop-maker 4 роки тому +2

    Yes Decker but if you listen, what he said was: "The river, site B!"
    Assuming Grant and Elly heard about the site B incident and dinosaurs running loose in San Diego, she would know what he's talking about.

  • @kylemendoza8860
    @kylemendoza8860 9 місяців тому +1

    In all fairness. John with him at the dinosaurs weren't being fenced. But it does make sense that they would put a fence around their buildings.

  • @Darkko88
    @Darkko88 5 років тому +3

    I had this movie on dvd and in the 'making of' video they explain some stuff like they had the Spinosaurus kill the T.Rex fast and efortlessly at the beginning of the movie to establish it as the biggest and scariest predator ever but they fail miserably because it's not earned at all. This is like if in a Superman comic some random guy named Ultraman appears out of nowhere, kills Superman and takes his place as the protagonist. But what can you expect about people who put mohawks on velociraptors, right?

    • @ashleythomas4112
      @ashleythomas4112 4 роки тому +2

      Not only was it not earned, it shouldn't have even been possible after the T-rex clamped it's jaws around the Spinosaurus neck and ploughed it into the ground. I don't care how tough a Spino was, it ain't surviving having a T-rex bite it in the neck.

    • @jasonkreider8954
      @jasonkreider8954 2 роки тому

      Or if some random thug kills batman

  • @JHaru777
    @JHaru777 2 роки тому +1

    Producers: Crihton, we love your books and they make great movies! Can you help us come up with a third story?
    Crihton: Well sure, how about-
    Producers: ALL YOUR IDEAS ARE STUPID!

  • @zach1997ism
    @zach1997ism 5 років тому +2

    3:30 to be fair there was good possibility of being stuck on the rocks and risk starvation or dehydration where as going to the island has the possibility of finding food and shelter. Granted they were still stupid enough to get near the island in the first place.

    • @bloodwolfgaming9269
      @bloodwolfgaming9269 2 роки тому

      Not to mention that the "scratches" on the bottom of the boat was clearly a rather substantial hole that would ultimately cause the boat to sink.

  • @The1stInterviewer
    @The1stInterviewer Рік тому +1

    It would've made more sense to save the trex vs the spinosaur for the climatic fight. But show that both are tracking the cast throughout the movie

  • @Akeshane
    @Akeshane 9 років тому +1

    Couple of review problems. First, the satellite phone, Grant says "the River, site B", which to Ellie should be enough information to realize what was happening. She, after all, had the same experience and is smart figure it out.
    Also in the book Jurassic park 2 there are definite references to buildings and fences, so when they say "no fences" it means more "no fences except around the compound.

  • @Idfkidc-p2o
    @Idfkidc-p2o Рік тому +1

    I like to think why the spinosaurus didnt break through the wooden door is because the spinosaurus is dumber than a bag of nails and has no concept of object permanence

  • @Dragon_nerd_3
    @Dragon_nerd_3 8 років тому +15

    is it me or did that spineasoares killed the mother fucking T Rex

    • @DeanxPeaceMaker
      @DeanxPeaceMaker 8 років тому

      Yup rip trex

    • @stoneryoda9377
      @stoneryoda9377 8 років тому

      in Jurassic world the T-rex smashes spineosaur skeleton jus to say fuck Jurassic park 3

    • @stoneryoda9377
      @stoneryoda9377 8 років тому +3

      Jack Rose Reviews its where the character Claire beeing chased by the T-rex its really quick but if you know its there you see it hope you find it a good jab a JP3

    • @oshin_aykaz6889
      @oshin_aykaz6889 7 років тому +2

      it makes sense bacause the t-rex was a very young one (the baby from the lost world)

  • @AzraelThanatos
    @AzraelThanatos 4 роки тому +2

    For the Pteranodons, those where two different species judging by the massive differences shown between them from size (The TLW ones where massive things in that scene judging by the context while the JP3 ones weren't that much larger than a human.
    For the location thing from the phone, that was a Satellite Phone, those have a GPS location system built into it, which is part of how it works by routing the call through a satellite and then onward, you can track the call location pretty easily there.

