Laurie Amber can relate, we had three flights of stairs between every other class. On the other hand, I really can run a marathon like a boss tho so thanks, school, for the physical abuse on my muscles from age 12 on lol
@@_gblume hi! That's my university too :D I laughed so hard when he made that comment because walking up those stairs really is just as bad (if not worse) than you would think 😂
Kaylucky 77 it’s based on a Wattpad book that got professionally published so there was really nothing they could do other than not make the movie 🤷🏽♀️
It’s kinda wild that Lee drove her to and dropped her off and that date huh. I didn’t even think about how gross that is, he literally witnessed the assault
Not all wattpad novels are stupid. The good ones just don't get noticed because Wattpad is filled with teenaged girls who are not interested in mature writing
It was actually written by a teenager when she was 15 years old at Wattpad in 2012. She wrote it, it became famous, it happened on paper and then they decided to make it a movie.
@Joel Katumba you sir...have obviously never saw the mind of a 12-16 year old girl on wattpad...there are millions of stories by little girls where you put yourself in the character's shoes and you get sold by your abusive mother for drugs to either a hot rich guy or the hottest boyband out at the moment(usually 5sos or 1D) and they use you as a literal sex slave until one or more members fall in love with you and starts treating you like a human....this is literally elementary.
Joel Katumba heh yeee. but the earlier generations were no better. i got an inside look of the teen fangirls life in korea in the 90s...they wrote a lot of gay stuff... women are weird...this is coming from one 😂
I think my favourite part is still how noah, who is skipping school, getting into trouble, beating up students, getting suspended etc got accepted to harvard😂😂😂
Right as a best friend it makes me mad. Hell in a group of like 6 people i barely knew they didnt let me drunkenly strip. (I knew 2 of them fairly well)
"Huge house, everyone's rich, everyone's attractive, and the biggest problem in your life is that you dont know which hot brother to choose." That's some foreshadowing to Episode right there
I really don't understand what's the best friend's (Lee?) deal. He has a girlfriend, his own life, but he gets all pressy when his best friend likes his brother? Man, I'm calling THAT self-centered.
Nora Girl it's because supposedly his brother has always got everything in life and the one thing he has that his brother doesn't is Elle. So when she gets with him, he feels like his brother literally wins everything (bit stupid but if your best friend started dating your sibling wouldn't you find it weird. I would!)
Laura Spillane right! it also sort of implies that he treats the friend as an object to be ‘owned’ and ‘used’ for himself and no one else- which is highly frustrating
I agree that I think he’s jealous of his John Tucker brother, but that he also believes Elle deserves better than his bro because he thinks his brothers just some player who’s a douchebag with no heart.
Janaki Actually the first interaction with Lee , Elle , and Noah together was when they were all talking by the pool when Noah came home and that was fun banter . When Elle got hurt Lee still had no idea at first that Elle & Noah were a couple . As far as telling "us" something about Noah..... Noah mentioned to Elle about his temper a little bit after they started dating . It was only after Noah admitted to having a bad temper when Lee walked in and assumed Noah might have hurt Elle .
@@hippiechic6772 which is the right thing to worry about because temper problems do not justify abuse and Lee knew that and genuinely thought that he was abusive You completely missed the main point trying to justify the wrong things, that, by the way, weren’t even pointed out. No offence.
Exactly! If your boyfriend's (or girlfriend's) sibling automatically asks if they hurt you when they see you're injured that is a HUGE red flag. *insert red flag parade with marching band here*
Holy shit dude, I just looked this up. Damn, apparently majority of the movie was filmed in South Africa, and so is the sequel. I've never felt more conflicted before.
to be fair Elle is a dramatic brat. It's so cringe how she always accidentally falls down and Noah catches her and she always runs away when the situation is heated. A girl in shorts should run in LA at night so he was right to yell at her. And she slept with him an hour later so it wasn't like she didn't like it
I like that when Elle was drunk and taking off all her clothes Lee sees and does nothing, but when she keeps talking compliments in the second film about Marco he runs like it's the end of the world, he seriously has to review his priorities.
Every Deserves rights people are rich because they worked for it. If you’re talking about the inheritors then they still have to work to keep money coming and if you’re talking about their kids then yeah they also deserve rights because it’s their parents money and they shouldn’t be stripped of rights just because the rest of us just think of them as lazy douches with golden goose that provides them wealth
@@BlueHat1 What does her saying "bruh" have to do with what Dylan says? She commented on her words, not her own words lol. You pointed out something he complained about, she's not complaining about it.
That line where Noah says “I don’t start fights I finish them” reminded me of that little white kitten with a pink bow from the Aristocats who said “Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them”
it really feels like that's the main reason no one casts actual teenagers to play teenagers, cause then these creeps would get into more trouble for all the softcore underage porn they're making
That scene where that boy yelled "GET IN THE CAR" was really scary. Because think people he is a controller, abusive boy and I really thought something gonna happen to her in that car. Glad didn't happened something I thought and there is that scene when she got hurt in her face and Lee came and he thought Noah(?) did it. It shows even his brother thinks that he is dangerous. Like did he beat up one of her ex girlfriends? That's why Lee gave that questioning look? I don't understand how people can like this movie. This movie is the defination of trash, abusive relationship and a lot of assault. Another reason to stan Dylan.
RIGHT?? Like I don't understand how the writers or literally anyone thought that any of that was ok to be put in a movie, that just normalizes abuse...
@@youngfunny1824 I mean, you're not wrong but I almost went into an spiral when I read class 2010 and "too old", pls, we are only 26, I am crying. But yeah no one my age should play a HS student.
