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  • @patrickbrown33
    @patrickbrown33 3 роки тому +6733

    Titans... built in the image of a church because everywhere they go is a funeral.

  • @D3LTA48
    @D3LTA48 3 роки тому +7656

    Other Sci-Fi: Well, we want things to look cool, but we should make it seem like they are plausible.
    40k: MECHA CHURCH WITH BIG GUNS!

    • @233lynx
      @233lynx 3 роки тому +191

      Well, in 40K Immaterium makes such factors as faith and coolness convert into firepower B) . So, the design choices make sense B)

    • @mad_prophet
      @mad_prophet 3 роки тому +226

      Wh40k is not science fiction. This is a fantasy in a space setting.

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 3 роки тому +102

      Kind of hard to argue about realism in a universe full of daemons.

    • @SeraphimRoad
      @SeraphimRoad 3 роки тому +67

      @@robertnelson9599 and heretics

    • @serioussilliness2064
      @serioussilliness2064 3 роки тому +32

      With fitting circumstances, all possibilities are plausible.

  • @RC-Sev7
    @RC-Sev7 3 роки тому +1983

    "Yo derrick"
    "Yeah andy?"
    "Honk the horn at them again, the shit themselves lmao"

  • @michaelhall-oc4nj
    @michaelhall-oc4nj 3 роки тому +7708

    It is important to remember the Titans rule of thumb: if you hold out your hand at arms length and put your thumb up centered on the titan and your thumb covers the titan, you are at a safe distance; if you can see the carapace weapons and arms, you have time to run; if you can see any more than that you have time to pray.

    • @user-vy9mk7um1b
      @user-vy9mk7um1b 3 роки тому +972

      If your thumb can't cover space between titan's legs, congrats: it appears it is allied titan.

    • @Galdenberry_Lamphuck
      @Galdenberry_Lamphuck 2 роки тому +511

      To be fair most of that things guns are easily capable of firing over the horizon. That's just artillery for ya.
      The plasma annihilator will probably be able to target things at the horizon, so likely 8 miles

    • @sizzle_x1305
      @sizzle_x1305 2 роки тому +305

      Correction, if you see it, you have time to pray

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver 2 роки тому +103

      @@Galdenberry_Lamphuck
      The plasma annihilate just targets the horizon.

    • @kaidothedrunkard
      @kaidothedrunkard 2 роки тому +67

      @@sizzle_x1305 Correction-Correction: You see it, accept you're fate.

  • @jasonmolenaar119
    @jasonmolenaar119 4 роки тому +28404

    Everybody gangsta til the church starts walking

    • @tommycat1993
      @tommycat1993 3 роки тому +801

      And everybody prays after the church charging up the laser

    • @manemperorofmankind8119
      @manemperorofmankind8119 3 роки тому +499

      There is something so true about that phrase, I don’t know what, but it’s heavy. Maybe cause people see the church as peace and love? And when it decided enough is enough and demolishes you with its faith beam...

    • @JohnSmith13334
      @JohnSmith13334 3 роки тому +132

      Nah I’d say that’s a Monastery

    • @babyboysmooth1353
      @babyboysmooth1353 3 роки тому +264

      @@JohnSmith13334 nah it's more like the whole damn Vatican

    • @MarioGames64
      @MarioGames64 3 роки тому +51

      Best comment I've seen in my life

  • @NPC-rq6vn
    @NPC-rq6vn 3 роки тому +12566

    If you hear these sounds on the battlefield, it means the titan wasn't pointing its guns at you.

    • @azariel6669
      @azariel6669 3 роки тому +1602

      It also means you were far enough away to keep your hearing

    • @AlphaSections
      @AlphaSections 3 роки тому +245

      @@azariel6669 So true!

    • @logosofgame4273
      @logosofgame4273 3 роки тому +292

      @@azariel6669 Although you may have been close enough to still have all your skin burnt off by the immense heat of a Volcano Cannon shooting in your general vicinity. So you could still hear your own screams of agony whilst a kindly Commissar gives you ten seconds to get up or receive the Emporer's mercy. Gotta love 40K.

    • @georgeofhamilton
      @georgeofhamilton 3 роки тому +288

      Coincidentally, the official name for this war machine is the "Fairchild Republic A-10 Titan II."

    • @Skrimpish
      @Skrimpish 3 роки тому +72

      The emperor protects!

  • @OmniverseOddities
    @OmniverseOddities 3 роки тому +9776

    It's utterly terrifying how the return fire increases only when the titan's canon is powering up, because they know if they can't stop it now they have almost no chance of surviving the blast

    • @bigblackjay900
      @bigblackjay900 2 роки тому +295

      Almost?????????!!!!!!!!!

    • @monsterhunter310
      @monsterhunter310 2 роки тому +501

      @@bigblackjay900 it's likely fighting another titan in which case if the void shields are up it could survive, especially if it's just a grazing shot. I believe the big weapon we heard was a volcano canon or plasma canon.

    • @imapopo2924
      @imapopo2924 2 роки тому +203

      @@bigblackjay900 Well, I mean... It could miss. Maybe their aim is slightly too high and the shot goes over their heads just far enough to leave them outside of the blast radius.
      Other than that, they are fucked.

    • @YMS09D
      @YMS09D 2 роки тому +35

      Always gives me goosebumps

    • @brandongilchrist453
      @brandongilchrist453 2 роки тому +91

      @@monsterhunter310 Something with that charge up would more likely be a Plasma Annihilator, or a Hellstorm Cannon Spinning up

  • @voidimperial1179
    @voidimperial1179 2 роки тому +1218

    "Have you seen me today?"
    "It is impossible not to see you, princeps."
    "It's impossible to kill me, as well. Remember that, Grimaldus."

    • @user-co3uc8vt7e
      @user-co3uc8vt7e Рік тому +55

      That titan's revival and second, final death were such powerful scenes.

    • @Dieselkraftwerk
      @Dieselkraftwerk Рік тому +42

      ​@@user-co3uc8vt7e
      "I stood until the end"
      😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

    • @Sith35864
      @Sith35864 Рік тому +36

      IT IS THE TRUTH!
      THEN THE TRUTH...IS UNACCEPTABLE.

    • @TrazynPrime
      @TrazynPrime 11 місяців тому +15

      If only the plasma cannon held for a bit longer…. My StormHerald

    • @LDZMarder
      @LDZMarder 11 місяців тому +24

      dies to a trashcan

  • @DonVigaDeFierro
    @DonVigaDeFierro 4 роки тому +14109

    Don't wanna go to church? No problem.
    *THE CHURCH WILL FIND YOU.*

    • @andreseduardoruizmartinez1481
      @andreseduardoruizmartinez1481 4 роки тому +254

      I don't know why but that sounds like something that would happen in russia

    • @vishnu79
      @vishnu79 4 роки тому +230

      Princeps: "Excuse us, fellows, do you all have a minute to talk about our Lord and Savior, the God-Emperor of Mankind?"

    • @notsocrazytank707
      @notsocrazytank707 3 роки тому +100

      @@vishnu79 You mean the Man-Manperor of Mankind? The Big E?

    • @arnantphongsatha7906
      @arnantphongsatha7906 3 роки тому +39

      @@vishnu79*Omnissiah

    • @notsocrazytank707
      @notsocrazytank707 3 роки тому +26

      @@arnantphongsatha7906 *The Void Dragon

  • @RatRatRattyRatRat
    @RatRatRattyRatRat 3 роки тому +4833

    Titan: Exist
    Enemy: *Doesn't*

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 роки тому +103

      Princeps: Weapons Moderati, do you see the enemy?
      Moderati: Aye Sir?
      Princeps: I don't want to!
      Moderati: Aye sir!
      *(Deep Bass Thrumming of Plasma Annihilator Warming Up)*

    • @whoknowsthesedays808
      @whoknowsthesedays808 3 роки тому +12

      Underappreciated comment

    • @theinquisitor8112
      @theinquisitor8112 3 роки тому +6

      Inb4 the Enemy (whoever that may be) has deployed their own titan(s) as well.

    • @Doomerbro99
      @Doomerbro99 3 роки тому +5

      @@theinquisitor8112
      *Necrons aeonic orb shows up*

    • @vernstein3877
      @vernstein3877 3 роки тому +2

      that is the best description of an imperial titan i've read

  • @saint.of.altrad2
    @saint.of.altrad2 3 роки тому +946

    My favorite part about titans is some Tech-Priest decided
    "Hey guys, you know that really big mech we made for dad and his friends?"
    "Yeah, what about it?"
    "Make a flamethrower for it"
    "w h a t"
    "I have the most legs, make the fucking flamethrower"
    "fine fine geez"

    • @ZannNewman
      @ZannNewman 2 роки тому +92

      LOL "I have the most legs"

    • @NomadTheProtogen
      @NomadTheProtogen 2 роки тому +15

      I’m dying, this is hilarious.

    • @eccomi21
      @eccomi21 2 роки тому +29

      actual question. would that not mean some tech priest invented something? are you implying they had a case of... heresy?