    • @Knight-of-Sarcasm
      @Knight-of-Sarcasm 4 роки тому

      But the battery was low on the phone. Would the GPS had worked w/o a battery charge?

    • @AzraelThanatos
      @AzraelThanatos 4 роки тому +1

      @@Knight-of-Sarcasm Yes, because of the way Satellite phones work, they need to maintain a GPS signal to actually connect at all, and most of them have a built in emergency transponder that will continue working even if the phone itself stops working as a phone.
      It's part of the reason why SatPhones are still expensive to have and use...the other part being due to them not being as commonly useful as a cellphone now since there's cell coverage pretty much anywhere now...but if you go into the wild, you may need a satphone to maintain contact if there isn't cell coverage

    • @Knight-of-Sarcasm
      @Knight-of-Sarcasm 4 роки тому

      @@AzraelThanatos Thank you. :) I appreciate the knowledge!

  • @UnkleDunklee
    @UnkleDunklee 8 років тому +10

    Yo decker what about the ceratosaurs scene?

  • @iguanaboi3921
    @iguanaboi3921 7 років тому +2

    My biggest problem is the spinosaurus. Now hear me out, they only used the spinosaurus to make toys (damn good toys, mind you), and so to make the comorant look more appealing to sell more toys, they made do all this shit that like it's no problem. Like breaking through a giant steel fence designed for keeping large predatory dinosaurs like the macaw on one side of the fence, killing the T-Rex, survive getting hit with a fucking airplane, etc etc. My main problem with the parakeet is that it doesn't act like an animal, it acts like a human serial killer. with the indominus, it made some sense, nothing raised it and it was too intelligent for people to handle. The penguin lived on that island it's entire life, it's not intelligent enough to feel complex emotions like revenge or recognize a specific group of people as the people who hit it with an airplane. Bottom line is, the kiwi exists only to sell toys and a cheap excuse for an antagonist. They even removed the Crane from JP3's BlueRay cover.

    • @msagzjr.4641
      @msagzjr.4641 7 років тому +1

      Turkey Shin godzilla
      Umm are you on drugs or something,Why the heck are you saying different bird names o_O

    • @iguanaboi3921
      @iguanaboi3921 7 років тому +1

      Michael Jr Sadgwar that's the joke

    • @Durmomo0
      @Durmomo0 6 років тому

      There is a theory that they messed with the Spinosaurus DNA. Remember Grant says its not on any list of dinosaurs from Ingen. It was something kept off the books possibly a precursor to the Indominous.

  • @tartoflan
    @tartoflan 8 років тому +1

    6:31 This was actually my most favorite part of this flick (which sadly also says a lot about the rest of the movie). The mere idea of Dr. Alan Grant, one of the main protagonists of JP1, savior of the day and world renown dinosaur expert, trashing all of his principles for a lot of cash still makes me crack up until this day.
    And here I am hoping that more of the old cast will make it for jurassic world 2. Having B.D. Wong coming back in a plot relevant manner was really endearing, and I would go completely nuts if the Sam Neill/Laura Dern/Jeff Goldblum trio could be seen in a JP movie once again.

    • @BullworthGraduate
      @BullworthGraduate 8 років тому +1

      +tartoflan : I want to see all three return in "Jurassic World 2" and "3" as well.

  • @Burori1
    @Burori1 10 років тому +1

    I love the bit where Alan tells everyone how no force on earth can bring him to Sight B. Then such a force comes in the form of money. I imagine that's the same thing that happened irl, when Sam Neil originally claimed he wasn't going to return to JP, unless there was a good script in it.

    • @Knight-of-Sarcasm
      @Knight-of-Sarcasm 4 роки тому

      I wonder if since we didn't see the time-delay between accepting the check and flying in the plane--did he talk to Ellie and that's another reason she knew where he was?

  • @Kartissa
    @Kartissa 5 років тому +2

    24:00 I'm with you, Decker. *Cretaceous Cop* really does need to be a thing....

  • @AlexCooper-cr6pz
    @AlexCooper-cr6pz 4 роки тому +1

    Dr. Grant: This is T-Rex pee. How did you get it?
    Eric: You don't want to know.

