jschlatt and his stupid brass monkey with its stupid sexy brass balls - Ep. 51

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  • @SerWinter
    @SerWinter 3 роки тому +1572

    I like Poob's monkey. I like that it grows and shrinks.

    • @savageshrimp4568
      @savageshrimp4568 3 роки тому +1

      Truley

    • @Germandad0458
      @Germandad0458 3 роки тому +2

      Wow don’t even support on Patreon fake fan

    • @susp3kt112
      @susp3kt112 3 роки тому +12

      Oh ill show you something that grows and shrinks

    • @yukko_yoshida
      @yukko_yoshida 3 роки тому +1

      of all places to see you

    • @callmecalvin7297
      @callmecalvin7297 3 роки тому

      Where the fuck did you come from? Haven't seen you in years goddamn

  • @johnsharplin
    @johnsharplin 3 роки тому +2006

    Poob coming into this one looking like he's gonna approach you at a bar and offer you a selection of premium watches at a discount. I love it.

    • @hahahahaha7237
      @hahahahaha7237 3 роки тому +10

      @Max Singer its the looking uglier on purpose bit

    • @yom35
      @yom35 3 роки тому +1

      he did

    • @Povole
      @Povole 3 роки тому +2

      He looks like Justin Castro

    • @trippiechris1852
      @trippiechris1852 3 роки тому +7

      @Max Singer he’s trying okay max

    • @adronius147
      @adronius147 3 роки тому +7

      He's slowly becoming Keanu Reeves.

  • @Gronkaliscious
    @Gronkaliscious 3 роки тому +2247

    Bryan is really earning his paycheck in this one

    • @aaron4820
      @aaron4820 3 роки тому +448

      Bryan's sole purpose is to attack Poob on the guestless episodes, and that is an incredible valuable role.

    • @AgBRUV
      @AgBRUV 3 роки тому +3

      I doubt it

    • @asshairlel469
      @asshairlel469 3 роки тому +28

      He's adam

    • @zesteinl6497
      @zesteinl6497 3 роки тому +5

      @@asshairlel469 a fellow intelactual

    • @ducksducks2962
      @ducksducks2962 3 роки тому +3

      He earns it every episode

  • @isuspep
    @isuspep 3 роки тому +435

    people over here analyzing brian's behaviour like scientists that injected a rat with the mad cow disease

  • @liquidchris4147
    @liquidchris4147 3 роки тому +435

    Not even joking anymore, Bryan is actually just sitting there not talking lmao
    Absolute professional

  • @CarlostheGardener
    @CarlostheGardener 3 роки тому +989

    Jokes on you, we're gonna poach Poob and Stalltt first.

    • @kyetokace1199
      @kyetokace1199 3 роки тому +62

      The fact you left out bryan lol, good one. amazing episode with some of my favorite people TY

    • @Domospeed07
      @Domospeed07 3 роки тому

      Shut up

  • @tat4781
    @tat4781 3 роки тому +2058

    Everyone is shitting on Bryan for not saying anything, but he is definitely the quality over quantity host. So by that merit, he is still failing horribly.

    • @AgBRUV
      @AgBRUV 3 роки тому +4

      Agreed

    • @reecethegreatvlogs7301
      @reecethegreatvlogs7301 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @kozakoutdoors7305
      @kozakoutdoors7305 3 роки тому +27

      @Cameron he hasn’t been funny since the start. His humor is typically super graphic weird sexual stuff and/or trying to bully Poob. If he can be either witty or situationally funny, he should talk more

    • @handle1928
      @handle1928 3 роки тому

      You, good sir, have won.

    • @pierrekk
      @pierrekk 3 роки тому

      @@kozakoutdoors7305 he should get on a diet

  • @Podmore1000
    @Podmore1000 3 роки тому +318

    Bryan is basically Sam's brass monkey. Slient, great-looking, and almost human.

  • @slumped_shady
    @slumped_shady 3 роки тому +144

    Bryan basically gets these episodes earlier than any of us, he’s really just a spectator at this point.

  • @GoofballAndi
    @GoofballAndi 3 роки тому +445

    Be like Bryan, find a way to do nothing and get paid for it.
    Im not even mad, i respect the hustle.

