Anybody who isn’t caught up with every video will be confused. It’s like reading from the 13th chapter! It may be the correct place to start, but you’re just confused
funny story, my family (being from southern indiana) knew some folks who ran a turtle racing competition, there was bets being placed and colored turtles and everything lol. pretty strange now that i think back on it but it was very fun and interesting
@@arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 I'm in Boy Scouts and the entire thing is stupid. Boy Scouts are honorable and kind. If people were harassed, why come forward 40 years later instead of right away🤦🏼
That sounds like a passive aggressive christmas present, like when your aunt gifts you a diet and/or anger management book for Christmas and you're awkwardly like "....... thank... you..I think?"
I’m surprised this of all games weirded Kevin. But really, anything can weird Kevin out. Day 310 of annoying Kevin until he gives up and plays the worst Wii game ever, Big Family Games.
Watches SGF try and hit the bucket with the rock for a solid 30 minutes and not succeed. Watches Kevin hit it on the first try without realizing half of the controls. God I love Shenmue.
@WorldsWorstBoy - I agree! I don‘t mind sponsored videos on Kevin’s channel at all, because he acts and plays like usual. Other people I watch seem kinda fake In sponsored videos. Kevin is just awesome!
Wait, what? People describe your laugh as "fake"? The word I'd use is "contagious." I mean, it's pretty rare I don't at least smile or smirk at one of your videos. They're seriously one of the best things about the end of my days ever since I found your channel, so thank you for being you every day, Kevin!
The moment you realize that the reason getting your tokens traded in is so hard because it's a lesson about how gambling leads to nothing but headache...🙀
Children: We have information Kevin: I am being attacked, this is a nightmare Children: There was a spider man - Kevin: Oh okay, these kids are legit actually
i don't know if you'll upload before christmas, so i want to wish you a very merry christmas you've genuinely made me feel a lot happier and made me laugh when i really need it wish you the best dude :)
Kevin keeps saying his "characters" have a gambling problem but with how much gambling he's done in games something tells me he's the one with the gambling problem 😂
Visit the Epic Games Store Holiday Sale here: pixly.go2cloud.org/SH1U1
Make sure to use my creator code! CALLMEKEVIN
No.
More like Bore Ragnorok
Only if you play _Way if the Samurai_ first. Any of them. Please.
I will never buy another Epic Games product.
Hey Kevin can you bring back the roleplaying series? Those were absolutely hilarious. Would love to see those make a comeback 🙂.
The fact that Kevin's says amnesia instead of amnosia is another proof that the real kevin is still at Jim's basement
Nah, he just has amnosia and forgot how to say the word.
@@olavisalomaa hmmmmmm maybe
nah amnosia is when its 'not medically recognized'
Do ppl who aren't american pronounce it like amnosia
@@Kaihearts1 No it's just Kevin
I think your channel is enough to weird people out lol
Anybody who isn’t caught up with every video will be confused. It’s like reading from the 13th chapter! It may be the correct place to start, but you’re just confused
wait til he play yandere simulator
eh not enough wierd we need to knock the weird up to mutch more
@Juan Cortez Muro fuck off, self promoting leech
Oh fancy running into you here, what a crazy coincidence this is omg! :0 ;)
There’s nothing wrong with that laugh. It’s precious
I've been trying to tell him
Absolutely
I fear the Jedi Spiders.
@@cantsalvagethis well I fucking love her and you can hate her but just stfu about it okay
@@jedispiders7204 Is that your Tarantula?
Yo if you made this channel exclusively turtle racing I'd be fine with it.
💕🐢
I thought this was just a shitpoast but then i saw the turtle racing
I dont think his hands could endure it
"Turtle racing but my turtle kicks ass"
funny story, my family (being from southern indiana) knew some folks who ran a turtle racing competition, there was bets being placed and colored turtles and everything lol. pretty strange now that i think back on it but it was very fun and interesting
Before the video I got an ad saying there's no escape from Kevin (from home alone). I think this is a warning.
