What if them contradicting the need of a spoiler list, is just them echoing the idea of an "unsafehouse", as that is the one location you don't expect to hear about spoilers? Hmmm...
None of their videos ever contain real spoilers tho. I mean maybe like 5% of them have "HUGE REVEALS that everyone already knows about" spoilers, like (Spoiler Warning) Lucy getting stabbed by Desmond at the end of Revelations or Brotherhood or whatever one it was. But most of the time it's like goofy stuff that doesn't involve the games' plot. Lol
@@narcspector I think it's more the " x times you had to die for story reasons" (or whatever that video was called) which if you see the game on the spoiler list then you already know that your character dies, so the game being on the spoiler list gives spoilers before they even start talking about the game.
Can we all appreciate the fact that in time that Ezio spent pulling up his pants Catarina Sforza managed to get dressed (in a corset no less) AND formulated a plan for a counter attack.
A less important but none the less is a lost safehouse: Watch Dog when your cozy little motel got invaded by Mafia and then you have to live in containers across the map
For as bad as Watch Dogs was, that was actually a well done thing. I'm dead sure it's intentionally done at a point where you get used to driving back to the same place, just to throw you off. Because having a safehouse taken before you get used to it is meaningless.
I can’t believe you didn’t mention the Haven from Dragon Age Inquisition! The place is literally called Haven and then Corypheus comes in and absolutely wrecks it, possibly killing most of the NPCs. I was pretty surprised it happened after seemingly solving all the problems, seeing the sky and finding allies...
To be fair Haven was once the home of a bunch of dragon cultists and well the Warden aka the protagonist of the first game usually steamrolls the town cause cultists = loot + experience so Haven is probably a pretty trash name at this point should be called assault point A.
Out of curiosity, how many npcs are you talking about? Because I’m pretty sure the majority of npcs could be saved, you just have to solve the puzzle of getting to them or fight faster before they get overrun
@@Norinia if i remember correctly most of the named npcs survived but definitely not all and its i think in the lore a lot more ppl lived in Haven than in the game because that's usually the case with games, computational limitations you know, and yeah i would say that maybe 1/5th of the ppl in Haven at the time survived. This was mostly based on memory so correct me if you have any more well researched information
@@Norinia As I remember there are.... Four? Npcs you could lose during the attack. The quartermaster, the barkeep, a Templars Knight and the healer.... All of whom you can chat with and learn about their lives. I think I lost two of them, the healer and the quartermaster.
At the end when he said "If you found this video a nice safe place to relax-" I was expecting the video to end with someone jumping up and 'attacking' "Oh no, this safe place was ruined, oh no, aaaaah.'
@@rijeshk.p.6406 What? You have the option to lower the difficulty and to avoid it altogether. There's no punishment for skipping it either, so I just don't bother with it.
Sableagle “what were those guys that tried to attack glasgow airport thinking trying to bring religious war to glasgow? They didn’t even have a football team!” Kevin Bridges
You get a new safe house that you upgrade, but yea, basically the old one just becomes a hollowed out burnt husk, not much of a house when my clothes are ash 😂
My entire play through of Evil Within 2 I was stressing that the safety of the safe room would be compromised and that made going into it more stressful than it was supposed to be.
I remember the Assassin’s Creed achievements for collecting all feathers, only to be given a cape which made you notorious everywhere you went (gee, thanks! 😒) which you had to wear in order to get the other achievement.
well Ezio's family was publicly executed and Ezio himself was branded a criminal so yeah makes sense wearing the Auditore family cape would bring heavy attention to urself... tbh its the fault of anyone who put it on not expecting to be shanked by every guard not the game's. XD
@@StefanoRobbo nice, but that's the only way to think about it lol. It is literally the same concept as wearing full gang uniform in the neighbourhood of a rival gang. Only ends 1 way.
The town of Haven in Dragon Age Inquisition. It’s the perfect place to relax, talk to companions, and buy or sell loot. But then it gets invaded by Corypheus and his minions and several people die if you don’t get them out in time.
Right? I was super low on health twords the end of a map and heard tank music and ran like hell to the safe room thinking I was safe in there but nope. In the middle of healing a tank busted through the door and beat my ass to death.
And yet after killing hundreds of cops we will tell them. “Nothing was found here.” Where they believe us. ....Then they invaded the safe house the next day like nothing ever happened. Going to drop my crazy theory that Dallas is a Time Lord, here, ok, thanks.
@@punkypink83 I mean, the game goes out of its way to let you know your safehouse is being attacked before the attack happens and dealing with it is totally optional. All the ones on this list are basically the safehouse being attacked out of nowhere and you have to fight off the attackers, so maybe there was a requirement that it be something unexpected and dramatic, not the game's equivalent of daily chores around the house and pest control.
The first village from "The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword". The only place in the world not overrun by monsters, suddenly overrun by monsters and ghosts.
One of the first “safe” havens I thought of was the dark brotherhoods cave in Skyrim and how it’s gets invaded by those soldiers near the end of that quest line.
Contevent that doesn’t really count, that’s a small attack by low level so called assassin darkspawn when you have a whole group of highly trained killers, and it’s a one time thing that everyone literally remarks upon after, for example Zevran says: “no traps or poisons? *scoff* some assassins” Besides the camp is always in a different place despite having the same map every time, Haven is an actual base for an Army, and is completely destroyed
Dragon Age: Inquisition has one of the most spectacular "unsafehouse" moments. Not everyday one of those gets invaded by a huge army, scorched by a dragon and then completely buried in a freaking avalanche.
Dragon Age: Inquisition? Your first home base is literally called “Haven” but then winds up under an avalanche after the big bad ambushes you and your posse of trusted companions (NOT YOU SOLAS!)
“Manners is Definitely not the main problem.” I dunno, genocide is pretty much undisputedly at the top of the “Most absolutely rude things to do” list.
@@DeathGodRiku Well, I mean at least you have a chance to retake a captured ship and make it safe again... not so much with a ship going down in flames.
"...and not the kind of tall boys that are filled with 16oz of delicious beer" You sure about that Mike, I'm pretty sure every guard in Dishonored has at least double that in them at any given time :p
Where’s Saints Row 3’s mission “Trojan Whores”? Your safe house is infiltrated by a few dozen prostitute assassins while you and the crew are having a party. That was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the name of the list lol
Argonne if anything, Deadpool sounds like a Saints Row character lmao. He would be perfectly at home in Saints Row. If you haven’t already, I highly recommend it. As far as I’m aware, no other game allows you to run up to a guy with a giant purple dildo bat and smack him into the moon.
