Manley ASMR - ASMR for Men
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- Опубліковано 17 жов 2024
- Tired of all those ASMR videos by women trying to put makeup on your face or showing you what's in their purses? Manley ASMR is a manly ASMR series for men, hosted by a man's man named Iggy M. Manley. From boots to video games and tools, you'll find nothing but manly ASMR here. None of that female stuff!
To all of our female viewers, subscribers and Patrons: feel free to watch, but there's nothing here you'd understand. Besides, you should be cleaning, in the kitchen cooking, taking selfies or posting pics of your cat.
Manley's Ten ComMANdments for being a Man's Man:
1. Be respectful of all people no matter their age, race, creed, sexual preference / orientation, religion, etc. And yes, that even includes women.
2. Do your best to be a good person. Everyone screws up. Apologize. Learn from your mistakes and try not to do it again.
3. Own up to your mistakes. Don't be too proud to admit you're wrong.
4. Take accountability for your words and actions
5. Lead by example by setting a good one.
6. Be loving, kind, compassionate, honest, empathetic, considerate, courteous, open-minded, understanding, humble, generous, accepting and all of those positive traits and qualities that make a man.
7. Do man things like build and fix stuff with your assortment of tools. Your wife will thank you for it. And when I say wife that includes my lesbian and gay brothers and sisters who are married or have a significant other.
8. Pay it forward. When someone does something for you, pay that good deed forward to someone else.
9. Try to do your part to make the world a better place.
10. Don't be a clown. No one likes a sheep in man's clothing. Besides, clowns are scary af.
Man on,
I. M. Manley
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What is ASMR? Why am I whispering?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering and personal attention.
My videos are not only meant to help induce ASMR or "tingles", but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer while helping to relieve their anxiety relief, stress relief, insomnia relief, to help those suffering with PTSD or depression, to serve as a study aid and much more.
ASMR on Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.or....
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Fell asleep to this, woke up with a beard
Desert Punk 😂
Desert Punk lmaoooo
Had the sudden urge to become a lumberjack
LOL HAHAHAHAHA
This comment translates to underrated in 17 diffrent languages
Went to sleep with this playing. I woke up as a Navy SEAL, and now know how to fix a car engine with sticks and dirt.
I woke up crowbar and sack of nuts up my ass. You were lucky..
Gatekeeper I woke up knowing how to Hotwire anything with a paper clip and a penny
I woke up with the intense need to *rush B* with a Ak-74 in my hands.
Gatekeeper Did you happen to also get 500 confirmed kills, and have the entire military in your arsenal?
Gatekeeper Did you happen to also get 500 confirmed kills, and have the entire military in your arsenal?
“I’m your host, Iggy M Manley, but all my friends call me... on the phone.”
That is the best line ever xD
Sorry a drop of water got on my keyboard
“I carry my sack of nuts everywhere I go”
I nearly pissed my pants because of this
Wooosh me but I don't get it
@@Modernhabitus his friends call him ON THE phone
14:01 here come the greatest and most intelligent quote to all of mankind
If you rnt (mouth sounds) doing everything (mouth sounds) you can (mouth sounds) to be a good person, then you ain't a man.................... Bitch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You a clown
Finally a real comment on manliness
I seriously didn't expect him to say that at the end, I laughed too hard
Terry crews disliked that
Classic ASMR for Men, we need this type of ASMR. ER your videos are great
Hey it's you I love both of you guys and both are the best at asmr
***** Ephemeral Rift you guys could do a collab!
MassageASMR and Ephemeral Rift: The two MANLIEST men in the ASMR community.
Dimitri!!!
Extremist Avenger yeah you two are great
the sheer amount of underrated jokes in this video is mindblowing
but my friends call me: on the phone
joshler tbh or on Skype if I'm on the computer.
like the one of the "kidney's stone" lol
“Let’s listen to my nut sack here”
I've heard worse pickup lines, TBH.
"I'm your host, Iggy M. Mann, but all my friends call me on the phone, sometimes Skype."
