welp as you probably noticed there's a part at the beginning and towards the end of the video where the audio just cuts off. sorry about that, had some issues with youtube :( here's a transcript of the end in case you wondered how it went: - vote for me alexdre - no u ugly coconut I vote trombone - tHEn leTS DUeL - i am going to kill you - ok (bang) - oh no i killed him in case you wanted to see the video in all its glory here's a reupload: ua-cam.com/video/c5sYm7dRFzU/v-deo.html and yea sorry see you in another 3 years I guess
Alex: *has affair and pays money just to keep it a secret * Hairy kiwi, games medicine, ugly coconut: *claims he did fraud * Alex: I did no fraud I simply cheated on a lizard
Lol, I was first watching this in french class, silently in the corner, and i the only emo in my entire high school. I busted out laughing, and nobody there had seen me smile, for that matter laugh!
@@ShellOfGrief 1- You're not the only emo in your school, i can guarantee that. 2- Emos laugh, you are not a machine, you have had to laugh publicly some other time during the year. Its funny but please stop exaggerating your attitude. Im serious, but i don't exaggerate it.
Alexander: Now that Lauren’s is dead I have no gay love interest Jefferson: *YoU CaLlEd?* Alexander: I said *Love interest* not *lOw Interest* you *HaIrY KiWI*
every single time I hear that I truly die inside!!! I showed this and part one to my other Hamiltrash friends and they also died!!!!!!! XDXDXDXD Luv this vid and part one :D
Alexander: well everything has gone to hell a lizard hates me horde gay washing machine abandoned me At least I have my son Philip: dad I'm going to die
Peggy Saurus he’s my son and I love him but... Goddamnit Laurens. I went to see Hamilton today and when he died I accidentally said “Goddamnit Laurens” but not that loud
How to teach kids Hamilton Me: he said now I have no gay love interest, then trombone came and said “you called”, after Hamilton said I said love interest rest not low interest you hairy kiwi”
1:23 "i wanna be in the accomodation where it comes to existence, the accomodation where it comes to existence, the accomodation where it comes to existence,"
“now that Laurence is dead i have no gay love interest” “you called?” “ i said love interest not low interest you hairy kiwi” this is my new catchphrase
"Alexdre you got a letter from your boyfriend!" "For fuck's sake A lizard he is not my boyfriend!" "Wait no don't read it those are private!" "My dearest Alexdre, i died lol, XOXOXO, your boyfriend, Jon Laurs!"
welp
as you probably noticed there's a part at the beginning and towards the end of the video where the audio just cuts off. sorry about that, had some issues with youtube :(
here's a transcript of the end in case you wondered how it went:
- vote for me alexdre
- no u ugly coconut I vote trombone
- tHEn leTS DUeL
- i am going to kill you
- ok
(bang)
- oh no i killed him
in case you wanted to see the video in all its glory here's a reupload: ua-cam.com/video/c5sYm7dRFzU/v-deo.html
and yea
sorry
see you in another 3 years I guess
3 years?
Where will you be
@@tbegum5588 I recently go too into hamilton
Mister Artist in the room where it happens (making sure burr doesn’t get in)
@@pugsisterlocationsix9073*but burr is very good at pounding on the door*
The bløød łMøønł I know so they have guards at the room where it happens lol
Alexander: "Nobody needs to know"
HEY EVERYONE I HAD AN AFFAIR
69th like lol ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Maya I came as soon as I heard
This really makes sense.
this has 666 likes and im afraid
Alex: *has affair and pays money just to keep it a secret *
Hairy kiwi, games medicine, ugly coconut: *claims he did fraud *
Alex: I did no fraud I simply cheated on a lizard
Basically Hamilton is:
Act 1: win the war happy stuff.
Act 2: aaand it’s all gone to shit…
He said Macbeth one time...
you forgot the gay
so did lin manuel miranda QwQ
Alexander Hamilton : *exists *
Eliza:marry me pls
Hamilton : ok but ur sisters hoter than u
Uh, do you mean DDLC?
That’s pretty much every musical
"knock knock"
"Who's there"
" *Poor life decisions* "
Me too.
I have a feeling that's how mine shows up.
My poor life decision is called loneliness
Poor life decisions me too who?
