HITMAN 3 - The Best & Funny Dialogues + Oneliners in Trilogy

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  • @MartinozYT
    @MartinozYT  3 роки тому +1505

    The Best 47 Kills Compilation - ua-cam.com/video/FnQjWPRA2HQ/v-deo.html
    00:00 - Death of Soders in Hokkaido
    00:30 - Flamingo Mascot in Miami
    01:37 - Mr Cortazar in Mendoza
    02:04 - Oscar LaFayette in Sapienza
    03:15 - Repair of Sun Installation in Dubai
    03:35 - Fortune Teller in A House Built on Sand
    04:43 - Doctor 47 in HAVEN Island
    05:25 - Juice Bar in Berlin
    05:50 - Bank Teller in New York
    06:45 - Dubai Security Guard
    07:05 - Father Francesco in Landslide
    07:55 - Mumbai Portrait Painting
    08:55 - Dartmoor Family Photo
    09:00 - Chongqing, Attending experiment as homeless
    09:18 - Abel Da Silva in Bangkok
    09:55 - House Sale in Whittleton Creek
    10:50 - The Vulture in Dubai
    11:05 - Meeting Dalia as Helmut
    11:20 - Polygraph in Isle of Sgail
    11:45 - Detective in Dartmoor
    11:55 - Director in Hokkaido
    12:17 - Shaving Maelstrom in Mumbai
    12:55 - Serving Pinot Noir in Mendoza
    13:10 - Yoga Lesson in Hokkaido
    13:32 - Submarine accident in Santa Fortuna
    13:47 - Funeral in Dartmoor
    14:00 - Doctor 47 in Miami
    14:40 - DJ Booth in Berlin
    14:54 - Meeting Vanya in Mumbai
    15:50 - Termination in New York
    16:14 - Talented Mr. Rieper in Mendoza
    19:12 - Job Interview in New York
    22:35 - Tattoo Work in Santa Fortuna
    24:05 - The Tour in Mendoza

    • @lamsar8103
      @lamsar8103 3 роки тому +8

      Thanks for being consistent and your very good at your stealth and stuff.👍

    • @j.vinton4039
      @j.vinton4039 3 роки тому +3

      The job interview in NY was cool. I took a guess on the Rorschach cards and got them right.

    • @Anomyos
      @Anomyos 3 роки тому +1

      Person who does the uploaders job deserves a like.

    • @unkwn1157
      @unkwn1157 3 роки тому +1

      @@lamsar8103 my favorite is the Job interview in New york

    • @Fulgore2005
      @Fulgore2005 3 роки тому

      Isn't it 12:50 for the Pinot Noir?

  • @smithappiah3949
    @smithappiah3949 3 роки тому +12677

    "Isn't that a poison?"
    "Yes"
    "Should I be concerned?"
    "I'm not"

    • @qq84
      @qq84 3 роки тому +734

      14:00 "Just relax. It will be over soon"

    • @der_saftmon
      @der_saftmon 3 роки тому +206

      I am not concerned at all as well

    • @theodorehh3529
      @theodorehh3529 3 роки тому +336

      "It is... to die for"

    • @gnarlin4964
      @gnarlin4964 3 роки тому +320

      One of the funniest fucking lines in Hitman ever XD

    • @yourpalsammy9773
      @yourpalsammy9773 3 роки тому +30

      "Ha! You dumb bitch."

  • @Aman-cb1pt
    @Aman-cb1pt 3 роки тому +4445

    -So what happened to mr soders?
    - He died.
    - I understand. But why?
    - He stopped living.

  • @JP-ww5vz
    @JP-ww5vz 3 роки тому +13323

    The best thing about his one-liners is that he rarely straight up lies to people. Everything he does is clever doublespeak and innuendo.

    • @rafaelmurray6870
      @rafaelmurray6870 3 роки тому +544

      He is like Hannibal Lecter in that sense, so dubious and clever

    • @trust.worthy
      @trust.worthy 3 роки тому +627

      He only lies about who he is but not what he is doing

    • @ibanghertightpoophole9899
      @ibanghertightpoophole9899 3 роки тому +30

      @Agent 39 nah he should of put a spoiler warning so fuck that guy

    • @Shanesterization
      @Shanesterization 3 роки тому +60

      @Agent 39 I think they where talking about Videl in that context.

    • @sapomercador7257
      @sapomercador7257 3 роки тому +5

      @Agent 39 i'm sorry mate but if it makes you feel better i was spoiled too, so fuck that guy

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 3 роки тому +6414

    Just waiting for something like:
    "So, what do you do for a living?"
    "I'm an assassin."
    "Ah."

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 роки тому +432

      “Wait wha- **Get choked out**”

    • @TrickyTalon23
      @TrickyTalon23 3 роки тому +203

      *SPOTTED*

    • @rustyfisher2081
      @rustyfisher2081 3 роки тому +293

      "so... a hitman you could say?"

    • @KevinHuangPhasorQuantaG
      @KevinHuangPhasorQuantaG 3 роки тому +369

      It’s like the clinic scene from Spectre.
      “You left your occupation blank.”
      “That’s not the sort of thing that looks good on a form.”

    • @brute6896
      @brute6896 3 роки тому +181

      *sees the target walk by*
      Excuse me

  • @KorporalNoobs
    @KorporalNoobs 3 роки тому +4441

    "It's me."
    Gets me everytime.

    • @gameralica
      @gameralica 3 роки тому +32

      Where?

    • @thebadwolf3088
      @thebadwolf3088 3 роки тому +268

      "And... who is this man?"
      *Immediately after she asks*
      "It's me."