Manny M. Manning
Just got that one joke
"I'd like to begin the video with a few words. ...Now that we got those out of the way
I still can't get the idea of being called "on the phone" as a nickname by his friends. I know it was a joke but I was hoping he was serious for a minute...that his friends really do go around saying " hey Randy...you seen on the phone? I can't find where he ran off too"
BAI shutup skype
Mom: "why did you drill holes in the wall"
Me: "cuz I'm a man"
Lmao 😂
Bruh
Shaxx fhtn
S do d km e, D. I’m xggxi79.(..9()
Sounds more like a glory hole situation
*insert spongebob meme* I..am a MAN!
I seriously don't know how this guy can do this without laughing.
mann mit dem stoff damn
Trev L the crowbar shit had me dying. This is gas
Dude you got to respect this guys dedication bro he shaved his head to make this video
He’s very deadpan 😂👍
do you think being manly is funny huh?
jokes aside, this guy actually makes really good points about being a good person
It's kind of his thing. He disguises compassion, patience, forgiveness, and empathy in sci-fi/horror/mystery/parody. And he's a hell of an actor.
@@monk7430 what a very nicely worded response, more of you on UA-cam please.
Yes, except later in the video he talks how women belong to the kitchen and that they cant do many things at the same time etc.
Tomi Ropponen he's clearly joking...
@@Rektxtgx you can never know..
asmr stands for "a seriously manly relaxation"
+Koi sei he knows that 😑
+Koi sei take thIS L
XD
+Koi sei It's called satire.
+Koi sei ☕️
Rift: *makes a nut sack joke*
UA-cam with no sense of humor: DEMONITIZED!!!
This video gave me a tingling sensation -- in my face, as my facial hair sprouted from a wussy little patch of peach fuzz into a truly manly mane. Excellent work.
Matt is manly enough, we can't handle a manlier Matt
*Whispers on your ear*
"Listen to the sound my nutsack makes"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA underrated comment
LOL
What... (•-•)
*wakes up screaming*
*in
"This video has more testosterone in it than a women's weight lifting tournament." LOL Damn that was funny
Well obviously, there would be no testosterone in a women weightlifting contest.
@@retrobeast2745 those women inject themselves with more testosterone than any man has
Shadow8769 well of course, they would need it.
@@Shadow-vd8ss I want proof of that statement
Bad Bitch Who? I Only Know JIMLIET bruh
[estrogen has left the chat]
Sorry, no women allowed in the all men manly mans mens club.
No girls
A Wild Australian Testosterone’s gotten too big for its own balls and exploded everywhere...... sorry “deflated”. 😳😰😱
@@caralama08 Exploded all over? 😳
now if only you dumb bitches would leave the planet lmao
"I'm not a misoganist...I've never even been to medical school" lmaooooooooo
I would’ve liked but there’s 666 likes
Not liking since there’s 666 likes.
Ikanokankuro 13 liking because there’s 666 likes
This is the most hilarious video I've watched in a long while. And I applaud you for keeping up a steady level of jokes, a theme and then the real process of ASMRing all at the same time for an HOUR!! Amazing. You deserve like an eOscar.
Zanipolo haha thank you!
I second this!
Yeah and this is relaxing and what he says is kinda true
"I know some people watching this will believe I'm sexist, but I don't really associate with any political party." I about died there.
I just love that there's a lot of people in the comments who actually think he's serious.
Lelei Urahara I love it too.
Katsuo Miller Where is that quote from? Laughed my ass of! :D
Forget Andrew Tate, This man is The Real Peak Male
Iggy would wipe the floor with that pervert
Not really lol
Just forget Andrew Tate in general
@@Tom-oj7si its a joke bud
"Yo what's up"😂😂😂😂😂
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is gold.
I love you amal
*squee*
This is for men only Amal!
Loved 9:00 :)
EverythingOnyx Amal could be like Ranma 1/2.
The idea of a manly ASMR intrigued me so I turned up my volume to max and clicked on the video preparing myself to relax and I'm hastily greeted by the battle cries of a thousand Viking warriors courtesy of Ubisoft's "For Honor" trailer. Thanks for that I'm now half deaf and I think I've shat myself.