-AnD pEgGy
This is how I will introduce my self from now on.
no one is talking about how peggy’s head is just a carrot. this is the content i am here for
YourFamilyDoge .....you bald mango....ITS “AnD vEgGiE” don’t disrespect me like that peasant human
you mean veggie's head
ITS VEGGIE
someone said my name?
Well she is Veggie
"At least I still have my s-"
"Pops, I'm going to die"
Phillip wtf?!
Pops I died
@@heyitsadrenaline5639 P H I L I P N O
It’s noisy downcity
@jackmichael285 apologies accepted
*Knock Knock*
Alexander: Who's there?
Maria: Poor Life Decisions
I can't
Mcaidanwolf 17 oh
Fuck
Now pay me or I tell ur lizard
SAME
666th like
Me neither
"I didn't fraud I just cheated on my wife lol"
In the backround "And Alex got better but his mother went quick"
“what the actual fuck Alexander”
Yes put ya subtitles on
Lol, I was first watching this in french class, silently in the corner, and i the only emo in my entire high school. I busted out laughing, and nobody there had seen me smile, for that matter laugh!
Nooo
@@ShellOfGrief 1- You're not the only emo in your school, i can guarantee that.
2- Emos laugh, you are not a machine, you have had to laugh publicly some other time during the year.
Its funny but please stop exaggerating your attitude. Im serious, but i don't exaggerate it.
“I look like your dead boyfriend dad wtf”
Oh no he found out
No now I legit want to now wut happened
Laurens is phillip’s real mom. 😔
@@olivialesbian1578 y e s
Lmao
" *GODDAMNIT LAURENS!* "
" *my name is Poet I am a phillip.* "
" *what the f@$) did you just say about Me you little bitch!?* "
Pops, I am going to D I E.
You can write rymes but I can't write mine
*I said love interest not low interest you hairy kiwi*
j o n l a u r s
*games medicine*
_trombone anderson_
a l i z a r d
*alexdre “salamander” hamilotn*
and
_poor life decisions_
And poet
Joregay Washingmachine: Why are you watching this and we know but madison dies?
Alexdre: Trombone sucks off the French and hates me.
and person burr
salaxander*
Herucles Muscleman
"now that my bf is dead i have no gay love interest"
"you called?"
"i said love interest not low interest you hairy kiwi"
i fo RGOT HOW TO BREATH E
SorbetSosara I love that part!
I almost choked at that part lmao
Jamilton in a nutshell
That one line is the BEST
SorbetSosara i saw that and now the image of a person wheezeing in between words
It's 4/20 where i live and this comment has 420 likes
When they said everyone is sad Jefferson and Eliza were smiling...lol..
I love your profile picture
so was john laurens-
@@ittebutteries880 ...
So was Hamilton lol
Don't you mean Trombone
"I just cheated on my wife lol"
*silence*
'In the background: and Alex got better but his mother went quick'
lol it should Alex got better (at cheating) and Eliza went quick
2:08
I TOOK A DRINK OF WATER THEN SPIT IT OUT LOL
It’s went quiet 🤣
😂😂
"What the actual f*** Alexander" is basically all the fans during act 2
YES!
He forgot abt labaguette 😭
My name is poet
I am a Phillip
And I look like ur dead bf wtf dad
I LOST IT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh no he found out
Eliza, what did you do?
That's relatable
*passes by this comment while that plays*
Oh no he found out
It scares me sometimes that Phillip and John Laurens are played by the same person
Yeah... I be mad sus that Alex misinterpreted “take a break”
*Knock knock*
Who's there
*poor life decisions*
Well that's my life in a nutshell.
Thomas is a hairy kiwi
Goerge is a bald mango
But it’s okay because I am a stunning pomegranate!!!!
June Sings Aaron burr is an ugly coconut
Dont forget burr is an ugly coconut
Hammy is just a roasted ham
Burr the ugly coconut, Thomas the hairy kiwi, George the bald mango, and me, the stunning pomegranate!
No pomegranates NO NO NO NO NO POMEGRANATES
"but at least I have my son"
"Pops I'm going to die"
"Phillip wtf"
Philip no
apologies accepted
Vote for me
No u ugly coconut i vote trombone
Ok
absolutely nobody:
kit kat commercials: let's break a take
WHY- NO STOP
@@lixian3815 don’t you mean…… Non-stop?