  • @diamondlover3341
    @diamondlover3341 4 роки тому +1

    I know that, if it was real, people would do anything to get help but, I would still be hesitant to put a phone COVERED IN DINO DUNG THAT CLOSE TO MY FACE.

  • @white-dragon4424
    @white-dragon4424 3 роки тому +1

    Two other things they failed to explain are, why build a big fence that they must've known a dinosaur could break through, and also how the armed forces were able to respond and get to that location within only a few hours. Even if they knew exactly where they were and were willing to put themselves out for them, it would've taken days rather than hours to prepare and get there, at the very least.

  • @locoluck777
    @locoluck777 7 років тому +1

    +Decker Shado The Jumanji reference is funny because Joe Johnston directed that film as well...

  • @smakarphoenix
    @smakarphoenix 10 років тому

    The holidays are over and I'm now catching up on videos.
    Having really HATED Jurassic Park 2 (I've seen it twice, once in the theaters and once at home, and will never watch it again), I actually enjoyed Jurassic Park 3, and thought it very entertaining. I liked your summation at the end (and also your sub-titles).
    Happy New Year to you and yours!

  • @alexandriasanders9499
    @alexandriasanders9499 9 років тому +1

    Thank you! I needed to figure out why everyone found this movie awful. It wasn't great, but by no means did it piss me off. There were things to like about this movie. Also, that door was steel, or some metal. Not wood. And hey, not even Doctor Who could work wood.

  • @andrewblanchard2537
    @andrewblanchard2537 6 років тому +4

    this was my favorite
    JURASSIC PARK movie

  • @Nightvampirefear
    @Nightvampirefear 8 років тому +2

    hey decker, have you heard of the dinosaur movie "Pterodactyl" that came out in 2005? you'll have a ball

  • @PomLamb
    @PomLamb 5 років тому +1

    To explain how they located them on the island grant was using a satellite phone. The military must have tracked the location the call was last made in.

  • @WraithDesignz
    @WraithDesignz 4 роки тому +1

    I thought the island in this was actually the island from the 1st movie? and the island in lost world, was site b? O_o

  • @twitchylance117
    @twitchylance117 6 років тому +1

    I died at 19:12 when the Raptors don't understand what Grant was telling them.

  • @FallenAngel-qv8bz
    @FallenAngel-qv8bz 4 роки тому +1

    I’d say it’s quite a guilty pleasure of a movie. It did get me more interested into the new Dino Spinosaurus and learn more about them.

  • @tom2mat
    @tom2mat 9 років тому

    This is something everyone seems to miss, but when the boat crashes in the beginning, the rope gets pulled in very fast. That's the revving sound you hear when the boat hits the rocks. The characters in the air would get flung down into those rocks about two seconds later. They would have been smoshed into pieces. No wonder they don't wanna crash.

  • @BullworthGraduate
    @BullworthGraduate 8 років тому

    @ 15:07 : Decker does have a point about the Spinosaurus being able to bust through the fence and not being able to through the door. Especially given how in the fourth movie, the Indominus Rex was able to smash through the gates to it's paddock as well as through the walls of the old Visitor Center while trying to get to Owen and Claire.

  • @AikosBuilds
    @AikosBuilds 9 років тому +1

    Hey man you do a great job at reviews. Keep them coming.

  • @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3
    @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3 4 роки тому

    People crap on JP3 a lot. But I loved it as a kid, and going back to rewatch it, I still love it.
    Few things I feel people seem to misinterpret in this film are things like the raptor dream, or even the massive fence that separates the group.
    The dream is meant to show that Alan is somewhat obsessed with raptors after his time on Isla Nublar.
    As for the fence? They obviously had research facilities on the island. Can't have dinosaurs wandering up to them, so they're going to be fenced off. But the main bulk of the island itself is freeform like Hammond said in the second movie.
    While I find the ending to be a complete joke with the whole army/navy thing. Grant DID get off enough in that call to tell Ellie where they were. He specifically says "The River!" and "Site B!".
    While "The River" is incredibly.. stupid because an island will obviously have a ton of rivers, it does limit the areas they need to search; and him saying "Site B" tells her which island it was.