Honestly so glad Jacob Elordi got redemption in Euphoria. Euphoria really shows a part of Jacob’s great acting abilities compared to The Kissing Booth.
OK.... I seriously have read quite a few references to a movie named "Euphoria" in here and will have to give Euphoria a try now. Although I do believe I have seen that awhile back I do not remember Jacob Elordi being in that movie ; I find it hard to believe I would have over looked him in Euphoria . Since people in here seemed really impressed by Jacob in that movie compared to The Kissing Booth . I am off to give Euphoria a watch now .
Honestly it's one of the reasons I didn't watch the film. Their height difference makes me uncomfortable and the kisses aren't even hot. No chemistry at all
“You’re cute when you’re bossy” is such a demeaning phrase. Elle was trying to set a boundary, and he instantly changed the subject. If I could read a text copy of the script of this movie, I think it would **only** be the word “YIKES”
This is kinda unrelated, but I really your profile picture. By the way I agree with what you are saying, it is really annoying when people say that, the best noice to describe it is really “YIKES”
@@tintedcherry yeah there are so many better books on Wattpad but they are usually longer like characters have more time to develop through more scenes that can't be easily compressed and made into a movie.
And then the fact that he yelled at her to get in into the car just makes it even worse. This dude has all of the red flags in the world attached to him.
I was forced to watch it when it came out because it was my last day at school, my teacher was showing it, and I had nothing better to do, I still regret that hour and a half.
not only is this a wattpad story but it's 100% *every* story on that app 'episode', packed full to the brim of teen movie cliches and the only thing that makes me happy about this film is that jacob elordi and joey king are happy together ... i hope the god awful movie was worth it for them.
Not enough Noah slander. There's so many red flags with him, starting with his anger issues and how Elle was so obviously scared when he yelled at her to get in the car. Like I actually believed he would've hurt her if she refused. And the fact that Lee saw Elle with a cut and his first instinct was that Noah hurt her shows a lot about Noah's character. Of course Noah just gets even worse in the second movie.
I was laughing so much everytime that guy with the camera popped up and you commented on it. I had to go to the bathroom from laughing and I had to crouch on the ground trying to catch my breath.
Fun Fact: They filmed the school scenes at the University of Cape Town .The stairs are called Jammie Stairs and trust me everyday is leg day on campus 😂
16:49 are you telling me that you had the perfect opportunity to say "Hollywood? more like morning wood" and you didn't take advantage of it? disgrace.
Episode is much more better than this. The story may not aming sense at furst but it started to making sense and connected later. And Wattpad just like... cut things off without an explanation
Nutella Nutelbelle Lmao that’s a good point but I have a weird thing with both of them is that when I use them, I’m addicted and can’t stop but than I stop using them for a long time and it’s just one of with both apps for me lmao.
"This is like a 40 million dollar house" one minute later "You live in like a 30 million dollar house" Dylan decreased this houses value by 10 mil for rich boy tears
"I cannot feel sorry for any character who goes to a school with that many stairs. You are too rich for sympathy" I go to that school (university) and I think I deserve sympathy just for climbing up and down those stairs (and more) everyday 😭 I wish I was rich tho
It’s like they filmed the same scene but two different ways and they couldn’t figure out which one to put in the movie so they just decide to put both in
"I know we don't really see eye to eye on things" sis.. the height difference. That's a long distance relationship 😂 (coming from a 4'10 girl dating a 6'6 guy 😂)
To all my lovely Troublemakers, please DO NOT feel the need to get into someone's car who has known anger issues and is pressuring you...no matter how well you know them. *Most known cases of assault happen to people that know their aggressor.* Trust your instinct. If you don't feel safe and you feel uncomfortable, get out of that situation ASAP. Do what you gotta do to leave and don't feel bad for leaving. I've had to do this before. I was uncomfortable with the driver so I found another ride. I called a friend. Glad I did. Please be safe everyone ❤
I hate how wattpad markets itself with these stories and makes a brand and stereotypes with these, while there are some freaking masterpiece books which hv like 50 votes and 200 reads. like whyyyy
@@chloewatson7847 A little late of a response, sorry! But he's constantly being violent throughout the movie (including towards her - he slams his hand on his car to try and convince her to go with him which is a threatening act), controlling who she spends time with (he's been 'keeping guys away from her' for years), and basically says all the lines he knows a girl would love to hear (and being a known player) to win her over after years of not being interested in her while also encouraging her to hide their relationship. While not ALL of that is immediately signs of abuse, it is all red flags of a situation that could easily and quickly turn abusive.
@@sophiags4240 Honestly I was so startled when he hit the hood of that car and I was like "yeah the last thing I would do in her place now is get in the car, drive out somewhere into the wilderness and then have sex with him" :D I would have RUN
Why was this book from wattpad adapted into a movie? There are so many better books on there. Any book by simonsaidwhat would have made me so happy. But this one? Really?
I haven’t read this book except for a few chapters way back when,but I heard “Storm and Silence” is a master piece and honestly if that’s book isn’t published than what’s wrong with the universe
Honestly, because Netflix was advertising this movie so much, I was like okay it can’t be THAT bad... I was wrong, I cringed the whole way through, but I was like “I’m already watching it now, I may as well carry on”😂😂😂
First I saw in on Netflix but I got a feeling it was going to be shit, then EVERYBODY started to talk about it, posts everywhere, and after like 3 months I was like "okay fine I'll watch it I'm probably just being bitchy and mean, the movie must be good" HA! TOTAL GARBAGE! One of the worst movies I have ever watched lmao
Dylan making fun of Byron's voice, like... 😂 He doesn't have anything stuck in his throat, he's just a South African trying to fake an American accent. Cut him a little slack, my man.