    • @littlesamu5920
      @littlesamu5920 3 роки тому +15

      @@thebadwolf3088 it would have been perfect if he killed the interviewers after that anwsers

    • @saiyanfang1047
      @saiyanfang1047 3 роки тому +19

      @@littlesamu5920 or the targets die from preset traps

    • @piethedye3948
      @piethedye3948 3 роки тому +74

      i always hear it as "it's me :)"

  • @bosewicht2389
    @bosewicht2389 2 роки тому +2915

    I love how 47 casually excels at everything he does, he’s a master masseur, yoga instructor, barber, painter, musician, investigator, salesman, expert at forensics, he can steer helicopters and boats, and he has an impeccable taste for fashion and he’s well spoken

    • @muhibaqeel9709
      @muhibaqeel9709 2 роки тому +409

      Now imagine him being a plumber,doctor,astronaut and engineer

    • @ballsacsincorp
      @ballsacsincorp 2 роки тому +162

      @@muhibaqeel9709 will tobias rieper go back to church life? or will he be the ultimate freelancer? find out more soon
      however he already excels in what you said but astronaut

    • @ZCid47
      @ZCid47 2 роки тому +298

      Apparently, while 47 gain millions thanks to his contracts, my theory is that he use his money in learning new skills to not be bore in between contracts

    • @connorhill818
      @connorhill818 Рік тому +139

      Probably has to do with cross-training. masseur: he knows pressure points thanks to CQC, yoga instructor thanks to probably squeezing into plenty of tight spaces and holding still for extended periods of time, barber is a given because he knows his way around a blade, investigator is probably the result of hearing how some of his former colleagues were caught. As for the rest, NO idea

    • @JeSt4m
      @JeSt4m Рік тому +109

      U forgot Flamingo... he's a great Flamingo too.
      The only human that can rival his wide expertise and majestic bald head is Johnny Sins

  • @DestinyZX1
    @DestinyZX1 3 роки тому +9677

    I swear it. 47’s actor makes it worthwhile.

    • @Dylski.
      @Dylski. 3 роки тому +694

      I'm glad they got david bateson to play 47 for 21 years and didnt do a Sam Fisher with Michael ironside

    • @res20stupid
      @res20stupid 3 роки тому +621

      @@Dylski. Fun fact, they actually tried to recast 47 with another actor for the game Absolution but the fanbase revolted pretty badly, causing the studio to recast the role back to Bateman.
      But they still kept in contact with the actor, even hiring him to play Dino Bosco for the "Icon" mission in Sapienza.

    • @raulsanchez2610
      @raulsanchez2610 3 роки тому +215

      They need to make a movie with the voice actor. He’s a little old, so they could do a plot where he’s on his final contracts.

    • @vietnamabc2290
      @vietnamabc2290 3 роки тому +79

      @@Dylski. TBF though, all those fellas are pretty pushing it, like Cpt Price in CoD, you don't really expect same dude to stick around for like nearly 15 years?

    • @videodeposu8741
      @videodeposu8741 3 роки тому +92

      @@raulsanchez2610 makeup will work. 47 doesn't age i mean look at his face lmao he looks younger than absolution.

  • @TrueRandomPlayer
    @TrueRandomPlayer 3 роки тому +4546

    "Let me just activate the booth privacy settings so nobody will see or hear what goes on in this booth."
    Me: "Oh buddy, you just fucked up."
    47: *"Practical."*

  • @disjericho7141
    @disjericho7141 3 роки тому +5627

    Bro 47 straight up told her it was poisonous and got away with it

    • @Mimtel-zm2cr
      @Mimtel-zm2cr 3 роки тому +656

      nurse in the back like "I don't get paid enough to call him out" 😂

    • @budusbusham3324
      @budusbusham3324 3 роки тому +618

      You’d be surprised with what you can get away with if you say it with enough conviction.

    • @johnb.d
      @johnb.d 3 роки тому +425

      @@budusbusham3324
      So....
      Speech 100?

    • @CHEESEpuff69
      @CHEESEpuff69 3 роки тому +163

      @@johnb.d EXACTLY

    • @khinlop
      @khinlop 3 роки тому +243

      He should've said: "Poisonous substances in low doses often can be used as a cure."

  • @ZoeBateman
    @ZoeBateman 2 роки тому +932

    I love how in Mendoza Diana is constantly saying stuff like "this would be a terrible place for an accident to happen" etc. to hint to 47 and getting slowly more annoyed he isn't doing his job, and 47 is basically just giving a real-ass tour but with puns and jokes only he and Diana understand the context of

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 місяці тому +24

      Yeah she's like "Hey 47 can you hurry?"

  • @peterhan8666
    @peterhan8666 3 роки тому +5704

    Guard: I have a friend... who's into cosplay and stuff
    Me:... it's you isn't it?

    • @drewabbott6993
      @drewabbott6993 3 роки тому +490

      It always is

    • @khinlop
      @khinlop 3 роки тому +807

      He legit was trying to get into action with 47

    • @thebadwolf3088
      @thebadwolf3088 3 роки тому +490

      @@khinlop damn furries

    • @t65o981
      @t65o981 3 роки тому +580

      Never thought i hear a furry reference in hitman

    • @Agent-ur7tf
      @Agent-ur7tf 3 роки тому +65

      .....
      Hello brother

  • @redthepigeon9747
    @redthepigeon9747 3 роки тому +6091

    I was laughing so hard at the winery tour "These tanks could probably hold a couple hundred bodies. Oh, and wine too I guess." I imagine Diana really struggling to keep a straight face the whole tour.

    • @agp11001
      @agp11001 3 роки тому +461

      You got 47 likes and I will NOT ruin that. But yeah, the winery tour was hilarious.

    • @thomass2505
      @thomass2505 3 роки тому +173

      Now it's 74

    • @Lickicker
      @Lickicker 3 роки тому +260

      i like how he described the grape press, more efficient but less personal

    • @TSKyanite
      @TSKyanite 3 роки тому +408

      I feel like during that whole tour diana was just waiting for 47 to kill them, and at the end was just "you really just had to do the whole tour?"

    • @Gizbornch
      @Gizbornch 3 роки тому +232

      @@TSKyanite even 47 himself breaks 4th wall in the end, by telling about “bidding time”

  • @BILLIARDman2000
    @BILLIARDman2000 3 роки тому +3649

    I’m in the retirement business 😂

    • @tristanlau1213
      @tristanlau1213 3 роки тому +134

      Retire people from their lives 😂

    • @GamingBeFly
      @GamingBeFly 3 роки тому +65

      He’s very good, as far as I hear.

    • @ChaosBadger04
      @ChaosBadger04 3 роки тому +25

      *I'm in the empire business*

    • @RU_HKR
      @RU_HKR 3 роки тому +18

      All for elimination...

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 3 роки тому

      Retirement homes in hell

  • @filippalarsson4353
    @filippalarsson4353 3 роки тому +7160

    47: “Can you look up a bit?”
    *Mr. Rangan gets shot*
    47: “Thank you”

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 3 роки тому +453

      Really got the shot of his jawline perfectly.

