The Famous Budweiser Challenge - KingCobraJFS - Back in Time Series
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- Опубліковано 5 тра 2024
- Live streamed on May 24 2020
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"Do i drive yes"
"Do i drive when I`m drinking?..... Typically not"
-DARF
same tbh🤣
"I make sure of that" - Jorf
@@mittenman22 TMDWU
"They even chilled it for us". Ah, Darflenny. Truly a Prince among men.
And a king among the dwarves.
@@telejim2238 🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing at your comment
Darf is the only good soul in this entire saga. What a nice dude.
@@Nestlethehobgoblindidn't people turn on him after he yelled at his kids on camera?
@@t3hgraemekoh shit I didn't know that.
actually crazy that it's that dry, we're going back to this gem.
Only 9 more days untill his strikes are lifted.
It is what it is toobz
Time for the dry spell to end!
@@Dylanbeee but I digress
maybe they'll try again in Clunt's basement
He's a lightweight here. Future Cobes would make a drink combo out of the Bud with everclear and wine or something.
*gagging* “this drink combo goes down very nicely indeed”
It's used to top of the wicked prison hooch
@@drabulusdael9329oowee thats smooth
The entire goal was to get Darf drunk so he could steal his potato chips
Don't share the chips lol. That was such an a hole move when he shoved them in his face dropping some out of his mouth into the bag.
Mission accomplished
Classic scheme. Works every time.
I love how even Darf knew Josh was lying about a woman saying "that goth dude smells good" so he came up with a lie to back Josh up still. Good friend I guess but holy shit what a couple of pudding heads.
I think he was letting us know he wasn't there when it happened. He knows josh is full of crap.
@@thanos7110definitely this. He was basically like "I didn't hear jack!"
Enabling delusions, TWU!
That's kind of the impression I've gotten from dorf he may not be the brightest bulb but he is so absolutely unstoppably loyal, you gotta respect him for that
Darf is definitely the best dood in the Cobraverse hands down. Not even a competition
Cobra has fallen far in
the last 4 years.
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to spend your life son"
and he was already not doing good at all 4 years ago. just look at him, he looks like a complete regard and was already coughing in his sleep like has black lung
You mean boy, right?
But yet it’s all the Trollz fault. Clunt will just go with whatever the Boglim says
@@GoogleAids
It's a quote from Animal House.
@lyudmilapavlichenko7551 it's called a joke, boy
Only goth badboys unwind with 13 beers after a long arduous week of stick painting
#TMDWU 🐍
Are you sure it was 13 beers? because it was a 26 pack between two people. I'm not sure how many beers that is 😅
😂
hey man its hard to get full coverage on a wand without getting your fingerprints on it
Darf looks like he just came in from a long day of forging long swords and defending his cave from pesky elves. TMDWU
Darf is 100% pre-river Bombur. In the best possible way.
If only Cobes could go back in time to stay away from the crazy harpy.
Dude Harpy's are pretty, she's a siren
@@justagirpup Siren of death
@@elainewalls1965 he deserves her.
@@justagirpup Imagine being on a ship full of sailors lost at sea in a thick fog when suddenly the call of a siren pierces through the mist; beckoning you toward the dangerous jagged shores with a song of *_I'M TRYING TO WASH MY FAAaaAaAAAaAAaAAACE!!!_*
This was my introduction to this dude. I was searching Budweiser reviews for a new beer they released around this time and somehow YT decided to include this video in the search results. The rest is… regret. 😂
I remember laughing my ass off watching bitesizes edit during quarantine. And then the rabbit hole began… 😣
It's like getting prescribed pills not knowing and getting addicted 😂😂😂 now ur a pheen.
I found him looking for mead making vids!😄 when I saw how gross it was I thought it was a joke, then I started looking back into all his vids and found him quite interesting.
Did you end up buying the new beer?
@@k6meodmt564 oh no, you’re a recent addition to the cult. I’m sorry. It’s nice to know we all didn’t find him through reddit or some other crap. 😂
I couldn’t believe what I was watching. Going down that rabbit hole was the first time I ever heard of lolcows, which sent me down multiple other holes. Thankfully I’m on the other side of that hole now- cobra is the only dude i am still fascinated with. I don’t know what it is. The whole package, I suppose.