I got some weird leg shaving shit, when I am a fucking man!!!
ded.
Same. But with a damn Telus commercial. I ALREADY HAVE YOU AS MY INTERNET/CABLE/PHONE! My router is RIGHT THERE! It's more green than a christmas tree in Febuary!
How do you not have a Adblock!?
rip
"They think I'm some kind of "misoganist", but I can tell you for a fact that I'm not. I never even went to medical school."
Loool
This video is a straight up masterpiece.
+Mike B same bro
+Mike B yeah I couldn't stop laughing at the sack of nuts part
ikr
Hi, how has the covid pandemic and world events treat you?
1:02:09 I’ve never laughed like this at ASMR lmao 😂
If you notice, he couldn't find it in himself to throw it away.
@@darkstranger9527 😂
He only curses in the manley ones lol
Man really chose the worst one haha
1:05:40 thank me later
I didnt stand a change of not starting to laugh for that.
That was awesome. The beer opening on full blast in my earphones at 240 in the morning ruined it for me.... but I saw this comment and skipped forward..... then I pissed the bed.
1:02:06 also thank me
Thank you so much mate
bambi, another manley - what the.. fuck
Rated M, for man
+schaumer Rikk Paternal guidence recommended.
+Himaryous recomMENded
+James Martin your comMENts are fucking with me MENtally
Let me MENd that for you
You guys are talking too DMAN much.
i can feel the testosterone coursing through me like a raging bull!
Could also be the heroin, idk.
Little Shayman - I always knew there was something in those potions I gave to my Pokémon.
or steroids
Little Shayman a sleepy raging bull
Boi
A little of both.
I remember watching this 8 years ago. Life flashes quick…
Wait, do you guys hear that?
Whoosh.
I think it's the sound of...
Whoosh.
Yea, that's definitely...
Whoosh.
That's definitely the sound of the joke going over hundreds of people's heads.
I Correct Your Grammar All these whooshes game a cold. People need to stop before I get really sick.
I Correct Your Grammar I got the Ron Swanson vibe immediately. And since so fucking many ASMR videos are role plays, it took me all of 2 seconds to realize this wasn't sincere. People are morons, and youtube comments sections are poison.
+Retero Vanberto the old Weller treatment now that's a response I haven't heard in a long time
correctly he has a video of him rustling a nutsac for an hour
+I Correct Your Grammar I expected "John Cena".....
Loved the vid, now if you'll excuse me i have to go buy a pickup, rip the sleeves from my shirt, drill some holes with my power drill and go watch Disney's Bambi
And cry to a horse movie
"I carry my sack of nuts everywhere"
glad I'm not alone
Edit: I came back and noticed I hadn't liked the video, I have fixed my accident. You must forgive me I must have been low on testosterone and wasn't able think properly.
"listen to my nut sack" "it is actually full of salty nuts"
Ah ha I need to grow up
Chaos Bro same
*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEE WEE UM MUMM BA WEEEIIII*
8:08 I’ve never laughed like this harder in my life
Really
Really?
“This video’s got more testosterone in it than a woman’s weight lifting competition.” IM DEAD 😂
I woke up with no sleeves, an eagle tattoo, a beard, and a can of beer in my hand please help
Edit: When did I get a Ford F-150?!
*Ford F-350 twin turbo super duty, diesel of course
😂😂😂U R funny
Lucky i woke up with a wrench next to an m1 in afghan
Only real men can take the loud ad during an ASMR vid
My ne w.d go as l
11 year olds when they don’t cry when they scrape their knee:
Relatable
Relatabl
Rateable
I'm offensive and I found this video female.
Lol
I laughed harder at this comment than I probably should of xD
+Spenfen An offensive male found this video for a fee.
+Spenfen
I tried to respond to that in a funny way 10 times now... I'ma just go with "Well done. Well done."
+Spenfen
I tried to respond to that in a funny way 10 times now... I'ma just go with "Well done. Well done."
This man eats a bowl of nails everymoring
Without milk
Loren sasitos Salty Splatoon bouncer has left the chat
Loren sasitos with no milk
*finger* nailss
Just like Mr Ratburn.
