CSGO'd random critical miss

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  • Опубліковано 19 тра 2019
  • Those instances are rare, it took years to make a decent 4 minutes compilation, there is a bunch of other clips that aren't bad enough to be included, this is the worst of the worst. Four of those are from 2019, a big chunk from 2016-2018 (see sources/dates below). CSGO received major hitbox updates through the years, bomb plant isn't as broken.
    The most recent hitbox change was in 2018 (game released in 2012) blog.counter-strike.net/index...
    PSA: The deagle takes a very long time to reset its accuracy after jumping.
    Valve responding to the Hiko clip: / 4y62o5
    Sources in order:
    2019-05 / squareenergeticbillpra...
    2015-?? (down) • Video
    2015-?? (down) oddshot.tv/shot/steel-tv-20151...
    2016-08 / inquisitivecreativelou...
    2016-08 / encouragingicypicklese...
    2015-?? (down) oddshot.tv/shot/UzpuKgXFuKhDA...
    2016-?? / nicetamesrirachaasianglow
    2015-05 • Fragbite Masters S4: F...
    2018-?? / agitatedtoleranteggpla...
    2016-08 / plainproudspindleargieb8
    2019-04 / attractivecarelesssand...
    2017-?? / motionlesstardyegghass...
    2017-?? / cogentoilybaguetteomgs...
    2016-?? (mirror) • CSGO - AdreN Gets CSGO...
    2017-09 / gracefulathleticlettuc...
    2018-?? / crypticroundostrichthi...
    2019-02 / smokysweetpanlitty
    2017-04 / enchantingdependablesk...
    2017-?? / furiousbillowingchickp...
    2019-?? / abstemioussolidmonkeyc...
    2017-06 / vainexpensivedovepicom...
    2017-08 / nurturingcrazybananatt...
    2018-02 / smilingsavagemousebibl...
    2018-03 / crepuscularsparklycham...
    2017-?? / icyracymartenampenergy...
    2017-01 / cleverbraveshinglepeop...
    2018-?? / fantasticcalmslothperm...
    2019-02 / rockycaringasteriskthu...
    2018-01 www.twitch.tv/videos/22014751...
    2015-09 (mirror) • CS:GO EnVyUs vs Virtus...
    2018-?? / ramshackleheartlesscro...
    2017-?? / savoryblithescorpionco...
    2016-?? (mirror) • CS GO Steel 'HOW IS ...
    2016-?? / gleamingexcitedbisonbr...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @advang4820
    @advang4820 4 роки тому +7380

    Even the shooting mechanic is part of gambling too.

    • @Shadow-gz2hg
      @Shadow-gz2hg 3 роки тому +123

      CSGO logic : full p90 controlling spray and getting headshoted in 2-3 hits : WHAT

    • @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
      @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 3 роки тому +148

      @@Shadow-gz2hg empties half the clip on somone
      98 in 2 hits

    • @Shadow-gz2hg
      @Shadow-gz2hg 3 роки тому +65

      @@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 I have one better
      98 in 6 hits

    • @cryzieee
      @cryzieee 3 роки тому +46

      @@Shadow-gz2hg just hit 99 in 12 with m4, hello guys

    • @ZOCCOK
      @ZOCCOK 3 роки тому +20

      " _Immersion_ "
      - Gabe Newell

  • @owenwalters5818
    @owenwalters5818 4 роки тому +10924

    Imagine having a few million dollars at stake, and you miss a dead on headshot and you're only solace in life is the relatable feeling of "getting csgo'd."

    • @azharp9391
      @azharp9391 4 роки тому +770

      @@queuedjar4578 still, pro matches were being held before then, are they not?

    • @comradepierogi
      @comradepierogi 4 роки тому +73

      QueuedJar but before it was fixed it was causing serious problems, like shown in this video. There were a couple of moments from pro-players, so imagining shit like this happening in finale with 15:15 is not hard.

    • @thiagoklock5064
      @thiagoklock5064 4 роки тому +275

      Imagine playing a competitive game where you can't trust the game mechanics because it's full of stupid random events. That doesn't sound fair at all.

