(This is totally an original poem) My name is Philip I am a poet And I’ll be dead before you know it And I, aimed to the sky Dad said it would help, but oh noes he lied My name is Philip I am a poet And I just turned nine You can save lives But you can’t save mine My name is Philip I am a poet My life has come to an end Since George can’t count to ten I’m gonna be dead Like dad’s old boyfriend My name is Philip I am in heaven Because George Eacker can only count to seven
"like dads old boyfriend" that reminds me that there were only 2 ppl in heaven (minus alexs mother) at the end of the musical bc phillip and laurens had the same actor-
"how did I graduate so fast sir?" 'I didn't talk as much as u lol' *random children come in and says whole bunch of words* "look sir they talk a lot too" 'I know and its not ok'
Washington: I will be back Lee: Washington is dumb Washington: I'm back. Hamilton: Charlie called you dumb. Lee: Snitches get stitches alex Washington: Omg, I don't even care, I need to fight in the battle. Hamilton: But Charlie is mean:( Washington: Don't you two even try to fight or y'all be grounded.
Things that made me dye in this video: “After not throwing away many shots” “ my name is poet I am a Philip” “Oh hi mr.sir I’m going into the room where it happens” -insert constant “craps”- -da da da da da da da da d a dai da da “ 47 times- “ my name is Philip now I am dead man because George eacker can’t fucking count to ten” “ FoRgiVnEss”
8:27 Eliza lived to be 97, which was considered a very long life. So she probably outlived everyone else in Hamilton. Today, 97 would be like living to about 120 today :) :)
the animation, the cuts, the voices.... everything about this literally made me laugh so hard i fell out of my bunk bed, which only has a foot wide opening at the ladder. Now i have a brusieon my elbow, leg, and back. Ow- also because im laughing so hard
I took the time to count the essays at 4:13 and there are extremely 51 essays (assuming every page is it’s own essay) what attention to detail this video has
Lmao, 8:31 the gravestone at the end says AND PEGGY, and that's funny because during their song the other sisters say their name, but Peggy says "and Peggy", so her name from that point on was And Peggy 🤣
Eliza: You need to stop fighting
Alex: War not done.
Eliza: You deserve to meet your son
Alex: Son not done
Lmfao
*s o n n o t d o n e*
@@goldfishii § ø ñ ň œ þ đöņə
Best line
Imao
Hamilton:Mr sir
Burr: I'm Burr
Hamilton: Sir
Burr: Whatever
I think you mean whateBurr
@@ineedfood5399 Sir
bir surr
@@miau6451still sounds the same
I love how Burr is referred to as Mr. Sir
Burr
@@realsmollbean sir
@@Hackiyori whatever
(The room where it happens)
“Ah, Mister Secretary!”
“ *Mister Sir, Burr!* “
@@somerandompersonfromtheint6902 YES
Thomas: *roasts Hamilton*
Angelica: *roasts Hamilton*
Eliza: *wants Hamilton to literally BE roasted on an open fire*
Ah yes so true
she wants roasted ham
AHAHHAHAH ELIZA WANTS SOME ROSTED HAM!!!
~roasting (ham)nuts on an open fire~
She wants his chestnuts to be roasted over an open fire....
"My name is Phillip.
Now I am dead man.
Because George Eaker
Can't fucking count to ten."
Pure poetry.
That part had me rolling on the floor ngl- 😂
True tho
"My name is Philip
I'm a dead man
'Cause George Eacker
Can only count to seven (pronounced sevan)"
i died eight times watching that part
Eliza: HUSBAND WAIT I AM LITERALLY DUE TO HAVE YOUR SON
Hamilton: *son not done*
I mean he isn’t wrong 😐
think that actually was stolen from another video about hamilton comment...
*S O N N O T D O N E*
@@guille4659its a pretty common joke, ive seen it in a lot of places
"hi i am fillip
my life has come to an end
since george cant count to ten
i gonna be dead
like dad's old boyfriend"
I-
Whaaaaaaaaaaaat the heeeeeck
it's the way you spelled Phillip for me💀
@@summerdelsanto6447 **fillip**
@@mustardcat8 -I gotta doooo to be with you
Wait wrong Anthony role
*crap*
Best part-
Hamilon: crap.
