Trump's 2019 State of the Union Address: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at President Trump's 2019 State of the Union address in which he attacked the investigations of his presidency and repeated his demand for a border wall.
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  • @Codebryo
    @Codebryo 5 років тому +2400

    Really suffering here in Austria under our social system. Free medical care is the worst. Hate that our public school system just works really well. It's a shame that my aunt is getting treated for cancer without her losing all of her earnings, and eventually she will have a good life after. Don't forget my wife that was able to stay at home for two years while still receiving money from the state so she can actually take care for our little daughter. Socialism is just the worst.

    • @ecchidragon8038
      @ecchidragon8038 5 років тому +192

      lol! XD
      Wish I could give you more likes for making me laugh at the stupid that is the right-wing

    • @markgigiel2722
      @markgigiel2722 5 років тому +280

      And you can type better English than most Americans too.

    • @2gooddrifters
      @2gooddrifters 5 років тому +9

      @@markgigiel2722 z

    • @2gooddrifters
      @2gooddrifters 5 років тому +20

      Each. The z escaped sorry.

    • @motorinstructeur
      @motorinstructeur 5 років тому +141

      Yeah, It's really FUBAR, Because of it my wife is still alive and I got a new shoulder so I can work again and be usefull. Socialism sucks ;)

  • @karagrant5778
    @karagrant5778 5 років тому +320

    You know what's also medieval? A ladder. You know what ladders can be used for? To scale walls...

    • @matthewhoffman9788
      @matthewhoffman9788 5 років тому +30

      Digging instruments, such as shovels, are also medieval and you know what they can be used for? Tunneling under walls.....

    • @gushmountmoor9331
      @gushmountmoor9331 5 років тому +1

      Shovels to bury dead invaders.

    • @devyvalentinoify
      @devyvalentinoify 5 років тому +1

      BANG.... BANG.... those are comeback bars right there.

    • @schoppepetzer9267
      @schoppepetzer9267 5 років тому +4

      Walls, equally effective as underpaid border agents who have to cover miles and miles of desert.

    • @travishimebaugh8381
      @travishimebaugh8381 5 років тому +4

      @@jclem7414 Where'd you get that 312% figure?
      *It’s literally less than 1% of our annual budget*
      And it's devoted to a single construction project. At what other point in history have we spent so much on a single construction project? Come to that, a construction project intended to "fix" a problem that's already fixing itself? Why do we have to be so afraid of a problem that's the most under control it's ever been?

  • @RiccardoGabarriniKazeatari
    @RiccardoGabarriniKazeatari 4 роки тому +35

    When Seth joked saying "you're going to eat off the wall" he didn't know that months after his joke, Trump would have talked about cooking an egg on his "beautiful wall" ...and for some reason I find it hilarious

  • @danielsantiago4345
    @danielsantiago4345 5 років тому +67

    He's been watching the Flintstones
    The wheel is older than the wall😂😂😂😂

    • @velikovskysghost
      @velikovskysghost 4 роки тому +1

      + Daniel Santiago I thought he was a Flintstone Barney Rubble on steroids!

    • @Annie-zd6rn
      @Annie-zd6rn 4 роки тому

      Well he's obviously a fan of Fred, look who his AG is.😂🤣

  • @kirapufy
    @kirapufy 5 років тому +1247

    „Trump is so unpopular, even his tie has moved to the left.” Pure comedy gold!

    • @MRBUMPBADAZZ
      @MRBUMPBADAZZ 5 років тому +10

      😂😂😂😂 👔

    • @franciscopinto6394
      @franciscopinto6394 5 років тому +11

      During that segment, I'd have preferred:
      "Trump's so uncomfortable, that even his tie is hiding."

    • @chrisjohn7927
      @chrisjohn7927 5 років тому +11

      @George Horner The Siiimpsonnns , doh

    • @anthonystach6434
      @anthonystach6434 5 років тому +22

      @George Horner haha, how old are you to be believing in conspiracy theories? Do you also believe the earth is flat?? How about the moon landing, was it faked???

    • @abortretryfail9350
      @abortretryfail9350 5 років тому +21

      @George Horner Don' t look now, but Janine Pirro is controlling your mind dude. 😂

  • @rkms5606
    @rkms5606 5 років тому +236

    With all this attention on 45, please don't forget to pay attention to the voting records and decisions being made by Congress and your local officials. Vote to get in leaders who actually serve the people. Use your power, America.

    • @dianneys4887
      @dianneys4887 5 років тому +6

      Preach!

    • @merbst
      @merbst 5 років тому +9

      Good advice, Rev Robin.

    • @tlome8033
      @tlome8033 5 років тому +2

      Perhaps I can suggest you listen to new Black UA-camr Rhonda Mary. She reports on legislation important to the Black community the media ignores.
      ua-cam.com/channels/1CRkkf_QQJRVGU1RFYoyFQ.htmlvideos?disable_polymer=1

    • @cornishmaid5073
      @cornishmaid5073 5 років тому +5

      A very worrying fact Is, Ivanka Trump, a clothing manufacturer, was recently granted a Trademark for VOTING MACHINES. God knows what nefarious software could be installed. I smell something fishy going on.

    • @michealtrevino2928
      @michealtrevino2928 5 років тому

      Invoke the 25th Amendment. Oh thats a big thing you are on 🔥
      Guess there has been no voter fraud in elections.

  • @thesoundsmith
    @thesoundsmith 5 років тому +41

    But doncha just LOVE how the GOP always celebrates how we are "born free" - but not if you are female, and for damn sure not if you were born in a hospital, where prices start at $3500...

  • @laurenmatal353
    @laurenmatal353 5 років тому +119

    when trump speaks he acts like every word that comes out of his mouth is the most moving thing EVER!!!

    • @cathieludemann5879
      @cathieludemann5879 5 років тому +4

      Did anyone also notice how he moves and sways with his words? An old man's dictatorial disco steps. Making me dizzy!

    • @jamesashe5168
      @jamesashe5168 5 років тому

      7

    • @talesofterror5839
      @talesofterror5839 5 років тому

      😂🤣😂 it's part of his NPD.

    • @kenrudge8002
      @kenrudge8002 4 роки тому +2

      Without coercion, domination or control...says one of the biggest dictators in history

    • @kenrudge8002
      @kenrudge8002 4 роки тому +1

      He invented the word FAKE dont you know ??? so he says....LOL

  • @Marshall-uy2dv
    @Marshall-uy2dv 5 років тому +423

    Man I am so sick of this presidency! Very exhausting! Anyone agree?

    • @Martian74
      @Martian74 5 років тому +14

      So sick of extremely low unemployment, rising wages, stock market reaching highs etc?