    • @saint.of.altrad2
      @saint.of.altrad2 2 роки тому +10

      @@eccomi21 Hmm, good question! I'm just a scribe, but you can probably ask them yourself.

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc Рік тому +20

      @@eccomi21 make something brand new, yes heresy.
      Changing something that already exists, no heresy

  • @dimitrypetrenko3470
    @dimitrypetrenko3470 2 роки тому +397

    I love how no matter what and which era of civilization youre in,Siren sounds are still soundly scary to hear

    • @gwagabogo
      @gwagabogo 11 місяців тому +24

      Their design is frightening by human nature. They are a universal constant

    • @unitone6851
      @unitone6851 10 місяців тому +3

      Brother in christ is not wearing the NMR logo as a pfp
      As a swede I would like to hear your explination

    • @dragonvarine7553
      @dragonvarine7553 9 місяців тому

      It mimics screaming and panic. There's no sound better to warn humans than a siren like this

    • @HessianLikeTheFabric
      @HessianLikeTheFabric 7 місяців тому +1

      @@unitone6851 I am so confused too. I hope it's a misunderstanding

    • @plutonian2770
      @plutonian2770 5 місяців тому

      why do you have the nordic resistance movement flag as your pfp

  • @retrowave762
    @retrowave762 3 роки тому +4969

    Strategic Value: Absolute

    • @dkilgu82
      @dkilgu82 3 роки тому +204

      Exterminatus?

    • @retrowave762
      @retrowave762 3 роки тому +336

      @@dkilgu82 Negative, Strategic Value Absolute

    • @kriegmusikkorps8768
      @kriegmusikkorps8768 3 роки тому +83

      @@retrowave762 what about a fast war of 20 or so years, we send the Korps of Krieg.

    • @retrowave762
      @retrowave762 3 роки тому +98

      @@kriegmusikkorps8768 would rather just send the ultramarines and cadian regiments then let nemeroth open a chaos portal while the forces meant to stop it commit suicide via enemy combatant

    • @charlethemagne5466
      @charlethemagne5466 3 роки тому +23

      @@retrowave762 For the Emperor!

  • @vigil2150
    @vigil2150 3 роки тому +3469

    You hear that?
    That sounds like... THE GLORY OF MANKIND

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 роки тому +62

      "Ah Love the smell of Plasma In the Mornin'... Smells Like, THE EMPEROR!"

    • @patrickbrown33
      @patrickbrown33 3 роки тому +27

      PRAISE THE EMPORER!

    • @Nazadmorguul
      @Nazadmorguul 3 роки тому +11

      I imagined this being spoken in VOX

    • @SJMORG
      @SJMORG 3 роки тому +13

      CADIA STANDS

    • @_thekonrad
      @_thekonrad 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh

  • @ReverendLeRoux
    @ReverendLeRoux Рік тому +290

    Funfact: the titan horns are not engaged by the pilots. The titans make that noise on their own.
    It is the angry bellow of an incredibly fucking pissed machine spirit.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 3 місяці тому +36

      This is the kind of stuff that bugs me when Tau players go on about having AI
      The Imperium effectively does, too, it's just angry

    • @natalie6811
      @natalie6811 2 місяці тому

      @@thebighurt2495[Correction]: {Imperium of Man} does not have {Abominable Intelligence}(s). ++ Mechanicus utilize {Machine Spirit}(s). {Machine Spirit} ≠ {Abominable Intelligence}. ++ Please report to {Nearest Servitor Manufactory} if [Proof] of otherwise is [Found].

    • @Brotherbear-er7rn
      @Brotherbear-er7rn 2 місяці тому +21

      The primary difference between Tau and imperial artificial intelligence is imperial AI feels only hate

    • @janxd813
      @janxd813 Місяць тому +7

      So the machine spirit is a thing? I always thought it was some mechanicum nonsense

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 Місяць тому +19

      @janxd813 Imperial vehicles (including Knights, Land Raiders and Titans) have sometimes moved and fired without any crew aboard.
      The main gun on a Hydra Flak Tank swivels around and fires all by itself. Apparently the "Machine Spirit" inside just hates anything with wings on a *personal* level.
      "Machine Spirits" are definitely an actual thing. Whether they're just AI (and the AdMech have gaslighted themselves into thinking they're not), the influence of a dormant *actual* Machine God (the Void Dragon buried under Mars) or just straight *actual* ghosts in the Machine is debatable.

  • @HeyImLucious
    @HeyImLucious 2 роки тому +2562

    Friend of mine was telling me about a lore tidbit for 40k one day...
    Something about the Tau and their first military campaign against the Imperium of Man. They're successfully taking world after world and even fighting off space marines with their advanced battle suits. So, ya know, pretty successful campaign so far, all things considered. Then at some point they intercept some Imperial communications about Titans and they legit think its just some psyop.
    They do *not* believe that Titans could physically exist.
    Then, some months later, the Imperium giggles at the Tau with "you call _that_ thing a mech? THIS is a mech!" and they drop a Warlord Titan (which, evidently, *isn't even the biggest titan* somehow). And the Tau get BTFO'd so hard that they have to do intense research to develop anti-titan tactics.
    Titans singlehandedly broke the Tau's battle-hardened military because before the Tau were like "yeah, mankind is mostly poor factory workers with flashlights, tanks, and a handful of competent space marines" and then a fughuge warmachine the size of skyscrapers and the firepower/shields of an orbital destroyer drops from atmosphere to ensure that they have a very bad day.

    • @captaincrum1
      @captaincrum1 2 роки тому +214

      Apparantly the Tau have taken out a few titans before with one of there most powerful tanks if I'm not mistaken.
      But commanding a Titan takes a huge toll on the driver I'm pretty certain most end up dying trying to maintain control of its machine spirit after to long.

    • @captaincrum1
      @captaincrum1 2 роки тому +72

      I would fear the titan in close proximity more than the enemy if I was within close enough distance...fuck that...friendly fire casualties surely must be a thing when a titan let's loose.

    • @checkoutmyplaylistsforente8054
      @checkoutmyplaylistsforente8054 Рік тому +121

      The Tau still have to learn a lot about the hell they exist in.

    • @kasyfulahmadfadlillah9840
      @kasyfulahmadfadlillah9840 Рік тому +39

      I though Tau already have experience dealing with giant mech given they were fighting Orks for long times there's a chance they fought Stompa or Gargant Orks equivalent of Titans

    • @lordgod9958
      @lordgod9958 Рік тому +13

      ​@Morgan Sutherland a warhound in indomnitus II crusade got a leg blown off by a manta rail gun after its shields were battered by missile strikes

  • @PornoMagnum
    @PornoMagnum 3 роки тому +8879

    I love that the "BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" is just some ultimate chad titan pilot telling his crew to "honk the horn at them".

    • @vampyr2936
      @vampyr2936 3 роки тому +929

      That is a special type of black humor there, the thought of a princeps saying, "Helmsman, honk the horn at the Heretics, please." before proceeding to turn several companies of infantry, dozens of armored vehicles, and an entire section of a Hive into meer dust

    • @dominationking5239
      @dominationking5239 3 роки тому +67

      IM DYING !!! XDDDDD

    • @herbderbler1585
      @herbderbler1585 3 роки тому +525

      Now I imagine a bunch of guardsmen on a hilltop safely out of the Titan's path, doing the pull-down gesture kids do to trucks on the freeway.

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 3 роки тому +341

      @@herbderbler1585 The guardsman then wave at the titan. The princeps absent-mindedly "waves" back, inadvertently shooting down an orbiting enemy Battleship

    • @thelordchancellor3454
      @thelordchancellor3454 3 роки тому +218

      The way I think of it is the rage of the titan's machine spirit causing it to roar at the heretics.

  • @generalirons9789
    @generalirons9789 3 роки тому +3798

    40k lives were sacrificed to retrieve this audio log.

    • @bergonath8851
      @bergonath8851 3 роки тому +116

      A small price to pay.

    • @1stcaptainraldoron538
      @1stcaptainraldoron538 3 роки тому +25

      Knowing the AdMech and the Ministorum’s stagnancy, I believe that.

    • @emilioblanco2803
      @emilioblanco2803 3 роки тому +13

      Are we talking civilians or guardsmen? I always confuse the two

    • @generalirons9789
      @generalirons9789 3 роки тому +57

      @@emilioblanco2803This, "civilian" creature does not exist in the Imperium of Mankind, guardsman.
      Now get back to your post.

    • @emilioblanco2803
      @emilioblanco2803 3 роки тому +17

      @@generalirons9789 Yes Comissar! At once!

  • @gtifighter
    @gtifighter Рік тому +126

    The thing is, he could easily have destroyed the heretics with a "regular" shot from his Plasma Annihilator, but he went for a fully charged "fuck this entire battlefield" shot anyways. While they likely didn't even tickle one of his 12 capital ship grade Void Shields with the sum of their artillery fire.