    • @queuedjar4578
      @queuedjar4578 4 роки тому +13

      @@thiagoklock5064 ​ Thiago Klock Counter-Strike is not random how you think especially if playing on lan/offline, everything that happens can be explained through the game's mechanics. Karrigan's headshot didn't hit the head hitbox, just went through the hat model beside his head. His aim likely still had the slightest of inaccuracy since it was still resetting from jumping no doubt, which you can't see since this isn't showing the dyanmic crosshair, and the deagle had one of the slowest post jump accuracy resetting speeds in the game. He did almost completely wait for it, and he had a dead center shot lined up, but he microadjusted a little too far down left so that it was more past his target's left cheek over his shoulder. The head hitbox looks larger from the top of this specific IDF model because of the floppy hat but really easy to miss from above because the head hitbox is much thinner from top down. In fact, if the OLD hitboxes were still in the game, he probably WOULD have hit the headshot since they were big boxes that didn't round out and fit to the player model's head and instead extended far outside the heads by many units. And if Karrigan didn't try to style on the kid and switch to his knife for no reason, he would have easily had the follow up shot. Regardless, 99% of the time, you aren't going to be shooting someone from this super weird angle directly above an enemy in csgo except in maybe intentionally vertical maps like Vertigo

    • @thiagoklock5064
      @thiagoklock5064 4 роки тому +25

      @Hithere 918 like what the actual fuck?!

  • @donyishai
    @donyishai 3 роки тому +7327

    TF2: critical hits
    CS GO: *c r i t i c a l m i s s*

    • @yoshizingordin5980
      @yoshizingordin5980 3 роки тому +48

      @cjsol57 cuz party rock is in the house tonight

    • @franc8023
      @franc8023 3 роки тому +37

      me: critical suicidal thoughts

    • @johnlime1469
      @johnlime1469 3 роки тому +6

      @@franc8023 I'm going through that too. I hope you're okay.

    • @smitty7510
      @smitty7510 3 роки тому +57

      in tf2 unfortunately we actually have both

    • @franc8023
      @franc8023 3 роки тому +1

      @@johnlime1469 It's a joke mate..

  • @AugustBreak
    @AugustBreak 3 роки тому +890

    It’s so surreal that this can happen especially when it’s being played in front of a massive crowd and treated as a true sports event. This is like if in football every time you kicked a field goal there was a chance the ball could go through the goal but it just wouldn’t be counted and there was no way to predict it.

    • @imbastrat
      @imbastrat 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah, because wrong calls or missed fouls never happen in football :)

    • @sb17899
      @sb17899 2 роки тому +171

      @@imbastrat true, but that is due to actual human error. for the most part, what happens in this video is not the fault of the players.

    • @taschenkarotte
      @taschenkarotte Рік тому +1

      Still more reliable than any referee

    • @arieson7715
      @arieson7715 Рік тому +33

      CSGO is such a shitty competitive game. Don't know why people uphold it so high.

    • @DaddyDagoth
      @DaddyDagoth Рік тому +2

      @@arieson7715 It's better than literally any other competitive game that has ever been made till now.

  • @DeactivatedAlmonds
    @DeactivatedAlmonds 5 років тому +2684

    "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
    "I've played CS:GO, I know it doesn't matter"

    • @jose2226
      @jose2226 5 років тому +51

      In CS:GO it be like: "You miss 100% of your shots you do take"

    • @DeactivatedAlmonds
      @DeactivatedAlmonds 5 років тому +9

      @@jose2226 That's the joke :^)

    • @jose2226
      @jose2226 5 років тому +10

      @MisfortuneFollows wow dumbass that's literally the joke r/woooooosh get of the internet, kiddo you're dumb.

    • @ransam8299
      @ransam8299 5 років тому +18

      @@jose2226 did you just reply to yourself?

    • @googleuser5018
      @googleuser5018 5 років тому +13

      @@ransam8299 I think he was trying to be passive aggressive and sarcastic, but it didn't work.

  • @genericalias6307
    @genericalias6307 4 роки тому +7600

    “Dude just learn the spray patterns”

    • @GoldenGubix
      @GoldenGubix 4 роки тому +15

      GenericAlias ah ah that’s so right

    • @NavidIsANoob
      @NavidIsANoob 4 роки тому +35

      Unironically yes. Stop whining and get good.

    • @logancampbell3065
      @logancampbell3065 4 роки тому +875

      @@NavidIsANoob even tho a lot of these were the first bullet

    • @flinnmen4099
      @flinnmen4099 4 роки тому +12

      @@logancampbell3065 thats the joke

    • @logancampbell3065
      @logancampbell3065 4 роки тому +521

      @@flinnmen4099 he said unironically... am I still supposed to take it as a joke?