  • @electronkaleidoscope5860
    @electronkaleidoscope5860 7 років тому +1

    I watched this one quite a bit as a kid, and it's mostly because of that badass crash scene.
    I'll freely admit the bulk of this film is a mess, but the buildup and payoff to the crash is still one of my favorite scenes in a movie.

  • @Aytiws
    @Aytiws 10 років тому

    “That was Jurassic Park 3...no it wasn't!” My sentiments exactly. Gods, 2001 was a crap year. Pearl Harbor in May, Fast and the Furious (and the Tomb Raider movie) in June, and this in July, right in time for my birthday. Thanks, Universal. Thanks, Joe Johnston. Going in, I tried to ignore all my misgivings. “Dude made the Rocketeer,” I said to myself. “And he's been after this job since the moment he saw JP 1. Obviously he's gonna bring the passion and this'll be a total labor of love...” If nothing else, I learned never to doubt my own spider-sense.
    Good call on the Alien Cubed comparison. Never considered that before...but the more I think about it, the more apt it sounds. Especially since both Alien and JP started out as a strictly one-story premise. Crichton knew this - which is why the book ends with the Costa Rican air force napalming Isla Nublar back to the Mesozoic (spoiler alert for a 24-year-old book everyone should've already read), why Lost World-the-book is so lame (it screams "They were going to do it without me anyway!" louder than any book I've ever read, outside Hannibal Rising), and why Crichton walked away from this in disgust. As with our beloved xenomorphs, the initial premise got expanded upon by a more-action focused sequel, and then run into the ground by a studio-mandated, greed-dictated, malformed, half-assed second sequel. And unlike Alien Cubed, no amount of cut scenes spliced back into the home video release could possibly save this six-foot turkey. Unless that Motherfucking Raptors on a Motherfucking Plane dream sequence went on for an extra fifteen minutes...with the talking raptor and Grant getting into a philosophical debate about the ethics of cloning...and the raptor unzipping Grant like a parka when it gets frustrated. Bonus points if the raptor's concluding line had been something like: "Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see..."

  • @loganweaver8251
    @loganweaver8251 5 років тому +2

    9:49 Rest In Peace, Goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus joke, you’ll be missed

  • @ziljin
    @ziljin 7 років тому +2

    my least favorite of the jurassic park sequels

  • @CassDaMan1138
    @CassDaMan1138 9 років тому

    I like to think of it this way. The Island in this movie is supposed to be Isla Sorna, the island from the second movie. However the events take place on different parts of the island. The part of the Island that this movie takes place on was probably where they experimented with the genome of the dinosaurs hence why they had that fence and why the Spinosaur, The velociraptors with quills, and Pteranodons with teeth exist. They were mutants that the reasearchers were messing around with away from the normal batch. That's why we didn't see Spinosaurus in the second film. Why the and velociraptors and pteranodons look different.
    Also I recall looking at the map of Isla Sorna in Lost World, the part of the island that the movie took place on was highlighted while the other half wasn't. Also they did come across a genetics laboratory.

    • @sm4carnageihope
      @sm4carnageihope 9 років тому

      CassDaMan1138 Yeah, its pretty evident that they are on a different par tof the island. The second movie was in a Forestry area whilst this one was in a Jungle section of the island.

  • @gigasoftgaming
    @gigasoftgaming 3 роки тому +1

    I find it weird that they know the Spinosaurus aight the phone, but later they run towards it to dig it out of poop

    • @Original_Syn
      @Original_Syn 3 роки тому +1

      Plus (using crocodiles/alligators as a reference point due to their similar physiology, habitat, and eating habits) how did that Spino eat, completely digest, and shit out the guy with the phone in less than a day or two (give or take) especially since Large Reptiles like the ones they used for reference tend to eat only a few times a month and they only drop a duce once or twice in that same time.

    • @gigasoftgaming
      @gigasoftgaming 3 роки тому +1

      @@Original_Syn Exactly

  • @connermckinnon5520
    @connermckinnon5520 4 роки тому +2

    I loved this movie as a kid. I watched it sooooooooooo many times.