I laughed every time they kissed that man had to do geometry with his back to make that shit work. When she pulled him down in the rain he damn near hit 90 degrees
I really thought the football dude was gonna end up being abusive and that that was the reason her best friend didnt want her dating him. The football dude was scaring me really.
HIGH KEY! Whenever he screamed "Get in the car Elle!" I flinched so hard, that was not cool at all. Like all of a sudden he wasn't some stupid high school kid he was a legit threat for a good minute
“I cannot feel bad for any character who goes to a school with THAT MANY stairs.”
Iconic.
Laurie Amber can relate, we had three flights of stairs between every other class. On the other hand, I really can run a marathon like a boss tho so thanks, school, for the physical abuse on my muscles from age 12 on lol
I swear no one better like your comment and it stays at 666
Funny thing. That's my university and I walk up those stairs every day. It's basically walking up a mountain
@@_gblume hi! That's my university too :D I laughed so hard when he made that comment because walking up those stairs really is just as bad (if not worse) than you would think 😂
Yes, the movie was shot in my country South Africa and the movie was shot in UCT and the stairs have a name because they’re famous
"this feels like some raunchy story on wattpad or smth-" I STARTED CRACKING UP BC IT WAS ORIGINALLY A WATTPAD BOOK LMFAOOO
Lmao When I watched it a year ago I was thinking it sounded exactly like a wattpad story.
Syd M right?! And I never even finished it
OMFG I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣
HOW DOES HE KNOW EVERY SINGLE TIME???
HAAHAHAHHAHA OHMYGOD
They spent more money on the mansion and not the writing
Kaylucky 77 it’s based on a Wattpad book that got professionally published so there was really nothing they could do other than not make the movie 🤷🏽♀️
They filmed in South Africa not hollywood...you can air b&b that house 😂😂😂
robyn abrahams they shot in California and South Africa
@@felspov there are actually plenty of good books on wattpad. they don't get the recognition they deserve though.
I'm pretty sure it's also a twilight fanfiction.
seriously tho, never EVER date a man who assaulted you, and then did some stupid "humiliating" thing to get your number, .. just no
i mean the assault is bad enough who cares about the humiliating thing
IKRRRRR
It’s kinda wild that Lee drove her to and dropped her off and that date huh. I didn’t even think about how gross that is, he literally witnessed the assault
@1 1 im a teenage girl. Watched it. Didnt like it. Disgusted and loss brain cells watching them...IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT HOT😩
Red flags right from the beginning
"is wattpad the source material?"
what gave it away? the misogyny, the abuse or the stupidity of the plot?
I think it's the bad boy
Not all wattpad novels are stupid. The good ones just don't get noticed because Wattpad is filled with teenaged girls who are not interested in mature writing
i think its the third one....
LMFAO
Hahajah
The most underrated joke in this video is the price estimate of the house changing every time
*50 000 000. 40 000 000. 30 000 000*
Depreciation 🤷🏾♀️
True
Literally, what I was thinking. He changed the price every time he brought it up.
LOL yesss XD
I love how he notices all the details and little stuff that make no sense, for example, the jersey size,the laudnry,..
and the magazine lmaoo
Ok but why did as soon as I read your comment that scene came up I'm actually weirdly pleased
that jersey is definitely one of the little things😂😂
the stairs too lol
Yeah me too that's why I watch him, he's ma fav
Dylan reacting to After : *say something say something say something*
Dylan reacting to Kissing Booth : *shut up shut up shut up*
I can't- 😂
This comment made my day. Lol thanks
😂😂
Love that
I read this with Gordon Ramsey’s voice lol
@@kylieulie5351 omg thats great lol
It was actually written by a teenager when she was 15 years old at Wattpad in 2012. She wrote it, it became famous, it happened on paper and then they decided to make it a movie.
Keysh Rivas
Isn't she too young to write about sex scenes?
@Joel Katumba you sir...have obviously never saw the mind of a 12-16 year old girl on wattpad...there are millions of stories by little girls where you put yourself in the character's shoes and you get sold by your abusive mother for drugs to either a hot rich guy or the hottest boyband out at the moment(usually 5sos or 1D) and they use you as a literal sex slave until one or more members fall in love with you and starts treating you like a human....this is literally elementary.
Almighty Emoji
Wow! We are a special generation!
Joel Katumba heh yeee. but the earlier generations were no better. i got an inside look of the teen fangirls life in korea in the 90s...they wrote a lot of gay stuff... women are weird...this is coming from one 😂
Jaida Russ see i told you I’m dead serious 😭 pretends are weird
he thinks we're not going to notice how quickly he recognized a wattpad book... you have practice my friend... duly noted
He recognized the stupidness lol
😂😂😂
@@ednahister3455 yes like "the white stag"
😂😂😂
Insert MyLovelyWriter stories...
This could easily be a fanfic about the Paul Brothers
😂😂😂
💀😂STOPPPPPP
oh my god....
Maria Cheech bet
Maria Cheech Fun fact: is a fanfic of Wattpad wrote for a girl of 15 years old
I love that whenever Dylan is mad at Lee, the house price goes down by $10 M 😂
I choked
He be trying to cope 😂
lmao but it literally started as a wattpad story 😂
CreepyANDSneekyA omg are you serious? 😂😂😂
right 😂
when i found that out i was shooookkkk
Madatilde yea lol
I wouldn’t doubt that
Anyone else notice that she looks like she could be their third sibling?