    • @ecchidragon8038
      @ecchidragon8038 5 років тому +21

      @@Martian74
      Nah... More like we're sick of the Cool-Aid drinkers
      ... Oh! And the constant lying, of course.

    • @dfadden62
      @dfadden62 5 років тому +16

      Larry Johnson except this thing is not a president. It is the result of sabotage, not a legitimate election.

    • @Marshall-uy2dv
      @Marshall-uy2dv 5 років тому +11

      @@dfadden62 agreed!

    • @Bombast-A-Blasta
      @Bombast-A-Blasta 5 років тому +3

      I’m sick of these irrelevant comedians breathing new life into their careers.

  • @norcanexs.g.llc.4625
    @norcanexs.g.llc.4625 5 років тому +311

    What a smart President you have, he had ask the secret service if the cars have wheels!!!

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 5 років тому +4

      Norcanex S.G. LLC. I really could not believe what I was hearing when he actually bragged about it. I know that seems weird considering just how much he lies, embarrasses himself and our country, and outrageous me with his cruelty but it was such a dumb thing to brag about. Or even if it wasn’t bragging just to tell the world that he had to ask the Secret Service if the car they were in had wheels on them. Unbelievably embarrassing!

    • @iamzombie4106
      @iamzombie4106 5 років тому

      Yes but you didn't believe them so he sent one of his son's to check

    • @RobertTempleton64
      @RobertTempleton64 5 років тому

      He was hoping that they responded, "No, Mr. President, our cars are armored tanks and have treads - with little wheels." "Oh, I still win, bigly!"

    • @lasarith2
      @lasarith2 5 років тому +1

      Norcanex S.G. LLC. I could have sworn that cars have tyres surrounding a wheel rim... and are actually called tyres .
      (Also wheels are Neolithic - which makes them older then Medieval, and walls are older still)

    • @subtleusername5475
      @subtleusername5475 5 років тому +3

      @onlyfacts are you triggered because you realize your president is a complete moron who can't spell or understand basic concepts, so you resort to racist insults of competent presidents? Bigly sad.

  • @martinwallace6295
    @martinwallace6295 5 років тому +228

    You'd think a rich man could afford dentures that fit. If I hear him say "United Sthates" one more time.

    • @somersetdc
      @somersetdc 5 років тому +7

      Maybe not his dentures...might be cheap adhesive. Drumpf doesn't want to spring the dough for Poly Grip and bought Dollar Store denture adhesive instead...but it probably came in a gold plated tube.

    • @heronimousbrapson863
      @heronimousbrapson863 5 років тому +17

      That might not be his dentures. That might be the early stages of dementia.

    • @talesofterror5839
      @talesofterror5839 5 років тому +2

      😂🤣😂😬

    • @MavicAir1
      @MavicAir1 5 років тому +2

      GINA. Oh GINA

    • @analmf1210
      @analmf1210 5 років тому +1

      😂

  • @ayah777
    @ayah777 5 років тому +176

    So are we just gonna ignore Nancy's clapping?!! That was a meme treasure!

    • @AnmolSinghSuag
      @AnmolSinghSuag 5 років тому +4

      aya آية I am surprised too

    • @nadiavoun7137
      @nadiavoun7137 5 років тому +6

      I was about to say the same. Seth could have taken it even further.

    • @ryanndelaney7394
      @ryanndelaney7394 5 років тому +2

      Idiot

    • @kitmakin289
      @kitmakin289 5 років тому +3

      I'm surprised no one seems to have noticed she spent a lot of his speech trying to clean her teeth with her tongue.

    • @nadiavoun7137
      @nadiavoun7137 5 років тому +1

      @BeccaMakin She Always cleans her teeth like that. Kinda yukkity that her or others her age can't bring a damn tooth brush to the office.

  • @mori1bund
    @mori1bund 5 років тому +439

    No, Seth, this guy didn't write *The Art of the Deal* !
    A ghost writer wrote *The Art of the Deal* -
    a ghost writer who called Trump a "dangerous sociopath" after he got to know Trump.

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 5 років тому +3

      source?

    • @rna151
      @rna151 5 років тому +20

      @@666Tomato666 www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all

    • @thewingedhussar4188
      @thewingedhussar4188 5 років тому +9

      @powrslave73757
      Why not, trump supporters are doing way worse by believing Trump at his word while also accepting he lies.
      Plus it is very believable because during the past two years, trump has not been very smart about anything. He is quite literally threatening the institutions that make America a supper power in the first place. All because he argued that it was costing money that could be spent on his wall.

    • @mori1bund
      @mori1bund 5 років тому +24

      @@666Tomato666: just a few...
      ua-cam.com/video/tRzOd02VE0I/v-deo.html
      www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-ghostwriter-hes-a-sociopath
      www.theguardian.com/books/2016/jul/22/donald-trump-beware-when-ghostwriter-gives-you-up
      www.theguardian.com/books/2016/jul/19/trump-co-writer-says-candidate-could-end-civilisation-the-art-of-the-deal-tony-schwartz
      www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-07-18/behind-the-art-of-the-deal-trumps-ghostwriter-calls-candidate-a-sociopath
      www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all
      www.nytimes.com/2016/07/19/us/politics/trump-book-tony-schwartz.html
      "Trump wrote the The Art of the Deal" is just another myth, another lie like "Trump is a clever business man" (the man was broke and bailed out by daddy several times) or "Trump is a selfmade millionaire" (daddy gave his boy 100 million and his business buddies' help for a good start).
      But he's a good showman - I give him that.
      (Most conman are.)

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 5 років тому +1

      @@mori1bund thanks!

  • @FJB_USA_1ST
    @FJB_USA_1ST 5 років тому +95

    Wheels are older than walls?! The lunacy! I'm frightened for America.

    • @mcf3778
      @mcf3778 5 років тому +3

      I know.... Humans invented the wheel.... Nobody invented the wall its always been here

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 5 років тому +2

      Motor City Fats I know! Is it any wonder that the rest of the world has lost almost all faith in us, we can’t be trusted, our word was ruined when he wrongly took us out of the Iran deal & now the absolutely vital deal Reagan did with Russia regarding nuclear weapons and on and on it goes, where it stops no one knows but it is going to be soon.

    • @tomb613
      @tomb613 5 років тому +3

      Walls are older than wheels and just like everything trump says is lies.Trump will pass the presidency to his children. The United States of America has been taken down by mainstream media, corporate fascists, and overpriveledged wasps who sold out to Russian money laundered by the NRA.

    • @helltanner3722
      @helltanner3722 5 років тому +2

      well no ....walls became before wheels trump should check history especially south america

    • @garrymiller3171
      @garrymiller3171 5 років тому +4

      @onlyfacts change your name. I bet you can't name one time that could be considered madness under Obama. Not one damn time. Obama actually cared about everyone in this country, even all the Republicans who loved the affordable Care act but hated Obamacare. I bet you're one of those people.

