Fortnite Is Ruining Society

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    It turns out that #fortnite is the source of all the world's problems, according to this report by What Would you Do?
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  • @user-pi6eb3qj4s
    @user-pi6eb3qj4s 5 років тому +1867

    This is so unrealistic, no one plays fortnite in public because we gamers are the most opressed group and a fellow epic gamer like Ashton would have been mocked for it. Gamers rise up ✊✊✊

    • @epicgamer-nf2dh
      @epicgamer-nf2dh 5 років тому +8

      Милош Вишић thank you very cool

    • @RoflcopterGalore
      @RoflcopterGalore 5 років тому +12

      RISE UP! ✊

    • @ashtonmoore5692
      @ashtonmoore5692 5 років тому +11

      Hello i am Ashton, we will rise

    • @sherk3286
      @sherk3286 5 років тому +17

      I brought my switch to work once to play during lunch break and this one middle aged guy(I'm 22) who is usually friendly to me decided to talk to a guy next to me about all the "gamer nerds" bringing their Switches out in public. (Another guy brought his some and gave me the idea) Dude couldn't even say shit to me, just talked with another guy like I wasn't there

    • @dylan8736
      @dylan8736 5 років тому

      Good luck with that.

  • @alinad8372
    @alinad8372 5 років тому +5301

    Never seen a kid playing fortnite at dinner, but I’ve seen moms on Facebook at dinner

    • @lelduck6388
      @lelduck6388 5 років тому +82

      Ooooooooh

    • @theycallmethehunter5096
      @theycallmethehunter5096 5 років тому +46

      Oof

    • @DajuOnYoutube
      @DajuOnYoutube 5 років тому +158

      A full grown woman?! *Disgusted face*

    • @bondebarras9707
      @bondebarras9707 5 років тому +19

      DISGUSTIIIIIIIIING

    • @kulfry2975
      @kulfry2975 4 роки тому +22

      Ali D Well I am classified as an addict in video games, but I don’t play games in my phone at dinner the reason being it is a choice not to. Cuz I love eating

  • @buttertoast8735
    @buttertoast8735 5 років тому +738

    I’m cringing to the max when I saw the attempt to get 1M people to floss

    • @greenstargin5321
      @greenstargin5321 4 роки тому +54

      I cried tears of joy when no-one joined

    • @nick2316
      @nick2316 4 роки тому +3

      Leonard M 😂💀

    • @Vegimak
      @Vegimak 4 роки тому +3

      Wow guys! This guy is so cool! He doesn't like fortnite! Man I wish I was as kekpilled as you! Damn!

    • @Vegimak
      @Vegimak 4 роки тому

      @EPIC EPIC how is it a bad game?

    • @probablynotabigtoe9407
      @probablynotabigtoe9407 4 роки тому +13

      @Leonard M lol it glorifies war...
      Look I agree fortnite is bad, mainly for its mechanics... But glorifying war, lmfao okay Boomer

  • @LookingGlassArtist
    @LookingGlassArtist 4 роки тому +345

    "Bad parents blame video games for their bad parenting." Much better title for this news report.

    • @igorbeuk6298
      @igorbeuk6298 3 роки тому +1

      Point is same and solution is a less working days for parents less hours on jobs and Humanity will recover quickly

  • @timoe360
    @timoe360 5 років тому +2181

    If your son is playing fortnite on a iPad he does have a problem.

    • @nostalgiagatuna
      @nostalgiagatuna 5 років тому +85

      Yup, that's the real issue and everyone is ignoring it smh

    • @leandros_ab
      @leandros_ab 5 років тому +7

      That's so right

    • @lyngx762
      @lyngx762 5 років тому +105

      If your son is playing fortnite he's disabled.

    • @bublehnoodlez4469
      @bublehnoodlez4469 5 років тому +131

      the worst part is that his dad calls his iPad a Computer

    • @thebadb1212
      @thebadb1212 5 років тому +12

      @@bublehnoodlez4469 well, in fact its a mini computer

  • @Shirls
    @Shirls 5 років тому +9636

    "My son is addicted, he plays several hours a day."
    Those are rookie numbers.

    • @etcetcetcetc6579
      @etcetcetcetc6579 5 років тому +552

      Yeah I play at least 25 to 27 hours a day

    • @kirbygriffin1
      @kirbygriffin1 5 років тому +311

      Kid At TPHS pfft, real gamers play 70 hours a day

    • @kingcolt8526
      @kingcolt8526 5 років тому +79

      My mom's like that and it pisses me off

    • @392lyl4
      @392lyl4 5 років тому +56

      John M Maybe not in your normie time, but our gamer time has over 150 hours.

    • @DF-mw1sh
      @DF-mw1sh 5 років тому +2

      @@johnmau8770 r/whooosh

  • @kareemmasri3934
    @kareemmasri3934 5 років тому +449

    This is inaccurate, no one compromises dinner at a restaurant, I could be playing DOOM on my switch and I drop that thing like a bad habit as soon as I’m given my menu, you don’t throw away buttermilk fried chicken tenders with barbecue sauce for the number one spot in some battle royal.

    • @comrademango4991
      @comrademango4991 4 роки тому +35

      Kareem masri dont forget that juicy ass burger with the curly fries

    • @sabus1265
      @sabus1265 4 роки тому +9

      @@comrademango4991 don't forget the high cholesterol, high blood pressure, artery clogging, limb amputating, heart stopping goodness from eating junk food like that nasty shit

    • @guzza5375
      @guzza5375 4 роки тому +16

      @@sabus1265 Thanks doc but no one asked, so crawl back into your hole.