Thomas: Watch your fucking language.
Real 😂
Yes
Eliza: :stands among a ton of graves:
Eliza: Crap.
Yeah, that's pretty much true. She outlived practically *everyone*.
Great job!
the "and peggy" plz-
Including Poet, and also in history, Peggy was the first Schuyler sister to pass away, in her early 20s.
Who lives: mr sir
Who dies: ham
whobtells story: eliza
@@theyluvtwoset.13peggy died a little bit before phillip tho so she shouldve been older than 20
@@whoami_whyami peggy is peggy
I love how everyone is making Lafayette bread jokes... you referred to him as fricking baguette
Yes
Yes
''my friends, laurens mulligan, a REALLY LARGE BAGUETTE ok what else." -alexander hamilton
Luz!
LARGE BAGUETTE
**insert Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier de La Fayette rapping**
“And I definitely don’t look like your *friend* Laurens.”
🤠
U H M
@@somerandompersonfromtheint6902 Philip, I can explain
@@johnlaurens2257 then explain please, Mr. Laurens
@@NopurposeRai i- uh-
@@johnlaurens2257 yes?
Alexander: I'm a faithful man
Peggy: *puts on a red dress*... we shall see about that
i sense an underrated animatic
I agree!
He has 137 subs and got 12k views. I think it’s good
inded
@@wolfkai8583It's a girl.
*"child not done yet"*
*"am i a joke to you?"*
ok those two killed me, the delivery by the text-to-speech is just perfect
same with:
my name is Phillip
i am a dead man
because george eacker
cant fucking count to ten
*✨✨✨My name is poet✨✨✨*
*✨✨✨I AM A PHILIP ✨✨✨*
Edit: thanks for the likes your amazing! ❤️
*AND I JUST TURNED NINE*
*YOU CAN SAVE LIVES BUT YA CAN'T SAVE MINE*
@@elyzionite Yassssss
@InsertChannelNameHere
Hammy: *hey*
Eliza: *Heyyy*
Hamilton: *how did he know?!*
Jesuschrist our son is a genious!!
I love that peggy’s grave says “and Peggy” lmao
And Philip's grave says "poet"
@@theyluvtwoset.13 that was laurens tho, phiilip looks nothing like hamiltons friend laurens, how did you get them mised up?
@@Mysteryo-tm7pt But it's My name is Poet I am a Philip
“No Burr’s allowed” literally killed me- 😂
Yes omg
@@weirdmusickid6953 I completely forgot about this video but I still love it and that line XD
Mr. Sir
i have no reason to reply to this other than to remind you you had a hamilton phase 2 years ago
"don't you try to fight or you'll be grounded"
"Alex your grounded"
He's a man of his word
(This is totally an original poem)
My name is Philip
I am a poet
And I’ll be dead before you know it
And I, aimed to the sky
Dad said it would help, but oh noes he lied
My name is Philip
I am a poet
And I just turned nine
You can save lives
But you can’t save mine
My name is Philip
I am a poet
My life has come to an end
Since George can’t count to ten
I’m gonna be dead
Like dad’s old boyfriend
My name is Philip
I am in heaven
Because George Eacker can only count to seven
Beautiful.
@@a_creator.s_studio Thanks lol
"like dads old boyfriend"
that reminds me that there were only 2 ppl in heaven (minus alexs mother) at the end of the musical bc phillip and laurens had the same actor-
why is this better than the actual play goodbye-💀
*musical
@Althea Isaacson SON NOT DONE
@@ianimatebadly3715 SON NOT DONE
@@duckmonarch9479 offspring's not done
@@operaspaceopera CHILD NOT DONE
son not done is single handedly the funniest thing i’ve ever heard wjjshdhdh
*Now just imagine someone saying that to you, finishing it off with an awkward pause 🤣*
"how did I graduate so fast sir?"
'I didn't talk as much as u lol'
*random children come in and says whole bunch of words*
"look sir they talk a lot too"
'I know and its not ok'
yo there are actually 51 essays drawn lmao.
y did i spend the time counting 😞
dcbhshsv i did too
Literally "Hamilton wrote THE OTHER FIFTY-ONE" be like:
Mr. Sir
Burr
Sir
Whatever
- the end -
Hi i am Alex i am bastard orphan son of a scotsman I am looking for Mr Sir.
