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    Check out the top 6 moments from the Greene County, Missouri sheriff's office, including a man who dragged to police officers with his vehicle, and some teens busted for hot boxing their car. #LivePD
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  • @katrabbit
    @katrabbit 4 роки тому +3983

    That cop roasted the first guy lol
    "If you saw those memes of people when they're high, that was your face. Front page of reddit right there."

    • @91Laurens
      @91Laurens 4 роки тому +140

      Man that cop was cool

    • @BDCKavalaGroup
      @BDCKavalaGroup 4 роки тому +53

      Yeah but at least he cut him loose

    • @lylewalker5681
      @lylewalker5681 4 роки тому +28

      Seems like kinda a compliment, tbh. 🤔

    • @micfail2
      @micfail2 4 роки тому +48

      @King A weed possession under an ounce is only a ticket there and they weren't actually driving while smoking (and presumably did not have the keys in the ignition) so je had no reason to arrest from... Still a cool cop for sure though

    • @MrVassago89
      @MrVassago89 4 роки тому +52

      Next dilemma, how you getting home?
      Them: 🚗👀👀
      No.

  • @i3enj462
    @i3enj462 3 роки тому +8456

    First cop is an absolute legend for being so chill with those two, and he was hilarious aswell.

    • @jenniferhundley148
      @jenniferhundley148 3 роки тому +205

      I’ve seen him in another episode and he’s hilarious.

    • @ThePimpedOutwaffle
      @ThePimpedOutwaffle 3 роки тому +565

      "front page of reddit" had me dead

    • @jacksuperclyde
      @jacksuperclyde 3 роки тому +22

      @@ThePimpedOutwaffle Same 😭😭

    • @johnnahollister3677
      @johnnahollister3677 3 роки тому +85

      Deadass where I live 8grams will get you atleast a county years

    • @knolife602
      @knolife602 3 роки тому +26

      i agree haha i generally dont like cops too

  • @mattcintron6372
    @mattcintron6372 Рік тому +176

    Props to the 2 ladys who just nearly pulled the dude out of the car like it was no big deal too bad he drove off🤣🤣

    • @andresbeltre7378
      @andresbeltre7378 Рік тому +10

      Props for what tho? lol

    • @ThatOneCanadianKidEh
      @ThatOneCanadianKidEh Рік тому

      facts they a liability @@andresbeltre7378

    • @Vengeance566
      @Vengeance566 Рік тому

      doubtful a man would have been able to do any better in that situation
      @@milesjohnson5487

    • @ryan-5494
      @ryan-5494 11 місяців тому +9

      @@milesjohnson5487 a man wouldve held on for 3 more seconds, got ran over, and would need all the attention for trying to be a hero. while they guy got away.

    • @wolfmantroy6601
      @wolfmantroy6601 11 місяців тому +2

      @@ryan-5494 A man would have had the strength to jerk the guy out of the car.

  • @GareBearGamingGround
    @GareBearGamingGround Рік тому +60

    That last officer was a good dude for not making that kid lose his job

  • @toomuchtrashpodcast7412
    @toomuchtrashpodcast7412 4 роки тому +7419

    Officer: "You look like a meme off of redit."
    Guy: "Haha thank you."

  • @jackkumpula7162
    @jackkumpula7162 4 роки тому +3118

    "If you were raised on the racetrack, you better stay off it because you cant drive." I'm dead

    • @NaNameYuzu
      @NaNameYuzu 4 роки тому +67

      That was the reason I checked the comments

    • @whodat105
      @whodat105 4 роки тому +52

      Destruction derby track lol

    • @monam.5923
      @monam.5923 4 роки тому +17

      That was priceless!

    • @Quantum-Bullet
      @Quantum-Bullet 4 роки тому +36

      And then just walk away, slamming the door. 😏

    • @jazmines3139
      @jazmines3139 4 роки тому

      Fr 💀omg

  • @TheApp9
    @TheApp9 2 роки тому +203

    The two women were brave. As the engines ignition went on, one of them stepped in the car and didn’t jumped away right in that moment.

    • @hardcoreromeo2111
      @hardcoreromeo2111 Рік тому +50

      I think you misspelled ‘stupid’

    • @jimmyssnowremoval1075
      @jimmyssnowremoval1075 Рік тому +32

      5:05
      Still wondering why the PD told him he had warrants after clearly have a difficult time with the guy.
      I was expecting him to run. I wasn’t expecting the officer to hop in the car with them. Really stupid to try to jump in.

    • @h0m1ess
      @h0m1ess Рік тому +22

      brave but they were dumb for thinking they would catch up to a cobra 😭

    • @Growbacktoyourroots9
      @Growbacktoyourroots9 Рік тому +42

      I thought they handled that situation terribly. They could’ve been hurt badly.

    • @landonhardt7180
      @landonhardt7180 Рік тому

      Think if he had a weapon other than the vehicle and stabbed or shot one of them dumb broads.

  • @jchavarria6767
    @jchavarria6767 Рік тому +15

    First cop was super chill and last cop was super nice understanding a young man

  • @100based9
    @100based9 3 роки тому +5714

    Blew a .312 and still coherent enough to hold a conversation. That’s a lifelong alcoholic right there.

    • @georgebynum2231
      @georgebynum2231 3 роки тому +17

      lml

    • @matthewwarren7879
      @matthewwarren7879 3 роки тому +131

      I've seen .502

    • @matthewwarren7879
      @matthewwarren7879 3 роки тому +172

      He laughed when the doctor said "you should be dead"

    • @JasmineCheyanne
      @JasmineCheyanne 3 роки тому +190

      @@matthewwarren7879 In the morgue??? That's literally high enough to kill most people... even those with a tolerance. I believe you, I just find that amazing... & pretty sad at the same time. Lol

    • @matthewwarren7879
      @matthewwarren7879 3 роки тому +147

      @@JasmineCheyanne his story was tragic. He had a trauma losing his fiance in a car wreck. Then he got a huge settlement and started drinking like crazy. He would drink nearly a half gallon per day. I remember going to his house and woke him up. The first thing he did was fill a large McDonalds cup with vodka and chugged it. Then he would re fill it and just keep drinking through out the day.