  • @AegisAuras
    @AegisAuras 3 роки тому +1563

    0:57 I like how he could’ve just gone for body shots but he was a man of principle and charged to his death demanding the headshots he had earned, but the fickle server gods would grant him none on this day.

    • @TheNotFakeBot212
      @TheNotFakeBot212 2 роки тому +27

      Headsets have a faster ttk so it's much more beneficial to go for them over body shots when you can

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 2 роки тому +208

      @@TheNotFakeBot212 OP's point was that since he couldn't hit a headshot because his crosshair was bunk, it would have been good to just aim for the larger target to hopefully not have the same problem.
      We all know headshots deal more damage. Thanks.

    • @chumpisscrumpis154
      @chumpisscrumpis154 2 роки тому +78

      The fact that the game registers the blood decals adds insult to injury, truly a gamer word moment

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 роки тому +30

      @@TheNotFakeBot212 Wow, you just told us headshots do more damage. Truly a fountain of wisdom.

    • @ralleks
      @ralleks 2 роки тому +10

      Honestly one of the best clips in the game's history 🤣
      I would have lost my mind too

  • @CR0WYT
    @CR0WYT 3 роки тому +295

    "It's not the game, it's you."
    The game:

  • @cxsandidge3361
    @cxsandidge3361 5 років тому +4368

    The random dodge feature should have stayed in turn based games

    • @spider-man4460
      @spider-man4460 5 років тому +144

      Final Strike 7: Go'd Edition

    • @scootza1
      @scootza1 5 років тому +56

      I coulda sworn this was a mod of the new Xcom or something

    • @MrLego3160
      @MrLego3160 5 років тому +75

      What about dodge builds in payday

    • @L3ON360Z
      @L3ON360Z 5 років тому +6

      Oh boi Stone -Edge- Miss in Pokémon.

    • @MrItsMeMario1337
      @MrItsMeMario1337 5 років тому +7

      @@MrLego3160 suit only 3 detection no items baby

  • @nuttyhops
    @nuttyhops 4 роки тому +4258

    0:57 is just straight up painful to watch....

    • @unorthodox1430
      @unorthodox1430 4 роки тому +384

      hella funny tho

    • @G-ManXErlik
      @G-ManXErlik 4 роки тому +136

      @@unorthodox1430 agree with both of you lmao

    • @rain-er6537
      @rain-er6537 4 роки тому +45

      for my ears

    • @jaheimcrussell3955
      @jaheimcrussell3955 4 роки тому +246

      Me when someone is calling on a phone 1:02 😂🤣🤣

    • @Edi1107
      @Edi1107 4 роки тому +5

      @@jaheimcrussell3955 hhahahha

  • @als468
    @als468 3 роки тому +594

    This seriously raised my blood pressure

  • @elijahw6978
    @elijahw6978 8 місяців тому +233

    im so glad they brought this great feature back in cs2!

    • @usec-voice-1
      @usec-voice-1 8 місяців тому +8

      Point blank with a sawed off, I stg

    • @zioniczenko
      @zioniczenko 8 місяців тому +1

      Wow, sorry to hear that...

    • @KennyVo120
      @KennyVo120 4 місяці тому

      I missed this feature, thank you for implementing Valve!!

    • @zye.
      @zye. Місяць тому

      This is why I never got into global offensive, the amount of random garbage they put into the ""spray"" because "its a competitive game bro!!" makes me glad that 1.6 and Source doesn't have this nonsense

  • @eatanotherzio6811
    @eatanotherzio6811 4 роки тому +4337

    Halo has bullet magnetism
    CS GO has bullet repulsion

    • @Vibing2443
      @Vibing2443 3 роки тому +28

      Big brain

    • @Can_O_Peas
      @Can_O_Peas 3 роки тому +2

      @sightinsight You do know Halo is part of esports as well, right?

