Fox News Says Biden's on Drugs as Trump White House Drug Scandal Grows: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at Republicans insisting that Biden is on drugs after his strong performance at the State of the Union address, despite the fact that Trump is the one whose White House had a very real drug scandal that keeps getting worse.
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  • @wideawake5630
    @wideawake5630 Місяць тому +1103

    Criticizing someone for eating ice cream is what you do when that person is above reproach.

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 Місяць тому

      You're not wrong.
      They must be digging in the mud for news material. Rather pitiful.

    • @AgusSkywalker
      @AgusSkywalker Місяць тому

      Ok, republicans being idiots doesn't mean that there is nothing to criticize "Genocide Joe" for. F Trump and F Biden!

    • @fionamackie3357
      @fionamackie3357 Місяць тому

      These are the grownup versions of the teenagers that surrounded my very sick teenage boy at a cinema when I went to the toilet. Why? He was carrying a bear.
      Despicable people.
      They've got no idea what my son had faced and would face and what a lovely person he is. Just like those mongrels can't put anything on Biden because he is blameless. So they pick on something so innocuous as icecream. For shame.

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 Місяць тому +50

      Exactly!😂☺️👍💙🇺🇲🕊

    • @adamkares7549
      @adamkares7549 Місяць тому +107

      They made fun of him for riding a bicycle before...
      Apparently The President isn't allowed to, you know, live, like a Human.

  • @teacupsandpolish
    @teacupsandpolish Місяць тому +575

    My mother actually has dementia and I'm actually kind of offended that they would so casually throw around a diagnosis of such a horrible disease. I would not wish it on anyone.

    • @savanekemoli
      @savanekemoli Місяць тому +75

      Right! The people who use Dementia and Alzheimer's as a punchline or joke, usually know NOTHING about it!

    • @Hotshot3334
      @Hotshot3334 Місяць тому +47

      Best of luck to you and your mother. My grandmother had dementia and her final days in the hospital were nightmarish for the family, even worse so for her I imagine. And it was a long, sad decline before then.
      Hope you have a better experience and that this serious, terrible disease becomes treatable sooner than later.

    • @Sirius39170
      @Sirius39170 Місяць тому +16

      I'm glad you're taking care of your mother, and that she isn't running for the presidency.

    • @judithmura495
      @judithmura495 Місяць тому

      @@Sirius39170 Can't take RAPIST from what tRump IS!!

    • @blowc1612
      @blowc1612 Місяць тому +30

      You should start a class action suit against Fox. The way they throw it around I bet it is hurting so many people

  • @kimhaas7586
    @kimhaas7586 Місяць тому +28

    That was a classic closer look. I couldn’t stop laughing.

    • @jasonbrownjourno
      @jasonbrownjourno Місяць тому

      That lil smirk from Seth right at the end - yep, nailed it

  • @MemoryPallas
    @MemoryPallas Місяць тому +8

    Ronny Chieng nailed Jesse Watters when he described him as looking like "A guy who carries around a pack of roofies, just in case."

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Місяць тому +581

    It's called Projection. It's what narcissists do whenever they are called out for bad behavior.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Місяць тому +12

      And the solution to stopping that is usually an emergency Knee to Groinectimy

    • @bwilly4503
      @bwilly4503 Місяць тому +13

      Yes, others always did it!
      (Never them!)
      Lol!

    • @Garnet20
      @Garnet20 Місяць тому +7

      Yes agree

    • @sherryelle225
      @sherryelle225 Місяць тому

      ​@@bwilly4503Um, WTH are you trying to say? Lol

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 Місяць тому +8

      Right on cue, they come out with the “Biden on drugs bit”
      They have some good fiction writers over there…

  • @old-fashionedcoughypot
    @old-fashionedcoughypot Місяць тому +544

    "No one had drugs like our administration! Many people are saying so! We had uppers and we had downers and things to put some lead in your pencil! Big strong men would come up to me... tears running down their faces saying; 'Sir! lt's so nice you are offering these drugs for free for us! Much better than having to get them legally!' Believe me!"

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 Місяць тому +31

      😆😆😆

    • @pmoore4529
      @pmoore4529 Місяць тому +29

      😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @up2itru
      @up2itru Місяць тому

      ​What lie after lie? Do they not know a lie when they hear one after they admitted knowing the OJ Messiah was behind the BIG LIE that lost the multimillion dollar lawsuit? And now the lie is doing the eye on our REAL PRESIDENT?

    • @tomgalido
      @tomgalido Місяць тому +44

      A very high man, extremely high, came up to me and said “Sir… you get people so high.. thank you and God bless”

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Місяць тому +15

      They took a couple uppers they downed a couple downers but nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

  • @Truthseeker-sd2ho
    @Truthseeker-sd2ho Місяць тому +66

    So love you Seth!!! Thanks for keeping us sane through laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @marilynnspikes6720
    @marilynnspikes6720 Місяць тому +19

    Gotta love Seth Meyers....he is hilarious..thanks for the chuckles

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Місяць тому +2481

    Don't ever forget, with Trump, every accusation is actually a confession.

    • @Garnet20
      @Garnet20 Місяць тому +55

      Yup 💯

    • @jimmyboard
      @jimmyboard Місяць тому

      In the psychology world it's called projection and Republicans do it all the time.

