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@@williamrithaler4051 thats not the point the point its that they still follow rules that they made years ago and that clearly are terrible because they are the cause of all conflict in these 3 movies
@@giulianoaaronfrancoynsfran4858 Seriously...if this movie were realistic, they would have made the rules in elementary school only for them to forget about it for nearly a decade and cringe if they ever rediscover it.
Okay- yeah to be fair the only ones Wattpad gives deals to seems to be toxic novels. I'm a writer on wattpad and I don't write stuff like this or After. Like that's toxic and I'm like 99% sure they need a therapist like a romance therapist 😅
What's really stupid is that Lee is totally fine with him and his damn girlfriend going to separate colleges but throws a hissy fit about his best friend going to a different college than him.
It’s so unrealistic that they haven’t seen each other for 6 years! Aren’t their families super close and celebrate thanksgiving and everything else together?
So how was that resolved? I'm not watching this movie, but I'm hoping the dad is still disappointed in her and didn't attend her graduation from USC, and they're still estranged because Elle finds out her dad's gf did kill her mother, but her dad won't believe it...
@@InBetweenMoleculesSadly that’s not what happened. Elle made peace with Linda and pretty much everyone in her life. I might’ve blocked it out but I don’t remember another scene with her dad
LMAO it's 100% her fault for having no spine to stand up to them. She led them around, acted selfishly and made assumptions with everyone and then she plays the victim when the consequences smack her hard in the face. Like, she literally guilt tripped her dad and his new girlfriend for being together and acted like a 5-year-old in front of them. I have zero sympathy for her... or anyone else, really.
@@bananatiergod while she is unlikable, other people’s behavior are not, and never will be, anyone’s fault. Ultimately, we are responsible only for our own actions (and inaction).
the only other movie i’ve personally experienced this with is the cat in the hat from like 2003. not that it’s bad bc i love that movie but it is a total fever dream and i felt like it has been 2 hours when watching it and i just reach the 20 minute mark. but with the kissing booth it’s just non tolerable
Yooo this, I decided to watch it for the heck of it and when I say this believe me. I thought I was halfway through the movie and then I checked the time stamp I was only 23 minutes in. I came here 😂
For me the worst thing about these movies (and you know there are many options here), is the fact that the brothers seems to have NO relationship between them whatsoever. Like how did everything become about her? It's like the writers straight up forgot they were family while writing this. At least in The Vampire Diaries, Stefan and Damon had their relationship, which made it less about Elena, which is why it worked.
I feel like more of the memories between Ella and the bff would have more memories with the brother. Like both of my closes friends had a younger brother that I remember being there the whole time, and the older sister.
he's probably talking about Everest uni it was shut down for pulling loans out in student names even tho the students never agreed I also went there... now I could be wrong since alot of schools that do that.
bruh if we’re talking in real life, that’s not possible. But they do whatever the hell comes out of their guts,they don’t care if it’s shitty or not. *GOD*
This is the first time dylan didn't mention hus college shutting down even after hearing the word "college" more than once. That shows how distracted he was by the dumbness of the movie that he EVEN FORGOT TO MENTION HIS COLLEGE TRAGIC STORY?!?!?!
My god Lee is such a toxic friend. Their whole friendship is so toxic. It starts falling apart over such petty things like not hanging out together for once. Why do you constantly need to be with each other to keep your friendship intact?
Elle: never shows any interest in video games besides the fake dance dance revolution and playing Mario kart in like one scene w/the gokart Elle: “yeah I’m ‘designing games”
The more unbelievable part is the movie acting like designing video games is a successful business that is comparable to what you'd get from going to Harvard or Berkley
Honestly, the most unrealistic aspect of this movie is that Elle, who has the personality of a sack of flour, got into Harvard, Berkeley, AND USC without even trying
me not skipping any ads because i haven’t seen dylan this sad about a movie since princess protection program and he deserves all the ad revenue he can get
@@hannah-cq7kr Depressed was a word before depression, it's not talking about mental illness, it's talking about feeling down. You were absolutely right for using that word as intended. Some people are just ignorant on what they think they should protect.
I thought the “I’m putting my foot down, you’re not selling the house” bit was a joke and that the parents would address it but they don’t. That just makes the characters super spoiled and very unlikeable.
Option 1: Dylan pre-watched the movie to make it seem like he guessed everything correctly. Option 2: Dylan is good at seeing where plots are going and correctly guessed everything. Option 3: the movie is so pathetically cliche that there's no point watching it because we ALL know what's going to happen. I'm going with 2&3
Plot of movies are getting really predictable, there's nothing new anymore. Once, my sister was telling about a movie she watched that she really liked and I guessed the ending of the movie without even watching it.
No honestly this movie felt like it lasted 12 hours. Took me the whole day to get through it 😭😭 I just thought it was because I was stoned but you saying it did for you too confirms this movie is a trip
Was Joey King contracted to make 3 of these? Cause if I was her, after being in an amazing series like The act and being nominateed for an emmy, I would definitely NOT continue making these lol
I guarantee they all signed a 3 movie contract in the beginning and hated their lives. Because the actor that plays Noah is also in euphoria, and there’s no way they knew how stupid these kissing booth movies would be
I do know they had tons of fun making them. Maybe not the Noah actor though… everyone else probably considered the movies as three long get togethers with friends 😂
@Melanie Pamela Grave Cifuentes but wouldn’t the actors have to pay a lot of money in order to break the contract and walk away from the movie? I don’t think they blackmailed their way into staying
I feel so sorry for jacob elordi cause he showed that he can play an extremely diverse character that has manyyyyy different issues that he portrayed really well in euphoria, but he was stuck doing this fucking trilogy. You can tell that he was so done with the whole thing in this film, like soooooo bored of it😂😂
The fact that we are supposed to believe Elle got into Harvard, Berkley AND USC, and even got CALLED by Harvard as if she was special is ludicrous. And then even though she showed 0 interest in games other then DDR in the other movies, she suddenly is a gamer who gets accepted into game design without a portfolio and a GODAWFUL pitch?! I will try to erase this entire franchise from my mind forever. Thank you.