    • @ghostslayer1981
      @ghostslayer1981 3 роки тому +223

      @@filippalarsson4353 reminds me of
      47: I see... Death.
      Mendoza: What? What's gonna go wrong?
      47: *Proceeds to smack Mendoza bwith a crystal ball and stabs him with the holder*
      47: I'm gonna crysta-crunch ya!

    • @hank2815
      @hank2815 3 роки тому +179

      It gets better when 47 actually draws a reticle behind Rangan’s face in the painting.

    • @Swissswoosher
      @Swissswoosher 3 роки тому +47

      At least he’s polite about it

    • @user-dy3gk8us3r
      @user-dy3gk8us3r 3 роки тому +3

      Yesh👁

  • @DigitalRRS
    @DigitalRRS 3 роки тому +4051

    47 is still quite good at nailing the puns

    • @Supperman88
      @Supperman88 3 роки тому +236

      His puns are to die for.

    • @dermonch7959
      @dermonch7959 3 роки тому +186

      He`s killing it.

    • @AlliedX
      @AlliedX 3 роки тому +111

      He hits them on the head.

    • @kirankumaar7416
      @kirankumaar7416 3 роки тому +30

      He sure does

    • @canada3186
      @canada3186 3 роки тому +5

      @The Scarlet King that’s what he is saying

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 3 роки тому +3008

    47 missed his true calling as a comedian.

    • @nonnapapera69
      @nonnapapera69 3 роки тому +227

      Actually, his voice actor IS a comedian.

    • @TheBurningEngram
      @TheBurningEngram 3 роки тому +113

      what else do you think the clown suit's for?

    • @bigbanana94
      @bigbanana94 3 роки тому +152

      His jokes are... killer.

    • @awaister
      @awaister 3 роки тому +30

      “He would have killed on the stage”
      “He could have made a killing doing stand up comedy”
      They all just write themselves

    • @Retroist2024
      @Retroist2024 2 роки тому +56

      a joke to die for

  • @AD-ey4yr
    @AD-ey4yr 3 роки тому +4514

    I like how 47 is straight up honest about everything he says, the context about what he talks about being very different of course.

    • @garebear9429
      @garebear9429 3 роки тому +331

      I'm convinced 47 is some sort of fae creature. Unable to lie, only speaking in half truths.

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 3 роки тому +150

      His voice is just perfect for the job the right kind of gravely one that makes you feel intimidated by him

    • @ImBigBossNotSeanConnery
      @ImBigBossNotSeanConnery 3 роки тому +46

      He is the Hannibal Lecter of video games, in terms of saying one-liners that are euphemisms/innuendos.

    • @CommanderDiamond678
      @CommanderDiamond678 3 роки тому +25

      For example, when he said his suit was at the cleaners I am pretty sure that he was using cleaners in a well, clean this place up my killing, context.

    • @AWriterWandering
      @AWriterWandering 2 роки тому +17

      Rather than trying to keep all your lies straight, it’s much easier to simply bend the truth.

  • @DanRoom27
    @DanRoom27 3 роки тому +1986

    I like how Diana seems legitimately stunned at the very end when 47 has the entire place figured out, including the security room overhead.

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 2 роки тому +146

      Also that he didn't kill anyone the entire tour.

    • @JustAnotherTom
      @JustAnotherTom 2 роки тому +188

      I thought it was hilarious he kept bugging them as Tobias Rieper

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 2 роки тому +60

      To be fair 47 is a Gardener for a while so likely knows how to make wine also its not like he needs to be doing something for years to become flawlessly good at it.

    • @yogsoggoth
      @yogsoggoth 10 днів тому +2

      You can tell throughout the whole tour Diana was trying to nudge 47 into using the vineyard machinery to kill Vidal and was growing more and more tired of 47's bullshit because for some reason he just decided to tour the whole place.

  • @ufuk5872
    @ufuk5872 3 роки тому +3076

    The way Diana so tired of 47 shit is hilarious

    • @aboullkhill5605
      @aboullkhill5605 3 роки тому +49

      Timestamp?

    • @res20stupid
      @res20stupid 3 роки тому +210

      The way she starts bobbing her head is hilarious.

    • @faleilham8334
      @faleilham8334 3 роки тому +235

      12:58. And Diana looks like pissed by 47

    • @nikto7297
      @nikto7297 3 роки тому +133

      None target killed
      NONE TARGET KILLED
      N O N E T A R G E N T K I L L E D

    • @jaxchacky9358
      @jaxchacky9358 3 роки тому +25

      @@nikto7297 the main reason why I prefer blood money over newest hitman games

  • @johnsonsarah2983
    @johnsonsarah2983 3 роки тому +1259

    Note to self, don't ever say "_____ to die for" while standing near ledges

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 3 роки тому +108

      Or "to die for" in general

    • @ScrewThisMFGame
      @ScrewThisMFGame 3 роки тому +30

      Or while youre about to eat or drink.

    • @LetMeBe3
      @LetMeBe3 3 роки тому +1

      Thanks for the tip definitely gonna say this to someone before I kill them

    • @EnteiFire4
      @EnteiFire4 3 роки тому +52

      Especially if there's a bald man nearby

    • @LetMeBe3
      @LetMeBe3 3 роки тому +6

      EnteiFire4 lmao

  • @M.Diamond1995
    @M.Diamond1995 3 роки тому +1200

    "Can you look up a bit?"
    *DIES*
    "Thank you."

    • @dejavu3547
      @dejavu3547 3 роки тому +22

      I would like to think that he is saying thank you to the dead body

    • @卂匚几
      @卂匚几 3 роки тому +15

      Gotta hand it to 47, he’s a polite fellow!

    • @darklordumbreon
      @darklordumbreon 3 місяці тому

      "who did you say yes to?"
      "...yes"

  • @UnHappyGingah
    @UnHappyGingah 3 роки тому +1398

    I love the implication that 47 created a Social Media account, or perhaps makes one for each persona

    • @RoosterFloyd
      @RoosterFloyd 3 роки тому +175

      Like a more professional but just as unhinged version of Roger from American Dad

    • @marcopohl4875
      @marcopohl4875 3 роки тому +195

      I mean, it's to make his false identity more convincing, imagine you had no proof the person you're talking to even exists, wouldn't that raise some red flags?

    • @courier6960
      @courier6960 3 роки тому +156

      The accounts were made by the ICA to make the persona of Tobias Rieper or equivalents look realer at first glance. Tamara comments on how all the photos are just of common tourist destinations (likely stock photos), with none of them actually containing 47.