    • @halkael2317
      @halkael2317 Місяць тому +42

      Only if you’re considering the proof from what he’s said and done in the past 🙄
      (Some people wont accept the video evidence)

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 Місяць тому +85

      It's called projection

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 Місяць тому

      Trump has no ability to self-reflect, so he just projects.

  • @RHCole
    @RHCole Місяць тому +437

    Every accusation is a confession.

    • @WendyKatsi1
      @WendyKatsi1 Місяць тому +9

      More projection!

    • @sbwan
      @sbwan Місяць тому

      I'm still wondering why no one in the media followed up on Trump saying Joe was a Manchurian Candidate. This accusation is most definitely a confession but they just ignored it.

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 Місяць тому +7

      Yes projection

    • @christacongdon4898
      @christacongdon4898 Місяць тому +10

      Projection and confession

    • @itcouldbelupus2842
      @itcouldbelupus2842 Місяць тому

      Conservatives are cowards and hypocrites.

  • @nickschulke3611
    @nickschulke3611 Місяць тому +174

    We need to start using "Jacked up Joe" as a chant, the way they used Lets Go Brandon at NASCAR.

    • @christacongdon4898
      @christacongdon4898 Місяць тому +10

      THAT'S WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING!!!
      but I got no love.
      HOPE YOU CAN DO A BETTER JOB.
      ❤️🤍💙💙💙

    • @larhondaodomph.d.4614
      @larhondaodomph.d.4614 Місяць тому

      Trump is as dumb as box of rocks.

    • @tylerkochman1007
      @tylerkochman1007 Місяць тому +10

      Hey, not all NASCAR fans/attendees are Trumpers

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 Місяць тому +9

      At his campaign rallies we should start chanting “WE’RE JACKED UP JOE!

    • @EastSider48215
      @EastSider48215 Місяць тому +8

      And merch! I really want Biden coffee mugs with “jacked up Joe” on them.

  • @Techydad
    @Techydad Місяць тому +52

    The right has also said that a grown man licking an ice cream cone is "creepy." And it's not "he was licking it in a creepy manner," but they think that it's creepy for ANY man to have an ice cream cone.
    All that did was want me to get an ice cream cone. 😁🍦

    • @yohei72
      @yohei72 Місяць тому +1

      If I remember correctly, the head of the GW Bush White House’s bioethics commission once wrote in an opinion piece about how grown men eating ice cream cones in public was a sign of cultural decadence.

    • @BoltRM
      @BoltRM Місяць тому

      ​@@yohei72How so?

    • @MachinecoMachines
      @MachinecoMachines Місяць тому +1

      @@yohei72 So0und more like Chairman Mao's declaims of American Decadence.... cuz his audience, poor repressed peasants had O ice cream" !

    • @vickyabramowitz2885
      @vickyabramowitz2885 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@MachinecoMachines The same was said during Soviet rule about chewing gum. Gum was not for sale in the USSR.

    • @littlelou050
      @littlelou050 Місяць тому

      they also said that biden drinking from a straw wasn't "masculine" 😅

  • @surrealistgirlx
    @surrealistgirlx Місяць тому +612

    Joe looks at MTG like a grandfather pretending to be afraid of a child's Halloween costume.

  • @Ria-xl7kz
    @Ria-xl7kz Місяць тому +154

    Fox trying to cancel ice cream. Wow.

    • @okkietrooy6841
      @okkietrooy6841 Місяць тому +8

      Dairy Queen CEO will not ve thrilled.

    • @reviseandrise
      @reviseandrise Місяць тому

      Only rum raisin

    • @rasmie8858
      @rasmie8858 Місяць тому +4

      You can't be surprised about this. They are the same people who tried to cancel mustard on hotdogs

    • @charlesasmith7836
      @charlesasmith7836 Місяць тому +4

      They like to see people unhappy not happy

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 Місяць тому +5

      @@rasmie8858 "They are the same people who tried to cancel mustard on hotdogs" - And they tried to cancel M&Ms because the green M&M just "isn't sexy anymore".

  • @Rippleedd
    @Rippleedd Місяць тому +13

    Greens costume and Bidens reaction is priceless

  • @totalbiscuit4758
    @totalbiscuit4758 Місяць тому +60

    Who doesn't like ice cream?! What a jerk.

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 Місяць тому +8

      I am lactose intolerant! I STILL ADORE THE THOUGHT OF ICE CREAM!

    • @Sandy-du4ev
      @Sandy-du4ev Місяць тому

      How about nutty ice cream called Dumbo Don?

  • @robert6007
    @robert6007 Місяць тому +304

    You know who doesn't light up for ice cream? Psychopaths!

    • @marktully7755
      @marktully7755 Місяць тому +13

      ...and republicans...oops, same thing...

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Місяць тому +9

      Meanwhile, Kilmeade was in the break room swallowing a banana whole.

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 Місяць тому +4

      So when in a conversation with a Republican't ask them what their favourite flavor of ice cream is. They will tell you. Just let that sink in.

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman Місяць тому +4

      Going to find somebody to test this theory by offering ice cream to Greg Abbott (with the caveat that it can't be Blue Bell, because he gets excited about that one due to the listeria content).

    • @freda2758
      @freda2758 Місяць тому +3

      That is a fact.

  • @commonsense571
    @commonsense571 Місяць тому +233

    We ALL scream for ice cream. 🙄

    • @mrsplanetmaster9
      @mrsplanetmaster9 Місяць тому +8

      INDEED

    • @boxsterman77
      @boxsterman77 Місяць тому +8

      Someone should have reminded Jesse of that favorite refrain. And I know there are pictures of him eating, GASP, ice cream, because I've seen them.