Robert Turner I actually forgot about that lol I was a bit busy with the character creator, I made myself as close to Kinzie as possible, Natasha Romanov AKA Black Widow etc
I played Saints Row 2 and onward as a chick with green anime hair and no pants or panties. She dressed even skimpier then those assassin whores. I also liked making her ride a motorcycle while bottomless like that. I'd imagine she'd be much more sensitive to the bike's vibrations while naked from the waist down.
RE3 changed up a bunch of things from the classic formula. The not-a-QTE choices you make, the routes you pick, and the order of what steps you do things in all figure in to what happens. Certain endings even depend on the number of times you've played through the game. It's kind of amazing what they did to make it possible for each playthrough to be a little different and encourage exploration. It's entirely possible to have a bunch of playthroughs where you never run into the unsafe safe room.
Just saying y’all forgot one of my favorites Freedom fighters where for half the game, your base is the central sewer system, until you get “betrayed” by a soviet sleeper agent who kidnapped all of your fellow freedom fighters. And you have to fight out your way out and the rest of the game is just trying to get people back, and over coming Soviet occupation
I’m shook that you guys didn’t include the fall of the Last City from Destiny 2. Shook. Sure, we got a new one but the Tower falling to Cabal was very emotional for me seeing as we spent so much time here in D1.
That opening scene wrecked me a little bit. And playing through, going from being a super-powered badass to having your powers ripped away and trying to survive in an empty wasteland after failing to save your home? Oh man.
What about Dragon Age Origins if you play a Dalish elf and your buddy Tamlen comes to visit your camp? I can't remember if you get the encounter with other wardens but the Dalish warden at the very least has the Shriek ambush, and after the battle is over Tamlen appears.
Dead Space two, getting attacked at a docking station/workbench about gave me a heart attack. Or in deadspace one when you get attacked in the elevator. That whole series did a great job of making you feel somewhat safe and then smacking you across the face.
Voracious Learner Eh. That’s more of a temporary inconvenience. A handful of Darkspawn aren’t a real threat to two Grey Wardens, a powerful witch, two assassins and Oghren’s big swinging cod.
Yeah.. well if you've been beefing up your army like you supposed to be doing not just taking into the account those Shrieks attack the ALPHA squad of your forces. BUT your whole army seem to get to the point they can take them on.. by themselves. Making those Wraiths basically on a 1 way trip, suicide mission they almost gotta know they're gonna die. I practically spent the big epic battle running around the battlefield watching my vengeful, heroic army go apeshit killing almost all the trolls, orcs and goblins before I ever got there to swing my axe or sword..
Dead Rising 2, where close to the end the safehouse is being breached by loads of zombies and you gotta fix the door. PAYDAY 2, where the safehouse gets raided more often than it should, and although optional, shouldn't be overlooked. GTA V, where Devin Weston sends Merryweather Mercs into Micheals house to kill his family.
Fable III, by the end, when The Sanctuary, your pause room, that is safe at all times, is filled with the darkness, and your rather lovely butler is kidnapped? No mentions to that?
Honorable mention: that one workbench in Dead Space in front of the vent that a Necromorph pops out of as soon as you interact with the workbench. Rest in peace. I was having a chill game until then.
Heck what about Marston's final battle in the first one? He upheld his part of the bargain and they stormed onto his ranch to murder him and Uncle...not that anyone cared about Uncle
What about Haven in Dragon Age: Inquisition? Sure it’s technically a safe village, but Corypheus still wrecked the place with the mages/Templars and forced you to move.
I posted a comment like ten minutes ago about the exact same thing but I guess haven isn't a main base because other wise it would prob be on this list
It might not exactly fit but I've always gotten that sort of terrified reaction to Hyrule Castle Town in Ocarina of Time when going from the past to the future for the first time. No matter how often I play the game that still hits me every time. Also the Silent Hill music seems to include artificial tinnitus, it sounds really weird on top of actual tinnitus.
i want to kill my wife I mean let’s be honest, just ignore the last half an hour and it was pretty great. Not as amazing as 2, but certainly an example of a good game with a bad reputation
I think compared to Andromeda (which is so mind-numbing I couldn't even FORCE myself through it, and I OWN it, and I best the Trilogy and got the good endings) ME3 is quite the masterpiece. Original ending notwithstanding.
On 2 occasions in the same game. 1st Shepard is killed so a new ship is built while Shepard is getting regenerated, then the 2nd ship is attacked and most of your crew is killed or kidnapped >
Little late to the party, but Bogano in Jedi Fallen Order is breathtaking, relatively safe, and peaceful. Until you collect the holocron, and suddenly you’ve got an inquisitor to fight and a small army of storm troopers between you and your ship.
I was looking for that comment. Yes, you literally fight through the ruins of your loved(or maybe hated) safehouse that is all up in flames now. Loved the start of the Red War campaign.
This has strong second list potential: - The Normandy in ME2 (twice, considering the SR1 gets annihilated at the start) - HQ from Xcom: Enemy Within where the aliens decide actually attacking you might be wise Just to name two.
Or even ME3 in the Citadel expansion when the Normandy is taken by your clone Or if you count the Citadel itself.... its straight up stolen! Honestly thought they'd get a mention when i clicked the video
What about Saints Row 4, when after losing Kinzie, like adding insult to injury also attack your ship and you have to defend it from the zin, to be honest the crib/hq has been attacked in all the game
Jason -117 Honestly I think Hoxton screwed us over with that home, we were doing just fine at that laundromat! Maybe he shouldve gotten a big bunker instead or something
First time I played Brotherhood, I didn't know what to expect especially after 100% completing AC2 and getting all Monteriggioni upgrades. And then as soon as the attack happened, I thought there go all those florians down the toilet. But it was awesome to explore Monteriggioni as Desmond in modern day though.
What about when Astrid caused the dark brotherhood sanctuary to be torched to cinders in skyrim, or the rite of purification in oblivion when you have to make your own sanctuary a bit less safe for your fellow guildmembers.
Fun fact: I always skip the spoiler list in these videos to avoid spoiling the video for myself. I'm willing to bet I'm not the only one who does that.