    • @Deaglan753
      @Deaglan753 2 роки тому +102

      I imagine that when he finishes his work in all the places he goes to before he leaves he just takes his phone out and takes a couple of photos for his social media accounts

    • @sluggaboyzWC3
      @sluggaboyzWC3 2 роки тому +26

      Got to stay up to date or people may notice it's unused.

  • @tobinmonroe3046
    @tobinmonroe3046 3 роки тому +2012

    My favorite line 47 says is when your dressed as the homeless guy in China and the guy walking you upstairs talks shit on your smell and 47 says "don't worry i change my clothes all the time"

    • @tobinmonroe3046
      @tobinmonroe3046 3 роки тому +74

      @Isaac Ho I think the 47 1 liners are one of the best parts of the game

    • @jackychang9148
      @jackychang9148 3 роки тому +27

      You're*
      "Uh huh. I bet you do."

    • @UchihaFabio
      @UchihaFabio 3 роки тому +5

      @Isaac Ho and then reward the person who helped him

  • @lm9029
    @lm9029 3 роки тому +1103

    "He looked a little dead when i was finished with..."
    *Door shuts mid sentence*
    Not sus at all.

  • @BeefcakeKARS
    @BeefcakeKARS 3 роки тому +3659

    I like how he actually is a stone cold killer
    But he still has some funnies

    • @jerryvarghese581
      @jerryvarghese581 3 роки тому +303

      In Hitman 3, he kinda starts making jokes and.....
      SPOILER ALERT
      he smiles at the end.. Kinda ironic who used to be a emotionless killer. Kudos for subtle character development...

    • @videodeposu8741
      @videodeposu8741 3 роки тому +151

      @@jerryvarghese581 47 wasn't actually emotionless i think. He cared about Victoria in Absolution.

    • @GamesCooky
      @GamesCooky 3 роки тому +106

      He's got some psychopathic traits.
      Bold and fearless. Callous and unemotional. Clearly lacks empathy and remorse for his victims. He's deceptive and manipulative.
      But he has shown that he cares for some select few people.

    • @jackson0922
      @jackson0922 3 роки тому +6

      Like Geralt of Rivia

    • @thebadwolf3088
      @thebadwolf3088 3 роки тому +15

      @@GamesCooky so... A sociopath?

  • @coffee4682
    @coffee4682 3 роки тому +663

    "It's a vulture feeding on someone else's kill"
    And he's talking to HR. That's an underrated pun.

  • @cee_ves
    @cee_ves 3 роки тому +1096

    *Pierces the guys skull with a tattoo needle*
    “He looked a little dead after I was finished with him”

    • @MT_1996
      @MT_1996 3 роки тому +3

      The best 😂

    • @ИгнатСтаринчик
      @ИгнатСтаринчик 3 роки тому +8

      No, it’s like this:
      He took his phone out suddenly! It was an accident! What do you mean you think I am a secret agent sent to kill him?

    • @darkofdawn
      @darkofdawn 3 роки тому +7

      *Door closes*

    • @ИгнатСтаринчик
      @ИгнатСтаринчик 3 роки тому +2

      @@darkofdawn
      *gunshots*

    • @alizadarmz
      @alizadarmz 3 роки тому +39

      47 was gonna tattoo him... he just said “do what you do best” ... very poor choice of words

  • @callmehanson9466
    @callmehanson9466 3 роки тому +353

    You missed my favorite one with Tamara:
    Tamara: "It's five against one."
    47: "Yes. See your mistake?"

    • @PK-tu4hl
      @PK-tu4hl Рік тому +67

      It's not five against one, it's five against 47

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 Рік тому

      @@PK-tu4hl Okay now that's just having sex in an igloo:
      Fucking Cold.

    • @theghostreckon316
      @theghostreckon316 25 днів тому

      @@PK-tu4hl good one 😅

  • @Real_British
    @Real_British 3 роки тому +1685

    *cough* *cough*
    Mr william: aw hell, can't you do anything to strangle this cough,doc?
    Doctor 47: i have few ideas
    *Proceed to garrote*

  • @LastNameBravo23
    @LastNameBravo23 3 роки тому +1303

    8:49 "Can you look up a bit?" *gunshot* "Thank you" gets me everytime lmao

    • @weafon1532
      @weafon1532 3 роки тому +33

      He was talking to the sniper

    • @theriddler3637
      @theriddler3637 3 роки тому +8

      @@weafon1532 who was the sniper? I thought 47 always worked alone

    • @weafon1532
      @weafon1532 3 роки тому +24

      @@theriddler3637 he borowed quiet from big bosd

    • @Sirius10117
      @Sirius10117 3 роки тому +75

      @@theriddler3637 Another unrelated hitman, sent to kill the target. 47 never meets him but this specific quest is to get the sniper a clear shot.

    • @SamvedIyer
      @SamvedIyer 3 роки тому +56

      @@theriddler3637 The sniper, Karan Dhar (known as 'The Kashmirian') operates from a nearby chawl. 47 never meets him unless in one of the mission stories; he simply goes and fixes the Sniper's aim, and the concerned mission story concludes with the Kashmirian sniping the target for you.

  • @BigDaddy9754
    @BigDaddy9754 3 роки тому +435

    21:22
    "He's just finished a job, perfectly executed."
    "And...who is this man?"
    *With zero reservations* "It's me" LMAO

    • @Volkaer
      @Volkaer 7 місяців тому +19

      I'm tempted to go and get a bunch of random job interviews just so I can troll their HR in some similar manner - too bad they don't normally give you a psychological test, but there are ways... XD

  • @richardzaremba1383
    @richardzaremba1383 3 роки тому +1086

    24:06 Throughout the whole tour, Diana feels like she's trying to get 47 to just kill the lady already.

    • @volmaaraldovahkiin5346
      @volmaaraldovahkiin5346 3 роки тому +386

      I can imagine 47 knowing that, and purposefully making her take the ENTIRE tour just to mess with her. The fact he makes so many double entendres and puns shows he actually, surprisingly, has quite the mischievous soul!

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 3 роки тому +94

      @@volmaaraldovahkiin5346 Agent 47 is literally a fae.

    • @johncarlofernandez2698
      @johncarlofernandez2698 3 роки тому +119

      Diana's mind: what in the bloody hell are you thinking 47?