    • @bubby2878
      @bubby2878 3 роки тому +69

      @Comment was not made • 2 years ago Halo has bullet magnetism because it's part of it's aim assist system

    • @chummyweevil3948
      @chummyweevil3948 3 роки тому +11

      @Comment was not made • 2 years ago in halo 5 all guns have bullet magnetism (all guns that don't fire rockets or grenades ofc)

    • @chummyweevil3948
      @chummyweevil3948 3 роки тому

      @Comment was not made • 2 years ago😔

  • @Dazzazza
    @Dazzazza 3 роки тому +3029

    This is what the cops from payday 2 experience with when they fight against players whit dodge build

  • @Kanibulus
    @Kanibulus 3 роки тому +442

    1:01 - when the teacher misses your name in a zoom class

    • @osmankerimli6710
      @osmankerimli6710 3 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @mellow2879
      @mellow2879 3 роки тому +4

      Hello hello

    • @juanfelipe9320
      @juanfelipe9320 3 роки тому +4

      And assistance is 30% of the final note ._.XD

    • @wystrix439
      @wystrix439 3 роки тому +5

      This happened to me on the day I presented. I PRESENTED. How the fuck did she think I was absent?? My mother thought I was ditching my classes when she got a call from the school saying I missed class

  • @Shockwave231
    @Shockwave231 3 роки тому +3259

    Fun fact: Every time you say "I'm so done with this game", you put at least another 500hrs into it.

    • @umpugunusual1196
      @umpugunusual1196 3 роки тому +167

      When i said "i'm done with this game" i actually stopped playing it lol

    • @GIacius
      @GIacius 3 роки тому +4

      why is that though?

    • @nieildilsonsouza4747
      @nieildilsonsouza4747 3 роки тому +13

      not me, i'm done with this game and playing conan exiles atm.

    • @Yominication
      @Yominication 3 роки тому +10

      Id'd seriously go back and play CS 1.6 or Source

    • @lubu4u312
      @lubu4u312 3 роки тому +13

      its p trash. played for the first time in 4 years last night and its just people screaming in comp and kids talking about knife skins, no one walks and its still point and click ez with the awp or scout.
      Its about as exciting as TF2 at this point.

  • @watchme9463
    @watchme9463 5 років тому +27772

    This has been a serious issue since the release of the game but don't worry the next skin pack will be coming shortly.

    • @HumanGrunt
      @HumanGrunt 4 роки тому +219

      Watch Me read the description

    • @8Delian8
      @8Delian8 4 роки тому +598

      this guy predicted the fucking future, which is amazing, but also depressing.

    • @Epck
      @Epck 4 роки тому +23

      @@8Delian8 how depressing

    • @herberthans7015
      @herberthans7015 4 роки тому +145

      @@8Delian8 was it hard to predict though? EA, Blizzard, many of the biggest companies in the industry have been completely f***ing over their customers or "cleverly using marketing tools to maximize profits" for years. they set an example with their market strategies. I'm just glad I found this video before ever starting to play this game because I heard it's a fair and competitive game which it obviously isn't

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 4 роки тому +87

      Guess why i stopped playing. 64tick massive problems with the detection? Lets add a 13,49$ Pass first.

  • @jonisjon_
    @jonisjon_ 5 років тому +2655

    The amount of genuine anger I have accumulated from this video is immeasurable

  • @galenwhite8765
    @galenwhite8765 3 роки тому +3567

    I watch this and genuinely don't understand how people enjoy playing this game.

    • @Randomsmashfan64
      @Randomsmashfan64 3 роки тому +841

      I don't play CSGO, but I can tell that these moments are EXTREMELY rare. Even the description notes how long it took to find enough clips for just this short video. So this isn't representative of the average experience, but rather that of those notoriously infamous moments that happens now and again.

    • @galenwhite8765
      @galenwhite8765 3 роки тому +196

      @@Randomsmashfan64 Yeah, fair enough. At the same time, it's a game I've already gotten extremely frustrated with before watching this video so to see that this game has a mechanic like this built in just makes me dislike the game even more. Not as bad though since it's rare.

    • @NexusWarior211
      @NexusWarior211 3 роки тому +424

      @@Randomsmashfan64 They're not rare, people just blame themself all the time "they" miss when it's more likely that this sorry excuse for a game is in the fault.

    • @PaLaS0
      @PaLaS0 3 роки тому +158

      @@Randomsmashfan64 definitely not rare, happens once or more at least every 3rd game

    • @dream_killer-cc3vr
      @dream_killer-cc3vr 3 роки тому +38

      @@galenwhite8765 its not a game mechanic. You fell for it

  • @ChoomOfDoom
    @ChoomOfDoom Рік тому +89

    Csgo is the only game I can think of where you can ram your gun down a players throat, spray, miss every shot, and somehow it's your fault because you're "bad."

    • @maxerduster
      @maxerduster Рік тому +12

      Yeah, if you miss shots point blank then you are indeed bad at the game.