Lmao I swear when I was watching this i was like.. puh-lease! No uni would ever be calling somebody like that once u miss the deadline that is u boo boo. WORSE she was waitlisted? Like nah...
I love how they COMPLETELY forgot the only true passion she had: Dancing. the plto for the other 2 movies revolved around the dancing thing, the dance club in the first one, and the dancing competition in the second one. SHE SHOULD BE A DANCER. I'm pretty sure they made her go to "game desing" college just so she would be more "not like other girls" ans shit like that. but like, is 2021, women are in the gaming industry for so long now, is not inovative nor necessary to have your main character being a "gamer" just so she can be special
As for the waitlist thing, you accept your spot on the waitlist and accept the spot to the school you got into. So she should’ve said yes to UC Berkeley and paid the deposit while she waited for Harvard to respond.
YES!! Like when kids make up nicknames and demand everyone uses them, but bc lee is rich he demands the parents pay to have their names legally changed 😂😂😂😂
Seriously though - Lee, Noah, Elle, Evans, Flynn - why do all these characters have such vanilla names (no shade to real people)? Also I swear half the boyfriends in these shitty "romcoms" are called Noah lmao maybe it means wood in some language.
I’m not team anybody. I’m team everyone gets therapy. People say Marco is too good for Elle, but he’s bad too; he actively pursued someone he knew was in a relationship and acted so needy.
She strung him along for a while, kissed him while in a relationship with someone else- he caught feelings. It's not right but I understand why he can't get over her.
Elle kept running to Marco for help, to whine about her crappy boyfriend, and I can not stress this enough, *She* Kissed Him! As @tiana1420 said, she strung him along and he developed feelings for her. Plus, he can see how toxic her boyfriend is and knows it's not healthy for her to be in a relationship with Noah. Elle likes playing with fire, but Marco feels compelled to keep her from getting burned. And the irony of this is, if Elle wasn't an idiot, she'd see clearly Marco would be a much better boyfriend.
@@Pandaluvsretrothings i watch her as well! she loves rachel sm istg i cannot stand any of these characters except for noah maybe, marco and chloe (fav character tbh)
It's so annoying how the boyfriend is mad at her for choosing to spending her summer with her best friend when they're gonna be living together and going to the same school.
So true also bro if u wave rights to do the bucket list you can’t be mad when she does bucket list things without u because you said you didn’t want to be included
lol but that’s pretty weird because most boyfriend would wat to spend their summer with their girlfriend right? Not only in th movie but also in real life. They’d get jealous
Personally I find the bestfriend, Lee, so extremely unlikeable. He complains about everything and is so whiny. When someone is in a relationship they want to spend time with their partner. He's toxic, immature and whenever he doesn't get his way he'll gaslight the situation and say that Elle is the one to blame. And although Elle has the most dullest, one-dimensional personality ever, I still find lee so annoying. Like bruh that's your brother's girlfriend not yours, stop being clingy.
Completely skipped watching the third movie entirely and just decided to watch it with Dylan's commentary, which I think is the best decision I've made in 2021 so far
Just in case anyone was wondering: the likelihood of getting into Berkeley, Harvard AND USC is 0.0005. And that's for the average qualified applicant, which Elle is not (unless being insufferable is an extracurricular).
@@swastikasingh4458 you say fan fic world... the writer of TKB is British and said she took inspiration from a lot of American movies and books, so she was just using typical American fiction tropes and probably didn't know many other American universities
@@amityislandchum actually, if the math is right, that is how they work. the events aren't mutually exclusive, or co-dependent of each other just incredibly unlikely.
@kazuraine The transitions are so good. Well, this one perhaps not as much as usually because the hair comment just came out of blue xD But still, the effort must be appreciated, and he makes the ad segments actually enjoyable.
I NEED Dylan to bring back the series where he watches the pilot of a show and then the last episode from what ever season it left off on. Preferably with OBX.
It’s so wild to me how literally every single main character is just such a terrible person that you go back and forth between hating them for how they treat others one moment and feeling bad for how the others treat them the next
And when he predicts a plot or its element accurately even though he was joking, like the part where the girl's sad because, drumroll, her parents are getting a divorce
@@Kasiarzynka Not confusing just boring and so many pointless characters that did nothing. Like the hot chick. Why was she there? Nothing happened with her. Her invisible parents got divorced. So what. And Lees girlfriend, they could have been broken up the whole movie. Molly Ringwalds character wanted to sell beach house, then decided not to sell. The main girl decided to go to the same school her boyfriend went and then talked to Molly Ringwalds character and decided to do her own thing. And Marco just tried to get laid and failed. And the stepmom just pissed main girl off because she was acting like she had replaced her mom and she was upset about the monopoly piece because that was the piece her dead mother always used. That was the one of the two conflicts in the movie that was good and real. Also other good point was that the main girl was the people pleaser and that those dont get praised but taken advantage of and you really have to think of yourself and fight for yourself to get what you want. The end.
Sad he didn’t comment on the last internal monologue Elle did. That was the nail in the coffin for me, “and it was all bc of a kissing booth” like I literally have no words for my internal demise that happened after that writing.