A more unsettling one is when the corruption/black goo evil thing shows up in your mindscape/kingdom manager safe space in Fable 3. They possess your butler! Edit: been told it wasn’t your butler who gets possessed but your mentor. It’s been awhile- still creeped me out though! :D
hate to bust your bubble but Fable 3's butler 'Jasper' just disappears from your safe house (aptly named Sanctuary) it is the hero's mentor Sir Walter Beck that gets possessed.
Oh I remember my first time playing through that bit. I was already on edge because I was not expecting that hard turn into playing a horror game, and then I paused it... I FREAKED OUT
Ok, so I've noticed that I hardly laugh at any of these videos. That isn't a bad thing, I'm still thoroughly entertained. The conversation during the spoiler slide, though I didn't laugh per-say, I still think that was one of the most hilarious moments on this channel. That was good freaking comedy!
*HOW IN THE WORLD WAS SKYRIM NOT ON THIS LIST?!!* The destruction of the original Dark Brother Safe House was the first example that came to my mind, and one of the most memorable moments in the entire game. Hell, you didn't just lose the safe house, but most of your friends in the Brotherhood too.
When was the batcave ever secret? He must have had loads of contractors in to build it, and given there only seems to be one career option in Gotham (goons), I think every criminal must know where it is.
Originally, the bat cave was a natural cave (full of bats) under Wayne Manor that Batman and his allies just made small additions to over the years. Nothing was changed enough to require any kind of contractor to be hired. With the newer iterations of Batman, Bruce Wayne acts a bit unhinged at times as a means of excusing away a lot of things. Presumably, he hired contractors to build an underground bunker accessible from his home via secret passages to serve as a "safe room" in the event of a home invasion and as a bomb shelter in the event of a nuclear war, then added the Batman touch after it was done. So far as the contractors know, it is just a billionaire's safe room. So even if every goon in town knows about the "safe house", they don't know that Bruce Wayne is Batman and that the "safe house" they helped to build is now the batcave. When they last saw it, it was just a big empty bunker under a billionaire's house.
@@wolfofsummerbreeze maybe. I prefer to think that actually Alfred hired all of them and is paying all of batmans villains to pretend to be evil and get beaten up so Batman can think he's helping Gotham. That way we don't have to confront the fact that Bruce Wayne is a billionaire who invests all his money into new ways to beat up the mentally ill rather than make any lasting changes to the city.
I was so convinced Batman: Arkham Knight was going to be on this list! I mean, it makes sense not to have two Arkham games on the list, but there is a HUGE invasion of GCPD in the final act of the game.
Not sure it this counts, but what about the Sanctuary in Fable 3 during the encounters with the Crawler? Sure, the Sanctuary is basically your pause screen but you still move around it like in normal gameplay while changing your weapons, spells, clothes etc and the place basically becomes a shadowy horrorscape that blocks out half your options in there (those being your treasury, though you can still earn gold, and the Xbox Live room.)
Bloodborne! The one game where a graveyard feels like a safe calmy home, until right at the end where the house burns down, the old man wants to bag you, the giant floating nightmare moon demon wants you wheelchair bound, and your eternal reward for overcoming the entirety of the game is becoming a squid.
Or Jorvaskir when it’s attacked by the Silver Hand or the College at Winterhold when it’s attacked by the Altimer guy or...it seems like there was a lot of treachery in Skyrim
What about hollow knight? After you get your double jump, the easy forgotten crossroads becomes the infected crossroads that has stuff that strait up explodes in your face. Not to mention the crystal guardian in crystal peak taking up an entire bench so that you have to fight a boss. Or even in deepnest, where there is a nice bench, that when you sit in it, you get trapped and are sent to the beast's den.
XCOM Enemy Within. When the aliens launch a counter-raid on your base and you have to defend with random squaddies and a couple security guards against sectopods, mutons, and worse. Worse still if you get caught with all your senior soldiers in medbay, psionics testing, MEC upgrading, or gene modding. Absolute panic when it hit me the first time.
Seriously, the talking over the spoiler list is the best thing ever.
Agreed, truly a welcome evolution of the original format
Now I wish you could make a t-shirt from sound...
What if them contradicting the need of a spoiler list, is just them echoing the idea of an "unsafehouse", as that is the one location you don't expect to hear about spoilers? Hmmm...
@@darkangel21190 The depth! The meaning! Truly, this is a work of fine art.
This one was fine, but I usually prefer when they stay silent, however, the lampshading of the spoiler list was a welcome addition.
7 times our spoiler list was an actual spoiler itself
Beware spoilers for the following videos
you expect them to narrow it down to just 7?
None of their videos ever contain real spoilers tho. I mean maybe like 5% of them have "HUGE REVEALS that everyone already knows about" spoilers, like (Spoiler Warning) Lucy getting stabbed by Desmond at the end of Revelations or Brotherhood or whatever one it was. But most of the time it's like goofy stuff that doesn't involve the games' plot. Lol
@flurglhinge quite so
@@narcspector I think it's more the " x times you had to die for story reasons" (or whatever that video was called) which if you see the game on the spoiler list then you already know that your character dies, so the game being on the spoiler list gives spoilers before they even start talking about the game.
My version: The lobby in LEGO Star Wars when you hit someone.
Why the hell does this not have more likes
Mr. S Q U I D I have never seen words more true
This definitely needs more likes, I hate it when I accidentally hit someone there.
The cantina or the diner?
@@ZoobiethePopplio both
San andreas....
"YOU CAME TO THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL" had me paranoid any time I was in a safehouse after the first cutscene
Or when they destroyed the safe house on GTA IV, tho it was well deserved.
@@Hiroakee The place was trash anyway.
Or when Michaels house was attacked in GTA 5
Or how police can run into the first hotel in vice city if you decide to hang in the lobby or otherwise not immediately save or shake the wanted level
on San Andreas. Im thinking of Madd Dogg's mansion since the cops can come in and shoot you
Can we all appreciate the fact that in time that Ezio spent pulling up his pants Catarina Sforza managed to get dressed (in a corset no less) AND formulated a plan for a counter attack.
Yes but I don’t want to
The woman knows how to be efficient, that's for sure. 😆
@@dracawyn she managed orgies as well ..
