I made an esports team but it's the worst thing to ever exist
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
- I made an esports team but it's the worst thing ever
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The video isn't even started and someone has already been angered. This is true skill right here.
Don’t know why but this comment triggers me
It is causing the eternal flame inside home to burn brighter, brighter, brighter! It is taking over, I can't cope. Sounds, smells, tastes, all destroyed by the sheer rage that is controlling my mind. Oh how do I escape?
The heck ya'll? XD
xAngiex At this point I wouldn’t even be confused. This is the cult at its finest.
It's AppNana.
The Cult: Bonding. Do not look for frogs. Do not practice. Rest and bond.
No gain, just pain
Bore Ragnarok.
"666 Likes"
Nice.
Kevin: gives his character red hair and blue eyes rows
Also Kevin: gives his character a camo jacket so noone can see him
Heyo Finn O. Wait, who can't we see?
Hey Finn O
that's probably for the best.....
Beeg Beeg Yoshi, thats who
Street smarts!
"We are hostages, help us." - This should be our Cult chant!
Perfect!
That would damage the image of our undying loyalty though.
@@user-yn1bd4yf3h But if we are all chanting it in unison won't that strengthen our loyalty?
Templarkiller maybe. Or a universal cry for help
@@user-yn1bd4yf3h Not if it is in unison, then it is asserting dominance to the world in the name of Jim.
play desperate housewives again i still need to learn what was inside the box
yes this
this, please kevin
I forgot I was waiting for this.
Please
Yeeess!
Kevin:Joe is cool
Also Kevin:Can we get rid of Joe
I saw a balloon with the name Joe on it today.
@@heatherfennell3882 this comment made sleepy me so happy lmao idk why but i enjoy the random fact about your day :)
Who's joe?
@@heatherfennell3882 Congratulations
@@orion2826 I'm not sure, it was written in felt pen. It is possible I should know but I am pretty bad at connecting names to faces.
"oh they have ireland that's kinda cute"
- Kevin 2020
The way you said “I’ve not run out of ideas yet” makes me concerned on whether I should be scared for any of your sims or not.
The answer to that is always "yes."
rip grim
We're all hostages here, but we literally volunteered, so that's on us for being in Kevin's basement.
*Jim's basement. Kevin is just as much of a hostage as the rest of us
@@eljaa Excellent point!
Captain Awesome Exactly! If the police are reading this, DO NOT PROSECUTE KEVIN (or Jim). This is on US.
Thought the title said "I made an *escorts* team"... and you know what, I wouldn't be surprised if that was what it was.
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who misread that at first 😂😂
the fact that I read this as e-scorts instead of es-corts help
"Oh this are the firefighters!"
"B-but there is no fire"
"Actually yes. Because you are all fired!"
Kevin: * tries to fire joe
Joe: * literally lights on fire *
*ESports: But I form a Cul- I mean Team*
Namari admit it. We are a cult and we are proud
@@user-yn1bd4yf3h Dear Leader be with you
What is a team but a cult that does things with other cults
**Makes everyone shave their heads so no one gets offended**
**Accidentally makes them look like skin heads instead** 😂
One bald guy is diversity. 5 bald dudes is a gang
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 woah
I could not stop laughing at the idea of an esport gamer competing without ever even playing the game. Lmao omg too funny.
These three people that disliked r offended cause they look like Kevin’s character
WhiteWiggaGib oh no
HR Oh Yes
LT103 *Paul Bearer intensifies*
They probably didn't get the trophy for starting the game
Good to know literal models watch his videos
Kevin: "I'm not buying you a TV"
Joe: *catches fire*
"Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire"
Kevin: (Makes an esports team everyone hates)
*FaZe wants to know your location*
Bruh you are everywhere
Heyo
Just Some Guy without a Mustache People love FaZe’s CSGO though fsr
*Justin Y wants to know your location*
Hello again
When kevin says hes run out of ideas but in reality he he just has to go back through his videos and play the ones he abandoned.
So have you found another esports team to join yet?
ohmygod I got obsessed with this game when you played a game by the same company! It's so much more fun lol. The best part about it is its exceptionally glitched, and no updates have really been made to fix it. Characters swap names and outfits and skin colours constantly, there's no rhyme or reason.
Day 76 of asking Kevin to Bring Back Baking Bad but my autocorrect finished this for me after “of”
In Kevin's AMA he said he wants to but he moved and his setup doesn't work the best
I was gonna try doing the “day whatever of asking keven” for baking bad but I gave up after two videos
@Kingofstupidity we don’t want baking good, tho. We’d take anything.
Keep going my man
You (and your autocorrect) are doing God's work, keep it up
Telltale Games explaining their bankrupt: "I Just Spend More Money Than We Had"
Kevin: "God damnit! Joe Swanson is so demanding!