    • @sabus1265
      @sabus1265 4 роки тому

      @Nylthanyr IV Lmao you're clearly trolling 👹👹👹 there's a spot under the bridge 🌉🌉🌉 just for you

    • @sabus1265
      @sabus1265 4 роки тому

      @@guzza5375 Thanks peasant but I didn't ask for your comment, get in the bin 🚮🚮🚮

  • @josephjoestalin9677
    @josephjoestalin9677 5 років тому +1613

    "Its me, Hispanic Oprah"
    I was drinking water and I choked, I nearly died from laughing

  • @CriticalNobody
    @CriticalNobody 5 років тому +3436

    “My son plays Fortnite several hours a day!”
    ...then stop him...take away the game...be a parent

  • @KnowOne111
    @KnowOne111 5 років тому +658

    Parents:
    *raise their kids a certain way*
    Kids:
    *turn out a certain way because of how they were raised*
    Parents: 😮

    • @tahutoa
      @tahutoa 5 років тому +18

      @not jared I don't think there's an emoji for that

    • @imbuffysummers
      @imbuffysummers 5 років тому

      This is literally the story of my birth, life, and death

    • @alfredogamer
      @alfredogamer 5 років тому

      Im your 500th like, use your power with wisdom

    • @diime02
      @diime02 5 років тому

      *insert excuze me wtf? eme

  • @ryanmoon6315
    @ryanmoon6315 4 роки тому +1337

    did they just say "Call Of Duty" to a clip of Battlefield 1? I'm disappointed

    • @BRamjoue
      @BRamjoue 4 роки тому +11

      Right!

    • @ezing981
      @ezing981 4 роки тому +6

      I thought that was the case lol

    • @BD-wn4jo
      @BD-wn4jo 4 роки тому +64

      No it's of call of duty ww2

    • @j.4957
      @j.4957 4 роки тому +3

      Whats the difference :D

    • @Bloorgusgoorge
      @Bloorgusgoorge 4 роки тому +3

      It’s ww2 but both the games are shit tbh

  • @dexty112
    @dexty112 5 років тому +498

    Roosevelt is such a cool guy.

  • @jackpeterson305
    @jackpeterson305 5 років тому +2388

    Imagine watching UA-cam in 15 years and see your dad in a diaper

    • @seannotconnery8191
      @seannotconnery8191 5 років тому +181

      Imagine watching UA-cam in 15 years. This website is going to hell in a hand basket at 95 MPH.

    • @jovis6995
      @jovis6995 5 років тому +98

      that's exactly what I thought lol, but then I remembered Ethan did much more embarrassing stuff, so... the kid will have a lot to take in

    • @HudSzu
      @HudSzu 5 років тому +65

      If you see it in real life every day it’s probably not a big deal

    • @laurenb6160
      @laurenb6160 5 років тому +1

      Unnamed mood

    • @hamkoa.s6907
      @hamkoa.s6907 5 років тому +5

      Thats his own hero costume id be proud of him he is saving the world by these videos

  • @Canebrak31
    @Canebrak31 5 років тому +4493

    “A diet coke with no lemon” I wonder who is the one really disconnected with reality.

    • @thomasbrown6543
      @thomasbrown6543 5 років тому +70

      Canebrake it’s better with lime

    • @samiralupiac1011
      @samiralupiac1011 5 років тому +43

      Ethan I would like for you to respond to rice's coments on you last video, mainly because of the coments he made of hila, I was truly mad he went there, hila is tje goodness left in this world. Love you guys

    • @Pod207
      @Pod207 5 років тому +4

      NY THOUGHT EXACTLY

    • @ka_zooie
      @ka_zooie 5 років тому

      I thought the same thing.

    • @bryson6066
      @bryson6066 5 років тому +2

      thats normal here in NY

  • @lhmusic9958
    @lhmusic9958 4 роки тому +415

    Stop playing that darn Xbox cube and watch some television with me

    • @someguy8855
      @someguy8855 4 роки тому +16

      Xbox cube box rectangular shape box

    • @CeraphineLuna
      @CeraphineLuna 4 роки тому +17

      Put that fuckin game station away

    • @SnipFred
      @SnipFred 4 роки тому

      HAHAHAHAH

    • @rulerworld1289
      @rulerworld1289 4 роки тому +2

      "BOY IF YOU DONT GET OF THAT XSTATIONCUBE AND GET THESE DISHES PUT AWAY RIGHT NOW"

    • @CAMZAB
      @CAMZAB 4 роки тому +5

      Mum shouting up stairs: You better not be playing that switchstation machine, you’ve been up there 2 hours.
      Son shouting whilst playing PS4 online: I assure I am not and never will. Thanks for the update on the time, but I’ve got the time on my phone.

  • @philswift6135
    @philswift6135 4 роки тому +259

    Girl: "my bf plays that game"
    Her: "a GRoWn mAn?!"
    Girl: *"no, a child"*

    • @Dirtysouth210210
      @Dirtysouth210210 4 роки тому +24

      Hello I'm Chris Hanson

    • @Munkenba
      @Munkenba 4 роки тому +8

      @@Dirtysouth210210 They must just wheel out Chris Hansen from the back if it ever goes that way. Every time a shoot like this happens on tv, he's back there in a trailer with Dr Phil and Jerry Springer, waiting to be called upon if the show is going a different direction

    • @samlouwagie3899
      @samlouwagie3899 3 роки тому +3

      I did say BOYfriend, didn’t I?

    • @samarthtiwari5532
      @samarthtiwari5532 2 роки тому

      Hol u

  • @Rifty
    @Rifty 5 років тому +2451

    my mom left my dad because he fortnite

  • @justanedit001
    @justanedit001 5 років тому +722

    Smh kids these days addicted to Fortnite, I remember in my youth when kids were addicted to cocaine

    • @justsomeguywithaquestionab3175
      @justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 5 років тому +6

      Tbh, who even let kids do cocaine?

    • @ProdbyJason
      @ProdbyJason 5 років тому +1

      Just An Edit SMH

    • @mason11198
      @mason11198 5 років тому +25

      @@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 a drug dealer who likes money over the well being of others

    • @thefrog577
      @thefrog577 5 років тому +1

      @@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 Do you not even know drug addicts and criminals?