Seriously corsets suck to put on. Worth it but not worth it
Thats the power of Catarina
“Problem with Nazis, no manners! I mean, that’s one of the problems, definitely not the main one.” -Mike Channell, 2019
A less important but none the less is a lost safehouse:
Watch Dog when your cozy little motel got invaded by Mafia and then you have to live in containers across the map
Well you do end up getting an entire island too
@@mourningzombie9770 Fair trade imo.
For as bad as Watch Dogs was, that was actually a well done thing. I'm dead sure it's intentionally done at a point where you get used to driving back to the same place, just to throw you off. Because having a safehouse taken before you get used to it is meaningless.
I mean at least there's no more rent
Luke Huynh i didnt get there yet... will that happen?
I can’t believe you didn’t mention the Haven from Dragon Age Inquisition! The place is literally called Haven and then Corypheus comes in and absolutely wrecks it, possibly killing most of the NPCs. I was pretty surprised it happened after seemingly solving all the problems, seeing the sky and finding allies...
To be fair Haven was once the home of a bunch of dragon cultists and well the Warden aka the protagonist of the first game usually steamrolls the town cause cultists = loot + experience so Haven is probably a pretty trash name at this point should be called assault point A.
Also the camp in Dragon Age Origins, it gets invaded by darkspawn
Out of curiosity, how many npcs are you talking about?
Because I’m pretty sure the majority of npcs could be saved, you just have to solve the puzzle of getting to them or fight faster before they get overrun
@@Norinia if i remember correctly most of the named npcs survived but definitely not all and its i think in the lore a lot more ppl lived in Haven than in the game because that's usually the case with games, computational limitations you know, and yeah i would say that maybe 1/5th of the ppl in Haven at the time survived. This was mostly based on memory so correct me if you have any more well researched information
@@Norinia As I remember there are.... Four? Npcs you could lose during the attack. The quartermaster, the barkeep, a Templars Knight and the healer.... All of whom you can chat with and learn about their lives. I think I lost two of them, the healer and the quartermaster.
At the end when he said "If you found this video a nice safe place to relax-" I was expecting the video to end with someone jumping up and 'attacking' "Oh no, this safe place was ruined, oh no, aaaaah.'
In Payday 2
There's a "mission" called Safehouse raid
And you need to protect your safehouse and cash from waves of cops
A literal unsafehouse
Seriously!? I've never seen that one!
thought i was the only one
Why is it so hard
@@rijeshk.p.6406 What? You have the option to lower the difficulty and to avoid it altogether. There's no punishment for skipping it either, so I just don't bother with it.
Finally someone else who thought of Payday 2 safe house raids.
“One half of the city is on fire and the other half has fallen over.”
Sounds like an absolutely class night out in glasgow to be honest hahaa
Sableagle “what were those guys that tried to attack glasgow airport thinking trying to bring religious war to glasgow? They didn’t even have a football team!” Kevin Bridges
Sounds like the normal state of East Kilbride...
Why is this not a Rockstar game yet?
Me listening to the last line in the assassins creed one: That voice sounds all too familiar... Wait- _Oh no_ *Portal 2 flashbacks*
Ninja Skeletronix portal phobia
They sound alike but they're different voice actors
@LMT Stewart Shaun's voiced by Daniel Wallace, not Stephen Merchant
"The evil within 2 is a game brimming with stuff too horrible to show."
*shows clip of monster*
"Don't show it!"
I laughed way too hard at this!
You laughed, I genuinely felt a stab of fear, lol! I didn't brace myself in time!
I dont know about you, But I'm starting to believe the cat did it.
Literally read this as the scene came on
I died laughing too for some reason 😂
May be it's how he says it with such chill, like less of its scary and more of "I told you not to do that"
Kirkman's Law: if a safehouse/safe haven exists in a game, book, show or film, it will inevitably become unsafe in order to advance the plot
Usually also resulting in said safe house being pretty much sacked and burned to the ground too. And half the time someone dies for good measure
So it has plot armor until its unnecessary? Explains the railroad in fallout 4.
Dark brotherhood sanctuary in Skyrim? Feels less like a “sanctuary” when everything is on fire...
Though I believe that becomes safe again, so Im not sure it counts.
You get a new safe house that you upgrade, but yea, basically the old one just becomes a hollowed out burnt husk, not much of a house when my clothes are ash 😂
@Diamond Frieza Pretty sure the Falkreath one becomes safe again after you kill almost everyone.
@@jaredcrabb It just becomes desolate for the rest of the game and nothing respawns in it.
Borderlands 2:
"Sanctuary" gets the hell bombed out of it by a megalomaniac billionaire while you frantically run around trying to get the city to fly
Yeah but you can't actually die during that segment.. I mean.. Unless you reeeeeally try?
What about when Hector takes over in the Commander Lilith DLC? Surely that works a bit better than that example
@@aceilingfan1737 I was just going to mention that, lol. Sanctuary literally blew up and everyone barely escaped
Yes! I was thinking of exactly of those and was disappointed it wasn't in the list
I strongly agree
No mention of Haven from Dragon Age: Inquisition?
Invading army and corrupted dragon? What's unsafe about that?
@@CasualNotice Yeah! My landlord assures me it's 100% fine and normal
Ah yes,that place that got crushed like an ant hill by the dragon
Came down here to say that!
Such a cool story moment - that moment when you realize there’s so much more to the game. Skyhold is the best!
Dragon Age Origins, when you're attacked at camp
My entire play through of Evil Within 2 I was stressing that the safety of the safe room would be compromised and that made going into it more stressful than it was supposed to be.
I remember the Assassin’s Creed achievements for collecting all feathers, only to be given a cape which made you notorious everywhere you went (gee, thanks! 😒) which you had to wear in order to get the other achievement.
well Ezio's family was publicly executed and Ezio himself was branded a criminal so yeah makes sense wearing the Auditore family cape would bring heavy attention to urself... tbh its the fault of anyone who put it on not expecting to be shanked by every guard not the game's. XD
@@gblakney1 and this is why some games can actually make sense once and a while...
@Argonne that’s a good point, never thought of it like that.
@@StefanoRobbo nice, but that's the only way to think about it lol. It is literally the same concept as wearing full gang uniform in the neighbourhood of a rival gang. Only ends 1 way.
And yet, I still got the platinum
"It's always the bloody Borgia!" I want this as a t-shirt! 😂
All of Europe in the renaissance be like:
The town of Haven in Dragon Age Inquisition. It’s the perfect place to relax, talk to companions, and buy or sell loot. But then it gets invaded by Corypheus and his minions and several people die if you don’t get them out in time.
