HITMAN 2 - The Most Ironic, Stupid and Funny Quotes with Dialogues of Agent 47

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  • @MartinozYT
    @MartinozYT  3 роки тому +282

    Next part here^^ ua-cam.com/video/HPKFmJL_L2w/v-deo.html

  • @willdunn8846
    @willdunn8846 6 років тому +11922

    There needs to be a level where 47 impersonates a stand up comedian and unleashes his morbid wit to crowd.

    • @derpderper7329
      @derpderper7329 6 років тому +909

      haha how is that not a mission yet?! Sell your idea to IO!

    • @butitwasmedio
      @butitwasmedio 6 років тому +220

      @@derpderper7329 I love that idea as well!

    • @bscar
      @bscar 6 років тому +441

      twist ending, the place blows up after he leaves, killing everyone inside of it.

    • @elite2781
      @elite2781 5 років тому +426

      @@bscar guess you called that a *killing joke*

    • @CT-5736-Bladez
      @CT-5736-Bladez 5 років тому +92

      That’s a million dollar idea

  • @secretscarlet8249
    @secretscarlet8249 6 років тому +11343

    I like how he straight up tells them he's gonna kill them without saying that.

    • @Agamemnon2
      @Agamemnon2 6 років тому +1362

      47 doesn't lie, as a general rule.

    • @Techhunter_Talon
      @Techhunter_Talon 6 років тому +817

      Certainly has some sense of humor.

    • @justfrog_
      @justfrog_ 6 років тому +995

      Isnt that poisonous?
      Yes
      What is in it?
      Everything to die for
      :D

    • @landstalker7317
      @landstalker7317 6 років тому +281

      @@justfrog_ Really how she did not understand that he was poisoning her.

    • @justfrog_
      @justfrog_ 6 років тому +45

      @@landstalker7317 wait a secs :D lololol in this comment i got 116 likes and 162 likes in the main comment out side

  • @HaZETaipan
    @HaZETaipan 6 років тому +8736

    loves how 47 , as a real estate agent, gives a very detailed way of how the house could be used for killing and /or hiding bodies

    • @robby576
      @robby576 6 років тому +821

      "Like the bathroom, the kitchen is one of the most dangerous rooms in the home"

    • @HaZETaipan
      @HaZETaipan 6 років тому +447

      @@robby576You can drawn someone in the toilet sink,while the slippery floor (water and electric) and gas stove (boom) could be easily "accidented" , the garage's soundproof could muffle 47's own shot , and the bloodstains...heh...

    • @robby576
      @robby576 6 років тому +472

      *target is unaware that he is going to die even though 47 pretty much tells him*

    • @olliedylan1381
      @olliedylan1381 5 років тому +139

      I love the name Real Estate Agent, as appose to a Fake Estate Agent

    • @BigJunnySoprano69
      @BigJunnySoprano69 5 років тому +66

      There’s also that secret locked room where he explains every tiny detail of how the body in said room could’ve been killed

  • @sugarcat8071
    @sugarcat8071 5 років тому +4351

    "I'm already paying you in exposure"
    The one sentence that can stop an artist dead in their tracks

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 5 років тому +161

      Literally

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 4 роки тому +306

      As someone who's talked to and am friends with multiple online artists online, that method of killing Rangan is way too fitting.
      (I know the original comment was about a year ago, but still)

    • @SommerSen
      @SommerSen 4 роки тому +167

      KILL TARGET
      Reason: Motherfucker rallied his fans to tell me that "exposure is a fair price"

    • @doublecoloured385
      @doublecoloured385 4 роки тому +159

      At least 47 knows and supports artists rights. xD

    • @manuvirajkhare
      @manuvirajkhare 4 роки тому +65

      I'm from Mumbai. In this day and age, a guy like Dawood Rangan would not be able to do his shit unopposed in the city. He would either be shot or he would have been arrested and prosecuted (whether the court would give him a conviction is a different matter entirely).
      I think IOI based him off the gangsters of Mumbai in the late 80s and early 90s, when guys like Dawood Ibrahim (terrorist and gangster, responsible for the 1993 Mumbai Bomb Blasts), his sister, Haseena Parkar (Apa), Chota Rajan, Bada Rajan, Chota Shakeel, and many more guys who used to have open turf warfare on the streets and many innocent civilians used to be caught in the crossfire. But I think post 1993-1995, the government started cracking down on these guys and many had to flee to the UAE and Pakistan or be gunned down by the Mumbai Police in many encounters (of course there were many who got arrested and successfully prosecuted as well and are now serving prison sentences).
      So the type of organised crime in Mumbai being shown in Hitman 2 is very very hard to do today even if you have political connections, cuz once the press breaks the story whole load of shit happens at once.
      Also, Dawood Rangan's so-called movie ever existed in real life, forget the other Dons, I would take a gun and pop a bullet in the asshole's skull for insulting my city like that.

  • @SMAXZO
    @SMAXZO 5 років тому +750

    "I'll pay you with exposure"
    "OK, that's it...he's dead. I maybe a cold-blooded killer but even I pay my guys with cash"

    • @mattstorm360
      @mattstorm360 4 роки тому +67

      I like how you can help the assassin kill him. Makes the conversation that much better in the end.

    • @zoelio999
      @zoelio999 2 роки тому +22

      Even better is that the portrait has a none too subtle cross hair over his face, completed the the shine on the sunglasses

  • @dominicemerald387
    @dominicemerald387 6 років тому +5508

    “Could be worse. You could be laying dead in a ditch somewhere.” - 47

    • @andrewglenn9352
      @andrewglenn9352 6 років тому +230

      He referenced Lenny from Hitman: Absolution where you can choose to leave him in the desert to die or kill him while he was still in the ditch

    • @PredatoryQQmber
      @PredatoryQQmber 5 років тому +42

      @@andrewglenn9352 More like the first level where you supposed to kick off your first target in the ditch while wearing furry mascot costume. If you don't wear costume but instead follow the guy who does (you need to bring his car keys to him instead of knocking him out or taking them for yourself), instead she will kick him off while mocking him.
      EDIT: Google sure is drunk nowadays.

    • @MrBraddles3128
      @MrBraddles3128 5 років тому +3

      @PredatoryQQmber, since when are shafts known as ditches?