    • @juless27
      @juless27 Рік тому +1

      @@maxerduster but isn't the chance of missing bigger in point blank?

    • @D0G5Coolpat11
      @D0G5Coolpat11 Рік тому +2

      if you're missing every shot while spraying its because you're bad dude.

    • @warrenitsuks9580
      @warrenitsuks9580 10 місяців тому

      CS:GO is an fps that from the beginning heavily penalized spraying.
      Look up some sites of ppl spraying an AK - you'd be amazed how easy it is to miss a shot if you don't shoot correctly, even at point blank range.

    • @TheKillboy1000
      @TheKillboy1000 8 місяців тому

      @@warrenitsuks9580 I just saw a gopro video of some muslim guys spraying AK's and taking over an IDF base.
      I also watched tons of footage of ukranians and russians spraying each other down in trenches.
      you are a r3t4rd

  • @matte9049
    @matte9049 3 роки тому +1955

    1:01, That one kid on zoom.

  • @melting9419
    @melting9419 4 роки тому +1734

    Get lucky and get called a hacker
    Get unlucky and get called a bad player

    • @z1u512
      @z1u512 4 роки тому +55

      gvim80 csgO Isn’t AbOUt lUCk

    • @zenix4416
      @zenix4416 4 роки тому +20

      csgo in a nutshell :)

    • @Winston.Bateman
      @Winston.Bateman 4 роки тому +1

      Haha good excuse pal 😂

    • @ra1lgunz268
      @ra1lgunz268 4 роки тому +10

      @@Winston.Bateman you have to be really lucky to think that this is an excuse instead of a fact

    • @lotrlmao1648
      @lotrlmao1648 4 роки тому

      you have lucky critical hit like every bullet straight to headshot but no one complain except the victim, but this unlucky critical hit which miss everyshot complained by everyone that shot except for those who survived the shot, so yeah logic

  • @jjgarcia156
    @jjgarcia156 3 роки тому +385

    This is Valve's counter when people complained about random crits in TF2. Now we gotta live with it lol

    • @jveerf8573
      @jveerf8573 2 роки тому +16

      Even sometimes in tf2 you can have this issue

    • @jveerf8573
      @jveerf8573 2 роки тому +7

      With hitboxes

    • @vivelespatat2670
      @vivelespatat2670 2 роки тому +15

      With TF2, I feel like it's the opposite of the "CSGO'ed" effect : Sniper sometimes hitting a headshot despite aiming the torso or aiming at the air of someone's previous location and still getting a headshot.

  • @LeventK
    @LeventK Рік тому +8

    "Hey sometimes your opponent is having a great day."

  • @onurerol7687
    @onurerol7687 5 років тому +3498

    "how do you want the hitboxes on models?"
    Valve: "No"

  • @TheJohnGway
    @TheJohnGway 5 років тому +2070

    on 64tick "that would hit on 128"
    on 128tick "that would hit on LAN"
    on LAN "???"

  • @Casey_S
    @Casey_S 2 роки тому +36

    The fact that this game has this ridiculous issue and is an e-sport, fucking astonishes me.

    • @chrystynec1496
      @chrystynec1496 2 роки тому +1

      its pretty rare this critical miss, and tbh if any game deserved esports it would be csgo

    • @ig_okayeg
      @ig_okayeg 2 роки тому +4

      mate these issues were fixed like 4 years ago

    • @devinfraserashpole4753
      @devinfraserashpole4753 2 роки тому

      @@ig_okayeg Still happen to me often.

    • @brnn1069
      @brnn1069 2 роки тому

      ​@@ig_okayeg its really random , not happen to u, but casually happens to another, in other words, this issue still happens cause they didn't fully fix it and get worse who has the bad pc setup like bad monitor, high ping etc, the low latency its really important for FPS especially a trash bugged shooter game. I had some conversation with some peoples in reddit like 1 year ago, we came to a conclusion "GUESSING" with some tests, like creating a lobby in 64 and 128 tickrate 8 players inside , among the eight, six had problems, sometimes missing an impossible shot and the rest nothing happened. IN OTHER WORDS "Guess" this happens because of some bug in CS GO tickrate 64 or 128 whatever, which means he wont be able to get the shoot if the refresh rate of tickrate not work properly, giving for random player i kind of immunity or ghost phase.
      I've almost 8k hours i can confirm this happens to me sometimes, even with my good pc and 165 hz monitor.