  • @ryanthoms
    @ryanthoms 4 роки тому +5110

    Dude that first cop is hilarious “do you see that your car is still actively smoking?”

    • @magentuspriest
      @magentuspriest 4 роки тому +132

      I mean, the fogged up windows was a dead giveaway. Lol

    • @AR-wg1di
      @AR-wg1di 3 роки тому +196

      that cop was definitely a bro lol

    • @DMWBN3
      @DMWBN3 3 роки тому +70

      He was funny. They are human memes.

    • @oppaloopa3698
      @oppaloopa3698 3 роки тому +216

      Don’t forget:
      “They’re either smokin or pokin”
      “I’m sure you’ve seen memes”
      “Front page of reddit for sure”

    • @cottagecre
      @cottagecre 3 роки тому +28

      'Front page of reddit'

  • @joshrounbehler4934
    @joshrounbehler4934 Рік тому +72

    Dude actually thinks it was the weed that made him fail his DWI test smh, "thats why you dont smoke weed in missouri" *Missouri legalizes weed 6 months later*

    • @Xanderulz
      @Xanderulz Рік тому +10

      You don't stumble and slur your words like that with weed. Definitely alcohol

    • @JonnyBoi12
      @JonnyBoi12 Рік тому +4

      100% was not weed.
      "Don't smoke Marijuana in Missouri" -🤡🤡

    • @waltonsimons9082
      @waltonsimons9082 Рік тому +3

      @@Xanderulz Oh really?
      I've seen plenty of people have all kinds of weird reactions to weed.
      Greetings from Amsterdam.

    • @Xanderulz
      @Xanderulz Рік тому +1

      @@waltonsimons9082 sorry dad

    • @redzgirl2476
      @redzgirl2476 Рік тому

      Yeah, and if he'd said 3 hours ago, that's long enough...

  • @raylemar2386
    @raylemar2386 Рік тому +37

    That black dude stole my heart, when he asked , will she go to jail? He then said no, she has a job. And other responsibilities. After taking her abuse, what a stand up guy.

    • @hhealy7199
      @hhealy7199 11 місяців тому +1

      He said she had kids. I hope he was looking after them for that day. I doubt she has a job, more likely living off the taxpayers.

    • @BUlrich-dw7xi
      @BUlrich-dw7xi 7 місяців тому +1

      He should have pressed charges,-YOU DONT HIT.🤨

  • @DJB1izzard
    @DJB1izzard 3 роки тому +8508

    No way. There is no way. My man did not just say "if I had a camera, front page of Reddit" on live television and meant it.

    • @kanjoracer4914
      @kanjoracer4914 3 роки тому +795

      Mentioned Reddit and Memes.. That's a disciplinary right there..

    • @yagamijubei28
      @yagamijubei28 3 роки тому +451

      Did what he could and those guys were cooperative. Shaggy felt complimented even.

    • @mblake8462
      @mblake8462 2 роки тому +329

      i felt full body second hand embarrassment. he was so genuine. so innocent. and now he’s in my family group chat.

    • @imsuchalesbianforwomen
      @imsuchalesbianforwomen 2 роки тому +8

      @@SammyJoeLouis dude relax

    • @austinl5158
      @austinl5158 2 роки тому +16

      @@SammyJoeLouis when did le narwhal bacon? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joelalexander5338
    @joelalexander5338 4 роки тому +8239

    “Me personally?” High people can say the silliest things.

    • @brittanyg2529
      @brittanyg2529 4 роки тому +134

      Joel Alexander that’s when you know they’re trying to make up a lie lol

    • @issafacelift
      @issafacelift 4 роки тому +141

      *"Stoned Kids SAY the Darndest Things"* lmaooo

    • @ca5650
      @ca5650 4 роки тому +34

      Amateurs

    • @jeanneeber
      @jeanneeber 4 роки тому +45

      Joel Alexander It’s a “time filler” when you’re not sure what to say.

    • @jonnaosborne1832
      @jonnaosborne1832 4 роки тому +29

      @@brittanyg2529 Every time they answer a question with a question, you know a lie is comin' next. Hah!

  • @rawsteak1186
    @rawsteak1186 9 місяців тому +15

    “If you were raised on a racetrack boy you better stay off it you can’t drive!” That absolutely killed me✋💀

  • @macnagy5280
    @macnagy5280 Рік тому +83

    If someone says “I didn’t do nothin!”, I think it’s safe to say they definitely committed a crime.

  • @lahnie95
    @lahnie95 4 роки тому +3423

    Cop: “if i had a camera”
    Camera crew: •______•

    • @christyladd
      @christyladd 3 роки тому +44

      But you see it was for using his face for a meme and the camera crew can’t give people’s faces to officers through videos or pictures if they want to use it for themselves because *they* have to take a picture of the person to use it for themselves (the officers).

    • @chronosverse4797
      @chronosverse4797 3 роки тому +6

      100th like!

    • @MotorPsychos70
      @MotorPsychos70 3 роки тому +30

      @@christyladd It was obviously just a joke. Not that deep. Just laugh

    • @delgermuruntsagaankhuu6951
      @delgermuruntsagaankhuu6951 3 роки тому +9

      @@MotorPsychos70that explanation was helpful and cleared the air a bit, other countries don;t necessarily have that type of rules

    • @CharlotteKandy
      @CharlotteKandy 3 роки тому +4

      The phone in his back pocket also haha

  • @passportstampin
    @passportstampin 3 роки тому +7767

    That woman was so drunk on that porch they breathalyzed her out of curiosity 😭😂😂

    • @rbeasley2049
      @rbeasley2049 3 роки тому +97

      Lol!!!😂😂😂

    • @codym3380
      @codym3380 3 роки тому +331

      @@aitorizquierdolopez6922 we had a .54 recently. The dude was still walking, it was unbelievable

    • @Pluralofmoon
      @Pluralofmoon 3 роки тому +56

      @@codym3380....Whoa that’s serious, unbelievable.

