"to all mortally challenged neighbers, please sign this waver, in the events of your death, i attain all rights to claim your health, and im not responcible for any amount of pain iv dealt"
@@ConnorKenway1776 just cuss your the strongest assassin physically doesn't mean you can stop a man who can rip demons and zombies in half and can go head to toe with the legions of hell
In the first school…in the first class… When the bells first rang, one stood. He chose the path of perpetual boredom. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace, and, with boiling blood, he scoured the school halls seeking vengeance against the faculty who had wronged him. And those who tasted the bite of his scissors named him… THE BOOK SLAYER.
@@oranberry it's a reference to internet historian's video about vidcon where a guy dressed as satan was interviewed and asked "what made you chose to dress as the prime minister of Israel"
This is something I'd totally do, try to come up with an absolutely legendary costume, even funnier when i am actually the quiet kid usually, im actually the nicer kind although surprisingly
@Wevuska Weve yeah so? Do you have any issues with it? If so im sorry, im using it mostly because it's the best thing i have for a possible profile picture
In the first school...in the first class...when the textbooks first lengthened, one sat. Burned by the embers of school years, his soul blistered by fires of homework and tainted beyond low grades, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous studying he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the umbral halls, seeking answers against the exams that had wronged him. He wore the crown of the student council, and those that tasted the bite of his pencil named him....The exam slayer
@@enverpasha3941 I think he was from Uganda and had like a crazy strong accent as well, heck and at the end of the trip he offered me chocolate too. What a legend 😂
I'm also hoping on this nope train leme grab my holy water and blessed grenade(yes that one) and I'll meet you all on the gloryus battlefield rip and tear
@@gusmachine4586 Im no Halo fan but from what I know, Chief is just a guy in a suit. Doom Slayer not only is a guy in a suit but also he is enhanced by an Alien/Heaven Machine making him above any normal human.
They should of done a whole drill of a intruder of them having the one door unlocked and they should of gave him the rop doom slayer gun to scare the kids in one class for fun
*sick guitar riff* "yoooo, chad, that is skibidi on god" *chad loads a shotgun* "chad got the blicky, dude went full send on the cosplay" *chad points the shotgun* "...chad?"
Imagine if he was not only showing up to school cosplaying/dressing-up as DoomGuy in order to celebrate and enjoy Halloween, but also to help kick the asses of the worst possible bullies, and to even help stop school shooters.
Even if u didn't know who the doom slayer was seeing someone roll up in a suit of armour that looks as good as the doom slayers should result in a reaction.
My english teacher dressed up in a yellow hazmat suit like in Breaking Bad for last years halloween. He had a real gas mask and everything. He also had the cover art from Doom Eternal set as his desktop wallpaper for the whole year, he was awesome.
"Welcome, class, to Practical Algebra, where we put our math skills to use by KILLING DEMONS. Now, if the average explosion from a rocket launcher can kill 4 lesser demons and 1 greater demon, and we have 20 missiles in our rocket launcher, how many FILTHY DEMONS can we PURGE before we have to reload?"
In the first school..in the first class...
When the bells first rang, one stood
When the hours first lengthened...one studied....
Tempered by the fires of detention, he found no peace and with with boiling blood seek against the faculty who had wronged him.
@@Zapzel24 and those who tasted the bite of his pencil named him... The School Shoo- wait no
@@dopey473 xD
Looks like someone has a professional cosplaying parents
I wish 😂
Wasn't that a teacher though?
@@aswd90 doesn’t matter what they were, now they are the Headmaster
@J4CK TR4N ?
@J4CK TR4N ?
I can imagine his smile as he walks towards the classroom.
😈
there is no emotion on his face
as soon as i saw him walking i just imagine Doom music playing
아니 ㅅㅂ 아이디 뭔데 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
That id tho XD
"All mortally-challenged personnel, please be advised,"
*"The Slayer has entered the bulding."*
"to all mortally challenged neighbers, please sign this waver, in the events of your death, i attain all rights to claim your health, and im not responcible for any amount of pain iv dealt"
@@autumnplains451 JT music, if i remember right?
