A $3 Million 'Bonus' for one player? I'm Australian. Our football teams have an $8 Million Salary cap for an entire 42 man squad. Ouch. Our players risk brain damage too, and they even have to know how to kick a ball! Our fellas are ripped off. With a 22 game season, and more people attending than American Football, that's not a great look. But your TV advertisement sales blow ours out of the water...
But ticket prices to sporting events here have increased to such a level that only the well-to-do and the wealthy can afford to attend a game. There once was a time when a typical middle class person or family could go to games multiple times a season, but those days appear to be long past.
I love all sports but they all take a back seat during Football season. The NBA has a few hot teams that fans watch regularly and because of UA-cam we would rather watch highlights than the full games
Desi vs. "Keppler" was great, but I will continue to pitch for Hasan vs. Ronny on Sports War. 🤟 Host of CNAF: "No Desi, I'm the real stunt double for Tilda Swinton." 😅
Does believe Desi thinks she's better than a 3? Why does she look down on "3"s?. Though one shouldn't write humans on a number scale based off of their personal looks. Hopefully someone will enlighten her. A1
Thank you for continuing to pair this amazing duo!Even when Desi and Jordan are completely ridiculous, they are still brilliant!
They’re the best of the show currently. Focus should be on pushing them as much as possible
the insults and gambling jokes are so fantastic. this remains my favorite recurring segment!
1:26 that "Bad take, discount Joel Mchale" is 🔥
Or is McHale actually the discount "Keppler"? 😏
If he's a klep should that be 5 finger discount Joel McHale?
Love Sports War and it's so great that Desi is included in these now.
1:45 Desi trying so hard to stay in character after delivering that roast 😂❤❤
Kudos to both Desi and Jordan for keeping straight faces throughout this entire segment!
I like how they're split screen until the end where they're actually right next to each other.
Their insults are absolutely savage
Such a great recurring segment. The people demand more Sports War!
"Gambling. 20 Million homeless pepole can't be wrong!" 🤣
🤣🤣
one of the best segments in a long while, top notch hilarious
I've never heard of this segment and i cant get enough of the roast. The writers went all out and im here for it.
I love how cartoonishly savage sports war always is xD
Desi : "Bad take discount Joel McHale" 🤣🤣🤣
LOLOLOL,, "What your face looks like without a beard." Dying over here.
Or WITH a beard, back in the 70s!
This is one of the daily shows best casts
The E in D.E.I. was indeed the reason for hiring Desi. The E stands for excellence in this case!
Top two right here
Kosta is awesome also! 👍
These are my favorite to watch!!
Desi for president of something!
Absolutely f'ing hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
The audience is a little slow. They blew right past that 1970s beard joke.🤣
Love you guys.
Better than SNL weekend update.
is it wrong to to have a crush on Desi?
Not at all - she's hot AF 🔥🔥🔥
Desi is right on target!
This segment is heavily underrated 🤣🤣
Yes. We need more pure funny. Love these segments.
The Cheez It mascot officiated a wedding at the SC vs Illinois bowl game.
They did well but I feel like that segment was made for Ronny Chieng and Michael Kosts
I'm actually surprised by the extreme commercialization of colledge ball, shouldn't exist anymore.
Gosh, Desi is very vicious towards Jordan! Just relentless!😠
I like that in her! 😆
Two jocks screaming about ball inflation while you get a $50 M.V.P at sports clip?
'Merica.
great segment, you should use the same for other areas of the news (foreign policy, for instance).
LOVE this. You forgt t mention how our head coach Tay is back in town so we have three weeks to learn the new plays.
Love it.😂
I love Desi but Ronnie is a natural for this segment. Did he leave the show?
Yeah i prefer ronny !
I think he's touring right now
Kosta is the best Sports Warrior 😂
I love all of them, though Desi is hilarious
@@Grimerpr2016 yeah Desi is super funny and gorgeous too!
Btw about the intro, you two agreed with each other. Getting rid of the designated hitter( Desi) does mean everyone will hit( Jordan).
Where’s Ronnie? 😬👀
100% right
I thought the decline in the NBA would be more interest in the WNBA that kicked off in 24.
daisy is the swiss army knife of the daily show, she can do it all, even acting 5:52
I spent like 10 seconds trying to figure out who Daisy was before realizing you literally just mean Desi
@@julicoole potato potato 😗
eating buckeye Cereal waiting for the big game?
Love those nuts!
Jordan needs to be removed from the show, he said "correct". Time for Desi and Ronny now lol.
why does desi have the flag of german empire on her tie?
Desi!
Colbert Carrell vibes
So millionaire players take million or so from billionaire owners.
A $3 Million 'Bonus' for one player? I'm Australian. Our football teams have an $8 Million Salary cap for an entire 42 man squad. Ouch. Our players risk brain damage too, and they even have to know how to kick a ball!
Our fellas are ripped off. With a 22 game season, and more people attending than American Football, that's not a great look. But your TV advertisement sales blow ours out of the water...
But ticket prices to sporting events here have increased to such a level that only the well-to-do and the wealthy can afford to attend a game. There once was a time when a typical middle class person or family could go to games multiple times a season, but those days appear to be long past.
Professional athletes get paid way too much.
lol I could literally just watch them do 30 minutes of gambling cut to jokes.
I love all sports but they all take a back seat during Football season. The NBA has a few hot teams that fans watch regularly and because of UA-cam we would rather watch highlights than the full games
Desi vs. "Keppler" was great, but I will continue to pitch for Hasan vs. Ronny on Sports War. 🤟
Host of CNAF: "No Desi, I'm the real stunt double for Tilda Swinton." 😅
Stewart 2028
My bet is Jack the Ripper
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after desi's homicidal pastry fantasy at the end i wish they confirmed which serial killer her father was
Only fox is talking d.e.i.
I don't hear that anywhere else
Why she had a bad tie knot?
Desi's disturbing tangent on pop tarts makes a lot more sense when you remember she's the daughter of a serial killer.
Seriously though, which serial killer IS Desi's father? 👀
Expound
pro-athletes and team owners should get minimum wage
Well, I agree.
Are these 2 a couple?
Can't beat Ronny v Jordan.
This is just meh...
If only they could become a little less biased to the left they would sound more funny
Does believe Desi thinks she's better than a 3? Why does she look down on "3"s?. Though one shouldn't write humans on a number scale based off of their personal looks. Hopefully someone will enlighten her. A1