    • @hectorolivares589
      @hectorolivares589 5 років тому +1

      @@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 my dad

  • @ordiscanet1833
    @ordiscanet1833 4 роки тому +77

    How ironic is it that a 9 year old tells the morality of the story

    • @yojeli
      @yojeli Рік тому

      Because like most kids he was brought up properly and this show exaggerated a problem

  • @jasmere7835
    @jasmere7835 5 років тому +80

    “It’s me Hispanic Oprah” 😂💀

    • @Ridley369
      @Ridley369 5 років тому +1

      I fucking died at that XD

  • @9093qwerty
    @9093qwerty 5 років тому +1703

    "he plays several hours a day". Back in my prime I was averaging 15 hours per day on runescape. Filthy casuals.

    • @randomchannel50
      @randomchannel50 5 років тому +50

      Yup and i kinda regret it now lol. Looking back at it i wouldve rather learned a new language or something

    • @MoejiiOsmanTV
      @MoejiiOsmanTV 5 років тому +15

      12hrs solid on Saturday and Sunday mornings on counter strike 1.6 before it turned into cs go back in 1999-2003 and ever quest like Ethan said but back in the day we didnt have Jake Paul's and ninjas selling us merch every 2 seconds with social media

    • @xcxjcxfjff5656
      @xcxjcxfjff5656 5 років тому +4

      "prime"

    • @bubbazaay
      @bubbazaay 5 років тому +4

      Good ole rs

    • @lukeyyyyyy
      @lukeyyyyyy 5 років тому

      @@MoejiiOsmanTV you mean condition zero?

  • @MsSmile300
    @MsSmile300 5 років тому +1826

    "My son plays several hours a day."
    So as his parent if you have an issue with it make him stop?? Its your kid. These parents really out here blaming video games as if they have no control as parents over what their kids do.

    • @jaysam9254
      @jaysam9254 5 років тому +29

      IKR it's stupid it's like the parents arnt bothered in disaplening there child

    • @alanmartinez9225
      @alanmartinez9225 5 років тому +11

      That's what happens when you let them do whatever they want take out the belt that's what wrong with today and than you ask why kids end up shooting up school

    • @tendopain2585
      @tendopain2585 5 років тому +1

      IssyFishyy it’s a video game. I’m taking that shit away & he just gonna have to deal with it

    • @DajuOnYoutube
      @DajuOnYoutube 5 років тому +10

      Well, if it affects other stuff negatively you would do best limiting the time to something that works.
      If it doesn't really hurt anything or make a difference I really do think that it makes you a bad parent to question their way of having fun for no good reason.
      Removing it completely in any case is just straight up mean and I feel bad for kids that have to deal with parents that can't be bothered to figure out a compromise and instead just see things in black and white.
      Like imagine someone taking away TV completely from you as an adult or something else that you wouldn't want to live without, or limiting it even if you get most of what you need to do done.
      It would be quite horrible living like that.
      I'm saying this as a 27 year old man btw, not as a kid that just wants to play more out of self interest.

    • @K4R007
      @K4R007 5 років тому +4

      Alan Martinez Yea man people need to beat their kids if they getting outta line. There is a massive difference between abuse and discipline.

  • @mutestingray
    @mutestingray 5 років тому +85

    Fun fact: the actor playing the dad is a Broadway actor named Josh Philip Weinstein who apparently was a featured guest at Derek Savage’s 2019 420 Awards. Mr. Savage is the creator of Cool Cat.
    He was also in a 1993 film entitled “Pool Days” but don’t let your mom catch you watching that one. ;)

    • @vectorequinox6202
      @vectorequinox6202 4 роки тому +6

      The 420 awards was the best award show of the year.

    • @lubrjavo
      @lubrjavo 4 роки тому +7

      I went to watch "pool days". Your advice is apt

  • @30chano
    @30chano 4 роки тому +52

    “Last week we resurrected Jesus Christ himself,but this week we look at a kid who didn’t say thank you to the cafeteria lady”

    • @aaahah9931
      @aaahah9931 4 роки тому +2

      Israel Country Cube what

  • @purdysimon123
    @purdysimon123 5 років тому +357

    His parents obviously don't have the battle pass

  • @slob420
    @slob420 5 років тому +462

    0:08 No one danced because *Ninja* would've just *reported* them

    • @acow1385
      @acow1385 5 років тому +3

      Fortnite Dances Underrated Comment right here

    • @Drewdapew
      @Drewdapew 5 років тому +1

      W

    • @bubblezz.
      @bubblezz. 5 років тому +4

      *S T R E A M S N I P I N G*

    • @liteknight
      @liteknight 5 років тому

      Ninja: "I'm about to get you banned from LIFE"

  • @andrewdotcom6770
    @andrewdotcom6770 4 роки тому +136

    “Can I get a Diet Coke with no lemon?”

    • @kingsweden4636
      @kingsweden4636 4 роки тому

      AWKisbored BAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @jan_Travis
      @jan_Travis 4 роки тому +25

      Who puts a lemon in their diet coke? That's a sentence that should not exist lol. That's like saying "I would like a glass of milk BUT for the love of God, no ice cubes."

    • @aaahah9931
      @aaahah9931 4 роки тому +4

      Iamman i upload 5 times a day for 6 months both of those things are actual things in the Deep South although very uncommon

    • @WhayYay
      @WhayYay 2 роки тому

      Wtf!?

    • @YoureSoCreezy
      @YoureSoCreezy 2 роки тому +1

      Ok so im not the only one who was weirded out by that sus drink order

  • @BlueBeluga
    @BlueBeluga 4 роки тому +231

    Me: What do you want to drink?
    Fortnite kid: I don't care
    Me: * gives him milk with ice *

  • @williamclarke315
    @williamclarke315 5 років тому +256

    The most unbelievable thing about this video is people actually talking to each other in public

    • @noize8148
      @noize8148 5 років тому +20

      I wonder how many takes didn't work because nobody did or said anything. Maybe none because everyone in the diner was an actor.