  • @sheiladaly617
    @sheiladaly617 5 років тому +50

    The wheel was invented around 3500 BC as a potter's wheel in the Uruk period . So Mr Trump the wheel is NOT medieval . The medieval period came after the fall of the Roman Empire about 500 to 1500 AD so you might want to switch from Fox news to the History Channel from now on.

    • @ZeroPointAlpha
      @ZeroPointAlpha 5 років тому

      History Channel will fill him with nonsense as well, at least these days.

    • @ray1965ify
      @ray1965ify 5 років тому

      Sheila Daily. thanks for the info.Trump the orange coward will never grasp the info you provided.i love the history channel ,hate fox news. Trump knows nothing about history. never has never will.

    • @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976
      @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976 5 років тому +1

      What did you expect from an idiot 72 year old who doesn't know how to fold an umbrella?

    • @colleenclement474
      @colleenclement474 5 років тому

      History channel has no documentaries anymore, try PBS

    • @michaelchernoff9033
      @michaelchernoff9033 5 років тому

      The wheel in this context is the medieval torture device, then wheel

  • @LadyCeag840
    @LadyCeag840 5 років тому +40

    Seth, if you read this, I was able to keep my composure until the tie joke. Then, I fell off of my bed because of you! 🤣

    • @peterpiper7441
      @peterpiper7441 5 років тому +2

      I am pretty sure Seth doesn't scour through the comments section in his time off.

    • @kokeywagdiwagdi783
      @kokeywagdiwagdi783 5 років тому

      LadyCeag840 00201142487310 هم أفراد العائلة في

  • @lkhjsdfg
    @lkhjsdfg 5 років тому +215

    trump didn’t write “Art of the Deal”. He hired someone to write a book he never read.

    • @Rimrock300
      @Rimrock300 5 років тому +4

      Shocking! Trump did not sit with a pen and wrote the book personally?! OMG

    • @annielane1843
      @annielane1843 5 років тому +1

      As have every single politician.

    • @vivigesso3756
      @vivigesso3756 5 років тому +1

      I'd still read it over Hillary's book.

    • @lkhjsdfg
      @lkhjsdfg 5 років тому +2

      Dak Lamerbusch I agree with you. “Whataboutism” is indicative of a simple minds. I can’t get a speeding ticket and be like “what about that guy who broke into my neighbor’s house”.

    • @ruben2365
      @ruben2365 4 роки тому

      @@jamescollier3 funny how when someone insults Trump they in turn insult Hillary or obama as if we support them 🤣🤣🤣 no sir

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy 5 років тому +115

    I still don't get this whole "They say a wheel is medieval" thing. WHO says that? I've never heard ANYBODY say that, or anything even remotely like that. Religious wars are medieval. Battering rams are medieval. But wheels? I mean besides the fact that wheels are literally ancient and not medieval. It's just, what? When people say something is medieval, that means it's either literally from the medieval period, or it's something like outdated and barbaric - none of which describes a wheel at all. Nobody says wheels are medieval. Maybe he's thinking of the rack they use to torture people, since that did involve turning a wheel.

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 5 років тому +10

      Banjo Peppers Nope that makes some kind of sense, he doesn’t. Remember he also said that wheels are older than walls. LOL 😂😂😂😂
      I can laugh but it’s also terribly embarrassing!

    • @qqleq
      @qqleq 5 років тому +11

      You still expect him to make sense? Brave.

    • @sadfaery
      @sadfaery 5 років тому

      Shh ... Don't give him any more ideas. He might want to bring back the rack next.

    • @laurent1144
      @laurent1144 5 років тому

      One Democrat said it was medieval and Trump has been talking about it ever since. It's been weeks.

    • @JOHN----DOE
      @JOHN----DOE 5 років тому

      You're expecting a coherent, adult attention to the nuances of language from Trump? Sad. Tremendously sad.

  • @shimmeringfairydust3275
    @shimmeringfairydust3275 5 років тому +234

    Loved Pelosi’s eyeroll when Trump smirked about “partisan investigations.”

    • @Katzztar
      @Katzztar 5 років тому +14

      I loved Pelosi's sarcastic clap. Seems she smirked at times when Trump was contradicting himself

    • @moirasmith
      @moirasmith 5 років тому +19

      @@Katzztar Watching her facial expressions was the most interesting part of the night. Subtle, but so eloquent.

    • @MR-pk2gm
      @MR-pk2gm 5 років тому +2

      Katzztar, Nancy Shark doo doo doo doo Nancy Shark, got to love it.

    • @ritatorrez552
      @ritatorrez552 5 років тому +1

      Yea...2yrs later and still not a shred of evidence...

    • @et7597
      @et7597 5 років тому +1

      If you love a sick witch like Pelosi who has no heart, what does that say about you?

  • @davidmiller5832
    @davidmiller5832 5 років тому +25

    Mark my words,
    Trump will soon be criticizing Nancy's looks, because he has nothing competent to say about his "deal"

    • @peterpiper7441
      @peterpiper7441 5 років тому +2

      That will be after he tries to grab her by the p*ssy.

  • @rhodesfamily2008
    @rhodesfamily2008 5 років тому +982

    “Trump is so unpopular, even his tie moved to the left!”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tracyroweauthor
      @tracyroweauthor 5 років тому +56

      @David Pike you can't be left wing and fascist. They're two completely different ideologies. Nice try though

    • @thomasridley8675
      @thomasridley8675 5 років тому +48

      @David Pike i think you meant right wing fascists. The only thing left about trump is that he should have left already.

    • @kyleg8230
      @kyleg8230 5 років тому

      And the award for gayest response in the comment section goes to....

    • @tracyroweauthor
      @tracyroweauthor 5 років тому +2

      @David Pike list them.

    • @tracyroweauthor
      @tracyroweauthor 5 років тому +16

      @David Pike not one of those leaders is left wing.

  • @TheCommuted
    @TheCommuted 5 років тому +215

    But not two years ago when he was president and controlled both houses

    • @wirelessg2010
      @wirelessg2010 5 років тому +26

      It was better strategy for him to go crazy about the wall now since the Democrats took over the house. That way he could blame them for not wanting it!!!!!!!

    • @subtleusername5475
      @subtleusername5475 5 років тому +4

      @John Myers if his base isn't scared/angry, they'd probably turn on him so he has to make up crazy stories. Eating up lies is easier than admitting you were taken for a fool and the hole just gets deeper. Some people genuinely feel safer because they believe the president's lies that NK is no longer a threat and that ISIS is gone for good, despite all career officials saying the opposite. Sad.