    • @komodocoon4735
      @komodocoon4735 3 роки тому +34

      Baby dats P A S S I V E I N C O M E

    • @bignig7223
      @bignig7223 3 роки тому +7

      Cumtillianaire grind set

  • @andreadams6115
    @andreadams6115 3 роки тому +401

    Wow poob really cleaned up today he no longer looks like a renegade trailer park pervert

    • @joshberiswill6872
      @joshberiswill6872 3 роки тому +44

      Now he looks like a suburban renegade pervert.

    • @chadwell69
      @chadwell69 3 роки тому

      now watch the newest episode

  • @Saganax
    @Saganax 3 роки тому +334

    just counted bryan said 12 words this podcast

    • @Freaky1347
      @Freaky1347 3 роки тому +66

      @@PieterPeter-ud7wf Work smarter, not harder 😎

    • @tripleodipple9614
      @tripleodipple9614 3 роки тому +23

      sigma male move right there

  • @MrNobody-bv4ec
    @MrNobody-bv4ec 3 роки тому +106

    Bryan is consistently just a laugh track at this point

  • @auge377
    @auge377 3 роки тому +371

    Probably one of the funniest ones in a while, Schlatt seemed to enjoy it too surprisingly.

    • @matroid4996
      @matroid4996 3 роки тому +100

      no suprise at all. Schlatt has mentioned sam multiple times before on podcasts as being someone that he looked up to when he was smaller

    • @auge377
      @auge377 3 роки тому +25

      @@matroid4996 wait seriously?? I never knew that, that's so cool.

    • @matroid4996
      @matroid4996 3 роки тому +63

      @@auge377 yeah I don’t remember exactly which podcast it was but he was talking about channels that found a niche audience that’s smaller and it gives them more freedom to make what they want and gave Sam as an example

    • @foodisgood5665
      @foodisgood5665 3 роки тому +48

      Yeah, schlatt and Sam basically have the same sense of humor, so I was expecting them to get along well

  • @andreadams6115
    @andreadams6115 3 роки тому +332

    Schlatt doesn't even know what's coming for him poor guy.

    • @AgBRUV
      @AgBRUV 3 роки тому

      Why does it say 4 days ago

    • @testedchutoy2459
      @testedchutoy2459 3 роки тому +7

      Patrons get the episode early

    • @blorgxsnorp7449
      @blorgxsnorp7449 3 роки тому +39

      @Thx ❤ I will turn your bones into paste.

    • @shhs1227
      @shhs1227 3 роки тому +14

      he literally does though. Schlatt has mentioned Sam before and has even said he looked up to Sam when he started lol

    • @guy2006
      @guy2006 3 роки тому +1

      @@shhs1227 really? You have a link?

  • @lil_scuzibert6923
    @lil_scuzibert6923 3 роки тому +738

    halfway in bryan still hasn’t said a word

    • @TheBananamonger
      @TheBananamonger 3 роки тому +89

      Honestly, I prefer when Bryan holds back and only interjects when he has a banger. When he gets too excited and active, the podcast grinds to a halt, but he definitely has the capacity to inject energy in when its needed.

    • @kakokapolei123
      @kakokapolei123 3 роки тому +132

      @Cameron redditors never have valid opinions tho

    • @lil_scuzibert6923
      @lil_scuzibert6923 3 роки тому +2

      @Yossarian-Lives lmaooo

    • @pickledpeckers7789
      @pickledpeckers7789 3 роки тому +27

      @Cameron yeah one recent Reddit post people were seriously saying he was a groomer and a pedophile

    • @punk5585
      @punk5585 3 роки тому +11

      @@pickledpeckers7789 wtf

  • @gmv6025
    @gmv6025 3 роки тому +247

    Poob looks like his alternate timeline where he continued in business and didn't start streaming

    • @sggbrc5567
      @sggbrc5567 3 роки тому +18

      poob lives a life of denial

    • @hecko3356
      @hecko3356 3 роки тому +2

      Maybe if he didn’t look like a pervert that would be true, dude needs to cut that hair

    • @sicksticks9720
      @sicksticks9720 3 роки тому +6

      @@hecko3356 poobs looks better than you ever will... With or without the long hair.