Washington: Why are you back so fast?
Lee: You didn't tell me that they would be fighting back
Me: W HE E Z E
George: *ITS A FUCKING WAR LEE.*
Washington: don't you two fight or yall be grounded
I love how Washington is like a dad to Alexander and Charles
"dOn'T cAlL mE sOn" -alex
CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME
-also alex@@r3dleaf
It's hilarious that Madison only got one thing to say and nothing else
Peggy has entered the chat
*france*
50% = Alex calling Burr Mr Sir.
40% = People saying crap and what the hay
10% = the actual musical
😂
Thomas:We promised the king
Alex:King is fuckin goner
Washington:He's damn right
Alex and Washington inside: Family power
**meanwhile Eliza at home**
Eliza: Casually burns the house to the ground
Me: If that isn't everyone after quarantine-
Washington: I will be back
Lee: Washington is dumb
Washington: I'm back.
Hamilton: Charlie called you dumb.
Lee: Snitches get stitches alex
Washington: Omg, I don't even care, I need to fight in the battle.
Hamilton: But Charlie is mean:(
Washington: Don't you two even try to fight or y'all be grounded.
I love Dad ™ Washington
7:13 I swear Eliza just went insane 💀
She looks so happy to be burning everything 🤣
I love it, lol
She's a pyromaniac. (I think that's the word for it)
I love how the drawing is so good but the faces are just smiley faces
Alex: crap
Thomas: watch ur f*cking language, Alex.
6:24
Alex: Crap
Thomas: What the *fuck* Alex watch your language
Things that made me dye in this video:
“After not throwing away many shots”
“ my name is poet I am a Philip”
“Oh hi mr.sir I’m going into the room where it happens”
-insert constant “craps”-
-da da da da da da da da d a dai da da “ 47 times-
“ my name is Philip now I am dead man because George eacker can’t fucking count to ten”
“ FoRgiVnEss”
I literally snoRTED at the "hi we are baguette johnny and hercules" part-
7:40 THIS QUOTE KILLED ME
Ya know who else it killed...
My name is phillip
I am in heaven
Cause george eacker can’t count past seven
4:12
Angelica: don’t forget to write
Hamilton: *writes 51 essays*
Angelica: I meant to me-
Phillip: My name is poet, I am a phillip
Why do teachers like the schuyler sisters?
Because they also do their *✨W O R K✨*
Emma mogorobi?
“y’all be grounded”
Literally. *Grounded*
My sleep deprived brain is too tired for good humor
7:13 Eliza: *This is fine*
Olivia Rodrigo in good for you mv
4:38 I’ve never laughed so hard! “My name in poet I am a Phillip”
Alexander: Charlie called you dumb
Charles: snitches get stitches Alex
💀💅
8:27 Eliza lived to be 97, which was considered a very long life. So she probably outlived everyone else in Hamilton. Today, 97 would be like living to about 120 today :) :)
5:16
alexander: hi mr sir i am goin to the room where it happens
burr: cool can i come too
alexander: nah *slams door*
"oh it's mr sir. hi man wassup"
"i'm sad"
"oh no my friend sir is sad."
Always gets me XD
This needs more attention lol
ikr XD
my name is poet, i am in heaven because eeker could only count to seven
Pegs, what are you doing here?
@@elv3n172 causing *C H A O S*
“what the hay” ROUND TRIP AAA
y e s
5:25 aww he wrote a book about sir 🥺
Nah that’s the newspaper
OKAY BUT WHEN THOMAS SAYS “you ain’t gonna be president now” IT SOUND EXACTLY LIKE THE SONG-
alex: 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗽
tommy jeff: what the 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 alex watch your language
this whole thing is art💀
Tommy Jeff
I mean Phillip isn’t entirely wrong,
George Eaker didn’t count to ten,
*So can he even do it?*
3:16 Alex: thanks pal :)
Laurens: *#friendzoned*
the animation, the cuts, the voices....
everything about this literally made me laugh so hard i fell out of my bunk bed, which only has a foot wide opening at the ladder. Now i have a brusieon my elbow, leg, and back. Ow- also because im laughing so hard
Hamilton:*gets married to a schylur sister*
Burr:I-WHAT.....WHAT THE FUCK
"HES NOT ATTRACTIVE AS ME!!! WHY DO THEY LIKE HIM!!!!!"