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply 5 років тому +6

      If he got the wall, he'd have nothing to run on in 2020 so of course the top priority was handouts to billionaires.

    • @teax25
      @teax25 5 років тому

      @@sierraromeoromeo2444 I disagree. He wants the wall so he can get kickbacks. It always has been about money to him. He does not give a rat ass about anything as he has proven many times. He is good at playing to his base or ass kissing, but when come down to it, he suck.

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 5 років тому +3

      The "crisis" at the border conveniently started during the run up to the midterms, along with those caravans that appear on cue. Weird 🤔

  • @aimeelouvier-sutton
    @aimeelouvier-sutton 5 років тому +30

    He just slapped his name on Someone else's book. He can barely write his own name 😂😂🤣 😂

  • @MrRosiesfavorites
    @MrRosiesfavorites 5 років тому +20

    the red party knows precisely how to manipulate the small-minded well.

  • @TheNotoriousDUDE
    @TheNotoriousDUDE 5 років тому +35

    Not knowing the difference between democratic socialism and actual socialism/communism should automatically disqualify people from any political debate.

    • @kclivi5
      @kclivi5 5 років тому

      Trick question: There is no difference.

    • @TheNotoriousDUDE
      @TheNotoriousDUDE 5 років тому +5

      @@kclivi5 You just proved my point.

    • @MagnificoGiganticus
      @MagnificoGiganticus 5 років тому +2

      That would be most Americans.

    • @slowpainful
      @slowpainful 5 років тому +1

      Seriously, and what's worse, these people are allowed to VOTE! I'm starting to question universal suffrage.

    • @TheNotoriousDUDE
      @TheNotoriousDUDE 5 років тому

      @@slowpainful I know right? In my opinion, there should be mandatory IQ tests to qualify for taking part in elections.

  • @kelle500
    @kelle500 5 років тому +103

    A wall works...? LOL nope, greetings from Germany
    Not to mention that the whole argument is so dumb xD
    Might as well turn it around: "Walls have been around as long as flint-spears. Flint spears don't work anymore, why should a wall?" Same logic, and also no relation between the two things.

    • @almostlifesize.
      @almostlifesize. 5 років тому +2

      Calvin...hallo! Ich sprechen ein bisschen Deutsch!! 😊😊😊

    • @patrickstar5136
      @patrickstar5136 5 років тому +1

      Well from Germany we learned that walls do indeed work. At least as long as you have people on these walls willing to shot with sharp ammunition.

    • @patrickstar5136
      @patrickstar5136 5 років тому +1

      @Hec III yeah there were still people coming through but significantly less than without the wall and they were only able to tear it down after most sections of the wall stopped shooting at them.
      Also don't misunderstand me I never said that shooting people is a good solution only that it is basically the only way to effectively stop people if they want to go past the wall. So if you're in favor of building a wall that is truly effective you also have to be willing to shoot civilians. This is why I think the idea of a wall is ridiculous because basically no one wants that

    • @luaustin627
      @luaustin627 5 років тому

      The wall worked pretty well for Germany. That is why it was a big thing when Gorbie tore down the wall. It worked for Israel too. They reported last year not a single illegal caught within the country.

    • @luaustin627
      @luaustin627 5 років тому

      @Hec III People got through the wall, but it wasn't the majority tho.

  • @Grim_Beard
    @Grim_Beard 5 років тому +95

    05:46 Trump didn't write _The Art of the Deal_ - Tony Schwartz did.

    • @sheilaw5580
      @sheilaw5580 5 років тому +9

      Grimbeard And every Trump supporter should read what Tiny Schwartz says about Trump now. The art of the con should have been the title of the book and typifies Trumps entire business life and presidency

    • @joebudi5136
      @joebudi5136 5 років тому

      I wonder how many people would have bought Art of the Deal by Schwartz!!?? My guess noone and he would be broke. Typical lib bs.

    • @Grim_Beard
      @Grim_Beard 5 років тому +5

      @@joebudi5136 That's Trump's standard operating procedure: putting his name on things and getting rich from other people's work. He's a fraud and you know it.

    • @joebudi5136
      @joebudi5136 5 років тому

      @@Grim_Beard Yeah a fraud who, as a novice, defeated the most powerful political family in modern American history.
      Such a fraud. Can you believe that guy?
      Haters gonna hate. Hate away!

    • @Grim_Beard
      @Grim_Beard 5 років тому +7

      @@joebudi5136 Did you forget that Clinton beat Trump by about 3 million votes? Did you forget that Trump's campaign was based on lies (you know, like fraud is)? Did you forget the campaign finance [ahem] 'irregularities' and Russian influence? Yeah, ignore reality and keep on Trumping.

  • @Darkjamac04
    @Darkjamac04 5 років тому +11

    Seth threw extra shade in this episode 😂😂😂

  • @Jasonblade9012
    @Jasonblade9012 5 років тому +116

    This wall-wheel rant will never be not funny.... sounds like this crazy old neighbor ranting about the good old days

    • @Sheamu5
      @Sheamu5 5 років тому +2

      I'd put up a fence lol

    • @sadfaery
      @sadfaery 5 років тому +1

      Plus, he's not even right about the wall-wheel thing. Walls pre-date wheels by thousands of years.

  • @TheBraunMachine2011
    @TheBraunMachine2011 5 років тому +80

    2:40 "They are not Monopoly cards!" Seth's Jeanine Pirro impression is so spot-on & hilarious lmao 😂😂😂

  • @marygebbie6611
    @marygebbie6611 5 років тому +184

    This video is NSFW...it made me laugh out loud several times and my co-workers glared at me

    • @Rainbowskye1968
      @Rainbowskye1968 5 років тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @vibin_psilocybin
      @vibin_psilocybin 5 років тому

      no they didn't

    • @peterpiper7441
      @peterpiper7441 5 років тому +7

      You are allowed to watch comedy videos at work? Nice job you have.

    • @S1avk0
      @S1avk0 5 років тому +2

      @@peterpiper7441 you should be working at work not watching videos.

    • @williamhiggs6024
      @williamhiggs6024 5 років тому +1

      You must work with people with no sense of humor or are just stupid for being Trump supporters. I bet the work environment is absolutely toxic. And stupid. Just generally stupid

  • @annnee6818
    @annnee6818 5 років тому +3

    I love Nancy Pelosis face during that speech. Desperately biting back the smirk, trying not to laugh 😁

  • @amirasindi2429
    @amirasindi2429 5 років тому +1342

    If Obama built the wall he would be chanting tear down that wall

  • @ROArecords2
    @ROArecords2 5 років тому +62

    Bad Husband: "The only thing that will damage our income is an investigation into my fidelity"

    • @kn9ioutom
      @kn9ioutom 5 років тому

      STORMY DANIELS was not invited to Trumpster speech ???