    • @hecko3356
      @hecko3356 3 роки тому

      @@sicksticks9720 long hair isn’t a good look for guys, you may not like the truth but it looks fucking stupid. As is I’m easily more attractive than Poob considering he looks like a weirdo pervert so your opinion is kinda special

    • @stupiddog5807
      @stupiddog5807 3 роки тому +3

      @@hecko3356 as a woman, long hair is fucking sexy when done right. He might need to style it better, that's all

  • @kurai7940
    @kurai7940 3 роки тому +139

    Even though Brian didn't talk much I'm glad I got to look at his handsome face

    • @zachadam92
      @zachadam92 3 роки тому +56

      All these people seem to be mad at him:… he is a part of this shit . Talking or not it’s not the same without at least these three together

    • @muttontrash
      @muttontrash 3 роки тому +6

      I like that he cleaned up his hair

  • @SpectralSlayer7
    @SpectralSlayer7 3 роки тому +80

    This is like when you’re hanging out with your friend and they run into someone they know so you kinda just gotta stand there awkwardly when they talk

  • @notoriousscoundrel9162
    @notoriousscoundrel9162 3 роки тому +48

    It finally seems like we’re getting guests that actually fucking interact with them

  • @zeeblock22
    @zeeblock22 3 роки тому +70

    Sigma male grind set: Brian edition
    Say nothing,
    Refuse to elaborate
    Leave.

  • @MajoraDivine
    @MajoraDivine 3 роки тому +198

    Bryan always looks so uncomfortable when anyone else but Sam or Poob is on the Podcast

    • @tomashoekstra8011
      @tomashoekstra8011 3 роки тому +18

      I think it might be because he's not a media personality to put it that way and he's got nothing to talk. Half of this podcast was twitch/UA-cam talk

  • @jamiehanson1220
    @jamiehanson1220 3 роки тому +43

    38:08 mins in and I'm chuckling here and there and then poob has to come out of nowhere with that god damn line when I was taking a drink, so anyway I am soaked and I think my keyboard is broken but good laugh 10/10

    • @Nword2000
      @Nword2000 3 роки тому +3

      Dude, i laugh so hard at that the first time, i gave a laugh that i didnt even know that i had, like a guteral laugh, 10/10 indeed

  • @shitpostirl1973
    @shitpostirl1973 3 роки тому +69

    Was Bryan cosplaying a patron watching?

  • @Jason-ib1yx
    @Jason-ib1yx 3 роки тому +86

    try to say that they aren’t relatable but they have brian the social outcast who observes conversations like the average forehead fables podcast viewer

  • @bwehhueh5135
    @bwehhueh5135 3 роки тому +23

    when the guest actually talks and contributing to the laughs then it's finally a decent episode

  • @n0pepolca410
    @n0pepolca410 3 роки тому +26

    it cracked me up when poob said "that funky monkey" after sam said "brass monkey"

  • @zoxics7383
    @zoxics7383 3 роки тому +19

    Loved Bryan's input on this one

  • @ciledog
    @ciledog 3 роки тому +92

    Bryan just tryin' to not get cancelled out in these parts.

  • @leonprestige2403
    @leonprestige2403 7 місяців тому +4

    I just randomly found this Video and started watching it at 3 am in my dorm, i laughed so fcking hard i woke up Both of my neighbors. This is a gem on the Internet thank you.

  • @adronius147
    @adronius147 3 роки тому +29

    I clicked on this thinking it was a highlight cause I didn't see the episode number due to the long title, but realizing this was actually a full episode was like waking up on a Friday thinking you got work/school and realizing it's actually Saturday.

  • @ysirtk6949
    @ysirtk6949 3 роки тому +15

    Schlatt one of the greatest on youtube imo. Perfect Sam and crew had him on the podcast. Jsclatt just belongs with the wolves. This was so fitting lol

  • @Meatguy101
    @Meatguy101 3 роки тому +354

    Bryan is pretty good when hes talking with people hes comfortable with, but seems to struggle to make conversation with strangers.

    • @SlavicGold
      @SlavicGold 3 роки тому +34

      someones gotta take the back seat

    • @cinnamontoast9999
      @cinnamontoast9999 3 роки тому +65

      Wow another psychology major I see!