Sierra I thought I was the only one to think that 😂😂
That's the plot for the sequel 😂.
Sierra 100%
Jasmine Crawford
i cant tell if this is a joke or not bc this shit is so fucking wild
Sierra lmaoo
I think my favourite part is still how noah, who is skipping school, getting into trouble, beating up students, getting suspended etc got accepted to harvard😂😂😂
Point. Oh my lord finally someone noticed.
“Donations” to Harvard 💰 💰
Aunt Becky Situation
You don't need to be a good student if you're good at sports.
NiffNiff Hooray especially if you’re rich
I'm like 98% sure the writer of this movie just had a crush on Joey King and needed a reason to see her in unappropriately short dresses and bikinis
Yeah..
Maybe the director, costume designer, or casting director lol. The writer wouldn't have that much to do with what the character wears
Some writers describe what characters are wearing, but the ultimate decision is usually collaborative or comes down to the visual producer.
Yup, it’s giving Dan Schneider 💀
To be fair, seeing her wear them is the only interesting thing about this movie.
Thank you for commenting on the fact that her best friend let her strip and did nothing
Right as a best friend it makes me mad. Hell in a group of like 6 people i barely knew they didnt let me drunkenly strip. (I knew 2 of them fairly well)
Totally Random Tee MEEEEEE THAT WAS SO BAD LIKE WTF
yh but i think that he was drunk and wasted as well
I would get my best friend off the mf table !
gone nah he was sober enough to think it was dumb so he was sober enough to stop her.
"Huge house, everyone's rich, everyone's attractive, and the biggest problem in your life is that you dont know which hot brother to choose." That's some foreshadowing to Episode right there
For some reason I tought of tvd smh😂
@@michellebellido5670 OMG! That's what I thought too! I mean how can you not when you hear the words:"HOT brothers" 😂
True😂😂😂
Oh my gosh 😂😂
Every episode story ever
I really don't understand what's the best friend's (Lee?) deal. He has a girlfriend, his own life, but he gets all pressy when his best friend likes his brother? Man, I'm calling THAT self-centered.
Nora Girl it's because supposedly his brother has always got everything in life and the one thing he has that his brother doesn't is Elle. So when she gets with him, he feels like his brother literally wins everything (bit stupid but if your best friend started dating your sibling wouldn't you find it weird. I would!)
Laura Spillane. Agree
Laura Spillane right! it also sort of implies that he treats the friend as an object to be ‘owned’ and ‘used’ for himself and no one else- which is highly frustrating
I agree that I think he’s jealous of his John Tucker brother, but that he also believes Elle deserves better than his bro because he thinks his brothers just some player who’s a douchebag with no heart.
I do agree that he’s possessive though and doesn’t want to share his perfect friendship with anyone especially his bro.
The fact that Lee’s first reaction to Elle and his brother together was that he hurt her should tell us something about Noah...
Janaki Actually the first interaction with Lee , Elle , and Noah together was when they were all talking by the pool when Noah came home and that was fun banter . When Elle got hurt Lee still had no idea at first that Elle & Noah were a couple . As far as telling "us" something about Noah..... Noah mentioned to Elle about his temper a little bit after they started dating . It was only after Noah admitted to having a bad temper when Lee walked in and assumed Noah might have hurt Elle .
@This Nigerian Loves Drinking Garri LMAO FACTS
@@hippiechic6772 which is the right thing to worry about because temper problems do not justify abuse and Lee knew that and genuinely thought that he was abusive
You completely missed the main point trying to justify the wrong things, that, by the way, weren’t even pointed out. No offence.
Exactly! If your boyfriend's (or girlfriend's) sibling automatically asks if they hurt you when they see you're injured that is a HUGE red flag. *insert red flag parade with marching band here*
@@wise_girl9388 Alex Meyers fan?
"Hollywood... More like NOAHwood" the disappointment in his face after he made that joke made me cry LMAOOOOO 😂
Ashley 😂😂😂
"You are too rich for sympathy." ~Dylan Matthews (2019)
Diya Nigam 2018
Chubber Flubber (2019)
In every high school movie has:
Three mean girls (one of them is a blonde girl) and adults pretending to be students
And the blonde one is the queen bee
The Idiot Guide To High School
Well apparently not in this one.
The cheerleaders
And they always throw in one ethnically diverse one, you know so they can remain PC. 😂
@@chandalier8996 actually In this movie is a white brunette😂😂😂
The whole “no dating siblings” rule is horrifically one sided.
The rule actually is about "family members" like, includes cusins and everybody else
@@gisela_oliveira Still very one sided, and the film does prove that. I'm glad that it got trashed.
Sarah Higgs yes thank you so many of my friends have dated my brother and I’m like god away
Kawii Crush why do u want god away
the entire list of rules is kinda toxic
"Enough with your rich boy crying"
Man I'm so glad I found this channel 😂😂
Enny Owl just found it tonight- I’m three videos in at 1:42 am and I have zero regrets
Ikr
Sammeee
Sameee
Sammee
"You were the one thing I had that he didn't." She's a person not a thing but okay
I actually yelled at my TV “You don’t fucking own her!” when he said that shit.
@@thefadingmelody163 I'm not a prize to be won!
@@jinanthikannangara1357 Hey i see what you did there!
Aladdin
He meant the friendship between them, that's what he calls the thing.
Fun fact: the school is actually University of Cape Town and everyone here hates those stairs
Holy shit dude, I just looked this up. Damn, apparently majority of the movie was filmed in South Africa, and so is the sequel. I've never felt more conflicted before.