    • @brauncarlson3277
      @brauncarlson3277 3 роки тому +9

      @@Pluralofmoon 😐

    • @xavierbreath2227
      @xavierbreath2227 3 роки тому +3

      Nice!

  • @FlannelFetish
    @FlannelFetish Рік тому +73

    I miss Live PD

    • @mrducky3039
      @mrducky3039 Рік тому +4

      it’s back on it’s called on patrol live , now i think it’s on reelzs of cable

  • @Arc69
    @Arc69 Рік тому +2

    "They either smokin or pokin "
    😂😂😂😂💀🤣

  • @jacksonheaton2467
    @jacksonheaton2467 3 роки тому +3192

    “You got a light”
    “No we don’t smoke”
    “You guys are losers”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelbross5687
    @michaelbross5687 4 роки тому +3969

    “Can I get a light?”
    “We don’t smoke.”
    “Oh you don’t? you guys are losers.”
    She looks exactly like the kind of person to say that

    • @silkqueen8498
      @silkqueen8498 4 роки тому +14

      😂😂 she does tho...

    • @roach264
      @roach264 4 роки тому +46

      she gotta make fun of em to feel better

    • @AS-uo9rz
      @AS-uo9rz 4 роки тому +52

      Michael Bross don’t hate on her she was my favorite part of the whole video 😭💀

    • @qfromtha858
      @qfromtha858 4 роки тому +7

      Call me Papi ong she was funny than a mf imagine bein locked you w her😂😂😂

    • @calebdyer474
      @calebdyer474 4 роки тому +13

      It’s like they have enough money to not be in a trailer park and there the losers?

  • @0hKaethen
    @0hKaethen 2 роки тому +16

    Anyone else up at 2 am binge watching these?

  • @tosinkingfishercheeseburge8901
    @tosinkingfishercheeseburge8901 2 роки тому +10

    First cop is an absolute legend FOR being SO
    Chill WITH Those TWO and he was hilarious 😂 Aswell

  • @ashlieh
    @ashlieh 4 роки тому +1155

    “Ma’am you just blew a 312”.
    “What’s that”?
    “(Laughing) That means you are really intoxicated “...
    I just loved that part.. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tobaccorich
      @tobaccorich 4 роки тому +14

      She was great !!!

    • @LICHBKLYN1
      @LICHBKLYN1 4 роки тому +52

      @@tobaccorich She funny, thats for sure. Even the cop laughed. Especially after she said "I'm sorry, I don't blow".

    • @simplicity9819
      @simplicity9819 3 роки тому +1

      Time stamp?

    • @ashlieh
      @ashlieh 3 роки тому +1

      I don't care start watching it at 7:44. This lady is hilarious. But the part is at 10:13.

    • @DMWBN3
      @DMWBN3 3 роки тому +10

      "You got anything in your mouth?"
      "Only my tongue 👅"

  • @THEJPR
    @THEJPR 4 роки тому +3694

    "How much marijuana have you smoked today?"
    "Who? Me?"
    "No, him."
    *Guy looks around his empty backseat and not at the guy in the passenger seat*

  • @papajoel52
    @papajoel52 Рік тому +16

    I'm impressed by the skillful, professional way these Green County officers go about their duties. They're courteous yet no-nonsense. Being a native of Missouri myself, I'm proud of my fellow Missourians there on the streets of Springfield. Keep up the good work, guys!

    • @Michael1966W
      @Michael1966W 9 місяців тому +2

      Be glad you didn't have to put up with the incompetent DA we had in st louis with Kim Gardner. Thank GOD Andrew Bailey forced her to resign

  • @renevanderlinde6221
    @renevanderlinde6221 Рік тому +6

    That is such a nice cop,,, kudos to you, for cutting him lose and not letting that guy lose his job,,, legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @resetgang6638
    @resetgang6638 4 роки тому +2204

    "How much marijuana have you smoked today?"
    1 marijuana sir

  • @BrandMalone24
    @BrandMalone24 4 роки тому +3888

    When you've seen every clip without ever watching it on TV...

    • @IcECreAm-sv2qv
      @IcECreAm-sv2qv 4 роки тому +26

      EVERY clip. lol

    • @IcECreAm-sv2qv
      @IcECreAm-sv2qv 4 роки тому +11

      Donald J. Trump please don’t tell me that 😂 I’ve been trying to to binge even though every day at 1 I’m ready

    • @chris-8597
      @chris-8597 4 роки тому +29

      Lmao sometimes I forget it’s an actual tv show

    • @tejj5957
      @tejj5957 4 роки тому +4

      @Donald J. Trump the don!!!!

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 4 роки тому +1

      @Brand Malone IKR the only time I’ve ever watched it on TV was when I was recovering from surgery in the hospital

  • @mileyhicks-nk6sw
    @mileyhicks-nk6sw Рік тому +75

    As long as your honest and chill with the cops you most likely aren't going to jail lol

    • @jennuhcide59
      @jennuhcide59 Рік тому +7

      i wish that was tru

    • @bayedevilakazi6328
      @bayedevilakazi6328 Рік тому +5

      Not always true, some cops are just unreasonably paranoid and they become super aggressive

    • @kratomgaming
      @kratomgaming Рік тому +1

      false. they use anything and everything you say against you. they dont want to be your friend. they have quotas to meet. you are just a number and scum to them.