    • @daisydy5741
      @daisydy5741 Місяць тому +4

      Spumoni is my favorite

    • @JKB-ji6xl
      @JKB-ji6xl Місяць тому

      Maga is screaming for dictatorship.

    • @PrincessOPD_Utah
      @PrincessOPD_Utah Місяць тому

      Yas 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦

  • @elizabethfox6051
    @elizabethfox6051 Місяць тому +19

    I love how Seth can make fun of himself and makes it even funnier 😂

  • @jonroesler8155
    @jonroesler8155 Місяць тому +9

    Maybe we should have dementia monitors outside Baskin-Robbins, Dairy Queens, those places in the malls, grocery stores, convenience stores... OMG!! GET THOSE PEOPLE DIAGNOSED AND GET THEM SOME CARE, AND PRONTO!!

  • @biekgiek
    @biekgiek Місяць тому +757

    The right-wing making an issue of President Biden eating ice cream is so reminiscent of brown mustard and a tan suit.

    • @seffishestopal5950
      @seffishestopal5950 Місяць тому +24

      What's funny is I had the same conversation with a colleague at work today.

    • @ninetendopesaitama2107
      @ninetendopesaitama2107 Місяць тому +26

      Never forget the mustard. ;) ☮️

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron Місяць тому +49

      At least with Obama they mixed it up. One week it was brown mustard, the next tan suit, the next mom jeans. With Biden they always go back to just ice cream.

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh Місяць тому +32

      From Business Insider, July 1, 2019:
      "Trump told US Weekly in 2010 that [Cherry-vanilla] was his favorite ice cream flavor, and it was featured on the menu for his inauguration celebration dinner years later."
      "When Time profiled life at the White House shortly after Trump took office, the magazine reported Trump got 'two scoops of vanilla ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, instead of the single scoop for everyone else.'"

    • @mikejankowski6321
      @mikejankowski6321 Місяць тому +15

      Brown mustard, then ketchup, now ice cream. Everybody needs some signature item.

  • @artiecon97
    @artiecon97 Місяць тому +514

    If Hannity thinks Biden’s SOTU Address was “bitter” he must have never seen a Trump speech.

    • @MichaelKrinsky-hx1vu
      @MichaelKrinsky-hx1vu Місяць тому +70

      ....Hannity thinks?...

    • @only1muppet
      @only1muppet Місяць тому

      Earlier I saw a bunch of maga morons complaining about how Biden’s speech was unprofessional and it shouldn’t be political. I had to ask a few of did they never see Trump’s sotu and did they miss the last 100 years of sotu speech’s, they’re all political 😂

    • @brycestephens1055
      @brycestephens1055 Місяць тому

      DT FN GOP dont care about Facts Truth or Logic. all they care about is Power to Misinform & Exploit 99% of Americans.

    • @ajrh82
      @ajrh82 Місяць тому

      Simple rule that MAGA republicans accuse others of what they are most guilty of. If you ever wonder what they are up to, just listen to what they accuse their opponents. They’re laughably transparent

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm Місяць тому +34

      @@MichaelKrinsky-hx1vu Whatever Trump and Putin tell him to.

  • @Rohinthas
    @Rohinthas Місяць тому +25

    Honestly, that Podcast ad really works as a bit! Gives me a big laugh while still reminding me of its existence!

  • @mamacat321
    @mamacat321 Місяць тому +8

    With them, the lead needs to be "this week in 'every accusation is a confession'......"

  • @Mallykins
    @Mallykins Місяць тому +627

    If I had to work in the White House with Dump as president I’d be on drugs too.

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 Місяць тому +4

      Well, you'd have to to be in the cool kids club seems like😂😂

    • @ywoulduchoosetousethis
      @ywoulduchoosetousethis Місяць тому +21

      U would have to be to work amongst the deluded.

    • @redsable6119
      @redsable6119 Місяць тому

      If you worked in Trumps WH chances are you were on drugs.

    • @Mallykins
      @Mallykins Місяць тому +4

      @@susanfanning9480 at this point… it’s looking like it’s a good thing I’m not.

    • @carollollol
      @carollollol Місяць тому +21

      If i had to work with Dump in any way, I'd get myself fired.

  • @RogueShadows
    @RogueShadows Місяць тому +619

    _"Do you know who lights up for ice cream?"_
    ...anyone with a soul?

    • @Techydad
      @Techydad Місяць тому +48

      The right is trying to claim that it's "unmanly" and creepy to be eating an ice cream cone. That just makes me want to get a big ice cream cone!

    • @Dachusblot
      @Dachusblot Місяць тому +26

      So, not Jesse Watters then. That checks out.

    • @baxtronx5972
      @baxtronx5972 Місяць тому

      ​@@Techydad"Unmanly"? JFC, the Right must be having some really hard core man on man sex.

    • @howlingwolf317
      @howlingwolf317 Місяць тому +20

      Seriously, I'd be replacing Trump's diet coke button in the oval office with an ice cream button if I were in Joe's shoes.

    • @dahn57
      @dahn57 Місяць тому

      It's why the Right don't get why people like ice cream, they are soulless slime

  • @kailey9049
    @kailey9049 Місяць тому +4

    There's always been something comforting to me about "We hope you listen, we hope you like it, we'll see you soon." But simply "Or DON'T..." now that's gorgeous.