    • @PredatoryQQmber
      @PredatoryQQmber 5 років тому +7

      @@MrBraddles3128 Since she called it a "ditch" in her own dialogue while dropping a guy there. And since when a hole in the ground on the back side of a building is called a shaft ? That's not city architecture that I'm familiar with.

    • @MrBraddles3128
      @MrBraddles3128 5 років тому +6

      Shaft:
      3.
      a long, narrow, typically vertical hole that gives access to a mine, accommodates a lift in a building, or provides ventilation.
      Ditch:
      1.
      a narrow channel dug at the side of a road or field, to hold or carry away water.
      Her calling it a ditch doesn’t make it one.

  • @ralphmayers9859
    @ralphmayers9859 6 років тому +4696

    Greatest killer in the entire world of all times, knows 1000 different ways to kill his target with the regular pen,has an amazing inhuman physical conditions,still can't jump.

    • @dogestranding5047
      @dogestranding5047 6 років тому +348

      Ralph Mayers Cant? Or chooses not to?

    • @Scatmanseth
      @Scatmanseth 6 років тому +200

      We all have weaknesses I guess

    • @ralphmayers9859
      @ralphmayers9859 6 років тому +26

      I think he cant actually :D
      I don't mansion his jumps from the roofs etc. i mean just jump up.But anyway he don't need to.

    • @ralphmayers9859
      @ralphmayers9859 6 років тому +29

      including balcony jumps?Why?He does it perfectly as i see.
      Anyway he is cool,he was and always will be.

    • @ralphmayers9859
      @ralphmayers9859 6 років тому +8

      absolutely agree with u man.Wrote it just for fun.

  • @Jojje94
    @Jojje94 6 років тому +6438

    Bateson said he was originally annoyed that 47 talked more in this game. IO told him not to worry, it'd make sense in the bigger picture.
    I'm glad he talks more in this one. The dark comedy and European wit shines through so much more.

    • @FeyTheBin
      @FeyTheBin 6 років тому +1023

      Couldn't agree more. Even then, his silence is gold -- like that haggling scene in Mumbai.

    • @abohachuk4765
      @abohachuk4765 6 років тому +321

      Well, phrase at
      11:14 really doesn't fit silent 47. It's more like silly quote from 80's Hollywood.

    • @TimmySquibs
      @TimmySquibs 6 років тому +223

      Pollisya Hotel all he says is “and that’s it” surely that isn’t too bad?

    • @abohachuk4765
      @abohachuk4765 6 років тому +91

      @@TimmySquibs there is no point for 47 to say this. 47 isn't a man who would showing off in this way.

    • @adoptdontshop3911
      @adoptdontshop3911 6 років тому +335

      @@abohachuk4765 Its literally what a normal barber would say

  • @ANDREWjkl1
    @ANDREWjkl1 3 роки тому +890

    When you kill Rico Delgado as the tattoo guy and hide his body, the guard comes back to his room and starts looking for him. He asks 47 of his whereabouts, to which he replies: “I don’t know, he looked a little dead the last time I saw him”. Don’t know why, but I laughed so hard at this.

    • @wiej007
      @wiej007 2 роки тому +55

      This is sole reason that I love hitman.

    • @hoilst265
      @hoilst265 Рік тому +48

      When you feed Rico to the hippo, Bateson's delivery of "He looks healthy, and is acting like any other hippo I have ever been around". That miniscule beat between "hippo" and "I have" Bateson put in was some of the most perfect comic timing ever. I had to pause the game and laugh out loud for like a minute straight.

    • @chefmaikocook5233
      @chefmaikocook5233 3 місяці тому +1

      I know this comment is a few years old but where did you hide the body? There bi closests or chest. Only spot is the bathroom. The guard doesnt check there?

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 5 років тому +1371

    7:16 "The silence, it's ... it's terribly unnerving, to be honest. It's like you're just dead inside. Like there's a vast, empty space where your emotions would normally reside."
    Flattery will get you everywhere.

    • @stabbymeh3236
      @stabbymeh3236 4 роки тому +43

      At least he is true about him

    • @CommanderDiamond678
      @CommanderDiamond678 3 роки тому +15

      @@stabbymeh3236 yeah cause if there one thing that 47 is missing, is most basic emotions or feelings that could get in the way of his abilities

  • @beholdnonsense5100
    @beholdnonsense5100 6 років тому +3097

    I really want a behind-the-scenes bit where it shows Diana barely holding together after 47 cracks one of his "subtle" murder jokes

    • @TheUrizen
      @TheUrizen 6 років тому +525

      Diana would find it funny, but would not laugh since hers is a very similar humour, it's just based on sassy irony/puns instead of telling "techincally the truth" in their faces.
      It was said in Versailles: "Never laugh at your own wits, it makes you look like a commoner". And at the ICA they're all about class.

    • @darkwolfderai3920
      @darkwolfderai3920 6 років тому +231

      @@TheUrizen in the ps2 games, diana was usually the one making those jokes and 47 occasionally agreeing, it be an interesting conversation between them if ever overheard for sure

    • @avatareternal3204
      @avatareternal3204 4 роки тому +145

      Personally, I want to see Diana's reaction to 47 flying off in the flamingo outfit.

    • @zytlib6758
      @zytlib6758 4 роки тому +97

      @@avatareternal3204 "47, what the hell are you doing?"

    • @ASuddenRose
      @ASuddenRose 3 роки тому +17

      @@TheUrizen Is Versailles a television show? I need to know the source of the quote , as nobody finds me as funny as I do.

  • @user-ih4sn7od1v
    @user-ih4sn7od1v 6 років тому +2095

    "Take it for free, just get out of here!" "It's a deal." "Thank you, come again" hahah

    • @candeadly
      @candeadly 4 роки тому +54

      your line broke my display lol

    • @ГригорийГорелов-о5с
      @ГригорийГорелов-о5с 4 роки тому +5

      Из-за тебя я теперь не могу нажать на колёсико и крутить вниз, блять.

    • @temmietim1023
      @temmietim1023 4 роки тому +14

      You transcended beyond reality with the that name tag!

    • @ck5rem608
      @ck5rem608 4 роки тому +8

      How do you do that?

    • @hammedburger3712
      @hammedburger3712 4 роки тому +2

      @@ck5rem608 copypaste

  • @knightboulegard5483
    @knightboulegard5483 6 років тому +1446

    “Dark floors hide stains easily...”
    I love how subtle 47 is.