    • @Hatemode_NJ
      @Hatemode_NJ Рік тому +1

      You'll most likely be charged. They rarely are out to help people. They want to arrest you. They will lie to you. They are not your friend. Plus whether you go to jail or not isn't up to them.

    • @drsnooker1776
      @drsnooker1776 2 місяці тому

      For mild stuff sure. I would not go around saying “yo come swing by my meth lab later”

  • @Demented_Chaos
    @Demented_Chaos Рік тому +8

    I love the random pan from the active scene at 4:23 to the lady angrily stomping across the green. Camera man getting distracted cuz the police work isn't as interesting as that pocket drama made me chuckle and replay it.

  • @10Mymymymy
    @10Mymymymy 3 роки тому +2075

    “What about the 8 grams?”
    “Aw we had 8 grams left!?”

    • @katherineleslie5855
      @katherineleslie5855 3 роки тому +65

      Oh my goodness 8grams gosh darn it, a waste of good weed.

    • @kaitlynnjones4260
      @kaitlynnjones4260 3 роки тому +58

      He didn’t have 8 grams lol maybe if it was dense and big buds but from what I saw when the camera glanced at it real quick it didn’t look like a quarter. Maybe an eighth or a little more like 4-5 grams.

    • @bigsip2962
      @bigsip2962 3 роки тому +28

      @@kaitlynnjones4260 yeah sure inspector gadget. That's 8 grams son.

    • @DMWBN3
      @DMWBN3 3 роки тому +12

      Big Sip the run down on bud weight, showing off to school chums.
      Personally I'd say that there was 4.2gms.

    • @bigsip2962
      @bigsip2962 3 роки тому +4

      @@DMWBN3 in my professional opinion, the cops estimate was very accurate

  • @bendavis1392
    @bendavis1392 4 роки тому +3086

    THATS MY COP BRO HE SAID “TOP PAGE OF REDDIT” 😂😂😂

    • @Speellman
      @Speellman 4 роки тому +83

      i thought i was the only one who caught that LUL

    • @robertkim7026
      @robertkim7026 4 роки тому +140

      He’s a Redditor for sure

    • @rossicosentino3307
      @rossicosentino3307 4 роки тому +113

      Robert Kim he actually commented on a video posted on Reddit about it describing the situation

    • @usedtissue1073
      @usedtissue1073 4 роки тому +9

      Time stamp?

    • @ayyblyat9450
      @ayyblyat9450 4 роки тому +17

      @@usedtissue1073 2:19

  • @mwain91
    @mwain91 11 місяців тому +1

    >Trailer Park
    >Domestic Assault
    >Missouri
    Everything checks out here

  • @tylerburris197
    @tylerburris197 Рік тому +2

    “Your mad at him so you poked him” annoyed face has me dead 🤣🤣

  • @CankleCankle
    @CankleCankle 4 роки тому +5180

    When the cameraman zoomed in on the random crackhead running through the yard 4:20

    • @CW-fh6xl
      @CW-fh6xl 4 роки тому +165

      4:20

    • @alistair3409
      @alistair3409 4 роки тому +160

      4:20

    • @Ididyouboth
      @Ididyouboth 4 роки тому +106

      Wasn’t even running and no obvious actions that make people assume that’s a crack head

    • @a-a-ron9693
      @a-a-ron9693 4 роки тому +343

      Richard Togiatu that’s a crackhead

    • @FroyoAnto
      @FroyoAnto 4 роки тому +46

      4:20

  • @rynezhu4771
    @rynezhu4771 4 роки тому +2020

    “I texted my girlfriend’s dead sister, she won’t get back to me.”
    I wonder why

    • @lol-ss5hg
      @lol-ss5hg 4 роки тому +76

      Yeah uh im telling my dead dog to come to me but for some reason he isn't, not really sure why.

    • @landrystewart7223
      @landrystewart7223 4 роки тому +17

      I thought the same thing 😂

    • @kauigg
      @kauigg 4 роки тому +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @IntenseVLT
      @IntenseVLT 4 роки тому +27

      I think you're texting the wrong dead person. Wasn't is the sisters brothers sisters girlfriends friends dead chihuahua?

    • @aksel3078
      @aksel3078 4 роки тому +7

      Can you send the time

  • @robincasey1700
    @robincasey1700 2 роки тому +3

    That was the chillest trailer park police interaction i have ever seen lol

  • @DiLive_
    @DiLive_ Рік тому +1

    13:20 - This is legendary
    Cop: Count out loud: One thousand one.. One thousand two..
    Guy: one one thousand, Two one thousand..

  • @callahanclark4743
    @callahanclark4743 4 роки тому +5560

    “The only reason people park out here is for smokin and pokin” LMAO

    • @ca5650
      @ca5650 4 роки тому +28

      xocallahan c ain’t that the truth had 5-0 pull up on me from back one night I was pokin parked by tree was like nope! Bout hoped to the front driv seat and skrrrrt out of there luckily wasn’t chased

    • @mooncake666
      @mooncake666 4 роки тому +232

      @@ca5650 lol yeah I'm sure that happened

    • @raoulduke4065
      @raoulduke4065 4 роки тому +20

      Failure to Thrive Name checks out! Leave my boy alone...let em thrive

    • @adam100a8
      @adam100a8 4 роки тому +16

      Luci you’re a little kid nobody else would talk about doing heroin in the comment section

    • @rosaamona8405
      @rosaamona8405 4 роки тому +5

      Educate me guys, what is pokin? 🤔😂😂

  • @CJ9899
    @CJ9899 4 роки тому +8253

    I literally didn’t expect the mustang one to escalate that high

    • @nothankyou6483
      @nothankyou6483 4 роки тому +504

      How to get shot

    • @mikes1639
      @mikes1639 4 роки тому +378

      He killed it, only regret was he didn't squish the pigs

    • @codyprice2598
      @codyprice2598 4 роки тому +1000

      Mike S Really? Out of the evidence you have at your hands, you honestly believe the officers were in the wrong? The stallion driver should be in a river.