@@Kappa38 mhm, you got it right
@@Kappa38You would be correct
@@Kappa38 which song tho
“Halloween’s tomorrow”
*DOOM MUSIC STARTS*
The only thing they fear is you
Thats the song name
Girl: I’ll wear a onsie
Guy: I’ll wear a moon man mask
Other guy: “Halloween’s tomorrow”
Over the intercom: “Doom slayer has entered the facility”
2 seconds later "The Doom Slayer has the BFG repeat the Doom Slayer has the BFG"
Ranger Clasius is he speedrunning?
Unmaykr acquired
Warning the slayer has control of the copier
The longer the doomslayer remains in class the smarter he will become
Kid: "Hell ends tomorrow."
Doom Slayer: "No, it ends today."
Hell never ends in Doomguy's mind after what they did to his rabbit...
Pretty sure he said Halloween is tomorrow
@MLG Quikscoper who knows?
*Doom eternal sound track plays*
he'll rip and tear all the textbooks until it is done
Even Ezio was like “bruh for real?”
Yeah-
Hold up @@ConnorKenway1776
Even tho I make my own luck I doubt I could take him on
@@The_Rouge_memer I mean, Assassins, and stuff but my METAL hidden blade just shattered trying to impale his armor!
@@ConnorKenway1776 just cuss your the strongest assassin physically doesn't mean you can stop a man who can rip demons and zombies in half and can go head to toe with the legions of hell
In the first school…in the first class…
When the bells first rang, one stood.
He chose the path of perpetual boredom.
In his ravenous hatred he found no peace, and, with boiling blood, he scoured the school halls seeking vengeance against the faculty who had wronged him.
And those who tasted the bite of his scissors named him…
THE BOOK SLAYER.
Only 4 likes? I’ll fix that…
everybody gangsta till the slayer shows up at school
Then he kills all the teachers cuz they're even worse than demons
@@speedysgaminganddrawingcha3719 wow bro you're so cool bro, bro I wish I was cool as you bro
@@immaguy7905 bro bro bro like bro ya haha bruhhh like you know what I bro
@@immaguy7905 I mean he ain't wrong about that point
I dont know if this is a school shooter joke
"The longer he stays in the costume, the stronger he will become"
**finals boss chuckle*
LMAOO
Furry logic
Nice reference bro
The smelly he'll become.
Teacher: "You are allowed to dress up for Halloween."
This kid: *I have been waiting for this my whole life*
Dude needs "The only thing they fear is you" on Bluetooth speaker as he walks in.
My boy off to slay those finals
Yeah buddy
@@Shitbird3249 hell yeah
@@Shitbird3249 then the demons.
The finals were the true demons all along...
Teachers:
Camera guy: so what made you choose this costume?
"Doom Slayer": Costume?
@@oranberry it's a reference to internet historian's video about vidcon where a guy dressed as satan was interviewed and asked "what made you chose to dress as the prime minister of Israel"
Plot twist, that outfit also doubles as his PJs.
Dashcon reference, man.
Oh my god is that a dashcon reference?
@@cardboardbox9119 possibly
Imagine he panned the camera in another direction and we saw CJ, "Ahh sht... here we go again." 😂
When a costume is that good, you become a legend for the day
*"WARNING: THE SLAYER HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY. ALL MORTALLY CHALLENGED PLEASE PROCEED WITH AGGRESSION."*
BETTTTT
Yeaaa I’d rather not get TORN a new one
WARNING THE DOOM SLAYER HAD POSSESSION OF THE BFG ALL WORKERS PLEASE EXAVCUATE TO THE MARS SURFACE
Gh Lang I was the 1k person to like 👍
@@kylerwayne3725 thanks!
He actually brought a goddamn chainsaw, what a chad
Not a fucking word out of you
Oh my god i thought that was a bag lol
@@spookyleviathanboi3499 me too lol
*I thought it was a mask*
Yeah but WHEN I DO IT I GET A SUSPENSION
He's gonna kill it on those math tests
All he needs a is a wing man blasting the soundtrack. On this day he was the coolest man in the world
"You can't just skip class in the middle of the day!"