“I didn’t know they would be fighting too :(“
My favorite lines:
“Son not done”
“George eacker cannot flippin count to ten”
7:50 has the same vibe as: 🖐🌈iMaGiNaTiOn🌈🖐
"My name is Poet, I am a Phillip, and I definitely do not look like your friend Laurens. Also I want a brother."
Gold
“My name is poet I’m a Phillip” such divine words✨
Thankssss
Ur welcome ☺️
Thomas Jefferson saying the f-word whilst calling out Hammy for language 😂
Burr actually killed Hamilton because Hamilton wouldn't stop calling him Mr. Sir
Wheres the book guy
Yeah
@Elizabeth Kendall oh nothing much just playing the piano
@Elizabeth Kendall yeah I’m learning a new rap
Hi
I don't know I want the book guy
I took the time to count the essays at 4:13 and there are extremely 51 essays (assuming every page is it’s own essay) what attention to detail this video has
Details are amazing
Bro I counted too ;-;
3:37 BYE I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF WHEN LAFAYETTE SPOKE BAHAHHA
* baguette
that little "yay" from cool baguette.
"Why are you back so fast?"
"You didn't say they'd be fighting back too"
"son not done"
I love the " R.I.P. And Peggy" on the tombstone
6:15 yes he needs medical and emotional help lol
Alex: *says a slight swear word*
Thomas: wat the FLICK Alex watch YOUR language.
1:06 no the king is not sane lol
"are you mr. sir?"
"*burr"
"sir?"
"whatever"
LOL THIS MADE ME LAUGH TOO HARD-
“rip And Peggy”
Peggy: I Have Three Names, Two Faces, And A Knife For Whoever Created This
1:22 See, I get why Burr didn’t get the job as Washington’s sidekick.
He talked too much.
OH MY GOODNESS. YOU’RE RIGHT.
but who’s burr? you mean mr sir?
“hi we are baguette johnny and hercules” I DIED
Ham: hi
Washingmachine: Ok hamilton wins u can go away
Mr Sir: what the hay
(I like to reply to my own comments ok)
"Raise a glass to freedom, something you will never see again" is a total mood for me
and laurens just volunteered to fight lee because alex couldn't...boyfriend behaviour
summary of hamilton and jefferson:
ham: i got a plan
jeff: your plan's stupid
summary of cb1:
ham: i got a plan
jeff: ur plan's stupid
ham: virginia's stupid
washingmachine: ham im from virginia so stfu
I love how Washington is just being an exasperated dad to everyone else
WHY ISNT ANYBODY TALKING ABOUT THOMAS'S VOICE *AHAHAHA*
Why does he sound like Boris Anderson lol 😂😂😂😂
"You need to meet your son"
"Son not done"
I JUST LOST IT 🤣
Lmao, 8:31 the gravestone at the end says AND PEGGY, and that's funny because during their song the other sisters say their name, but Peggy says "and Peggy", so her name from that point on was And Peggy 🤣
Philip is
*RIP Poet*
I love how Peggy’s grave just says “aND peGgY”💀💀
“Alex ur grounded” really got to me lol 😂
“After not throwing away many shots” had me dying on the floor of laughter
Alex: Vote for Thomas
Burr: So anyway I started blasting
"My name is poet I am a Phillip
and I don't look like your friend Laurens"-Philip
I can’t stop watching this. This is a MASTERPIECE. This is UNDERRATED. This is the BEST
0:21 “HONEY YOU MEAN HUNKULES”
"hi"
"War not done"
"Please stop fighting and meet your son"
"Son not done"
Phillip: “my name is poet I am a Phillip”
Alexander: OMG HES A GENIUS
Eliza: what if i get your son to recite you a poem?
Phillip: My name is poet, i am a Phillip!
*The king is completely sane* got me rollin
Yes = Indeed
Hello Dad
"I look like your friend"???? I HOPE YOU WANTED TO SAY I LOOK LIKE YOUR DEAD BOYFRIEND
this is beautiful also i love how Philip is called poet
2:17 wait for it started playing on my tv-
somewhere before 1:58: Raise a glass to freedom something you will never see againnn"