    • @CJ9899
      @CJ9899 4 роки тому +83

      Cody Price no I mean as in I didn’t expect him to almost run them over and escape like that

    • @mikes1639
      @mikes1639 4 роки тому +324

      @@codyprice2598 These people risk their lives day in and day out for 40k dollars a year. I want to know who brainwashed people into thinking its okay. No ones life is worth 40k a year, but people constantly praise these officers like they are heroes. Imagine not knowing if you're gonna make it home to make the same average salary as someone fresh out of college, it just doesn't make sense.

  • @kennethfranco3330
    @kennethfranco3330 Рік тому +4

    At 18:11
    Office:what in the world?!
    Guy in custody:said your right
    Officer: i know im right i wasnt asking
    Guy in custody:but you did ask me 🤔🤔
    I woulda been confused af 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @falkhammermuller9342
    @falkhammermuller9342 11 місяців тому +1

    17:06 ... the control of the situations and all the commands were on point. That was awesome.

  • @crainur
    @crainur 3 роки тому +819

    "Front page of reddit"
    This cop has been doin serious UC work

  • @jojobean2309
    @jojobean2309 3 роки тому +1903

    "Memes about high people"
    "Front page of Reddit"
    He got Dad jokes

    • @JohnDoe_69
      @JohnDoe_69 3 роки тому +71

      So now talking about reddit is a dad joke... something tells me you're not even an adult.

    • @fatface2911
      @fatface2911 3 роки тому +26

      @@JohnDoe_69 "will you shut up man"

    • @Gosh0
      @Gosh0 3 роки тому +5

      @@JohnDoe_69 Agree.

    • @Mustafaahmed91
      @Mustafaahmed91 3 роки тому +7

      @@JohnDoe_69 I mean its some people like him I’m 13 and I thought it wasn’t i dad joke

    • @Spartan-hu2go
      @Spartan-hu2go 3 роки тому +6

      @@JohnDoe_69 jesus why are you taking this so seriously lol

  • @raylafleur6616
    @raylafleur6616 Рік тому +6

    Mad respect to the first cop. A role model for all other officers to handle marijuana offenses.

    • @BUlrich-dw7xi
      @BUlrich-dw7xi 7 місяців тому

      its gonna be legal everywhere anyway

  • @u238productions
    @u238productions Рік тому +11

    “Ah im on live pd” i didnt know witnesses or whatever he was in that situation watch this channel. Kinda crazy

  • @mrjgl
    @mrjgl 3 роки тому +4889

    "They're either smokin' or pokin'" I totally thought he meant 'pokin' was banging. I realized he probably meant needles

  • @HeavyOrdnance
    @HeavyOrdnance 3 роки тому +1537

    "How much have you had to smoke today?"
    *Smoke just pours out the open window*
    "Huh?"

    • @coreenaburke5775
      @coreenaburke5775 3 роки тому +65

      Just one marajuana ocifer

    • @sethseth2534
      @sethseth2534 3 роки тому +6

      @@coreenaburke5775 stoners hate this joke

    • @flandaskilla
      @flandaskilla 3 роки тому +46

      @@sethseth2534 As a Stoner I don’t hate this joke

    • @floatinggoose9197
      @floatinggoose9197 3 роки тому +3

      What do you mean what do I mean ?

    • @wtp7631
      @wtp7631 3 роки тому +2

      @@sethseth2534 the "ocifer" is overplayed but the joke is still decent.

  • @DalesDubs
    @DalesDubs 11 місяців тому +1

    The officer reading 0.312 on the breathalyzer is just like "...How are you alive right now?"

  • @javiergonzalez4283
    @javiergonzalez4283 Рік тому +5

    That guy in the white mustang somehow managed to turn it back on while the cop was sitting on him is a legend😂 that’s commitment

  • @VeryDeathlyShiny
    @VeryDeathlyShiny 4 роки тому +455

    11:44 "Guns, knives, drugs, bazookas; Anything like that?"
    *Prrocessing* *Processing* *Processing* "DId you just ask me if there's a bazooka in my car?
    "Yea, I've seen a bazooka in a car"
    I would love to see the bodycam footage of that incident. I have so many questions.

    • @DynamicSeq
      @DynamicSeq 4 роки тому +7

      Tell them that after you started carrying the howitzer, you no longer have room for the bazooka...

    • @Miguel_001
      @Miguel_001 4 роки тому +5

      Am I the only one who’s amazed at his radio voice? It’s like I’m listening to radio or to some kind of tv ad 😂

    • @enigma9789
      @enigma9789 4 роки тому +1

      Its called a lie. they do it all the time.

    • @dieseldabz7104
      @dieseldabz7104 4 роки тому

      @WW2 Girl dumb

    • @bti2270
      @bti2270 4 роки тому

      @@Miguel_001 Was thinking the same thing. This guy could be a Disc Jockey if law enforcement doesn't pan out.

  • @IAMKHARIM
    @IAMKHARIM 4 роки тому +515

    Cop: Take 3 steps left...
    Man: *Takes step to the right*
    Cop: Your other left

    • @yazanshalabi492
      @yazanshalabi492 4 роки тому +4

      😂

    • @SametALTUNSOY
      @SametALTUNSOY 4 роки тому +13

      I scrool all the way down here because I knew someone commented this.

    • @KrispykremeChicken
      @KrispykremeChicken 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @daily10111
      @daily10111 4 роки тому

      @@SametALTUNSOY lol I too paused and went to comments to see a related comment

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted 4 роки тому +1

      Must happen to the cop a lot..