Humans. Am i right?
@@thanos7110 exactly haha
17:47 somehow he managed to eat chips like an apple
His hands and fingers are an enigma that I’ll never understand. He holds everything so strangely.
@@rabbitttz the perfect man for chantal.
@@rabbitttzhis dexterity is neurologically hampered
I love that 10+11 escapes him but he can add 13+13 if it involves beer.
to be fair, darf prolly told him theyd each have 13
Thank you BC. I am going through boglim withdrawals. Cobra does indeed rule my sad pathetic life. These back in time series are making it a little bit easier.
Cobra better go live soon, BOY
I'm itchin man, i need to know if hes in a legit trailer park or if Clints just gonna dump him in a 5th wheel down by the river..??
I'm ashamed to say this Cobes content dryspell is freaking killing me.
The accelerated aging in the last few years is an unfortunate limitation of Clint cloning himself for the Wyoming Super-Soldier project.
Best comment so far
Les Boglimes Terribles
Cobes having a sneezing fit looking like hes going to die while darf rants about ICP was comedy GOLD hahahaah!
I can't stop replaying that part LOL
Giant head tiny hat such a great bit
Always looks like he's wearing a child's hat😆😅
Imagine looking at *that* in the mirror and going _"Yep, this is exactly how I wanted to look today"_
Me in middle school
I want to say to each his own but still lol
There's another timeline where cobes wears a pin striped trilby
Been awhile since ive watched his old stuff. Holy god, his speech has decayed so rapidly. He speaks so clearly and dare i say fast here lol
Duster kills
@@DarkAngelOfTexasit used to be spice. When I first started watching many, many years ago it was always spice. Who would’ve thought it would escalate so much lol
@@DarkAngelOfTexas don't forget the countless hours of breathing the😊 wand spray paint in his unventilated apartment.
It's actually really scary lol I mean it happened FAST
@meredithgrubb4497 that's what I'm sayin, cobes had a shot and wasn't too bad off. Duster fucked him hard
Back to the days where Jorp would attempt to put on a scowl to look tough and mean like Clint Eastwood but actually ended up with a look on his face like he was permanently smelling rancid poop.
To his credit, all cowboys look like they smelled a rank one in those old movies as well lmao especially when they first meet an antagonist whether it's a no good gunslinger or an injin (a Mexican in a headdress for the movie)
The boy's face was going through all the colors of the visible light spectrum.
“I’ll take things that never happened for 1000 Alex”. That comment had me cryyyying
i read this right as it popped up lol
@@vern888 lmao excellent
Boglim just sounds like an awkward teenager here, now he sounds like an OAP with half his frontal lobe missing
The amount of times he contemplates closing the bag but instead takes four or five more massive handfuls might be the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Ah, The moment we almost lost our gothic bad boi.
I caught this live and legit thought I might be watching a man die. The boy was down hard.
1:30 lmao he never ever *EVER* knows what day it is.
When Cobes said he was dancing with some chicks what he meant was he was on the dancefloor and some girls just happen to be there as well.
Exactly
Josh looks like he's holding the worlds biggest fart in.
😂😂
You know the sauce is affecting Josh when his hat starts to leave 21:30 I HURT MYSELF TODAYYY
😂😂😂
Josh keeping up with the beers like he paid for em.
Maaaan. Remember when he used to do stuff
He was a total rocking goth bad boy and now he's an undead shambling Ozzy cosplayer
I always come back to watch him whenever I start thinking about drinking again. That ending really did it for me.
"Ill have one more"
Proceeds to hoover up the whole bag
Cobra always a PoS
Yup definitely known for their "classdale horses"
Love how darth chimes in with his dwarf knowledge of metals.
And ICP.
Under rated comment
23:01 that little spittle strand that comes down and gets sucked back in by those carp lips is amazing
"Here's to me winning the lottery and building my dream house" The idiot tax has been hitting this boy and NAL for their whole lives, with no effort to improve themselves. Incredible XD
No it hasn't, because I legitimately don't think he's ever purchased a lottery ticket, which is why it's so weird he thinks he's going to win.
I feel like darf is Josh's legitimate only friend that cares for him.