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 5 років тому +1

      Or infidelity as it were.

  • @pauljonwestergren2470
    @pauljonwestergren2470 5 років тому +11

    76% of Americans want to raise taxes on the rich and corporations

    • @slowpainful
      @slowpainful 5 років тому

      And I wonder how many realize that, in the 1960's the top marginal income tax rate was 91%. NINETY-ONE PERCENT for a single person earning over $200,000. In the 80s Reagan lowered the top rate from 70% to 50%, then eventually in 1986 to 28%. AOC's proposal is not so radical.

  • @gregoryashton
    @gregoryashton 5 років тому +2

    5:02 Seth’s pencil makes a run for it! ✏️

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 5 років тому +131

    Just remember this. 45 may be a despicable human, but he is a master manipulator. He has us all talking about a wall three years later, when we should be focusing on the dozens of crimes he is accused of. His associates are being arrested at an amazing clip, but we are all falling for his "look, a squirrel" approach.

    • @bethe192
      @bethe192 5 років тому +6

      Everyone has to drive away from the burning building eventually. Doesnt mean it left your memory, not for a second.

    • @lw3269
      @lw3269 5 років тому +12

      @@bethe192 I know what you mean. It's truly overwhelming to be under the constant stress of not knowing what he will to to distract from the investigation.
      Will he invade another country? Shut down the government? Take away our healthcare? Sell off our national park to the highest bidder?
      I am always a little afraid of what he will do to protect himself, since he has no moral compass.

    • @bethe192
      @bethe192 5 років тому +12

      @@lw3269 I am quietly terrified nearly always. Your intelligent thoughts here are very much appreciated. Let's hope we all make it out the other side, with this man, and all those complicit, getting what they deserve. I've had enough; I know I'm not alone.

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 5 років тому +2

      @Beth E, Your phrase "quietly terrified" sums up what I feel when it comes to trump and his administration!

    • @anubisgodoftheunderworld550
      @anubisgodoftheunderworld550 5 років тому +2

      Wow, decent people...... on youtube?!

  • @maddythinks
    @maddythinks 5 років тому +46

    I don't think anyone understands what socialism means. It's definitely not coercion.

    • @flacidhouse350
      @flacidhouse350 5 років тому +2

      All taxation is coercion.

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 5 років тому +4

      Americans don't understand socialism because our capitalist kakistocracy has been dumbing us down to keep control of the guns that economy.

    • @dubola5777
      @dubola5777 5 років тому

      It means you don't understand it.

    • @Tmanaz480
      @Tmanaz480 5 років тому

      @@flacidhouse350... including tarrifs?

    • @VideoJames1019
      @VideoJames1019 5 років тому +4

      I mean, there are some historical cases of people being coerced in the name of “socialism”. But yeah, that’s not what we are fighting for in America.
      We just want universal healthcare, a livable wage, and tuition-free colleges.

  • @devononair
    @devononair 5 років тому +91

    Urgh, Trump conflating socialism with authoritarianism... that is both factually incorrect and ironic, considering he is one the most authoritarian presidents ever.

    • @devononair
      @devononair 5 років тому +15

      ​@Curia Regis
      Political views are usually considered on a two-axis grid, with left versus right wing on one axis and authoritarian versus libertarian on the other axis. Socialism is left wing, and capitalism is right wing. Neither is inherently libertarian or authoritarian. That axis is not about who owns the means of production, but about how strict and controlling the government is. Mao and Stalin were authoritarian left wing, Hitler and Mussolini were authoritarian right-wing, and most leaders or parties can be placed on these axes somewhere, to represent both their views in terms of capitalism versus socialism but also whether they are in favour of state control or individual freedom. This is why communism and socialism are not synonyms. Socialists can be libertarian (libertarian socialism) or authoritarian (communism). The same is true of capitalism, centrism and so on. And you're going to hear contradictions to this categorisation from the groups themselves, because politicians like to misrepresent themselves to gain votes.

    • @Rainbowskye1968
      @Rainbowskye1968 5 років тому +4

      @@devononair: As concise and perfect a breakdown of the different systems as I've read anywhere outside of a textbook. Well done, sir or ma'am. You wouldn't, by any chance, be a teacher in World History or Civics, would you? 😀👏👐

    • @devononair
      @devononair 5 років тому +8

      @@Rainbowskye1968 Well I've been to university, but that shouldn't be necessary to know this. People just need to know where to look for information on how politics works (i.e. not the news!)

    • @redtra236
      @redtra236 5 років тому

      I'm a Libertarian and stongly dislike Trump for the record. But Socialism is a form of Authoritarianism and has no place in the US. It violates human rights and has NEVER succeeded. Look at Venezuela... USSR... Grenada...

    • @thewhat531
      @thewhat531 5 років тому

      Garrett Smith Libertarian Socialism is basically Anarchism. See Noam Chomsky.

  • @tessj4486
    @tessj4486 5 років тому +1

    Standing and clapping for everything he said "Like Southern Pageant moms" 🤣

  • @Cloud-zb8lw
    @Cloud-zb8lw 5 років тому +561

    (Again) His wall is like his mushroom. "No one wants to see it and he can't erect it."
    Melania: Is true.

    • @Rainy-In-The-Desert
      @Rainy-In-The-Desert 5 років тому +18

      Bahahahahaha that made me lol hard! Thanks for the laugh (and disturbing imagine in my head!), have s good day!

    • @totalt6600
      @totalt6600 5 років тому +11

      A great one! You should apply for a writing job.

    • @DrWhom
      @DrWhom 5 років тому +6

      Be hardest.

    • @robbiebunge859
      @robbiebunge859 5 років тому +5

      😅😅😅😅😅

    • @ricaard
      @ricaard 5 років тому +6

      YOU WIN

  • @rossbrown4196
    @rossbrown4196 5 років тому +162

    There's four nice beautiful Wall's waiting for you.They come with a wonderful steel bar veiw.

    • @dubola5777
      @dubola5777 5 років тому +1

      This has been the wish of many of you since day one, but it didn't materialize so far, and i don't think it ever will. Brace yourself for another term.

    • @TalesStahl
      @TalesStahl 5 років тому +2

      the walls for Trump are padded . We don't throw people into prison who have brain damage from Syphilis

    • @dlcdlc100
      @dlcdlc100 5 років тому +2

      You mean steel slats I think...

    • @patricialafountain1432
      @patricialafountain1432 5 років тому +1

      See through lol

  • @Jaeno311
    @Jaeno311 5 років тому +6

    I love this. Haven't had a good laugh in a while. Your impressions are spot on Seth! Keep up the good work!