    • @devinfraserashpole4753
      @devinfraserashpole4753 Рік тому

      @@gachigasm3210 Yeah... sure...

  • @biigg22
    @biigg22 3 роки тому +44

    TF2: Critical Hit
    CSGO: Critical Miss.
    The perfect analogy

  • @pointblank0020
    @pointblank0020 5 років тому +3836

    I'm surprised the casters actually comment on the bugs. Some e-sport events I've seen it's a no-zone taboo

    • @Delicoms
      @Delicoms 5 років тому +551

      It's because counter strike esports are very grassroots and haven't had corporate backing until very very recently

    • @Meemzeh
      @Meemzeh 5 років тому +613

      @@Delicoms Let's keep it really grassroots. Criticism should always be allowed.

    • @stephenbower5510
      @stephenbower5510 5 років тому +44

      A lot of these clips are reasonable (not all). Bullets have inaccuracy, even on first shot, so a good amount of the rifle clips were just unlucky shots. As for the AWP misses you don't have perfect accuracy on a quick scope or while moving, so a lot of those make sense too. A fair few of these clips the player starts moving right before the shot is taken.

    • @Meemzeh
      @Meemzeh 5 років тому +448

      @@stephenbower5510 Not true. A lof them are actually standing still for a considerable amount of time.

    • @mnamethonk
      @mnamethonk 5 років тому +117

      Because Valve let their games grow into an organic Esport, which is how it should be. Not like Fortnite or Overwatch where you just throw money at it and hope it becomes successful

  • @radioactivedragonite2420
    @radioactivedragonite2420 4 роки тому +2545

    Man. It really sucks that every single one of my kills that i missed was because of this bug. Valve pls fix.

    • @gh0stykins
      @gh0stykins 4 роки тому +56

      there are people actually like this though 😂

    • @HuaIs5foot3
      @HuaIs5foot3 4 роки тому +10

      Hitboxes were fixed a long time ago. You missed because you sucked.

    • @bleak21
      @bleak21 4 роки тому +37

      @@HuaIs5foot3 r/woooosh

    • @datashajohnson6542
      @datashajohnson6542 4 роки тому +22

      @Darcy Julen ツ ikr it's a new year so that means come up with new shit,the term isn't even funny anymore

    • @thatguy555
      @thatguy555 4 роки тому +10

      @Noobz4Lief What a creative and constructive comeback!

  • @DangAlfa
    @DangAlfa 3 роки тому +62

    Valve has been supporting the computing industry so much, just by making players break their pc valve has pumped a lot of money into the industry.

  • @bayuchandrasukma820
    @bayuchandrasukma820 3 роки тому +22

    "You either missed, or can't control the recoil."
    - Bruh

  • @mostlythatguy8278
    @mostlythatguy8278 4 роки тому +3447

    1:01 The guy screamed so hard that the guy came back from afk just to kill him.

  • @tristan3177
    @tristan3177 3 роки тому +3491

    When bugs like theses are called "CSGO'd" you know something's not right

    • @elobiretv
      @elobiretv 3 роки тому +203

      Shows how often it happens really, you can tell none of the pro's are suprised.

    • @elobiretv
      @elobiretv 3 роки тому +199

      @@djdagger238 Lol fuck off, it happens often enough that everyone who plays CS for a while knows about it.

    • @mwhunter2346
      @mwhunter2346 3 роки тому +50

      @@elobiretv it's not like happens everytime you shoot, it's just shitluck and bad registry

    • @ishouldntbesayingthisbecau1257
      @ishouldntbesayingthisbecau1257 3 роки тому +110

      @@mwhunter2346
      But his point still stands that it happens often enough.

    • @c0smo709
      @c0smo709 3 роки тому +8

      @@ishouldntbesayingthisbecau1257 with this many players , each having anywhere bewteen 200 to 10000 hours its bound to happen often

  • @GustavoOliveira-fo5et
    @GustavoOliveira-fo5et 3 роки тому +36

    "missed due to recoil"
    The guy was like, Point blank, omg

    • @maxerduster
      @maxerduster Рік тому

      This comment was made by a person who never played CSGO

    • @EvilIceCream333
      @EvilIceCream333 Рік тому +1

      ​@@maxerdusterno one cares how a game works. You stand in front of a barrel, you get hit. That's how guns work.

    • @maxerduster
      @maxerduster Рік тому

      @@EvilIceCream333 The bullets come out of your eyes (crosshair), not your barrel.

