The Ranting WIzard - KingCobraJFS - Back in Time Series
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- Опубліковано 8 чер 2024
- Live streamed on Aug 18 2021
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Gandalf the regarded
Bogdalf The Gay
Gandalf the "make the white stuff come out again"
Lmao !!!
Hes gandalf as he should have been , the boglim of many colors and wearer of the tactical soap
rattagard
Josh is so afraid of the Trolls he will never Come back
98k subs, 98k trolls
@@Acolyte_of_Cthulhuhuh, that's lower than it was, trole.
@@cowbatboots282 not low enough
He's always been terrified of troles toobz. That's pretty sad.
Where is he?
Professor Dumbledoordash
Lmao
Pin this bogchron
Right that fookin hat😂
Thank you for keeping us fed in this time of starvation.
Can't wait for big daddy clint to kick the BOY out of the basement.
Clunt is probably just gonna board the basement up with the boy still in there. It would save Papa Student-Molester money.
My dad didn't evict me doodt, he just told me to get the FK out of his house and never come back.
@cowbatboots282 can't believe he didn't wait for puff to come back, now ol puff is scared... lonely and afraid.
The boy is doing as he’s told for now. I specifically told him he won’t go live until I sign off on it and give my say so. So he BETTER NOT go live.
@@cowbatboots282Cask of Abogtillado
That Wizard hat was the best. Too bad he found out that it was for women and threw it away
It's a shame because he looks like a bogged out garden gnome and adds to the comedy value
Wtf did he really throw it away...I want one 😂
@@cringecorpsHe shoved it to the back of his closet with all the other clothes that fans send. Never to be seen again…
Most of the ready made cocktails he drinks are for women and he doesn't throw those away, just accuses his troles of toxic masculinity and carries on.
@@boglurker2043 did jorb have a bed in this apartment or did he just sleep on clothes and the bug chair.
I genuinely cant remember ever seeing a bed.
The wizard rants, the boglim speaks, forbidden combos, same shirt for weeks
I’m proud of Josh. Gave up drinking and started following Jesus. That’s the only reason he wouldn’t be streaming.
*schluuuurrrrp* "I try not to be gross in camera if i can help it" *slaps tummy*
I’m a gay little wizard
“You’re not even the real me dood”
The boy is laying low due to our investigation into the allegations of his begging for charity.
Can you elaborate? Is the government looking into him for benefits fraud?
"Price of wands just went up"
Damn, 40 dollars can get a girls hair done and the shoe's she been dying for?!?! Cobes should be a financial advisor
well to be honest, i got a hair cut at walmart for 30$(i tip when i can).. and those fake croc's are only like 6$.. so thats $4 left.. enough for a couple of walmart cokes and some nerds rope..
Steal a power-wheel from the kids section and you got the best date evar toobz
The one-two punch of his horrible fake british impression and his horrible standup routine is brtual
Poor bug, thought he had found a corpse
It's so hilarious he states "what if men sold Victoria's secret", completely ignoring the fact it was founded by a man because he felt awkward buying his wife underwear, so created the shop in order to make men feel more comfortable entering.
And he only sold his company for $500,000 & within a cpl years, it was valued at $100 million. Shortly after, the man jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge.
True story.
@@High3rThanNASA It was $1 Million and the company was headed to bankruptcy that's why he sold it, he blew all that money on making a upscale children's toy store in a bad location.
at 11:41 he says if he had a time machine he'd end racism and sexism.
But he doesn't explain how.
Makes me wish time travel was real, I'd hand him over to some inquisitors.
Words really do just thoughtlessly fall out of his mouth 😅
Obviously he'd travel to the birth of civilization and spread his teachings on gender relations, right up to the point they sacrificed him to ensure a bountiful crop. Of course Josh doesn't realize that nobody would understand anything he said, and no doubt they would find his bloated head and face to be very offensive.
@@TheKkkeeennnnnnyyy I struggle to understand anything he says. Would like to see him in the bronze age, making meaaaaaaduh.
@@TheKkkeeennnnnnyyy they'd think he was some pumpkin headed demon and burn him at the stake, very goth.