    • @Meatguy101
      @Meatguy101 3 роки тому +99

      Basic observation more like

    • @KorysYoutube
      @KorysYoutube 3 роки тому

      I cant relate to that at all haha ha ha 😅😅🙁

    • @BurdArtist
      @BurdArtist 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah it probably has to do with him showing his face now

  • @DavZeugme
    @DavZeugme 3 роки тому +22

    "I'd like to call in 2 million witnesses" was even funnier than it had the right to be.

  • @gallomancer_mkV
    @gallomancer_mkV 3 роки тому +32

    Jschlatt was a good choice. Its easy to see some guests get uncomfortable on this podcast, but schlatt fits

    • @firstcurse5891
      @firstcurse5891 3 роки тому +8

      Absolutely agree, I think Schlatt and Sam have that same style of comedy where it's just an exaggerated character so Sam and Schlatt kinda mesh well together and unlike Swagger who seemed like he was just absolutely uncomfortable the whole podcast, Schlatt understands Sam's and the crew are just joking

  • @scoopsthesecond656
    @scoopsthesecond656 3 роки тому +170

    Poob looks like the most stereotypical shady business man. He looks like he's going to try to sell me a fake credit card.
    Or a bootleg johnny Depp.

    • @slipipipi7971
      @slipipipi7971 3 роки тому

      Ayyyyy i see by ur thumbnail your a fecal funny consoomer ayyy gamer

    • @MegaChickenonastick
      @MegaChickenonastick 3 роки тому

      Is he the Johnny depp or is he trafficking people who look like Johnny depp

  • @TheBestElectricToaster
    @TheBestElectricToaster 3 роки тому +19

    Bryan shines best when it's just the three of them.

  • @davidb321
    @davidb321 3 роки тому +25

    Steve almost made it out unscathed! Got his ass!

  • @Dredan143
    @Dredan143 3 роки тому +5

    I don't think I've ever seen Schlatt laugh so much at other people's jokes

  • @Its_LumberJack
    @Its_LumberJack 3 роки тому +14

    This could've just been Sam and Schlatt because Poob and Brian really took a back seat on this one. Still a good podcast though. Sam and Schlatt seem to have a certain mutual scumbaggery that goes well together lol

  • @nofrosamurai
    @nofrosamurai 3 роки тому +17

    i love how stalltt's editor notes are exactly what the viewers are thinking

  • @Marshiannn
    @Marshiannn 3 роки тому +3

    All of their jokes compliment each other. I fucking love Schlatt's compatibility with the guys!

  • @ripley_live
    @ripley_live 3 роки тому +16

    schlatt is the perfect guest for this podcast

  • @Direphalanx
    @Direphalanx 3 роки тому +18

    Great edits stallt. Thank you for pointing out Bryan was on the podcast after awhile I thought he left

  • @TPPHGM
    @TPPHGM 3 роки тому +3

    The two worlds colliding. Sam and jschlatt have been my favorite youtubers for so long. It’s surreal to see them meet

  • @dreadfullyd1701
    @dreadfullyd1701 3 роки тому +6

    It has come to the point where Bryan is like “I helped this fool grow so I’m just here to harvest my rewards”

  • @fisheggs6755
    @fisheggs6755 3 роки тому +60

    Poob's back gotta hurt from how much he carries this shitshow.

    • @marcustierney4625
      @marcustierney4625 3 роки тому +1

      Normally I can’t stand him but holy shit he hard carried this

    • @t0ri178
      @t0ri178 3 роки тому +10

      @@marcustierney4625 as he always has

    • @goldguy4185
      @goldguy4185 3 роки тому +10

      @@marcustierney4625 i hated him at first but I've mended my shitty opinion since

    • @arizonaranger2333
      @arizonaranger2333 3 роки тому +1

      A lot of the time he just sits there staring while Schlatt and Sam talk

  • @NIGBEATS
    @NIGBEATS 3 роки тому +17

    I foresee a Sam and Poob fight that derails their closeted homosexual relationship.
    Once the podcast crumbles from the inside, the door will be open for the rise of Staltt.

  • @Nicktreee
    @Nicktreee 3 роки тому +15

    Two good guests in a row, keep it up boys.