Well, in his defense he has just got back on his feet after sitting in an wheelchair for 21 years
Yes 😆
Lmao 🤣💀
Kevin genuinely makes my day better, especially during quarantine, and I just want to say, thank you Kevin 🙏🏽
You should check out “Kyle is famous” because you are famous and both Kyle and Kevin start with a k. It’s a funny game.
Yes, I'd love to watch Kevin play "Kyle is famous" too. It's quite funny in a weird and random way and you can make a lot of 'bad' choices there. Perfect game for Kevin!
Absolutley fantastic game. Remember getting all the endings. Perfect for Kevin's channel!
Isn’t it also free on steam?
"They're not even that much better" Yes. Yes. Now you are truly understanding E-Sports.
I find it harder to believe that Kevin ran a business every time he plays a game with money involved...
Tannei Sarker what business did he run?
Bailey Keiper A game store :)
@@tanneisarker9624 was it successful?
It's easy to believe.
Kevin ran a game store, he found out that ps4 and Xbox one games were popular, and (after shaving his crew's heads) decided that their store would ONLY sell NES games made exclusively for the Nintendo Power Glove.
As months went by, and the store lost more and more money, Kevin changed absolutely nothing. At the end of each month, he was shocked at the bank statements telling him that changing nothing wasn't working.
Then he took out a gigantic bank loan and used it to branch out his store's inventory. Now, in addition to NES Power Glove games, he had all the copies of E.T. for Atari dug up from the desert that they were buried in and put them for sale in his store.
Surprisingly, the store was now losing more money, and he had loan repayment bills racking up.
Finally, in desperation, he ran in front of a car outside his local cinema.
I thought all of this was common knowledge.
Kevin playing Hitman: Why is everyone bald
Also Kevin: I will make everyone on my team bald
8:22 I don’t think North Korea’s dictator would be able to stand up in his current state.
Little do we know, Turg was actually an MLG pro circuit Mario Kart player back in his day
"A t-shirt with a monster on it"
So a shirt with Kevin on it?
t-shirt? More like Bore Ragnarok.
Monster? More like Bore Ragnarok.
Mars Hidden I mean I retracted the comment but yeah. It is one of my minor goals in lockdown to achieve that heart from Kevin. I got one from Kubzscouts but the one from Kevin would be amazing.
HR I got one once. It was on a Skyrim video on which I’m the top comment. It feels good.
On this one (it’s not a rick roll this time I swear)
ua-cam.com/video/8IJ2n2eGMrs/v-deo.html
I love the way kevin starts a game and immediately ignores everything it tells him to do as well complain about not knowing what he is doing so instead he just tortures people as much as possible because he didnt listen
Hey Kev! You should get Max, RT, or even the Irish Lads and play 7 Days To Die! It's a fun zombie survival game with hordes and lots of cool environments. The settings are customizable to make crazy and/or goofy games. I would LOVE to see that content!
As a lithuanian myself i'm glad that Kevin is finally representing us even though the Lithuanian character's name is and i quote,,SHITTTTTT" and he is constantly abused along with the other team mates....You know what i don't think Kevin is ready to represent any other country except for Ireland even though he did constantly abuse the Irish characters....
Kevin in April: playing a game where he's an esports captain.
Kevin now: former prize-winning esports captain.
Such growth. I'm so proud of him
It would be great if Kevin played Ai Dungeon theres a lot of room to feck things up
Video Starts
Kevin: *anger*
Kevin's character is a distant relative of Turg
I mean, Turg impregnated every woman ever
kevin: *leans in* “hHph“
me: there’s nothing that this man could do to make me NOT live for his irishness
Kevin: I'm running out of ideas.
Baking Bad: Am I a joke to you.
YES!!!!
Love how Kevin SCREAMS everytime he says anyone's names 🤣 hes just yelling "KILL ME" and my brother was so fucking confused
Kevin: uploads a video
Me: 0:00
Day 257 of telling Kevin that he’s the best youtuber on this platform and we all love him
Day 197 of asking Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama
Day 118 of asking Kevin to sing Timber
is this worth it
twitch0 it really isn’t 😶
Kevin: *Desperately explaining that he’s not playing the same game, he knows we don’t want that*
Us: *Begging for him to continue playing Esports Life, WWE, etc.*
It’s great Kevin always uploads at 8:00
12 for me wooo
@@jackbudi right now it's 302 for me
3PM for me
Antonella lol I’m from Ireland so
3 AM 😂
Why did I read the title as “I created an escorts team” and continued to watch the video not even questioning it. Odd enough that title would fit just fine for this
You don't even need a team you just need Hagrid
"Kevin repeatedly fails at the tutorial."
Keep up the good work Kevin.
Kevin: "I could use a make over myself, I look like a mess"
The Cult: 2:22
Kevin’s Dictator of North Korea comment did not age well...
Kevin: It just says filter by role, but it just has these symbols, which nobody will know.
Me, having Vietnam flashbacks of the years playing LoL: 🎩, 🦁, 🖕, 🐕, 🤖
I just wanted to say hello to Kevin. Hi Kevin.