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 5 років тому +25

    2020 will not be kind to the Republican Senate!

    • @bionicbezerker1304
      @bionicbezerker1304 5 років тому

      But Russia will.

    • @aidan6521
      @aidan6521 4 роки тому

      The 2020 senate actually is looking really good for Republicans, most people think it’ll be 52 seats for them at a minimim

  • @saxyrep1
    @saxyrep1 5 років тому +44

    9:10 Observe Pelosi's reaction when Trump said the investigation was gonna hurt the economy.

    • @MRayner59
      @MRayner59 5 років тому +9

      Much deserved eye-rolling. Would love to know the exact words going through her head at that moment.

    • @acciousername6776
      @acciousername6776 5 років тому +6

      @@MRayner59 I imagine her exact words would go a little something like,$&@#*"£¤》$×%-";-@¿

    • @alainarchambault2331
      @alainarchambault2331 5 років тому +3

      Never mind Trump taking 800k hostages

    • @mr.skippy4898
      @mr.skippy4898 5 років тому +3

      Her, "Oh my God" face is the same my grandmother gives me when I make bullshit excuses in my life.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @witnessingobscura952
      @witnessingobscura952 5 років тому +1

      @@MRayner59 A perfect new segment for Seth .... What was Nancy Thinking?

  • @m.rodrigolemus6224
    @m.rodrigolemus6224 5 років тому +934

    Trump should build the WALL out of Hillary's emails... Since No one can get over them 😉

  • @ArtGirl82
    @ArtGirl82 5 років тому +3

    That beard makes Ted Cruz look like Wolverine's doughy brother

  • @duglaszamora6219
    @duglaszamora6219 5 років тому +6

    Every time I see the president he is always saying the same things.

  • @ichifish
    @ichifish 5 років тому +76

    You gotta hand it to Cruz: He took Trump's asinine idea and made it somehow slimy, as well.

    • @chrisjohn7927
      @chrisjohn7927 5 років тому +1

      They're all slimy imo , so why drain a swamp.?

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 5 років тому +3

      Josh Wilson Everything either 1 of them touches is slimy or turns that way. Gross 🤢🤮🤢🤮

  • @MrJoeBarbour
    @MrJoeBarbour 5 років тому +57

    pretty sure walls are older than wheels, but what he should be thinking about are tunnels, boats, and ladders.

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 5 років тому +1

      yeh, pretty sure cave paintings are on walls!
      Pretty sure even a huge range of animals build walls, from beavers to rabbits to ants & termites, bees & wasps & even a large number of plants know how to build walls, but pretty sure none of them have yet figured out how to build a wheel! (although they are all smart enough to build tunnels, boats & ladders to get over the walls others build too, showing just how stupid trump is, when even a plant can understand how to conquer a wall. He's literally dumber than a houseplant!

    • @thewingedhussar4188
      @thewingedhussar4188 5 років тому +1

      Dont forget plans, axes, saws, and even Marrying trump.

  • @CreepyGnocchi
    @CreepyGnocchi 5 років тому

    You’ve been roasting him for years- since your correspondence dinner. This is the greatest longest feud 😂 👏🏻

  • @cachi-7878
    @cachi-7878 5 років тому +3

    One of your best “A Closer Look”. You can see that in the 23K likes.

  • @TheGreatGambini
    @TheGreatGambini 5 років тому +34

    Always click Like during the ad so you don’t forget after watching. Seth rocks.

  • @teamvlcn6820
    @teamvlcn6820 5 років тому +67

    Always looking forward to more of you Seth.

  • @cicook7
    @cicook7 5 років тому +2

    Meyers is on fire lately! "I love you wheel wall"

    • @frank-bmtz
      @frank-bmtz 4 роки тому

      "Red rover, red over, bring immigrants over."

  • @thetooginator153
    @thetooginator153 Рік тому +1

    I was listening to this while making dinner, and I thought Cecily Strong was doing an impression of Pirro. It was actually Pirro! Cecily is awesome!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 років тому +24

    He's in his 70's.. no way he can maintain a 'wall' for long.

  • @sloetree
    @sloetree 5 років тому +234

    This was the teleprompter Trump - Let's wait for Twitter Trump...

    • @ArteoftheMist
      @ArteoftheMist 5 років тому +11

      I'm surprised he stuck as closely as he did to the teleprompter in the first place lol

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 5 років тому +10

      @@ArteoftheMist
      Maybe somebody finally pulled down his pants and gave him the spanking he so desperately needed? I can only imagine how frustrating it must be to work for or near him.

    • @MRBUMPBADAZZ
      @MRBUMPBADAZZ 5 років тому +2

      @@jeaniebird999 hopfully they used a magazine to spank him, he likes that. Says .....(Stormi Daniels)😁😳😅😅😂

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 5 років тому +2

      @@MRBUMPBADAZZ
      I, for one, hope he _didn't_ enjoy it!

    • @chrisjohn7927
      @chrisjohn7927 5 років тому +2

      Do they clap at his rallys or just hoot and holler?

  • @icreatedanaccountforthis1852
    @icreatedanaccountforthis1852 5 років тому +7

    It's totally going to be a wheel wall.

  • @Everettel
    @Everettel 5 років тому

    A closer look is my favorite, Seth and his writers is the best!

  • @orangbiasabiasa
    @orangbiasabiasa 5 років тому +20

    A like for that pageant mom portrayal

  • @finris1
    @finris1 5 років тому +44

    “He didn’t cave! He made a strategic decision to pick the ground to fight on!” Yeah, he picked the end of last congressional term to fight by not signing the funding bill, causing a government shutdown. Then he made a decision to fight elsewhere, and moved toward that ground (by CAVING).

    • @jbodden6977
      @jbodden6977 5 років тому +2

      well, when the ground caves under you, moving to new ground is like a no brainer... and Trump is just the no brainer for it.

    • @FalconFlyer75
      @FalconFlyer75 5 років тому +1

      I honestly dont even get that defense, wouldnt it make more sense to praise him FOR baking down?
      spin it like Trump realized that the democrats weren't budging and decided to prioritize the well being of the American people over his own political goals (then paint the democrats for not doing the same)
      now of course the counter is that Trump's shutdown caused the problem in the first place but still seems to be a better defense.

    • @finris1
      @finris1 5 років тому

      @@FalconFlyer75 Unfortunately, I don't think Trump's ego could afford to do that. He wants to do what he wants, and that means to hell with anything (or anyone) else. Admitting to backing down from his goals for any reason, no matter how good it would be for him, would be impossible.

