Age of Dinosaurs Review

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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024

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  • @darthraptor97
    @darthraptor97 5 років тому +45

    The Ceratosaurus when the 30 police men were shooting it
    "''Tis but a scratch."

  • @nintendozilla9843
    @nintendozilla9843 8 років тому +61

    The part with the Spinosaurus on top of the building made me laugh my ass off.

    • @msagzjr.4641
      @msagzjr.4641 8 років тому +10

      Nintendozilla98 Me Too I Was Like "How The Fuck does something taller and longer than a T-Rex Get up on top of a fucking SKYSCRAPER

    • @ilonaramazanova6940
      @ilonaramazanova6940 4 місяці тому +1

      @@msagzjr.4641 not as heavy tho.

    • @whitenobeard
      @whitenobeard 2 місяці тому

      ​@@ilonaramazanova6940someone else going on a nostalgia trip?

  • @josephsuarez6629
    @josephsuarez6629 7 років тому +119

    I died when the spinosaurus fell off the building

  • @jj47855
    @jj47855 8 років тому +25

    at 4:00 you can notice the glass disappears. at least it looks like it with the gas coming through it.

  • @GetToDaChoppa-k5r
    @GetToDaChoppa-k5r 8 років тому +38

    This CGI would have been awesome in the 70's.

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 2 роки тому

      And probably 10-100x what they'd be willing to pay at asylum .. funny thing is the effects and stuff would be forgiven a bit more of they actually tried with the writing and acting more . There are a handful of asylum films that are worth a watch or okay but sadly most I've seen errrrr . Deckers hate for them feels a bit warranted

    • @whitenobeard
      @whitenobeard Рік тому

      ​@@wugglesxdude this comment was 5 years old when you replied.

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx Рік тому

      @@whitenobeard and mine was 1 year old when you replied lead yonko, pretty neat how that can happen : ).

  • @RosieRoan
    @RosieRoan 5 років тому +15

    16:08 How the hell did a 8 ton Spinosaurus somehow scale a skyscraper? 😂

  • @natani___7666
    @natani___7666 10 років тому +28

    "Quick! Get her! I love girls." XD

  • @Sam-im5tc
    @Sam-im5tc 3 роки тому +18

    This is actually one of my favorite Asylum movies. It doesn't qualify as so good it's bad. It's just so fucking BAD that I can't help but laugh my ass off the entire way through it.

    • @YodaOnABender
      @YodaOnABender Рік тому

      That’s literally what “so bad it’s good” means

  • @Burori1
    @Burori1 10 років тому +42

    And here I thought "Japan all over again?" meant that this movie was in some fucked up continuity with the Godzilla franchise.

    • @DeckerShado
      @DeckerShado  10 років тому +13

      Burori1 Interestingly, looking over a quick list of Asylum films, there was nothing marked as a mockbuster of Godzilla. Of course, they listed "Titanic II" as being an original idea... suuuuuure.

    • @Burori1
      @Burori1 10 років тому +1

      FFhfhahahahahahaha! Oh, Asylum.

    • @bryceandrew13
      @bryceandrew13 10 років тому +1

      Decker Shado Lol. Asylum. Original. Pick one.
      Just be happy we haven't forced you to sit through "Sunday School Musical." A review like that just screams for an episode featuring Creepy.

    • @OpenMawProductions
      @OpenMawProductions 9 років тому +1

      Decker Shado You never want Asylum to try and build a production out of their own ideas. The sheer weight of the suck would implode and cause a singularity. THEY HAVE NO ORIGINAL IDEAS MAN. The horror...

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 8 років тому +4

      +Decker Shado The Mega Shark Franchise is kinda of a godzilla ripp of, Mega Shark vs Gaiant Octopus, Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus, Mega Python vs Gatoroid, Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark and Mega Shark vs Titan (i think thats what its called)

  • @jkillyleagh953
    @jkillyleagh953 10 років тому +120

    Pffff, ffs this movie is stupid. What's next? A terminator rip off? Like "Time robots" or something?
    .....
    Dear god what have I done....