And shits chains
Dude: "we have very manly tools"
Also dude: *puts down hammer as carefully as possible trying not to make a noise*
This makes no sense
Girls: “what do you boys watch in UA-cam?”
Boys: “don’t worry about it”
Was the 69th like thank you 68th liker
@@dylan57988 unlike please, someone made it 70.
@@zakjb1523 up to 86 likes now
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So... I'm a girl and I tried to watch this, but all I got was a blank screen. Anyone have this issue?
Appreciate the satire. Good job
WHOOSH... Oh man there it was again.
Restart your computer,and it should work. It happend to me before
"Cuz there ain't a God dang thing here for ya"
I agree
This is such a scathing satire. Hilarious stuff. It saddens me so many people think he's being serious.
gigan22 What's scarier is that they can probably vote.
Ephemeral Rift Probably not, though. If I recall correctly, you have to be over 18 to vote
The Soviet Sailor
Nah, the person whos identity you've stolen has to be 18. Not you.
Spyk Teh Daigon no one steals identity to vote
Ah yes manly ASMR for men. [Adjusting fake beard] How are my fellow men feeling today? Testosterone levels high? Mine sure are!
Sasa K
Women patrol
Hmm
You check out alright
NEXT
Hello my fellow man
Yeah what’s your testosterone level
You seem kinda suspicious, hmmmmmmm(gives you firm manly glare). Nah, must be my imagination, move on through.
@Ma da got the jail
**sweating profusely**
I am a man definatly! Eheheheh..
WARNING ALL WOMEN: I shriveled up as soon as I heard the first sound, this audio actually causes death in women, due to a violent reaction with cooties! You've been warned, curiosity killed the cat.
I guess I’ll die then fr 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@jasminedd6834good.
@@Slayer-kb1li ur not him
@@jasminedd6834, i know.
Uncle E- “yo what’s up”
OP- *shrivels up*
Show this to James charles
Ahmad Maarouf underrated comment
Lol
Lmaoooooooooo
Probably would sue him
Ahmad Maarouf LOL ))) Shit yeah
This video made me take the manly nap ever
Like how golden state took the L right?
BootyButtCheeks that was probably the worst insult ever. But good on you for trying
But all my friends call me *on the phone*
Me: *turns up volume to listen*
Ad: “IF THEY HAVE A PROBLEM, THEY CAN COME TO US.”
Me: “Where do I go if I have a problem with YOU SCREAMING IN MY EARS AT 3 AM?!”
Rissa Skye same problem lmao
This is the first ASMR video that made me want to start making my own and now I am so thank you!
lol I know you!
EveryThingASMR Relaxation Got curious so I went to look at your channel...You have a new subscriber! ^^
Trafalgar Kyoko Thank you a ton:) Means a lot to me
EveryThingASMR Relaxation Haven't heard of you...yet. Going to ur channel and falling asleep. :D
I wish he never uploaded this video then
Here's a fun drinking game: Take a shot every time he says man, manly or men.
THATguy 22 I'd be soooo drunk man XD
THATguy 22 you would need to call an ambulance 5 minutes in
Everyone playing dies of alcohol poisoning
Yup, i'm drunk
Ok
How did he do this for over an hour without pissing himself?
I take it you have no bladder control
+ayden lundian I think they meant that he managed not to laugh during this video
+Missmagius oh yea
MYSTERY xD I don't know how the hell someone can talk about some topic and make it last 1 hour
There's an invisible edit at 31:48
Fell asleep to this, woke up in the SAS next to Captain Price
I feel this comment
“How’d a muppet like you pass selection?”
bravo 6 going dark
" this video got more testosterone in it than a womens weightlifting tournament" lololol
LOL
LMAO
+Hamzat Gelaev
You're joke would've been funnier if you actually just said "weightlifting tournament".
Do you even joke, bro?