I've got it also on hus last video
Who wants to escape Kevin anyway though really? 🤷🏻♂️
Late but my ad asked if I was inappropriately touched in boy scouts... apparently people can sue for it.
@@arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 I'm in Boy Scouts and the entire thing is stupid. Boy Scouts are honorable and kind. If people were harassed, why come forward 40 years later instead of right away🤦🏼
Trey Walker damn who hurt u
When has mashing all the buttons never not worked?
Marriage.
That's why you quicksave
Big Shitty Chernobyl
@@gamerito100 That was actually an extreme success.
@@LoveRemains That's a pretty hard game. I never even finished the tutorial: "finding girlfriend" lmao
I am so glad that this video is not sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
But it's sponsored by epic,
Not much better
@@IamaPERSON what?
@@budaroddy basically, Juan self promoted, and by saying he's a raēpist, people won't want to support him
To be honest, it's probably a better game than this piece of shit
@@Henrex2000 Why not exactly? I don't get all the Epic hate. (Pun not intended.)
Petition for letting Kevin exchange his tokens.
Exchange rate: 1 currency for every 40 tokens.
merry crisis
Merry Chorus
Remmy Sisirc
merry crisps
Merry crysler
Merry Cicero
I know Kevin will never do it, but I always try to imagine what it would be like if he played Doki Doki Literature Club
why wouldn't he do it?
@@idontneedaname318 I assume because it isn't really a game that fits his style of videos
@@ZenBubbleYT he played a KFC dating sim.....
@@stevenclark1662 yeah but the KFC dating simulator is a comedy game, while DDLC is a more slow burning story game.
"Look at those, they're like humans, but with four legs!"
-Callmekevin, 2019, staring at cows
That's because he is Irish
Shenmue 3 But Kevin Is Trying To Exchange His Tokens!
For Christmas I got you a tanning membership I love you
Cosmo Joe it’s just a lightbulb in a cardboard box
👻
@@lillyjean2391 that might be too strong
Ginger Kubicz lmao
That sounds like a passive aggressive christmas present, like when your aunt gifts you a diet and/or anger management book for Christmas and you're awkwardly like "....... thank... you..I think?"
Haircut looks nice Kev, lookin handsome. Should celebrate your nice haircut with a nice refreshing cup of cold soup
I have no idea what the context of your username is, but it's amazing
Kevin: posts a 20 ish minute video
Me:Now THIS is what Christmas is all about
I’m surprised this of all games weirded Kevin.
But really, anything can weird Kevin out.
Day 310 of annoying Kevin until he gives up and plays the worst Wii game ever, Big Family Games.
I can't wait till you reach 365
310 days straight, absolute madlad
@Spooky Filmz Ent. You are disgusting!
*best wii game ever
Children: approach Kevin
Kevin: I think i could take them
He's played Shenmue, now we absolutely needs some Kevin Yakuza.
Start with 0
I'm pretty sure he played some earlier
he's played lmao
@@VANTARTS Yeah but we need more of it.
so the best prize amond them all is a football, and the lowest is a pineapple? where do I go to play?
I'll win all the pineapples so I can put them on my pizzas
@@samwisegamgee1243 you *monster*
to be fair the pineapple is a perishable so it needs to not sit on that shelf forever
Watches SGF try and hit the bucket with the rock for a solid 30 minutes and not succeed.
Watches Kevin hit it on the first try without realizing half of the controls.
God I love Shenmue.
SGF?
Cracked Emerald supergreatfriend?
Day 208 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000
Peppern Warming we need to pump that likes up broh
Desperate housewives tho.
Juan Cortez Muro yes! I loved this game growing up!
@@tj_6964 just report it, it'll go away
I am a PERSON! Wdym
Kevin you seem like the only guy who would wear A leather jacket and jeans in the middle of the 17th century
Holy crap that’s a lot of likes what is this sorcery
That's my fashion style lmao
Ha ha
@@samanthagrafinger5478 Lol 39 is barely anything
Just wait until you start getting something like 17k likes
So what I'm getting from this game:
- cutscenes
- timed missions that leave you too much free time
- so *many* gambling games
Aw, Kevin, you totally blue-balled us. I really wanted to see you solve the "Turn in the tokens" mystery.