  • @silphibuka225
    @silphibuka225 3 роки тому +8

    imagine if schlatt did hold his cat to the fridge, and it stuck. no one on earth would think your cat ate magnets and that picture would become the stuff of legend

  • @IvyClips2
    @IvyClips2 3 роки тому +156

    who else thinks sam should have sam hyde on the podcast

    • @scz320
      @scz320 3 роки тому +6

      never gonna happen

    • @cullenkerr6556
      @cullenkerr6556 3 роки тому +8

      He can’t keep getting away with it

    • @johnson9705
      @johnson9705 3 роки тому +13

      @@scz320 not with that attitude

    • @hope27272
      @hope27272 3 роки тому +9

      I think Sam would be too much for Sam

    • @chump6220
      @chump6220 3 роки тому +13

      They cant have 3 sams

  • @Puca_Patchworks
    @Puca_Patchworks 3 роки тому +17

    schlatt has the perfect humor for this podcast. PLEASE have him back on

  • @pskeough8233
    @pskeough8233 2 місяці тому +1

    Rewatching the old ones and Stalt saves the pre-Brian's departure podcast so fucking hard.

  • @dolphin8815
    @dolphin8815 3 роки тому +33

    I'm almost positive Bryan forgets he has his cam on half the time.

    • @guy2006
      @guy2006 3 роки тому +13

      No way, when he didn't have a cam he was EXTREMELY dark humor. Now with his face out there he is very tame.

    • @dolphin8815
      @dolphin8815 3 роки тому +1

      Just watch this man with the sound down.
      It's an entirely new experience.

    • @blandmitten5055
      @blandmitten5055 3 роки тому +6

      @@guy2006 I havent heard him say the n word since :(

  • @mrgoosefraba349
    @mrgoosefraba349 3 роки тому +10

    I would definitely want to watch them all play dnd just imagine all the situations they would create

  • @archeverything
    @archeverything 3 роки тому +5

    It’s awesome you got Jschlatt on. That’s a dream level podcast for me.

  • @DukePigron
    @DukePigron 3 роки тому +40

    Next they should get the streamer Papa Poob on the podcast, he’s pretty funny.

    • @distantlol
      @distantlol 3 роки тому +6

      i dont think they would have chemistry

  • @jakubcoufal6401
    @jakubcoufal6401 3 роки тому +11

    We had huge monkey statue with huge balls here in Prague and I didn't knew about it?!

  • @chadwell69
    @chadwell69 3 роки тому +11

    I can't say how much I wanted this episode. Was hoping for this when Wilbur brought him up in episode 3. To see big guy and big forehead come together really brings a tear to the eye.

  • @jello4479
    @jello4479 3 роки тому +10

    Need another one with Schlatt. The dynamic is too good.

  • @andrewgreen77
    @andrewgreen77 3 місяці тому +2

    23:46 Turns out that's what he did lmao

  • @vivechjorviani5440
    @vivechjorviani5440 3 роки тому +3

    The podcast gets better and better

  • @g7eorgie7
    @g7eorgie7 3 роки тому +7

    Poob is hilarious. Funniest man on the pod.

  • @shekelsean
    @shekelsean 3 роки тому +1

    you have no idea how long I've been waiting for this

  • @devilmercy3927
    @devilmercy3927 3 роки тому +6

    Id love to see schlatt on again, they have great energy together, bryan needs to hop in more tho

  • @WhyGodby
    @WhyGodby 3 роки тому +4

    3:45 "big guy"
    Ptsd flashbacks in his eyes

  • @ziggygunz2447
    @ziggygunz2447 3 роки тому +2

    Damn poor Schlatt it looked like he felt that "we cut them short if the guest sucks" lmao

  • @andreadams6115
    @andreadams6115 3 роки тому +7

    Good podcast stalltt

  • @dodgeglowsticks
    @dodgeglowsticks 3 роки тому +1

    Schlatt was a perfect guest for this, 10/10 would watch again

  • @Anyoalen
    @Anyoalen 3 роки тому +2

    Stalltt's commentary is always gold

  • @zallisgreat4196
    @zallisgreat4196 3 роки тому +11

    Man really sad that Jschlatt did not come to Prague. Especially considering that the statue is not there at the moment.