    • @ichbinhans76
      @ichbinhans76 3 місяці тому

      "Fuck these particular heretics"

    • @ichbinhans76
      @ichbinhans76 3 місяці тому

      "fck these heretics in particular"

  • @mikehawk262
    @mikehawk262 2 роки тому +180

    I love how at 0:16 when that horn sounds to signal that the cannon is charging, you can hear that whoever is shooting at it starts to fire frantically in a vain attempt to stop it.

  • @lonecolamarine
    @lonecolamarine 3 роки тому +8104

    "Buildings are the most useless pieces in a game"
    The Rook:

    • @nikolaybababooey7644
      @nikolaybababooey7644 3 роки тому +101

      You dork, go back to the chess club

    • @Pandaoniman
      @Pandaoniman 3 роки тому +68

      @In the halls of madness, dwells a mad philosopher. Todd

    • @nikolaybababooey7644
      @nikolaybababooey7644 3 роки тому +15

      @@Pandaoniman exactly lol

    • @8-bitoctane101
      @8-bitoctane101 3 роки тому +55

      Holy terra My entire perspective of chess has changed for the better

    • @jahjah7940
      @jahjah7940 3 роки тому +54

      Clearly the Titan was based off the Rook from a popular board game named „Chess”

  • @Wolfways
    @Wolfways 3 роки тому +12449

    2020: Rebels attack the city.
    40k: The city attacks the rebels.

    • @sovietred7371
      @sovietred7371 3 роки тому +97

      Underrated 😂

    • @texnikozero4934
      @texnikozero4934 3 роки тому +139

      In our timeline people attack city's
      In Soviet Imperium of Mankind city's attack people.

    • @skimpadimp6373
      @skimpadimp6373 3 роки тому +89

      By rebels you mean HERITICS!!!!

    • @danialyousaf6456
      @danialyousaf6456 3 роки тому +101

      @@skimpadimp6373 more like degenerates.
      We are talking about all the BLM and antifa rioters right ?

    • @yourewallsareveryconvenien8292
      @yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 3 роки тому +59

      @@danialyousaf6456 Heretics, degenerates whats the difference here?

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion 2 роки тому +169

    The increasingly frantic sounds of the field guns as they all start firing at will trying to stop the inevitable, the tearing roar of the Titan’s Inferno weapons, and the utter _silence_ in its wake followed by the triumphantly grim war-horn gives me chills every single time.
    I wish there was an animation that did these impossible monstrosities justice. They are the closest thing you’ll get in 40k to seeing an Imperial starship traversing a planet’s surface.
    And yes, that includes the Ordinati.

    • @captaincrum1
      @captaincrum1 2 роки тому +14

      You know those cannons are strong when apparently every 1000 shots it has to be changed over even tho the metal it's made of is apparently indestructible.
      Goddamn scorched earth is all that's gonna remain...wonder how loud it is ..prob burst your air drums from 100km away.

    • @captaincrum1
      @captaincrum1 2 роки тому +8

      And being the driver is a death sentence pretty much...fighting the machine spirit that strong takes its toll after awhile....not many can pilot Titans if I'm not mistaken.

  • @Qardo
    @Qardo 3 роки тому +366

    Titans in Universe: Gods of the Battlefield.
    Titans on the Tabletop: "I just dressed my 3-year-old up. As it was cheap than buying the plastic model and painting it. Timmy put that down. That Guardsman is on your side. Pick up the ugly green one over there."

    • @chrishill3536
      @chrishill3536 3 роки тому +21

      i can see that happen with a baby titain.

    • @samnelson9038
      @samnelson9038 3 роки тому +7

      That's honestly not a bad idea.

    • @ashtherion
      @ashtherion 3 роки тому +16

      Cheaper to have the three year old too...

    • @Irrespons
      @Irrespons 3 роки тому +13

      Making a baby and rising it is cheaper than purscase a titan model.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 3 роки тому +22

      No, Tim, you died in a hail of Doomweaver fire, you can't go over there. Lie down by that Manufactorum and try to get that Predator detachment a 3+ cover save.

  • @Jampolo_OG
    @Jampolo_OG 3 роки тому +6090

    "Hooray, it's the Catholic Church!"
    *Titan shows up*
    "Oh no, it's the Catholic Church..."

    • @shermangraves6715
      @shermangraves6715 3 роки тому +112

      Jampolo
      Everyone gangsta until The Church starts walking

    • @rubenthedoornob6949
      @rubenthedoornob6949 3 роки тому +107

      i think alucard would this toy

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 3 роки тому +132

      We are here to save you... from yourselves

    • @vinculaomega5283
      @vinculaomega5283 3 роки тому +55

      It's a Titan dedicated to the God Emperor of Man, not some "katolik" thing! Your heresy has been reported to the inquisition.

    • @kennethoneal7026
      @kennethoneal7026 3 роки тому +77

      Seras? Add that to my christmas list, hope the bitch reads it this time...
      -The Crimson Fucker

  • @tyrstark8673
    @tyrstark8673 3 роки тому +3574

    I can imagine a scripture on the Titan's forehead reading "If you can read this, you're fucked".

    • @jacobcoleman4216
      @jacobcoleman4216 3 роки тому +152

      Lol, sounds like that Titan drops with the Angry Marines.

    • @Eisen_Jaeger
      @Eisen_Jaeger 3 роки тому +101

      @@jacobcoleman4216 Angry Marine Titan... now I'll never get rid of the nightmares..

    • @jakubgrzybek6181
      @jakubgrzybek6181 3 роки тому +15

      Memento Mori

    • @King-jp8sx
      @King-jp8sx 3 роки тому +55

      @@Eisen_Jaeger In the Angry Marine lore they do actually, no joke, they have their own Titan legion of angry Titans

    • @Eisen_Jaeger
      @Eisen_Jaeger 3 роки тому +19

      @@King-jp8sx well there goes the neighborhood :P

  • @omarali262
    @omarali262 3 роки тому +78

    The eerie part isn't even the Titan, it's the thought something so horrible has come that it's necessitated a Titan to be there firing off rounds.

    • @RandomUser-dv6qw
      @RandomUser-dv6qw 5 місяців тому

      Could also have been deployed as a show of force, both the imperium and the mechanicus have done this before

  • @LordyT34
    @LordyT34 3 роки тому +47

    POV: You're an ork armed with a choppa and a shoota

  • @bluespike1397
    @bluespike1397 4 роки тому +6640

    Alright but can you imagine this in a movie theater

    • @2bnot178
      @2bnot178 4 роки тому +434

      No, but hoping it would be close to describing it as "cosmic horror"

    • @superdop100
      @superdop100 4 роки тому +34

      Yes!

    • @mutehowl
      @mutehowl 4 роки тому +28

      Humans verses titans

    • @lazartestigus2414
      @lazartestigus2414 3 роки тому +201

      @@2bnot178 yeah,definently along those lines. This in a movie,just to show the devastation a titan can unleash would be glorious and soul rending visceral in the horror it could produce

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 3 роки тому +82

      I'd probably have a Mechadendrite with a density higher than that of Adamantium.
      EDIT: And when I say adamantium, I mean Dark Age of Technology quality adamantium, as in the individual crystals are like Lincoln Logs.

  • @zipzipzip991
    @zipzipzip991 3 роки тому +6790

    "Gunners, do you see those heretics before us?"
    "Yes my Princeps."
    "I don't want to anymore"
    "Yes my Princeps."

    • @Luciferdesrea
      @Luciferdesrea 3 роки тому +167

      "Charging the Nova cannon now."

    • @tylermcniece574
      @tylermcniece574 3 роки тому +97

      " Engine Kill"

    • @josephcalabrese6337
      @josephcalabrese6337 2 роки тому +47

      "Engaging onboard void shield generators."

    • @stellarkin1232
      @stellarkin1232 2 роки тому +72

      "Do you see those xeno cowards?"
      "Affirmative"
      "Fix that"

    • @arkus6136
      @arkus6136 2 роки тому +24

      Do you see those Orks now make them into a paint

  • @Chrisorr
    @Chrisorr 2 роки тому +29

    Blessed by Priests of Steel!
    Forged in the fires of zeal!
    Immortal armor of the Emperor's will!
    None shall oppose as they fulfill!

  • @NordicJarl27
    @NordicJarl27 Рік тому +19

    Damn you can just feel the desperation when you hear all those big guns started to increase the rate of fire on the titan

    • @oakenshadow6763
      @oakenshadow6763 Рік тому +7

      They know they have only moments. Why bother saving ammo? It'll either waisted fighting, or glassed with them. >XD

    • @helloidharbl6753
      @helloidharbl6753 Рік тому +1

      Hit the dirt and suddenly find religion.

  • @notasovietspytrustme4392
    @notasovietspytrustme4392 3 роки тому +3284

    “Square cube law? Bitch I am the law”
    -The Titan probably

    • @dominationking5239
      @dominationking5239 3 роки тому +126

      Titan don't give a shit

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 3 роки тому +89

      Praise the Machine Spirit!

    • @yanivgalmor1747
      @yanivgalmor1747 3 роки тому +54

      The titans say “fuck your physics״

    • @keiranferrier3642
      @keiranferrier3642 3 роки тому +39

      @@yanivgalmor1747 necrons: what is physics?

