New Knock-Off Nigel Ad - Knock-Off Nigel in office
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- This is the new Knock-Off Nigel ad. A Knock-Off Nigel who steals his work-mates' food from the fridge and downloads Knock-Off films gets embarrassed at the office by a crooning singer and his colleagues.
Knock off Nigel also got a big payout at an employment tribunal due to workplace bullying and harassment
I liked this add so much I uploaded it to pirate bay
This advert makes me laugh every time I see it, simply because I know they are trying so hard to make me feel guilty, yet I just don't give a flying fuck. They rip us off every day with the prices they charge us for stuff, so ripping them off feels justified. This ad is comedy gold.
Thank you coked up advertising executives for giving me the best laugh I've had all day.
This is workplace bullying and harassment. Nigel has grounds for suing them.
To the people who made this advert;
you just don't get it, do you?
The guy in the office who knows where and how to download knock-off films, thus saving everyone the time and money going to the awful multiplex, is generally regarded as something of a legend. Not some friendless geek to be mocked.
But that's nothing in comparison to the guy who has access to gigabytes of porn - he's practically a God. Never bought his own drink.
Of course you'd know this if you actually had a social life.
So catchy, I wonder what I'll do when I close this screen...
Nigel is a modern day Robin Hood......Long live Nigel!!!
You mean a _real life_ Robin Hood - he's a fictional character, remember...
Well when the Films industry stops throwing it's toys out of the pram saying "We're losing money!" despite Billion Pound profits and doesn't charge a family £50 to see a bleedin' film with 30 minutes of adverts at the cinema I'll listen.
British films don't make billion pound profits.
So if I do legal downloads, that means I'll become a pompous creepy guy with nothing better to do than break into people's offices and play the flute in a purple waistcoat and trousers! THEY'RE JUST ENCOURAGING ME TO DOWNLOAD EVEN MORE!
Oh no. He takes food from the fridge. He also gets DVD quality copies of movies that still aren't in UK cinemas for months. The price someone would pay for a cinema ticket could easily cover a couple of yoghurts, so Nigel's welcome to do things on the cheap and raid the fridge.
Thumbs up if you're not a Knock Off Nigel
we love you knock-off Nigel
Any company that tries to hamstring people with lawsuits (And possibly even land them in prison) despite the vast amounts of money they already have deserves to be stolen from,ripped off and kicked in the ass.
Keep rockin',Knock Off Nigel.
10 years for copyright more than rape sentence
in the UK i would legalize piracy but increase the cost of internet then re-invest this money
In Rotherham we get 1.6Mbps the same speed we got in 2003 when they installed broadband here, 95% of ppl in the DVD distribution, manufacture, copyrighting industry get paid peanuts, whereas telecommunications engineers get paid £30k+ a year. Piracy would distribute wealth more evenly. Also a faster internet connection would let me host my own webpage, saving me £250 a year, thus increasing our economy
If you don't pay for your films and the "rich corporations" lose out, who do you think is going to lose out- the guys at the top, or the poor employees at the bottom of the production companies who barely earn money?
There's no way to justify piracy- if you disagree with them, boycott them and don't watch their films at all. To steal films under the guise of "sticking it to the man" is bullshit.
They're all gonna get paid anyway
you know, I think if I were undecided on the piracy issue and saw something like this, sympathy might tip me towards siding with the poor guy always being harassed by holier-than-thou assholes.
"Hes a knock off Nigel"
"A knock off Nigel"
"Knock off Nigel.."
"Downloads knock off films"
Haaaaa Love It xx
Same!
Black guy stole his laptop 😒
NIGGA STOLE MY COMP.
propaganda
He's the kind of man who does things on the cheap.
He puts the most into the whip round that cuts us all deep.
For the of price of a disc, he'll burn a DVD-RAM.
Saves his colleagues so much money, what a sterling young man!
He's a Knock-off Nigel, a Knock-Off Nigel.
Knock-off Nigel turns a profit from Kodi boxes!
I detest these adverts. Instead of being honest and saying that piracy takes money away from the already well filled pockets of executives they try to embedd shame within people through this propaganda filth.
"He's a grubby little man" for example. Such a moral judgment is just not worthy for such an innocent act.
lol why watch that crap hahahahhaha st trinians is shite lol but this ad is classic! i love this advert lol i bet all the peeps called nigel hate it though roflmao i think this ads soo funny lol love it we are sad to watch it though lol specially on utube XD
Most people I know just ask me for what I've downloaded and don't make fun of me for it. And isn't what the people in this advert bullying? Picking on someone for what they do...not a good message for the kids eh? XD
Downloading games isnt okay, its not like renting a game for ever and free, you can also rent a DVD, when you buy a game your actually paying to use it not to own it, which means if you own the game its within the law to download another copy:). Does this add actually put anyone off?