    • @natani___7666
      @natani___7666 10 років тому +21

      I beleive the Asylum ripoff you are referring to is called The Terminators. ;)

    • @caydenthegamer824
      @caydenthegamer824 6 років тому

      John-Paul Killyleagh YOUR STUPID THERE BOTH GOOD

    • @homelessman7573
      @homelessman7573 6 років тому

      JurassicHero 3 your a Noon

    • @homelessman7573
      @homelessman7573 6 років тому

      JurassicHero 3 your a noob

    • @homelessman7573
      @homelessman7573 6 років тому

      John-Paul Killyleagh your stupid

  • @PetalsAndPlague
    @PetalsAndPlague 7 років тому +17

    I'm sad you didn't mention the terrible line "why did I make all the dangerous ones?! Because it was cool!"

  • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
    @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 10 років тому +58

    It looks like it was supposed to be a Carnotaurus. I don't know many dinosaurs with horns like that. Actually, that is the only dinosaur I know with horns like that and I know quite a few dinosaurs. Oh, and I think Carnotaurus might be Creepy's favorite dinosaur.

    • @DeckerShado
      @DeckerShado  10 років тому +27

      Velociraptors of Skyrim Hm.. could be it, but I have to say the images I just found of Carnotaurus look a lot more interesting than what was in the movie. Of course, aside from the Cerotosaurus the people in the movie just seemed to refer to the creatures as "Larry, Moe and Curly." ...yaaaay, three stooges reference. Obviously, you saw how much I felt that was worth bringing up.

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 10 років тому +10

      Decker Shado Interesting.
      And if you didn't realize why I said Carno might be Creepy's favorite, it was because the name means "Meat Eating Bull".

    • @DeckerShado
      @DeckerShado  10 років тому +13

      Velociraptors of Skyrim Oh dear...

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 10 років тому +7

      Decker Shado Yeah.

    • @ANT96-x8d
      @ANT96-x8d 10 років тому +1

      Hey,decker shado.love your videos.Can you do a review on Teen Wolf the movie from 1985? I found the movie to be better than the show because it's all 80s-style!✌️😋

  • @MrJakeKale
    @MrJakeKale 9 років тому +4

    Saw this on the SyFy channel a while back. I remember having the exact same reaction to the rooftop Spinosaurus as you. Given what we now know about Spinosaurus based on more complete remains, that visual is especially funny!

  • @davidfalloutbandit
    @davidfalloutbandit 9 років тому +22

    How the fuck does a spinosaurus get on top of a skyscraper!!

    • @nmheath03
      @nmheath03 8 років тому +4

      +Trez Holton Because it's a low budget scify movie and a 6th grade could make a better movie.

    • @c0smic_eve
      @c0smic_eve 8 років тому +3

      Because well directors thought it would look cool,bad cheesy movie and to see everyone rage over them putting a spinosaurus on a rooftop

    • @JayWolfKerbecs
      @JayWolfKerbecs 7 років тому

      Federal agent Holton I Know, RIGHT?!?!?!?!?

    • @theponydalek7923
      @theponydalek7923 7 років тому

      Because plot

  • @dragonlordthekingofdragons6373
    @dragonlordthekingofdragons6373 6 років тому +5

    That's a carnosaur it's a actual dino in Jurassic park lost world (the book) they appear and can camouflage

  • @Stormeris
    @Stormeris 8 років тому +64

    Pterosaurs aren't birds, but birds are Dinosaurs.

    • @BulletTooth504
      @BulletTooth504 7 років тому +5

      Because when I see a picture of a sparrow next to a drawing of a brachiosaur I immediately think, "Wow! They're nearly identical!"

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 5 років тому +2

      @@BulletTooth504 but they are unless I just got whooshed

    • @Saltyaf38
      @Saltyaf38 5 років тому

      Yes

  • @get2rog
    @get2rog 10 років тому +19

    Being a ''dino nut'' I tried to watch this but it was so ham it was painful.

  • @ДмитрийГусарев-ж8ъ
    @ДмитрийГусарев-ж8ъ 5 років тому +3

    You know....something about a giant spinosaurus standing atop of horrible cgi building and getting his ass blown up by a horrible cgi apache is just.....magical....