  • @holokai21
    @holokai21 5 років тому +9

    President Duffis you have so much money;you personally should use your own money to build the wall.Build that wall,build that wall,with your own money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  • @notdatingnicole
    @notdatingnicole 5 років тому

    Loved your episode of Hot Ones!!!!!

  • @gypsieladie
    @gypsieladie 5 років тому +39

    I'm sorry. If my bf was launching an investigation into me cheating I'd welcome tf outta it to give me leverage. Go head and search so u can feel guilty and give me leverage. Any innocent wouldnt obstruct.

  • @tommitolvanen5168
    @tommitolvanen5168 5 років тому +347

    Fox news start to look a lot like North Korean News

    • @gurpreetsingh793
      @gurpreetsingh793 5 років тому +21

      CNN IS FAKE NEWS. OBAMA CAME FROM ANTARTICA. THE LIBERALS WERE SENT BY RUSSIANS TO STEAL ALL HAMBERDERS

    • @Thomas-VA
      @Thomas-VA 5 років тому +4

      Starts? Always and forever.

    • @megatronn194
      @megatronn194 5 років тому +1

      Starting?! Lol;

    • @countys32
      @countys32 5 років тому

      @Rob C Troll.

    • @andresgutierrez7542
      @andresgutierrez7542 5 років тому +1

      didnt ccn legit lie about the Covington kids and report on Kavanaugh with bias? 🤔

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas 5 років тому +2

    "even his tie moved to the left" 😂

  • @CBlargh
    @CBlargh 5 років тому

    4:27 I plotzed at Southern Pageant Mom Seth! LOL!
    It's a little too real...

  • @azae00Vids
    @azae00Vids 5 років тому +84

    We'll clean the wall and who will pay for the soap ... Mexico!!

    • @Xoediac
      @Xoediac 5 років тому +1

      That is ridiculous. Make the wall pay for the soap!

  • @blakevickrey
    @blakevickrey 5 років тому +16

    Sean Hannity saying you don't know the Trump I know is Hilarious. Of course we don't know him like you Sean, he doesn't call the rest of us every night to cry on our shoulders.

  • @borah123
    @borah123 5 років тому

    Great commentary!

  • @scottskidmore8558
    @scottskidmore8558 5 років тому +4

    I hope SOTU didn't cut too much into trumps executive play time. Don't want him to miss an episode of Total Drama Island.

  • @uncensored008
    @uncensored008 5 років тому +19

    If he pulls off 2 shutdowns in 2 months, that alone should be grounds to call for his resignation. Too bad the conservatives are too afraid to say anything.

    • @Dorian_sapiens
      @Dorian_sapiens 5 років тому +1

      "Conservatives" don't care about anything that doesn't affect them personally. That's why the nearly one million government employees being forced to go without pay didn't bother them; but when those employees started doing sick-outs that shut down airports, that ended the government shutdown in a hurry.

    • @jtownants3215
      @jtownants3215 5 років тому +1

      Trump supporters are proud of trumps accomplishment of a government shutdown that outlasted all of Obama's shutdowns.

  • @jackiesingleton2351
    @jackiesingleton2351 5 років тому +267

    3:39 "Lyin" Ted Cruz looking like the gayest werewolf in Paris. Ooh La La! P

    • @sum1rllyspecial
      @sum1rllyspecial 5 років тому +10

      Jackie Singleton I read this comment before that bit and then once I saw how ridiculous he looks I had to find it again because you are totally accurate. Spot on description.

    • @korisx
      @korisx 5 років тому +5

      Gay wolves are sexy, he's a bot.

    • @beckyguelette5114
      @beckyguelette5114 5 років тому +1

      Ted cruz, ted nugent, George w bush, two joints, 10 yrs, creationism taught by law, what in the world is going on in Texas?

    • @jordanmatthei9404
      @jordanmatthei9404 5 років тому +1

      He's been blowing Trump for two years....

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 5 років тому +1

      🤣👍👍

  • @josemurrietaphotography1874
    @josemurrietaphotography1874 5 років тому

    Amazing i love your program!

  • @frank-bmtz
    @frank-bmtz 4 роки тому

    "Come back wheel wall, I love you wheel wall!" 😂😂

  • @azae00Vids
    @azae00Vids 5 років тому +161

    I guess trump just forgot about Flint, MI.. huh

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 5 років тому +22

      Of course he did! Flint isn't him, so it doesn't matter. _HE_ is the _only_ thing he cares about.

    • @wirelessg2010
      @wirelessg2010 5 років тому +5

      I said the same thing during this idiotic demonstration of a SOTU address!!!

    • @ricaard
      @ricaard 5 років тому +8

      He's waiting for good news about it, so that he can assume credit for it.

    • @wirelessg2010
      @wirelessg2010 5 років тому +4

      @@ricaard ah yes.....that's TRUE!!!

    • @tlome8033
      @tlome8033 5 років тому

      +Jerome Benton Flint happened during Obama's term. Meanwhile Trump pushed through the FIRST STEP ACT that reverses the 3 STRIKES LAW that Bill Clinton signed that was responsible for destroying a generation of Black families. I guess you people just forgot about that huh. Protecting your own oppressors?

  • @vegastjg
    @vegastjg 5 років тому +51

    partisan investigations = doesn't know Mueller is a repub

    • @BillPalmer
      @BillPalmer 5 років тому

      Maybe that one's OK then.

    • @carrie0508
      @carrie0508 5 років тому

      No, he doesn't even know he's a Rep.

    • @sheilaw5580
      @sheilaw5580 5 років тому +1

      Carrie - what Mueller knows is that he is an honourable man who believes in the rule of law and Justice- words that Trump has never even heard of

    • @pheobefink2664
      @pheobefink2664 5 років тому

      there used to be real republicans, then they were pushed out by these slimeballs that call themselves republicans

    • @pheobefink2664
      @pheobefink2664 5 років тому

      Mueller is old school, wish we had more like him

  • @cyndiprice1577
    @cyndiprice1577 5 років тому

    Thank you!

  • @JillontheLake
    @JillontheLake 5 років тому +6

    That's Queen Pelosi to you, pal.

  • @Rainy-In-The-Desert
    @Rainy-In-The-Desert 5 років тому +95

    I hope Trump will be in prison by 2020, but I'm not getting my hopes up. There are too many stupid people allowed to vote and that's always going to be a problem.

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 5 років тому +4

      @Jayme Ann, If he is indicted and arrested, I still don't think he''ll be in prison by 2020. He will have so many criminal charges that it will take at least a year to get through them all.

    • @dubola5777
      @dubola5777 5 років тому

      Lol, you really are funny. In prison? he will serve another term. The stupid people who won't vote for him have to suck up for another term.

    • @Hybridgtr
      @Hybridgtr 5 років тому +2

      I hope he's buried under the prison by 2020!