*New Objective: Skip class in the middle of the day*
Vega: Would you like me to unlock the doors?
@@impossibletetriz563 **agressive doorknob sounds**
Teacher Hayden has a problem with Book slayer skipping class in the middle of the day
New objective: FUCKING RIP AND TEAR THE TEACHER A NEW ONE!!!!
Hayden you can't just leave school in the middle of class NEW QUEST leave the school
I love how the camera man is like:
"Move aside woman, there are more important things at stake."
365 now
Keep up the good work men, keep counting
415 now. Keep em coming lads !
Stupidest shit i've ever read my whole life
542 likes now
Its been YEARS, finally FINALLY the original audio.
When the kid with the rich parents shows up to costume day:
Education is temporary but doom is eternal
haha nice one
Nice
Faxts
This does not made my day...it made my Life xDD
nice
Plot twist: He dressed like that to talk to the kid named Samuel.
Day 228: Still havent heard of my friend Samuel. I hope hes fine.
Plot Twist: Sam Witwicky 🤖
oh shit
I'm good, He just want it to explain of how it was possible to shoot a hole in the core of mars
@dat_boi_sam 917 is your last name hayden
Bro has been waiting his whole life for this moment 😂
Teacher: sorry no weapons allowed on school grounds
Student: its a toy?
Teacher: dont care.
they don't have any more ammo for their guns,you know how to get some
@@user-nz4xu1uh7h lost and found
love how everyone has like very simple costumes, then you have this guy...
I mean one had a ezio costume on
Ya one dude was literally Ezio, that shits pretty badass
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Then a dude with a fursuit come in.
And then you have the legendary invisible and unkillable cameraman costume
Alert: Doom Slayer has entered the facility
all Mortally challenged cosplayers
That immediately made me think of an What If scenario where Doom Guy exists in the SCP universe & not gonna lie, that'd be HELLA sick!
the* Doom slayer
@@GunMan12358 he goes by both
@@GunMan12358 He's *Doom Guy and Doom Slayer
Student: "Ah yes, I will go dressed as a devil"
Slayer student: *Heavy metal playing in your head
“Why do I hear boss music” -the cameraman
The scariest thing to ever walk into a school
I mean...there was Columbine. That would be a little scarier...
macgeek2004 whooosh
@@macgeek2004 did you know that Eric Harris had made some maps for Doom? They're not great though.
if anything the school is safer now
francisco andrada looks like the aryan carried the team once again shame kleboldowitz
"Back from hell slayer ?"
"No, I'm just on it now"
Janpol Neat OneShot pfp
nice silver profile pic!
@@logiar267 you too then.
@@BasedBelkan8492 hi niko!
Slayer:"lol you know im a spawn camper."
*"The Slayer has entered the building. All mortally challenged personal please be advised"*
Imagine walking in dressed as the Slayer. With a "Super Shotgun" ☠️
When the quiet kid finally gets the time to shine.
He then proceeded to massacre the entire school claiming that they were demons
This is something I'd totally do, try to come up with an absolutely legendary costume, even funnier when i am actually the quiet kid usually, im actually the nicer kind although surprisingly
XD
@DOOM Guy Bruh. You aren't supposed to say anything. Ssshhhhh. (Or just scream when hurt Idk)
@Wevuska Weve yeah so? Do you have any issues with it? If so im sorry, im using it mostly because it's the best thing i have for a possible profile picture
That one guy who cosplayed as a demon: "ah shiet"
Lol i see ir coment in Otero video
Here we go again
Guess I'll die
“demons arent as cool as i thought they were anymore”
Why do I hear metal music?
Whole class: HEY THATS A COOL COSTUME!
Bullied Kid: * Starts up real chainsaw "so you guys like keeping me out of the loop do ya"?
No way he didn't blast "the doom slayer has entered the facility" and the the only thing they fear is you on a speaker😭
Anyone wearing a demon costume: exist
Doomslayer: *RIP AND TEAR STARTS NOW*
Also me: *wearing a demon costume*
Demon is an offensive word. They prefer the "mortally challenged"
@@MrG360oneX I prefer DEAD
Metal starts playing
The guy whit the doom costume seeing the guy whit devil costume: idk but I have a problem whit you....