    • @TheBananamonger
      @TheBananamonger 3 роки тому +39

      titans have advanced and ancient reality warping technologies built into them that literally allow them to ignore the square-cube law - to an extent. Gravitic weaponry and psykana have nasty effects on titans.

  • @chinua2584
    @chinua2584 3 роки тому +6208

    Ethereal: "Oh, don't worry about it, not even the Imperium would waste resources like that."
    Fire warrior: "Hey is that church getting closer?"

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 роки тому +290

      Yes, pay attention to the Titan, xeno... pay attention to the Titan.

    • @Jeff-zf6zz
      @Jeff-zf6zz 3 роки тому +394

      "What church? We don't have churches in this pla- Oh fuck we don't have churches in this planet....
      .... EVERYTAU RUN!!!!!"

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 роки тому +142

      @@Jeff-zf6zz Don't run. You'll only die tired.

    • @theguywhowearsamonitor6411
      @theguywhowearsamonitor6411 3 роки тому +120

      @@Jeff-zf6zz *Meanwhile inside the literal mobile Church Titan that'll demolish them like ants*
      *Currently using binocular to watch at the Taus running away*
      "Oi, brother, they're running away now, it's gonna be tiresome to hunt them down one by one, well, atleast tis feels like a good day today to purge."

    • @lunaurum3515
      @lunaurum3515 3 роки тому +23

      Would be really bad until a light flyer with a railcannon trashes the titan's legs

  • @Stephen64138
    @Stephen64138 11 місяців тому +26

    This is the most beautiful music I ever heard.
    _''Cause the aliens could never be... as good as human kind. A more delightful race than us you'll never ever find...''_

  • @oneeco
    @oneeco 2 роки тому +12

    2022: A church.
    40K: Super hyper-reinforced metallic composite ultra-energy dense beam spitting chaos spirit of all Mankind.

  • @just-some-menace6138
    @just-some-menace6138 4 роки тому +3754

    from 0:13 onwards you can hear all the flak being fired at the Titan like the banging of a drum, the traitors desperately try to destroy this war machine as it's main gun charges up. How fucking terrifying,

    • @dawnwatching6382
      @dawnwatching6382 4 роки тому +425

      Sent chills down my spine. Imagine looking down the barrel of that thing, no Chaos God is gonna save you.

    • @joseresendez7802
      @joseresendez7802 4 роки тому +179

      Who's to say it's not a Chaos Titan? lol

    • @just-some-menace6138
      @just-some-menace6138 4 роки тому +158

      @@joseresendez7802 maybe man. either way it's terrifying.

    • @dveach11
      @dveach11 3 роки тому +181

      And the "firing" portion of it sounded like a space bound rocket during take off.

    • @axelmilan4292
      @axelmilan4292 3 роки тому +135

      It's only terrifying if you're a heretic

  • @ditto5631
    @ditto5631 4 роки тому +1857

    0:19 wait is that the sound of a solar cannon charging up?
    oh no ._.

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 3 роки тому +168

      It sounds like Godzilla 2014's atomic breathe charging up.

    • @xxXBig_BenXxx
      @xxXBig_BenXxx 3 роки тому +65

      @Abaddon The Despoiler plasma cannon

    • @johndickson377
      @johndickson377 3 роки тому +32

      Nova cannon

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 роки тому +237

      @@johndickson377 Nova Cannon is what the Imperial Navy uses to ruin someone's day at extreme stand off range, I think what we are talking about here is a weapon called the Plasma Annihilator, which basically hurls a small sun down range. They are extremely rare weapons, mounted on Emperor class titans and I believe the technical knowledge for their construction is long lost, so when a Titan carrying one is deployed, you KNOW this is serious

    • @joe.black-mortem.angelos
      @joe.black-mortem.angelos 3 роки тому +31

      Plasma Annihilator

  • @bighairyballoon4818
    @bighairyballoon4818 3 роки тому +219

    “Sir we have good news”
    “What is it”
    “The enemy are retreating”
    “What do you mean that’s terrible news, MORE FIREPOWER LEAVE NOBODY ALIVE”

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 роки тому +11

      "Do not let them slip away!"
      -last orders given to a Jetbike Squadron in any White Scar victory

    • @williamaldred335
      @williamaldred335 Рік тому +5

      "No sir, you are mistaken, they have retreated from our troops... and now are in optimal range"

    • @Jampolo_OG
      @Jampolo_OG 8 місяців тому

      "Oh. Well, start with that next time. Fire at will."

  • @lifegiveruper
    @lifegiveruper Рік тому +7

    First time hearing any of this war hammer stuff and all I gotta say is this fucks HARD

  • @mrwri
    @mrwri 3 роки тому +1721

    "The Tau Empire has a response to everything the Imperium can throw at us"
    *First encounter with Titan Legion*
    "The Tau Empire needs to entirely re-write its tactics, also we need to build big robots"

    • @TacoSallust
      @TacoSallust 3 роки тому +78

      Plot armor had them using Mantas to kill Titans during the Damocles Crusade. Imperium has no air defenses, after all.

    • @eageraurora879
      @eageraurora879 3 роки тому +132

      @@TacoSallust idk if you consider how many guardsmen are normally within a army at any given time, chances are you could get them all to fire at the air and hit something vital with all that dakka

    • @ssjjshawn
      @ssjjshawn 3 роки тому +148

      ​@@TacoSallust >Imperium has no air defenses.
      The Warmonger Titan
      Its the second known class of Emperor titan. Its main role is long range fire support, and instead of the Cathedral thats on the back of the Imperator, it has 2 giant Anti Air Gattling guns, along with several smaller anti Air batteries (enough that it only has 4 backup weapons instead of 6 like the Imperator)
      Hell technically we've never seen them, but an emperor Titan class of basically aircraft cruisers holding Lightnings and other Imperium Air Support was plained to exist, and considering we have shit like Apocalypse Titans (which may be bigger than Emperor Titans) thats not beyond the pale of having priorly existed (possibly in the DAOT) or could still possibly exist.
      I hate he plot armor the Tau have

    • @magoswes3588
      @magoswes3588 3 роки тому +13

      TacoSallust Hydra Flak Tanks

    • @MadToxin2876
      @MadToxin2876 3 роки тому +68

      @@TacoSallust >no air defenses
      During a battle the imperial guard deploys, like armour, thousands upon thousands of fighters and bombers to fight. So much, that the sky is obstructed

  • @WingsaberE3
    @WingsaberE3 3 роки тому +1474

    Sometimes I feel bad for the imperium, hearing about monstrous bio titans, hideously destructive ork gargants, or massive horrific demons all eager to devour/kill/slaughter humans. Then I remember they have titans.

    • @aceambling7685
      @aceambling7685 3 роки тому +110

      Death to the the enemies of man! Glory to the Emperor! Glory to the Omnissiah!

    • @hiunaut2833
      @hiunaut2833 3 роки тому +116

      A kicker in the gut is the fact most imperium techs are degrading, slow but surely and they have little to now way of rediscovering them back not to mention the Emperor's corpse is decaying more than ever, they would be at some point where Imperium would ultimately be nothing but food to the xenos.
      Hm? Someone's knocking my door and I kinda hear something about Inquisit- Oh fuc

    • @TemplarBlonic
      @TemplarBlonic 3 роки тому +52

      @M.Rifki
      That condemned throne is keeping him from using his Perpetual genes to resurrect into at least a usable body. Blasted tech priests and BDSM elves...

    • @melanch0lycat5393
      @melanch0lycat5393 3 роки тому +63

      ​@@TemplarBlonic To be fair though we don't actually know how long it would take for the Emp's Perpetual genes to kick in and actually ressurect into a body, even an hour delay would cause tremendous problems for the entire Imperium.
      As it is, until they can find a way to minimise extreme losses during the time the astronomicon is down and the daemons start pouring en masse on Terra, turning off the Golden Throne so the Emperor can self-revive is a really bad idea.

    • @freelancernews499
      @freelancernews499 3 роки тому +19

      @@TemplarBlonic if he got off the throne a warp tear would engulf terra

  • @Sukhoi_Su-25
    @Sukhoi_Su-25 10 місяців тому +10

    Tripod: *toots horn*
    Warlord Princeps: That's cute, let me show you mine.

  • @LAV-III
    @LAV-III 2 роки тому +186

    So apparently emperor class titans have drop pods and one was even deployed on istvaan I believe
    Edit: “Temeter saw a huge shadow dropping towards the horizon on pillars of retro-rocket fire, and then felt the earth tremble like a struck bell. Every Astartes in the bunker left the floor for a split second, and he heard the ferrocrete roof crack with the shockwave. The captain peered out and saw a massive cylinder standing upright in a shroud of steam, some distance beyond the zone where the drop-pods had put down. It was easily the size of a hive-city habitat block, guidance fins still glowing cherry-red with the heat of re-entry. There came the mighty moan of stressed metals and the sides of the cylinder fell away, trailing flexible pipes and streams of white vapour. From inside the monstrous drop-capsule came the hooting call of battle-horn, and then planes of steel and iron emerged from the smoke to become a colossus bristling with armour and guns. The ground resonated with each thunderous footfall as the Imperator-class Titan strode towards the Choral City.”
    Flight of the Eisenstein, page 166

    • @halenranville5847
      @halenranville5847 2 роки тому +39

      Y’know I already thought that emperor class titans were the single most badass thing I’ve yet to see out of 40k and then you go and tell me the imperium DROPS THEM FROM ORBIT
      Damn Titanfall 40,000 sounds awesome! When is it coming out?