    • @edwardgiovannelli5191
      @edwardgiovannelli5191 5 років тому +2

      @@lynnwilhoite6194 There are currently 18 different investigations into him, his administration and his businesses. Only one has to get a guilty verdict.

    • @Rimrock300
      @Rimrock300 5 років тому

      It's really terrible, I'm surrounded by idiots. Only I am correct, and everyone knows it.

  • @twylacastaneda7117
    @twylacastaneda7117 5 років тому +257

    Poor Nancy chewing on her cheek trying not to jump up screaming "lies!!"..I bet that was tough

    • @jamesjamaica7189
      @jamesjamaica7189 5 років тому +7

      Fact check the stuff he was very honest

    • @monkeyporche225
      @monkeyporche225 5 років тому +32

      @@jamesjamaica7189 not even in the slightest

    • @chrisjohn7927
      @chrisjohn7927 5 років тому +13

      Oh say can you see
      That the Don's not so bright ....

    • @2KCamaroZ28SS
      @2KCamaroZ28SS 5 років тому

      The truth hurts lol

    • @erinpiccolo5186
      @erinpiccolo5186 5 років тому +8

      I would at least have to drink every time he insulted someone, lied, marbled some words, or made grossly false equivalencies.

  • @kayliw7216
    @kayliw7216 5 років тому +1

    Thank you, Seth! I've always wanted a pageant mom to cheer for me.

  • @daxmiller35
    @daxmiller35 5 років тому +74

    Good God, Trump sounds like he has dementia.

    • @TheNetstaar
      @TheNetstaar 5 років тому

      Steve S Fingers crossed 🤞

    • @tjkbkk
      @tjkbkk 5 років тому +4

      This could well be true. I recently listened to an interview with Trump that was recorded some years ago. At that time he spoke like an educated man using complex, grammatically correct sentences. He seems to have gone downhill a lot since then.

    • @The_UmbrellaMan
      @The_UmbrellaMan 5 років тому +1

      @@tjkbkk, Maybe it's all the McDonald's he's eating

    • @emilyb3176
      @emilyb3176 5 років тому +2

      Syphillitic dementia...

    • @TheMcslade
      @TheMcslade 5 років тому +1

      ​@@emilyb3176 Watch him walk, and you'll see the evidence of saber shins, and the talking problem is Hutchinson's teeth. Congenital Syphilis, probably from the Mother.

  • @captx7063
    @captx7063 5 років тому +64

    He caved and he will cave again

    • @chrisjohn7927
      @chrisjohn7927 5 років тому +4

      The cave men cheered with envy.

    • @nkl009
      @nkl009 5 років тому +1

      He will never come out of the cave

    • @LazyBoss254
      @LazyBoss254 5 років тому

      I can't wait till he wins the 2020 election and you all start crying again. 😂

    • @LazyBoss254
      @LazyBoss254 5 років тому

      Oh yeah....don't forget to vote

  • @rosemarytoews5439
    @rosemarytoews5439 5 років тому +26

    hahahaha Judge Jeanine sounds like a boxing announcer

    • @conhubman4957
      @conhubman4957 5 років тому +7

      She has a voice that could grate cheese!

    • @sunworship5080
      @sunworship5080 5 років тому +6

      Forget water boarding just force someone to listen to Judge Jeanine ...they'll confess to anything ugh

    • @laurabrown8818
      @laurabrown8818 5 років тому +3

      She has voice like a foghorn.

    • @jeschinstad
      @jeschinstad 5 років тому +1

      No, she literally sounds like the North Korean news anchor: ua-cam.com/video/w7J2Nnl7Ano/v-deo.html

  • @CyclopsWasRight616
    @CyclopsWasRight616 3 роки тому

    lol, Seth did that joke about putting your headphones on in the subway on tonight's show, too.

  • @wetbabyboat9502
    @wetbabyboat9502 5 років тому +1

    Is anyone going to point out how incredible those impressions and accents were from Seth.

  • @IHScoutII
    @IHScoutII 5 років тому +17

    Trump and his family are about to learn more about the RICO Act.

  • @44yvo
    @44yvo 5 років тому +43

    How peculiar: Pence's tie also moved to the left....

  • @tomie2tone763
    @tomie2tone763 5 років тому

    Love the show Seth, its great!

  • @sephaeletvoid3757
    @sephaeletvoid3757 5 років тому

    Seth: "You know what's medieval? That beard!"
    Me: *chokes on tea* XD

  • @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju
    @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju 5 років тому +108

    lmao, trump and pence standing up and clapping........you do realize that all the new female congresswomen don't side with you on anything, right?

    • @rflair
      @rflair 5 років тому +2

      Did you even watch the SOTU, they applauded for him on numerous occasions.

    • @thewingedhussar4188
      @thewingedhussar4188 5 років тому +2

      @@rflair
      Yeah, like how they got elected cause how he is screwing up and over people.
      An i did see it, still they were not applauding him directly but what is actual fact. Something i am surprised trump was even capable of grasping. Though knowing him he was probably told to say it cause after all trump is to stupid to win a election without help (aka Russia and Suaudi Arabia).

    • @fatfinger1013
      @fatfinger1013 5 років тому +2

      @@thewingedhussar4188 there is no way you people believe the things that come out of your mouth

    • @chrisjohn7927
      @chrisjohn7927 5 років тому

      Oh say can you see
      That the Don's not so bright ....

    • @matteoc7084
      @matteoc7084 5 років тому +3

      Yet they clap for abortion

  • @_misterwilly
    @_misterwilly 5 років тому +16

    Omg did you actually finally fix the volume on your videos? If so, incredible! Thanks!!

  • @MrWallytwo
    @MrWallytwo 5 років тому

    Entertaining & genus as usual

  • @LionFisile
    @LionFisile 5 років тому

    I always guess what the closing word insert would be, and I'm always wrong. 😀
    A Closer Look is the most favorite segment of the show.

  • @Biboche23
    @Biboche23 5 років тому +54

    This is getting really embarrassing for the US. Good god what kinda counselors and team is backing his ridiculous statements ?
    Oh wait...Nevermind 😂😂

    • @BlackObession
      @BlackObession 5 років тому +7

      @get lost Did her comment rub your ass the wrong way? Lmao a joke like your prez.

  • @FlowerofDissolution
    @FlowerofDissolution 5 років тому +5

    "And Pelosi is like: I wished I would've had a daughter!" lolz

  • @richardpatton2502
    @richardpatton2502 5 років тому +3

    How awful must an immigrant feel walking down some street in America...

  • @ShadowFoxSF
    @ShadowFoxSF 5 років тому

    7:17 that tie omg