Erin Hines lmaoo as i saw this comment he was talking ab that part
@@agentundercover mindblown
Some major weight loss happened cause of those stairs😂💪
I'm pretty sure Byron Langley, the guy Dylan said had a nice voice at that beach party, is from South America as well
The part of this movie he screams "GET IN THE CAR" scared me a bit when I first watched this movie, honestly if I was her I would actually run away
Yaaa that's because he is tocsic
Yeah, I probably would have yelled at him and called someone to come pick me up. I wouldnt get in the car.
I have always thought that I would have totally ran away no way I stay
to be fair Elle is a dramatic brat. It's so cringe how she always accidentally falls down and Noah catches her and she always runs away when the situation is heated. A girl in shorts should run in LA at night so he was right to yell at her. And she slept with him an hour later so it wasn't like she didn't like it
@Michaela 99
Wow, that's fucked up
His vendetta against the yearbook guy is hilarious. I'm dying.
I honestly feel him tho that dude was mad annoying
HAHAHA
Its serious it's super serious😂😂😂😂😂
I love it 😂😂😂
OHHH hes the yearbook guy LMAOAO
"Did they try to add a gay couple to seem edgy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Watching Dylan making innapropriate jokes and then instantly regretting it is the funniest thing ever.
Yup, that's the whole point of his humor. Glad you caught on!
I like that when Elle was drunk and taking off all her clothes Lee sees and does nothing, but when she keeps talking compliments in the second film about Marco he runs like it's the end of the world, he seriously has to review his priorities.
He has to be one of the most toxic friends ever in fiction, he's a piece of shit lmao
Its just very bad writing
the fact that noah or whatever his name was had years and years to go after this girl and really only did it when she wore a revealing skirt?
damn
lara yes IKR! He probably only did that cause other guys at their school began to find Elle attractive
Nobody:
Dylan: do rich people deserve rights??
N O
Every Deserves rights people are rich because they worked for it. If you’re talking about the inheritors then they still have to work to keep money coming and if you’re talking about their kids then yeah they also deserve rights because it’s their parents money and they shouldn’t be stripped of rights just because the rest of us just think of them as lazy douches with golden goose that provides them wealth
@@anneharlowe1673 Amando Soto just quoted Dylan. And it was a joke mate. i think we know that even rich people do have right
eat👏the👏rich👏
@@pizzashits 🤣🤣🤣
I had a professor like that.
Bruh Dylan getting on him for saying “Baller” cracked me up saying “it’s not 2004” when every other word out of Dylan’s mouth is “bro” and “dawg” 😂
And yikes, you forgot yikes 😂
*at least those are casual lmao you have to be a specific type of douchebag to say “b a l l e r”*
Amelia Sommers and you just capitalized lol so...
I love the way everyone in this comment section is roasting each other 😂
@@BlueHat1 What does her saying "bruh" have to do with what Dylan says? She commented on her words, not her own words lol. You pointed out something he complained about, she's not complaining about it.
No one:
Dylan when the yearbook guy comes in: R E ST R A I N I NG OR D E R
lol that was trully amazing
I love this so much
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
The 39 year old man: *snaps picture entire movie*
namjooncansteponmeandiwouldthankhim OMG 39 like we r cursed
Username goals
namjoon would never let him get away with it
XD
ARMY💜🤧
*"If you're gonna do it, do it. But don't do it for the sake of doing it."*
- _Dylan 2018_
so zen yay I turned your 999 to 1K likes
This made me think of Julien Solomita who does it just for the sake of "doin it to em"
That line where Noah says “I don’t start fights I finish them” reminded me of that little white kitten with a pink bow from the Aristocats who said “Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them”
Can I just say I love that movie so frickn much
Damn that movie a throw back. EVERY BODY WANNA BE A CAT
Her name is Marie.
@@sanboutdatcreme3541 it’s one of my favourite Disney movies! I know all of the songs!
P.S. I love wild cats, house cats and kittens! 😸
“You’re not a lady! You’re nothing but a sister!”
Dylan getting fired up every time the yearbook guy comes on is a whole mood
Yearbook guy comes out:
Dylan: GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
1.1k likes
All the sexualization of High schoolers is uncomfortable. 😂😂
it really feels like that's the main reason no one casts actual teenagers to play teenagers, cause then these creeps would get into more trouble for all the softcore underage porn they're making
Why is she practically naked for half the movie? I know fanservice and shit, but isn't this movie mainly targeted to girls and women?
AngelFromTheNightmare well I mean good for the lesbians
@@fiorellafior3lla Well she's not my type, but whoever likes her good for them I guess.
It was written by like a 15 year old lol at least it wasn’t written by a 40 year old thinking about teens getting it on
I'd honestly love a series where Dylan reads After and other books from Wattpad 😂
STORM AND SILENCE
OMG YES PLEASE! THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!
Sas The gal oh god please don’t make me go back
I’d nominate my novel but I’d be scared to hear what he would have to say lol
I need it so badly
That scene where that boy yelled "GET IN THE CAR" was really scary. Because think people he is a controller, abusive boy and I really thought something gonna happen to her in that car. Glad didn't happened something I thought and there is that scene when she got hurt in her face and Lee came and he thought Noah(?) did it. It shows even his brother thinks that he is dangerous. Like did he beat up one of her ex girlfriends? That's why Lee gave that questioning look? I don't understand how people can like this movie. This movie is the defination of trash, abusive relationship and a lot of assault. Another reason to stan Dylan.
RIGHT?? Like I don't understand how the writers or literally anyone thought that any of that was ok to be put in a movie, that just normalizes abuse...
