My dad actually did this when I was growing up. Exact same brand and everything. His failure was trusting a young boy to be able to lie convincingly to his mom
Bleh then it tastes microwaved!!! You dudes need to learn about crock pots and Pinterest. Every night would be your birthday if you just learned how to utilize those two tools.
This so reminds me of my buddy terry.. he was a painter and I was a drywall finisher. Some days we would go surfing all day and then before we drove home he would flick paint on himself and I would rub drywall mud on me, people in the beach parking lot would be like WTF are you guys doing?? We would explain and then continue splattering and spraying each other for more laughs as they were in shock & laughter we'd have the whole parking lot crying laughing, we never got caught either. RIP Terrible Terrence ❤🙇🏽♂️🏄🏽♂️
I would go to the bar with my buddy after work. Then right before going home, I'd spray my hands and clothes with that fish attractant you use on lures. Then when I got home I'd tell my wife the truth, that I went to the bar. She'd smell my clothes and say no you've been fishing again! Works every time!
Little did this guy know, he’s been prepping for quarantine for years with these videos. Having conversations with no one and believing he solved a problem.
My family actually really enjoys when I make dinner lol. Anything from homemade pizzas, to home made buttermilk chicken tenders, pot roasts, steak, general tso chicken, ect
90% of Californians don’t know what supper is. We only heard about it growing up watching “little house on the prairie” or “Anna green gables”. Maybe came across it reading “box car children.”
My dad was able to use every pot and pan my parents owned just to boil water. Drove mom nuts. After a couple times doing this, she didn't bug him to cook anymore. He did a couple things, like fry taco shells and very rarely make Rueben sandwiches, but that was all he was allowed to do.
My dad was the opposite, he'd spend hours in the kitchen prepping some meal he saw on TV or in a cookbook, but he'd never reference any written instructions. He'd work from memory and eyeball all measurements. It'd always turn out delicious if a little spicy sometimes.
I’m happy that people like you are getting people like me to watch their content... that’s the only good thing about all this. You’re VERY good. Keep it up.
As an Italian who has cooked at various events, some with hundreds of people, and who's never had to use a recipe in his life, I can't relate to this at all
My dad was famous for the fridge casserole. Put anything and everything leftover-wise together into a pan, cover with cheese (because cheese covers everything including sin) and bake. Once there was chow mein mixed with fried chicken and something else. I blocked it out 🤣
Ope, sorey there neighbor heard you loud was making lunch. wondered if you need any help. ??? Sure thing I’ll help out. what you cookin? No don’t thank me I’m jus’ here to help. Yeeh, I know a thing ‘er two ‘round the stove. Here take a beer and watch the game. ‘Ey neighbor I got ‘yer 3 course meal all hot’n ready on the table. I’ll be on my way. No no, no need to thank me-all what‘a good neighbor’s for. Yep, see ya at the bar. Yeah yeah Friday, sames time as always. Tell Cindy I I I’m sorry when youse get there. I’ll be a bit late, and last time she really got on me. I know, every woman is like that can’t change ‘em. Okay thanks. See ya neighbor. Hey, tell the family I says hi.
In my own family it was the other way around, where my dad was the cook and when he was away my mom would order take-out or do something simple like pasta.
You’re like a brotha from anotha motha, except for this, in the South, especially in Louisiana, men can cook just as good as the women, probably a result of all the time we spend at da camp. I love to cook.
Hahaha! If you're a guy who lives alone you eventually have to learn to cook. There are a ton of easy dishes to make. Glad my mom taught me how to cook the basics. Now the only frozen food I cook are Russian dumplings (pelmeni); to make them homemade is way too much work. Cheers from Moscow! 🇷🇺
For real man. My girl knows how to cook. But between u and me. It's not as good as my cooking haha. I'd never tell her that. Thoe. She doesn't like to tend to the cooking she like just sets it's on a low heat and cover its and ever noe and then go stir it hahs
I cook everyday (man) my wife would burn a pot of water...if your into fish ya can do salmon and rice in about 15...little longer though prolly but close
It's funny because growing up in the south you learn how to cook, my girlfriend would have come home to fried chicken, fried pickles, collard greens, mashed potatoes AND a cream brulee for dessert
You can always do a semi home cooked meal where somethings are prepped already like rotisserie chicken and then you can make a casserole with it by adding rice or cheese etc.
My dad made the best bacon. Biscuits, sos. Gravy. Toast. Veggie beef soup. Hot chocolate. I don't feel like typing all night but he never ever pulled this bs.
"You won't even help me? I am your son." I have felt this line.