    • @damonminnix4660
      @damonminnix4660 6 років тому +21

      Knight Boulegard what was he talking about with soundproofing the garage? That one went over my head.

    • @bloomingdaemon
      @bloomingdaemon 5 років тому +68

      @@damonminnix4660
      Because the targets' dying screams and weapon noises are inaudible...

    • @jaxchacky9358
      @jaxchacky9358 3 роки тому +5

      @@damonminnix4660 ah yes, soundproofing. It’s not like we live thanks to the sound and not blood, what is that?

    • @NoName-hg6cc
      @NoName-hg6cc 3 роки тому +3

      The down stair bathroom. useful after a MESSY day of work XD

  • @die_mishelskie3380
    @die_mishelskie3380 4 роки тому +754

    The funny thing is is that 47 never lies like:
    Sierra: ”do in need to be concernd ‘’
    47: ‘’i am not’’

    • @Judge-1964
      @Judge-1964 3 роки тому +24

      I don't know if 47 tells a single lie

    • @NoTraceOfSense
      @NoTraceOfSense 3 роки тому +37

      @@Judge-1964 Always technically correct.

    • @CheddarCheese1984
      @CheddarCheese1984 3 роки тому +1

      Do in need to be conserved? You good?

    • @DeathMatchSAS
      @DeathMatchSAS 3 роки тому +25

      He only lies about who he is but not what's he's doing.

    • @Sockren
      @Sockren 2 роки тому +4

      @@DeathMatchSAS but he is good at being everything related to his clothing

  • @MrLoneWoof
    @MrLoneWoof 6 років тому +693

    The whole conversation with Knox is hilarious. He's literally telling her he'll kill her in a moment and doesn't care :)

    • @Random_.
      @Random_. 3 роки тому +27

      "everything is to die for mister knox"

    • @creppersaurusrex2300
      @creppersaurusrex2300 Рік тому

      He just wanted to Knox her out

    • @henryhamilton4087
      @henryhamilton4087 Рік тому +27

      The one with Sierra is also ridiculous considering all 3 floral extracts 47 told her are all poisonous

    • @creppersaurusrex2300
      @creppersaurusrex2300 Рік тому +12

      @@henryhamilton4087 i mean to be fair, did you know about more than one of the three extracts he mentioned before looking at the comments

    • @eXecu7or
      @eXecu7or 4 місяці тому +1

      People tend to see uniforms, not faces

  • @justfrog_
    @justfrog_ 6 років тому +3418

    0:41 target:"isnt that poisonous"
    47: "yes" *laughs*

    • @lillith3159
      @lillith3159 6 років тому +229

      FrogBoy should i be worried?
      I am not

    • @rashkavar
      @rashkavar 6 років тому +168

      @@lillith3159 That's the line that got me. I was expecting the standard and very accurate line about dosages.
      (Belladonna is a powerful neuro-blocker. Taken topically and at low doses, it can treat things like siatica that normal pain medicines can't (as it's straight nerve pain; normal pain medicines work on the pain receptors, and can't do anything for when you have something crimping on the nerve halfway up). It can also be used to treat breathing problems like asthma and whooping cough by relaxing muscles in the airway, and can be used similarly for Parkinsons. Furthermore it was once used cosmetically by Italian women who wanted to forcibly dilate their pupils - the blank, wide-eyed stare was apparently attractive at the time - this is the source of the name Belladonna, Italian for Beautiful Woman.
      It's also really easy to take too much in which case your heart relaxes and decides to stop for a while... It's *also* herbally sourced and has a number of active ingredients, which makes finding correct doses really difficult, which is a really bad combination with something with such a low overdose threshold that it's generally considered a poison. (this is why we use synthetics in modern medicine, or carefully isolate active ingredients from their natural form into a chemical - because getting consistent dosages of medicine is bloody important, and herbs vary based on genetics, growing conditions, etc. It is technically possible to control for all that, but there's no big industry doing it, and naturopaths doing it themselves have to balance between that and their daily practice and real life, and being human, probably aren't 100% reliable.)

    • @ChaoticShinny
      @ChaoticShinny 6 років тому +92

      *it will be over soon :)*

    • @wino0000006
      @wino0000006 6 років тому +91

      *I promise. Once I'm done, you won't feel a thing* - yes indeed 47.

    • @Albukhshi
      @Albukhshi 6 років тому +41

      @@wino0000006
      At least you can't fault him for dishonesty...
      sarcasm is another story (see his painting Dawood Rangan).

  • @armymanscott
    @armymanscott 6 років тому +1726

    Apart from being a master assassin he is a master at painting, engineering, tattooing and resizing clothing from an unconscious or dead person to fit his own body

    • @DerNomade1871
      @DerNomade1871 5 років тому +160

      Being a professional assassin, you have to be a swiss army knife of skill and trades

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 5 років тому +31

      A trade off is necessary

    • @LVoidtheEndless
      @LVoidtheEndless 5 років тому +72

      He’s true husband material

    • @IR-Fan
      @IR-Fan 5 років тому +63

      Plot twist: He's Johnny Sins

    • @limecupcakes
      @limecupcakes 5 років тому +20

      Don't forget master haggler!

  • @MrBraddles3128
    @MrBraddles3128 6 років тому +2010

    I know that David Bateson wasn’t a huge fan of 47 having more dialogue but I actually enjoy it quite a bit. Adds a bit more character to him in a way but still keeps him cold.

    • @HeavySandvichGuy1
      @HeavySandvichGuy1 6 років тому +346

      He didn't like it at first. But then he saw the end result and liked it

    • @hammerbro1947
      @hammerbro1947 5 років тому +105

      A good trial and error. Never know until you try.

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 5 років тому +182

      @@HeavySandvichGuy1 He was probably still scared of another Absolution case
      Lo and behold, the Hitman reboot came out and we enjoyed

    • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
      @justanotheranimeprofilepic Рік тому +14

      @@ArcturusOTE is the trilogy a reboot? I thought it was a soft reboot where everything still happened we just aren't mentioning it

    • @hoilst265
      @hoilst265 Рік тому +24

      @@justanotheranimeprofilepic Yeah, it's not a reboot - the training levels of Hitman 2016 are when he's being tested for recruitment by ICA *after* he escapes Ort-Meyer's lab in Codename 47. They don't mention it because, well, it's not something they'd likely mention in the training.