@@margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486 wtf
@@Grapesodatime ?
@@margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486 that pun was so bad 😂
"Now everyone is sad."
*background music screams "ALEXANDER HAMILTON"*
"666 likes"- aND PEGGY-
ThatOne RandomGirl *vEGGIE
lEGGY
Eggy
Leggy
Maria: Knock Knock
Alex: Who’s there?
Maria: *_P o o r_* *_L i f e_* *_D e c i s i o n_*
In the ocular of the water tornado is silence ...
*HEY EVERYONE I HAD AN AFFAIR*
Burr: *in sassy voice* What did I tell you?
Hamilton: NOTHING...
Angelica: frick u, salaxandre
Alexander: "I cheat on my wife pls don't tell guys."
Jefferson: Ok
Madison: Ok
Hamilton: Fine i'll do it myself.
thats it. that’s act 2
goddammit laurens
what? :D
John Laurens stop dying.
Yes John STOP DYING
Tumor_Kind why are there three john laurens here
John Laurens oh ok
Hams: now that Laurens is dead I have no gay love interest.
Jefferson: you called
Hams: I said love interest not low interest you hairy kiwi.
lol yas!
Trombone i don't like hamilotn :(
pops I'm going to DIE
Jefferson: Hairy Kiwi
Burr: Ugly Coconut
Washington: Bald Mango
Denise Dias
Philip: poet
Eliza: a lizard
@@philiphamilton7110 ya I forgot that
Peggy: Veggie
Lafayette: Large French Baguette
Hercules: Hercules Muscleman
James Madison: Games medicine
the viewers: stunning pomegranates
Philip Hamilton
Poet: a Philip*
"My naem is poet
I am a Philip
And I look like ur dead bf wtf dad"
AND PEOPLE SAY THIS ISN'T ART
literally
This time there was no Laurens there to say
babe no
i duel
bang
lmao
Yay we won
No you didnt now go home
son
"I just cheated on my wife lol."
...
"What the actual fuck Alexander."
Knock Knock.
Whos there?
POOR LIFE DESICIONS, BIATCH
(Alex got better but his mother went quick)
“You banged my wife and that was rude.”
Best. Line. Ever. This part killed me 😂😂
every line in this video killed me
@@vivienne1349 yeah same
Philip: *dies*
Alexander: goddammit laurens
*“Vote 4 me”*
*“No ew you ugly coconout i vote 4 trombone”*
Michelle Bachelet 😂
Alexander: Now that Lauren’s is dead I have no gay love interest
Jefferson: *YoU CaLlEd?*
Alexander: I said *Love interest* not *lOw Interest* you *HaIrY KiWI*
xX Gacha_Alex Xx TODAROKI!
Laurens'
Not teh hairy kiwi!!
665 likes almost there guys !!!
OMG I JUST TICKED THE LIKE COUNTER ON UR COMMENT OVER TO 1k :D
THATS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
lol
it's just
"trombone, i dont like hamilotn :("
"whatthefuckdidyoujustsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch"
i cAn'T
Izzy lol your pfp is my phone background
Izzy xD
I can't either.
"ah yes,my old friend games medicine"
"Trombone,I dont like Hamilotn *sad face* " " *WTFDIDUJUSTSAYABOUTMEULILBITCH* "
every single time I hear that I truly die inside!!! I showed this and part one to my other Hamiltrash friends and they also died!!!!!!! XDXDXDXD Luv this vid and part one :D
Me: does anything
Everyone: Goddammit, Lauren’s
LMAOO
*Now that Laurens is dead, I have no gay love interest.* These are the sort of things that get me out of the bed in the morning.