Doctor Deebs uncle e says it in the video and the joke is that there isn't any testosterone in a women's weightlifting tournament
Well there is both testosterone and estrogen in everyone, women have less testosterone but I'd assume women at a weightlifting competition would have more than average
it scared the shit out of me when he opend the beer
i was a sleeping man
Im a lamp
+almighty loaf yes IKEA, as a matter of fact im swedish
+almighty loaf lemi gess, my name sounds swedish
+almighty loaf :3
I FEEL SO MANLY NOW! *grows one piece of chest hair*
I feel like you didn't actually grow chest hair
Vi Britannia it's a start
+Vi Britannia if you're wondering why you can't grow chest hair, it's probably because you're a weaboo loser :^)
Chalky Wilston shots fired.
+Chalky Wilston I have a couple of hairs on my boobs, is that weird?
I watched this video when I was about 6 or 7 years younger and actually I ironically lived everyday by these words from 12:11 - 14:30 I was only about 10 or 11 and those words actually changed my life I’m 17 now
Im Breaking the rules here lmao. Im a female, but overall i really enjoyed this ❤
Hey Sadie how's ya doin'
HAZA i love that movie
Feels Man simp alert
@@AmnesiaForever Sergeant Simp detected
cursed vin diesel simp alarm simp alarm
Favourite part "A lot of people *never* ask me, 'Frank what does it take to be a man?' Let me remind you my name is not Frank"
+Shulk aaand I just realized this video is an hour long...
+Shulk are you really feeling it?
+Shizuo Heiwajima no but this is the monados power
Now its shre--shulk* time
Bob Joe 😂😂😂 gtfo
Timestamp?
No need to hide Bambi, it's a story of how a wild animal was murdered at gunpoint in the cold, heartless winter.
Wtf does this have to do with the vid? I'm confused
@@bobbystudios4014 he got bambi out originally as a trigger but realized it wasnt for MEN
@@saqnswusjbingles1042 ight makes sense
He atacc
He protecc
But most importantly he manly as facc
Slav Skybralsky listen to the sound of his nutsacc
Jürgen Würgen lmao
Slav Skybralsky facx
Hecc
Not funny,didn't laugh
How did you possibly deliver the "sack of nuts" lines without laughing? This is great. Well done.
He doesn't even crack a smile. Amazing.
Listen to the sound of my nut sack
Oh wow. How does he do it.
I'm surprised he hasn't laughed throughout any of the video.
It's a shame that most of the satire will be lost to many people, but I agree. This is great. I wouldn't have been able to pull this off in one take without laughing at least once.
For all those 'moral highgrounders' *AHEM PC BRIGADE* It's just a character he's putting on.... He's called "Iggy M. Manley" and he's using stereotypical items for 'manliness', seriously think he's for real?
To all the Social Justice Warriors. Stop.
I highly doubt Paul was trying to offend anyone.
Kancer and *****, it is disingenuous to say that Ephemeral Rift didn't intend for this to be inflammatory. It doesn't matter whether he is talking from the perspective of a character or alter ego. It doesn't matter whether he believes anything he said or not. It doesn't matter what his 'style' is or how diverse his videos are. He made this video to appeal to a demographic; a demographic that likes it when he says certain things about women and masculinity. Much of which is considered offensive by the majority of society.
Eilís Lorna Walsh
If you were a follower of ER or bothered to look into it, you would absolutely understand that this is satire.
Unfortunately you're one of the increasing population that needs to take offense at everything to justify and affirm their own existence. Thin-skinned, everything needs to be politically correct, put helmets on the kids, stop drinking from the garden hose, it's not a "manhole" it's a "personhole", we shouldn't have genders anymore and everyone should just be an "it", and I get offended about 500 times a day.
Satire is exactly geared toward making light of ridiculous situations and circumstances, and yet there is still the demographic (read: you) that can even get offended by that.
Well done video.
***** I think Ellis Lorna Walsh just proved your point.
First you criticised me for not recognising satire, and then you criticised me for being thin-skinned and politically correct. So which is it? Because accusing me of being politically correct seems to indicate that, to some degree, you sympathise with what this person is saying. And accusing me of being thin-skinned indicates that you believe that this is an appropriate way for men to talk to women. Or else why would you say it?