    • @KuuraHelmi
      @KuuraHelmi Рік тому +18

      @@halenranville5847 that titanfall would flatten everyone else in the immediate area, winning the game instantly for the one who gets to drop first 😂

    • @musicsloth3991
      @musicsloth3991 Рік тому +11

      Btw, the same titan that dropped out of the sky was able to survive an explosion that set the planet's atmosphere on fire. Some of the most badass weapons in the 40k universe. XD

    • @0liver_Clothesoff
      @0liver_Clothesoff Рік тому +2

      So that's how they deploy a mech that big

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III Рік тому +1

      @@0liver_Clothesoff they also use giant drop ships too

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 3 роки тому +14686

    POV: You're a planet that decided to skip prayer day

    • @AIpharius
      @AIpharius 3 роки тому +276

      Knock knock

    • @brodeehoward125
      @brodeehoward125 3 роки тому +208

      That and/or decided not to pay there taxes

    • @jochumm6099
      @jochumm6099 3 роки тому +139

      Been a while since I last saw you chief, how u been?

    • @Cookie-sn8zp
      @Cookie-sn8zp 3 роки тому +8

      Hello

    • @ngm8305
      @ngm8305 3 роки тому +57

      oh my god i haven’t seen you in years and just started getting into 40k lmao

  • @spethmanjones2997
    @spethmanjones2997 3 роки тому +13051

    I love how these sounds tell a story: an enemy firing at the Titan, giving away their position. Then the Titan turns to them, bellows out a blast from its war horn, and begins charging its plasma annihilator. When the enemies hear the capacitors spooling up, they desperately fire everything they have at the Titan, hoping in vain to stop what’s coming. The capacitors reach their full charge and their devastation is unleashed in the form of a miniature sun pouring forth onto the battlefield, wiping from existence any trace of the traitors. Their guns fall silent, reduced to atoms, as the Titan pauses for a moment, its princeps surveying the vast swathe of glowing glass and ash he just created. Relative quiet falls across the battlefield, broken only by the sound of dancing flames, the blaring of a far-away siren, and distant sounds of a never-ending battle stretching beyond the horizon.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 роки тому +724

      And as the Princeps surveyed the carnage that he had bestowed upon those foul traitors, as he observed what the heretics had brought upon themselves, he said only one thing.
      *"The Emperor Protects."*

    • @the_emperor_of_mankind
      @the_emperor_of_mankind 3 роки тому +480

      It was not a war horn. It was the machine spirit getting angry.

    • @cookiesonastick
      @cookiesonastick 2 роки тому +242

      This the war poetry I crave, thank you

    • @teahenglayZUK
      @teahenglayZUK 2 роки тому +215

      Dude, I read this while listening to the video, fucking goosebumps.

    • @FutureMan420Blazer
      @FutureMan420Blazer Рік тому +21

      Perfect! Awesome dude!

  • @ShamanG0M00
    @ShamanG0M00 2 роки тому +5

    I know in the ultimate apocalypse mod there is a titan quote that is announced over their intercom that goes along the lines of "IMPERATOR CLASS TITAN IS NOW IN MOTION. ALL UNITS - STAND ASIDE." Yeah I would get the hell out of the way too.

    • @Ddarth_sidious
      @Ddarth_sidious 2 роки тому

      Awesome quote. I remember reaver class titan quote from Apoc mod "I. AM. APOCALYPSE" when it's finished building.

  • @augustturner3987
    @augustturner3987 3 роки тому +11

    Strategic Value: Euphoric.

  • @beastmendelegate1946
    @beastmendelegate1946 3 роки тому +1323

    War of The Worlds Tripod upon seeing Titan: “You know, guys, Mars ain’t so bad.”

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 роки тому +218

      The irony being that so many Titans are built on Mars

    • @mt4592
      @mt4592 3 роки тому +32

      @@weldonwin basically all of them right:D

    • @WindiChilliwack
      @WindiChilliwack 3 роки тому +22

      @@mt4592 I mean... the Tripods would've still evaporated humanoid beings by their essential heat-ray rapidly, the shields are kinda unstoppable unless the biogenic diseases infected the martians

    • @mt4592
      @mt4592 3 роки тому +9

      @@WindiChilliwack i know:) i replied to weldonwin about where the titans are built mate:)

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 3 роки тому +28

      Mars is a freaking desert warzone covered in rogue automatons and runaway weapon projects in WH40k.

  • @timeenoughatlast3368
    @timeenoughatlast3368 3 роки тому +2127

    I read somewhere once an account from a guardsmen who had a mental breakdown upon waking to the sound of a Plasma Annihilator ripping apart a whole army. They look up and see the Titan, a god engine that until that point they thought were only a myth and notices a swarm of aircraft circling it desperately like wasps pestering a gorilla. They see the thing charge its cannon again to destroy a cruiser in low orbit and are driven insane by the sheer size, the scale and the animalistic Roar of the titan that seems to bring a new sense of fear to the heretics staring down the barrel of thousands of metric tons of divine wrath.

    • @slimey630
      @slimey630 3 роки тому +343

      What's interesting is that there was likely a guardsman next to him that got an erection instead

    • @darinae34
      @darinae34 3 роки тому +293

      @@slimey630 There are two types of people.

    • @DTSephiroth
      @DTSephiroth 3 роки тому +98

      @@darinae34 if ever there was a moment for this meme... it was this one.

    • @ArchAngel119
      @ArchAngel119 3 роки тому +8

      Do you by chance remember the source for that?

    • @timeenoughatlast3368
      @timeenoughatlast3368 3 роки тому +20

      @@ArchAngel119 i do actually. Its from this Video ua-cam.com/video/_Vu2nlAZm1U/v-deo.html

  • @_lime.
    @_lime. Рік тому +25

    Man, I really want a game where you play as Secutarii, the Titan-guard. They are specific form of Skitarii, bound in service to the titan legions. They form the foot soldiers of the Collegia Titanica, keeping enemy infantry from over running the god-engines as they focus on bigger prey. Additionally the are tasked with guarding off-duty titans and penetrating deep into battlefields, often behind enemy lines, to recover the Moderati and Princeps of fallen titans, living or dead. Princeps are exceedingly rare individuals, barely 1 in 10 million are able to even begin training and few of them will ever complete it, as such the titan legions will expend countless Secutarii if there is even the slightest hope of recovering one after the fall of their titan.
    One of the cooler things that's mention in one of the Imperial Armour books is that they magnets built into their hands and feet, allowing them to ride the feet and legs of the titans as they take a colossal step.

    • @krieger143rd
      @krieger143rd 3 місяці тому

      I'd love to play a game where you play as a Titan, like in the Force unleashed where you basically feel like a god.

  • @Hulk_Hoagie_Bread_Master
    @Hulk_Hoagie_Bread_Master Рік тому +4

    Sometimes you go to church. Sometimes, church goes to you.

  • @cyanic3148
    @cyanic3148 3 роки тому +329

    the machine spirit after it fired its main cannon
    "I AM ANNIHILATION. I AM A GOOD BOY"

  • @goliath1179
    @goliath1179 3 роки тому +501

    That eerie silence after the Titan’s main cannon is as beautiful as it is terrifying.

    • @monicajewinsky
      @monicajewinsky 3 роки тому +18

      You just know everybody stopped what they were doing and stared.

    • @Yuuker
      @Yuuker 3 роки тому +30

      @@monicajewinsky corpses cant stare

    • @cptdalek1711
      @cptdalek1711 3 роки тому +19

      @@Yuuker implying that anything is left from that blast

    • @H33t3Speaks
      @H33t3Speaks 3 роки тому +5

      Blast pressure does this.

    • @goliath1179
      @goliath1179 3 роки тому +6

      @@H33t3Speaks more like the things that were attacking the Titan no longer exist

  • @glitch950
    @glitch950 2 роки тому +3

    Ayo the charging of its canons sound like legendary godzilla charging his atomic breath

  • @gandalf8216
    @gandalf8216 3 роки тому +17

    This is actually my alarm clock now. Nothing beats waking up to the imagined smells of toxic levels of lingering ozone after a Plasma Annihilator has erased everything in a 30km+ cone in front of you.

  • @zalf1641
    @zalf1641 3 роки тому +3481

    Imagine the last thing you ever saw and heard was a walking church shooting a beam of light at a target that was 50 kilometers away from you with a literal miniature sun and you were stupid enough to not be in cover so you are deaf and your eyes have been burned out of your sockets, your military clothes catch fire while everyone around you is praying and crying and commiting suicide from what you all just witnessed.
    And then it charges up again.
    Ladies and gentlemen, we call that a tuesday in the 40k universe.