    • @beanieman5418
      @beanieman5418 5 років тому +16

      Not that unbelievable. People talk to me in public all the time
      It’s usually like “Please stop”, or “don’t touch my stuff”. Normal stuff

    • @keesdegroot845
      @keesdegroot845 5 років тому

      They should have hired raywilliamjohnson. He has such a big influence on people

  • @Vincent-cs1cp
    @Vincent-cs1cp 5 років тому +925

    Gotto love the porn level acting.

  • @plas9910
    @plas9910 5 років тому +49

    Me when I play my iPad:
    Mom: Ashten put that computer down

    • @fish7828
      @fish7828 3 роки тому +1

      Shes not wrong

  • @Zephyrian1st
    @Zephyrian1st 4 роки тому +24

    Me: Its called parenting, try it
    Parents; HOW DARE YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO

  • @iamanironman4141
    @iamanironman4141 5 років тому +897

    Ugh pls don't show that ninja clip everytime I cringe so hard

    • @matheuscirilo3596
      @matheuscirilo3596 5 років тому +1

      I don't
      Yeah people didn't dance
      But he still got a mil
      Soooo

    • @somebitch9713
      @somebitch9713 5 років тому +7

      Haven’t even seen it I just skip every time

    • @josh1447
      @josh1447 5 років тому

      So ture

    • @ashwinkumar8995
      @ashwinkumar8995 5 років тому +4

      Your name is even more cringe

    • @ZValenT
      @ZValenT 5 років тому +7

      I'm not seeing enough movement

  • @nichola2666
    @nichola2666 5 років тому +773

    Japan’s highest selling book in 1985 was the guidebook to super Mario bros and people were pissed then too. Older people hated comics, magazines, and at one point people complained about younger generations looking at news papers too much. Generations just want to feel like they’re the best. It’s ego on a huge scale.

    • @PDZofficial
      @PDZofficial 5 років тому +21

      It has nothing to do with generations. Fortnite is not a kids game by default, it's a game made for anyone who wants to play it. The generation to criticize Fortnite is the generation that Fortnite is created for. The ones who were pissed at Mario's popularity didn't have anything to compare it to because it was brand new.

    • @ajpj4057
      @ajpj4057 5 років тому +26

      It goes way back, one generation mentioned about how reading was ruining the youth. Its ingrained in our society.

    • @unoriginalyoutubename8761
      @unoriginalyoutubename8761 5 років тому +21

      @@PDZofficial
      Actually OP is right.
      Also the main demographic of Fortnite is children

    • @nichola2666
      @nichola2666 5 років тому +11

      ProjectDayZ something new no matter if it has anything to compare to it will always be embraced by the younger generation because they’re looking for something for themselves. It’s definitely a generation thing and the older a generation gets the less likely they latch on to something different and more likely to reject that difference.

    • @ta-rex104
      @ta-rex104 5 років тому

      @@unoriginalyoutubename8761 you´re killing stuff to win, i don´t think it´s made for 8 year olds tho.

  • @chefref5027
    @chefref5027 3 роки тому +6

    "I'll have a diet coke with no lemon." Wtf

  • @Wrizzla
    @Wrizzla 3 роки тому +8

    "it's me: Hispanic Oprah!"
    Jesus Christ, Ethan im dying! 😂😂😂

  • @yourfashionarchive427
    @yourfashionarchive427 5 років тому +715

    H3H3 went from a leave of absence to It’s everyday bro

    • @loganmacneill8874
      @loganmacneill8874 5 років тому +22

      Ethan finally came home from the store

    • @1ch190
      @1ch190 5 років тому +3

      ikr

    • @johncameron6877
      @johncameron6877 5 років тому +3

      how papa got his groove back

    • @MrAskmannen
      @MrAskmannen 5 років тому +1

      Gokanaru was very effective

    • @wooza5919
      @wooza5919 5 років тому +4

      Its good he left, he deserved a break from social media

  • @gunsnwheels9214
    @gunsnwheels9214 5 років тому +1615

    My sister left our cousin because he couldn't stop smoking a fortnite.

    • @napdragon2499
      @napdragon2499 5 років тому +162

      there's too many things wrong with that sentence

    • @6000hall
      @6000hall 5 років тому +84

      *Alabama 100*

    • @HabitualBran
      @HabitualBran 5 років тому +62

      i just had a stroke while reading this

    • @leeharweyoswald7502
      @leeharweyoswald7502 5 років тому +10

      Dubbz I in Germany the Saarland is Alabama

    • @chrischaney598
      @chrischaney598 5 років тому +5

      Wait?... I...

  • @frypan4946
    @frypan4946 4 роки тому +21

    "can I get a diet coke no lemon" 3:52

    • @rigzy888
      @rigzy888 3 роки тому +11

      Can I get a salad without ice cream

  • @tyrellthompson1228
    @tyrellthompson1228 4 роки тому +10

    “Just take it,let em stare at the wall”
    Kid got good parenting habits already wow

  • @WhyteDem0n
    @WhyteDem0n 5 років тому +913

    I'm way more concerned that his "mother" felt it necessary to declare that she didn't want a lemon in her DIET COKE.

    • @lalaskunk7390
      @lalaskunk7390 5 років тому +7

      Though for reals wtf XD

    • @hanimaniac1
      @hanimaniac1 5 років тому +7

      I thought this too!! Who puts lemons in diet coke😂

    • @mindfudged536
      @mindfudged536 5 років тому +7

      hahah "mother". And by the way, she awkwardly sighs as she thanks the waitress for coming back and taking an order...

    • @aideengallagher1717
      @aideengallagher1717 5 років тому +5

      I think it’s because some waiters put a lemon wedge in Diet Coke to differentiate between regular and diet

    • @morbanmel
      @morbanmel 5 років тому +6

      @@aideengallagher1717 well they can't use straws any more, other else they will be put to death by firing squad.

  • @withinyouwithoutyou4210
    @withinyouwithoutyou4210 5 років тому +1235

    dad: takes away ipad
    bystander: 👀👀
    hispanic oprah: 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽

  • @Eggs-n-Jakey
    @Eggs-n-Jakey 3 роки тому +2

    "Fortnight, it's addicting." -"How did you know that?" -"I fucks with it, I play the hell out of that game lady!"