The important issue here isn't whether or not +Ephemeral Rift is or is not a misogynist, or whether _I_ believe he's a misogynist, it's that any satirical video that requires viewers to do an hour of research to 'get' the joke is poor satire that's in danger of reinforcing the very attitudes it seeks to marginalise in society.
It's out of touch to see misogyny as quaintly old-fashioned and irrelevant; the kind of thing no modern, progressive western man in his right mind would ever say. The kind of thing no modern, liberated western woman would ever have to endure. Because it's not true. It's incontrovertibly _not true_. Plenty of people say things like this on the Internet all the time without even a hint of irony. It's in bad taste to make satire so similar to the real thing that it's almost indistinguishable. You wouldn't make a 'satirical' video posing as a radical Muslim because after a year of hearing about almost nothing other than ISIS, that would be insensitive.
(And F.Y.I., I did recognise the video as satirical; doesn't make it less inflammatory. My original comment wasn't even intended to be critical of the video. I was just annoyed that everyone was pretending in that wide-eyed, hand-on-heart disingenuous way that they had no idea that people would be offended by not-at-all obvious satire.)
And can I just say how laughable it is that a probably heterosexual, probably middle-class _white man_ - the most privileged, insulated demographic on the planet - would have the audacity to talk about having a thicker skin? Have you _seen_ the way men lose their shit when women say relatively inoffensive things they dislike? Have you seen the amount of harassment women are expected to put up with that men hilariously think they could take but then cry like whiny man-babies?
Title: ASMR
4:57
My ears: _am i a joke to you?_
Ouchie
It was a beer best sound for a men nothing more asmr ish
The tsar bomb
Ah idk felt good for me
Nah it's good for me I'm irish and that's all we hear around here (I'm only 15)
Came here because of Rhett and Link.
Stayed here because of Rift.
This video started my love for ASMR.
👋
Haha same
Jourmand1r You would know since you are too :)
Same
Welcome buddy. Glad to have you. It's a nice community here.
LOL YES
The hell are you doing here m'am?
I'm manly, it's okay.
***** Yer cool, I'll allow it ;)
Brittany is part of the cool club. She makes some badass videos.
Thanks, dudes!
I went to sleep with smooth skin and good Christian morals, but I woke up with tattoos, a full beard, washboard abs, grease stains, and a motorcycle
_Shane_Anigans_ oh fuck you woke up as my dad
im guessing a harley? lmao to be fair a ducati or daytona would have also been manly choices for the universe to give you-
_Shane_Anigans_ I woke up with a nutsack beside me and a crowbar up my ass you lucky son of a beech
You drunk too much of that christian "blood", didn't ya?
turbotrup96 he now drinks the blood of his enemies
This video introduced me to asmr way back in 2015 and I still find myself coming back from time to time to enjoy this absolute masterpiece. Truly a one of kind video.
Same with me
"Slide it in... put it in the hole." Sure thing boss!
AwesomeRepix that's what she said
Laughingmonkeyvideos - *Laughs uncontrollably*
AwesomeRepix ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Watermelon Lemon lenny face
i thought asmr isn't sexual tho lol
"Besides, clowns are scary as fuck." Bahahahahaha.
Finally, an ASMR video that isn't a make up role play.
Love you ER, we get you are just having fun.
I am crying. This is so freaking funny. I am showing this to my friend.
yeah sure, a brony whit friends...
+b0ss off the b0ss I actually have a guy friend I was going to show this to. And I'm in middle school so, yeah. Of course I have friends lol.
+I Am Cancer Here :( truth.
Respect the fudge ;)
Im pretty sure the definition of a brony is someone who is an adult and likes that show, im pretty sure if this person is in middleschool its fine.
+XxWeabooLordxX I like to be called a brony :)
Me: *Watching manly ASMR*
Also me: *Grows a beer belly, chest hair, good biceps, a beard, tattoos and a few scars* WE PACKIN NOW BOYS
Why did i think your pfp was a picture of jotaro from jojos bizzare adventure. I would like to be normal now god
Tattoos and beer belly can stay the rest yess
any one else realize that asmr artists are really really good actors
But...WHERE'S THE LIPSTICK??? WHERE ARE THE SHOES??? Whatever, I'm gonna go do the dishes.