  • @kateuhler7803
    @kateuhler7803 Місяць тому +205

    Every accusation is a confession. 💯. Every time.

    • @tlouiseallen9302
      @tlouiseallen9302 Місяць тому +6

      Every time 🙌🏼

    • @stephenstjohn5239
      @stephenstjohn5239 Місяць тому +6

      They're incredibly predictable.

    • @michaelsouto3595
      @michaelsouto3595 Місяць тому

      Nancy Pelosi and the WHOLE democratic party spent OVER eight years making accusations that they could never prove. They sure made a whole bunch of confessions.

    • @kenirving5268
      @kenirving5268 Місяць тому +1

      I tried to give you multiple thumbs up. It didn't work.

  • @merrygangemi
    @merrygangemi Місяць тому +141

    You do make all this insanity much easier to bear! Thanks Seth!

    • @tlouiseallen9302
      @tlouiseallen9302 Місяць тому +4

      Exactly 🙌🏼

    • @thefarworld
      @thefarworld Місяць тому

      He is part of it. He is complicit in the Palestinian Holocaust. He helped whitewash the image of modern day Nazis.

  • @gmwillow
    @gmwillow Місяць тому +18

    The new podcast ending from Corrections made me laugh incredibly hard. So cranky! ;)

  • @tomf3335
    @tomf3335 Місяць тому +9

    We all love ice cream. That is why there is an entire section for it at the grocery store.

  • @jennifergee9353
    @jennifergee9353 Місяць тому +288

    I'm going to be seriously disappointed if Ben and Jerry's does not put out an ice cream called Jacked Up Joe

    • @dianedenham5259
      @dianedenham5259 Місяць тому +30

      Omg, great idea !!👍👍👍

    • @largelingerie
      @largelingerie Місяць тому +12

      Yes!!!

    • @only1muppet
      @only1muppet Місяць тому +6

      Hell yeah 😂
      Unfortunately I think they’d be worried about getting cancelled

    • @RayasNegroOvejas
      @RayasNegroOvejas Місяць тому

      haven't been cancelled by so many for taking Putin's narrative in the war in Ukraine, saying all is NATO's fault, and that Ukraine shouldn't get any aid@@only1muppet

    • @donnawestbrook8992
      @donnawestbrook8992 Місяць тому +10

      Hilarious. Such a silly remark. The joe part could be coffee, but should I eveb ask what ingredient is Jacked up?

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Місяць тому +1005

    Fox News will conveniently ignore Trump’s adderall sniffles.

    • @adamkares7549
      @adamkares7549 Місяць тому +103

      Or how he cant stand still, cant stop sweating, grips the podium like its a life ring and he's lost at sea....

    • @boxsterman77
      @boxsterman77 Місяць тому +65

      If it's just adderall. And then there is Junior.

    • @TreyYork1
      @TreyYork1 Місяць тому +35

      Did they at least report on his helicopter pilot smuggling coke in Trump’s helicopter?

    • @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
      @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 Місяць тому +36

      And his gaffes and when he completely loses the ability to speak

    • @deniseboldea1624
      @deniseboldea1624 Місяць тому +36

      Cripes, I'm surprised Tucker hasn't tried to spin those sniffs as proof that Diaper Don spends quality time with Don Jr.

  • @dojofilter
    @dojofilter Місяць тому +5

    Loved the new plug for Family Trips at end 🤣. Got me, I'm in

  • @tanadarko6991
    @tanadarko6991 Місяць тому +4

    Every time the little plug at the end makes me laugh

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 Місяць тому +1637

    I say to Joe Biden that if Fox News keeps insisting you're on drugs, you're doing something right.

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 Місяць тому +54

      Fox out here selling pills their boys at big pharma don't have 😂

    • @shadowqueen1701
      @shadowqueen1701 Місяць тому +39

      Perhaps he could sue Fox and Rudi.

    • @Robotj992
      @Robotj992 Місяць тому

      Nah, suing is that p*ssy don the con's thing.@@shadowqueen1701

    • @Garnet20
      @Garnet20 Місяць тому +17

      Yes 😂

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 Місяць тому +71

      “Jacked up Joe being ‘bitterly’ partisan” - Hannity. What a doosh

  • @eponymousIme
    @eponymousIme Місяць тому +267

    LOL! "I would say the first sign of dementia is going in for a doctor's appointment and thinking _you're_ the one interviewing the doctor."

    • @victormendoza871
      @victormendoza871 Місяць тому +2

      Nobody over 65 has any business doing anything of that status anymore

    • @JuliusGalacki
      @JuliusGalacki Місяць тому

      Fox news is obviously propagandistic, as is MSNBC, CNN and corporate News in general. That said, it is also obvious that Biden clearly exhibits cognitive issues except whenever he has a big national event like a presidential debate or State of the Union. That's why there is speculation they put him on Adderall or other stimulant that they can't keep him on long-term. One can't prove it but it's logical.

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee Місяць тому +1

      😂😅😂

    • @eponymousIme
      @eponymousIme Місяць тому +1

      @@victormendoza871 >>Nobody over 65 has any business doing anything of that status anymore

  • @philipmarinello8802
    @philipmarinello8802 Місяць тому +1

    One of the best final punchlines in recent memory!

  • @blacknorthwind93
    @blacknorthwind93 Місяць тому +6

    Thank you Seth for making me laught so hard, I really needed it.