  • @jasonculbertson1108
    @jasonculbertson1108 4 роки тому +12

    3:54 Imagine putting lemon in your diet coke

  • @rochae0343
    @rochae0343 5 років тому +1220

    Playin fortnite? ARE YOU CRAZY, ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND?

  • @zachloveless1827
    @zachloveless1827 5 років тому +494

    TFW you're a kind, middle-aged gentleman trying to impart some family advice only to find out you've been catfished by Hispanic Oprah.

  • @bigred5943
    @bigred5943 4 роки тому +15

    I love how she points out that she doesnt want lemon with her diet coke😂😂

    • @1_benjy_1
      @1_benjy_1 4 роки тому

      Big Red the cringe is real😂

  • @zroom4596
    @zroom4596 4 роки тому +8

    "it me! Hispanic Oprah!" lmao I died

  • @Malkesuras
    @Malkesuras 5 років тому +293

    My dad is always playing Sudoku at the restaurant.
    Sudoku is really ruining society

    • @shimi7443
      @shimi7443 5 років тому +3

      I play it too, everytime, I'm addicted.

    • @keiwa11
      @keiwa11 5 років тому +3

      you should really take that from him

    • @christianlorrain877
      @christianlorrain877 5 років тому +2

      How come you told him that, what if i took that soduko from you?

    • @johnlittrell1287
      @johnlittrell1287 5 років тому +1

      Society is ruining society!

  • @palm1986
    @palm1986 5 років тому +1753

    “A Diet Coke with no lemon”

    • @wolffepaint3183
      @wolffepaint3183 5 років тому +77

      The Flyer I died when I heard that

    • @dr.waffles7102
      @dr.waffles7102 5 років тому +57

      @@wolffepaint3183 i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought that was weird

    • @ZebulonJames
      @ZebulonJames 5 років тому +7

      I thought "Is that a thing people drink? Sounds horrible." Glad I'm not the only one.

    • @adam-myers
      @adam-myers 5 років тому +28

      Many places in the Northeast USA serve a lemon with a diet drink and water. I'm not sure of the reasoning behind this but I've seen it all my life in NJ and PA.

    • @ayebing
      @ayebing 5 років тому +42

      Lemon with no liquid plz

  • @methatguy5996
    @methatguy5996 4 роки тому +9

    Several hours? I've lost entire weekends to gaming, dont worry I have a job and my own house, I'm allowed to be a shut in.

  • @sharanski
    @sharanski 4 роки тому +18

    It’s ME, HISPANIC OPRAH

  • @eamonnmartin367
    @eamonnmartin367 5 років тому +478

    In fifteen years, the Klein child will watch this video and see his/her father in an adult diaper playing Fortnite.

    • @yotam6x7
      @yotam6x7 5 років тому +6

      Tbh there are more embarrassing moments for him/her to find...

    • @ohnim
      @ohnim 5 років тому +4

      nah theyre gna be seeing it everyday irl anyway

    • @j.s.2281
      @j.s.2281 5 років тому +1

      That is probably the least concerning thing he will see

    • @DirEnGay
      @DirEnGay 5 років тому +1

      At least it won't be "Shake That Dick".

  • @nameinvalid5348
    @nameinvalid5348 5 років тому +863

    I’ll have a Diet Coke with NO lemon.

  • @purpleodyssey6850
    @purpleodyssey6850 4 роки тому +7

    I wouldn't be surprised if Hispanic Oprah was the mastermind behind the real Saw.

  • @evildrporkchop4628
    @evildrporkchop4628 4 роки тому +6

    Hispanic Oprah is the most accurate thing about anything Ethan has ever said.

  • @ZHCYT
    @ZHCYT 5 років тому +1240

    H3h3 > Ninja

    • @chemmaz
      @chemmaz 5 років тому +12

      Different types of content. You are, in a different context, comparing the sun to the moon.

    • @bbdanny
      @bbdanny 5 років тому +28

      Most people > Ninja

    • @fknhypno7296
      @fknhypno7296 5 років тому +12

      everybody > ninja

    • @AnarchiacTV
      @AnarchiacTV 5 років тому

      Lol I'm subbed to you, love your stuff but that is an odd comparison

    • @Doggyshot123
      @Doggyshot123 5 років тому +1

      ​@@chemmaz Its personal preference, he feels that h3h3 is more entertaining than ninja, he prefers h3h3's content over ninja's.

  • @mungus8064
    @mungus8064 5 років тому +545

    This is why gamers are the most oppressed minority.

    • @maxxvii2037
      @maxxvii2037 5 років тому +14

      Theblastingbrit i thought weebs were the most oppressed minority

    • @ericnawamusic
      @ericnawamusic 5 років тому +5

      The gamer life is sad life but a good life nonetheless

    • @wesleyakins3182
      @wesleyakins3182 5 років тому +2

      We live in a society

    • @znyznyzny
      @znyznyzny 5 років тому

      l m a o

    • @jackbordar2727
      @jackbordar2727 5 років тому +2

      @@maxxvii2037 but I'm both. Help me

  • @teaguejelinek4038
    @teaguejelinek4038 4 роки тому +10

    3:52 "may I have a diet Coke no lemon"
    wat

  • @CJCCBoi
    @CJCCBoi 4 роки тому +35

    GrOwN mEn PlAy GaMeS?!?!?!?!?
    *_Gaaaaassssssspppppppsssss_*
    Im a veteran and i can tell you at least 50% of everyone in the military plays either pubg or fortnite on their freetime..
    Talkin bout grown men..... Shhhhh

    • @bornfree8073
      @bornfree8073 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah and about 50 percent of the military is werid fucks, who joined cuz they wanted someone to "respekt my authoriti" and thought they would get all the hot chicke. Hahaha. Hahaha. Turns out both of those are wrong. Being a veteran is a proud honor, but true respect can only be won after time and time again doing the right things. Also the only chicks you guys get are barrack bunnies.