  • @alexharo7954
    @alexharo7954 Рік тому +1

    The trailer park scene was straight outta trailer park boys istg😂😂

  • @medicPerm
    @medicPerm Рік тому +3

    11:17 Deputy Hannson should be a radio DJ, that voice "Playing Missouris greatest hits"

  • @sillyotter9047
    @sillyotter9047 4 роки тому +2840

    Moral of the story: Just do your drugs at home.

  • @fewfriesshort5593
    @fewfriesshort5593 4 роки тому +332

    When the cop asks “do me a favour” you know you’re off to jail lol

    • @5thHouseProductions
      @5thHouseProductions 4 роки тому +9

      Immediately!!!!

    • @gyozanomics
      @gyozanomics 4 роки тому +10

      do me a favor
      and watch your head
      *shuts car door*

    • @YvngQ
      @YvngQ 4 роки тому

      @Jim Dandy no thats how they spell it in other countries

    • @YvngQ
      @YvngQ 4 роки тому

      @Jim Dandy Americans are the only ones who dont spell it that way

    • @BryonLetterman
      @BryonLetterman 4 роки тому

      @@YvngQ the U is not necessary

  • @audreyreid3969
    @audreyreid3969 Рік тому +7

    Most of these cops were very nice. They were nice and funny with the couple. And also at the end, It was sweet of them to let the 20 year old go.

  • @Sovila5
    @Sovila5 Рік тому +1

    Going to college in greene county was quite an experience

  • @tinksmcgee3576
    @tinksmcgee3576 4 роки тому +4092

    “Front page of Reddit for sure” Got so excited that cops know about reddit, then got really scared.

    • @skittscott
      @skittscott 4 роки тому +190

      I'm pretty sure there's a subreddit of mainly officers

    • @asdfasdf7199
      @asdfasdf7199 4 роки тому +71

      @@skittscott yup. verified LEOs lol.

    • @TheCitedAviator
      @TheCitedAviator 4 роки тому +16

      What a chad

    • @dylansofio6095
      @dylansofio6095 4 роки тому +2

      OYeah was ulateat
      Ally look
      Allocation
      Ooo
      Y
      O
      Oooo has come

    • @dylansofio6095
      @dylansofio6095 4 роки тому

      OYeah was ulateat
      Ally look
      Allocation
      Ooo
      Y
      O
      Oooo has come

  • @luisortega5265
    @luisortega5265 4 роки тому +16829

    Who else is binging these during the quarantine???

  • @garrett0200
    @garrett0200 Рік тому

    That first one was pure gold. "Have you smoked any marijuana today?"
    "Me personally?"

  • @traewagner4655
    @traewagner4655 Рік тому +1

    “Because of traffic, we lost him”, he was in the same traffic you were in 😂

  • @lillypoo7561
    @lillypoo7561 4 роки тому +2577

    Noone:
    Camera man: hey there's a women in the distance, let's zoom in on her.

    • @adrianaheras1291
      @adrianaheras1291 4 роки тому +111

      That was random😂😂😂😂

    • @GlowingGirl37
      @GlowingGirl37 4 роки тому +10

      when did that happen?? not calling u wrong, i actually didn’t notice

    • @shelbyrust5524
      @shelbyrust5524 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @chloexsoliel
      @chloexsoliel 4 роки тому +55

      @@GlowingGirl37 it was during the white ford Mustang stop where he took off and they lost him. Around the 4:20 mark or so somewhere in there

    • @humanentity5890
      @humanentity5890 4 роки тому +41

      @@chloexsoliel 4:20 mark huh.... ;)

  • @scottthomson3575
    @scottthomson3575 2 роки тому +4304

    "Do you have anything in your mouth?"
    "My tongue"
    Gotta love intoxicated people. 😂

    • @Michael-co3sf
      @Michael-co3sf 2 роки тому +133

      "Anything other then your tongue"
      I was waiting for her to say my teeth lol

    • @boobookitty1441
      @boobookitty1441 2 роки тому +72

      Even with the blur u can still tell she has NO TEETH! 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

    • @artuur3292
      @artuur3292 2 роки тому +15

      @@Michael-co3sf "Theet" ? 😖 🤭🤓

    • @quegates5420
      @quegates5420 2 роки тому +4

      😂😂

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 2 роки тому +7

      Technically correct, the best kind of correct!

  • @DKLASSifiedSource
    @DKLASSifiedSource 7 місяців тому

    I know what she meant but “He hit both of us with his car” had me dying laughing 😂😂 I get that it was just the quicker thing to say in the moment though.

  • @laughingallthetime50
    @laughingallthetime50 9 місяців тому +1

    Three steps to your left (as he goes to the right) - you're other left! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @flyingtentacle7631
    @flyingtentacle7631 4 роки тому +654

    Stoned guy: "I swear, I bought the car from my girlfriend's brother's sister's mother's daughter's brother's dead sister's dead fish."
    Officer: -___-
    *actually turns out to be legit*
    Officer: -_______-

    • @kaebutt5266
      @kaebutt5266 4 роки тому +23

      I thought it was for sure going to come back stolen but then he said he had proof of purchase 🤯

    • @jamieoliver9620
      @jamieoliver9620 4 роки тому +32

      Wouldnt his girlfriends brothers sister be his girlfriends sister

    • @theentity3061
      @theentity3061 4 роки тому +7

      @@jamieoliver9620 Exactly what I was battling with

    • @veroniquejeangille8248
      @veroniquejeangille8248 4 роки тому +1

      @@theentity3061 me too ^^

    • @defencebangladesh4068
      @defencebangladesh4068 4 роки тому +1

      lol

  • @NatalieMarie917
    @NatalieMarie917 4 роки тому +624

    “It’s my girlfriend’s sister’s brother’s uh..... my sister’s brother’s dead sister”
    ....... “It’s my girlfriend’s brother’s dead sister”
    Who tf does this car belong to??!