  • @ImInLoveWithBulla
    @ImInLoveWithBulla 6 років тому +4

    Holy shit, Fallen Kingdom ripped off the Asylum.

  • @velociraptormongoliensis7509
    @velociraptormongoliensis7509 2 роки тому +1

    12:25 The ceratosaurus is also twice the size of the real creature.

  • @Acro-vf9nd
    @Acro-vf9nd 6 років тому +7

    My Uncle got this for his lil son and the movie scared him so much😂 I just laughed at how bad it was also poor uncle leo👌😁

  • @josueismad6778
    @josueismad6778 8 років тому +19

    it has a blue ray?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • @sab2093
    @sab2093 10 років тому +20

    Behold ! The cardboard chair

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 9 років тому +2

    I've actually seen this movie before. Only after they set up the dinosaur show. I knew I recognised that line about Japan from somewhere other than a children's cartoon.

  • @gamingraptor1514
    @gamingraptor1514 8 років тому +3

    at the start of 13:29 and he said no did they, fuck it if there not going to try then why should I I don't get what he ment by that

  • @nooneofimportance2110
    @nooneofimportance2110 8 років тому +6

    Yeah, I remember the first time I watched Age of Dinosaurs. It was the last time. Seriously, I don't know what was more insulting about the film, the absolute LACK of originality, the fact that somehow they managed to make EVEN LESS accurate dinosaurs than what is seen in Jurassic Park, or the terrible plot holes, dialog, and acting.

    • @donicrews5232
      @donicrews5232 8 років тому +1

      Olly

    • @ultrainstinctshaggy9275
      @ultrainstinctshaggy9275 2 роки тому

      The Dino’s in Jurassic park aren’t actually inaccurate it’s explained in Jurassic world that they used genetics to make them look cooler and if they’re genetic code was pure they would look different.

    • @nooneofimportance2110
      @nooneofimportance2110 2 роки тому

      @@ultrainstinctshaggy9275 A retcon that happened after this movie, this review by Dekker, and this post were made.
      Bear in mind that part of the marketing for JP3 was that it was supposed to be more scientifically accurate than the previous ones.

  • @FrancisR420
    @FrancisR420 4 роки тому +2

    Oh my god, did they put CGI smoke blowing in through a window that's supposed to be sealed ~4:00

  • @alonsoarana5307
    @alonsoarana5307 9 років тому +10

    Well the word Age has lost all meaning from a great period of time to a week i.e. Age of Ultron and/or one day, Age of Dinosaurs

    • @Kartissa
      @Kartissa 6 років тому +1

      Not really, because it never meant 'a great period of time.'
      An age is defined in Merriam-Webster online dictionary as *'a period of time dominated by a central figure or prominent feature,'* which can therefore be *any* length of time. Other dictionaries have similar meanings, and to my knowledge, *none* of them specify a minimum length of time that an age has to be.

  • @feuryie
    @feuryie 9 років тому +5

    actually that first dinosaur you don't seem to recognize is actually called a ceratosaurous, known for having those huge bony ridges over their eyes.

    • @wyattgoralski818
      @wyattgoralski818 Рік тому +1

      Uhhhhh. No. The weird "cross-breed between a gremlin and a kangaroo" thing that he didn't recognize at first was the movie's "version" of Carnotaurus. He very clearly recognized the Ceratosaurus in later scenes.

    • @thehowlingjoker
      @thehowlingjoker Рік тому +1

      @@wyattgoralski818 It's clearly a Poorlydonecgisaurus....

    • @wyattgoralski818
      @wyattgoralski818 Рік тому +1

      @@thehowlingjoker LOL

  • @goldenthepiratebox8057
    @goldenthepiratebox8057 7 років тому +1

    16:09 "How in the fuck did he get up there?"
    I was thinking the same thing xD

  • @Unfixingalloy1UA1
    @Unfixingalloy1UA1 7 років тому +4

    Am I the only one who laughed his ass off at the dino on the roof?

  • @iapetusmccool
    @iapetusmccool 6 років тому +1

    I presumed that it was the first scene in the lab with the Carnotaurus that they were refering to when they said that "shit happened and people died" in Japan.