Spottedfeather The Gryffindor these are the sort of things that keep me up at night
oh ok then same
I said LOVE interest, not LOW interest you hairy kiwi
Axton Lindberg ah yes, my old friend games medicine
@@oghond trombone, i dont like hamoltn :(
Laurens: **actually dies**
Hamilton: godammmit laurens
😂😂😂
Sydney Jackson I feel like if my best friend died I'd be like "goddamnit (Ella Kenzie Christian Eva Jackie or Kaylee)
Friend dies
"Godammit Taiana"
"Godammit Tori"
"Godammit Gorgia"
"Godammit Hayden"
"Godammit Caitlin"
You've written "my dearest, alexdre" with a komma after derst
It says “my dearest, Alexdre” :)
It changes the meaning. Did he intend this?
one strok and you consomed my waking days,
you’ev wirten “my dearenst, angeka
with a comma after dearest
you written my dearest,
*gasp*
angelicaaaaaa
@@nuui2hou anyway, ol this 2 say im coming hom this sumerr at a lizard invitation ill b there w/ ur famly if u make ur way up state
My insults now consist of "bald mango" and "hairy kiwi".
And "ugly coconut"
and "stunning pomegranate" as a compliment.
Me
Why are they all fruits lol
Swishy Cat because they can be
knock knock
whos there
poor life decisions
yooooo
"and that's when poor life decisions walked into my life"
Knock knockWho's there?Not PhilipBecause he's dead
nimz my life in one phrase
"well everything has gone to hell"
pretty much sums up the entirety of act II
The way that it zooms in on Trombone's face when he says "fraud" is funnier than it should be.
"what the actual fuck Alexander"
Aaron burr in a nutshell
“I said love interest, not low interest, you hairy kiwi.”
Y e s
i screeched in happiness same when alex said Its actually french you bald mango
oof
Me to myself
Everyone is sad
Veggie doesn't shed a tear
Ender Gurl thats bc it was just her ghost bc Peggy was already dead when Alex died
So was philip
Veggie is a badass
Ender Gurl she’s supposed to be dead
Veggie is too strong for sheding tears
Alexander: well everything has gone to hell a lizard hates me horde gay washing machine abandoned me
At least I have my son
Philip: dad I'm going to die
"It's noisy downcity"
*laughs remebering how I cried when I heard It's Quiet Uptown*
Stranger Girl78 AAAA SAME
same tho
Stranger Girl78 Me
America’s constant political situation
Whenever i see flame wars in comment sections: "Welcome back to political screaming children"
Jam Jam XD Yep
Sponge Bob Yep :3
When my friends are arguing about how is the school administered:
"Welcome back to political screaming children"
"Goddamnit Laurens," -Probably everyone, ever
Peggy Saurus he’s my son and I love him but... Goddamnit Laurens.
I went to see Hamilton today and when he died I accidentally said “Goddamnit Laurens” but not that loud
I love my dead gay son😭
@@seymournerds342Peggy's Heathers will have a song called My Dead Laurens Son
@@seymournerds342 lol
“Alexdre are you alright”
...
*g o d d a m n i t l a u r e n s*
*_Hello, and welcome back to political screaming children._*
Seems like that can apply to any point in the history of American politics
Egrghvdhnrjnvvrrtvrgcevru
*jibberish in the background*
This episode :
WHO FUCKED HAMILTON
Pretty much everyday.
*"Now everyone is sad"*
Veggie isn't even crying, how selfish ಥ_ಥ
Hammy Woods She/He/Apache Helicopter forgot Eliza
Hammy Woods she doesn't have eyes
VEGGIE DIEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD
Veggie died of an illness very unceremoniously
"Now I have no gay love interest"
"You called?"
"I said love interest not low interest you hairy kiwi"
I gotta use this someday 😂😂
Same
Well idk how old you are but you can use it as your senior yearbook quote 😂😂
Lol no Jamilton here. No offense to those who ship it, I just don't see it working.
How to teach kids Hamilton
Me: he said now I have no gay love interest, then trombone came and said “you called”, after Hamilton said I said love interest rest not low interest you hairy kiwi”
1K like!! Yay!!
1:23
"i wanna be in the accomodation where it comes to existence,
the accomodation where it comes to existence,
the accomodation where it comes to existence,"
Rolls right off the tongue
“now that Laurence is dead i have no gay love interest”
“you called?”
“ i said love interest not low interest you hairy kiwi”
this is my new catchphrase
Laurens
Coolbeanstalk 7 You called?