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 3 роки тому +96

      @@johncarlofernandez2698
      47(with a little smirk looking at Diana at the corner of his eye): If you watch at your left-

    • @UchihaFabio
      @UchihaFabio 3 роки тому +19

      @@volmaaraldovahkiin5346 and cause he likes her

  • @peterirungu4083
    @peterirungu4083 3 роки тому +966

    “Hope you weren’t there on the day of his tragic death.” Gold.

    • @hank2815
      @hank2815 3 роки тому +37

      Not only was he there...

    • @protonjones54
      @protonjones54 3 роки тому +12

      agent 47: no definitely not ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @atlasreborn7221
      @atlasreborn7221 3 роки тому +53

      "You could say it *blew me away* "

    • @VaciliNikoMavich
      @VaciliNikoMavich 3 роки тому +33

      It was a *breath taking* experience.

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 2 роки тому +13

      Don't worry, I wasn't working *as his guard* that day

  • @kosviik9584
    @kosviik9584 3 роки тому +767

    13:05 is basically Diana being astonished in how much trivia 47 can shit out from nowhere.

    • @duvan-solis
      @duvan-solis 3 роки тому +193

      I think she gives into fear as he describes the drink and then says is to die for (Reason why she returns the glass I guess)

    • @BitBANANA222
      @BitBANANA222 3 роки тому +67

      @@duvan-solis holy shit I never noticed

    • @therealisticgamer5834
      @therealisticgamer5834 3 роки тому +16

      47th liked

    • @duvan-solis
      @duvan-solis 3 роки тому +26

      Hey, we can't let this like amount to change.
      "I say it shall not change" calmly.
      Pd: he is or was at 47 (so you know future guy, although he might be in the same amount)

  • @corvus1221
    @corvus1221 3 роки тому +1128

    This pretty much shows 47's skill as an expert conversationalist
    He can lie in someone's face before they suspect him of any ill intentions
    As stated in his biography, 47 is capable of acting more/far out of his normal personality

    • @workingjoe5599
      @workingjoe5599 3 роки тому +181

      He doesn’t lie to anyone
      he uses doublespeak

    • @corvus1221
      @corvus1221 3 роки тому +19

      @@workingjoe5599 I don't understand what doublespeak is?

    • @Alsry1
      @Alsry1 3 роки тому +167

      @@corvus1221 saying something in a vague way that can be easily misinterpreted.

    • @q-tip4723
      @q-tip4723 3 роки тому +100

      That, and he has a wide range of skills and knowledge. Everything from bartending to marksmanship. He has to have an IQ of at least 180, which technically makes him a genius.
      He is probably on of the most interesting characters to analyze on psychological level.

    • @lightlysal
      @lightlysal 3 роки тому +44

      47 is not, however, capable of speaking more/far our of his normal pitch

  • @birdboy1092
    @birdboy1092 3 роки тому +523

    What's amazing is that, apart from his disguise, he doesn't really lie at all. He's just so casual that he can say this sort of stuff without anybody raising an eye.

    • @marcopohl4875
      @marcopohl4875 3 роки тому +89

      the one time he did lie, was when he killed someone with a lie detector

    • @birdboy1092
      @birdboy1092 3 роки тому +19

      Marco Pohl huh... interesting.

  • @neth7826
    @neth7826 3 роки тому +961

    "He's just finished the job, perfectly executed."
    "And.. who is this man?"
    "It's me."
    21:00
    god i absolutely love the smugness and cheekiness from 47

  • @garziezz2297
    @garziezz2297 2 роки тому +539

    Bro this one time I was dragging a targets body to a locker and a guard came running up to me, “hey, did you do this!?” 47 literally just blankly said “yes.” 💀💀

    • @judet2992
      @judet2992 10 місяців тому +37

      Those 💀s are unironic for once

  • @takeaholiday
    @takeaholiday Рік тому +170

    11:30 I’m almost positive 47 is more than capable of passing a lie detector, he simply let it go for the theatrical drama, which I am 100% here for.

  • @stormhawkdude
    @stormhawkdude 3 роки тому +336

    "I'm paying you in *exposure,* it can be worth more than money in time my friend."
    47, in his head; "Fuck it, this is personal now."

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 місяці тому +3

      Yeah I'd just Stop and say "oh good idea! Blood money will pay for this!"

    • @Emolt76
      @Emolt76 5 днів тому

      That's one bad way to insult an Artist my friend. And I can say for certain 47 loves the inspiration of Picasso

  • @chrisriley2321
    @chrisriley2321 3 роки тому +1263

    For the Father Francesco one im bummed 47 didn't say "I believe in absolution' instead of "I believe in forgiveness". It'd work for the priest disguise and double as a Hitman Absolution title drop refrence.
    Absolution by definition- formal release from guilt, obligation, or punishment.
    So it would've worked with his disguise AND doubled as a cheeky reference

    • @drewabbott6993
      @drewabbott6993 3 роки тому +17

      You just need one more like

    • @chrisriley2321
      @chrisriley2321 3 роки тому +15

      @@drewabbott6993 now i need another 19 for a nice number

    • @jackson14431
      @jackson14431 3 роки тому +27

      However, absolution was crap, and leaves a bitter taste in peoples mouths to the point alot of them didn't buy IO's hitman.

    • @chrisriley2321
      @chrisriley2321 3 роки тому +39

      @@jackson14431 yeah i can see why. I enjoyed Absolution though

    • @jackson14431
      @jackson14431 3 роки тому +21

      @@chrisriley2321 I did too but it's a sore point for the fanbase and a low point for the franchise, so you wouldnt want to mention unless insulting, as is the case with most games easter eggs referring to a bad release in the franchise.

  • @thatboyakira4202
    @thatboyakira4202 3 роки тому +348

    I like that in the mission that Diana is, if you take more time to kill the target she gets more pissed off.

    • @OhNoTheFace
      @OhNoTheFace 3 роки тому +67

      It's fun since I figure it's payback since he knows something is up

  • @Top10herb
    @Top10herb 3 роки тому +290

    13:25 "This is a view to die for."
    "This is SPARTA!"

    • @AzumarillConGafasBv
      @AzumarillConGafasBv 3 роки тому +8

      A Sparta meme in 2021?, that good shit

    • @the-secret
      @the-secret 3 роки тому +6

      Also the woman: uaehh arhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 3 роки тому +10

      Woman: This is a View to die for...
      47: YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!