  • @0071981mike
    @0071981mike 6 років тому +1

    the maint required light is a preventative maintenance reminder. it comes on after 3000 to 5000 miles after the prior service. if they wanted to be accurate, the check engine light would have worked better

  • @AEsir_Goji
    @AEsir_Goji 10 років тому

    4:20
    Carnatour aka carnatourus and yes I probably butchered the spelling. This also means that they ripped off Disney's Dinosaur.

  • @Dyno_113
    @Dyno_113 4 роки тому +1

    i have concluded that these dinosaurs were in the movie
    the spinosaur, spinosaurus (could possibly be oxalaia)
    the tyrannosaur, tyrannosaurus (could possibly be tarbosaurus or zhuchengtyrannus)
    the ceratosaur, ceratosaurus
    a horned utahraptor sized animal, most likely some kind of hybrid of a large, non piscivorous raptor and carnotaurus
    the pterosaur, pteranodon
    the ceratopsian, triceratops (could possibly be torosaurus)
    a abelisaur, most likely majungasaurus
    dinosaurs in the alley (can not confirm if they are what they are)
    chasmosaurus
    baryonyx (might just be majungasaurus)

  • @GanonGhidorah
    @GanonGhidorah 9 років тому +2

    Back when I first saw this movie, I thought that it was just a Syfy original...mainly cause I saw it on Syfy. Idk, somehow thinking it was just a SyfyO makes it more okay than being an Asylum movie...Somehow made all the scenes and references to Jurassic Park was just an homage...
    So yeah, I totally got that reference to Dodgson dated in June '93...It's also got D.N. in there...'Dennis Nedry,' possibly?

  • @paullilienthal449
    @paullilienthal449 5 років тому

    The billboards for Shark Plane and Volcano Prison 16:02 are definitely the most clever, self-aware things in the film.

  • @Djblois1
    @Djblois1 4 роки тому +2

    Is it me or does it seem that Jurassic World 2 copied this movie in a few ways?

  • @RedShirtRemyStarship
    @RedShirtRemyStarship 6 років тому +1

    How big was Ceratosaurus? Big enough to be taken down by the bigger, Allosaurus. Also Jurassic era dinosaur. Credit for trying out other dinosaurs.

  • @alankohn6709
    @alankohn6709 5 років тому +2

    Budget: 150,000 USD
    Box office: 1.7 million USD
    and people wonder how Asylum keeps making movies.

  • @HavocTheWendigo
    @HavocTheWendigo 10 років тому +2

    One last thing Decker Merry Xmas
    I hope you and ur family have an awesome holiday :D

  • @supermariologanfan6546
    @supermariologanfan6546 4 роки тому +2

    That dinosaur was a Carnotaurus but it looks a lot like a Carnoraptor

  • @Nightvampirefear
    @Nightvampirefear 8 років тому +1

    (*brings hands to face silently before inhaling sharply*) Decker.....(*hands go down*).....have you heard of the weird dino movie called "Cowboys Vs Dinosaurs"? It came out a year ago....trust me, you might want to check it out

  • @tjdoescosplay
    @tjdoescosplay 4 роки тому +6

    18:04 I laughed so hard seeing this scene seeing the pilot break his own neck

  • @sab2093
    @sab2093 10 років тому +6

    Looks like a Carnosaurus with weird floppy horns

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 10 років тому +1

      I know, right? At least they had the horns in the correct position if that is what they were going for.

    • @sab2093
      @sab2093 10 років тому +2

      xD Indeed. There should have been at least one big dinosaur fan in the production of the movie. As you can see, they clearly had some issues

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 10 років тому

      Sab the Not-So Great or Powerful "Some" would be an understatement.

    • @sab2093
      @sab2093 10 років тому

      xD true

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 10 років тому

      Sab the Not-So Great or Powerful Personally, I'm not 100% sure this is a ripoff of Jurassic Park, mainly because I don't see how. The only thing that they have in common are genetically engineered dinosaurs and a few scenes that are similar.

  • @Northisbest
    @Northisbest 8 років тому +1

    Recently I watched movies Jurassic City, Jurassic Attack, The Dinosaurs Project and so on.....that include Sharkando 1 2 3....too much B movies that I become too sick but that BIG ASS SPIDER really good though lol.