Dylan: "I am not a violent person" also Dylan the next 20min: waits to see blood when they fight, would throw his kid into a pit with snakes, wants someone to get seriously injured during the race and makes the stepmother a murderer
I watched it through x1.5 the whole way and still felt it was soo long and wondered how Dylan would make it fun. But he managed to do it with the imaginary murder plot line as always
29:28 something I HATED WITH MY WHOLE HEART AND SOUL was how SHE WAS THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON THAT “looked older” 👁👄👁 EVERYONE ELSE LOOKS THE FUCKING SAME AFTER 6 YEARS. “Omg guys let’s put them all in suits and fancy looking cloths to make it look like they are big kids now”
I wanna c Dylan’s version of this movie… going broke, murdering mothers to take their place, go kart injuries, kidnapped brother, blood, rabbit foraging, savage mother, scheming, etc.
this movie was the embodiment of teenage hormones where elle thinks the world revolves arounds her and throws a tantrum every time it does not. literally hated it and did not find an appreciation for elle at the end of the movie
To be fair, Lee’s like that too. Every conflict in the movie is basically caused by him throwing a tantrum over Elle not catering to his feelings, her own be damned. Elle still sucks tho. They deserve each other.
The way he keeps stopping to check the time and only realizing that 30-45 mins have passed in film time is SUCH A MOOD with this movie, I LITERALLY stopped thinking I got like an hour in and I was only 20 mins in😐
“Maybe he’s using function of beauty… I bet that’s what it is” *Long awkward pause knowing that the audience is looking at him the same way because we know a sponser is coming* 😂😂😂
I do find it frustrating that so many people are mad at Elle for "blowing off" dinner with Noah. Yeah, the flashmob was dumb but it was something she had planned with her friends WEEKS in advance and Noah throws a hissy fit, like "how dare you not cancel a prior engagement for my surprise dinner. I did something vaguely romantic for once 🤬."
Agreed, but honestly almost every “conflict” in this movie could have been fixed if literally anyone talked to another person…. Yea, they planned the flash mob for weeks, so why didn’t her boyfriend, WHO SHE LIVES WITH, know about it?
Every single relationship in these movies is SO toxic. Everyone is selfish and throws fits when things don't go exactly their way. It's just a bunch of spoiled brats.
I’d like to thank you putting yourself through the torture of watching this movie and making a video about it so that I don’t have to watch it and suffer
“He’s rich he’s not expecting her to pay..with her broke ass.” LMFAO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO DO HER LIKE THAT
He’s not wrong tho.
😂😂😂😂I love him
😂😂😂
Right 😂also your gorgeous 💕😊
I see your comments everywhere lol
“You’re 18 years old, you shouldn’t be following childhood rules anymore” someone should’ve said this in the very first movie tbh
For real. Friendships are not supposed to be this taxing.
I mean i'm 18 and still feel like a kid pretty much
@@williamrithaler4051 thats not the point the point its that they still follow rules that they made years ago and that clearly are terrible because they are the cause of all conflict in these 3 movies
@@giulianoaaronfrancoynsfran4858 Seriously...if this movie were realistic, they would have made the rules in elementary school only for them to forget about it for nearly a decade and cringe if they ever rediscover it.
Yesss this comment right here
the most unrealistic thing about this entire trilogy is that she got into harvard. *harvard.*
Also that her boyfriend somehow got into Harvard too
Like it's hard?
@@knarikmelikyan It's like one of the most prestigious universities in the USA LMAOOO obviously this story is from wattpad
@@stanleygodquackson3942 u didn‘t get the reference. It‘s a quote from legally blonde:D
@@knarikmelikyan Elle at least seriously studied for it😂
It’s killing me how Dylan is so bored by the actual storyline that he creates his own background plot lines to keep himself entertained 😂
So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?
It's hilarious
and the thing is it is better than the actual plot
I do that to when I don't like the ending or storyline.
Jesus loves you ❤️
“Why is everything so goddamn toxic?”
Because it’s based off a wattpad novel.
Fair
ITS A WATTPAD BOOK?!?!
@@skytheatrics_ it is
@@skytheatrics_ are you really surprised?
Okay- yeah to be fair the only ones Wattpad gives deals to seems to be toxic novels. I'm a writer on wattpad and I don't write stuff like this or After. Like that's toxic and I'm like 99% sure they need a therapist like a romance therapist 😅
What's really stupid is that Lee is totally fine with him and his damn girlfriend going to separate colleges but throws a hissy fit about his best friend going to a different college than him.
@@yukijames1321 even a boyfriend shouldn't do that. Lee is just straight up toxic.
lol he is 5
I was hoping this movie would be Lee coming to terms with his obsession with Elle.
I read spam girlfriend instead of damn girlfriend lol
@@hollywoodisasataniccult4022 No, 8. Lmao.
It’s so unrealistic that they haven’t seen each other for 6 years! Aren’t their families super close and celebrate thanksgiving and everything else together?
Actually though!!! Like he just never came home in six years?? There are many plot holes in this movie but that was probably the dumbest
I don’t think that they hadn’t seen each other in 6years but they probably didn’t spend anytime alone idk tho
@@emmakate5189 they acted like it was the first time they had... especially considering neither knew what the other was up to career wise.
Who are we talking about please 😭😭😭???
Either I'm super dumb or my brain is extremely slow. Or both🙂
@@mabel_5788 Elle and Noah
6 years later
Elle : *is 24*
Hair and costume department : “Let’s go for 35 yo mother of 2. Perfect.”
"we need to represent a strong woman"
"Short hair and mom clothes"
It was her natural hair btw 🤣🤣. at time of fliming
@Kristian Alexis yeah 🤣🤣, she shaved it for a role she was playing, The Act I believe x
@@ellie_mae4872 but the combination of her hair AND the clothes made her look like at least 38😭 girl can rock a short cut but the clothes aint it
Lol
i love how he INSISTS that the dad’s girlfriend killed their mom 😭
Especially when you consider the mom apparently died of cancer.