When a tank destroyed the safe house door in Left 4 Dead
RIP
Spooked me
@@JimmehRulez it can only happen if you take the bar of the door
Right? I was super low on health twords the end of a map and heard tank music and ran like hell to the safe room thinking I was safe in there but nope. In the middle of healing a tank busted through the door and beat my ass to death.
Payday 2, your literal “safe house” can get invaded by cops
Yup
And yet after killing hundreds of cops we will tell them. “Nothing was found here.” Where they believe us.
....Then they invaded the safe house the next day like nothing ever happened.
Going to drop my crazy theory that Dallas is a Time Lord, here, ok, thanks.
yes was super surprised payday2 didnt make the list
@@punkypink83 I mean, the game goes out of its way to let you know your safehouse is being attacked before the attack happens and dealing with it is totally optional. All the ones on this list are basically the safehouse being attacked out of nowhere and you have to fight off the attackers, so maybe there was a requirement that it be something unexpected and dramatic, not the game's equivalent of daily chores around the house and pest control.
No shet
The first village from "The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword". The only place in the world not overrun by monsters, suddenly overrun by monsters and ghosts.
And then it turned out it was a silent realm THE ENTIRE TIME.
And THEN it turned out to be home to a puzzle box full of EEEEEVIL! (Sky keep)
One of the first “safe” havens I thought of was the dark brotherhoods cave in Skyrim and how it’s gets invaded by those soldiers near the end of that quest line.
I never completed that questline
In Dragon Age Inquisition when Haven is absolutely ransacked by a massive army lead by a red lyrium obsessed freak and his dragon 🤦🏻♀️
I rather liked the part after Haven. Gave me chills. And Haven wasn't that great of a place anyway xP
You mean those guys werent there for wacky Wednesday?
I didn't like Haven tbh,skyhold was when I actually felt like I had a base
Dragon Age Origins, too, when your encampment is attacked by Shriekers
Contevent that doesn’t really count, that’s a small attack by low level so called assassin darkspawn when you have a whole group of highly trained killers, and it’s a one time thing that everyone literally remarks upon after, for example Zevran says: “no traps or poisons? *scoff* some assassins”
Besides the camp is always in a different place despite having the same map every time, Haven is an actual base for an Army, and is completely destroyed
Dragon Age: Inquisition has one of the most spectacular "unsafehouse" moments. Not everyday one of those gets invaded by a huge army, scorched by a dragon and then completely buried in a freaking avalanche.
Dragon Age: Inquisition? Your first home base is literally called “Haven” but then winds up under an avalanche after the big bad ambushes you and your posse of trusted companions (NOT YOU SOLAS!)
Literally the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the title of this video.
First thing I thought of too!
Untrustworthy egg he is
In Dragon Age Origins the players camp can get attacked by Shrieks
& Blackwall
“Manners is Definitely not the main problem.”
I dunno, genocide is pretty much undisputedly at the top of the “Most absolutely rude things to do” list.
I'm pretty sure that's what he was saying when he said that.
Of course, for they maketh man.
I feel we're missing Resident Evil 2 (either version) when Mr. X decides that he wants to just drop on in and say hello.
Thats more of a safe room than a safe house but yeah, I agree.
Jack did the same thing in re7
What about Saints Row: The Third, when your penthouse party is crashed by assassin strippers
UndeadPhoenix21 Best mission
And S.T.A.G
This was what I clicked on the video for!
Taking over the penthouse to power was fucking amazing
@Budget any idea how hard it is to get assassin stripper blood out of the carpet?
What about in Mass Effect 2 when the Collectors overtake the Normandy, kidnapping nearly all of the crew except for Joker?
Or when the Collectors destroy SR-1 Normandy?
@@FarkasAbel91 I feel like the Collectors boarding your ship makes it feel more unsafe since. Just my opinion
Yeah real dick move Collectors! Making me chase you to save my friends in time... otherwise I have to watch them turn into goop.... T.T
Or Mass Effect 3 in the Citadel DLC when your evil clone steals the ship and you have to break in using a sonic --dildo-- toothbrush
@@DeathGodRiku
Well, I mean at least you have a chance to retake a captured ship and make it safe again... not so much with a ship going down in flames.
That part where Andy kept on suspecting the cat reminded me of whose line where Colin kept on saying to use the cat to fix the bernuse. Haha
That was hilarious
"...and not the kind of tall boys that are filled with 16oz of delicious beer"
You sure about that Mike, I'm pretty sure every guard in Dishonored has at least double that in them at any given time :p
Nonsense, the Dunwall city guard only drink whiskey, usually with cigars.
Where’s Saints Row 3’s mission “Trojan Whores”? Your safe house is infiltrated by a few dozen prostitute assassins while you and the crew are having a party. That was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the name of the list lol
"prostitute assassins"? sounds like something that belongs in Deadpool tbh. XD
Argonne if anything, Deadpool sounds like a Saints Row character lmao. He would be perfectly at home in Saints Row. If you haven’t already, I highly recommend it. As far as I’m aware, no other game allows you to run up to a guy with a giant purple dildo bat and smack him into the moon.
@@reaperofthings Actually Nolan North (whom also voiced Deadpool) is a voice you can pick for your character 😎
Robert Turner I actually forgot about that lol
I was a bit busy with the character creator, I made myself as close to Kinzie as possible, Natasha Romanov AKA Black Widow etc
I played Saints Row 2 and onward as a chick with green anime hair and no pants or panties. She dressed even skimpier then those assassin whores.
I also liked making her ride a motorcycle while bottomless like that. I'd imagine she'd be much more sensitive to the bike's vibrations while naked from the waist down.
The part in Dragon Age Inquisition when Haven got attacked always gets me. I love Skyhold, but Haven will always have a special place in my heart.
How many times was the Normandy declared “unsafe” by the collectors? Yet no mention of it🔫
Resident Evil 3, when the nemesis violated the sanctity of the save rooms.
You mean when 'feel the tense' started to sound in safe rooms while Nemesis was close?
Nemesis never goes into safe rooms but his music still plays when he's VERY close for comfort.
@@slapstickcomedy2.061 It varies by playthrough, but either the Nemesis or a Hunter-type monster follows you into a safe room at one point in 3.