  • @pauliewalnuts2072
    @pauliewalnuts2072 7 років тому +7

    I watched this movie when it was on Netflix because I was bored and oh my is it awful

  • @Thane3999
    @Thane3999 10 років тому +6

    I think that this should be also reviewed by Cinema Snob.

  • @codexastral6279
    @codexastral6279 4 роки тому +1

    The small dinosaur looks like a mini carnotaurus

  • @glowingmonster
    @glowingmonster 5 років тому +1

    Sonic targeting emitter? You mean Jurrassic World Fallen Kingdom ripped off an Asylum movie?

  • @georgejohnson3084
    @georgejohnson3084 8 років тому +3

    16:10., how in the fuck did he get up there?!

  • @kingd8116
    @kingd8116 6 років тому +2

    I am a big fan but that dinosaur at the beginning is a Carna Taurus

  • @xenodragomorph
    @xenodragomorph 5 років тому +1

    I'm surprised Asylum hasn't ripped off Godzilla yet or lake placid

  • @g-dog_eswshockwave
    @g-dog_eswshockwave 4 роки тому

    Does anyone know what decker complains about at 13:28? Cause honestly, I don't know.

  • @cr1216
    @cr1216 4 роки тому +1

    Please review Jurassic Prey

  • @LegoMaurits
    @LegoMaurits 10 років тому +13

    10k SUBS!!!!!!!!! congratz

    • @DeckerShado
      @DeckerShado  10 років тому +7

      maurits van oostveen Thanks. :D

    • @arnoldmanuel3311
      @arnoldmanuel3311 9 років тому

      Decker Shado Hey Decker. love your work. once you're done with Gamerathon, can you please review Stanhelsing. I think you'll enjoy it. Or at leas enjoy ripping it apart if you didn't like it.

    • @angiemiller8708
      @angiemiller8708 8 років тому

      +Decker Shado that dino we first saw was a baby carnotaurus

    • @angiemiller8708
      @angiemiller8708 8 років тому +1

      +Decker Shado but at thag very inaccurate carnotaurus

    • @Rupakka
      @Rupakka 8 років тому

      wallnut from pvz has a channel enjoy yeap

  • @doom7ish
    @doom7ish 10 років тому

    merry Christmas Decker and have a happy new year.

  • @Kuudere-Kun
    @Kuudere-Kun 6 років тому +2

    In fairness, it seems like Fallen Kingdom ripped this off.

  • @narrowgaugeproductions5873
    @narrowgaugeproductions5873 6 років тому +2

    How in the fuck did he get up there

  • @Giran_0
    @Giran_0 3 роки тому +1

    When the creature was being gassed it's shadow looked liked a graboid tongue

  • @shadowmanprime4609
    @shadowmanprime4609 5 років тому +1

    what is he talking about at 13.31?

  • @robertcross9863
    @robertcross9863 3 роки тому

    I still want to how and why the spinasoras ether flew or climbed to the top of that skyscraper

  • @ultrainstinctshaggy9275
    @ultrainstinctshaggy9275 2 роки тому

    Bruh that T. rex toy she got at the end, I have that same thing you can buy one some museum in Chicago. I don’t know if they still sell them tho

  • @jewelztreasure3930
    @jewelztreasure3930 5 років тому

    7:18 maybe this is what inspired the 2nd half of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.

  • @tazzreviews1578
    @tazzreviews1578 8 років тому +2

    God I hated this film. The fact that a giant Certatosaurus couldn't break through the glass wall but the much smaller Canrotaur/raptor thing could is utter BS. I couldn't even relate with anyone in this movie. Uuugh.By the way, any plans on reviewing Zoombies?

    • @iguanaboi3921
      @iguanaboi3921 8 років тому

      Tyler Shewchuk I had a list of top ten worst dinosaur movies I had ever see. now that belongs to a terrible remake of the land the time forgot where the only dinosaur is T-Rex, it sucks

  • @jollygoodfellow3957
    @jollygoodfellow3957 7 років тому +1

    That first dinosaur was supposed to be a Carnotaurus.