Kevin: i have not ran out of ideas
Also kevin: makes the millionth harry potter video this month
Love you kevin
He won't be your father but he will be your daddy
I agree.
Be his father, Kevin.
jim
Kevin, a 26yo: "You dont understand im a boomer!"
Kevin: the professional gamer
kevin, if you're running out of ideas, just keep playing minecraft story mode. we loved watching your confusion while playing it, and there's so much more mayhem
>European Union
Kevin: "You're being very vague where you're from"
Americans: "Wait, that's vague? Isn't Europe a country?"
And THIS is why Kevin is one of few youtubers I genuinely look forward to uploading
One of the few unproblematic ones too lol
As a Joe myself, I can confirm that we are all cool B)
Joe Lee yes can confirm aswell
Thanks Kevin, I was really in need of a good laugh and you came through as always :)
Whenever he starts a video title with "I made" you know it's gonna be the worst thing to exist
1:52 You know quarantine is bad when Kevin switches from "feck" to "fuck".
"Shave his head now!"
They didn't believe but I now that Kevin...
is in a cult
"What the hell is a cervical spondylosis" Me: about to google it, but Kevin beat me to it well played :)
Ahhh esports... the only sport that can be played all of a sudden.
At least I still got my Wii sports
Not even 2 feckin minutes into the video as I'm eating cereal and I'm about to spit it all out.. Kevin you make me laugh too much
Fellow humans, please watch more "Call Me Kevin" videos. He is an ordinary human like you, not an Reptilian who wants to rule the world. You can trust me, because i am a human too.
I trust you! You can tell they're humans by their humanity.
I trust you implicitly
Thank you I really needed this I was panicking about my GCSEs grades and this helped calm me and make me smile for a bit
Kevin: *Sees one of the players has dreads and literally shaves his head*
Me: "Watch and learn, K-pop stylists. Watch and learn."
"Haven't run out of ideas but getting awfully close" lol thank you for being honest
few minutes in the video i had an abs laughing
Those names are amazing!
Also is no one going to talk about "Grognak looking fecker" because that SENT ME
"The pin board is on fire somehow"
Yes Kevin, you are the one playing after all
Thank you Kevin for distracting me from the road burn I got after biffing it down a hill
Day 28 of asking Kevin to play Dude Stop and thanking him for giving me something to look forward to
So this is how Turg would run an esport team. ❤️
Day 13 of asking Kevin to make Jim Pickens in bannerlord
13:11
Kevin: all it shows is symbols which noone is gonna know
Me, a moba player: *Knows them all*
Kevin: I have not run out of ideas
Also Kevin: Quarantine Random Steam Games Part 4
Imagine being an actual player of this game and encountering Kevin’s cult with names like SHITTTTT!!!! And FUUUUUCK and the terrifying characters. 🤣🤣
Kevin reminds me of my dad he uses you once and forgets about you
u--uses? Are you ok? Do you need a talk?
We’ve been watching you daily in our house since before quarantine was a thing and I just cannot get over how hilarious your videos are! Big fan of the Harry Potter/Star Wars/GTA gmod videos! I’d like to suggest you play Emily Wants to Play! I really think you’ll get some good stuff out of that one. And it has a sequel.
All Call Me Kevin members RISE UP!!!
The cul- The Team looks like a villain-of-the-week group that Spiderman would face, and repeatedly *crush*
“49 seconds ago” quarantine got me early smh
Ani Aslanyan me over here with 2 seconds. Well done for being early! It's a great achievement.
Got here before any views registered
Micro Wave I got the first comment. Just checked. Twice in a row
me: mom can I meet Billie Eilish?
mom: no, we have Billie at home.
Billie at home: 0:36
You lost the chance to name "Joe." --> "Joe Joe".
That's the joke.
Joe Mama
Hey Kevin if you read this I would like you to know, that I love your videos and watch it all the time!
Dude, come on. You seriously named one of your guys joe? That’s so offensive.
Was having a long tiring day at work. Finally got on lunch, absolutely exhausted and sat down. Decided to open up my youtube and the first thing I see is that thumbnail and it made my day. Thanks kevin.
1:40 thank u for stopping cultral appropriation
"Fecking kill me" is so relatable right now in this lockdown x
Kevin, please don't look up "Esport Cringe" on UA-cam and definitely don't make a video on it
The mention of grognack the destroyer attorney at law really brought some nostalgia
Play more wolf among us you never finished it
Maybe check out the Frog Detective series? The games are short and simple but whacky and have a great sense of humor
THIS IS SO CURSED, KEVIN WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 😂
It killed me at the end when he mentioned Joe 1:53
Day 353 of asking Kevin to play yandere simulator
Yes
If you’re looking for games, I’d recommend Do Not Feed the Monkeys, Poptropica, Life is Strange, and some more Mafia 2 or 3. But we don’t mind repeats, either, don’t get stressed about it. We all greatly appreciate your daily (and quality) content :)