My mom would’ve not only helped but come over and cook it for me
swat101able Yep. You’re on your own, sir!
@cm. CG Weird
@Cian MacGana wait a minute
That means you were a bad son unworthy of help
The ever so slight dad touch of clicking the tongs didn’t go unnoticed. As a dad myself, I shed a tear at the tip of the hat to all dads.
hear hear!
Evan Tykocki honestly I bet he did that instinctively he’s in touch with his inner dad
Gotta click them at least 3 times to make sure they still work every time you pick them up
Always gotta hit em with the safety clicks
Bro I'm 17 and click the tongs lol
I was impressed that he added cheese ...that has to count for something
lies are all about details
If you don’t add cheese then it doesn’t count!
Lol
U know that skill took years to acquire
Still doesn't make that brand tolerable, but it's looks that count.
My dad actually did this when I was growing up. Exact same brand and everything. His failure was trusting a young boy to be able to lie convincingly to his mom
He underestimated the power of a dollar...
Your dad is a pussy.
@@stanknugget hahahahaha
😂😂😂
This is great 😂😂😂😂
Rookie mistake. Order delivery right before she leaves, and just microwave it a few minutes before she gets home
Bloodthirstier easy for me I’m a professional chef haha this cracks me up
I've done that shit 😂😂😂
or just make a good supper?
@@payneoverdoseg Well that defeats the point of the sketch!
Bleh then it tastes microwaved!!!
You dudes need to learn about crock pots and Pinterest. Every night would be your birthday if you just learned how to utilize those two tools.
This so reminds me of my buddy terry.. he was a painter and I was a drywall finisher. Some days we would go surfing all day and then before we drove home he would flick paint on himself and I would rub drywall mud on me, people in the beach parking lot would be like WTF are you guys doing?? We would explain and then continue splattering and spraying each other for more laughs as they were in shock & laughter we'd have the whole parking lot crying laughing, we never got caught either. RIP Terrible Terrence ❤🙇🏽♂️🏄🏽♂️
This is soo amazing. I hope my husband finds a work buddy that great!
Love this story, i can relate! RIP to your buddy
Fuck man, Rest In Peace. Sounds like a good homie.
Sounds like he was a lot of fun to have around - sorry for your loss.
I would go to the bar with my buddy after work. Then right before going home, I'd spray my hands and clothes with that fish attractant you use on lures. Then when I got home I'd tell my wife the truth, that I went to the bar. She'd smell my clothes and say no you've been fishing again! Works every time!
As a Southerner it’s so great to have a channel where people make fun of a region’s customs and dialect and it ain’t about me... thanks You Betcha
We midwesterners make fun of ourselves a lot lol.
What about it’s a southern thing
My dad only knows how to cook cheesesteaks, so we only had cheesesteaks when there was an argument.
Hey that sounds pretty good. It was spaghetti and meatballs for dinner when my dad cooked.
My dad acutally always used to make pancakes no matter the time 😂 I still eat pancakes also for lunch and dinner
Hamburgers or minute steak sammiches in my house. My kids hate when mom doesn't cook
Wes Sollenberger What kind of kid hates hamburgers?
chicken and mashed potatoes for me
Dude I literally send these videos straight to my dad 😂😂
Always give your tongs a couple of test clicks before use.
how else would you know if they worked?
If my dad has to cook theres no " meal" all you'll get is meat😂😂😂
That's me haha you may get baked potatoes with that steak tho
@@jacobneill5711 Thats too funny! Its defiantly a man thing😂😂😂
My dad used to grab an unseasoned rotisserie chicken from Costco when it was his turn to “cook”. I always went to bed hungry with him in the kitchen
I see no problem with this "meal". Bon appetit!
@@shew239 hey! Those are yummy! But I see the problem i can eat one of those my damn self💪 just tell him to get a bunch next time😂😂
You forgot to sip Busch Lite while "cooking" 🤣
Right? I think this is the first video I've seen without a good bruscy👍 needs editing ASAP
This hits home more then the target or bush latte..... which I thought couldn’t be beat. My guy for the quarantine win!
"I dont need to cook dinner, I just need to make it look like I did" 🤣🤣💀👌 lmfao
Probably the most relatable thing about this his verbal over-emphasis on just how helpful and supportive he’s being by making dinner
Little did this guy know, he’s been prepping for quarantine for years with these videos. Having conversations with no one and believing he solved a problem.
The cheese over the shoulder i lost it 😂
Me toooooooo !! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My family actually really enjoys when I make dinner lol. Anything from homemade pizzas, to home made buttermilk chicken tenders, pot roasts, steak, general tso chicken, ect
Completely accurate right down to the Food Club brand cheese.