    • @anthonylamonica8301
      @anthonylamonica8301 3 роки тому +327

      Actually, the deployment of Titans is still a pretty big deal, even for WH40k. Mostly because the threshold that needs to be reached to justify their deployment is pretty high; like, a Company of Astartes and several Armoured Regiments of Guardsmen can't succeed at an objective.
      In the WH40k-verse, this is a Monday. Slightly suckier than most days, but still fairly standard.

    • @Bill.Papadakis
      @Bill.Papadakis 3 роки тому +160

      @@anthonylamonica8301 not to mention that the world needs to be deemed worthy enough to avoid a full on exterminatus

    • @anthonylamonica8301
      @anthonylamonica8301 3 роки тому +87

      @@Bill.Papadakis As far as the Adepta Mechanicus are concerned, that's not their problem. The Ordo Exterminatus on the other hand... _they_ get the un-fun job of deciding whether destroying a world and the resources thereon is a viable solution.

    • @PrincepsImperator
      @PrincepsImperator 3 роки тому +73

      To be fair I think the ranking is more like: armored guard, astartes company, heavy astartes battalion, imperial knight detachment, then titans. So a titan engagement is the monthly manager meeting. 🤣

    • @Luciferdesrea
      @Luciferdesrea 3 роки тому +21

      @@PrincepsImperator So...the second and third War for Armageddon.

  • @AbandonedSarlac327
    @AbandonedSarlac327 3 роки тому +2498

    I like to think that all the gunfire and artillery being fired after the horn being honked is all the enemies force's directing their attention to the Titan and as they hear it's weapon charge up, the increase in rate of fire is their desperation trying to stop it before they become vaporized. The silence becomes deafening after they fail

    • @Goldenkitten1
      @Goldenkitten1 3 роки тому +138

      Yeah after I read your comment and relistened to it that's definitely my headcanon because if you listen to it, it's just regular gunfire until the Tripo...um Volcano Cannon starts to wind up and then the gunfire goes berzerk as if everyone's like "SHIT SHOOT IT!" and all that's left afterwards are the alarms and stomping. I don't know if it was the creators intention but I can 100% see how you heard that.

    • @Chex2331
      @Chex2331 3 роки тому +31

      H O N K

    • @NightRaid-bv8gg
      @NightRaid-bv8gg 2 роки тому

      @Derick Howard are you a fuckin heretic!? We don’t feel bad for killing heretics

    • @yeoboshong
      @yeoboshong 2 роки тому +44

      I imagined the titan walking into combat range; the artillery going off are its cannons, providing covering fire for the ground troops. The horn declares its entrance to the fight - and a warning to friendlies. Duck. Bury your face into the ground, the sunfury is about to fire, don't look up, or you'll go blind. The weapon charges up, the guardsmen stop fighting to take cover where they can. Marines keep fighting. Weapon discharges and the guardsmen sees nothing but the purest white light, even though he's buried himself in his arms and cover. The titan keeps firing and takes another step forward. Guardsmen gets up to charge.

    • @Digital_Soldier_31
      @Digital_Soldier_31 2 роки тому +8

      @@yeoboshong As someone with no experience with WH40K what's a sunfury?

  • @chronovac
    @chronovac Рік тому +2

    I'm imagining a squad of guardsmen doing the "blow the horn" motion at the titan like they're a trucker and going crazy when the princeps obliges.

  • @YanusDV
    @YanusDV Рік тому +5

    War of the Worlds tripod ...*sounds horn* . Humanity: "oh yeah???" 0:13

  • @olivers.7151
    @olivers.7151 4 роки тому +1879

    One cannot imagine the pure terror of seeing one of these on the battlefield

    • @kyodairiker
      @kyodairiker 4 роки тому +112

      Even friendly guardsmen cannot comprehend the power of these titanic war machines

    • @anxietydisorders5917
      @anxietydisorders5917 3 роки тому +10

      chaos lmao dont feel terror

    • @kyodairiker
      @kyodairiker 3 роки тому +60

      @@anxietydisorders5917 they will when they feel the wrath of the emperors holy God machines

    • @shirghazaycowboys
      @shirghazaycowboys 3 роки тому +55

      @@anxietydisorders5917 Actually, a great many chaos Marines do.
      They know if they fail their soul.goes off to be devoured by their patron god.

    • @khaimk4r4su
      @khaimk4r4su 3 роки тому +3

      Imagine a Lord of Change breaking apart a Titan...

  • @radityakevin6352
    @radityakevin6352 3 роки тому +397

    The tau empire: our ingenuity is proven to repel anything from the imperium’s arsenal
    *a titan pulls up*
    The tau empire: our ingenuity is proven to repel SOME things from the imperium’s arsenal

    • @thecommentguy9380
      @thecommentguy9380 3 роки тому +40

      Tau after creating something to counter Imperators: Now nothing there is the Imperium can throw at us that we can't counter
      Imperium calling the navy: Admiral, do you see that Tau planet? I don't want to see it anymore.

  • @khalebbornyk7751
    @khalebbornyk7751 Рік тому +4

    I hear Godzilla's atomic blast charging up

  • @flithbrin
    @flithbrin Рік тому +4

    0:39 subtitles "happy titan noises :3"

  • @emptank
    @emptank 3 роки тому +5114

    Fun fact, Titans can roar at people: a pure animalistic release of a Titan's machine spirit's desire to fight and destroy anything that dares stand in its path.
    And remember that the STCs that contain Titan designs were made back during the dark age of technology. While the style of their fortress battlements might have changed with time, their core technology wouldn't have; because that would be blasphemous. Which means that way back when, long before the cult mechanica or any of the culture and trappings of 40k existed, some engineer decided that what the sixty meter tall war machines really needed to be able to do, was ROAR at people.
    And everyone else immediately agreed with that guy too and worked the feature into every Titan design in existence.

    • @angusmuir6180
      @angusmuir6180 3 роки тому +414

      A man after my own heart.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 роки тому +571

      Some Titans could even become sentient and there have been instances, where a Titan continued to operate independently after its entire crew are killed

    • @barbatouffe8137
      @barbatouffe8137 3 роки тому +169

      @@weldonwin there was the castigator titan whith an AI inside too no ?

    • @mikepowell8611
      @mikepowell8611 3 роки тому +345

      Nothing wrong with a good roar. The stuka dive bombers had that dive siren that freaked people out.

    • @skeletalobserver406
      @skeletalobserver406 3 роки тому +144

      You gotta love nerds, right? Only a nerd engineer or someone that's drunk would think of something like that.

  • @JerichoYeet
    @JerichoYeet 3 роки тому +561

    The only downside to these walking war machines is that when entering into an urban hive city.
    The crew must have to use nearly all of their ammunition and carefully traverse through the destroyed buildings.
    But hey, like that one Baneblade tank commander once said “Driver, you see that wall over there?”
    “Yes, Commander.”
    “I don’t want it.”
    “Yes, Commander.”

    • @therealbubble4696
      @therealbubble4696 3 роки тому +24

      They also need to watch out for the troops below, you dont want an entire platoon of space marines to go crunch because you got just a little too close

    • @bigfella9034
      @bigfella9034 3 роки тому +16

      @@therealbubble4696 If you know anything about warhammer. Is that they do not care about you. Unless they have confirmed space marines or any other high value units. Guardsmen are stomp worthy to them.

    • @therealbubble4696
      @therealbubble4696 3 роки тому +6

      @@bigfella9034 Guardsman, yeah, for one that dies 50 stand but there may be valuable units under you too, so there's still the factor

    • @bigfella9034
      @bigfella9034 3 роки тому +8

      @@therealbubble4696 They might pull them out before the arrival of the titans. And replace them with guardsmen.

    • @therealbubble4696
      @therealbubble4696 3 роки тому +1

      @@bigfella9034 Depends on the heat of battle, sometimes an evac is too risky

  • @omercurial5919
    @omercurial5919 3 роки тому +39

    First time I heard about Warhammer:
    "So you tell me... There are walking churches with fucking LAZER DEATH BEAMS?"
    My friend:
    "Yeps, and that's not even the most crazy part."
    Me:
    "Say no more, I am sold already."

  • @johnharrington7270
    @johnharrington7270 Рік тому +5

    When your dad sneezes 😂😩😫😵

  • @yves9055
    @yves9055 3 роки тому +1491

    "No weapon in the arsenal of the Imperium or the Traitor equals the Titan on the battlefield, and a Legion of such vast war machines can bring any world to its knees. In truth, a Titan has only three enemies: folly, hubris, and another of its own kind."
    - Grand Master Volkus, Ordo Sinister of the Divisio Militaris

    • @deathmachineable
      @deathmachineable 3 роки тому +70

      Grand Master Volkus is somewhat an insanely powerful individual, even when compared to the high lords of Terra. This man single-handedly commands the Ordo Sinister; a titan legion that is super OP even in titan legion standards considering their warlord classes are literally walking nightmares and they have a total of 12 imperator class titans ready for deployment. Even then, he doesn't have the kind of arrogance you'd typically find in someone who controls other titan legions.