  • @myrrhfortheroad
    @myrrhfortheroad 3 роки тому +262

    24:42 "...making each grape quite impossible to ID" This has got to be one of the funniest things 47's ever said! XD

  • @stevencurtis8
    @stevencurtis8 3 роки тому +811

    47: look up for me
    NPC: sure thing ( sniper kills him )
    47: thank you

    • @pogggaming4470
      @pogggaming4470 3 роки тому +51

      Sniper (in far distance) : your welcome

    • @jackychang9148
      @jackychang9148 3 роки тому +14

      @@pogggaming4470 you're*

    • @jackychang9148
      @jackychang9148 3 роки тому

      @@loganl6953 I almost can't because they're a rarity.

    • @shougozero259
      @shougozero259 3 роки тому +10

      That’s what that guy gets for trying to play with exposure

  • @nooneinparticular5273
    @nooneinparticular5273 2 роки тому +272

    God, watching Rangan get blasted in the face after his "paid in exposure" talk and just watching him be a creep in general in his area is one of the absolute most cathartic kills in the game.

    • @trainman5675
      @trainman5675 2 роки тому +4

      @OverDose relaxing

    • @lordsickomode
      @lordsickomode 2 роки тому +19

      @OverDose I wouldnt say relaxing is the right word, but close. Cathartic is more about satisfaction mixed with relaxation. So plopping onto your couch after a long walk and drinking a cold glass of water would be cathartic, but simply flopping onto your couch under no particular circumstances would be relaxing.

    • @frazebean5117
      @frazebean5117 Рік тому +7

      For real though he's annoying

    • @TheSultan1470
      @TheSultan1470 Рік тому +2

      Interesting opinion

  • @redstonecasey4713
    @redstonecasey4713 2 роки тому +275

    My favorite is the one on the train in the final level of 3.
    Guard: "How's the patient?" (referring to 47)
    Disguised 47 (ominously): "Oh, he's up and about."

  • @itismefinn
    @itismefinn 3 роки тому +171

    14:33 47 sounds like he is trying to hold his laugh.

  • @Crumbite.
    @Crumbite. 3 роки тому +238

    19:12 I'm not over how they have the pictures of the ink blotches and the words of which is related with each one in the background

    • @guythatstillusespocketwatc3145
      @guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 3 роки тому +37

      Just to help the player get an answer if they are stuck I guess

    • @MrJinglejanglejingle
      @MrJinglejanglejingle 3 роки тому +56

      @@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 Its also ULTRA-corporate. Like, that shit isn't even a joke. I watched it and realized that it basically WAS an actual interview.

    • @guythatstillusespocketwatc3145
      @guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 3 роки тому +20

      @@MrJinglejanglejingle so what your saying is in an actual interview the employers aren't actually interested in your personal choices and pushes you to a corner?

    • @MrJinglejanglejingle
      @MrJinglejanglejingle 3 роки тому +24

      @@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 Perfect description.

    • @guythatstillusespocketwatc3145
      @guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 3 роки тому +16

      @@MrJinglejanglejingle HAH, when did corporate giants ever care for their employees?

  • @KekoaRecruit
    @KekoaRecruit 3 роки тому +243

    Ah so the "47" stands for how many layers of irony he's been spitting.

  • @caleb7461
    @caleb7461 3 роки тому +143

    "And... Who is this man?"
    *"It's me"*

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 3 роки тому +371

    the best part about flamingo costume dialogue is that 47 sounds like he REALLY hates wearing that bloody costume

    • @Chopchopok
      @Chopchopok 2 роки тому +93

      I cracked up when I started the mission in that outfit and saw him doing a mascot dance with his completely stone face.

    • @burgbass
      @burgbass 10 місяців тому +19

      It looks like it would be absolutely awful to wear, bunch of layers and heavy, AND you have to take into account Florida weather. I’d sound pretty miserable too.

    • @rw0dyxer012
      @rw0dyxer012 9 місяців тому +10

      ​@@burgbass"It's insulated."

  • @yords7750
    @yords7750 3 роки тому +87

    8:49
    47 says thank you in a lower voice here and it sounds so cold, absolutely perfect. Almost as if he was talking the other assassin.

  • @RworldKM
    @RworldKM 3 роки тому +216

    47 is quite the multi-talented guy. He can make cocktails, teach yoga, make a convincing Doctor's diagnosis, paint a portrait, a competent wine sommelier...

    • @GalacticSpartan
      @GalacticSpartan 3 роки тому +42

      Not to mention an artist and can cook.

    • @infragames5447
      @infragames5447 3 роки тому +42

      Also he plays like a professional drummer in one mission

    • @jahtactical
      @jahtactical 3 роки тому +24

      He can also spin sick fucking beats too

    • @teresabejma4477
      @teresabejma4477 3 роки тому +23

      AND he's an amazing model too

    • @tahsina.c
      @tahsina.c 2 роки тому +8

      A proficient masseur too

  • @Jknight416
    @Jknight416 3 роки тому +588

    And they say that 47 is antisocial...

    • @DigitalRRS
      @DigitalRRS 3 роки тому +28

      Antisocial isn’t the same as unsocial. They are very different things.

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 3 роки тому +72

      He is more introverted or at worst emotionally Autistic as in he finds difficulty expressing emotion, not that he does not feel emotions.

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 3 роки тому +30

      In my opinion, this is perfectly written as he is built to be a killer so having him have difficulty expressing emotion is built in to him, similar to 40ks Space Marines having difficulty socializing with regular humans. (like being unable to find the difference with literal speech and figure of speech.)

    • @DigitalRRS
      @DigitalRRS 3 роки тому +41

      @@forickgrimaldus8301 It’s funny you say “emotionally autistic”. I find that I act like a lot like 47, and it’s primarily due to having autism myself.

    • @johnwestensnorris6391
      @johnwestensnorris6391 3 роки тому +5

      @@DigitalRRS Interesting...so in your opinion it's perfectly possible Agent 47 is on the spectrum?

  • @emberthefox4951
    @emberthefox4951 Рік тому +53

    I love how 47 did a detailed autopsy in the middle of a house sale and that raised absolutely zero suspicion.

  • @nepu-chan7167
    @nepu-chan7167 3 роки тому +776

    Nurse: "About Mr. Soders; what happened?"
    47: "He died."
    And in other news! The Pope is CATHOLIC? The sky is BLUE? Water is WET? More at 11.

    • @DN-xi6ge
      @DN-xi6ge 3 роки тому +8

      Soup is a salad

    • @dandman9373
      @dandman9373 3 роки тому +3

      water is wet?