  • @user-tz7jj7bl6q
    @user-tz7jj7bl6q Місяць тому +86

    Projection is the most elementary level of lying

  • @knitnonymous
    @knitnonymous Місяць тому +116

    Who doesn't like ice cream??? I don't see how that's supposed to be this big "gotcha '

    • @michaeldougherty6036
      @michaeldougherty6036 Місяць тому

      He's also has stated in his show that real men don't use straws, or eat soup. The guy is an absolute joyless cretin. Perfect for FOX News.

    • @yugandali
      @yugandali Місяць тому +8

      Well, today he may be eating ice cream, but that’s just a gateway, next he’ll appear in a tan suit!

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Місяць тому +4

      That's because you're looking for some kind of logic in their arguments. That's not how they work

    • @dahn57
      @dahn57 Місяць тому

      All they do it try to project their hatred onto those dumb enough to watch, so they hate the target too.
      They literally attack Biden for doing things that Rump does, even when Biden didn't actually do it!
      There's no logic or reason there, they just try to brainwash their viewers with hatred

  • @stevestephens8925
    @stevestephens8925 Місяць тому +44

    'jacked up joe' is much better than 'dirty diaper don'

    • @Corpsman01
      @Corpsman01 Місяць тому +2

      Love the alliteration…well done.

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 Місяць тому +1

      I MUCH PREFER "jacked-up" to s--t also!

    • @jannivannibell
      @jannivannibell 19 днів тому

      "My butt's been wiped!"
      - actual quote from joe biden 😂

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Місяць тому +159

    These are the same people who listen to Trump rambling on about toilets and windmills and think “Hmmm. This guy is pretty sharp.” Also, Rudy questioning anybody’s mental capacity is beyond laughable.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Місяць тому

      No, they don’t, they’re just gaslighting. They keep it up until the weak minded are convinced.

    • @eponymousIme
      @eponymousIme Місяць тому +2

      Henceforth, Rudy Giuliani shall be known as Dunning Kruger.

    • @melt4769
      @melt4769 Місяць тому +1

      💯

    • @kaydeedid
      @kaydeedid Місяць тому

      Windmills rainbows and toilets? 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 Right.. that trump derangement syndrome is a real head twister. Wow... Windmills.. 🤣😂😂😂🤣😭⁉️
      🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

  • @juliepardo7767
    @juliepardo7767 Місяць тому +74

    Every time I watched a Don Jr. or Kimberly Guilfoyle speech, I was always left wondering what they were on? A White House 24hr pharmacy, who knew? Jr. and Kim's personal candy store. I still conjure up Guilfoyle's Republican national convention speech for a good laugh.

    • @dianne8936
      @dianne8936 Місяць тому +6

      I remember when Kimberly Gargoyle used to be somewhat normal.🤷 Gavin, when you run for President, it's gonna be hard, to explain her!😏🤘

    • @BEEFSERPENT
      @BEEFSERPENT Місяць тому

      lolwut

    • @GoetiaTV
      @GoetiaTV Місяць тому +2

      I bet “THE BEST… IS YET…. TO COME!” was her thinking about the fentanyl that was waiting just off stage.

    • @eponymousIme
      @eponymousIme Місяць тому +2

      >>I still conjure up Guilfoyle's Republican national convention speech for a good laugh.

  • @tabularasa
    @tabularasa Місяць тому +2

    Love the final "jacked up joe" reference ☕😂

  • @towzone
    @towzone Місяць тому

    I scream,
    You scream,
    We all scream
    For icecream!!!

  • @JamesSmith-gc9kk
    @JamesSmith-gc9kk Місяць тому +1365

    Rudy saying someone else has a mental illness is incredibly stupid and hilarious

    • @seffishestopal5950
      @seffishestopal5950 Місяць тому +31

      Remember when he said "google Hillary Clinton illness?"

    • @yvonnelewis4888
      @yvonnelewis4888 Місяць тому +43

      The height of hypocrisy!

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 Місяць тому +41

      No self awareness at all.☺️☺️☺️☺️👍💙🇺🇲🕊

    • @petepierre6458
      @petepierre6458 Місяць тому +50

      Just pay your defamation fines, Rudy.

    • @laurenmalone8335
      @laurenmalone8335 Місяць тому +32

      Remember when a video surfaced of Rudy in a deposition and he tells his lawyer that he has two watches on the same wrist, Pepperidge farm remembers

  • @DJWHITE_
    @DJWHITE_ Місяць тому +207

    🤔 Jacked Up Joe or Dumbed Down Donald? You tell me!

    • @shirinhashemi1
      @shirinhashemi1 Місяць тому +17

      Jacked up Joe 💯🎯💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊

    • @eukaryote-prime
      @eukaryote-prime Місяць тому

      Apparently you can cure dementia with amphetamines? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @IrishSetter01
      @IrishSetter01 Місяць тому +4

      Dude, I hope embraces it !!

    • @donnawestbrook8992
      @donnawestbrook8992 Місяць тому +4

      I think he wasn't ever very bright, so how is that dumbed down?

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Місяць тому +7

      DEMENTIA-Don

  • @johnc3526
    @johnc3526 Місяць тому

    Hey I love the new ending screen! Seth looks so good!