  • @Blewlongmun
    @Blewlongmun 7 місяців тому +5

    Man all that Wilbur stuff sure is ironic now

  • @clownworld641
    @clownworld641 3 роки тому +1

    One of the best podcasts yet

  • @Niko-rh7ht
    @Niko-rh7ht 3 роки тому +6

    Poob looks like a John Wick stunt double

    • @BazookaTooth707
      @BazookaTooth707 3 роки тому

      More like someone who auditioned to be John Wick's stunt double lol

  • @yonahga5731
    @yonahga5731 3 роки тому +10

    This entire episode is just jschlatt talking about how he is the American equivalent of a New Russian.

  • @SuperBlahMonster
    @SuperBlahMonster 3 роки тому

    20:55 Poob saying that funky monkey after brass monkey made my day lmao

  • @worldeater2414
    @worldeater2414 3 роки тому +13

    Me: hears Wilburg
    *Thinks they're talking about my boy Wilburgur who makes Oblivion vids*

  • @Morrowindd
    @Morrowindd 3 роки тому +1

    sam and Schlatt just hitting it off while poob and bryan just being ignored

  • @daltoncrow6486
    @daltoncrow6486 3 роки тому +1

    Big guy and the general in the same place brings me a lot of serotonin

  • @Ian-xr9ff
    @Ian-xr9ff 3 роки тому +35

    Can we get a word count for Bryan on this one? I think Sam should dock his pay

  • @ooo662
    @ooo662 Рік тому +4

    It's crazy to think that Sam could have been infinitely bigger if he just toned down our favorite part about him, never change sam

  • @spacemanzap4061
    @spacemanzap4061 3 роки тому +1

    Schlatt has been the best guest yet

  • @CoachCarter102
    @CoachCarter102 3 роки тому +2

    I gotta say through the first 10 minutes this is probably Sam’s most podcasty podcast

  • @jtkodack03
    @jtkodack03 3 роки тому +1

    Poob really had some bangers in this one that everyone ignored.

  • @cmndoggo
    @cmndoggo 3 роки тому +9

    how'd you manage to pull this guy stalltt

  • @samtimo3002
    @samtimo3002 3 роки тому +5

    I think bryans joke this whole podcast is its one where he actually doesnt say anything till they say "ok bye"

  • @yom35
    @yom35 3 роки тому +6

    i like bryan he my fav

  • @Trigger0x10c
    @Trigger0x10c 3 роки тому +3

    This episode is fucking great. Schlatt is a great guest, probably one of the best episodes.

  • @TheTeevee360
    @TheTeevee360 3 роки тому +1

    the crossover I needed

  • @ugthakthedestroyer4566
    @ugthakthedestroyer4566 Рік тому

    I've always loved bryans appearances. through and through he stays strong.

  • @nickpreciso
    @nickpreciso 3 роки тому +5

    I thought that was gonna be a lot more awkward, then it totally started to mesh thank god 😂

  • @tompujol307
    @tompujol307 3 роки тому +1

    What a crossover, this is amazing

  • @adambuchert1839
    @adambuchert1839 3 роки тому +1

    I have waited so long for this.

  • @sirjoey3137
    @sirjoey3137 3 роки тому +2

    Holy shit Schlatt fit in perfectly.

  • @ryanhall5553
    @ryanhall5553 3 роки тому +4

    when you adding brass knuckle grips to da auto blow

  • @whenyouwalking
    @whenyouwalking 3 роки тому +12

    God damn it's about time Bryan talked for once

  • @thearizonaranger9970
    @thearizonaranger9970 3 роки тому +1

    That was an amazing episode

  • @tommon8869
    @tommon8869 3 роки тому +1

    good collab

  • @grim0_o
    @grim0_o 3 роки тому +103

    I know Bryan is getting chewed out rn 😭

    • @grim0_o
      @grim0_o 3 роки тому +5

      Thank you Stallttt :))

    • @ryanfonte3460
      @ryanfonte3460 3 роки тому +38

      "So did ya check out those youtube comments yet, Bryan? How would you rate your performance?"

  • @MindEy3
    @MindEy3 3 роки тому

    The crossover we’ve all been waiting for