@@tba113 I don't remember that at all and it's been 6 months since I played the game. Unless you're talking about the mercenaries mode.
RE3 changed up a bunch of things from the classic formula. The not-a-QTE choices you make, the routes you pick, and the order of what steps you do things in all figure in to what happens. Certain endings even depend on the number of times you've played through the game. It's kind of amazing what they did to make it possible for each playthrough to be a little different and encourage exploration. It's entirely possible to have a bunch of playthroughs where you never run into the unsafe safe room.
Dying Light, when Dr.Zera's safehouse is attacked by Rai's men, or when Jeff the gas guy blows up his own base due to his appocalypse wall...
That Rainbow Gamer, is that a sound of another runner that I hear?
That Rainbow Gamer YES
Came here to comment this!!
Sanctuary from Borderlands 2! They had to make an entire DLC to explain how the Crimson Raiders carried on after it was raided... for the SECOND TIME
And sanctuary from borderlands 3
Grove Street. Home. At least it was before "The Green Sabre" mission...
Just saying y’all forgot one of my favorites Freedom fighters where for half the game, your base is the central sewer system, until you get “betrayed” by a soviet sleeper agent who kidnapped all of your fellow freedom fighters. And you have to fight out your way out and the rest of the game is just trying to get people back, and over coming Soviet occupation
I’m shook that you guys didn’t include the fall of the Last City from Destiny 2. Shook. Sure, we got a new one but the Tower falling to Cabal was very emotional for me seeing as we spent so much time here in D1.
That opening scene wrecked me a little bit. And playing through, going from being a super-powered badass to having your powers ripped away and trying to survive in an empty wasteland after failing to save your home? Oh man.
GTA V?
Michael’s house...
@ Rkland Thanks, I forgot that one.
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!!!!
@@veeteam1954 ah a man of culture I see, although that traitor got what was coming to him. Grove Street 4 Life!!!
Man the time when the penitus oculatus stormed the Dark brotherhood's sanctuary floored me. I really came to love that place
Dragon Age Inquistotion: Haven. Played it recently and that is definitely a instance where your lose your safehouse.
Still mad about not being able to save everyone with my first Inquisitior :c
What about Dragon Age Origins if you play a Dalish elf and your buddy Tamlen comes to visit your camp? I can't remember if you get the encounter with other wardens but the Dalish warden at the very least has the Shriek ambush, and after the battle is over Tamlen appears.
What about red dead redemption 2? And literally every camp in the game.
THIS IS THE PINKERTON DETECTIVE AGENCY!
Yes dude literally. The biggest one was the attack on the camp in Lemoyne
What about the attack on lakay
What about the attack on lakay
Honestly. I'm surprised it didn't get on the list.
Dead Space two, getting attacked at a docking station/workbench about gave me a heart attack. Or in deadspace one when you get attacked in the elevator. That whole series did a great job of making you feel somewhat safe and then smacking you across the face.
"Guess safehouse ain't so safe"
- Irish , battlefield 4 character
Tombstone, on the move.
"Don't @ me" - Alfred's dying words
Mark Simpson hi
Wa
I am so late but it would be wrong for me to not mention Dragon Age: Inquisition when Haven gets hit and you go on a long walk to skyhold
I have a few more:
Borderlands 2
Dead Rising 2
Resident Evil 3
Saints Row 3
Skyrim
Destiny 2
Votex_Sin6 destiny 2
Minecraft
Cryptosporidium-137 when you forgot to put a torch at that one dark spot
Why is this list filled with so many 2's and 3's? It's literally half the list!
Wait what happed in RE3? Shouldn’t be asking this cause of remake but...
Not even a mention of Dragon Age: Origins Party Camp? you get ambushed by Shrieks shortly before the Landsmeet
Voracious Learner Eh. That’s more of a temporary inconvenience. A handful of Darkspawn aren’t a real threat to two Grey Wardens, a powerful witch, two assassins and Oghren’s big swinging cod.
@@Cailus3542 You forgot the giant rock monster.
@@Cailus3542 No doubt everyone can smack down a few Shrieks for me (and by extension my Warden) it was more oh sh*t we're running out of time
Yeah.. well if you've been beefing up your army like you supposed to be doing not just taking into the account those Shrieks attack the ALPHA squad of your forces. BUT your whole army seem to get to the point they can take them on.. by themselves. Making those Wraiths basically on a 1 way trip, suicide mission they almost gotta know they're gonna die. I practically spent the big epic battle running around the battlefield watching my vengeful, heroic army go apeshit killing almost all the trolls, orcs and goblins before I ever got there to swing my axe or sword..
Enchantment!
Dead Rising 2, where close to the end the safehouse is being breached by loads of zombies and you gotta fix the door.
PAYDAY 2, where the safehouse gets raided more often than it should, and although optional, shouldn't be overlooked.
GTA V, where Devin Weston sends Merryweather Mercs into Micheals house to kill his family.
MGSV where new Mother Base gets attacked to show you that you probably should invest in stealing some weapon emplacements... that never get used.
The High Ground is always safe from the unworthy
Hello there
Its almost never a happy landing attacking the high ground
Does that mean Darth maul was unworthy
@@loganmatthews5956 yes
Not from artillery range or orbital cannons.
Fable III, by the end, when The Sanctuary, your pause room, that is safe at all times, is filled with the darkness, and your rather lovely butler is kidnapped? No mentions to that?
That was the first thing I thought of when I saw this. Still gives me the creeps thinking about it 😭
Honorable mention: that one workbench in Dead Space in front of the vent that a Necromorph pops out of as soon as you interact with the workbench. Rest in peace. I was having a chill game until then.
Skyrim's Dark Brotherhood comes to mind when you get sold out, or even Oblivion's DB when you have to kill everyone else
Or the Giants/Bandits who attack your home in the Hearthfire DLC...
Yeah, Dark Brotherhood Sanctuaries are not safe *at all*.
@@insomniacbritgaming1632 Not to mention the skeevers you occasionally get in the basement.
Well it's still safe for you in oblivion db but Benoures manor comes to mind after a nice nap you get haunted 😱😱😱
What about whenever the Pinkertons or O'Driscal Gang gatecrash your camp in Red Dead Redemption 2?
@Zayd Khan and I always get ambushed 4 seconds after leaving the first camp.