  • @joshuagonzalez5950
    @joshuagonzalez5950 6 років тому +4

    The Good Dinosaur Vs Age Of Dinosaurs- Vote

    • @joshualighttime604
      @joshualighttime604 6 років тому +2

      The good dinosaur lol what type of question is that XD

    • @LandBeforeTime75
      @LandBeforeTime75 4 роки тому +2

      Joshua Gonzalez, The Good Dinosaur is way better than this trash.

    • @ZaMovieDude20636
      @ZaMovieDude20636 4 роки тому +1

      @Land Before Time 75 agreed

  • @FeliDJrah
    @FeliDJrah 8 років тому +2

    I can't believe I'm about to say this, but even with all my gripes about Jurassic Park, at least it had some decent CGI. I mean sure they seem to be more interested in telling a horror story than an actual science fiction story, but at least you can tell they actually tried with their dino models. There. I said it. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to rinse my mouth out with dish soap.

    • @GetToDaChoppa-k5r
      @GetToDaChoppa-k5r 8 років тому +3

      I have only ever met one person who complained about JP.

    • @joeyp9524
      @joeyp9524 8 років тому +1

      +no hassle I didn't think they existed

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 3 роки тому

      Lol!

  • @scarequinn2772
    @scarequinn2772 4 роки тому

    love this crossover. Decker Shado and my favorite half of thatlonghairedcreepyguy's channel.

  • @leannewho664
    @leannewho664 8 років тому

    Johnny Cox was also one of the villains in Halloween 3. Or was that the other old businessman from Robocop?

  • @androidmk5987
    @androidmk5987 Рік тому

    I watched this with my dad a couple days ago. We both laughed over how the 2x4 randomly swapped to a 2x6 over and over it was pretty funny.

  • @naynaythompson5017
    @naynaythompson5017 7 років тому +1

    how does the dinosaur on the building got down

  • @jamesmartinez1246
    @jamesmartinez1246 4 роки тому

    Interestingly enough the alarm sound when the dinosaurs get loose I've heard that sound in Spy Hunter on PS2 the Remake version not the original Spy Hunter and I've heard it in other movies as well also Ronny Cox is a great actor so that for the fact that he's doing a low budget movie proves even those of us that have done great sci-fi work can still fall into these low-budget movies or or do them out of boredom or out of necessity sometimes

  • @997Productions
    @997Productions 7 років тому

    I tripped balls over that scene with the Spinosaurus being on the building. Funny as hell.

  • @pyrrhusofepirus8491
    @pyrrhusofepirus8491 4 роки тому

    17:37 the funniest fucking effect in this entire movie

  • @susanreed5491
    @susanreed5491 6 років тому

    What was Decker talking about at 13:35?

  • @owynpeschke6103
    @owynpeschke6103 8 років тому +2

    the first dinosaur is a real dinosaur its not fake

  • @cassiusbrazil9533
    @cassiusbrazil9533 5 років тому +1

    The first dinosaur is the hybrid carnorater

  • @Jurrassiccraft101
    @Jurrassiccraft101 9 років тому +2

    The dinosaur at the beginning of the movie is a carnotaurus

  • @blackbloodjack2099
    @blackbloodjack2099 4 роки тому

    0:50
    Do u know raiden by any chance?

  • @ErikBurmanIMINDETEGY
    @ErikBurmanIMINDETEGY 6 років тому

    decker shado you know in age of dinosaurs review the dino with horns was called carnotaurus

  • @BigAl2-u7e
    @BigAl2-u7e 9 років тому

    11:32 Oh my god that is Dr.Wu

  • @Benji-bk4dn
    @Benji-bk4dn 10 років тому

    Great job on 10 000 subs decker keep it up!!

  • @DemonBoy3223
    @DemonBoy3223 8 років тому

    Has anyone else noticed certain recent movies coming out with an "_Age_ _of_..." in their titles? _Age_ _of_ _Dinosaurs_, _Transformers:_ _Age_ _of_ _Extinction_, _Avengers:_ _Age_ _of_ _Ultron_, etc. _X-Men:_ _Apocalypse_ almost came close to being called "_Age_ _of_ _Apocalypse_", but they changed it after seeing how many "Age ofs..." there are.