Dylan’s a special guy innit😂
@@BewareofBordome Plot twist:She gave her mom cancer
@@DAKRAB she use the Cancer ray on the mom
Cuz it makes sense
The fact that the most impactful and relatively well acted scene is Elle's dad telling her how much he's disappointed in her makes me so happy
So how was that resolved? I'm not watching this movie, but I'm hoping the dad is still disappointed in her and didn't attend her graduation from USC, and they're still estranged because Elle finds out her dad's gf did kill her mother, but her dad won't believe it...
@@InBetweenMoleculesSadly that’s not what happened. Elle made peace with Linda and pretty much everyone in her life. I might’ve blocked it out but I don’t remember another scene with her dad
@@Kristianalexis1Don't blame ya if you did end up blocking out the memory
"Why is Marco here? Why is Marco here?" Me the entire movie, lmao
i get him being at the waterpark/ go kart place. But everywhere else was just so unnecessary and weird
Why IS he here? Doesn’t he have a home?
SAME
Because Marco is a better character than most of the characters.
I feel bad for Elle like she's annoying but the way Lee and Noah both guilt her for hanging out with the other one is so toxic
Exactly. Lee and Noah are awful, stop guilt-tripping her!
LMAO it's 100% her fault for having no spine to stand up to them. She led them around, acted selfishly and made assumptions with everyone and then she plays the victim when the consequences smack her hard in the face.
Like, she literally guilt tripped her dad and his new girlfriend for being together and acted like a 5-year-old in front of them. I have zero sympathy for her... or anyone else, really.
@@bananatiergod yup. None of the characters are even remotely likeable. I'm surprised they got even 1 sequel let alone 2
@@bananatiergod while she is unlikable, other people’s behavior are not, and never will be, anyone’s fault. Ultimately, we are responsible only for our own actions (and inaction).
shes still an absolute prick and the worst character despite others actions
"Holy shit im going to be so satisfied if everyones poor"
"We're selling the beach house"
"CAUSE YOU'RE POOR"
LMAO WHY IS HE SO HAPPY
He really wants some drama lmao 🤣
Lmao the man used to film with an ice water bottle between his legs because he didn't have Aircon. My guy just wanted to see people reach his level 😂
@@petrathorsty3833 fuuuuuuu, he did lmao
I THOUGHT THE SAME
Cause rich people be boring fam wheres the struggle and compromise? Rich people just get to have it all no sweat and meh
the kissing booth movies have this weird talent where they make the movie feel like its 17 hours long despite the fact youve only watched 12 minutes
💀💀💀
I literally felt this every time I checked how far in I was haha
the only other movie i’ve personally experienced this with is the cat in the hat from like 2003. not that it’s bad bc i love that movie but it is a total fever dream and i felt like it has been 2 hours when watching it and i just reach the 20 minute mark. but with the kissing booth it’s just non tolerable
Fr
Yooo this, I decided to watch it for the heck of it and when I say this believe me. I thought I was halfway through the movie and then I checked the time stamp I was only 23 minutes in. I came here 😂
For me the worst thing about these movies (and you know there are many options here), is the fact that the brothers seems to have NO relationship between them whatsoever. Like how did everything become about her? It's like the writers straight up forgot they were family while writing this. At least in The Vampire Diaries, Stefan and Damon had their relationship, which made it less about Elena, which is why it worked.
True
Can we talk about vampire diaries though?!? Masterpiece (minus a few things but damn)
ISTG THERE WAS LITERALLY ONE SCENE OF THE TWO OF THEM ONLY
I feel like more of the memories between Ella and the bff would have more memories with the brother. Like both of my closes friends had a younger brother that I remember being there the whole time, and the older sister.
Team Salvatore!
Kinda disappointed about how Dylan didn’t mention that his college had to shut down in the beginning…
Omg i was thinking the same lol: "ANS MY COLLEGE DOES NOT EVEN EXIST NOW".
he's probably talking about Everest uni it was shut down for pulling loans out in student names even tho the students never agreed I also went there... now I could be wrong since alot of schools that do that.
bruh if we’re talking in real life, that’s not possible. But they do whatever the hell comes out of their guts,they don’t care if it’s shitty or not. *GOD*
He did say college is a scam 🤣
This is the first time dylan didn't mention hus college shutting down even after hearing the word "college" more than once.
That shows how distracted he was by the dumbness of the movie that he EVEN FORGOT TO MENTION HIS COLLEGE TRAGIC STORY?!?!?!
My god Lee is such a toxic friend. Their whole friendship is so toxic. It starts falling apart over such petty things like not hanging out together for once. Why do you constantly need to be with each other to keep your friendship intact?
@@danielatanarycristovao well codependency is kinda toxic
Elle: introduces new guy to lee
Lee: hangs out with new guy once
Elle: 😡😡😭😰 omg nooo
I think Elle was more toxic out of the two but you're right the friendship is very childish
The parents did a terrible job raising their sons.
@@theoverratedchannel6225 I agreed they raised them to be so spoiled-
Elle and Lee have the most exhausting friendship. Literally a list and rules for every situation 😂
They treat the list of childish rules like a Bible
i got physically tired watching them together
@@adeleaslan8182 omg bible joke because I’m so modern and progressive 🤪🤪
Ikr like I’m exhausted watching them lol
Seriously it's so complicated 😩 I'd rather be friendless lmao
Elle: never shows any interest in video games besides the fake dance dance revolution and playing Mario kart in like one scene w/the gokart
Elle: “yeah I’m ‘designing games”
She had a ‘gaming podcast’ in the second movie but besides that she indeed did not show any interest towards games. It so stupid 😂
Don’t forget when she played Packman 😂
The more unbelievable part is the movie acting like designing video games is a successful business that is comparable to what you'd get from going to Harvard or Berkley
@@oliviah3494 *Pac Man
I mean that was the closest semblance of a hobby she had in the whole trilogy so ... I guess they had to run with what little they had 😅
widowed parent: *finds a new partner*
dylan: OMFG the new partner KILLED the dead spouse and is now inserting themselves into the new family!