    • @CeraphineLuna
      @CeraphineLuna 4 роки тому

      Almost all of my friends from high school enlisted and I can confirm that 0% of them play fortnite.

  • @monkeysarecool3575
    @monkeysarecool3575 5 років тому +446

    My dad is playing more Fortnite than me, I think, I havn't seen him in 14 years

    • @Roll-UpRainer1510
      @Roll-UpRainer1510 5 років тому +14

      U black bruh?

    • @CarrotConsumer
      @CarrotConsumer 5 років тому +4

      At least he is entertained while buying cigarettes.

    • @heyitsmaco
      @heyitsmaco 5 років тому

      Yo wot?

    • @sneakyskrub77
      @sneakyskrub77 5 років тому

      Lucky, play duos with him. Bonding time.

    • @FreshNews247
      @FreshNews247 5 років тому

      In 2004 fortnite ment taking the bus half way across country and when you get to your location just drop a shit that feels like its been going for a fortnight and you cant stand up!

  • @Graveyard_Ari97
    @Graveyard_Ari97 5 років тому +235

    This isn't a Fornite problem this is a parenting problem

    • @tadhg8537
      @tadhg8537 5 років тому +5

      I bet you love fortnite huh

    • @mago2103
      @mago2103 5 років тому +16

      As a non fortnite g a m e r. Yes this is the parents fault. Especially when they talk about games being too violent

    • @peterparker8364
      @peterparker8364 5 років тому +1

      Amen.

  • @tgw6354
    @tgw6354 3 роки тому +2

    "YOU JUST MADE ME DIE!"
    *still alive, running into a wall*

  • @chesirerat4491
    @chesirerat4491 4 роки тому +5

    “You just made me lose”
    *cuts to him playing*
    “I have to start over”

  • @tommoro8045
    @tommoro8045 5 років тому +407

    People say that u need to be 18 to play certain game
    When u reach 18 people complain that ur a grown man playing a video game

    • @ep_med7822
      @ep_med7822 5 років тому +25

      That's the trap

    • @CarrotConsumer
      @CarrotConsumer 5 років тому +4

      Videogames are cancer.

    • @Abrads
      @Abrads 5 років тому +10

      We are oppressed!!

    • @radiomandelbrot5868
      @radiomandelbrot5868 5 років тому +13

      I'm 30 and I play Pokémon on the 2DS. At least my nephews are on my side lmao

    • @queenminna
      @queenminna 5 років тому +1

      I think that this is the news trying to take down GTA

  • @TheWrongNeighborhoodm3m3
    @TheWrongNeighborhoodm3m3 5 років тому +609

    Imagine asking a bunch of angry New Yorkers in the rain to dance.

    • @mattmullett9521
      @mattmullett9521 5 років тому +54

      Ain't nobody from NY in Times Square on NYE

    • @madebyawosika2061
      @madebyawosika2061 5 років тому +4

      Imagine asking a bunch of angry New Yorkers in the rain to dance.

    • @ffffffffffffffff5840
      @ffffffffffffffff5840 5 років тому +3

      @Lil Heinz94 why did I post the exact same comment?

    • @Mogeko_Ranger
      @Mogeko_Ranger 5 років тому +1

      Lil Heinz94
      Imagine asking a bunch of angry New Yorkers in the rain to dance

    • @madebyawosika2061
      @madebyawosika2061 5 років тому +2

      @Gaylord Testicles why did u post the same exact comment?

  • @kenshi_wins
    @kenshi_wins 3 роки тому +4

    Dude strolls in like He's about to collect some protection money.

    • @carpet163
      @carpet163 3 роки тому

      Hey uh, I came by ta let ya know that ya pay is due.

  • @anthonysaad574
    @anthonysaad574 4 роки тому +10

    1:27 watching this video in feb 2020 and i hear that :((

  • @ethancaviness7318
    @ethancaviness7318 5 років тому +340

    Waiter: What would you like a drink?
    Kid: One Chug Jug please

    • @DraoxxMusic
      @DraoxxMusic 5 років тому

      Is there anything the pie can't do

    • @M40891
      @M40891 5 років тому

      Hit the Chug Jug. Hit the Chug Jug

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 5 років тому

      Kid: One tide pod, in a glass with ice, straw, with extra memes

  • @AvelierPlays
    @AvelierPlays 5 років тому +442

    Im 32, I remember people going nuts about “video game addiction” ever since I was like 6 or 7
    I guess nothing has changed...

    • @CyberChrist
      @CyberChrist 5 років тому +11

      People have just become addicted to shittier and shittier games ever since the MMO craze came about, bringing filthy casuals...

    • @K4R007
      @K4R007 5 років тому +6

      Avelier Plays It’s because they don’t want to let go of their own addictions. If they are letting their kids play too long it’s probably because they are feeding their own addictions and not spending enough time with him or her.

    • @MythicSuns
      @MythicSuns 4 роки тому +10

      I'm 25 and already I'm missing the days when the media was making a big song and dance about PS2's being capable of guiding nuclear missiles. I swear the mainstream news outlets just have a hat full of bad things, and they just pull out one of those things and try to tie it to video games. Give it a few years and there will probably be a report on one of the networks about how video games somehow caused 9/11.

    • @CyberChrist
      @CyberChrist 4 роки тому +3

      Well, I've played Flight Simulator... :P

    • @GholaTleilaxu
      @GholaTleilaxu 4 роки тому +2

      @@CyberChrist You just got tagged. Watch out for black vans ;)

  • @whydeecapri4192
    @whydeecapri4192 5 років тому

    That is so true everything that you said I appreciate watching your videos I think they are great you always speak exactly what is on my mind thank you

  • @Jay-oq1yy
    @Jay-oq1yy 4 роки тому +4

    Bruh my mom always be on Facebook sometimes even while eating 😂

  • @tategustafson8540
    @tategustafson8540 5 років тому +175

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that the mom said "May I have a Diet Coke with no lemon."