    • @Vladimir_Fedorov27
      @Vladimir_Fedorov27 3 роки тому +8

      Haha orbital lance batteries go shhhwooodoink... Also with a reasonably small chance - "shdow blade" super-heavy tank if it's piloted by tank aces and has a terrain advantage.

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 3 роки тому +43

      @@Vladimir_Fedorov27 pretty sure a Titan’s void shields are capable of shrugging off an orbital bombardment. They’ll definitely overload as a result, but voidships don’t tend to have a very fast reload.

    • @philippek96
      @philippek96 3 роки тому +13

      Well lorgar survived confrontation with a titan like that, and angron lifted the leg to prevent it from mushing them. Primarchs are insane

    • @utoro5
      @utoro5 3 роки тому +37

      @@philippek96 to be fair, that was a Warhound, the smallest of Titans. Still impressive, not gonna lie.

  • @teobenjamin2615
    @teobenjamin2615 3 роки тому +914

    tau therapist: “imperial titans aren’t real, they can’t hurt you”
    imperial titans:

    • @heckinmemes6430
      @heckinmemes6430 3 роки тому +38

      "Big talk for someone in plasma annihilator range."

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 3 роки тому +4

      With how the tau advanced their tech in such a long time, we might see tau titans being created too

    • @retroknightnotlive6929
      @retroknightnotlive6929 3 роки тому +4

      I don't get this meme, do the Tau heavily fear Imperial Titans? I don't know a lot about the Tau, so don't mind my ignorance.

    • @heckinmemes6430
      @heckinmemes6430 3 роки тому +22

      @@retroknightnotlive6929 when it comes to 40k, the Tau are sort of like your 'standard' sci fi empire. They're for the most part reasonable and logic oriented, so when they heard reports of 'starship sized giant walkers' they originally dismissed titans as propaganda/etc. Then the first walking cathedral with starship guns showed up planetside and things got tense. Until the tau realized most titans can't shoot up.

    • @thedragon133
      @thedragon133 3 роки тому +2

      @@finnheisenheim8274 Don't they have anti-Titan battlesuits already? Stormsurge I think was the name.

  • @vualt69
    @vualt69 11 місяців тому +6

    Keep in mind kids, that horn is beyond deafening

  • @cmdexecutor
    @cmdexecutor 3 роки тому +303

    When you found a spider in your closet:
    -Yes, princeps, this city over here.

  • @frostdino938
    @frostdino938 3 роки тому +3950

    I think WH40K is the most badass fictional universe ever created

    • @liamodahl1205
      @liamodahl1205 3 роки тому +357

      Its every corner is absolute, unadulterated death metal.

    • @webber4494
      @webber4494 3 роки тому +197

      It is. And it's 30+ years old now, so it is also old as Emperor himself. Which means it's very detailed, and it is.

    • @namehere9922
      @namehere9922 3 роки тому +10

      It is

    • @kr0w119
      @kr0w119 3 роки тому +18

      You are correct sir.

    • @Sykohsis
      @Sykohsis 3 роки тому +32

      You think that because it factually is.

  • @manemperorofmankind8119
    @manemperorofmankind8119 3 роки тому +4

    The sheer desperation of the gun fire towards it is what makes this so great!

  • @shrakx8634
    @shrakx8634 5 місяців тому +2

    Everybody was harmed in the making of this audio

  • @FlexofFunk
    @FlexofFunk 3 роки тому +6353

    I don't think it's possible for the human brain to imagine or rationalize just how incredible and shocking the battles between titan legions that the Horus Heresy sparked were. But I truly wish I could

    • @corusameoccasum1274
      @corusameoccasum1274 3 роки тому +433

      One day we'll see it on the big screen in all its glory. I have no doubt of that.

    • @toobig7150
      @toobig7150 3 роки тому +157

      horus heresy best warhammer, you cant change my mind

    • @torpenhigalak5909
      @torpenhigalak5909 2 роки тому +153

      Imagine a fuck ton of this guys trembling the battlefields as you stood their below them at trench like ants. Yeah that's you guardsman and front of you are heretical space lunar wolves marine

    • @cjoy1604
      @cjoy1604 2 роки тому +4

      @@torpenhigalak5909 woud be better to be a tempestus skitarii in magmacity

    • @reedrussell2936
      @reedrussell2936 2 роки тому +106

      I once heard that Titans within Like 5 km of each other Is basically knife fighting range. Really give some scale to this beasts

  • @johnclement189
    @johnclement189 3 роки тому +700

    Tau generals : Titans aren't real, they are just propaganda to scare us, pfff our mechs are better and more real!
    *Titan sirens and loud walking*
    Tau general : I reckon this is it, we are fucked.

    • @slinkerdeer
      @slinkerdeer 3 роки тому +5

      Tau: *Brings out Tiger Shark AX-1-0's*

    • @johnclement189
      @johnclement189 3 роки тому +23

      @@slinkerdeer Space Marines : *yow, bring out the Battle Barge*

    • @Psychoangel-d23
      @Psychoangel-d23 3 роки тому +6

      @@slinkerdeer *racks exitus rilfe* yeah yeah whatever *splatters the gunner with a turbo penetrator* Aight princeps, go wild.

    • @smokesphere
      @smokesphere 3 роки тому +4

      Tau general: ah, it appears that bluff was in fact, not a bluff.

    • @seasons1745
      @seasons1745 3 роки тому +3

      People like to ignore in that stupid story it was a war hound titan that got taken down which going off lore and specs only has a 90mm thick hull which isn’t really strong for modern standards and it’s the smallest class of titan

  • @k.g.b5816
    @k.g.b5816 Рік тому +2

    The path to Terra will be paved with broken worlds - Dies Irae, Legio Mortis

  • @thewriter7966
    @thewriter7966 7 місяців тому +3

    "Fuck everything in that general direction"

    • @idiotcube
      @idiotcube 6 місяців тому +1

      Understood. Eliminating that general direction.

    • @Lisichkin_Topishe31
      @Lisichkin_Topishe31 6 місяців тому +1

      Understood. Emperor's children will fuсk everything there.

  • @commissarthorne3894
    @commissarthorne3894 3 роки тому +737

    "We fought for decades to protect our hive sect. The once silver sky was now blacker than the carapaces of those Tyranid abominations. The ironclad blue marine stood, as stoic as he was ferocious in battle, the roar of his weapon was nearly deafening as it turned the enemy front lines into viscera-
    But that was nothing compared to what I can only imagine was the very fist of the Emperor himself.
    Ripping into the materium, a hulking mass of machinery simply was among us. This city sized behemoth began to rain fire upon our enemies with a conchophony of planet cracking force. Unbreakable and unyielding torrent of bolter shells, missiles and promethium. When I felt the quake of the first shell hit the ground, I dropped to my knees in prayer, knowing that the level of devastating that humanity can create is a terrible thing, and I wished for nothing more than this memory to be ripped from my mind."

  • @euscorpius157
    @euscorpius157 4 роки тому +618

    Jeez, the deep noise the cannon emits as it powers up, a death sentence to anyone in the cannon's general direction, it made me almost feel bad for the heretics as they desperately tried to take down the titan

    • @krieglord573
      @krieglord573 3 роки тому +41

      I dont know man that sounds pretty heretical to me

    • @Justin-ue2hv
      @Justin-ue2hv 3 роки тому +22

      Imagine how people felt when the titan could rapid fire back then...

    • @Reignor99
      @Reignor99 3 роки тому +13

      keyword: "almost"

    • @euscorpius157
      @euscorpius157 3 роки тому +5

      @@Reignor99 exactly

    • @steel2495
      @steel2495 3 роки тому +5

      That sound effect is used in Godzilla 2014 and Godzilla King of The Monsters 2018

  • @EmilicoYamigos
    @EmilicoYamigos 10 місяців тому +3

    0:14 when Titan scans the whole Battlefield in a second and deems you as an aggressor so, starts to charge up his obliterator cannon to send the whole battlefield to oblivion.

  • @seaglass3034
    @seaglass3034 Рік тому +3

    Everybody a gangsta, till the church starts walkin

  • @cpt.honklerof3rdkekistania400
    @cpt.honklerof3rdkekistania400 3 роки тому +2956

    Imagine, saving private ryan style cinematography but with warhammer level chaos.

    • @cyberneticcherrybomber5318
      @cyberneticcherrybomber5318 3 роки тому +333

      Just inject it directly into my bloodstream

    • @luxeternity
      @luxeternity 3 роки тому +99

      If they can get it right the first place .

    • @kieranharkness5879
      @kieranharkness5879 3 роки тому +133

      Youd end up getting ptsd by just watching it lmao

    • @handlessuckialreadyhaveaname
      @handlessuckialreadyhaveaname 3 роки тому +40

      A cosmic wetdream

    • @chrism7395
      @chrism7395 3 роки тому +29

      Have you read the Gaunts Ghost story "The Armour of Contempt"? That's exactly how I imagine the frontal assault on Gereon by Dalin Criid and the RIP troops would be like

  • @seshgreen4084
    @seshgreen4084 3 роки тому +384

    That one Chaos marine... “HIT THE TITAN WITH YOUR BLADES!!”