  • @piecrumbs9951
    @piecrumbs9951 4 роки тому +328

    “Dr. Livingstone? Excuse me!” *pushes off a cliff*

    • @Random_.
      @Random_. 3 роки тому +5

      He gently pushed him lmao

    • @whisperingwind6162
      @whisperingwind6162 2 роки тому +27

      Guess he is now called Dr. Tombstone after falling down that cliff

    • @zeussoulhd2169
      @zeussoulhd2169 2 роки тому +2

      @@whisperingwind6162 I'm dying lmao

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 2 роки тому +3

      @@zeussoulhd2169 You’re not, but he did.

    • @zeussoulhd2169
      @zeussoulhd2169 2 роки тому +1

      @@justincruz5720 You're right, I'm not

  • @zdodops8490
    @zdodops8490 5 років тому +182

    Rico:do what you do best man
    47:aight bet
    *RICO DELGADO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED*

  • @johnmoo8072
    @johnmoo8072 6 років тому +2743

    Agent 47 sure has a sick sense of humor. Heh. He can add "comedian" to his long list of skills.

    • @theotv5522
      @theotv5522 6 років тому +148

      At this point it's easier to write what he can't do rather than what he can.

    • @floormatt8
      @floormatt8 6 років тому +90

      He's also a painter, hair stylist, drummer, and real estate agent.

    • @maximuffin6395
      @maximuffin6395 6 років тому +41

      But can he ever find love?

    • @XenonPrimeSBSV
      @XenonPrimeSBSV 6 років тому +35

      One could say that he knows some killer jokes.

    • @juangaming-xw3zl
      @juangaming-xw3zl 6 років тому +11

      I kinda like dark humor

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R 6 років тому +2953

    14:03 with everything 47 says about this house, you’d think he’d want to purchase it himself.

    • @andreware2039
      @andreware2039 6 років тому +279

      An assassin must always have a suitable work space ;)

    • @meris8486
      @meris8486 5 років тому +251

      He'd probably replace the vinyl floors in the kitchen though, wouldn't wanna slip over when they get... wet.

    • @nobody-pr7fg
      @nobody-pr7fg 5 років тому +71

      He wouldn't need to worry about that little.. haemmoraging incident.. he had nothing to do with of course... he would probably be good at getting blood out of carpets..

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 5 років тому +58

      With Absolution where he pretty much having a "dysfunctional family" I can see him having a house in the burbs that looks unsettlingly normal as 47 as dad, Diana as mom and Victoria as their daughter.

    • @avatareternal3204
      @avatareternal3204 4 роки тому +21

      Maybe he will. Nolan Cassidy clearly isn't going to buy it.

  • @ALgamer47
    @ALgamer47 6 років тому +3523

    3:00 he says "names are for friends" which is a reference to Blood Money at the amusement park level

    • @FeyTheBin
      @FeyTheBin 6 років тому +104

      Ooo, nice catch!

    • @mrduke1376
      @mrduke1376 6 років тому +33

      Yep love it 😎

    • @drkinferno72
      @drkinferno72 6 років тому +98

      So I don’t need one

    • @nostaforta34
      @nostaforta34 6 років тому +13

      Exactly what i thought.

    • @ralphmayers9859
      @ralphmayers9859 6 років тому +9

      or maybe just a regular line,but i think you're right about it.

  • @MikeHawk-bg5ss
    @MikeHawk-bg5ss 4 роки тому +136

    2:03 I love everything about this scene. The way Robert Knox falls over, the girl jumping away scared while nothing has happened yet, and that guy just saying "Christ sake" while watching Knox dying

    • @kafe9972
      @kafe9972 2 роки тому +28

      'Christ sake' is less of "oh no my boss is dead" and more of "oh no I won't even be hired as a mall cop after this"

    • @camillecioffi5086
      @camillecioffi5086 Рік тому +11

      he’s like “ah damn not again”

    • @randomisntavailable
      @randomisntavailable Рік тому

      “christ sake robert knox knock it out you weak, old hag”

  • @222foxhound
    @222foxhound 6 років тому +362

    2:03 your boss dies in front of you
    Guard : CHRISSAKE!

    • @kapitan19969838
      @kapitan19969838 4 роки тому +6

      *Christ's sake

    • @micahbell7763
      @micahbell7763 4 роки тому +33

      Ugh man I hate when that happens, dont you just hate when your boss dies because he ate lethal potion in front of you?

    • @Random_.
      @Random_. 3 роки тому +9

      Same energy as "oh hes dead, well that sucks"

    • @fibber2991
      @fibber2991 2 роки тому +2

      Same energy as "I can't believe you've done this, I can't believe you've commited suicide"

  • @malcolm4737
    @malcolm4737 6 років тому +2217

    16:05 47 basically learns more stuff about his own past from one of the people who witnessed him turning into a killing machine - right before killing him. Irony is off scaling.

    • @rustyschwa9562
      @rustyschwa9562 6 років тому +136

      Malcolm 47 it’s very Assassin’s Creed-esque

    • @nobody-pr7fg
      @nobody-pr7fg 5 років тому +159

      Like the fact he's Romanian, too

    • @chimblemasterofchimney4771
      @chimblemasterofchimney4771 5 років тому +218

      @@nobody-pr7fg 47 is a lot of things. He's Chinese as well. Some of his DNA came from a Hong Kong Triad druglord.

    • @corvidconfidential8826
      @corvidconfidential8826 5 років тому +42

      @Mr_ChugleGlugle YT red is quite a hard colour to clean out
      Unless you meant.....*rogue*

    • @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925
      @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925 5 років тому +25

      Malcolm 47 a clever cameo of Dr. Otto Wolfgang Ort Meyer and the Ort Meyer project.