    • @dorifutodami
      @dorifutodami 5 років тому +4

      Some restraunts serve pop with a lemon for some reason

    • @Lyoko1309
      @Lyoko1309 5 років тому +14

      @@dorifutodami Some restaurants serve diet coke
      How's that for a horror story

    • @mattbenz99
      @mattbenz99 5 років тому

      That was my go to drink as a kid.

    • @adamjensen2304
      @adamjensen2304 5 років тому

      Yeah, I thought that was pretty weird. I’ve had restaurants serve water with lemon, but a Diet Coke with lemon? wtf

    • @mattbenz99
      @mattbenz99 5 років тому

      @@adamjensen2304
      In some places they use lemons to differentiate between diet and regular coke.

  • @Norasuko
    @Norasuko 5 років тому +793

    "My boyfriend plays this all the time"
    "A GROWN MAN!?"
    "Ah no no, my boyfriend is 14".

    • @Chrii1s
      @Chrii1s 5 років тому +8

      Should I call he fbi for this one

    • @lethalhigh1224
      @lethalhigh1224 5 років тому +35

      "Ladies and gentlemen, we got'em"

    • @aura_above
      @aura_above 5 років тому

      Nora Suko unrelated but hi

    • @blockparts
      @blockparts 5 років тому

      Knock knock*

    • @shavingrabbid
      @shavingrabbid 5 років тому

      i wonder if you find fbi jokes annoying

  • @shadows1321
    @shadows1321 4 роки тому +13

    Mom: "Ashton put the computer away"
    Ashton: HOLDS I-PAD

  • @victorgracida8580
    @victorgracida8580 2 роки тому +2

    Bro the part when he said "its me hispanuc Oprah" had me dying

  • @HyperNovaPuma
    @HyperNovaPuma 5 років тому +1333

    Real gamers wear diapers and dont take breaks

    • @ep1cn3ss2
      @ep1cn3ss2 5 років тому +25

      You ever heard of a shitbucket?

    • @danterivera31
      @danterivera31 5 років тому +24

      @@ep1cn3ss2 only real gamers knows about the shitbucket.

    • @Nature-hx2pu
      @Nature-hx2pu 5 років тому +9

      Don’t forget about the pee drawer

    • @mathieul4303
      @mathieul4303 5 років тому +2

      That's pretty sad

    • @ep1cn3ss2
      @ep1cn3ss2 5 років тому +1

      @@danterivera31 Yeah only e p i c gamers

  • @o0Spurs0o
    @o0Spurs0o 5 років тому +452

    When I was little some kid was playing something on his Gameboy during church and his mom took it from him and during the middle of a sermon he yells *_”YOU KILLED MY YOSHI”_*

    • @chinoscars5655
      @chinoscars5655 5 років тому +23

      Beats getting hit for no reason as a child. Lol

    • @RAAZR-
      @RAAZR- 5 років тому +26

      I felt that

    • @jimboramba
      @jimboramba 5 років тому +36

      I was born in 1991 and when I was 3 or 4 I was in church with my family on Christmas or Easter and I stood up in the middle of mass and shouted MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! My family left shortly after. But yeah back then mortal kombat was the shit everyone was playing.

    • @davidmaggiacomo409
      @davidmaggiacomo409 5 років тому +4

      I saw a girl Do a live during church and the priests took the phone

    • @theinstitute1324
      @theinstitute1324 5 років тому

      @@chinoscars5655
      >Be a shithead
      >no reason

  • @caberToo
    @caberToo 4 роки тому +3

    "Ashton, what have we always told you?"
    "Playing FPSes on tablets is for scrubs..."
    "Good boy."

  • @petra9368
    @petra9368 4 роки тому +3

    Ashton says: "what" in the most calm tone
    Mom: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT!!

  • @BaileyYarran
    @BaileyYarran 5 років тому +264

    Who brings an iPad out in public I would be embarrassed

    • @sage7296
      @sage7296 5 років тому +8

      skate fast and eat ass When my phone broke I had to wait a few months to get a new one. That was about 3 months of taking my iPad (and it was not a mini) to school .

    • @dontknowdontcare1934
      @dontknowdontcare1934 5 років тому +2

      Maybe if you skated fast enough you cpukd2 get away with it.

    • @nick-elodeon9919
      @nick-elodeon9919 5 років тому +1

      Uhhm... yeah... I do

    • @KingFuego
      @KingFuego 5 років тому

      I always do when having lunch. But it's usually to check things for work not for playing fortnite xD

    • @BudgiePanic
      @BudgiePanic 5 років тому

      I just carry my desktop around everywhere

  • @TheAnnoyingVulture
    @TheAnnoyingVulture 5 років тому +324

    Christ those actors are awful. Absolutely shocking.

    • @ppcone9838
      @ppcone9838 5 років тому +11

      AnnoyingVulture its at porn level

    • @Edraxo
      @Edraxo 5 років тому +34

      "Can I have a coke with *no lemon* ?"

    • @TheAnnoyingVulture
      @TheAnnoyingVulture 5 років тому +10

      @@Edraxo "YoUr dAd WaS sUgGesTiNg a MoViE wHaT dO yOu ThiNk aBouT tHaT?"

    • @shrimp_bucket
      @shrimp_bucket 5 років тому +3

      The kids just watching a video. Not even playing

    • @TheAnnoyingVulture
      @TheAnnoyingVulture 5 років тому +1

      @@shrimp_bucket Basically Rainbow Six Teammates then.

  • @Lil_boy11
    @Lil_boy11 5 років тому

    Yooo the commentary is iconic content 😂😂 I. So annoyed I haven't always been subscribed boy I been missing out on some great sarcasm

  • @klaud7311
    @klaud7311 2 роки тому +1

    6:41
    God, the subtle Ethan humor hits the mark.
    He makes it look like Hispanic Oprah is just trying to figure out what a Fork Knight is.

  • @TheKrigeron
    @TheKrigeron 5 років тому +766

    "Ukh you made me lose"
    Get this kid an oscar.