~~~sarcastic vibes~~~
+fireemblemalex ????
+fireemblemalex ay that ain't cool
+Caesar Espinoza thank you
+Morgan Fitzpatrick Well, the shoes are in the bottom left corner of the screen, so that's gotta count for something.
Okay, so I'm a woman and there definitely was something for me here. I was laughing early on and lost it at your sack of nuts, hahaha. :D I'm not sure laughing this hard will help me sleep, so will come back and finish watching this later... Appreciated your 10 ComMANdments, too.
14:25 thank me later.
Thank you later
0:00 thank me later
Thanks, me later.
@@GoblinsOfFarmington 4:40 Thank me later
Ayo thank you
I love how he is just fine with cursing because that’s what men do and I feel it made the video a whole hell of a lot better
Favorites:
30:00 - alien collectible
44:30 - smart shoes
1:00:00 - controls
You made a lot of very admirable, honorable points. I love the stories your videos tell, and of course I love your ASMR majesty, but now I know I also adore you as a person based on your beliefs and principles.
There's a lot of humor in this video, but some people don't seem to see the satire (or maybe they just don't even bother watching in general) when they make comments about the "sexism" in this video. I thought this video could use one less inflammatory debate comment and one more positive commentary on the actual substance of your work. Please keep doing amazing things and generally being an awesome manly man.
Emily Mitchell Well I don't know about "majesty" but I appreciate the kind words especially from someone that "gets it".
Ephemeral Rift It's a fact, sir. Such majestic.
I think quite similar, I hope people understand what's at hand at act upon it correctly. I very much enjoy all of your words and of course content, Rift. You have brought me a source of relaxation, peace, laughter, and most importantly, understanding. Keep up the good work, and also... Tingle On
You know it was three years ago after going through my normal routine of watching MassageASMR before I went to bed that this video came up in my recommended. I thought it was really strange and I didn't like it all that much.
Suddenly it would come up constantly until I finally looked into his UA-cam channel. And that's how I found my favorite ASMR artist of all time.
And because of him I was able to be introduced to the wonderous world of H. P. Lovecraft and I cannot thank him enough for what he's done.
"i'm Iggy. But my friends call me... on the phone. And sometimes Skype, if I'm on my computer"
You shaved your head? I respect your devotion.
Guy vegas no he does that a lot
To this day, I come back to this video to check the level of intelligence of the average person. I call it: "The Rift Satire Spectrometer" - The results are still rather disappointing.
K Zen Keep the faith!!
Ditto!
grow the fuck up
Tyrion Lannister
ayy lmao I'm okay Tyrion, maybe get a stepladder? Kappa
funny im over 6 feet you dumb fuck so maybe get some brains?
56:21 "its a five slash thirty-two drillbit" LMAO
Oh this is just fantastic. I've never heard someone swear in an ASMR video and I love it.
Lauren Palacio heh well i've been doing for a while ;)
Check out Uncle E's video called "Get to know me"
Alright, I'll be the one to say it - if this was a woman doing an "ASMR for Women" video (which you can't deny hasn't already been done multiple times) nobody would bat an eye one bit. Fists would pump in the air and cheers would be heard from all four corners of the Earth which is really weird considering the world is spherical. Why is it that whenever there's something that's neither female-only or gender neutral, it's bad? How is THAT equality?
Also, all the people giving this thumbs down and raging and ranting about how misogynistic and sexist it is: I'd be willing to bet $100 PER PERSON that all of you, at least once in your life, have commented "This is satire, it's not meant to be taken seriously!" whenever someone disrespects The Daily Show or The Colbert Report. This is the exact same thing - it's satire. It's not truth, it's not honest, it's not even serious. It's funny. It's a joke. It's a character. Jesus, Mark Twain used to write whole novels with this kind of humor, and he'd be laughing himself shitless at this video. Seriously...he's laugh so hard and so long that his body would no longer possess the capability of producing fecal matter.