He loves murder mystery movies
@Kristian but he doesn't watch recommendations 😔
@Kristian Alexis yeah and I like the movie it's good
Okay, but Dylan's plot would have improved this movie by infinite percentages
@Kristian Alexis that movie was so great
Honestly, the most unrealistic aspect of this movie is that Elle, who has the personality of a sack of flour, got into Harvard, Berkeley, AND USC without even trying
Sack of flour 😂😂
Not the sack of flour 😭😭😭
“The personality of a sack of flour.”😂
Like goddamn how easy do these directors think it is to get into prestigious universities
And has all these guys fighting for her attention
The way Jacob feels about this series is the same way Robert feels about twilight
omg ur right
I don’t blame them
who’s robert ? 😭😂
@@graceyang7377 Edward’s actor
@@graceyang7377 robert pattison the actor for edward in twilight
"for the next 3 cringey things, i'm not gonna say anything"
*one second later*
"look at how bad this shot is"
😭😭😭😭
maybe cuz bad and cringey are different things
dylan hating this movie and making the woman pursuing elles dad the murderer and playing that same clip back HAS ME LIVING AND BREATHING OXYGEN😭
Right?! I love that for him, he's so creative and funny PLSSS 😭🤚🏽
PLS FR
IKRR
Dylan: "I would be throwing the kid into a pit of snakes instead of water"
Also Dylan: "I'm not a violent person"
almost 2.5k likes and no comments? i-
@@accioenchiladas holy shit I didn't even see that
I rather thrown him out in the piles of nails that's what I thought 😁
me not skipping any ads because i haven’t seen dylan this sad about a movie since princess protection program and he deserves all the ad revenue he can get
You’re the goat 🐐
Same
Oh gosh, not "depressed" please use something else
@@thelighthousez3718 just changed it, totally my bad for being careless about using the wrong vocab!
@@hannah-cq7kr Depressed was a word before depression, it's not talking about mental illness, it's talking about feeling down. You were absolutely right for using that word as intended. Some people are just ignorant on what they think they should protect.
I thought the “I’m putting my foot down, you’re not selling the house” bit was a joke and that the parents would address it but they don’t. That just makes the characters super spoiled and very unlikeable.
Option 1: Dylan pre-watched the movie to make it seem like he guessed everything correctly.
Option 2: Dylan is good at seeing where plots are going and correctly guessed everything.
Option 3: the movie is so pathetically cliche that there's no point watching it because we ALL know what's going to happen.
I'm going with 2&3
2
3
Im pretty sure no sane person would voluntarily watch this movie twice.....so 2
3
Plot of movies are getting really predictable, there's nothing new anymore. Once, my sister was telling about a movie she watched that she really liked and I guessed the ending of the movie without even watching it.
Dylan: “I’m not a violent person”
Also Dylan: “no one got paralyzed?!? THEN WHATS THE F*CKING POINT?”
He isn’t a violent person but he gladly watches people being violent
No honestly this movie felt like it lasted 12 hours. Took me the whole day to get through it 😭😭 I just thought it was because I was stoned but you saying it did for you too confirms this movie is a trip
I was constantly checking how much time has passed...
@@yaeloberman3008 same. Actually, I skipped so many scenes because it got soooo longggg
I watched it 1.25x and it still felt like forever
😅Literally me!!!! I decided to watch this halfway through coz I was to into and I assumed it was because I was stoned😂
Took me 3 days ..
Was Joey King contracted to make 3 of these? Cause if I was her, after being in an amazing series like The act and being nominateed for an emmy, I would definitely NOT continue making these lol
I guarantee they all signed a 3 movie contract in the beginning and hated their lives. Because the actor that plays Noah is also in euphoria, and there’s no way they knew how stupid these kissing booth movies would be
@@user-ie4hz9fx1q yeah I agree, I honestly can't see it being any other way.
same. she is an amazing actress GODDD why she accepted 😔
I do know they had tons of fun making them. Maybe not the Noah actor though… everyone else probably considered the movies as three long get togethers with friends 😂
@Melanie Pamela Grave Cifuentes but wouldn’t the actors have to pay a lot of money in order to break the contract and walk away from the movie? I don’t think they blackmailed their way into staying
I feel so sorry for jacob elordi cause he showed that he can play an extremely diverse character that has manyyyyy different issues that he portrayed really well in euphoria, but he was stuck doing this fucking trilogy. You can tell that he was so done with the whole thing in this film, like soooooo bored of it😂😂
Definitely 😂 To the point where he slipped into his natural accent and no one cared lol
The fact that we are supposed to believe Elle got into Harvard, Berkley AND USC, and even got CALLED by Harvard as if she was special is ludicrous. And then even though she showed 0 interest in games other then DDR in the other movies, she suddenly is a gamer who gets accepted into game design without a portfolio and a GODAWFUL pitch?!
I will try to erase this entire franchise from my mind forever. Thank you.
She started a gaming podcast in KB2 😂 in the montage 😂
Lmao I swear when I was watching this i was like.. puh-lease! No uni would ever be calling somebody like that once u miss the deadline that is u boo boo. WORSE she was waitlisted? Like nah...
I love how they COMPLETELY forgot the only true passion she had: Dancing. the plto for the other 2 movies revolved around the dancing thing, the dance club in the first one, and the dancing competition in the second one. SHE SHOULD BE A DANCER. I'm pretty sure they made her go to "game desing" college just so she would be more "not like other girls" ans shit like that. but like, is 2021, women are in the gaming industry for so long now, is not inovative nor necessary to have your main character being a "gamer" just so she can be special
As for the waitlist thing, you accept your spot on the waitlist and accept the spot to the school you got into. So she should’ve said yes to UC Berkeley and paid the deposit while she waited for Harvard to respond.