In the first school...in the first class...when the textbooks first lengthened, one sat. Burned by the embers of school years, his soul blistered by fires of homework and tainted beyond low grades, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous studying he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the umbral halls, seeking answers against the exams that had wronged him. He wore the crown of the student council, and those that tasted the bite of his pencil named him....The exam slayer
This is gold 🤣
Underrated comment
Pin this guy
*bfg division plays in the backround*
*READ AND TYPE UNTIL IS IT DONE*
Ezio Auditore sitting in that one frame just is the cherry on too
imagine driving a taxi and a guy wearing a doomslayer outfit asks u to drive him to school
Oh this Uber driver I had back in 2019 while I was going to a con fully thought I was in the military 😂
@@harrydrakee "yo is that a new armor project that military is workin' on?"
@@enverpasha3941 I think he was from Uganda and had like a crazy strong accent as well, heck and at the end of the trip he offered me chocolate too. What a legend 😂
@@harrydrakee god bless that man
@@enverpasha3941 Yeap, best uber I've had
Plot twist: he was coming for the person with the hippo hoodie to "talk"
I know you mean kill, but how about fuck, cause hippo girl isn't demon.
@@thecursedknightmidas7912 no
I'm also hoping on this nope train leme grab my holy water and blessed grenade(yes that one) and I'll meet you all on the gloryus battlefield rip and tear
My Doom Guy isn't simp lol 😂
@@kenreynolds8673 the holy hand grenade?
Bro, has been waiting for this moment
game narrator: the final boss has arrived, you are not ready
Some kid in the background: "Is that the guy from Halo?"
**shotgun clicks**
The worst part of that is 1. He doesn't know who doomslayer is and 2. He doesn't even know the name of mastercheif
God, Master Chief would beat the piss outta doom slayer.
@@animosity9114 nah
@@animosity9114 eh, not really
God?
teacher: he’s here...
Satan: a Sinner destroying other sinners. How ironic.
Like seeing his Nemesis after many years
**crazy electric guitar solo fade in**
@@Dios_of_Autumn-1999 send them to gulag
Anna: "Wow! Cool costume Jimmy! What or who are you?"
Jimmy: *stares menacingly in Doom Jimmy; "Meathook" starts playing*
Everyone gangsta 'till you pull up in full body armour
I guess school really is hell if the slayer has to come in
Fer Reaf indeed
crap, I am questioning myself if I am a mortally challenged individual
that one kid who doesn't know DooM: OMG MASTERCHIEF
"Master chief" is gonna rip that dude in half
Brandon Mecomber lmao no
Who will win master chief or doom guy
@@gusmachine4586 Im no Halo fan but from what I know, Chief is just a guy in a suit. Doom Slayer not only is a guy in a suit but also he is enhanced by an Alien/Heaven Machine making him above any normal human.
Nameless King chief is also enhanced by getting things injected into him you have to be strong enough to wear the suit or all your bones will break
Doom slayer: are you a demon. Teacher: no but I am a teacher. Doom slayer: good enough
“Honey..take off the hood”
“What why? Its cute”
*Doomguy incoming*
“TAKE OFF THE HOOD, TAKE OFF THE HOOD NOW!!!”
Doom Slayer: *plays pumped up kicks*
*plays The Only Thing They Fear is You**
_meathook_
Time to rip and tear
@@richardo490 The Only Thing They Fear is Pumped Up Kicks
I am going to do that when I play doom now
Classmate gets close to him: "Ehy nice costume!"
The "Cosplayer": *grabs the classmate from his neck*
And Doom Slayer music playing from out of nowhere..
When the doom music hits.....
Everone in a 3m radius: Oh F**k
My soul remains guarded
**performs glory kill**
*flesh and metal starts*
The guy who dressed up as a demon: *starts praying*
Everyone else: who is he praying to?