Mine is now “ *god damnit laurens* “
I would give a like, but 666 is too perfect
John Laurens I said ‘low interest’ not ‘love interest’ >:(
Eliza= A lizard
Jefferson= trombone
Phillip= Poet
Burr= An ugly coconut
...I love it XD
Correction:
Jefferson= Trombone / Hairy kiwi
Awen Rose yes
What about Veggie
Thomas Jefferson Don't Forget About The "JefferShit" Nickename.
Washington/ Bald mango
my dearest *comma* alexdre
i died lol
xoxoxo your boyfriend jon laurs
'alexdre are you alright'
*gODAMMIT laurens*
Szrebrny Załierucha I freaking love your profile picture!!!!!
Edit: LOLXD
In his letters he actually wrote My Dearest, Alexander (true story)
He called his wife Dear Girl and Alex Dear Boy.
😏
Yeah I saw an article on it
I like how everyone in the end is crying even if they're dead. Poet is a child again too. 3:08 I love this video so much ❤️
@hi I'm Italian and Jon Laurs
r we gonna talk about veggie just stood there tho 😂
a lizard: alex are you alright?
no one:
literally no one:
god dammit laurens
*a l e x d r e*
"i died lol"
my dearest, alexdre
I died lol
Xoxoxo
Your boyfriend,
Jon Laurs
My friends whenever I do anything at all cuz I’m *d u m m* : Goddammit, Lauren’s
Laurens: *dies*
Hamilton: GOD DAMMIT LAURENS
Oh
Fuck
Juleka the Crystal Gem Jefferson: “yOu cAllEd?”
@@akilover6603 "I said *Love* interest not *Low* interest you hairy kiwi"
@@rogueracoon ah yes, my old friend games medicine
3:10
Can I just point out the fact that laurens came back from the dead just to cry about Hamilton dying
And Philip
And peggy
@@daniellerodgers8037 You bald mango her name is Veggie
Veggie and poet
Also, Jefferson and A lizard are smiling
Edit: Laurens too
Jefferson popping out of nowhere like *”You called!?”* sent me I’m wheezing
My name is poet. I am a Philip. I wrote this rap just to show it. And I went to heaven because George Eaker can only count to seven.
@These Are both
Hmm I have read this comment somewhere before.
How does the creator not love you for this?
hmmmmmmmm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Charlie Harp thats my other one
0:09
I never noticed the transparent ghost Laurens slowly sliding across the screen before. 😂
ETPS XDDDDDDDDDD
Me neither
Lmfao
Oh my gosh, you are right, holy shit! XD
I did
"poor life decisions"
oh.
FUCK
definicious G A M E S M E D I C I N E
definicious my favorite part because it's so accurate
hey you banged my wife that was rude
now pay me or i tell ur lizard
definicious and they did
definicious wait this means I am the poor life decisions
No one:
Not a single soul:
Alexdre: H E Y E V E R Y O N E I H A D A N A F F A I R
0:46 *Hello and welcome back to political screaming children.* The whole of act 2 in a nutshell.
You mean the whole musical
You mean the whole world
Especially cabinet battle 2 and 1
I think you're forgetting about the parts of act 2 where you're violently sobbing
Aka most of act 2
Eliza: lEaTs bReAk A tAkE
Cáramél Well fuk you then
@@philtrashno2 *knock* *knock* who's ther?
*hello and welcome back to political screaming children*
*political screaming children pt2 ft. The French*
Idk why, but when Alexander said "No you ugly Coconut" I almost died of laughter.
-My Name Is Poet
I am a Phillip
and i look like your dead bf wtf dad
- *Oh nO He FOuNd OuT*
La xDDDDD
O sAmE
La crap he knew he was from the Philippines all along
La army
Oh No hE FoUnD oUt
"My name is poet
I am a Phillip
and i look like your dead bf wtf dad"😂😂😂
Ohno He Found Out
hamilotn stop crying about trombone Anderson and pay attention to your off spring
Stacy Does Some Random Stuff that bit is hilarious 😂
So, everything turned to shit right after Laurens died?
Makes sense
I mean, that's basically what happened
Yep.. Laurens holds the p look ace together!
Yeah
Yup
Thats true, i'm going to travel in the time and I will save Lourens
"Alexdre you got a letter from your boyfriend!" "For fuck's sake A lizard he is not my boyfriend!" "Wait no don't read it those are private!" "My dearest Alexdre, i died lol, XOXOXO, your boyfriend, Jon Laurs!"