@@NaishaS I thought she lied about the waitlist? She got accepted to both but couldn’t tell the boys so said both waitlisted her until she decided
Dylan: "I'm not a violent person."
Also Dylan almost every commentary: *Hopes for murder, gore and violence*
Omg, so true...!
Lmao
This is so true and sometimes I feel the same way
The biggest lie he’s ever told 🤣
almost...its all
Lee pissed me off every movie. He’s such a baby. I couldn’t be friends with him lol.
Same
You calling that girl's parents divorce was both lowkey impressive and hilarious as fuck
Lol I did too when I watched the movie 😂
I was pissing myself laughing
"He's taller and richer! You think you had a shot?" Lmao words can't express how much I love Dylans kissing booth movie commentary
I saw this comment as soon as he said it lol
Lee & Elle are so codependent that they both only use “L”s & “E”s in their names, that’s probably one of there rules too lol.
YES!! Like when kids make up nicknames and demand everyone uses them, but bc lee is rich he demands the parents pay to have their names legally changed 😂😂😂😂
Seriously though - Lee, Noah, Elle, Evans, Flynn - why do all these characters have such vanilla names (no shade to real people)? Also I swear half the boyfriends in these shitty "romcoms" are called Noah lmao maybe it means wood in some language.
I think her actual name is Rochelle too...I bet he was triggered by that and thats why she started going by Elle 😂
@@user-rl7zq2ms7i hahahah why is that fucking funny??
LMAMAAAOOOOOO
I’m not team anybody. I’m team everyone gets therapy.
People say Marco is too good for Elle, but he’s bad too; he actively pursued someone he knew was in a relationship and acted so needy.
Ikr
She strung him along for a while, kissed him while in a relationship with someone else- he caught feelings. It's not right but I understand why he can't get over her.
exactly
Elle kept running to Marco for help, to whine about her crappy boyfriend, and I can not stress this enough, *She* Kissed Him! As @tiana1420 said, she strung him along and he developed feelings for her. Plus, he can see how toxic her boyfriend is and knows it's not healthy for her to be in a relationship with Noah. Elle likes playing with fire, but Marco feels compelled to keep her from getting burned. And the irony of this is, if Elle wasn't an idiot, she'd see clearly Marco would be a much better boyfriend.
Dylan at 25:50 “Stop Jumping to the worst conclusions.”
Also Dylan: “Linda murdered their mom”
I like how Dylan has accepted his nose ring.
Looks like it. And I'm honestly living for it.
Or...he recorded all the videos wearing it in the same day to give the illusion that he is still wearing it
@r r I disagree
@r r I strongly disagree.
@SNOW DAYS It's a fake nose ring. So he can switch it up 😉
He started wearing it after the makeover video with Kennedy.
dylan’s everlasting hatred for lee’s girlfriend is what keeps me going
every other review i watch loves her, this was refreshing bc i hate her sm as well 😭
Cindy (withcindy) loves Rachel and Chloe (Noah's Friend)
@@Pandaluvsretrothings i watch her as well! she loves rachel sm istg i cannot stand any of these characters except for noah maybe, marco and chloe (fav character tbh)
@@hwlsgrl Marco and Chloe are the best characters than Elle and Lee imo
Idk..I didn't really like her in the second movie tbh..but in this one she was kinda fine
he should watch euphoria and see how different Jacob elordi’s character is 😭
The blank stare at the camera that Dylan gives whenever there's about to be a sponsorship is everything.
It's so annoying how the boyfriend is mad at her for choosing to spending her summer with her best friend when they're gonna be living together and going to the same school.
yeah but at the same time the boyfriend Noah is probably jealous since her bestfriend lee is always hanging out with her
So true also bro if u wave rights to do the bucket list you can’t be mad when she does bucket list things without u because you said you didn’t want to be included
lol but that’s pretty weird because most boyfriend would wat to spend their summer with their girlfriend right? Not only in th movie but also in real life. They’d get jealous
Personally I find the bestfriend, Lee, so extremely unlikeable. He complains about everything and is so whiny. When someone is in a relationship they want to spend time with their partner. He's toxic, immature and whenever he doesn't get his way he'll gaslight the situation and say that Elle is the one to blame. And although Elle has the most dullest, one-dimensional personality ever, I still find lee so annoying. Like bruh that's your brother's girlfriend not yours, stop being clingy.
I think her bestfriend is a peace of sheet for not knowing how exhausted she was with him.
Completely skipped watching the third movie entirely and just decided to watch it with Dylan's commentary, which I think is the best decision I've made in 2021 so far
I have literally watched this movie by watching other people watch it and shit on it and its a great experience tbh
I'd rather set myself on fire than actually watching those movies but oh boy watching the commentaries is my chrismas
Same Lmfaooo
Honestly same
i watched all 3 of them just by watching Dylan's commentaries lmao IT WAS THE BEST
THE MORE YOU ASSUME THAT THAT LADY KILLED HER MOM, THE MORE I ABSOLUTELY DIE LAUGHING
This series just proves that people watch anything just if it's on Netflix
Elle: "Is everything okay?"
Dylan: "Noo, Mario. Everything is a disaster."
I died in this part. Hahahah
YES HIS JOKES ARE TOO GOOD HAHA
Hobi 🤩🤩
spent two minutes trying to figure out who tf the character Dylan was before I realized..
@@Julie-wc1tl lmao that happened to me with another comment when someone mentioned a person by their real life name instead of character name
@@stellamariss 💜💜
Just in case anyone was wondering: the likelihood of getting into Berkeley, Harvard AND USC is 0.0005. And that's for the average qualified applicant, which Elle is not (unless being insufferable is an extracurricular).