  • @zachearwood7370
    @zachearwood7370 9 років тому

    first time I saw this movie I saw the spinosuarus on top of the building in like what the FUCK?!?! A SPINOSUARUS CANT CLIMB A 400 FOOT BUILDING then the military blasts it xD

  • @jacobgormley6323
    @jacobgormley6323 8 років тому

    How long did it take you to get revenge on chibithulu(I don't know how to spell his name)

  • @HyrannoCraft
    @HyrannoCraft 10 років тому +4

    decker you should do a review of raptor ranch/the dinosaur experiment it has such a "happy" ending as in all of the main characters FUCKING DIE!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

    • @DeckerShado
      @DeckerShado  10 років тому +6

      hyranno craft gaming Aw, man.. spoiled it for me...Wait, I spoil everything. Nevermind.

  • @LeonardBillsMcGoatPryor
    @LeonardBillsMcGoatPryor 9 років тому +7

    Ugh! Well fuck. I saw this movie with my two older sisters before. It was when my family and I were visiting New York to attend my cousin's wedding. Holy elephant balls! This movie was just bad. Of course, I shouldn't be surprised, as all of The Asylum's films are genuinely awful. But this film in particular was just exceptionally shitty.

    • @get2rog
      @get2rog 9 років тому +3

      Leonard Pryor ''Holy elephant balls'' lol. Yep too true most Asylum films are pretty crap. Seems like they focus on selling their films rather than the making of them.

  • @reginaldgickington4793
    @reginaldgickington4793 9 років тому +1

    That dodgson joke was amazing.

  • @Lalle524
    @Lalle524 10 років тому +1

    Plz make a crossover with the elder god at some point

  • @kaboom6529
    @kaboom6529 6 років тому +2

    Ceratosaurus, Carnotaurus, and Pteranadon.

    • @kaboom6529
      @kaboom6529 6 років тому +1

      Triceratops, Spinosaurus, and Majungasaurus.

  • @CRUELLANDER
    @CRUELLANDER 2 роки тому +1

    Even though I hated the cgi, the characters, the dialogue, the editing, almost everything about it but honestly I do like the idea of Dinosaur Apocalypse in the mainland but also how it tries but fails at the same time, I think it tries to have fun but it also takes it too seriously and fails miserably and very bad. I wish there was some good dinosaur movies and especially Dinosaur apocalypse films and games but unfortunately they either bad or barely any dinosaur apocalypse game or movie.

  • @ultimategamer2553
    @ultimategamer2553 7 років тому +1

    a mix between carnotaurus and some type of raptor

  • @kross777rlsh9
    @kross777rlsh9 6 років тому

    16:09
    Really how did he get up there tho ....like seriously wtf bruh...

  • @Cert116
    @Cert116 10 років тому +1

    Great review of a shitty film. I especially love the scene with the moronic reporters in the helicopter. Even with the dinosaur leaping up to get them she's still telling the pilot 'closer, closer'. That part was so fucking dumb it was hilarious. It had me in stitches!

  • @thoruszwolf4153
    @thoruszwolf4153 8 років тому +1

    So, why exactly are pteranodons not birds o.O?

    • @c0smic_eve
      @c0smic_eve 8 років тому +1

      Because they are FREAKIN dinosaurs. (sorry for the caps lock)

    • @jackmills7758
      @jackmills7758 8 років тому +1

      +Seb D they're not dinosaurs either haha.

  • @das81
    @das81 10 років тому +1

    Feliz navidad y prospero año nuevo loquiillo lindo!
    Greetings from Argentina and Papa Noel!

  • @tyshawnosaurusrex3553
    @tyshawnosaurusrex3553 8 років тому +1

    And the Maniac Cop Trilogy.

  • @GothicXlightning
    @GothicXlightning 9 років тому +1

    for what i can see from here, at least it looks like the dinosaurs here looks better than the ultra terrible look of the dinosaurs from Carnosaur 2
    is amazing but super cheese bad films like this truly make look Jurassic 3 like a sort of master piece
    cannot believe I'm saying that.........

  • @Jarod-vg9wq
    @Jarod-vg9wq 5 років тому

    12;14 how do you spell that dinosaurs name?