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 роки тому +18

      Well, boarding actions against Titans are a thing, which is why some very big Titans like the Imperitor subclass of the Emperor class, actually have troops garrisoned onboard and point defense weapons in the knees and lower legs

    • @Mugthraka
      @Mugthraka 3 роки тому +24

      in 5th Edition i Had Kharn the Betrayer charge a Warhound and dealing enough 6's on its damages that the Warhound had lost his Structure points and had a Catastrophic Meldown...
      The Titan Exploded, hitting everything in a 18" radius, wich was part of a Dark Angels Ravewing( half of it) and 1/4 of an Imperial Fist defense Line and some of my own units...
      Oblitirating EVERYTHING!!!!, and Kharn somehow survived this ( rolled a 1 on the roll for the explosion to Wound him) and then proceeded to go and engage another unit after that...
      Kharn is an Absolute madlad.

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 3 роки тому +1

      IT DIDNT WORK SIR! HALF THE COLUMN JUST GOT STEPPED ON BY IT!

    • @astartesfanboy5294
      @astartesfanboy5294 3 роки тому +1

      weldonwin they also have hundreds of anti personell weapons on the titan itself

    • @kirillassasin
      @kirillassasin 3 роки тому

      weldonwin that things which stationed inside their knees can destroy small army or very Heavy class tank easily

  • @icookiebit8601
    @icookiebit8601 Рік тому +2

    0:23 the charging up of the laser is haunting, imagine a giant laser being pointed at you that is the size of 4 schoolbusses, not much you can do there

  • @Clay5652
    @Clay5652 3 роки тому +8

    I love the sound difference from the two different guns because of the sheer width of a titan.

    • @mistrants2745
      @mistrants2745 3 роки тому +3

      different people interpret it differently but i dont think the guns you hear at the start are the titan.
      As the description implies: defense guns attack the titan. That gets the titan's attention and it starts charging its massive plasma cannon. The defenses start frantically shooting everything they have at titan hoping to take it down before it has charged its weapon, but they fail and the titan blows them away leaving only silence and the sound of fire.

  • @charlieroebuck4240
    @charlieroebuck4240 3 роки тому +3341

    "Despise infantry if you must. Crush them underfoot, by all means. But do not ignore them. Battlefields are littered with the wreckage of Titans whose crews ignored infantry."
    *一Grand Master Ferromort, Ordo Sinister, Divisio Militaris*

    • @gigachad9016
      @gigachad9016 3 роки тому +277

      Guardsman is the worst job in any fictional universe ever

    • @sicksock435446
      @sicksock435446 3 роки тому +416

      @@gigachad9016 There are worse jobs in the 40k universe. At least a guardsman is likely to die relatively quickly. A psycher is basically living candy for demons and xenos abominations who will not only kill you slowly and horrifically, but then torment your soul for potentially an eternity.

    • @Kaiimei
      @Kaiimei 3 роки тому +187

      Look at it like Luke taking down an AT-AT with a grappling hook, a lightsaber and a grenade. Sure, they aren't a severe threat, unless they possess something that could have an effect on the Titan. They can walk straight through the Void Shields protecting the Titan and access its feet, so if it's stationary and the infantry go undetected, they could set off explosives that, even if they can't pierce the armour of the Titan, they could definitely blast out the ground from under its feet, causing it to fall. Imagine it, being in this giant war machine, and suddenly the ground beneath the feet of your behemoth machine is blasted away, dropping the entire thing into the ground.
      Sure, it could maybe climb out again, but it would definitely distract it and halt it's fire, meaning whatever it was shooting at when it was so distracted would have free time to do something.

    • @sunshineskystar
      @sunshineskystar 3 роки тому +45

      @@gigachad9016 no, that was the servitors.

    • @ukaszokoniewski6039
      @ukaszokoniewski6039 3 роки тому +98

      Well the bigger titans got literal bunkers and strong points with skitharii to prevent bording actions and other mambo-jambo.

  • @ultidragonlord887
    @ultidragonlord887 3 роки тому +2379

    "We are here to save you!"
    "Yay! It's the church!"
    "FROM YOURSELVES!"
    "Oh no, it's the church."

    • @Magnusfury24
      @Magnusfury24 3 роки тому +60

      Wait! Did you guys bring your holy books?
      "No"?
      We're *fucked*

    • @dragonraptor9756
      @dragonraptor9756 3 роки тому +69

      Did you just make a hellsing abridged reference

    • @Magnusfury24
      @Magnusfury24 3 роки тому +9

      @@dragonraptor9756 What's hellsing abridged?

    • @TheVenerablBloodWulf
      @TheVenerablBloodWulf 3 роки тому +46

      @@Magnusfury24 My child, you must learn today of one of the greatest abridged series to ever bless current day man

    • @chistosquisto9079
      @chistosquisto9079 3 роки тому +7

      Hellsing abridged, that’s what you love to see

  • @the36lessons11
    @the36lessons11 2 роки тому +3

    The heat and light from the main guns tends to kill or maim allies on the ground...it's certain annihilation of the enemy.

  • @lordcaedus8713
    @lordcaedus8713 2 роки тому +2

    If you won’t go to church, then by the Emperor the church will come to you!

  • @CaptainSnackbar
    @CaptainSnackbar 3 роки тому +906

    Avengers: we have a Hulk
    Star Trek: we have starfleet
    Star Wars: we have Deathstar
    Warhammer 40k: we got them all

    • @NinthRomance
      @NinthRomance 3 роки тому +79

      I mean you're not wrong, Warhammer 40K has like all the most destructive and absolutely bonkers arsenal in the sci fi genre like for example a Necron Dynasty(forgot their name) literally have an orb that depicts every star and planet in the entire galaxy and when they just touch a star or a planet in the orb the real star or planet just explodes and all its inhabitants die but luckily this Necron Dynasty actually cares about life and they only ever use the orb in the most extreme cases.

    • @dominationking5239
      @dominationking5239 3 роки тому +4

      40k: we have primarks

    • @itskazooie3461
      @itskazooie3461 3 роки тому +12

      40k be like that's cute

    • @SerLagsalot
      @SerLagsalot 3 роки тому +22

      @@NinthRomance Compared to the Culture though, even the necrons are adorably quaint.
      The Culture's preferred way of war, when it must be done, is to scour planets clean using antimatter contained in an effector-manipulated grid controlled by a sentient starship from several hundred lightyears away.
      ... and the Culture is a mid-tier power at best in their series.

    • @BeatmasterAC
      @BeatmasterAC 3 роки тому +12

      @@SerLagsalot
      eh, Chaos just unleashes a Warpstorm over an entire System that can last for thousands of years, just to have fun a bit.
      What WH40k lacks in Tech to be Top Tier in Sci Fi, they compensate it with Magic, Space Hell and the Power of Imagination.

  • @legion8585
    @legion8585 3 роки тому +454

    this 1 minute long sound mix with a mere picture is giving me more goosebumps and awe than the most full length movies come out these days.

    • @gsogaming5783
      @gsogaming5783 3 роки тому +6

      Perfect description.

    • @Algorithms_Child
      @Algorithms_Child Рік тому +1

      This audio makes me manically happy in only a way a little child gets to be when they find a sharp stick.

  • @CMTechnica
    @CMTechnica Рік тому +4

    They sound like Reapers from Mass Effect
    I love it

  • @thane9471
    @thane9471 11 місяців тому +3

    everybody gangsta till Cathedral starts to walk

  • @gponce1717
    @gponce1717 3 роки тому +217

    The Combination of a Mass Effect Reaper horn and Godzilla charging blast is a tad absolutely terrifying.

  • @NA-zo1wr
    @NA-zo1wr 4 роки тому +401

    the sound effects at 0:13 and 0:38 make me feel something good

    • @PlaskiJakDeska
      @PlaskiJakDeska 4 роки тому +60

      It's the hatred for heretics burning in your heart. It always feels good.

    • @stantrien8106
      @stantrien8106 4 роки тому +11

      Godzilla eat your fucking heart out!

    • @blebbb4728
      @blebbb4728 3 роки тому +8

      Eargasm

    • @raimondsstokmanis1892
      @raimondsstokmanis1892 3 роки тому +16

      Sounds like the reapers from mass effect

    • @perturabo149
      @perturabo149 3 роки тому +2

      The only thing a fear is the emperor class titans

  • @maksborisov8054
    @maksborisov8054 Рік тому +7

    Knowing the lore, just hearing these sounds is scary, because if a titan landed on the planet, then you are most likely already dead

  • @grizzlybear352
    @grizzlybear352 Рік тому +2

    Everybody Gangsta Till the Church starts Walking

  • @christianclark347
    @christianclark347 4 роки тому +347

    0:39 "Engine kill. Omnissiah be praised."