  • @bnchile1
    @bnchile1 Місяць тому

    that ice cream holder.... hands free - messy shirt and pants

  • @roarmalf
    @roarmalf Місяць тому +106

    When you think about it, "or don't" is the single greatest promo of all time

    • @savfo7527
      @savfo7527 Місяць тому +10

      With the face too! Chef’s kiss

    • @spa-peggymeatballs4861
      @spa-peggymeatballs4861 Місяць тому +7

      I very much appreciate it and am about 54% more likely to check it out after Seth decided to be rude about it.
      But for real I’ve been meaning to listen to an episode. I just added it to my list.. soo… I guess it worked?

    • @Heterogeneity
      @Heterogeneity Місяць тому +9

      I have been waiting for this all weekend. I enjoyed it every bit as much as I expected. Wrap me up in that sullen sarcasm and call me Jackalled Up Joe.

    • @squishyshelli
      @squishyshelli Місяць тому +2

      I love it so much 😂

  • @actualkarenokboomer3158
    @actualkarenokboomer3158 Місяць тому +200

    There is nothing more nauseating that that Sing Songy monotone of Trumps.

    • @kasnitch
      @kasnitch Місяць тому +11

      MTG is giving him a run for the 'money' lol

    • @cybercop0083
      @cybercop0083 Місяць тому +5

      Hold on. Which one is it? Sing-Songy or monotonous? They are pretty much mutually exclusive

    • @sandralamphier9433
      @sandralamphier9433 Місяць тому +14

      I’ve gotten to the point where hearing Empty g or mango Mussolini’s voice makes me 🙉! 😬🤮🤪

    • @adamkares7549
      @adamkares7549 Місяць тому

      That raspy, oozing cadence makes me instantly angry when I hear it now. Even in Seths show I just skip any parts where Dump talks, because I can't god damn stand it. It will not be soon enough no one has to hear this asshole ever again.

    • @a35362
      @a35362 Місяць тому +5

      Actually for me it is his sexy, confidential whispering that drives me up a tree. Please stop! Eurgh!

  • @user-eh8kj5fn8u
    @user-eh8kj5fn8u Місяць тому +1

    Seth's look at the end w/ podcast placard
    & then
    Or Don't
    😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤩

  • @OlliRuohomaki
    @OlliRuohomaki Місяць тому +4

    you could design a conceal carry cone holster too

  • @GrimJerr
    @GrimJerr Місяць тому +249

    That drug list would get any citizen a long stay in a federal prison.

    • @witchypoorose5196
      @witchypoorose5196 Місяць тому +11

      EXACTLY!

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 Місяць тому +12

      UNLESS it's prescribed by a physician. What did they call their candy Dr. again?

    • @donnawestbrook8992
      @donnawestbrook8992 Місяць тому +5

      ​@@kathcasey2090if it were prescribed by a doctor it would have a patient name and be from a pharmacy, not just be on some generic list, right?

    • @duroxkilo
      @duroxkilo Місяць тому +4

      pause at 12:10 at check out the numbers for just that order alone.. they received 2000 ambien (and that also answers the question 'how can they sleep at night')

    • @anneheimburger3186
      @anneheimburger3186 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@kathcasey2090
      "Ronnie" (Jackson), the Navy just demoted him from an Admiral to captain.

  • @biggrayalien4791
    @biggrayalien4791 Місяць тому +92

    Insinuating that adults aren't allowed to "light up" over ice cream is the same mentality that thinks happiness is something you need to "grow out" of.

    • @yohei72
      @yohei72 Місяць тому +5

      Possibly, but in this case, the explanation is simpler: they’re just saying whatever suits their purposes at the moment. I don’t think there’s any more of a philosophy behind it than that.

    • @4yerears
      @4yerears Місяць тому

      Jesse Waters is even more of an idiot than Trump

  • @katerusso4891
    @katerusso4891 Місяць тому

    Thanks for the laughs Seth!

  • @JKB-ji6xl
    @JKB-ji6xl Місяць тому

    Love you Seth!

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 Місяць тому +65

    "Sucked-up Sean" and "Wacked-out Waters" are my new favorite shock jocks on Fox's "Stupid Says What?"

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 Місяць тому +5

      Wacked-out Waters

    • @Spider-Geek916
      @Spider-Geek916 Місяць тому +2

      Waters always looks like he just came second in a Ross Geller cosplay contest.

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 Місяць тому

      ​@@Spider-Geek916 🤣

    • @dianedenham5259
      @dianedenham5259 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@mariegarside8830 : As long as we're making a list I'll add what someone earlier wrote: "Dumbed Down Donald"😅

  • @telemkam
    @telemkam Місяць тому +105

    So glad you highlighted the "Lights up for icecream" comment. I'm 33 and I'm like "Hell yes Ice Cream!"

    • @kieranhair37
      @kieranhair37 Місяць тому +2

      Ice cream is good, but someone really oughtta write Corrections about Seth saying he's not elderly.

    • @awake3607
      @awake3607 Місяць тому

      Yes. I just said the same thing. Who doesn't light up when eating ice cream.

    • @awake3607
      @awake3607 Місяць тому

      ​@@kieranhair37Elderly is classified as 65 and over. He has not met that criteria yet. This is me writing corrections to your corrections.

    • @falcovg2
      @falcovg2 Місяць тому +1

      30 after the coming weekend, and yes, Ice cream is amazing, why would anyone sane hate on it?

    • @kieranhair37
      @kieranhair37 Місяць тому

      @@awake3607 Well don't do that. Correctionception is just an ugly word.