Last guy did that Elden Ring cosplay like a chad
School is temporary... but doom is eternal
College is temporary... but doom is eternal
@@Racoon-Man life is temporary but doom is eternal
@Malek Cring is temporary but doom is eternal
My friend you posted the best comment of the year
@Malek doom fans are temporary but doom is eternal
Everyone: "Oh sick"
That one guy in a demon costume: "OH FUCK!"
I said out loud "Ah shit,he dead"
oh god the demon slayer is here
Theres a reason why the slayer is here
That guy's free trial of life has expired
Finally someone noticed
If i was the principal, I would get on the intercom and say: Be advised, the Slayer has entered the facility.
I have completed my pilgrimage to the holy land. I shall rest here and return home.
School = Hell
Doomguy: So anyways I started blasting
Only 6 likes in 4 months rip
*America intensified*
The Doomguy barely speaks, he's the silent kid who has the guns.
Sorry for this overused joke.
oh no
😂😂
When you tell doomslayer there's a shooter on campus.
Well there is now
When Doomslayer is a shooter on campus
Time to rip and tear
Until it is done
If anything I’m pretty sure doom slayer is the shooter
Everyone wearing a humble costume to school
And out of nowhere a bastard comes to me with the Doom slayer shit 😂😂
All it takes is one “Yo, a ninja turtle!” to ruin your day
I love how fast doom slayer completely derailed whatever the original video was going to be
Doomguy derailed Mars circumference by blowing a hole in it, derailed the Makyrs' control over the Icon of Sin, and derailed the icon himself.
It’s mother ducking doom slayer
Plot twist: Doom Slayer actually kills the students in the video. He thought demons were in the school!
@@thegoober8797 yohohooo... wait where is that metal music coming from
Original video was about to be cringe
Person: "Nice DoomSlayer Costume!"
Doom Slayer: "What Costume?"
💀
They should of done a whole drill of a intruder of them having the one door unlocked and they should of gave him the rop doom slayer gun to scare the kids in one class for fun
"I don't think that's a cosplay, you guys..."
As he's walking menacingly towards an unsuspecting demon cosplayer
Shotgun in hand.
@Doom slayer I wasn't directly referencing the video, just your most iconic weapon.
With what looks like a chainsaw. Someone get the Bleach!!
@@danielhaire6677
catch!
* proceeds to throw the anime*
@@fr_nch 😆 🤣 I meant the cleaner.
kid who cosplayed as a demon: **inhumane screaming noises**
"Maybe I should cosplay pirate instead"
Kid:Yo it's just a cosplay, let's not do anything rash ok?
Doomslayer: Rip... and *TEAR*
Xqc screaming
Inhuman, not inhumane. The doom slayer is inhumane.
FU-
I love how the attention to the girl is abruptly interrupted to aknowledge the elepehant in the room 😂
Later...
Teacher: "please don't 'Rip and tear' your assignment..."
Guy: Halloween's tomorrow
Doom Slayer: But the horror starts today
*Death Metal starts playing in the background*
Nonono. BFG Division
raining blood
Actually Micks music is more djenty and industrial sounding in my opiniom
Lol this is far from Nu-Metal dude 😂
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"Doom slayer has entered the facility"
Kids who dressed as Demons : Awh shit here we go again
Again?
@@addisonagamer1867 no it's just gta reference man
@@drunkcat7244 San Andreas was a great game
Some kid that guy does not scare me doom guy comes kid never mind
@@robgargus2608 I had a fuckin stroke reading ur comment
*sick guitar riff*
"yoooo, chad, that is skibidi on god"
*chad loads a shotgun*
"chad got the blicky, dude went full send on the cosplay"
*chad points the shotgun*
"...chad?"
Imagine if he was not only showing up to school cosplaying/dressing-up as DoomGuy in order to celebrate and enjoy Halloween, but also to help kick the asses of the worst possible bullies, and to even help stop school shooters.
plot twist, he is a school bully
“YOU CANT JUST SHOOT A HOLE INTO THE KIDS AT SCHOOL”
doom slayer :
Here in the U.S you can
Doom Slayer: haha BFG go BRRRRRRR
Doom slayer: Hold my rpg
@@TheTechNopal sadly they stop you after a while
@@SpiffSpaff touché
Doomguy canonically goes to school to learn how to talk.