If they wanna stop piracy they should put the price of films down. £8.50-10 to go cinema and then another £8.50-10 if you're with a lady. It's ridiculous! It should be £2-5 like in the old days. And the films were better back then!
It's a funny advert though.
The "knock off Nigel" campaign is the most pointless anti piracy campaign since the frankly hilarious "Piracy funds terrorism"
Like anyone who downloads "knock off" films (and i include myself in this) will see the error of their ways once their referred to as "Knock off Nigel"
Like that's the worst insult ever devised by man or something.
In actual fact, I tend to think "Knock off Nigel" is a pretty cool nickname... Just a pity my name isn't Nigel. :(
I think the rest of Nigel's office are simply mocking him for wasting bandwith on downloading shitty quality CAM and Telesync releases which is what they mean when they say 'knock-off'.
The guy playing the flute is being somewhat of an elitist prick because he has a Popcorn Hour A-110 that he uses to play 720p & 1080p Blu-ray rips on. I can personally recommend it although they aren't cheap at £200 but there's always the 'WD TV' for £80 if your the kinda guy that does things on the cheap.
Stupidest most pointless anti-piracy advert. The reason Nigel "is a grubby little man" isn't because he downloads films. From this advert all I can see is that they're listing this stuff that he does and then adding.. "oh yeah, he also downloads dvds"
When will the UK realise that downloading films has become socially acceptable and it doesn't make you evil to own or download an illegal copy?
Also, I would be very surprised if this stopped even one person from downloading dvds.
intellectual property is an issue in itself,who has ever had an original thought or idea,some of the most creative people have been the biggest rip off merchants in history,they have made millions knocking off other peoples ideas but this ad thinks its cool to pick on the little guy,it stinks,its not funny,its rubbish
that has nothing to do with this. this is about the price of art, which should be distributed freely (or at least reasonably priced) for everyone. Do you think that the polish, don't have the same goddam interest in art as westerners? "get the polish out"? get the goddam fascists out!
This advert really has put the fear of god into me - I'm now terrified that if I ever download anything again, next time I go into my office some really gay guy with a moustache and a bunch of slappers will start singing a shit song at me!
Never underestimate the power of adverts!
what doesnt make sense is , if who ever made this advert knows people download pirate films etc why dont they shut down the site insted of running this ad? first few times I saw this i didnt know what it was about.
haha. this if anything incites me to go and illegally download films just to rebel against this pathetic corporate attempt to manipulate people into thinking it's uncool.
and it is NOT the same as stealing from whip arounds .
two thumbs down.
IM A KNOCK OFF NIGEL!
I would love that to be sung to me...
im a nock off nigel and proud! haha. what a pointless advert! its like the nhs adverts that try to stop you drinking, they only make you want to go for a pint!!!
and i want that woman in the pink blouse, phwaaar!
I have had this fucking song in my head for about a week now. For fuck's sake.
Now I'm getting the sweats going through my post - I'm terrified that one day I'll get a big red envelope through the post saying "BUSTED".
whats funny is they call him a creep, what about that guy who is singing, who goes into an office playing a flute and singing with a mexican moustache? IS this ad suppost to put people off?
My take on the words...
He's the type of man that does things on the cheap...
He steals money from whip-rounds, the guy is all greed.
He gets food from the fridge (whenever he can)
He downloads knock-off films, what a grubby little man!
He's a knock-off Nigel, a knock-off Nigel
Knock-off Nigel downloads knock-off films.
Darren Blyth *the guy's a real creep
*he nicks food from the fridge whenever he can
go on MI5, look at the info ive given you all the information you need, if your that bothered don't suppport/make pointless expensive adverts, shut down these sites.
do what you want because a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
yarrr harr flipity tee,
being a pirate is alright to me.
you do what you want because a pirate is free, you are a pirate! :P
So...if you buy a knock off film than a gay man will come and sing a snarky song for you?
I don't get it. Why are they ambushing him in his workplace because he wanted to see a movie?
shite advert how can they single out the millions that do it. Paying for knock offs is stupid though, only for people who can't turn on a computer successfully and like white lightning.
Gotta download more films... Who does it hurt anyway? It's not like music, because all the actors have already been paid... Only people it hurts are the media fatcats.
they cant do that!!! what about the tax that the government need? and what about the actors who are so skint they need £2m a film, not to mention the producers etc... ;)
The underlying message becomes pernicious by the contemptible ruffle/(slap??!!) of our Nige's barnett, by the 'Mr Eurovision 09 Wannabee'. Who would you prefer to ally with?