Heck what about Marston's final battle in the first one? He upheld his part of the bargain and they stormed onto his ranch to murder him and Uncle...not that anyone cared about Uncle
@@sampaiswrath1777 LuMbAnGo!
I know the Main Hall in RE:7 wasn’t a ‘safe room’ per se, but the first time Jack Baker followed me in there I nearly shat myself.
What about Haven in Dragon Age: Inquisition? Sure it’s technically a safe village, but Corypheus still wrecked the place with the mages/Templars and forced you to move.
Aaaand your camp in DA: Origins. Great until the last few nights.
I posted a comment like ten minutes ago about the exact same thing but I guess haven isn't a main base because other wise it would prob be on this list
What about borderlands 2, when Jack forces sanctuary to fly away and then in borderlands 2: commander lilith and the fight for sanctuary?
in bl2 sanctuary is still safe, just needed to move.
@@98Emile Not safe, it needed a new power-cell, and was under bombardment when the shield went down.
Surprised fight for sanctuary wasn’t in the list tbh
@@jessebray1940 FFS was probably the best dlc tied with DragonKeep
ikr.
It might not exactly fit but I've always gotten that sort of terrified reaction to Hyrule Castle Town in Ocarina of Time when going from the past to the future for the first time. No matter how often I play the game that still hits me every time.
Also the Silent Hill music seems to include artificial tinnitus, it sounds really weird on top of actual tinnitus.
Part of me is really excited that you included Hitman 2: Silent Assassin.
The other part of me is reinstalling Hitman 2: Silent Assassin.
Mass Effect 2, The Collectors are the worst house guests ever.
Also arguably kind of happens in 3 with the citadel
For sure
i want to kill my wife I mean let’s be honest, just ignore the last half an hour and it was pretty great. Not as amazing as 2, but certainly an example of a good game with a bad reputation
I think compared to Andromeda (which is so mind-numbing I couldn't even FORCE myself through it, and I OWN it, and I best the Trilogy and got the good endings) ME3 is quite the masterpiece. Original ending notwithstanding.
On the bright side, they definitely leave the ship cleaner than they found it.
Amnesia: The Dark Decent. That game gave my heart a proper test and yet I still panicked like hell when the pretty safe room become a fleshy mess.
Mass effect 2 when the Normandy is attacked by collectors.
CookieTV! Rip
And before that, when it's blown up!
@@Fpwc2 that was the SR-1
The SR-2 fits the criteria for this list
Jup that's definitely A Honorable mention they should do it here
On 2 occasions in the same game. 1st Shepard is killed so a new ship is built while Shepard is getting regenerated, then the 2nd ship is attacked and most of your crew is killed or kidnapped >
Payday 2's safe house. Feels like it's being raided every other day.
Thats probably because it indeed is raided every day.
T h e s a f e h o u s s
Little late to the party, but Bogano in Jedi Fallen Order is breathtaking, relatively safe, and peaceful.
Until you collect the holocron, and suddenly you’ve got an inquisitor to fight and a small army of storm troopers between you and your ship.
And they stay there until the end of the game 😅
If you ever do a "commentor's edition" for this, how about Destiny 2, which starts with the Tower from the first game being destroyed by the Cabal?
or the whole Safe House Raid in Payday 2
@@yooloo33 Exactly!
I was looking for that comment. Yes, you literally fight through the ruins of your loved(or maybe hated) safehouse that is all up in flames now. Loved the start of the Red War campaign.
This has strong second list potential:
- The Normandy in ME2 (twice, considering the SR1 gets annihilated at the start)
- HQ from Xcom: Enemy Within where the aliens decide actually attacking you might be wise
Just to name two.
Mike payday 2 can also be on there
Dead rising 2: when zombie storm the place
Or even ME3 in the Citadel expansion when the Normandy is taken by your clone
Or if you count the Citadel itself.... its straight up stolen! Honestly thought they'd get a mention when i clicked the video
Don't forget the classic Perfect Dark 64! When the aliens attack the base which literally doubles as the mission menu and player interface.
@@frozenjune83 How could I? The music when it happens is one of the best remixes in the game!
This is first vid I watched from you guys and loved your commentary! You had me cracking up through the whole vid!
What about borderlands 2, where you’re literally bombarded from the sky by rockets from an enemy base in space?
Ikr
Then the DLC
@@randomdude6376 kk
@@randomdude6376 which one was it? Fight for sanctuary or something like that.
that and the Safe House Raid in Payday 2
What about Saints Row 4, when after losing Kinzie, like adding insult to injury also attack your ship and you have to defend it from the zin, to be honest the crib/hq has been attacked in all the game
I think it also happened in Saints Row 2.
Could be wrong, though, cause it's been a while since I last played it.
@@Gallant_Silver Yeah. The Ronin attack your base but you kill most of them and regain it.
Saints Row 3s Trojan Whores mission lol
Stripper assassins
Happens in saints row 1 too
every Saints Row game has that problem
Haven from DAI. Sometimes closing a door does not stop a dragon, Cullen.
The original Evil Within had a scarier safehouse. When you look a the painting and then suddenly Ruvik chases you.
How about in payday 2 when it seems like your safe house is raided every other week
Actually, the cooldown for that is 3 days, so its twice every week.
Jason -117 Honestly I think Hoxton screwed us over with that home, we were doing just fine at that laundromat! Maybe he shouldve gotten a big bunker instead or something
I mean even the laundromat wasn't perfect... There's literally a mission called Safe House Nightmare that takes place there
i didn't defend my safe house for a long time
i can imagine the cops just chilling in my safehouse like the payday gang is not even there
First time I played Brotherhood, I didn't know what to expect especially after 100% completing AC2 and getting all Monteriggioni upgrades. And then as soon as the attack happened, I thought there go all those florians down the toilet.
But it was awesome to explore Monteriggioni as Desmond in modern day though.
Wait, what about the motel in Hitman: Absolution?
It technically wasn't a safehouse, but it definitely changed into an unsafehouse
What about when Astrid caused the dark brotherhood sanctuary to be torched to cinders in skyrim, or the rite of purification in oblivion when you have to make your own sanctuary a bit less safe for your fellow guildmembers.
Fun fact: I always skip the spoiler list in these videos to avoid spoiling the video for myself. I'm willing to bet I'm not the only one who does that.
A more unsettling one is when the corruption/black goo evil thing shows up in your mindscape/kingdom manager safe space in Fable 3. They possess your butler!