"Im not here to start beef with Mr Avocado"
😂😂😂😂😂
So regarded
I don't expect Cobes to know that Victoria's Secret is a company founded by men.
These intros before the video starts are so well compiled for each episode I give so much props to ya sir.
Being as im autistic, I have a creative flair 🧙♂️
you know when Tim Allen looks at a hot rod and he goes, "AR ARAR AR AR AR RRR R RAR AR"
Dude looks like a leprechaun who asked a genie to make him a normal man but it only kinda sorta worked.
😂 thanks for the laughs
The way he calls him Mr Avocado is just awesome
😂
What a highly regarded wizard. #TWU 🐍
The hat, the chewbacca noises, the voice . . . I'm dying laughing here! Thanks for resurrecting these gems! LOOOOOOOOOOL!
You know things are bad when you look at this back-in-time vid and think "cobra used to speak at a decent speed and didn't mumble and slur everything and he seemed more put together".
...head was always shaped like a puffy gourd tho...
watch the wendy's saga videos. once upon a time there was hope for him. he actually had work ethic, pride in his financial independence, etc. he's been regressing since his early/mid 20s.
I just discovered the goth bad boy last year. So I appreciate these back in time series videos.
I can't get enough of the Tim Allen grunt. Him barking in a dog chair is too much.
LOL, He looks like a garden gnome with the new hat.
4:52 Chewbogga
Miss when the BOY would just rant and go on a tangent about anything, perfect white noise, when he starts uploading again im sure he will be back to the same shit
Were long past that point now. He is likely incapable of speaking anywhere near this amount anymore. He can barely form single sentences these days. His brain is mush
Mostly just sits there repeating a few thoughts over and over again, slowing slurring and lisping out his words
Every time I see these come up, the Huey Lewis song “Back in Time” starts playing in my head.
BETTER STOP GOING BACK IN TIME, BOY 🎉
Josh killed a baby bird with his bike
If cobes had worn this +2 to black magic hat more he might have ended up in a better situation
He is attuned to too many magical items already.
British Cobes is the worst
There was only One time where it was funny; when he got gifted a coat years ago, and he wore it thinking it made him look dapper, and he quotes something to the effect of “Good-day Basil....the Duke breeds the best bulldogs in Suffolk....”
@@Day-ZDuke that actually does sound pretty funny. was that the pirate coat where he had cut his own button holes with his oversized knife?
Bloody Hell he's 80% British doot just like Ozzy..and 120% Boglium..Praise Cobras Magik buy a jaun sickos.
The "bloody's" and "flat's" are so forced.
@@TheKkkeeennnnnnyyy it's just more ozzycrap.
The boglims best way to harness our energy is to cast a dry spell on us. But boglim chronicles is breaking the spell.
yeah buddy!
0:18 No Josh! It’s not! Nothing is sadder than your drinking and your hygiene!
Oh how the regarded have fallen
40$ for a purse, haircut and shoes. Big sender there. Next you waft the fart towards you.
Praise Bog Chrons magic
loving the back in Bog series. TMDWU
Eeeewww, the bed bug 🐜 crawling over his foot.
11:12 His pronunciation of "avant-garde" LMAO.
Oh quit it with your fancy persade, you’re just jealous of his Ava Grande style
Sounded like a dank taco bell order
I wish MONSTER would sponsor Cobes as well, he could be like a crazy spokesperson and mascot. Im picturing the goth boglim version of the sasquatch beef jerky commercials
The Ol' Cobes is coming in nicely Toobz!
Ava Grande Metal. He is the king of regards lmao
Not one person thinks cobra has his shit together....
No idea how that fly crawled all over Cobra's tainted trotters and lived more than a few seconds, must have had a circle of protection TWU
A wild goth boglim wizard appeared...
We need the king to return
Bog chron is life
Getting a Monster logo tattoo is so creative, how quirky and creative Josh is. He's autistic. The symptoms include being creative and constantly reminding everyone of how autistic he is.
Last 3years been rough on those teef
The Boglim has a perfect home improvement impression to bad he didn’t take in anything else from that show
He is a pretty good representation of Tim Allen fans, though!
The trolls kicked Jawshy's ass... he'll never make content again. The trolls have won.