Well in the fan fic world it is completely possible. What do you expect from wattpad stories like this?
@@swastikasingh4458 you say fan fic world... the writer of TKB is British and said she took inspiration from a lot of American movies and books, so she was just using typical American fiction tropes and probably didn't know many other American universities
@@amityislandchum actually, if the math is right, that is how they work. the events aren't mutually exclusive, or co-dependent of each other just incredibly unlikely.
🤣🤣🤣
@@billiejohnson7479 probably that may be the case but even in that case since it was already a trope so it just reinforces my point, don't you think ?
20:54 IDNRKOWDMMNNVEEJHFBVSJDNCJ ENOUGH WITH THE SHE KILLED HER MOM JOKES IM CRYING
The way you predicted most of what would happen just says how many clichés these movies have
The BEST part of Dylan’s movie commentary’s is his in depth description of everything the director and writers did wrong.
Ikr the selling the beach house and not showing any of it not making sense
Made so much sense
can we agree that dylan has had the biggest glow up in youtube history
that’s why I want him to read my book haha
@@Maryfamouslady first he has to finish his LOL
Dylan: "Hold on...his hair looks good"
Me: Okay..
Dylan: Maybe he's using function of beauty shampoo
Me: Aaahhh I know where this is going
Everytime
@@drishtisanger3899 the smirk he gives everytime that happens lmao
@kazuraine The transitions are so good. Well, this one perhaps not as much as usually because the hair comment just came out of blue xD But still, the effort must be appreciated, and he makes the ad segments actually enjoyable.
@kazuraine hahaha 100% I just can't get enough. I shake my head because I know where we're headed and his little grin keeps me from cringing hahaha
why did he murder that one extras entire existence 😭😭😭
12:30
I NEED Dylan to bring back the series where he watches the pilot of a show and then the last episode from what ever season it left off on. Preferably with OBX.
YES!
Omg yes i want dylans take on jj
The list was just an excuse for their unstable friendship
Fr
FOR REAL
💀
Agreed, this movie should have been called "Stupid and outdated friendship rules."
“They haven’t focused on Lee’s girlfriend and I love that for me” …I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard
"her mother's murderer" NO CS THATS WOULDVE BEEN A REALLY GOOD PLOT TWIST
NOT U GETTING THE DIVORCE THING RIGHT😭😭
Dylan: “I’m not a violent person”
Also Dylan: “He wouldn’t land in water, he’d land in a pit of snakes”
LMAOOO
It’s so wild to me how literally every single main character is just such a terrible person that you go back and forth between hating them for how they treat others one moment and feeling bad for how the others treat them the next
Just a movie full of childish and toxic people
This is such a reach lol
yes
I actually think the only character I think is actually a decent person y Marco PFFT
Well I continued watching, forget what I said about Marco 💀
18:04 that screenshot killed me 😂 WHY ARE THESE MEN PINING OVER HER!?
and if I say Chloe should have had her own movie because she seems to be an actual rationalizing grown up and has some personality, I'm the bad guy
Dylan: "This movie depressed the shit out of me." 😂
"We've got 1 month and half till After 3, let's recover!" 😂😂😂
After 3 is gonna put all of us in coma ..... the cringe is gonna be on next level
@@psyduck0012 tell me about it 🥲
@@psyduck0012 Can't wait 😂😂😂
@@saracanariov1431 it’s nothing but the never ending saga of them fighting with each other .... and we know the level of toxicity ✨✨its just going📈📈📈📈
@@psyduck0012 Exactly 💯 📈
I love how in every single movie Dylan's plots are WAY better that the actual plot
He has to make a movie!
@@alizaloring3437 he's has to finish his book first 🤣
@@Marie-Fey40 yeah but I really want a movie😂 I also want him to react to it
And when he predicts a plot or its element accurately even though he was joking, like the part where the girl's sad because, drumroll, her parents are getting a divorce
@@Kasiarzynka Not confusing just boring and so many pointless characters that did nothing. Like the hot chick. Why was she there? Nothing happened with her. Her invisible parents got divorced. So what. And Lees girlfriend, they could have been broken up the whole movie. Molly Ringwalds character wanted to sell beach house, then decided not to sell. The main girl decided to go to the same school her boyfriend went and then talked to Molly Ringwalds character and decided to do her own thing. And Marco just tried to get laid and failed. And the stepmom just pissed main girl off because she was acting like she had replaced her mom and she was upset about the monopoly piece because that was the piece her dead mother always used. That was the one of the two conflicts in the movie that was good and real. Also other good point was that the main girl was the people pleaser and that those dont get praised but taken advantage of and you really have to think of yourself and fight for yourself to get what you want. The end.
Kissing Booth is a masterpiece compared to He's All That
Soooo true
Dylan: I hate this girl so much.
withcindy: And I took that personally.
Sad he didn’t comment on the last internal monologue Elle did. That was the nail in the coffin for me, “and it was all bc of a kissing booth” like I literally have no words for my internal demise that happened after that writing.
she said “all because of…well. you know!” or something like that 😭
I somehow questioned my existence after this 3rd one because it was SO frikkin bad. Like..... WHO WROTE THISS>???
To be fair then he would’ve have to watch more of the movie to see that part
The writers were scratching their heads trying to figure out how to incorporate the kissing booth into this third movie.
Let’s be real, this series became “until we hate ourselves”
"Until everyone hates one another"
Dylan should do a live where we can all watch the movie at the same time with his commentary. Would be amazing!