    • @abdullahasseir7119
      @abdullahasseir7119 4 роки тому +28

      Looool that killed me 😂😂😂

    • @justaplant.
      @justaplant. 4 роки тому +30

      SO ITS HIS GIRLFRIENDS DEAD SISTER LIKE WAAAA.

    • @Klove5343
      @Klove5343 4 роки тому +1

      😄😄😄😄

    • @zachwatson2824
      @zachwatson2824 4 роки тому +4

      I'm definitely lost

    • @bobrussell3602
      @bobrussell3602 4 роки тому +3

      Jay RueMars I know a man, who knows a lady, whose friend, knows a woman, who knows some man, whose friend's wife danced with the Prince of Wales.

  • @Distority
    @Distority 2 роки тому +2

    I like how the 2 lady officers took a second to process that the Cobra took off then got in to their car

  • @wh0s._th1ss
    @wh0s._th1ss Рік тому

    Bro got roasted by the cop. “Stay off of the track cause u can’t drive”

  • @h1tlerwithavape420
    @h1tlerwithavape420 3 роки тому +1660

    "how much weed did you smoked?"
    "Who me?"
    "No him"
    *Looks around*
    *Ghost in the car* " you better not say nothing man"

  • @buf.aviation9977
    @buf.aviation9977 4 роки тому +1215

    You know it’s getting serious when the officer says *ve-hicle*

  • @eric_kohler
    @eric_kohler 11 місяців тому

    “Someone’s either smoking or poking” lol! That cop in the first video is awesome.

  • @josephedwarddowling5919
    @josephedwarddowling5919 2 роки тому

    Smoking high is bad but that Merc Marquis is the perfect cruising boat.

  • @Mercmad
    @Mercmad 4 роки тому +948

    "do you have anything in your mouth"
    "My Tongue"
    "and nothing else?"
    "No,not even teeth".

  • @wilsonhu5133
    @wilsonhu5133 4 роки тому +706

    "Do you have anything that can poke me?"
    "Find out yourself"
    *Snaps on gloves*
    "Alright then"

    • @mikeas0216
      @mikeas0216 4 роки тому +39

      "pornhub intro sound"

    • @JEGARAGEOFFICIAL
      @JEGARAGEOFFICIAL 3 роки тому +2

      What time is this one?

    • @lindsaylines2112
      @lindsaylines2112 3 роки тому +1

      i wanted to like this comment but it was at 420 and i just couldn’t mess that up

  • @Foxcraft_23
    @Foxcraft_23 Рік тому +2

    "If you were raised on a race track, well you better stay off it. You can't drive."💀 Man's a legend 18:37

    • @YSF_B28
      @YSF_B28 Рік тому

      bro thought he was mcqueen

  • @DegrassiInstantStar
    @DegrassiInstantStar 2 роки тому +1

    "I didn't do nothin'."
    Proceeds to then do somethin'. Haha. And I love that the camera person caught the other person storming off, haha.

  • @painintheass5884
    @painintheass5884 3 роки тому +584

    They blur these people’s faces but the second you hear some of their voices you KNOW what they look like 😂

    • @mykeynotyours8724
      @mykeynotyours8724 3 роки тому +15

      Lmao ayo why does this make so much sense

    • @painintheass5884
      @painintheass5884 3 роки тому +6

      @@mykeynotyours8724 That’s what i’m saying 😂

    • @allisonchains113
      @allisonchains113 3 роки тому +9

      Cop: u got anything in your mouth? Woman: my tongue. (notice she was honest when she didn’t say Teeth)

    • @jordangorski9910
      @jordangorski9910 3 роки тому

      Dank and Dabbie from disjointed on netflix.... stg

    • @___728
      @___728 3 роки тому +1

      that is so true

  • @ahsokatanosloveinterest
    @ahsokatanosloveinterest 4 роки тому +407

    "I texted and texted her about it and she won't get back to me"
    Well, she's dead, so.

    • @PrincessHarmonyMoonlight
      @PrincessHarmonyMoonlight 4 роки тому +8

      that part got me lol

    • @liveyourbestlife756
      @liveyourbestlife756 4 роки тому +10

      What about "it was my girlfriend's little brother's dead sister?" Now either it was his half-sister, or it's his girlfriend's little sister as will as his.. correct? Dude fumbling over his words... Gahhh!

    • @V3rnSqwd5611
      @V3rnSqwd5611 4 роки тому

      DixieFishin With Charles Adderhold so goddam confusing but it must be a half sister so not also the brothers sister

  • @Bank4Hunnid
    @Bank4Hunnid Рік тому +1

    5:50 it’s a white ford Cobra. Brought back so many Need For Speed Hot Pursuit memories.

  • @davidtozer7050
    @davidtozer7050 Рік тому +1

    The smoke that rolls out the window 😂 and that cop was so funny

  • @isatheone
    @isatheone 4 роки тому +276

    "TAKE 3 STEPS TO YOUR LEFT"
    *steps right*
    "YOUR OTHER LEFT"
    😂😂😂😂

    • @pacluv
      @pacluv 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bio6553
    @bio6553 4 роки тому +979

    Best line ever “did you just ask me if there was a boozoka in my car”

  • @bowsercrusher19
    @bowsercrusher19 Рік тому +3

    It was my first time driving at night by myself and I had totally forgotten to turn on my headlights, got pulled over and the cop who did it was really nice and only let me off with a warning, have never forgotten to turn them on at night ever again

  • @jayramsey8212
    @jayramsey8212 2 роки тому +1

    "I was raised on the racetrack, bub."
    "My girlfriend's little brother's Dad's sister."