*political screaming children*
*Politics in a nutshell*
Very true
Knock knock.
Who's there?
POOR LIFE DECISIONS
oh
FUCK
Hey you banged my wife it was rOOd
Now pay me or i tell ur lizzard
This is so perfect!
Foxlit Right as I was reading the comments I got to your comment and the vedio said the same thing.
Foxlit oh......FUCK....HEY EVERYONE I HAVE AN AFFAIR!!!
A while later Angelica finds out and screams at him aka (congratulations)
The whole Hamilton musical explained in 5:41 minutes
Now everyone is sad
Everyone: *crying*
*veggie*
*GODDAMMIT LAURENS*
*O H Y E S, M Y O L D F R I E N D , G A M E S M E D I C I N E*
jagurz Y I S S*
O-O Meh name is Madison and kids at my old school use to call me medicine...
*Dem Flashbacks...*
Trombone,I dont like Hamilotn *sad face*
*W T F D I D U J U S T S A Y A B O U T M E U L I T T L E B I T C H*
Hey Salexmander. We know about de F R A U D!!!!!!!
Let's break a take.
*Robotic voice* No :v
Alexander Hamilton *well fuck you then*
CharPonyVA Knock Knock
RuFusTheUnicow Who's there?
Imitation Infinity poor life desicions.
*Alex got better but his mother went quick*
What the actual f*** alexander
2:10
I love how all the characters are silent and the only thing you can hear is
*and Alex got better but his mother went quick*
Izzy G my favorite part
Izzy G I died
Izzy G me and my friend made that into a joke. If there is a silence we will do that 😂😂😂😂😂
"My name is poet I am a Philip" when was there a new species called "Philip"
Since now. I'm gonna catch some Philip's now.
Ever since this video came out, the legendary species of the 'Philip' has been exposed. He is now extinct though. *sheds a tear*
i want a philip!
oh no it died
Elijah OC I am a Philip
I shall now catch some wild Philips with my pokemon balls
My dearest
COMMA
*dOnT fOrGeT tHe cOmMa-*
I lost it at “Its noisy upcity.”
*downcity
It's Quiet Uptown
*downcity
Same
A cheap cartoon Alexander Hamilton told me to comment and subscribe, so I did. It helped that he called me a stunning pomegranate. :) ❤
Phoenix Pony ikr you cant say no to that
Lol susie u used lyrics from say NOPE to this
Mothwing Playz yes, yes i did
Is that some deltarune I smell
Uh, yes.
2:28 is an accurate description of Act II
Meghan_Hollow
That one, plus 2:13 XD
Pops I’m going to die
Meghan_Hollow yes..just yes
everything has hone to hell
perfect descriptions of Act II
"My name is poet
I'm a Phillip
And i look like your boyfriend wtf dad "
"My name is poet"
"I am a Phillip"
*Lol I am dying so hard*
Cristina Renteria This is what killed me😂
And I look like your dead bf wtf dad
oH NO HE FOUND OUT
Lets brake a take
welcome back too political screaming children
"Oh yes my old prend *games medicine* "
" *WELCOME BACK TO POLITICAL SCREAMING CHILDREN* "
Literally *every* single one of my family dinners
The entire thing in one sentence: "what the fuck ham"
Krista Miller and "Goddammit Laurens!!!"
What the actual Fuck Alexander
I had to laught so bad about the sad "veggy" in the end.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Poor life decisions
Oh- *F U C K*
Whyisthatsorelatable
My life
Knock Knock
Hamilton: Who’s there?
Peggy: Pe- I mean Maria Reynolds!
Nonono
*Poor life decitions*
Wow If u think abt it
All three sisters
Including carrot
In the ocular of the water tornado is silence
*hEY, EVERYONE, I HAD AN AFFAIR*
0:55 Philip practicing all day
2:05 Ha curses you I didn't fraud I just cheated on my wife lol
*And Alex got better but his mother went quick*
DBValery _ what the actual f*ck Alexander
How do I not get this? I guess because it's 2 in the morning and I'm watching Hamilton memes, but could someone explain?
@@angeldenman5427 the background music
@@seancooper9567 I don't hear background music.