“I couldn’t be happier, that i never have to experience this film again.” DYLAN IS SO ICONIC
Dylan: "I am not a violent person"
also Dylan the next 20min: waits to see blood when they fight, would throw his kid into a pit with snakes, wants someone to get seriously injured during the race and makes the stepmother a murderer
I love your pfp
I don’t know you but the facts that you are watching Dylan’s videos and have jungkook as your profile picture make ne like you hahaha
@@stellamariss and I love you pls
love thé pfp
@@elli4554 PLSS army’s who watch dylan‘s videos are literally elite
the only way I would be able to watch this movie without dying is to watch through this video, SO THANK YOU DYLAN FOR TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM
Honestly, same! My brother loves all Kissing Booth movies and has been telling me to watch but I thought I'll just wait for Dylan hahaha
Sameeee, haha
Lmaoooo factssss this is wat I said😭😭😭
@@nleahc yess, my best friend was on me to watch it. dead ass could not have made it through without dylan. only way I'd watch it
I watched it through x1.5 the whole way and still felt it was soo long and wondered how Dylan would make it fun. But he managed to do it with the imaginary murder plot line as always
29:28
something I HATED WITH MY WHOLE HEART AND SOUL was how SHE WAS THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON THAT “looked older” 👁👄👁 EVERYONE ELSE LOOKS THE FUCKING SAME AFTER 6 YEARS. “Omg guys let’s put them all in suits and fancy looking cloths to make it look like they are big kids now”
At 15:45 where you guessed what happened, I laughed as soon as you did
"IMAGINE THIS POOR BRAT DATING YOUR SON" I HOLLERED
I DIED. i dont even care for these movies, but Dylan is just GOLD
Elle: I vote no
Dylan : *peace was never an option*
I wanna c Dylan’s version of this movie… going broke, murdering mothers to take their place, go kart injuries, kidnapped brother, blood, rabbit foraging, savage mother, scheming, etc.
right? i'd read the sht outta that one
this movie broke me drastically, physically, mentally, horizontally, vertically.
2:04 WAIT SHE DID NOT DECLINE A PHONE CALL FROM HARVARD
“What do people like about her, she’s insecure” Dylan 😭😭😭
Innit true thoooooo
lol Lee seems more insecure 🤣
@@hollywoodisasataniccult4022 let's be honest, they all are
@@elis2506 true 🤣 & they both got into Harvard
this movie was the embodiment of teenage hormones where elle thinks the world revolves arounds her and throws a tantrum every time it does not. literally hated it and did not find an appreciation for elle at the end of the movie
literally feel the same like jesus
But one things for sure. It was entertaining as hell 😂😂. Even tho the comments ☝️is accurate
To be fair, Lee’s like that too. Every conflict in the movie is basically caused by him throwing a tantrum over Elle not catering to his feelings, her own be damned.
Elle still sucks tho. They deserve each other.
@@supermutantsam1160
the whole BASHING
Elle thing sucks indeed
15:54 bro that patty looks burnt AF
Dylan wanting everything to go wrong is GOLD.
The fact that we never saw/heard about that beach house and now they are all nostalgic about it, I-
The 2nd one they were there tho right, like the opening scenes
It was in the beginning of the second one for a little bit but the audience still had no emotional connection to it lol
@@kollo5678 exactly! Most of the viewers don’t even remember it hahaha
The way he keeps stopping to check the time and only realizing that 30-45 mins have passed in film time is SUCH A MOOD with this movie, I LITERALLY stopped thinking I got like an hour in and I was only 20 mins in😐
It was worse with the 2nd one because that one was like 3 freaking hours long
Dylan is trying so hard to turn this into a suspenseful lifetime movie.
dylan truly is king of working his sponsorship reads into the video, the shampoo transition made me laugh so hard
“Maybe he’s using function of beauty… I bet that’s what it is”
*Long awkward pause knowing that the audience is looking at him the same way because we know a sponser is coming*
😂😂😂
I swearrr😂
And the laugh when he said the video was sponsored 😂
let's be honest. dylan's commentary is the only reason we looked forward to this movie being released.
I live for the popular UA-camrs tearing this movie to shreds
The most accurate thing Ive read today 😂
Omg yes!! Hahahha
I want After 3 to be released so bad
The shot of Linda with the music popping up is killing me 😂
Dylan: is saying that he's letting this one slide
Also Dylan: proceeds to accuse the woman of murder throughout the whole movie🤣
I do find it frustrating that so many people are mad at Elle for "blowing off" dinner with Noah. Yeah, the flashmob was dumb but it was something she had planned with her friends WEEKS in advance and Noah throws a hissy fit, like "how dare you not cancel a prior engagement for my surprise dinner. I did something vaguely romantic for once 🤬."
Yes
The problem of communication between all characters 🙄 shouldn't your boyfriend know that you already have plans?
Agreed, but honestly almost every “conflict” in this movie could have been fixed if literally anyone talked to another person…. Yea, they planned the flash mob for weeks, so why didn’t her boyfriend, WHO SHE LIVES WITH, know about it?
Precisely this! It raised a HUGE red flag for me tbh
Every single relationship in these movies is SO toxic. Everyone is selfish and throws fits when things don't go exactly their way. It's just a bunch of spoiled brats.
The Flynn brothers have no personality
Dylan: well, they are rich.
Those r brothers for u.
15:49 omg you called it lol 🤣🤣
I’d like to thank you putting yourself through the torture of watching this movie and making a video about it so that I don’t have to watch it and suffer
dylan telling the people his college was a scam every chance he can get
What school did he go to?
Where did he go?
I'm not sure; but I do know that his college got shut down DJDBDBDJ
@@Sydney-ui6kn it was a film school, he’s never mentioned the name I don’t think
HAHAHHA in that moment i cracked 💀💀💀
I’m here faster than Lee getting mad with every decision Elle makes
Damn, okay Flash.
THE MOST UNDERRATED COMMENT EVER
LMAO
Love that Dylan finds every excuse to bring up his scam college 😂
14:42 they knew EXACTLY what they were doing with that scene bro, aint no fucking way💀