@@hannalaitinen2039 Thank you Hanna. Finally someone who can understand.
And funnily enough, there’s a sequel 🙃
@@PurplePeepsPrincess Yes, great :/
sounded like he was gonna sexually assault her in the car
Okay but you were pretty close. The creepy guy is actually 35 irl
I found him on Facebook and it says he graduated from high school in 2010. So he can't be that old.
@@MartineCayouette Still to old to be playing a high school student.
@@youngfunny1824 I mean, you're not wrong but I almost went into an spiral when I read class 2010 and "too old", pls, we are only 26, I am crying.
But yeah no one my age should play a HS student.
@@PolliitoAle thank you!! Lol I was like, "wait, we aint that old!"
i love that the he appraised the mansion at $50M the first time, $40M the second time and then down to $30M. the value just kept getting lower 😂😂
Honestly so glad Jacob Elordi got redemption in Euphoria. Euphoria really shows a part of Jacob’s great acting abilities compared to The Kissing Booth.
Jacob is a whole king
In euphoria, I feel like he's playing a guy with anger issues just like in this movie.
It's Just euphoria has more mature content.
Exactly^^^
OK.... I seriously have read quite a few references to a movie named "Euphoria" in here and will have to give Euphoria a try now. Although I do believe I have seen that awhile back I do not remember Jacob Elordi being in that movie ; I find it hard to believe I would have over looked him in Euphoria . Since people in here seemed really impressed by Jacob in that movie compared to The Kissing Booth . I am off to give Euphoria a watch now .
@@hippiechic6772 It's not a movie, it's a series.
This isn’t true wattpad because there’s no kidnapping
And there's no Harry Styles
Well Noah did force Elle into that car so...
If this was true Wattpad Noah would be a pop star and Elle would be reading at his concert
Dixie Normous cause she’s nOt liKE oTHeR giRLS
And there's no Matthew Gray Gubler or Spencer Reid
"I don't start fights, I end them"...Is he channeling Marie from Aristocats?
Kathryn Vincent A LADY DOESNT START FIGHTS - but they can finish them
DO NOT DISRESPECT MY GIRL MARIE LIKE THAT
I used to have that profile pic 😂
I love how he kept changing the price of the house.
Aniea Cody 😂😂😂
That was the best part 😂
Ok but the major height difference; makes him look like a huge tree.
He’s 6’4. He is a huge tree
Honestly it's one of the reasons I didn't watch the film. Their height difference makes me uncomfortable and the kisses aren't even hot. No chemistry at all
Every scene she gets smaller and smaller
@Cara Lobo her neck, his back, I think this sh*t is whack
Watermelon Sugar they actually dated irl hahahaha
“You’re cute when you’re bossy” is such a demeaning phrase. Elle was trying to set a boundary, and he instantly changed the subject.
If I could read a text copy of the script of this movie, I think it would **only** be the word “YIKES”
👏👏
This is kinda unrelated, but I really your profile picture. By the way I agree with what you are saying, it is really annoying when people say that, the best noice to describe it is really “YIKES”
UM EWWW
THIS, I hate when men say things like "she's so cute when she's angry at me." Just ugh, I couldn't be with a guy with that level of disrespect for me.
Why isn’t anyone talking about how Dylan knows about fics specifically on Wattpad
At this point here is nothing Dylan could say that would surprise me tbh
Lisa Kokx ao3 is so much more superior
Because there’s actually good stories on Wattpad before little kids found it and gave it the image it has now
@@wonderlust1308 ikr. It sucks that movie producers pick the bad ones, worsening the site's already bad reputation.
Makes me wonder what kind of books he did read there, since i'm pretty sure he knows wattpad TOO WELL.
You deserve a prize. You saw that garbage until the end. That book should NEVER leave Wattpad
I think they should pick the one which is probably the highest rank in one genre tbh. I saw a better love story in Wattpad than here.
@@tintedcherry yeah there are so many better books on Wattpad but they are usually longer like characters have more time to develop through more scenes that can't be easily compressed and made into a movie.
@@ms-bk8wv wasn't "After" like 153 chapters long
At least the one who wrote it has more money than you
That book should've never left the imagination.
8:16 "It tastes like pink."
That's taken directly from the Glee episode with the party at Rachel's house.
Damn I didn’t even realize that
I thought it was
i thought im the only one who noticed
Omggg and they didn’t even give Glee credit what assholes
MmMmMmMm I love the taste of pink
Let me point out how Lee thought that Noah might’ve abused Elle as soon as he saw them together. That don’t sit right.
He’s probably done it before
And then the fact that he yelled at her to get in into the car just makes it even worse. This dude has all of the red flags in the world attached to him.
You're better than me. I stopped watching after "lady bum".
I stopped watching when they were at the beach (already dating) lol
I was forced to watch it when it came out because it was my last day at school, my teacher was showing it, and I had nothing better to do, I still regret that hour and a half.
I stopped watching at the Hollywood sign scene. I already hated it, but that was just too much.
I stopped at the part where they fall and get tangled with the courtains.
I stopped watching after the friendship montage.
not only is this a wattpad story but it's 100% *every* story on that app 'episode', packed full to the brim of teen movie cliches and the only thing that makes me happy about this film is that jacob elordi and joey king are happy together ... i hope the god awful movie was worth it for them.
wait.. is it really made from that wattpad fic?