    • @jcdentongaming1304
      @jcdentongaming1304 3 роки тому +11

      Technically water is wet but not wet at the same time while you boil it. Schrodinger water

    • @mrschizo2837
      @mrschizo2837 3 роки тому +5

      @Isaac Ho Honestly it doesn't matter what you say. SOMEONE is gonna be "that guy" about it. Why do you think "water is wet" is the go to phrase for this context in the first place? Because it WAS obvious and undebatable, until someone decided it wasn't.

    • @faleilham8334
      @faleilham8334 3 роки тому +1

      And he is Squidward

  • @j.vinton4039
    @j.vinton4039 3 роки тому +199

    “Excuse me. You should try this, It’s to die for” I love serving food and drinks just to hear the shit 47 says to ppl

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 2 роки тому +8

      My favorite: Psst, wrap your lips around this.

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 2 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @User-xw6kd
    @User-xw6kd 3 роки тому +46

    Do you dance Mr Reaper?
    "I like to lose myself in a crowd." 😂

  • @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484
    @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 3 роки тому +131

    “So Mr. Reaper, what do you do for a living?”
    “Let’s just say I am a hit man and I repeatedly murder people.”
    “Ah, how interesting.”

  • @247HOPALONG
    @247HOPALONG 3 роки тому +161

    Doctor what happened?!
    He died. Just plain good

    • @thatboyakira4202
      @thatboyakira4202 3 роки тому +12

      In my professional opinion...
      THE HEAVY WAS KILLED

    • @koutetsushimobe
      @koutetsushimobe 3 роки тому +2

      @@thatboyakira4202 I don't think it's anything to worry about.

    • @thatboyakira4202
      @thatboyakira4202 3 роки тому +2

      @@koutetsushimobe well, now what?

  • @lindadesevrenjacquet1633
    @lindadesevrenjacquet1633 3 роки тому +468

    23:56
    "Yo, where'd the boss go?"
    47: "Im not sure, he looked a little dead, after i was fini-"
    "Nope" **Closes door**

    • @aaron-gz
      @aaron-gz 3 роки тому +31

      "Freedom."
      Or
      "I am not getting paid enough for this"

    • @SonikkuXenoHearts3587
      @SonikkuXenoHearts3587 3 роки тому +11

      Guy was like screw this

    • @theasexualidiot4803
      @theasexualidiot4803 3 роки тому +23

      He knew that this dude straight up murdered his boss and he realized “I’m not even going to get a paycheck now so this isn’t my job!”

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 Рік тому +5

      @@theasexualidiot4803 "Contract expired with the boss, so why should I give a shit?"

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 11 місяців тому +2

      "I'll go check somewhere else."

  • @Jay-ql4gp
    @Jay-ql4gp 3 роки тому +397

    My absolute favorite.. Vidal: It's five against one!
    47: Yes. You see your mistake?
    Vidal: *the horror sets in*

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 3 роки тому +7

      @MonoChronicle I'm wondering the same

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 3 роки тому +8

      And if it is can someone timestamp it

    • @dhanyarrozie
      @dhanyarrozie 3 роки тому +5

      @MonoChronicle no

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 3 роки тому +7

      @Isaac Ho aww. Thanks for notifying me

    • @UchihaFabio
      @UchihaFabio 3 роки тому +19

      Her mistake was not trying to kill him in the open
      Instead she made him go to a secluded place, with 4 guards at meters away from her and the agent

  • @dreadangel3752
    @dreadangel3752 3 роки тому +160

    Rangan said he'd pay the artist in exposure and he STILL took the job? Damn, not only did Rangan deserve the kill, that artist had no self respect.

    • @MartinozYT
      @MartinozYT  3 роки тому +52

      He was in gambling debts.

  • @dvdv7777
    @dvdv7777 3 роки тому +142

    47's utterly dry humor is hilarious. Love it.

  • @sadchiefanakin1496
    @sadchiefanakin1496 3 роки тому +152

    "Wait, isn't that poisonious?"
    "Yes"
    I laughed so hard.

  • @kabbablabba4073
    @kabbablabba4073 2 роки тому +66

    i love how 47 never lies. he is always *technically* telling the truth even when hiding his true intentions and actions.

  • @thedirtyhalfdozen4269
    @thedirtyhalfdozen4269 3 роки тому +44

    I like how 47 always finds a way to hint what he does for a living in conversation

  • @chargingnoisesintensify6335
    @chargingnoisesintensify6335 3 роки тому +79

    0:47 i love how aggressively 47 says correct

  • @darkrye2317
    @darkrye2317 3 роки тому +50

    My favorite one is the New York job interview. He basically tells the interviewer exactly what he does for a living and gets away with it! Bravo to the writing team of these games

  • @cc-5579
    @cc-5579 3 роки тому +47

    It fascinates me how 47 can be so cold and calculating while also keeping a good sense of humor IN THE SAME SENTENCE.

  • @nicolesong6199
    @nicolesong6199 3 роки тому +33

    16:58 lol ‘oh mr rieper is in many ways a man out of time’ that’s just so admiring and accurate. in one way, he’s a clone who will hardly age. he also fits in with his suits and disguises in any time period. also i like how diana & rieper aren’t supposed to know each other very well but diana can’t help but be admiring and tell how she sees 47. of course it’s probably for our benefit :)
    17:32 and then he becomes ‘your guy’ like she’s smarter than your average oblivious target and is figuring it out.

  • @facemcshooty6602
    @facemcshooty6602 3 роки тому +69

    "should i be worried?"
    "im not"
    is as big of a red flag as
    "will it hurt?"
    "not for me"

  • @maxducks2001
    @maxducks2001 3 роки тому +51

    8:46 That has got to be the most casual yet badass kill I’ve seen in years.

  • @inbredduck1487
    @inbredduck1487 3 роки тому +31

    Can't believe this is the "HEY A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY" guy

  • @furiscafynn6275
    @furiscafynn6275 3 роки тому +56

    47's dry sense of humour is really something else. It's a clever way to really get the player included more in the situation

  • @The-Omega-Blade
    @The-Omega-Blade 2 роки тому +21

    "And... who is this man?"
    "It's me"
    You can almost hear him smiling with joy.