    • @aUsernameInnit
      @aUsernameInnit 5 років тому +20

      Seen a lot in things targeted for teens.
      Mom:*says anything*
      Teen:U G H Y O U M A D E M E L O S E

    • @mirror1001
      @mirror1001 4 роки тому +1

      [ :)

    • @Ice-Bear
      @Ice-Bear 4 роки тому +1

      TheKrigeron I have to start ovah

    • @ReizokoRyu
      @ReizokoRyu 2 роки тому +1

      He lost it all in a single second...

  • @ZonoYT
    @ZonoYT 5 років тому +1378

    True gamers play on Coolmathgames

    • @bronze1895
      @bronze1895 5 років тому +26

      Zono in school only because the school blocks all the other websites that are fun like pornhub

    • @ghostplayzbusters
      @ghostplayzbusters 5 років тому +7

      NAH IT'S KAHOOT Real ones play on KAHOOT

    • @IMVUDressUp
      @IMVUDressUp 5 років тому

      PERIODTTTT!!!

    • @huntrrams
      @huntrrams 5 років тому +8

      Zono old school kids play on Miniclips and Newgrounds;)

    • @nickanthropocene6502
      @nickanthropocene6502 5 років тому +1

      True gamers play Kingdom Hearts Re-COM not just 1 and 2

  • @hishamzaza174
    @hishamzaza174 4 роки тому +3

    " It's Me !! Hispanic Oprah !! "
    *comes in wobbling around like a sea lion in a blue blazer*

  • @neb2244
    @neb2244 4 роки тому +6

    3:54 “May I have a Diet Coke with no lemon”

  • @Sieger1
    @Sieger1 5 років тому +486

    Real Gamers are being oppressed by those fortnite virgins!

    • @zarcthesavage9079
      @zarcthesavage9079 5 років тому +8

      Yea real gamers dont ever use the bathroom!

    • @thephenix4663
      @thephenix4663 5 років тому

      You're every where

    • @isak242
      @isak242 5 років тому +1

      Real gamers only play fortnite and minecraft

    • @jadhaidar2605
      @jadhaidar2605 5 років тому +1

      I love you so much Killua 😍😭

    • @Felogic
      @Felogic 5 років тому

      @Drop ammo please says a 13 year old

  • @Coolmark123
    @Coolmark123 5 років тому +868

    my kid is addicted to wearing diapers

  • @KC16A6
    @KC16A6 4 роки тому

    until @11:37... I didn't really know why I was watching this video, but you got me during the ad when John Quinones threw himself hahahah

  • @username-ov1nd
    @username-ov1nd 3 роки тому +1

    My parents used to interrupt me every time I had a ranked match
    I lost so much experience

  • @BruhMrog
    @BruhMrog 5 років тому +331

    Dad: Computer
    Kid: Ipad
    H3h3: laptop
    make up your mind

  • @cakeitv
    @cakeitv 5 років тому +760

    I don't play fortnite I play real men games. Minecraft and Wii sports

    • @patukka3336
      @patukka3336 5 років тому +6

      Does r6s qualify

    • @aldhyXjumpen
      @aldhyXjumpen 5 років тому +9

      Give this guy a medal👏👏👏

    • @simonmcgraw9426
      @simonmcgraw9426 5 років тому +3

      I lost it at Wii sports.
      Just have the soundtrack of bowling in my head.

    • @Xavibbb4782
      @Xavibbb4782 5 років тому +1

      I wish I could be you, pray for me

    • @LightningDeusDax
      @LightningDeusDax 5 років тому +3

      You forgot to mention RuneScape🙂

  • @thotpatrol3099
    @thotpatrol3099 3 роки тому +1

    im stuck in quarantine watching old h3h3 videos and it’s beautiful

  • @gemusefreund2652
    @gemusefreund2652 5 років тому +3

    I played sims for a couple of hours every day when I was younger and now I don’t play video games at all lol

  • @aquaticfoxe
    @aquaticfoxe 5 років тому +295

    I love how literally every generation has had something like this, yet people like to act like it only affects the current youth. Also, what happened to actually parenting? I'm betting these parents let the iPad "babysit" when the kid was young and now are all offended that the kid is attached.

    • @PotatoTortoise
      @PotatoTortoise 5 років тому +28

      There’s nothing wrong with letting your kid use technology, cause they love that shit. It just comes with the responsibility of actually talking to them for once and teaching them essential social skills, like Respect, Politeness, and in general being a human being. I would know because that’s how I was raised, and I learned, through bullying and the internet, these lessons. It managed to be better parenting than what my parents did.

    • @Brandon11746
      @Brandon11746 5 років тому +3

      Good point.
      Also, there are more severe, and serious issues to discuss in the world, i.e abortion. Yet, they chose to discuss fortnite. What the fabric? Why?

    • @sunbleachedangel
      @sunbleachedangel 5 років тому +1

      @@Brandon11746 abortion is a very difficult and serious topic

    • @Brandon11746
      @Brandon11746 5 років тому

      @@sunbleachedangel
      And? The news covers serious topics all the time.

    • @cameronruth5330
      @cameronruth5330 5 років тому +1

      I feel like a 40 yr old saying this but it wasnt that long ago that we grew up without phones. Bruh it pisses me tf off when i see parents just handing a crying baby a phone... the habits they teach young fester

  • @nickbarrett7163
    @nickbarrett7163 5 років тому +172

    Remember when dubstep was supposedly going to make you a violent person back in 2012

    • @sharkymcshark3392
      @sharkymcshark3392 5 років тому +3

      Nick Barrett this made me laugh, I don't know why.

    • @Zuri_SM
      @Zuri_SM 5 років тому +4

      Actually, not really. I've heard that about metal or rap, but not dubstep.

    • @spencers4121
      @spencers4121 5 років тому +4

      I thought that was the WoW addiction, it's hard to keep track of this stuff tbh.

    • @VoidKos
      @VoidKos 5 років тому +1

      I’ve only heard that about games

  • @Spetia
    @Spetia 5 років тому +16

    "Several hours." Casuals, casuals everywhere.

  • @phoebe7721
    @phoebe7721 4 роки тому +6

    "Put the computer down!" Is a tablet