Ritwika Kanungoe Looks like a strong yes.
poppy harnett And She was 15😂
She has a movie and a book she wrote at 15... what do you have
Megan Casual i don’t have public ridicule for a shitty book and subsequent movie, that’s for sure
'I think Warren just saw the sixth circle of hell' may just be my favorite quote ever from a movie commentary 😂🤣
Holyyyy. I totally lost it when he said that 😂😂😂😂😂
Not enough Noah slander. There's so many red flags with him, starting with his anger issues and how Elle was so obviously scared when he yelled at her to get in the car. Like I actually believed he would've hurt her if she refused. And the fact that Lee saw Elle with a cut and his first instinct was that Noah hurt her shows a lot about Noah's character. Of course Noah just gets even worse in the second movie.
fr I was think about watching the 3rd one but the 2nd one was a struggle and I bet its worse in the 3rd
your reaction to the "YEARBOOOKKK" guy was the best part of this video hands down. "WHY ARE YOU HERE?!?!?"
Bri Taylor yuppp
Bri Taylor I cant laughing so hard at those parts
I was laughing so much everytime that guy with the camera popped up and you commented on it. I had to go to the bathroom from laughing and I had to crouch on the ground trying to catch my breath.
RMoira6 saaame
hope you're breathing now
“I’M GOING TO GET YOU A RESTRAINING ORDER”
I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD
Fun Fact: They filmed the school scenes at the University of Cape Town .The stairs are called Jammie Stairs and trust me everyday is leg day on campus 😂
I didn’t watch the movie because I liked it, i watched it because I heard they filmed it at UCT. As a witsie, I’m jealous😂
@@dimensia6942 Trust me, as a UCT Grad its not that great.There's no need to be jealous 😅
i bet i’d be skinny as hell if i had to go up n down those stairs everyday
cape town? as in south africa?
@@Inurwalls02 yep
16:49 are you telling me that you had the perfect opportunity to say "Hollywood? more like morning wood" and you didn't take advantage of it? disgrace.
Thats the point of the actual joke he said. Noahwood.
That’s way too smart for my liking. Too good of a joke.
Dylan 99% of the video: ”They’re SO RICH”
This was basically Episodes in movie form.
kesha phillips IKR!!!
Episode is much more better than this. The story may not aming sense at furst but it started to making sense and connected later. And Wattpad just like... cut things off without an explanation
Nutella Nutelbelle Lmao that’s a good point but I have a weird thing with both of them is that when I use them, I’m addicted and can’t stop but than I stop using them for a long time and it’s just one of with both apps for me lmao.
Lee's house is better than Christian Grey's apartment and that dude was like a CEO😂
It’s because their mum is Molly Ringwald 😏
"Her best reward is to be out of this horrible movie" hahahaha best part ☆
"is Wattpad the source material?"
Better question, do you have a Wattpad account Dylan?
Right💀💀
Right explain yourself Dylan 🤨
I’m just loving how Dylan is offended by every single line 😂
"This is like a 40 million dollar house"
one minute later
"You live in like a 30 million dollar house"
Dylan decreased this houses value by 10 mil for rich boy tears
Why dis comment have no replies but 1K likes?
Started with 500 million bruh
Initially it was fifty hundred million
Don't forget he said 5 billion first
"5 o'clock shadow for 13 years."
Lol!!
when he started mimicking the dude’s ‘demonic’ voice i literally shook with laughter it’s 5 am dude i need to stop
"I cannot feel sorry for any character who goes to a school with that many stairs. You are too rich for sympathy"
I go to that school (university) and I think I deserve sympathy just for climbing up and down those stairs (and more) everyday 😭 I wish I was rich tho
Same
Shaaaame, was it the school in Cape Town?
Bruh as someone who went to the university they filmed this at those stairs were a struggle I'd avoid them as much as possible
damnn good job boo you smart or rich or sm? 🤑
Noah: “ i’m crazy about you”
Dylan: “Stop! I NEED YOU TO STOPP!!!!”😂😂
It’s like they filmed the same scene but two different ways and they couldn’t figure out which one to put in the movie so they just decide to put both in
Which scene should we take? -Yes!!!,
"I know we don't really see eye to eye on things" sis.. the height difference. That's a long distance relationship 😂 (coming from a 4'10 girl dating a 6'6 guy 😂)
Omg, does your neck break every time you look at him? 😩 (coming from a 5'2 girl, who feels like a garden gnome every time anyone over 6 ft walks by)
@@cee5611 tbh I do have to be careful lol
Rip that 🐱 ay
@@alicem1961 you just gotta lube it up 🤣🙈
@@hleebeg LMFAOOOOO
'Which hot brother do I choose?'...sounds like another series on your channel...
Charles Creed tvd
the fact that Dylan knows about wattpad and what's on it makes my day
Lizz Vazquez ikr 😂
Watching your reaction was way more entertaining than the actual movie
j-hooooooooooooooooooope
To all my lovely Troublemakers, please DO NOT feel the need to get into someone's car who has known anger issues and is pressuring you...no matter how well you know them. *Most known cases of assault happen to people that know their aggressor.*
Trust your instinct. If you don't feel safe and you feel uncomfortable, get out of that situation ASAP. Do what you gotta do to leave and don't feel bad for leaving. I've had to do this before. I was uncomfortable with the driver so I found another ride. I called a friend. Glad I did. Please be safe everyone ❤
When "To All the Boys I've loved before" comes out in August on Netflix you have to watch it
omg yesssss!!!!
Omg i didn't know that
Julissa Camacho Yes august 17!
i really hope it does the book justice. i’ll sue netflix if it doesn’t
Yeah but I actually really like the book on which that movie is based. So I hope the movie is actually also good.
HAVE YOU HEARD THEYRE MAKING A PART TWO?! Like WHAT? What is it even gonna be about?!