Edit: been told it wasn’t your butler who gets possessed but your mentor. It’s been awhile- still creeped me out though! :D
ALFRED!
Well, it's still perfectly safe.
hate to bust your bubble but Fable 3's butler 'Jasper' just disappears from your safe house (aptly named Sanctuary) it is the hero's mentor Sir Walter Beck that gets possessed.
Oh I remember my first time playing through that bit. I was already on edge because I was not expecting that hard turn into playing a horror game, and then I paused it... I FREAKED OUT
@@little_valkyrie For all the lighthearted fun it's wrapped up in, Fable does go quite grim dark at times.
"that's on you, brass section" is my new motto in life
Ok, so I've noticed that I hardly laugh at any of these videos. That isn't a bad thing, I'm still thoroughly entertained.
The conversation during the spoiler slide, though I didn't laugh per-say, I still think that was one of the most hilarious moments on this channel. That was good freaking comedy!
*HOW IN THE WORLD WAS SKYRIM NOT ON THIS LIST?!!*
The destruction of the original Dark Brother Safe House was the first example that came to my mind, and one of the most memorable moments in the entire game. Hell, you didn't just lose the safe house, but most of your friends in the Brotherhood too.
Or you kill them.
All except 2 or 3 (depending on if you killed a certain someone who can become a companion, if an annoying one).
When was the batcave ever secret? He must have had loads of contractors in to build it, and given there only seems to be one career option in Gotham (goons), I think every criminal must know where it is.
I think we are supposed to believe he built it himself.
@@wolfofsummerbreeze The moral of Batman is that poor people don't exist, and billionaires really do do all the work themselves.
Comic book don't make sense, none of them do, it's old news since 1950.
Originally, the bat cave was a natural cave (full of bats) under Wayne Manor that Batman and his allies just made small additions to over the years. Nothing was changed enough to require any kind of contractor to be hired.
With the newer iterations of Batman, Bruce Wayne acts a bit unhinged at times as a means of excusing away a lot of things. Presumably, he hired contractors to build an underground bunker accessible from his home via secret passages to serve as a "safe room" in the event of a home invasion and as a bomb shelter in the event of a nuclear war, then added the Batman touch after it was done. So far as the contractors know, it is just a billionaire's safe room. So even if every goon in town knows about the "safe house", they don't know that Bruce Wayne is Batman and that the "safe house" they helped to build is now the batcave. When they last saw it, it was just a big empty bunker under a billionaire's house.
@@wolfofsummerbreeze maybe. I prefer to think that actually Alfred hired all of them and is paying all of batmans villains to pretend to be evil and get beaten up so Batman can think he's helping Gotham. That way we don't have to confront the fact that Bruce Wayne is a billionaire who invests all his money into new ways to beat up the mentally ill rather than make any lasting changes to the city.
I was so convinced Batman: Arkham Knight was going to be on this list! I mean, it makes sense not to have two Arkham games on the list, but there is a HUGE invasion of GCPD in the final act of the game.
I love how the cat is being blamed for Sebastian's room xD
"For all of which, the cat is conveniently absent..."
How about in Skyrim when the Penitus Oculatus invade and destroy the Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary?
I was thinking about that.
Or the time the player invaded the Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary and killed everyone? That was the best.
You know that little vampire girl? She lives at the end of the quest and it makes me wonder if she will make an appearance in es6
@@yugitrump435
Why would she leave Skyrim?
@@JayHartin What?
Not sure it this counts, but what about the Sanctuary in Fable 3 during the encounters with the Crawler? Sure, the Sanctuary is basically your pause screen but you still move around it like in normal gameplay while changing your weapons, spells, clothes etc and the place basically becomes a shadowy horrorscape that blocks out half your options in there (those being your treasury, though you can still earn gold, and the Xbox Live room.)
Bloodborne!
The one game where a graveyard feels like a safe calmy home, until right at the end where the house burns down, the old man wants to bag you, the giant floating nightmare moon demon wants you wheelchair bound, and your eternal reward for overcoming the entirety of the game is becoming a squid.
Harith Azmi The graveyard you’re referring to Is the Hunter’s Dream. 🌙
it err... makes sense in context.. honest reader.
Raging Raving 😂😅
Speaking as someone who has never played Bloodborne... WHAT THE HECK??!!
@@LtBasil its a *LOOONG* story u likely dont have the attention span for. XD
The fact that Red Dead Redemption 2 isn't on this list when the Pinkertons show up every time you think you found a secure area is surprising
seriously dude, i was expecting rdr2 on the list
You too Alfred I don't pay you to lie around" is just the most hilarious thing ever 😂🤣
What about the Assasin's Lair in Skyrim? Everything was fine until it got destroyed and almost everyone else died.
Or Jorvaskir when it’s attacked by the Silver Hand or the College at Winterhold when it’s attacked by the Altimer guy or...it seems like there was a lot of treachery in Skyrim
The bunker in Nier: Automata
The plane in Splinter Cell: Blacklist
The spaceship in Ratchet and Clank (the new version)
What about those?
your first safe house pre-mission area in Black Ops 3
I don't remember what you're talking about in Ratchet and Clank.
@@Dennis-nc3vw I'm thinking of the attack on the Starship Phoenix in UYA, but I don't know what they're talking about.
I, I feel like Nier, was a little less of something unplanned than the rest...
What about hollow knight?
After you get your double jump, the easy forgotten crossroads becomes the infected crossroads that has stuff that strait up explodes in your face.
Not to mention the crystal guardian in crystal peak taking up an entire bench so that you have to fight a boss.
Or even in deepnest, where there is a nice bench, that when you sit in it, you get trapped and are sent to the beast's den.
Saints row the 3rd, that was hilarious when they boys 'party guests' turned out to be assassins.
Lol i felt betrayed in that one
heh, Dishonored = "Then head on over to the Winchester and wait for all of this to blow over"
Sounds like a plan
XCOM Enemy Within. When the aliens launch a counter-raid on your base and you have to defend with random squaddies and a couple security guards against sectopods, mutons, and worse.
Worse still if you get caught with all your senior soldiers in medbay, psionics testing, MEC upgrading, or gene modding.
Absolute panic when it hit me the first time.
The first scene from Hitman 2: The Silent Assassin made me think I was watching a Source Filmmaker version of Avengers: Endgame.