  • @christinacardinal5973
    @christinacardinal5973 Місяць тому

    This was great ❤

  • @deek6115
    @deek6115 Місяць тому

    The BEST moment of my day!🎉😅

  • @jandurbin2906
    @jandurbin2906 Місяць тому +2

    SETH....YOU KILL IT AND LOVE YOU'RE NOT AFRAID TO TELL THE TRUTH CONCERNING THE DUMPSTER...GOD BLESS YOU!!!😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @joealvarez8733
    @joealvarez8733 Місяць тому +122

    That last "JACKED UP, JOE" did it for me...😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SamAronow
      @SamAronow Місяць тому +3

      They stuck that landing amazingly.

    • @SeventhSaucer
      @SeventhSaucer Місяць тому +2

      This must become a thing.

  • @alias093001
    @alias093001 Місяць тому +58

    That ice cream clip is the gift that keeps on giving.

  • @MeatStew232
    @MeatStew232 Місяць тому +3

    I tried to call your ice cream holster hotline. It's a sham.
    Also, it should be called a coldline.
    Do better, Seth.

  • @tereseharrington4963
    @tereseharrington4963 Місяць тому

    Spot on Seth🌟

  • @cindymorose6673
    @cindymorose6673 Місяць тому +52

    I loved that you were holding an ice cream cone next to the president!

  • @bigstevesmkesbd
    @bigstevesmkesbd Місяць тому

    Good one Seth!

  • @jessaminehaak8253
    @jessaminehaak8253 Місяць тому

    I love the new podcast bumper Seth XD

  • @lauravalle3766
    @lauravalle3766 Місяць тому +147

    Is it just me, or is Seth getting better and funnier as the years pass? 🏆💛

    • @marjoriegarland2798
      @marjoriegarland2798 Місяць тому +16

      Definitely!😂❤

    • @it.amuses_me
      @it.amuses_me Місяць тому +12

      He is HILARIOUS 😂

    • @revengefrommars
      @revengefrommars Місяць тому +12

      Some combination of impressions camp and 98 episodes of Corrections.

    • @boxsterman77
      @boxsterman77 Місяць тому +8

      He really is hitting his stride.

    • @wabbajack2
      @wabbajack2 Місяць тому +8

      Can't wait for Corrections episode 101.

  • @WillDanceAlone2U
    @WillDanceAlone2U Місяць тому +94

    Kudos to the writers. The closing line is a jewel.

  • @garyl.cornelius6955
    @garyl.cornelius6955 Місяць тому

    Laughed so hard. So incredibly accurate.

  • @MissDesco
    @MissDesco Місяць тому

    The cone holster?! Ill take 5 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jharris3267
    @jharris3267 Місяць тому +190

    He did hit out of the park.I enjoyed the speech. Glad he talked about women’s rights and called out Scotus.

    • @schradog01
      @schradog01 Місяць тому +1

      Who's Lincoln Riley?

    • @schradog01
      @schradog01 Місяць тому +1

      Who's Lincoln Riley?

    • @MrDukeSilverr
      @MrDukeSilverr Місяць тому +10

      @@schradog01”oh no he said a name wrong, now everything else he said is invalid” that’s you, that’s what you sound like

    • @RtimusCFrog
      @RtimusCFrog Місяць тому

      @@schradog01 When you start caring about American men doing the same thing… come and talk to me. Do you know how many women are killed every month by past or present intimate partner? The average is 70! So, where is the outrage? That doesn’t count the women killed by men they don’t know.

    • @SusanBarrow
      @SusanBarrow Місяць тому +6

      He did what I used to wish Obama would do in his speeches - call out the haters, confront them with their own lies. He was Jacked up Joe alright

  • @edwardblair4096
    @edwardblair4096 Місяць тому +60

    Yet another episode of "A Closer Lick". Keep the legend alive!

  • @knoetsch13
    @knoetsch13 Місяць тому

    Loved the podcast ad!

  • @marilynjarvis8228
    @marilynjarvis8228 Місяць тому +178

    Donald's constant sniffing? GQP projects constantly.

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 Місяць тому +15

      The orange 🍊 one sniffs and snorts like an addict

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 Місяць тому

      Don jr. is a coke monkey.

    • @itcouldbelupus2842
      @itcouldbelupus2842 Місяць тому

      Coke head Donnie

    • @robbie3333
      @robbie3333 Місяць тому +1

      Joe is the sniffer in chief. Ps...Seth sucks.

    • @it.amuses_me
      @it.amuses_me Місяць тому

      ​​@@robbie3333tRump is a CONVICTED SEXUAL ABUSER with 91 FELONY CHARGES PENDING. Seth Meyers is Awesome!

  • @karine-v
    @karine-v Місяць тому +38

    Im still laughing at the "...or don't "😂

  • @Whatzzzz999
    @Whatzzzz999 Місяць тому

    Go Seth go! Brilliant.

  • @dobstaable
    @dobstaable Місяць тому

    Oh Lord have Mercy. Those people.

  • @MaryLopez-em3rc
    @MaryLopez-em3rc Місяць тому +129

    Ronny Jackson should go to prison and lose his pension for making the White House a pill mill.

    • @daveg-Vancouver_Island
      @daveg-Vancouver_Island Місяць тому +13

      Definitely, these ppl need to face consequences, it’s disgusting how much they are getting away with!

    • @jwoolman5
      @jwoolman5 Місяць тому +12

      Dr. Ronny was well known for passing out drugs like candy to military folks also, in particular during transport on airplanes.