Venus yeah or she cheats on him
Is it bad i liked the 1st movie and was extremely excited for the 2nd one😅🤭
No
Not realistically going to happen but can we have another triangle with the brothers when the other brother gets his head up his ass
The sequel is gonna be about the random 39 year old man going to jail for photographing high schoolers.
Fun fact: this movie was shot mostly in South Africa just in case you wondering
Wait what?! LMAO that's hilarious especially since i could've probably seen them film while i was doing some shopping
Why would they do that though?
Erebma Dammahom filming there was cheaper
What?! In my country?! Why did we allows this? Lol just kidding.
@@ingesaunders6978 bruh you could've stopped them
I hate how wattpad markets itself with these stories and makes a brand and stereotypes with these, while there are some freaking masterpiece books which hv like 50 votes and 200 reads. like whyyyy
You seem like you know good stuff. Gimme your name on WP and send me some read recommendations.
Free only please. I'm broke
@@chantellepierre7494 lol it is Rishan_rsnrr
Ikr, I have read some really amazing stories on Wattpad but they don't get much recognition only the toxic trash does.
@@grigotts omg could you recommend some !!!
@@laurenelizabeth737 storm and silence, I sold my soul to the devil for vinyls, the origami code
NOAH IS THE WORST CHARACTER! HE LEGIT IS ABUSIVE MANIPULATIVE AND CONTROLLING WTF
Lily Costa how’s he abusive?
@@chloewatson7847 A little late of a response, sorry! But he's constantly being violent throughout the movie (including towards her - he slams his hand on his car to try and convince her to go with him which is a threatening act), controlling who she spends time with (he's been 'keeping guys away from her' for years), and basically says all the lines he knows a girl would love to hear (and being a known player) to win her over after years of not being interested in her while also encouraging her to hide their relationship. While not ALL of that is immediately signs of abuse, it is all red flags of a situation that could easily and quickly turn abusive.
Every novel on Wattpad revolves around a manipulative emotionally abusive bad boy luring in the innocent virgin girl.
girls have a thing for that in romantic movies…. until they meet them in real life
@@sophiags4240 Honestly I was so startled when he hit the hood of that car and I was like "yeah the last thing I would do in her place now is get in the car, drive out somewhere into the wilderness and then have sex with him" :D I would have RUN
I laughed too hard whenever you react to the 39 looking guy who always use his phone to film everything 😂
This goes on the yEaRbOoK.
Why was this book from wattpad adapted into a movie? There are so many better books on there. Any book by simonsaidwhat would have made me so happy. But this one? Really?
Facts!!
oh yea i want to see simonesaidwhats book all that’s gold as a movie
I haven’t read this book except for a few chapters way back when,but I heard “Storm and Silence” is a master piece and honestly if that’s book isn’t published than what’s wrong with the universe
@@beta910 facts ryt there it's bomb AF 😍🤩
Thank youuu
If my future child ever sees this movie I'm going to have to have a serious talk with them about consent 😬
Aren’t the lead actors dating IRL?
lexi lovessyouu yeah they are
lexi lovessyouu yes they are......
Probably just to promote their dumb ass movie
SimplySour they were dating ages ago before the movie
they met on the movie set
Honestly, because Netflix was advertising this movie so much, I was like okay it can’t be THAT bad... I was wrong, I cringed the whole way through, but I was like “I’m already watching it now, I may as well carry on”😂😂😂
Ikr I really didn't expect it to be this bad
First I saw in on Netflix but I got a feeling it was going to be shit, then EVERYBODY started to talk about it, posts everywhere, and after like 3 months I was like "okay fine I'll watch it I'm probably just being bitchy and mean, the movie must be good"
HA! TOTAL GARBAGE! One of the worst movies I have ever watched lmao
I liked that Molly Ringwald played their mother. She was in so many iconic teen movies in the 80s
I love her in 16 candles and the breakfast club.
thalia yeah but they were good movies
I was like. That's Molly Ringwald I swear. And I was right. Well proud of myself
Dylan making fun of Byron's voice, like... 😂 He doesn't have anything stuck in his throat, he's just a South African trying to fake an American accent. Cut him a little slack, my man.
That’s the point lol his accent is terrible
DYLAN IT WAS A WATTPAD BOOK BEFORE IT WAS MOVIE
Dejahnay Rose which one... I pretty sure I read it
I think it has 3 in total. I wouldn't even bother to read it tbh.
That makes sense
Fuck it why
that explains so much
Has anyone else realized that Noah’s smile is just :> ? And also, the height difference? Her head barley reaches his hip?
Their height difference reminds me of a child and her dad
Sophia lmao same, it kind of creeps me out tbh
It honestly was very difficult for me to watch. It seemed very unnatural.
I laughed every time they kissed that man had to do geometry with his back to make that shit work. When she pulled him down in the rain he damn near hit 90 degrees
@@indiaj1186 he is definitely a much better fit with Zendaya
would honestly watch a video purely made up of dylan getting pissed off at the thirty year old high schooler
The only reason I keep coming back is for “He’s had a five o’clock shadow for thirteen years”
"I NEED YOU TO STOP" to the whole movie
I really thought the football dude was gonna end up being abusive and that that was the reason her best friend didnt want her dating him. The football dude was scaring me really.
HIGH KEY! Whenever he screamed "Get in the car Elle!" I flinched so hard, that was not cool at all. Like all of a sudden he wasn't some stupid high school kid he was a legit threat for a good minute
Mieya Young not to mention the best friend brother guy was like “omg did you cut her?” As his first response to her having a cut. That is a red flag.