Whoever is wearing Etzio's assassins creed outfit is a legend.
i would marry that man then and there, no questions asked.
Oh HELL yeah I would...
Okay I'll leave now...
Damn doomslayer gets all the ladies...I need to take a trip to hell
Big Jerm Gaming who said they where ladies?
Hey its me. That man
As a totally straight man, I agree
Warning ⚠️ The Doom Slayer has bypassed the visitor’s sign-in desk.
Already have a keycard
Intercom : The slayer has entered the facility
The guy dressed up as a demon: Fuck I'm dead
When you got school at 8 and have to slay demons at 9
Halloween at school be like
Girl: I'm gonna be a princess
Boy: I'm gonna be a minecraft character
Quiet kid:
Facts
Bullies beware
Straight up
Shit, you read my mind
I’m to short for that part
Samuel: You can't just kill kids in school
Doom Slayer: Hahahah go BFG brrrrr
Arnold: "I knew I should have stayed home from school today"
The guy filming has his priorities right:
Badassness > Cuteness
😂
I thought the same🤣🤣🤣
>implying doom slayer is not cute
@@TheUnoriginal2394 nice
Ma boi aint no simp.
@@TheUnoriginal2394LMAO.
Students: this is hell
Slayer: that’s why I’m here
Oooff nice one lol
@@niko931 thxs
@Joe Kline underrated
Doom Slayer "Walks towards teacher with chainsaw"
lmao dude your reacts is 666 DAYUM
Everyone that dressed up as demons and ghouls are rethinking life decisions
You know that's the teacher pulling up too😂.
This says a lot about how much Doom has made a comeback when there are high schoolers that instantly recognize the character and cheer for it
Gosh, it's true! Good point!
I mean there's a good chance they didn't recognise the costume and were just exclaiming at a bruv strolling in in a full suit of armour but aight.
Even if u didn't know who the doom slayer was seeing someone roll up in a suit of armour that looks as good as the doom slayers should result in a reaction.
shoaib ahmed No, I think they cheered because they recognized the character.
Henry Nelson Indeed. The new games are bringing in new Doom fans. My first Doom was Doom 2016 but since I loved it so much I bought Doom 1,2 and 64.
No fun teacher: “yOU cANT wEAr tHAt, THaTs vIoLIeNT aNd dIStRActIng”
Doom slayer: *arm blade extends*
That't not an arm blade extending if you know what I mean
@Joseph Ellis its clearly a kitchen knife
@@officertenpennyaintservingyou it's clearly a ballpoint pen
Clearly it's his katana
@@bignuts8079 it's clearly a tree branch
Doom guy: Someone said this place is hell
The kid who is done with the class:Hell yeah!
imagine your school throws a party for a special occasion and that one dude pulls up dressed as Guts, full armor
Camera guy: “Hell ends tomorrow”
Guy with Doom Slayer costume: “Hell ends today”
The teacher: "The bell doesn't end hell, I do"
@@thornwall6303
DoomSlayer: **Reloads Shotgun with malicious Intent**
I thought he said Halloween’s tomorrow
So OG
@@asylumrain He did
Imagine if the teacher also dressed like that. Man I wish I had a teacher that would be like that
Edit: Thanks for the likes I never had this many
😂
I can be your teacher 😂
bruv just wait about 20 years and you got it lol
My english teacher dressed up in a yellow hazmat suit like in Breaking Bad for last years halloween. He had a real gas mask and everything. He also had the cover art from Doom Eternal set as his desktop wallpaper for the whole year, he was awesome.
"Welcome, class, to Practical Algebra, where we put our math skills to use by KILLING DEMONS.
Now, if the average explosion from a rocket launcher can kill 4 lesser demons and 1 greater demon, and we have 20 missiles in our rocket launcher, how many FILTHY DEMONS can we PURGE before we have to reload?"
“The slayer has entered the facility, All mortally challenged pleased be advised”