True
Yup, and I'm return, treats him like garbage. There was even a time when Darf was about to lose everything, ppl in chat were begging Cobes to ask Darf if they can donate, and Cobes (the selfish one) completely ignored all of them. He can't bare the thought of someone else getting money, even when their life depends on it. That's when I knew Cobes doesn't care about his friends whatsoever.
@High3rThanNASA what happened to darf
@@pepsibIue he had cancer I believe. He was about broke. 4k's worth. As far as I know, he's still alive.
@Asfor sure, he seems like a good guy.
One time in my early 20s, i drank 26 beers in one day. Basically an all day drink athon. I even rode my bike home that night.
Not that I'm proud of it, but I almost hit 48 beers in one night when I was at my worst. It helps, of course, that I'm built like if Darf was six foot three.
The invincible 20s. Impossible once u hit 40.
Wait for willo davis to steal this in a min😂. Thank you bod chrons for your vids❤
“It’s free real estate!”
That guy’s a bundle of sticks.
Gender relations rant coming in nicely toobs
His commentary is boring, pointless and stupid. He just says what you’re already thinking.
My whole life.....but I digress
Josh’s life is like a metaphor for life the 2020s. Things used to be exciting and full of wonder. Now it’s slow, sloppy, and doesn’t make any damn sense.
Sad but so true
joe bidens america .. 🫃🫃🫃
The follies of aging meet every man and woman who make it through to the other end
TWU
@@cr-cg7knseethe harder BOY
26 pack of beer. That's the first I've heard of that one. I've heard of 24, 12, 6, and even 30 packs. Never a 26 pack.
26 is such an awkward number. There's no graceful way to pack 26 beers into a square grid.
It's a 24 pack with 2 free road beers
NO WAY, THE DARF WITH THE AMERICA SHIRT HAHAHA!!!!!!!! LEGENDARY.
it's not a gay pride shirt
Josh will always claim that the trolls are more unhealthy than his alcoholism...
But then you see Josh die from alcohol poisoning for a moment 💀💀
He didn't nearly die toobz! His body was just becoming immune to the poisoning.
The troll who got him hooked on duster is.
@@ChrisC-qh4io somebody need to tell these people don't touch the wildlife 💀
Like the greasy mongoose he is @@coltonwilkie241
Lmao
Thanks for the upload Mr. Chronicles, it gives me insight on how far this BOY has fallen. Especially after steph and ellen. Now we have his favorite... METHica
Legendary day in the cobraverse right here
I bet 1 Budweiser that if you asked current Josh what half of 26 is, he wouldn’t be able to tell you.
Ya'll my best friend won $750,000 on a $10 scratcher last week here in California. Seriously life changing. Hes the best person ever and absolutely deserves it. I instantly thought of Josh and Jessica after he showed me he won 😂😂😂
I've never seen someone bastardize chips quite like josh can.
It’s all about relaxing and drinking 13 beers half regarded.
To this day the only full-length Cobra stream I can actually watch from start to finish without the aid of trimmed down edits.
gotta love that bog chron dosent take a break even when josh aint streaming
Wow it’s so hard reuploading old Bitesize videos. What a legend.
You know cobes is drunk when he starts his toddler sneezes.
This is the slowest I have ever known the cobraverse.
With every subreddit nuked I haven’t seen any good memes. Feels like the death of something I once loved to follow and laugh at.
"I'm cool with furries so long as it doesn't cross a certain line." I mean, yeah, me too.
Josh is such a lightweight for a drunk. 😂 he can barely choke it down half the time.
There’s one of his very early basement videos where he admits he doesn’t like the taste of beer. He’s all poser
He definitely picks certain drinks to come off as masculine, then has to force it down
This was wild to watch Live. That death rattle. Can’t believe that was 4 years ago damn.
One of your best BACK IN TIME videos yet
ready for this cheese pull toobz
Most definitely whats up
his sneezing greatly upsets me
but not the burping farting and general grossness ?
Boogerslurpppp
It was all downhill from this very video. 4 years later and he’s now an undead ghoul.
Darf is a good dude. I wish there were more darfs in the world
The last 5 min of him choking on life is the best part
"They have over fourteen albums out. Six of them is a story line. And I know I am slurring like fuck because I can feel it."
"SNEEZEahcommoutpretttycleartomeman"
Him eating the chips over the bag killed me.