  • @Virtually_Hidden
    @Virtually_Hidden 6 років тому +4021

    Agent 47 had more dialogue and personality in this video than he ever did in all the older Hitman games combined. Love the dark humour!
    As a side note, my favourite Agent 47 dialogue moment is when during the mission "The Author" you can dress up as the author's mega fan and during his photoshoot Agent 47 asks a bunch questions and actually criticizes this man's knockoff version of Twilight. After that very mission, you see Agent 47 flying away in his personal jet during a cutscene and you can see an opened book by the author he just killed! Really shows how far Agent 47 goes to study and learn every one of his targets and the simple idea that Agent 47 would even read or analyze some teen-vampire drama book series written by his target prior to the mission is absolutely HILARIOUS!!! LMAO

    • @Diodidnothingwrong
      @Diodidnothingwrong 6 років тому +51

      Virtually Hidden What is it called? The challenge?

    • @Virtually_Hidden
      @Virtually_Hidden 6 років тому +156

      @@Diodidnothingwrong ....you mean the mission? It's called "The Author" A.K.A the spooky midnight Sapienza map

    • @Nineteen1900Hundred
      @Nineteen1900Hundred 6 років тому +73

      @@Diodidnothingwrong It's a Patient Zero level.

    • @Diodidnothingwrong
      @Diodidnothingwrong 6 років тому +24

      Virtually Hidden nvm it's a sequence that leads to the Gravedigger challenge

    • @DuskMorgan101
      @DuskMorgan101 6 років тому +8

      Damn I'm interested in seeing this mission and that scene do you have a link by any chance?

  • @TheGamerCreeper399
    @TheGamerCreeper399 6 років тому +581

    Hitman is so skilled at everything. He fits his disguises well.
    He can repair vehicles, mix drinks, give someone a tattoo, and make one liners hinting the death of his targets

    • @MrBraddles3128
      @MrBraddles3128 5 років тому +48

      Please don’t imply that his name is “Hitman” ever again.

    • @GoGoTomoko
      @GoGoTomoko 5 років тому +38

      did you just assume 47's name

    • @LVoidtheEndless
      @LVoidtheEndless 5 років тому +8

      Ultimate husband

    • @Remag6
      @Remag6 5 років тому +11

      47 sucks at ddr though

    • @Remag6
      @Remag6 5 років тому +1

      free wifi what? I meant dance dance revolution (in the Hokkaido mission)

  • @velvetsky3451
    @velvetsky3451 3 роки тому +132

    i love how 47 is still the most intimidating person for miles around even wearing a literal flamingo suit

  • @Lylybeebee
    @Lylybeebee 2 роки тому +96

    the best part of Agent 47’s real estate career is that Cassidy is a security manager, so everything he points out about murder, escape routes and more murder is actually incredibly useful for him

  • @CloaksCosplays
    @CloaksCosplays 6 років тому +515

    I could listen to 47's voice actor read the phonebook as his character. There's just something unique about that voice.

    • @brady5913
      @brady5913 5 років тому +36

      Arch_Saltsworn I love his voice it’s incredible!

    • @kyliesmith9199
      @kyliesmith9199 5 років тому +12

      SAME THO

    • @glitterclitter_.
      @glitterclitter_. 4 роки тому +22

      Ikr! agent 47 would be so good at asmr

    • @heitorsilva6897
      @heitorsilva6897 4 роки тому +26

      He is also the guy that narrates LEGO city ads

    • @glitterclitter_.
      @glitterclitter_. 4 роки тому +12

      @@heitorsilva6897 what!? Really!? That's awesome!

  • @bolikde9389
    @bolikde9389 6 років тому +491

    7:21 The Salesman has a good insight into human nature.

    • @theotv5522
      @theotv5522 6 років тому +83

      Too bad he's gonna starve to death soon if he keeps his business practice like that.

    • @floppydisksareop
      @floppydisksareop 6 років тому +16

      At least not strangled in the back by a weird assassin...

    • @tristandubois2571
      @tristandubois2571 6 років тому +31

      I travelled the entire maps to find 5 coins and this guy got it for free 😭😭😭😭

    • @ayushmaniar9011
      @ayushmaniar9011 3 роки тому +3

      Welcome to India friend

  • @SlyMeerkat
    @SlyMeerkat 6 років тому +1818

    I like that little reference to furries when asked about the flamingo suit

    • @everythingsalright1121
      @everythingsalright1121 6 років тому +224

      just furry things
      such outfits are usually quite expensive though. whatever floats your boat i guess. some people feel happy spending thousands on virtual gun skins, others do their cosplay thing, etc etc.

    • @magnas27
      @magnas27 6 років тому +137

      @@IndigoTail Neither that, people jack off to everything basically so who cares, you know nothing about the world of paraphilias.

    • @everythingsalright1121
      @everythingsalright1121 6 років тому +152

      Magnas The Cat yeah you pretty much hit the nail on the button. Everyone has their own weird thing they get off to. Personally I find the furries doing their own things in the corner no weirder than the bondage guys in the other corner or the people who like hugely oversized parts in the other corner. So long as no ones getting hurt and theyre not shoving it in your face trying to get you to like it, who cares? Do what makes you happy. You only live for around 1000 months, enjoy what you can, right?

    • @sddlol19
      @sddlol19 6 років тому +64

      @@DripSerpent no u 🙃

    • @xDEADLOCKEDx2468
      @xDEADLOCKEDx2468 6 років тому +116

      @@DripSerpent Someone sounds stuck in 2003 by that generalization.

  • @LuckySketches
    @LuckySketches 5 років тому +242

    "I'm already paying you in exposure."
    Okay, THAT guy might deserve what's coming to him.

  • @keithcarson7638
    @keithcarson7638 6 років тому +95

    "i prefer cash over exposure" as an artist my self... this is my new favorite line

  • @flamingcroatan3739
    @flamingcroatan3739 6 років тому +617

    Is it weird I wanna see 47 as a real estate agent now ?

    • @ghristophermyers666
      @ghristophermyers666 5 років тому +74

      Estate Agent 47

    • @paytondagreat3533
      @paytondagreat3533 5 років тому +33

      He is a true professional

    • @lostuser1094
      @lostuser1094 5 років тому +35

      Flaming Croatan “Yes, truly this is a house to live and DIE in.”
      *nervous laughter as 47 chuckles*

    • @baconhair7393
      @baconhair7393 5 років тому

      @@ghristophermyers666 perfect

    • @justwatch7091
      @justwatch7091 4 роки тому

      @@lostuser1094 LMAO

  • @adriansinke7164
    @adriansinke7164 6 років тому +201

    8:35 *Barter 100*

  • @borisflores3450
    @borisflores3450 6 років тому +1378

    Is that a sense of humor 47? What comes next? Crying in the movies?