Abbey Mae also note it is supper not dinner. There is no lunch in ND
cali here, how is the food club brand cheese???
@@thenerdsentertainment1601 The best value cheese you will ever have!
@@abbeymae291 have to look it up and try it
90% of Californians don’t know what supper is.
We only heard about it growing up watching “little house on the prairie” or “Anna green gables”. Maybe came across it reading “box car children.”
ok boomer
@ahri not in mine
This is me. From Wisconsin and keep er moving.
"Anne of* Green Gables"
im 19 and i loved the box car children books tbh
“I cooked, you clean” haha heard that a time or two
My dad was able to use every pot and pan my parents owned just to boil water. Drove mom nuts. After a couple times doing this, she didn't bug him to cook anymore. He did a couple things, like fry taco shells and very rarely make Rueben sandwiches, but that was all he was allowed to do.
The part where tha dude said got ta get rid of the evidence. That was where it hit home for me lmao.
My dad was the opposite, he'd spend hours in the kitchen prepping some meal he saw on TV or in a cookbook, but he'd never reference any written instructions. He'd work from memory and eyeball all measurements. It'd always turn out delicious if a little spicy sometimes.
Make her a deal - she doesn't tell anyone about the carton, you don't tell anyone about her running errands during a quarantine.
My thought exactly!
Easy.
Go Wings
@@robert48044 hell yeah!
Yes!!!! So we aren’t the only ones
I’m happy that people like you are getting people like me to watch their content... that’s the only good thing about all this. You’re VERY good. Keep it up.
I love how he sits the hot ass pan straight on the counter!
If it's a Granite or Marble Countertop then that's fine.
Probably one of the most honest videos on the net. All dads and husbands at some point. We got this.
I’m worried he is just talking with himself, and there is no wife at all.
As an Italian who has cooked at various events, some with hundreds of people, and who's never had to use a recipe in his life, I can't relate to this at all
He said 15 mins she’d be back, the microwave said 4:30, six would be 27 minutes 💀
Oakley Slate you must be fun at parties
Power probably went out.
You can drive a truck through that plot hole.
Goes to show women are never on time.
@@realShadowKat zinger
I simultaneously love and hate this channel because it’s the epitome of “lol I hate my wife and life” boomer humor... but it’s actually funny.
My dad was famous for the fridge casserole. Put anything and everything leftover-wise together into a pan, cover with cheese (because cheese covers everything including sin) and bake.
Once there was chow mein mixed with fried chicken and something else. I blocked it out 🤣
Watching this as my husband cooks. Sweet AF!
“What the f*** is dillweed?” My experience living with food science majors for 2 years
Lasagna in the oven for a couple of hours!? 🤣 Gave himself away too easy!
We finally got to hear Sharon's voice!
Ope, accidentally liked and subscribed.
Ope, sorry, I accidentally liked this comment.
Insert Name Here ope, I accidentally had higher self esteem.
Ope, 'scuse me sir. I may have clicked da like button.
Ope, sorey there neighbor heard you loud was making lunch. wondered if you need any help. ??? Sure thing I’ll help out. what you cookin? No don’t thank me I’m jus’ here to help. Yeeh, I know a thing ‘er two ‘round the stove. Here take a beer and watch the game. ‘Ey neighbor I got ‘yer 3 course meal all hot’n ready on the table. I’ll be on my way. No no, no need to thank me-all what‘a good neighbor’s for. Yep, see ya at the bar. Yeah yeah Friday, sames time as always. Tell Cindy I I I’m sorry when youse get there. I’ll be a bit late, and last time she really got on me. I know, every woman is like that can’t change ‘em. Okay thanks. See ya neighbor. Hey, tell the family I says hi.
Ope just gonna slide right past ya hear and submit this comment
100% of the time when it’s my turn to cook dinner i go on the grill and well....i GRILL! The kids love it wifey doesn’t cook it’s a win win! 🌭 🍔 🍗
My "Go-to" meals for when I cook are Spaghetti, easy tacos, or steaks. You never get complaints from those.
Am I weird that I love frickin cooking?
Bacon cheese steaks coming right up honey
I cook dinner every night for the fam, my wife would burn cereal.
genius! all you guys, thank you for keeping us laughing.
Technically, he still made dinner....
In my own family it was the other way around, where my dad was the cook and when he was away my mom would order take-out or do something simple like pasta.
So late to discovering this channel but your videos are legitimately the funniest shit I’ve seen in years.