Someone must have payed for the film of DVD that people download do its not as if the companies didnt actually sell the copy that people download.
haha this is the lamest wod of poop ever! do they seriously think this is gonna shame people into not down loading films? good luck to them har har har
Nigel has tought me the error of my ways. Because who would waatch a film for free, instead of paying an large amount of cash to see it on a DVD.
lol what is this add axually for? I've seen it on the TV a few times now and it just makes me wana download stuff
never thought about it like that before, steeling of the rich film companies and giving to the poor film views, too true :D
the ads about downloads ilagel and stealing things which makes people homless, and your worried about how he holds the flute ¬.¬
Oh, I'm a great speller. there's nothing misspelled in my previous comment.
And it's 'Andyroo'. Learn how to spell. ;)
What he should have done is kicked that guy calling him a grubby little man in the nuts, taken his laptop, and walked away.
lol yeah but sometimes its annoying if you see a good film in the cinema and some1 has had it on dvd for ages :p
most annoying advert ever
"he steals money from whip rounds"
embarrassingly insulting to the publics intelligence
Lol, more like, Knock off Nigel downloads High Quality DVD Screeners, He uses Torbutton, and he doesn't get caught.
A waste of money.
These adverts are pathetic. We've gone from piracy funds organised crime to this.
that advert would be a lot better if the police took them all back to the mental hospital and left Nigel alone
So the moral is, if you pirate DVD's, a homosexual Chuck Norris will come to serenade you?
fantastic, tell tell us not to copy but the main character is a total rip off from the film " anchorman ".
Is it just me or does this tune remind you of the song by the crash test dummies - mmm mmm mmm mmm?
I have to admit, this is actually a well made ad. BUT, it's still complete horseshit. I hope they got paid well...
And they had a blast filming this.
Thats a good point, surely the only people that see that advert are the ones that buy DVD's anyway.
this song is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo coooooooooooooooool and very catchy
I still download movies online.
FAIL
Thanks for the piece in the light pink blouse. Phwoar!
Technically if knockoff Nigel is anything like me the films wont be knockoffs they'll be DVD rips
i dunno whats wrong with takin food from the fridge does that make me a crime-inal a criminal!
@Graceclaudia: That's 'cause there are lots of Knock Off Nigels watching this vid. :P
Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, after seeing some of your comments, I assumed you were still a child.
This advert was pulled because instead of ridiculing people into not downloading it just raised awareness that it was quite easy and didn’t require geeky skills. It was considered a huge failure.
Also, who the fuck wrote that song? "He steals food from the fridge" it says. WTF!
Does anyone have Nigel's e-mail address?
There are a couple of films I'd like to see...
Whereabouts can we find these knock-off films please? All that trouble they went to creating a lovely musical video and then they forget to tell you where you can download these films from! Stupid or what!.
This makes me want to seed infinite torrents, also why is this trying to be anchorman
lol yeah....who does this guy think he is, a washed up star from starsky and hutch?
Wow and I thought the MPAA's "You wouldn't steal a car" propaganda film was stupid
I think society should concentrate on lowering rape, murders, homelessness, child abuse ahead of people watching a downloaded film.
What do you mean by 'embarrassingly insulting to the publics intelligence' ?
wtf r these adverts doin?
no one really cares
waste of money makin this ad
Thats racist!! This advert encourages racism!
i always wondered what this add was about, dvd piracy very bad thing ok !!
I bet knock of nigel pirated this advert and uploaded it on youtube
No, it encourages them to pirate, so the guy coems and sings you t e song
DVDs are a rip off. Why pay £3 for one when I can download the film for free and burn it to a blank that costs about 10p? Actors and movie moguls will just have to make a bit less money.
What a knock off Nigel you are. You'll kill our UK Film industry.
...made all the worse by the fact that he can't hold a flute properly.
wth! right click and press 'save video as...' and you get rick rolld!
Knock off me gets free shit. People who obay this, buy thing. I win?
Yeah anyone who downloads illegally is automatically a war criminal it would seem 😂😂
The fact they wasted money thinking this was a going to stop people, they should have just pumped it in to the film industry instead
hmm...my boss's name is nigel, and this song suits him to a T
insulting people isnt a good way to make them stop pirating movies.
Ali G.
Lol wtf, the rest of the people you said were high people.
Its an industry campaign. it is not funded by the UK tax payer....
this advert is so irritating it makes me want to buy copied dvd's
The Guy Singing Looks Like Ron Burgundy!!!!!!!!!!!!
I knock off films but I don't steal food or from whip arounds.
if it wasnt for nock off nigels no1 would own any dvds haha!
...most bafflingly misguided ad campaign ever.
who is the woman in the pink top? man shes hot