    • @pythag0rad
      @pythag0rad 6 років тому +66

      Lmao this is a next level crossover

    • @نورالقمر-ت6ي
      @نورالقمر-ت6ي 6 років тому +50

      Or maybe he will act like a gay pornstar while a mission of eliminating prostitution targets

    • @نورالقمر-ت6ي
      @نورالقمر-ت6ي 6 років тому +21

      @Natasel
      I think that the game company won't show some very graphic details with that
      It's censored in games rules
      The games have limits

    • @marialuke2116
      @marialuke2116 6 років тому +51

      @Natasel I'd be fine with him actually performing as a pole dancer in disguise, he definitely has the strength to pull it off.

    • @Dr.Yakub22
      @Dr.Yakub22 6 років тому +71

      He probably cried when he saw the live action hitman movies.

  • @GloriousZote
    @GloriousZote 5 років тому +98

    "Should I be worried?"
    "*I'm* not."

  • @6lucario
    @6lucario 3 роки тому +9

    The fact that a man openly admits to being a furry to a paid assassin he just met on a park bench

  • @denysalbesko6840
    @denysalbesko6840 6 років тому +642

    - Belladonna isn't that poisonous? Should I be concerned?
    - I'm not. Just relax and have a good time!
    LOL

    • @ghost.888
      @ghost.888 6 років тому +3

      47 stupid for that one!!!🤣

    • @CassidyCope
      @CassidyCope 5 років тому +29

      All of the plants 47 mentions are poisonous.

    • @randomguy6679
      @randomguy6679 5 років тому

      Genius

    • @hammerbro1947
      @hammerbro1947 3 роки тому +2

      "Relax, it'll be over soon."
      Me: XD

  • @abohachuk4765
    @abohachuk4765 6 років тому +545

    3:28 reference to Delgado from Blood Money!
    6:09 attention to detail: equipping the mask, 47's voice is muffled

    • @latenoiseyryan
      @latenoiseyryan 6 років тому +47

      "Does the mask muffle my voice?"

    • @chikenfartz
      @chikenfartz 6 років тому +2

      Random Name deadpool right?

    • @phoenixc33
      @phoenixc33 6 років тому +2

      That's not attention to detail... That's just basic stuff.

    • @alexandreman8601
      @alexandreman8601 6 років тому +6

      Why does he say "Dr Livingstone" while the guy is named Jorge Franco?

    • @DeadManSinging1
      @DeadManSinging1 5 років тому +17

      @@alexandreman8601 It's a joke. A play on the famous quote by Henry Morton Stanley "Dr Livingston, I presume"

  • @RedMclaren
    @RedMclaren 6 років тому +166

    1:40 this Knox guy is mental. Do you guys see the ridiculous amount of flies behind 47 near that stall? haha

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 10 місяців тому +3

      It's Florida, that's pretty normal

  • @Stopitpls
    @Stopitpls 6 років тому +65

    I love the brutal honesty in the first one, ‘yes, it’s poisonous, what’s your point?’

  • @strangebones2000
    @strangebones2000 5 років тому +87

    "I've had experience with the Delgado family in the past." Love the Blood Money references here.

  • @aricattack7327
    @aricattack7327 6 років тому +166

    7:22 just imagine you’re at a store and the shopkeeper Calls you dead inside

    • @VB-92
      @VB-92 6 років тому +21

      Just another friday ...

    • @CommanderDiamond678
      @CommanderDiamond678 3 роки тому

      That because he is!

    • @CheddarCheese1984
      @CheddarCheese1984 3 роки тому +1

      He’s staring daggers… and bullets

    • @lucyroanapure4326
      @lucyroanapure4326 2 роки тому

      @@CheddarCheese1984 proximity mines.... remote explosives.... exploding rubber ducks.... Y know the usual 🙃

    • @butterspike680
      @butterspike680 Рік тому

      Happened to me twice... this week

  • @Zonatewalter7
    @Zonatewalter7 4 роки тому +95

    47's mannerism in disguises always give the “I'm sure this guy a sociopath but he's just probably a weirdo and not something as serious as an assassin.” kind of vibe.

  • @a_damska
    @a_damska 6 років тому +104

    16:13 that boy is in front of you, Mister

  • @burger8041
    @burger8041 5 років тому +38

    11:23 I love how well designed the dialogue is. Every line of dialogue is something that can be responded with by a kill.

  • @navycalvin9337
    @navycalvin9337 6 років тому +59

    8:36
    *SPEECH 100*
    +Dead Eyes of Peerless Haggling

  • @entertheunknown3554
    @entertheunknown3554 6 років тому +79

    10:54 47 dosent move his lips, he speaks using his target's mouth.

  • @andrewhe8854
    @andrewhe8854 6 років тому +192

    Agent 47 the real master of puns

  • @TheRealPentigan
    @TheRealPentigan 6 років тому +79

    There's some times where it's really tempting to just... Not kill the target. Like you've set up this situation and they're there talking about things and it's always intriguing what will happen if you just do what they think you're doing without actually killing them.

    • @LVoidtheEndless
      @LVoidtheEndless 5 років тому +18

      That’s a challenge in the Columbia level, just help everyone with their thing

  • @LandSharkCorner
    @LandSharkCorner 4 роки тому +177

    Knox: Belladona, Isn't that poisonous?
    47: Yes
    Knox: Should I be concerned?
    47: I'm Not
    Knox: °_°'

    • @SeventyTinyWyverns
      @SeventyTinyWyverns Рік тому +5

      47: All done.
      Knox: Mr Doctor, I don't feel so good...
      47: Relax, it'll be over soon.
      Knox: X_X

    • @coughedfeathers1292
      @coughedfeathers1292 11 місяців тому +1

      Hemlock and Aconite are also poisons :D

  • @TheStrayHALOMAN
    @TheStrayHALOMAN 5 років тому +54

    12:00s look like he's painting a picture of Stalin in retro shades, while Mr. Clean paints the canvas lol.

  • @furiscafynn6275
    @furiscafynn6275 3 роки тому +32

    I love the subtle personality, the extreme dry wit. It blends in with the game and it's just hysterical. I think the writers have a lot of fun with it

  • @Agamemnon2
    @Agamemnon2 6 років тому +159

    You missed the other potential dialogue you can have as the mascot with the Kronstadt goons while waiting for Sierra Knox to arrive (it depends on which chair you sit down). It is equally hilarious.