Kevin, honey, these are not humans but with four legs... these are milk horses!
Oof, I was worried I'm the only one who sometimes forgets what humans look like
@@martabartoszewska104 yeah, quarantine be like that
I've been watching Kevin so much that I've obtained his laugh as my own - everytime I laugh, it's Kevin.
*THERE I GO RUNNING MY MOUTH AGAIN HA. HA. HA. HA
More
Like bore ragnarok
Bore Ragnarok? More like... Call Me Ragnarkevin.
Please?
@Juan Cortez Muro I'm sorry, I don't click links from failed abortion-i mean, self promoters
yes
Kevin went from a introvert to a extrovert really quick and he found a tanning bed
I don't support Epic, not even this game, but i support you
Love you kevo
To be fair your playstyle weirds out normal people Kevin
Thank our dear leader no one's quite 'normal' here ~✨
"There I go running my mouth again, heho hoha." She's dead inside.
So you should play _Way of the Samurai._
I usually hate sponsored game content for the most part but Shenmue plus Kevin.....
Match made in Heaven.
@WorldsWorstBoy - I agree! I don‘t mind sponsored videos on Kevin’s channel at all, because he acts and plays like usual. Other people I watch seem kinda fake In sponsored videos. Kevin is just awesome!
@@avitaniskyfall9841 Kevin is indeed a very cool dude
@@WorldsWorstBoy I will cry if he likes your comment
@@avitaniskyfall9841 yea he still fucks the game up lol
@@expectgreatnessbeholdmedio1365 That would be pretty neat
woman: *hits bench*
Kevin: CHARGE
I had a horrible evening, but this cheered me up a lot. Thank you, Kevin
"Everyone speaks in riddles in this game"
Ah, you now understand what it's like to speak with Asian elders 😌
Day 246 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
Happy birthday, Kevin.
Merry birth
@@jackbudi Happy Christmas.
@@kaleidoscope19 why thank you
My laugh morphs into the laughs I hear around me. As a result I now laugh like you, Kevin
Tbf it's an improvement from Jimmy Carr and Tigger
It’s killing me that you will never trade out your tokens!! I was so invested.
I love your laugh, brings me back every time.
Day ??? Of asking Kevin to play sly2 on the ps2.
Brother, I want to see sly, and I also want to see him play _Way of the Samurai._
Best of luck to you and you shall always get my like.
@@IamaPERSON who you talking about?
I wish he play Katamari
@@budaroddy a self promoter that deleted his comment
@@budaroddy he keeps infecting comments by posting video links, and whenever someone says something about it he deletes the reply
Wait, what? People describe your laugh as "fake"? The word I'd use is "contagious." I mean, it's pretty rare I don't at least smile or smirk at one of your videos. They're seriously one of the best things about the end of my days ever since I found your channel, so thank you for being you every day, Kevin!
Dear Kevin, do you like Spaghettios?
Sincerely, me
Too much like soup
K
He pours them on potatos
Sincerely, yours dearly, sincerely me
I love your videos. They're funny as hell
Collen Carabajal yes they are
Well Jim Pickens’ basement is hell.
But do you watch it all the time?
@@rilmar2137 big man rilmar watches 24/7 no breaks, not slept since august
Visit the Epic Games Store Holiday Sale.
me: no i am not gona do that
Stupid games I guess I won't play them even if they are for free 😂
Dont listen to the comments saying your laugh is fake. Your laugh is charming and has become such a serotonin bringing noise
The moment you realize that the reason getting your tokens traded in is so hard because it's a lesson about how gambling leads to nothing but headache...🙀
3:50: I thought he was peeing lol
Kevin, play outerwilds, it's pretty much superliminal in space.
It really isnt
@@temmink2012 it's a mind fuck when you get into the game, and superliminal is the new definition of a mind fuck.
@@finhudson2938 what
“This is gonna be TOO wacky”
Oh boy, Kevin means business in this video
"IT'S A CAT!"