    • @markfrost2707
      @markfrost2707 Місяць тому +3

      he wont....welcome to the new America

    • @mikekolokowsky
      @mikekolokowsky Місяць тому +7

      He was retroactively demoted by the Navy. I don’t know what the AMA can do about his medical license.

    • @eponymousIme
      @eponymousIme Місяць тому +4

      Well, he's already made a name for himself for assaulting the officers who stopped him for impaired driving. The guy's a piece of work.

  • @kenkrupowies7647
    @kenkrupowies7647 Місяць тому +28

    Apparently, Jesse Watters has never heard the phrase "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!"

  • @Shahoddie56
    @Shahoddie56 Місяць тому

    😂😂😂😂😂 the Rudy G part 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sharamrock2580
    @sharamrock2580 Місяць тому

    Love love love Seth Meyers and everyone enjoying his: "Closer Look".

  • @CostlyFiddle
    @CostlyFiddle Місяць тому

    I think i will now that it's not new anymore! 😂😂😂

  • @Platte96
    @Platte96 Місяць тому +44

    Will always love Seth’s Rudy impression

  • @c.a.t.732
    @c.a.t.732 Місяць тому +25

    "Jacked-up, angry, bitterly divisive"? That's pretty much the Abominable Showman in a nutshell.

  • @ricktherock
    @ricktherock Місяць тому +1

    Didn't enjoy the ads for a pod cast (will not listen to podcasts, yes I'm that guy). Really enjoyed this one, Thanks 😊

  • @JonBlondell
    @JonBlondell Місяць тому

    Yes!!!

  • @therealhiesenberg2731
    @therealhiesenberg2731 Місяць тому +94

    Johnson is a pathetic poser

    • @davidgoosen1633
      @davidgoosen1633 Місяць тому +8

      This punk will get his😂😂😂😂

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Місяць тому

      He showed his total lack of anything approaching leadership by tanking the Border Bill because Trump said to, and by his annoying head-bobbing all during Biden's speech.

    • @vshewett4333
      @vshewett4333 Місяць тому

      Small man's syndrome 😉

    • @longwayaround7767
      @longwayaround7767 Місяць тому +1

      He's like a bobble-head you see on dashboards. What a moron.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Місяць тому

      That ass sent me a questionnaire that sounded much like Tucker composed it.

  • @Mr3DBob
    @Mr3DBob Місяць тому +110

    I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

    • @earthjustice01
      @earthjustice01 Місяць тому

      Jim Jarvish, "Down by Law"

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Місяць тому +2

      According to Fox "Nexs" you're either a child or elderly.

  • @ard52192
    @ard52192 Місяць тому

    Thank you for that ending. I was getting tired of this

  • @lynetteyoung9777
    @lynetteyoung9777 Місяць тому +1

    MTG was dressed like a carnival barker.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Місяць тому +56

    You give my grandpa a full sugar soda pop, and he's suddenly a landscaper... No drugs needed for that kinda pep!

    • @AZtea4UnME
      @AZtea4UnME Місяць тому +11

      That's both funny & sweet 😊

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 Місяць тому

      ​@@AZtea4UnME
      😊😄

    • @Garnet20
      @Garnet20 Місяць тому +3

      Thats nice 😊

  • @longwayaround7767
    @longwayaround7767 Місяць тому +113

    Seth Meyers. My favorite late night host and the only one I watch. PLEASE KEEP CORRECTIONS, SETH. It is funny af!

    • @thefarworld
      @thefarworld Місяць тому

      He is trash. He can't even recognize tbe Palestinian Holocaust.

  • @paulvamos7319
    @paulvamos7319 Місяць тому +1

    😂 Jacked Up Joe does have a certain ring to it! Mix the wrestling and laser eyes going against the dictator 🤣 (make dictator two words and add the mental images together)! 😂

  • @michaelrosin9408
    @michaelrosin9408 Місяць тому

    That closer was *chef's kiss*

  • @NoelBass-rn7sy
    @NoelBass-rn7sy Місяць тому +45

    These people know no end to their crap. These talking heads must have no conscience if they can spew lies with a straight face.

    • @DA-ti6pc
      @DA-ti6pc Місяць тому

      as does the left and this channel if you have half a brain to see it. Both sides should be ashamed of their online behaviour

    • @obi-ron
      @obi-ron Місяць тому

      They work for the Murdoch Master Race Media Machine. No conscience required.

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Місяць тому

      Good start! Now extrapolate outward. If you know Fox News' hosts lie so blatantly--and so casually--what does that tell you?

  • @rowynnecrowley1689
    @rowynnecrowley1689 Місяць тому +71

    He knew he was on a hot mic. There was literally a camera and a boom mic right next to him. That was 100% intentional.

    • @Mallykins
      @Mallykins Місяць тому +22

      It’s called strategy.

    • @sharontrujillo
      @sharontrujillo Місяць тому +2

      .....aaaaaaand.

    • @boxsterman77
      @boxsterman77 Місяць тому +2

      I don't know. I'm not in his head. And neither are you. You can speculate. That's all

    • @melodygarrison7531
      @melodygarrison7531 Місяць тому +1

      I try to intentionally say most of the important things I say

    • @cpaul9269
      @cpaul9269 Місяць тому +6

      I think so, too. What is really funny is that no one seems to be addressing having a "come to Jesus meeting" with a Jewish guy. That's hilarious, IMO. I think he was DL signaling the uselessness of it, as Bibi gonna Bibi regardless. Pretty clever IMO.