It's crazy that this is when he was MORE lucid than now.
The ava grande metal I'm making
I love when he brings up Fabio
I love when he fades in and out of a fake British accent
Cobes is like a train wreck with a dog fight in the middle of it. Definitely can't look away
RIP Jawsh. Long live th King!
Love how he thinks food and let’s play videos are weird like his content is somehow above it
What an insane ride
He owned the troles so bad, that he obliterated himself.
"Please, call me Nick, Mr. Avocado is my father"
I wish the wizard hat would come back, maybe puff has it and they will return together
Praise Cobras Magik Sickos..buy s jaun doot..
Absolutely wild to hear him speak coherently. Feels like it's been eons he's been a drunk mumbling mess.
Simple Boglim Logic. Access to a Time Machine = ability to end sexism and racism. If Clint had a Time Machine, I'd not have a Boglim to watch instead of working today. All Hail the Swamp King
When will the UN step in to save us from this drought
11:42 “if I had a time machine, I’d end racism and sexism” is such an adorably naive statement that it’s almost endearing. Like a little kid telling you they’re going to arrest all the bad guys so no one will ever feel sad in the world ever again.
Chronicles on a dry spell.
Holy shit, that hat... such a sexy, good smelling, pilgrim, cowboy, and bad boy ❤❤❤
Don't say that in front of Jess
for real toobz
Feeling the monster! No you are feeling that duster
The Trolls Control his sad pathetic life including methica
Does Cobes ever hug himself whilst rocking back and forth and staring into the middle distance?
2:54 "In my defense, I try not to be gross on camera, if I can help it. But doing it on purpose just for shock value is like..."
I'm glad this gothic badboy stud never went on to make hundreds of Talking Tom videos farting into his cellphone! THAT would be embarrassing.
Grand wizard Josh
Avon grande!!
Jord out here looking like the Lorax lol
Another throwback TWU
Back during Seizurerobot5000's 'Cobraisims' episode, he said that Josh's grand mother read an article about autism, thinking it sounded like Josh she passed the info on to his parents, and they all decided that he had autism. So in other words, josh was never properly diagnosed with with it, and might have something else wrong with him. Dose anybody know if this is true? I don't think Seizure would've just made that up lobbed it out there.
If he didn't have Clint enabling him he would be in a homeless shelter. I find his story fascinating as I'm a recovering addict myself. He consistently denies having a problem with alcohol because it's socially accepted by majority of Americans and he hasn't had to face harsh consequences because Clint bails him out. My parents dropped me off at a homeless shelter in my mid 20s, so I find this extremely fascinating as mentioned.
judging from your shorts they made the right choice. you're basically budget homeboy scotty without the RIP.
Sad to see he never made it in standup
Ahh yes, content from before the "I digress" period.
When it used to be "butttt" and "but.. that's not the point"
Love
Shoutouts to Lord Boglim Chronicles!
Cobes has the right hat for his cockroach/fly safari
Clint tired of Josh being a circus freak you throw pennies at.
Boglim blane and his pet fly dave copayfeel
Looking forward to 10 more years of decay.
I’m so curious who bought four of his wands, two autographed tapes and a bar of tactical soap. He actually does have some sort of fans.
He probably coulda sold that silly wizard hat to some regarded fan for enough money for a couple personalized little caesars pizzas, fo’ sho’.
Prolly farmers
......some morons bought little cut up pieces of his old carpet, that he never cleaned and had years of spit, spunk, puke, & spilled food and liquids encrusted all over it. When he moved out of his first apartment, he ripped up and sold pieces of his carpet, that some people happily purchased
@@Day-ZDuke oh cool that makes me feel ill very nice fact thank you so much
@@Day-ZDuke i don’t believe anyone actually bought that crap. Thats beyond weird.
@@tweezerjam I agree it seems unbelievable....but he had them listed on his Etsy store, and they sold through there. So I’m pretty sure you’re obligated to sell what you are advertising. There are sick people out there
Tmdwu bc fillin in during the new dryspell
Late night video TMDWU!
Only this regard wouldn't think he looked ridiculous in that stupid hat.
TWU
Yes lawd
Ava grande metal