- Kevin, on seeing a goat (23 Dec 2019)
A normal Kevin is not a good detective... I remember you in the Sims 4 stealing the equipment at the police station...
Just here to say that you’re the best youtuber on this platform 🤗
Kevin: "I dove in to save a girl. It was somebody's daughter."
Immediately forgets her for cows
I giggled so much through this, I loved your chill commentary, please do more!!!
Kevin: This game needs to stop weirding me out.
Game: No, I don't think I will
I love videos like this
Your laugh was never fake Kevin. It actually makes me laugh too
I like the way kevin handles sponsored videos. I legitimately forgot I was watching one til the end.
You weird us out enough, Kevin
merry crucifixion
headline reads "Man with Chapped Lip Claims Brave Warrior Status"
*picks up fish*
(softly): what is this
Stop scaring me
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Mooi
Wat
Ik ben Willem de Zwijger, dat is weliswaar een geuzennaam
Jari Fok je met mijn volk, breek ik binnen door je keukenraam
Jes, Nederlanders bij NoemMeKevin
Epic can't even give games away, they gotta start advertising they're doing it
5:20 I think he means, it’s illegal to gamble for money, so instead he gives you a “prize” that you take to the pawn shop to exchange for cash.
thanks for telling us about the 12 days o Christmas sale...
*on the 10th day*
it's the 5th day, so you can still get 8 out of 12...
Legend has it, he is still finding his way to exchange the tokens.
“I’ve been dying for a game since this started” killed me
The thumbnail Guy is the definition when the game gives Kevin a chance to
Customise its character
no
So is kevin the girl whose face was zoomed in at 0:01.
Xalpha Zero yes
Children: We have information
Kevin: I am being attacked, this is a nightmare
Children: There was a spider man -
Kevin: Oh okay, these kids are legit actually
4 legged animals: *exist*
Kevin: IT'S A CAT!
we are in the suburbs of the universe
BUTIFUL GAME DESIGN
the guy you saw at the mall *beautiful
@@SQUAREHEADSAM1912 r/woosh
Sorry if your kidding....
No, you’re brothtaking
Marical DA it’s okay
JackBudi thank you 😊
Kevin, I honest to goodness love your laugh
Hey Kevin did you know that Jim Pickens sounds a lot like Slim Pickens. What a coincidence right !!!!
Oh great, now all I can imagine is kevin wearing nothing but shorts chopping wood in front of the hot sun...
I sat here for 20 minutes watching Kevin's videos and refreshing page... I think I might have an addiction.
Is this a preview of the next "My strange addiction" episode?
Ahh, the classic tale of Fecker Hazuka and his quest to feed his gambling addiction
its weird how all the npcs look like real ppl but the main character looks like an anime character kinda.
This guy is literally Asian Jim Pickens 15:46
The girl sitting made me feel so uncomfortable, like, her legs
when you said this was made by epicgames everything made sence
Shenhua is petting a goat
Kevin: It’s a cat!
I feel powerful
you ARE powerful
Kevin I know you won’t see this but bit life made an update where you can watch UA-cam with friends and you are a youtuber that you can watch
i don't know if you'll upload before christmas, so i want to wish you a very merry christmas
you've genuinely made me feel a lot happier and made me laugh when i really need it
wish you the best dude :)
Actually i really like your laughing because it is so weird and that makes it charming
Nice hair cut Kevin. Yes we noticed :)
Is it Just me or did Kevin used a new thumbmail face for the first time in 5 years
You can't make fun of Kevin's laugh! It's a condition called 'Carr syndrome."
I like how in most games Kevin says his character has a gambling problem but I’m pretty sure it’s Kevin with the issue
Day 232 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.
Day twenty-four of telling Kevin he’s the greatest UA-camr ever.
Kevin keeps saying his "characters" have a gambling problem but with how much gambling he's done in games something tells me he's the one with the gambling problem 😂
"Idiot, I bet I destroyed his family."
-Kevin 2019, ending the decade on a high. Christmas spirit at its finest.