  • @mo-hammadabunaser1367
    @mo-hammadabunaser1367 4 роки тому +266

    "I was raised on the racetrack, bud"
    Literally can't make a turn without crashing into a curb

    • @issuesexplained681
      @issuesexplained681 4 роки тому +8

      Mo-hammad Abunaser, haha yeah I was laughing. And he really thought he would outrun the cops in his 80’s Toyota truck? 😂

    • @karenjohnson3300
      @karenjohnson3300 4 роки тому +1

      He meant a bumper car racetrack

    • @Defaultlol
      @Defaultlol 4 роки тому

      its ok he only knows left turns

    • @fredk6992
      @fredk6992 4 роки тому +1

      He was just using all the track available

  • @uslsuspect
    @uslsuspect 4 роки тому +696

    “I was texting my girlfriend’s brother’s dead sister but she won’t get back to me.”
    Um, that makes sense.

    • @qmelon4263
      @qmelon4263 4 роки тому +68

      Isn’t that just his girlfriends dead sister though

    • @morlosloan7488
      @morlosloan7488 4 роки тому

      uslsuspect 😂😂😂😂

    • @SODMGFOOTSOLDIER
      @SODMGFOOTSOLDIER 4 роки тому +4

      @@qmelon4263 lmao right he was lying probably made some fake as bill of sale lmao

    • @genevahicks8945
      @genevahicks8945 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr

    • @saywhat4314
      @saywhat4314 4 роки тому +5

      Joker his girlfriends brother could be his half sister and her mom had a kid with another man. Maybe you understand...

  • @seabhac1000
    @seabhac1000 2 роки тому

    Smoking Tobacco: filthy habit
    Smoking Marijuana: go easy on that

  • @davidvaughan1257
    @davidvaughan1257 11 місяців тому +1

    She nearly got pulled under for thinking about potentially driviny .😂😂😂

  • @oddsins4350
    @oddsins4350 4 роки тому +364

    Cop : you have a municipal traffic warrant you’ll be out tomorrow. guy in cobra : no thanks I rather do a few years for assaulting a officer.

    • @dianahiggins8791
      @dianahiggins8791 4 роки тому +113

      b ray Assault is a crime that happens when someone physically harms or has the intention to harm another person. An actual injury does not necessarily need to be inflicted in order to be considered assault. He drove away recklessly, with the door open and the officer in his lap, with the clear intention of getting away. He knew that speeding away with the door open would most likely result in her falling out of the car. He knew she might suffer some injury in doing so. A reasonable person would understand that falling out of a moving car could cause injury. The common knowledge of falling out of a car = possible injury plus his reckless operation of the vehicle shows he intended for her to be injured. Therefore we satisfy the requirement that he did at least have intent to hurt the officer, even though he didn’t actually hit her with the car.

    • @1bsubsnouploads823
      @1bsubsnouploads823 4 роки тому +12

      ray what D H said, and too not to

    • @eyeborg3148
      @eyeborg3148 4 роки тому +67

      b ray it definitely counts as felony assault. In fact, the police officers in that situation were likely justified to use deadly force, but chose not to. This guy is a total dumbass and could’ve easily gotten himself shot.

    • @tito1lowHD
      @tito1lowHD 4 роки тому +11

      Still got away 😂

    • @aacc8466
      @aacc8466 4 роки тому +16

      @@tito1lowHD if by get away you mean all expenses paid get away to federal prison for assaulting a peace officer then yes he did get away!

  • @diablocls55
    @diablocls55 4 роки тому +345

    Cop: "it's a white cobra mustang"
    Dispatch: "oh well then he gone 🤣"

    • @2ndgencadi189
      @2ndgencadi189 4 роки тому +15

      Cameron Peralta Dude that was brutal man the cobra sounds so good I love the cobras man but when he was about to get pulled out of the car the man started the car and dump the clutch LMFAO guy Was gone

    • @robertgraham5486
      @robertgraham5486 4 роки тому +2

      She gone

  • @oneupmanship
    @oneupmanship 11 місяців тому

    If I had a dollar for every car chase where the officer says, suspect just turned into the Dollar General.

  • @jennie2921
    @jennie2921 Рік тому +1

    Thank you Officer for giving the young man another chance so he doesnt lose his job. I hope he remembers this.

  • @chloedaly4418
    @chloedaly4418 3 роки тому +465

    “Did u just ask me if I had a bazooka in my car”

    • @Axle1007
      @Axle1007 3 роки тому

      Pretty much. I was doing doordash, had two orders in the car. Got pulled and car searched. Almost took two hours before they released me. Sorry for the cold food customers. Lol

    • @annhenry3135
      @annhenry3135 3 роки тому +2

      @Almost Censored a silly question confuses the small brain of a criminal and can thwart bad intentions. See I helped a small brain.

    • @Mustafaahmed91
      @Mustafaahmed91 3 роки тому

      @Almost Censored LMAOOO

    • @AshNikkosWife
      @AshNikkosWife 3 роки тому

      I would have been just as confused and shocked tbh.

    • @Gaston4760
      @Gaston4760 3 роки тому +1

      no sir I have two and a 40 mm grenade launcher in my underpants

  • @chancerueffer6256
    @chancerueffer6256 3 роки тому +594

    "I dont think losing your job is what you need right now." Give this dude a raise

    • @boingobadger9846
      @boingobadger9846 3 роки тому +23

      @hey hai When you call people stupid and fail to realize the plural form of sheep is sheep.

    • @decodahall2447
      @decodahall2447 3 роки тому +2

      @hey hai i hope you're enjoying our TV show...

    • @mrtfisher18
      @mrtfisher18 3 роки тому

      @hey hai what the media told him to say? But he didn't arrest him.... soooo

    • @lorenzoluongo6372
      @lorenzoluongo6372 3 роки тому +1

      @@boingobadger9846 drop the mic

    • @laurels2004
      @laurels2004 3 роки тому +2

      @@boingobadger9846 All I have to say is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!

  • @gavinwigg8057
    @gavinwigg8057 11 місяців тому

    "I gotta be honest with you", best introduction to lies ever.