  • @arminreindl7742
    @arminreindl7742 8 років тому

    14:35 parts like this make me think that at some point this was supposed to take place on Isla Nublar. Additionaly there is the aviary, that seems to be buildt for visitors, and that smaller island from the intro, which could also be seen in the first movie.

    • @arminreindl7742
      @arminreindl7742 8 років тому

      I can't blame you. The movie made no sense in that aspect.

  • @swaggykiller8962
    @swaggykiller8962 7 років тому +2

    for some reason the raptors in this movie are scarier than the other ones

    • @ogbee9690
      @ogbee9690 4 роки тому

      their stares are much more menacing in the first one imo

  • @superperfectcell3rbs677
    @superperfectcell3rbs677 6 років тому +2

    This is actually my favorite Jurassic Park film

  • @seandarbe2521
    @seandarbe2521 5 років тому +2

    DECKER should review the robin Williams Jumanji with creepy, for it whould be awesome.

  • @mry4480
    @mry4480 2 роки тому +1

    Algorithm god start promoting good content like this

  • @shamiyama0505
    @shamiyama0505 3 роки тому

    I know this is prolly late but Decker. They considered using Ian Malcolm fpr the movie but the actor had an injured leg so that is a reason why Alan was in this movie. And why the Kirbies in the movies never tried contavting Ian Malcolm? Because they didn't knew there was a second Island and thought Isla nublar and Sorna are the same and tool Grant because he wrote a book about his experiences on Nublar which we heard when he talked with Eric

  • @eagercadet4059
    @eagercadet4059 9 років тому +2

    Wow that dream wasn't scary at all it was just plane weird, what kind of drug was he tripping on?

  • @kozmnavt5158
    @kozmnavt5158 6 років тому +1

    20:18. Grant said the river site b which is how she knew to send them there.

  • @Rammstein0963.
    @Rammstein0963. 4 роки тому +1

    14:52 Spinosaurus: "Erm....hi. 😈

  • @mr.rathalos1155
    @mr.rathalos1155 3 роки тому +1

    ok I’m gonna be honest I do like this movie only because it gives attention to spinosaurus and not the same old T. rex just a shame the “velociraptors” weren’t switched to something like scientifically accurate dilophosaurus

  • @1989eol
    @1989eol 9 років тому

    "rapid prototyper" is actually very accurate. The method here is called strerolithography, which uses a "laser" (sorry) to heat and solidify liquid resin. A platform is moving down in the liquid, while the "laser" heats the layer of the model. Then the platform is moving down again and so on.
    "3D printer" my be the more common term, but "rapit prototyper" does discribe the original use better. And i think that no company, which sells very expansive (mechanism, "laser" etc.) prototypers would call them printers. If they would sell them to the general public they probably would, but those would not use stereolithography (expansive, dirty, toxic etc.).
    Sorry, if my english isn't the best, it's not my motherlanguage.

  • @sverregidske3996
    @sverregidske3996 7 років тому +1

    i like how decker is one of dose people who can enjoy jurassic park and not think its accurate at all but knows what they probably where like

  • @kalsolarUK
    @kalsolarUK 10 років тому +4

    Yup, can't argue with this review...and despite it all, I still quite enjoy JP3 and have watched it more times than JP The Lost World.

  • @admiraldoge2232
    @admiraldoge2232 8 років тому +2

    6:41 I want to burst out laughing right now, but it is 21:37 here, , so I don't know if I should or not

  • @wolfcrow4822
    @wolfcrow4822 7 років тому

    Some real accuracy issues here. From what I've read and seen elsewhere, Spinosaurus was predominantly aquatic and lived mostly on giant sawfish. Also, the main pteradactyloid sown in the film is a pteradon, which lived mainly on fish (probably by skim-fishing) and invertebrates like crabs. I doubt if they'd be able to manage eating a large vertebrate like a human due to the lack of necessary dentition (they likely used their teeth only to catch prey, which they swallowed whole).