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 5 років тому +6

      what is the conversation about?

    • @tragedyplustime8271
      @tragedyplustime8271 2 роки тому +12

      @@SpaceMissile There's two:
      One guard asks you why you came with a flamingo outfit, to which 47 tells him his suit is at the cleaners. The guard then tells 47 his life must be very exciting, and 47 responds "You have no idea."
      The other guard is basically a furry who asks you how much they pay for the job, if the suit is insulated, and if 47 roleplays, "for his friend".

  • @WooSungChoi
    @WooSungChoi 6 років тому +86

    2:30 ""A friend"" OF COURSE!

    • @TheUrizen
      @TheUrizen 6 років тому +2

      Lol, now I see.

  • @theinternetpolice2078
    @theinternetpolice2078 8 місяців тому +4

    I can't tell if Agent 47 is doing ot to amuse himself or if he is genuinely so murderbrained he can't think about anything that isnt killing people

  • @jonathanthomas1509
    @jonathanthomas1509 6 років тому +47

    0:31 love how 47 just lists 3 extremely poisonous plants that have been used to kill people in history.

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 2 роки тому +2

      Those same plants also have medicinal uses in small doses.

  • @tranmikey7355
    @tranmikey7355 6 років тому +178

    *Damn, nothing scarier than seeing smiling Agent 47 in the thumbnail! That shit give me nightmare :))*

    • @venomsnake225
      @venomsnake225 6 років тому +4

      You should see Kratos smile... Ugh

    • @tranmikey7355
      @tranmikey7355 6 років тому +10

      @@venomsnake225 I have seen such horror, my friend (from a video thumbnail from channel MKIceandFire) and oh boy, did that smile from Kratos gave me nightmare for a whole week
      At least Kratos is a Dad and a redeemed God of War, but for Agent 47, a professional assassins with no family tie, no nonsense and the stoic personality, it is a new level of creepy seeing him smiling :))

    • @robertsimon2885
      @robertsimon2885 6 років тому +16

      What’s scarier? A smiling 47, a smiling Kratos, or a smiling Batman?

    • @Avgslaveworker
      @Avgslaveworker 4 роки тому +1

      But that’s not what’s in the thumbnail

  • @professionalcasual9705
    @professionalcasual9705 6 років тому +190

    10:53 Uhhhhh, buddy, your mouth isn't supposed to be moving for Agent 47's line.

  • @Nafinafnaf
    @Nafinafnaf 5 років тому +40

    “Wait. Belladona? Isn’t that poisoneus? (I cant spell)”
    “Yes”
    “Should i be concerned?”
    “I’m not. Just relax, it’ll be over soon”
    “So whats good?”
    “Everything’s to *die* for mr.knox”
    _i love it when he just straight up tells you he’s gonna kill you_

  • @windowsdotexe4444
    @windowsdotexe4444 6 років тому +33

    Boss dies
    Bodyguard: *for christ sake*

  • @narsicko6919
    @narsicko6919 3 роки тому +18

    I really love how even though he's a remorseless killer with no emotion he still has a morbid sense of humor

    • @vksasdgaming9472
      @vksasdgaming9472 3 роки тому +5

      He is not remorseless. That makes him so good and discreet.

    • @thegrapethief5514
      @thegrapethief5514 2 роки тому +6

      He isn’t actually emotionless, he just cares only for a select group of people very much and weighs every action from a utilitarian standpoint. Not exactly great from a psychological standpoint, but very useful when you’re an international assassin and a master of disguise.

  • @cyboygaming1925
    @cyboygaming1925 6 років тому +22

    0:08
    In the most monotone and dead voice: *The doctor will see you now*

  • @connorforce01
    @connorforce01 5 років тому +35

    When he said Belladonna I said "Wait, that's poisonous". She had the same reaction.

  • @drunkchey9739
    @drunkchey9739 6 років тому +34

    47 loves his murder puns.

  • @andre_er-ledes
    @andre_er-ledes 5 років тому +1

    12:47 Nicely done here. He was going to die there, but you just add the gunshot from the assassination footage and continued on with this footage. Brilliant.

    • @MartinozYT
      @MartinozYT  5 років тому +1

      Just do not adjust the scope of Kashmirian and you will have it:)

  • @KittyFAN13
    @KittyFAN13 5 років тому +72

    You know what would be real cool? If 47 was in Mortal Kombat.

    • @petermicheal7974
      @petermicheal7974 5 років тому +18

      A Simple yet realistically brutal fatality is necessary for 47

    • @KorporalNoobs
      @KorporalNoobs 5 років тому +11

      Dont know what would be better: simple cold assassin kills or crazy accident deaths.

    • @petermicheal7974
      @petermicheal7974 5 років тому +9

      @@KorporalNoobs why not both?

    • @KorporalNoobs
      @KorporalNoobs 5 років тому +14

      @@petermicheal7974 I just imaging: Coin distraction, Garrote kill, drag them into a container, throw a fire extinguisher or remote duck. And than a actual animation for him leaving the level.

    • @petermicheal7974
      @petermicheal7974 5 років тому +8

      @@KorporalNoobs Shoot twice in head, ensuring the death of enemy,cuts the body, put in the bag, dressed as garbageman and throws in garbage truck is in my imagination. However, your idea makes Hitman looks twice badass the game itself lol

  • @ParadoxS3
    @ParadoxS3 6 років тому +76

    * earrapes * *TO DIE FOR*

  • @DonVecta
    @DonVecta 6 років тому +125

    Names are for friends... hehe... Death of a Showman...

    • @MartinozYT
      @MartinozYT  6 років тому +24

      The Swing King?