Calm your tits, get off your high horses, and re-fucking-lax.
Nope, not from England. Just a stand-up comic with an affinity for English culture and humor and mannerisms.
Thanks for the kind words, friend :)
CarelessWhispers ASMR but you're not funny
And you're not original, seeing as you're the 28,706th person to pick the name Boo.
CarelessWhispers ASMR Get along everyone. Please.
...can you see Russia from that pedestal? Because you're pretty high up on there.
I want 10 min ASMR of you smashing frying pans against other frying pans
That'd be so manly
How original
Frying pans? Sounds like women stuff to me!
_A P_ 😆 that’s gold!
This is your scary father in law who wants to take you out to the garage.
Jefferu Nintendomoto and then in the garage he hands you a beer and you both start chugging
@@kinganthony6912 exactly, except I got a bottle of Southern Comfort
Anthony Bragg his homemade brew that honestly isn’t that good but you have to act like it is.
Nah this is more like my uncle
"some may say i'm a misogynist. i'm not. i never even went to medical school."
🎤NOW THAT WERE MEN, WE CAN DO ANYTHING, NOW THAT WERE MEN I CHANGED MY UNDERWEAR NOW THAT WERE MEN, WELL GO TO SHELL CITY🎶......
Stop
S p o n g e b o b t h e m o v I e
GET THE CROWN, SAVE THE TOWN, AND MR. CRABS
@@lewis7909 no
Patricc: "dId YOu SeE mY uNdeRPaNtS"
Mermaid hoe: "No"
Patricc: "wOuLD yOU liKE tO"
"Bambi, another manl- what the fuck" I died XD
"this video got testosterone"
well isn't that just what I needed... no need to get any shots, I'll just watch this every week
i'm loving all us trans men here listening to MAN ASMR
really on brand
Shots?
@@rhys2699 yeah, like testosterone injections.
Mirati manliest comment award 🏆
Riley William ?
I'm a girl. I loved this. Screw the rules. ahaha your videos are always wonderful and relaxing.. also love your sense of humor! :3
Laura Turner Thanks Laura!
I kind of figured. We guys listen to an awful lot of the feminine ASMR (and enjoy it) so it makes sense the other way round.
It's disappointing how 90% of the comments are complaining about or defending themselves from feminists "bashing" this video... The other 10% are feminists saying that it's funny and well-written satire.
Your calculations are wrong. You forgot about the 50% of fake feminist complaining on how the video is sexist.
And the other 10% who write comments like yours to defend yourself agains these so called males
I'm not defending myself from anybody, don't know where you got that from.
There are many men in this comment section who are saying "prepare for the feminists", but I don't have to defend myself from any of them, since they obviously don't understand satire.
+Brent Koch 50% and 10% = 60%
Not 100%
*slow claps
+Dab Child I'm pretty sure you got the calculators wrong considering your calculations add up to 60% bud
HOW DID HE KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE?
+Crunch McButtsteak you tell me
+Crunch McButtsteak He's hetero. That's how.
+Crunch McButtsteak You have the best username.. EVR!
NerdFight I second that.
+NerdFight The name is an MST3K reference.
Me: okay I have 2k emeralds what do you have? Villager: 44:31
just waiting for him to put the hammer through the table and scream "like those hammer sounds too?!?!?!"
Oshea Lafford 😆
fuck that's funny
Oshea Lafford stop im crying 😂😂😂
"Tingle, motherfucker!" Lol
I love the fact that ER's having a great time of trolling the comments section.
r4ptur3B I would never.
Ephemeral Rift
Your a fucking bad ass man. Yo, how much did your arm tattoos cost. Do a tattoo asmr video
Tiftzor27 yo this ain't 9gag
***** nope. he's addressed this before. his tattoos are real.
Guys he's not a misogynist, he never even went to medical school. Quit dissing him!
I laughed fucking HARD
Me: Is a Female
Title: For men
Me: Challenge accepted
Nice egg
*The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit are typing*
Relax boys there’s a throb under that skirt we got a trap on our hands
Boy
Ossian Holding Tägt no place for you