"I cooked, the rest of you can clean"
“But I’m your son!” 😂
I’m a good cook when I actually decide to cook something other than leftovers.
the chicks voice at the end sounds like the "let me take a selfie" girl in the song
Just in time for my Busch Latte!
You’re like a brotha from anotha motha, except for this, in the South, especially in Louisiana, men can cook just as good as the women, probably a result of all the time we spend at da camp. I love to cook.
I believe I heard a little "turbo boost" from your backdoor around 50 secs in! Nothing better to get that kitchen up and running! Stay Strong YB!
I heard that as well, lol
A few drops on the counter. Priceless!
Hahaha! If you're a guy who lives alone you eventually have to learn to cook. There are a ton of easy dishes to make. Glad my mom taught me how to cook the basics. Now the only frozen food I cook are Russian dumplings (pelmeni); to make them homemade is way too much work. Cheers from Moscow! 🇷🇺
Only the first 5 seconds are enough reason why this is the only channel where I've got this notification thing of UA-cam activated
This is hilarious but the total opposite of my house growing up because my dad actually did all of the cooking
I knew that nap was coming 😴😂
Gorgeous wedding invite on the fridge 😎
My mom would literally fly to my house on a jet pack, cook dinner, and leave before anyone gets home.
lmao that mischievous music that kicks in when he has the idea
Where I live,all the guys know how to cook,I don’t think women do cook nowadays besides my grandma
For real man. My girl knows how to cook. But between u and me. It's not as good as my cooking haha. I'd never tell her that. Thoe. She doesn't like to tend to the cooking she like just sets it's on a low heat and cover its and ever noe and then go stir it hahs
The editing on your videos is spot on
I cook everyday (man) my wife would burn a pot of water...if your into fish ya can do salmon and rice in about 15...little longer though prolly but close
eggs are always a quick delicious meal, there are so many ways to prepare them, and pair well with a multitude of sides.
Literally making that right now
How do you get rice done in 15 minutes?
Cody instant rice....the microwave in the bag stuff
@@Fordrally89 I'll have to try that stuff. Sounds more fun than boiling for 45 minutes. But the brown rice in the economy bag is so cheap :)
It's funny because growing up in the south you learn how to cook, my girlfriend would have come home to fried chicken, fried pickles, collard greens, mashed potatoes AND a cream brulee for dessert
*My husband one time cut up a roast and served it as steak.*
It was so tough that I couldn’t chew it.
I only trust him to grill now.
Everytime I watch this guy videos I just cant help rolling up my sleeves.
When my dad cooks life is great!
The word supper makes me think of an Amish family eating at the table
I did all the cooking but this was me with cleaning/laundry.
You can always do a semi home cooked meal where somethings are prepped already like rotisserie chicken and then you can make a casserole with it by adding rice or cheese etc.
When the bongos came on…you knew that Opeceans Eleven was on
Can't believe I'm JUST finding ur channel.
NEED to laugh.
Thank you!!
the greatest heist video ever.
The fart when he gets off the couch 😆
Thanks for the great idea!
“Dill weed i..hhhw..what the fuck is dill weed”😂
Major Skinner steamed hams energy.
The cheese part 😂 that made it 100% believable
He whipped that up in 10 mins
Almost made it. Evidence removal was a failure..
LMAO, that’ll most likely be me in the future. 🤣
I was in the middle of watching this and realized I forgot about breakfast
The beginning of this video gave me bad flashbacks from my house last week! Wife was on a mission. 😂. 🍻 from Prairie Sunset Ranch !
Man, he has amazingly beautiful hair and eyes.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dillweed!!!!! I literally said the same shit trying to cook once
Pretty sure she would still notice the 6 boxes of Stouffer's gone... Lol
I love the fact that he says supper. I miss hearing that term
He calls his mom first thing 😂 full grown adult I do the same thing
Who enters the time on the microwave BEFORE they close the door???😂
This guy is a genius
Hell yeah he is.
He promised dinner on a Tuesday night because usually Tuesdays are poker nights with the guys
I got very anxious as soon as that label fell behind the paper towels
I have the same couch. Me and him are like best friends now.
My dad made the best bacon. Biscuits, sos. Gravy. Toast. Veggie beef soup. Hot chocolate. I don't feel like typing all night but he never ever pulled this bs.
The only thing is we need a sequel
I made two beer can chickens today but that was it haha
Goodness ever so Canadian meets Midwest 🥰😅🤣
The singing is me every time 😂
This needs to be an ad for stouffers😄😆😂😂