    • @robby576
      @robby576 6 років тому +21

      "Oh that sorry ass dick head"

    • @paytondagreat3533
      @paytondagreat3533 6 років тому +11

      Look at the photo Mr. Clarence

    • @ernestoyounes2946
      @ernestoyounes2946 6 років тому +3

      Omg memories mr swing king lol

    • @TobiasRieper047
      @TobiasRieper047 6 років тому +3

      ''Names are for friends. So I dont need one...'' - Hitman Blood Money

  • @derrickmiles4209
    @derrickmiles4209 5 років тому +15

    "But if i'm already paying you in exposure..."
    ***TRIGGERED***

  • @BlackOtter9
    @BlackOtter9 5 років тому +23

    - Isn't that poisonous?
    - Yes.
    lmao

  • @Kunk_Manjeroon
    @Kunk_Manjeroon 3 роки тому +1

    "Isn't that poisonous?" bro all three of those things are poisonous, my man raided a whole pest control closet and put it in a bottle

  • @aslanobrien7618
    @aslanobrien7618 6 років тому +61

    2:57 BLOOD MONEY REFERENCE
    **JIZZES PANTS**

    • @DewaKrishna_
      @DewaKrishna_ 6 років тому +1

      Explain pls

    • @reluttr2
      @reluttr2 6 років тому +6

      @@DewaKrishna_ 47's first line of dialog in Blood Money.

  • @MartinozYT
    @MartinozYT  6 років тому +1424

    - Oh, did you get a shave? Well, nevermind, come with me to the Lounge
    - After you, Mr Rangan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    i.imgur.com/Ub5dzCP.jpg

    • @youNevada
      @youNevada 6 років тому +25

      Sneaky boi 100

    • @rayyanali4471
      @rayyanali4471 6 років тому +35

      I think they should just make a futuristic spinoff where you can scan their faces and alter your voice as a disguise.

    • @MrSovietunion78
      @MrSovietunion78 6 років тому +10

      @@rayyanali4471 Now that would be possible. I would buy that in a second.

    • @gregurichfam9501
      @gregurichfam9501 5 років тому

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @animationglows3961
      @animationglows3961 5 років тому

      Oh no...

  • @aidanweston1286
    @aidanweston1286 6 років тому +120

    He’s absolutely hilarious but in a very dark way. Lol.

    • @tristanraine
      @tristanraine Рік тому

      Dark humour is the best humour, you just have to make sure it makes it mark.

  • @nooneinparticular5273
    @nooneinparticular5273 2 роки тому +6

    I love 47's "I see" to Janus. One of the few times you can hear a hint of genuine anger in hos voice in all three of these games.

  • @StupidNSimplesns
    @StupidNSimplesns 3 роки тому +6

    I like how 47's mere presence is so frighteningly unnerving that he can basically rob a man by looking at him.

  • @pagesinc.1256
    @pagesinc.1256 6 років тому +26

    I see 47 has taken some inprov classes in order to add some humor to his normally deathly boring work days.

  • @dodosandwich218
    @dodosandwich218 4 роки тому +9

    0:28 I absolutely love how he tells her what poisons he's gonna inject into her and she has no idea what those are and just goes with it

  • @ArchangelExile
    @ArchangelExile 2 роки тому +6

    12:48
    The sniper shot missed? Is that what happens if 47 doesn't fix the scope but still goes on to paint Rangan's portrait?

  • @Resi1ience
    @Resi1ience 3 місяці тому +3

    4:00 "I can definitely say this is the fastest submarine I have ever worked on."
    lmaoooooo

  • @Millsy6
    @Millsy6 3 роки тому +5

    2:06 I love how pissed the security guard is that Robert died, like this sorta thing happens a lot

  • @kovulion7777
    @kovulion7777 5 років тому +19

    Never knew Agent 47's a cheeky talker before

  • @thestateofdelaware8057
    @thestateofdelaware8057 Рік тому +7

    I love how 47 never really lies in any of these conversations

  • @big__dooosh
    @big__dooosh Рік тому +18

    "Isn't that poisonous?"
    "Yes."
    "Should i be concerned?"
    "I'm not."
    Is my favorite bit of hitman dialogue

  • @frostb1te38
    @frostb1te38 5 років тому +1

    -Belladonna? Isn't that poisonous? Should I be concerned?
    -No I'm not

  • @ORIONVIIXI
    @ORIONVIIXI 4 роки тому +1

    I love how 47 is always hinting that he is a hitman and nobody cares

  • @alessgr9394
    @alessgr9394 6 років тому +68

    Wow i really like that 47 speaks more than Hitman2016

    • @Virtually_Hidden
      @Virtually_Hidden 6 років тому +13

      He speaks more in this video than he ever did in the older games combined

  • @aidanweston1286
    @aidanweston1286 6 років тому +25

    This is absolute gold. Perfect dialogue.

  • @weegeerules1
    @weegeerules1 6 років тому +35

    “Mmmm!”
    *falls over and dies*

    • @MartinozYT
      @MartinozYT  6 років тому +9

      Everything is to die for!

    • @weegeerules1
      @weegeerules1 6 років тому +2

      Martinoz “Christ’s sake!”
      “Oh nononono-“

  • @1whospeaks
    @1whospeaks Рік тому

    You know, for a vicious unfeeling robot-man of precision skill and performance, he sure is a talkative one.

  • @GabylanvstheworldHD
    @GabylanvstheworldHD 5 років тому +1

    -Belladona? that is poison
    -Yes, it is!
    -Are you try to kill me?
    -Yes, i do

  • @OARFISHED
    @OARFISHED 5 років тому +52

    “Isn’t that poisonous?”
    “Yes.”
    “Should I be concerned?”
    “I’m not.”
    I screamed

  • @sovietcharity
    @sovietcharity 6 років тому +6

    "I've had experience with the Delgado family in the past, yes." looooooove all the call backs

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich 6 років тому +48

    Heheh, the super soldier story sounded intriguing.

    • @VaciliNikoMavich
      @VaciliNikoMavich 6 років тому +3

      @@IndigoTail Heheh ^^;
      Plot twist!

    • @nicktubara
      @nicktubara 6 років тому +15

      Pretty much the plot of the first ever hitman game.

    • @VaciliNikoMavich
      @VaciliNikoMavich 6 років тому +4

      @@nicktubara Hmm, perhaps a wink-wink to Hitman fans/players?

    • @TastyChurro
      @TastyChurro 5 років тому +2

      @@VaciliNikoMavich pretty much. We never get Story about cloning or his Clones anymore so it nice to see some stuff about it.

  • @beanedcans9480
    @beanedcans9480 3 роки тому +1

    2:06 Dude just dies in front of him and the bodyguard just acts like it’s an everyday annoyance