As someone who is a bit late to the whole "Lolcow" thing, I appreciate these Back in Time videos.
Im making a mean sweat pom while watching this. Only needed a hair tie and my own sweat toobz.
That coughing pass out fit sounds like my mamaw when she was in her 70s.
Boy got limited time on earth
"Im not gonna pass out" cutting to him on the floor 🤣🤣🤣
"I know im slurring like FUCK because i can feel it!" 😂😂😂😂
Ah yes, the majestic Classdale horse
I have been that drunk, but not on beer. That is amazing to me.
Same not sure what’s wrong with these two
They had a bottle of bourbon as well I think
Josh was drunk on life TWU
@@dannydanny2789 that would certainly make a lot more sense.
@@T3t4nu5yeah not just bourbon but I think it was wild turkey 101. That extra 10.5 % adds up quick. It hits faster and every 4th drink feels like 5.
Man, I remember watching this one live. Instant classic.
Lol yeah like someone said, it should have been call lays chip challenge the way he was wolfing them down
Darf is sitting there with actual adult worries an all this bog brain can contribute to the conversation is YEAH BUT THIS EPIC LIVE STREAM. Darf is worried about his wife while Josh never could relate
Darf at one point was in a rough spot financially. When asked if we could donate to him, Cobes completely ignored chat and was like, "No, he doesn't need any help" Meanwhile, Darf is sitting there, saying how he absolutely needs to come up w/ 4k for some medical operation.. Lol. It just shows how much of a toddler he is, and that he doesn't care about anyone else but himself.
So yes, you're right about that.
Boglim not only are you very talented you are MUCH appreciated for all you do 🐍 TMDWU
D a r f ❤
Whatever you say about Kobes, you can not deny he has the constitution of a billy goat.
Nothing gets him down. He is astonishing in the things he eats or drinks.
“Pour beer in the bag and drink the chips” I’m dead
poor*
@@Coleman_H I know …I couldn’t help it ..
Okay I understand cobes is sharing a 26 pack with his friend. but what I don't understand is how many beers is that each?
lol
08:58 "I feel that life is like a box of cereal and death is that sweet toy you get at the end of your box. Why waste a whole box of cereal just to get to the toy? Seems kinda pointless, there's lots of people who would love to eat that cereal"...
I don't know why but i really like this metaphor which makes it even sadder that he's currently pouring his cereal of life down the toilet....
How he's still going after all the substance abuse is beyond me. Really is testament to the resilience of the human body
Hes only in his early 30s 😂😂
“Get a picture of this cigarette…”
What a cool guy
Valve should use these sounds for the left for dead game
The transition from the empty chair at 22:10 made me choke on my drink! my man is on another planet!
His coughing has always been one of my favorite quirks. He refuses to cough normally.
Cobe’s Mondays are identical to his Saturdays
Josh at the end is sounding like a cow with Tuberculosis who's needing an exercism 😅
those teeth look un-real! This is a life lesson frens. just a few years of neglect will rot your teeth!
Truly my favorite video of his.
You can feel the cramaradrie.
His teeth nowadays would never let him eat those chips like that. TMDWU
this is the random video of cobra i watched that got me into cobra back in the day
Ah yes. The one where he almost drowns while passed out. TWU
Darflenny, Wyoming's most wholesome. Do you think he isn't on the stream because everyone like's him!
Probably. Cobes is a spiteful person. Dare anyone else get a sliver of attention.
Even when Darf needed $ for some medical operation, Chat was asking him if they could donate to him and wouldn't acknowledge it. He was just like, "No, Darf doesn't need help." He can't bare the thought of someone else getting "his" money. Terrible friend, imo.
I’m so bummed I can’t enjoy Cobra on Reddit anymore. Where can I go to get content of the same sort or is it gone?
Damn, it’s this much of a content drought, huh? 😂🎉
Just insanity that this was ONLY 1400'ish days ago.........
I've joked a lot over the years about his inability to handle his liquor, but he could have completed the challenge had he not side quested with the Wild Turkey. It's like attempting an eating challenge then stopping for a snack at the mid way point and being too full to carry on.
😂😂😂 the comments from his chat are hilarious at times
Darf is a true friend.