  • @golfclubthatkilledjoel706
    @golfclubthatkilledjoel706 3 роки тому +52

    13:26
    *Now this is a view to die for.*
    47:Deal

  • @RomireTV
    @RomireTV 3 роки тому +50

    8:20 - Paying you in exposure....Ah yess that ol chestnut!

  • @solidpat221
    @solidpat221 3 роки тому +78

    Isn’t that poisonous? Should I be concerned?
    I’m not.

  • @AO6TC
    @AO6TC 3 роки тому +360

    Well , No more Hitman for atleast 5-7 years , Very sad But still One of the Finest Modern Stealth Trilogies ever made

    • @RicardoPerez-rz8pu
      @RicardoPerez-rz8pu 3 роки тому +5

      That's Bullshit that long ? I'd mean come on we're gonna have to wait that long until they come up with some new ones ?

    • @katech6020
      @katech6020 3 роки тому +54

      @@RicardoPerez-rz8pu IO is making a 007 game next, that is why

    • @RicardoPerez-rz8pu
      @RicardoPerez-rz8pu 3 роки тому +14

      @@katech6020 007 ? Never thought I'd see that .

    • @katech6020
      @katech6020 3 роки тому +17

      @@RicardoPerez-rz8pu they teased it after releasing Hitman 3

    • @RicardoPerez-rz8pu
      @RicardoPerez-rz8pu 3 роки тому +1

      @@katech6020 I've never heard it after the release of Hitman 3 I've never saw the trailer of it

  • @mecavica
    @mecavica 3 роки тому +78

    The way 47 said "He died." got me on the floor 😂

  • @atlasguytinyproductions55
    @atlasguytinyproductions55 3 роки тому +74

    “And you couldn’t find anything else to wear?”
    “Correct.”
    “Wow, you must live a crazy life my friend”
    “You have no idea.”
    Omfg, this game’s developer’s have their own sense of humor.

  • @topsecret1837
    @topsecret1837 2 роки тому +51

    Maelstrom: “You showed great skill with that razor, my friend. In another life, I could have used a man like you.”
    The irony.

    • @topsecret1837
      @topsecret1837 2 роки тому +8

      The irony being Maelstrom is the target, and he’s saying that believing 47’s services would be helpful for himself as a would-be client.

  • @kurtsurban2081
    @kurtsurban2081 2 роки тому +33

    9:39 Look at 47's hands. You think he ever feels like its a now or never moment when he does this?

  • @BlueV205
    @BlueV205 2 роки тому +53

    I swear Rangan's death is every artists' wet dream lmfao.

  • @sashimiroll5055
    @sashimiroll5055 3 роки тому +149

    HR: That’s, uh...graphic.
    47: *YES*
    (20:32)

    • @q-tip4723
      @q-tip4723 3 роки тому +14

      I was laughing my ass off through out the entire interview! He's not subtle, but he's just subtle enough to get by.

    • @doihatd4595
      @doihatd4595 3 роки тому +7

      And you can hear his smile when he says it

    • @marcoc2703
      @marcoc2703 Місяць тому

      "yes, brutal even"

  • @friedipar
    @friedipar 3 роки тому +68

    It must be somewhat frustrating for Diana to see 47 pass up on so many accident opportunities during the tour on the vineyard

    • @SHADOWscreepypasta
      @SHADOWscreepypasta 3 роки тому +22

      Dude was just trolling at that point. She knows he could get a kill any way he wants. And yet he refused to do so.

    • @trigonosefal2525
      @trigonosefal2525 Рік тому +2

      Na she NEED to know how this good ol quality wine was made before she Duckin die

    • @Unfazed1888
      @Unfazed1888 10 місяців тому +1

      That’s Diana. xD

  • @volosami
    @volosami 3 роки тому +62

    "i'm in the retirement industry"

  • @johnroach8508
    @johnroach8508 3 роки тому +49

    The HR scene is absolutely phenomenal.

    • @Volatile127
      @Volatile127 2 роки тому +1

      Yes, I really liked the middle card

  • @nlgachu7536
    @nlgachu7536 3 роки тому +52

    "hey, what do you do here?"
    "just killing .... time"

  • @GgrimrodD
    @GgrimrodD 2 роки тому +25

    Yamazaki is one of the only few targets/people that has an appropriate scream for falling to her death

  • @Nugire
    @Nugire 3 роки тому +29

    11:35
    "Are you here to kill me?"
    - Agent47: *lies*
    "I am shocked, good sir!"

  • @JeremyBX
    @JeremyBX 3 роки тому +88

    My favorite thing about Agent 47 is that he does not lie. Ever.
    Everything he answers is technically the truth; he’s always answering vaguely about about his job as an assainator......
    .....which makes it so you always love to hear more dialogue from him.

    • @duvan-solis
      @duvan-solis 3 роки тому +6

      He said "no" when asked if he was send to kill her.

    • @hamsterfloat
      @hamsterfloat 3 роки тому +14

      @@duvan-solis He did not kill her actually... she died due to an accident. :3

  • @AstarionWifey
    @AstarionWifey 3 роки тому +25

    I just love that 47 doesn’t mind engaging in small talks 😂 but at the same time, he scares everyone out of awkwardness

  • @GoldieGoldillo
    @GoldieGoldillo 3 роки тому +47

    8:25 BEST REPLY EVER!!! 47 understands us artists 😍

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 3 роки тому +14

      Hearing him rambling on about exposure makes that kill so much more satisfying.

  • @ZHL242
    @ZHL242 3 роки тому +64

    Holy fuck the Dawood Rangan one is too good
    "Could you look up for me?"
    *.50 cal round through the forehead*
    "Thank you"

    • @krombopulosmicheal2436
      @krombopulosmicheal2436 3 роки тому +6

      50.cal? That sniper shoots 7.62×51

    • @tragedyplustime8271
      @tragedyplustime8271 2 роки тому +4

      The Druzhina 34 (The sniper rifle used by the Kashmirian) is a renamed SVD-63 (Dragunov sniper rifle, model 1963), which uses 7.62×54mmR cartridges.

  • @Brodes235
    @Brodes235 3 роки тому +31

    14:32 “wait isn’t that poisonous” “yes” “should I be concerned?” “I’m not” lmao

    • @maximaldinotrap
      @maximaldinotrap 5 місяців тому +1

      The funniest part? She still goes through with it

  • @furiousaravindh6639
    @furiousaravindh6639 3 роки тому +36

    Agent 47 to rangan : Can you look up a bit ?
    *Gets headshot*
    Agent 47 : Thank you