  • @LoganScottsChannel
    @LoganScottsChannel 9 років тому

    EXPLANATION: Ellie was able to find out where Grant was because she dialed 411 to track the location of the previous phone call.
    EXPLANATION: The Spinosaurus couldn't crash through the small door because the raptors can open doors, and their complex vocal skills helped them teach the Spinosaurus how to open doors. The Spinosaurus tried to OPEN the door, instead of crashing through. Sadly, the door was locked. The raptors opened the kitchen door in the first movie, remember?

  • @JonSmith-yq1dw
    @JonSmith-yq1dw 6 років тому

    Yeah I do agree with you towards the end but he says the river Site B so that's how she knew which island he was on and it's not out of the question that there could be a body of water that cuts through the island so you'd only have to cover two parameters or it might be a big solid Lake in the middle which then runs towards the ocean mixing into brackish water or just straight saltwater sense in the movie before they get attacked by the Spinosaurus for the last time they point out some fish and they say they're Bonita which is a saltwater fish( and technically not even really a fish at all per say It's actually kind of a nickname used for a couple different species from the tuna family but they're just called Bonita even though that's not their real name) but not one that would be going through brackish water so it would have to be saltwater so again my theory goes back to before that there is a saltwater River that goes through the whole island kind of separating it into two islands but since the rivers probably only 20 ft 30 ft wide it's just considered the one Island and again he did said the River Site B so that's how Ellie knew which island. I know it doesn't make it that much better but it does clear up how she knows which island for sure. And again since we know these islands are pretty small at least by the books logic that there might only be one main river that dumps into the sea. Which I would have to go back and listen to it but now that I think about it does he say the main River Site B actually? I know he says the River Site B but maybe he does say the main river.

  • @PantherMistress88
    @PantherMistress88 9 років тому +2

    I LOVE all three movies and am SUPER hyped for Jurassic World! I think this one was better than the second, the first trumps them all....and I have high hopes for the new one! XD

    • @dallasmay4031
      @dallasmay4031 6 років тому

      They got Jurassic World the fallen kingdom in June 22 and i am offering to take my 14 year old cousin that has never seen a Jurassic park movie because all he does is ( i phone, i phone, i pad, Tablet) so he might like this movie and he is going to watch it because i'll make sure he leaves his phone and all that at home and if he doesn't likeit well he can kiss my #$^*

  • @ДмитрийГусарев-ж8ъ
    @ДмитрийГусарев-ж8ъ 3 роки тому +1

    Hold up. The original idea for this one was to have teenagers stuck on the island with killer dinosaurs on the loose?
    This sounds familiar. CRETACEOUSLY FAMILIAR

    • @greenkoopa
      @greenkoopa 2 роки тому

      The writers were cretaceously bankrupt 🤔

  • @megacrashthehedgehog5377
    @megacrashthehedgehog5377 7 років тому +1

    the raptors were given feathers mainly because it was discovered they ad feathers before the movie was made

  • @quasimoedoe9271
    @quasimoedoe9271 9 років тому +2

    I hate how they just stuck the biggest middle finger at the spino in this movie I hope they serve a better movie with spino

  • @LinkMarioSamus
    @LinkMarioSamus 8 років тому +1

    The mention of Jumanji reminded me that this film shares the same director.

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 4 роки тому

      LinkMarioSamus that actually explains why I like some of the aspects of this film.

  • @HighKingOfSkyrim37
    @HighKingOfSkyrim37 4 роки тому

    Body cop type show with Dr. Alan Grant teams up with a talking raptor that was engineered to be part raptor, part human. And after Grants expierence on Jurassic Park it takes some getting used to.

  • @pythiasibyls6269
    @pythiasibyls6269 7 років тому

    Well... there was a building right on the other side of the fence... I'm going to assume that the "no fences" thing was referring to a safari park meaning where you still put up a fence to stop the lions from coming inside the snack shop.

  • @johnstockvig5310
    @johnstockvig5310 10 років тому

    I love your reviews, they are like reader's digest versions of the films with commentary. Now, I hope when you first watch films you suspend disbelief enough to enjoy them and then pick 'em apart afterward. Thanks!