    • @EvilIceCream333
      @EvilIceCream333 Рік тому +1

      @@maxerduster wow.. no shit, just like other shooters. That's why guns are angled to look like they're pointed at the middle of the screen, so it makes logical sense the bullet hits the center where the crosshair is.
      Where do you think the barrel points? At the crosshair. When you put the crosshair on somebody, they'd be "in front of the barrel". Same thing.

    • @maxerduster
      @maxerduster Рік тому

      @@EvilIceCream333 You dont seem to get it, do you. These are hitscan weapons, not projectiles. So that means, where you point your crosshair is where the bullet will go to.

  • @exoghost3606
    @exoghost3606 3 роки тому +191

    I will never understand how these people can be so calm, if this happened to me i would be throwing things around

    • @laddicusprime1037
      @laddicusprime1037 3 роки тому +15

      In a competition game where money is involved and people are watching as well

    • @exoghost3606
      @exoghost3606 3 роки тому +18

      @@laddicusprime1037 getting angry on stream is not uncommon but in pro matches of course people need to keep their composure. Many of these clips were regular streamers or pros on their free time and i would expect more explosive reactions to such a common and infuriating problem

    • @omega458
      @omega458 3 роки тому +6

      You'd be throwing things around? Anger management anyone?

    • @hedutin
      @hedutin 3 роки тому +7

      You got anger issues then.

    • @exoghost3606
      @exoghost3606 3 роки тому +9

      @@omega458 @hedutin wow so funny how about you focus on the joke instead of telling me i got anger management issues over a simple comment.

  • @fredthemanish
    @fredthemanish 5 років тому +2359

    The valve employee response tho.
    1. Hikos gun temporarily transported into another dimension, shots 1-5 missed.
    2. His gun jammed at 5 secs into the clip, part of the realism we added to csgo.
    3. His enemy used instant transmission to avoid shots 6-10
    4. He died before he could shoot again, so his shots from 10-500 were not registered, they were for show.

    • @Kapperi_
      @Kapperi_ 5 років тому +387

      no his enemy activated his stand Crimson Ping and everything Hiko did was erased from this world

    • @fredthemanish
      @fredthemanish 5 років тому +9

      @@Kapperi_ lol

    • @KingHalbatorix
      @KingHalbatorix 5 років тому +28

      Kapperi_ I love it
      And King Crimson is literally just the host for a super laggy server:
      You know when the server lags reeeally hard for like 10 seconds and you end up mashing buttons because everything froze, but then all of a sudden it snaps back into sync and everything you mashed happens all at once? You got King Crimson'd. That's how it works.

    • @vinnisvidya
      @vinnisvidya 5 років тому +17

      The enemy used a rogue gamma ray to gain momentary invincibility, shots 1 - 74920.29E were not registered

    • @lr0nY
      @lr0nY 5 років тому +19

      @@combustiblelemons9346 valve literally commented on this clip... lol

  • @doodoofard69
    @doodoofard69 3 роки тому +1414

    The bullets: ⬆️↘️↗️➡️↖️⬅️⬇️⬅️⬆️↗️

    • @ssabykoops
      @ssabykoops 3 роки тому +15

      My counter: ⬇ ↖ ↙ ⬅ ↘ ➡ ⬆ ➡ ⬇ ↙ (づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ

    • @alexerr_wolf
      @alexerr_wolf 3 роки тому +10

      Is that Konami code?

    • @lukyn229
      @lukyn229 3 роки тому

      True :/

    • @freddyio8239
      @freddyio8239 3 роки тому +14

      HA↗️HA↘️HA↗️HA↘️

    • @Furious321
      @Furious321 2 роки тому +4

      @@freddyio8239 I'll always think of Peko when I see those arrow emojis.

  • @miketacos9034
    @miketacos9034 2 роки тому +104

    Fans: "We want Morrowind!"
    Bethesda: "Never!"
    Valve: "Okay!"

  • @ImagineBaggins
    @ImagineBaggins 2 роки тому +5

    This is a damn good compilation man. Must've taken a lot of work man, good job

  • @mr.timestamp1754
    @mr.timestamp1754 5 років тому +3600

    SEE YOU NEXT YEAR CROWBCAT!!

    • @funnybleepbloopthing
      @funnybleepbloopthing 5 років тому +29

      You mean a million years

    • @soldier7200
      @soldier7200 5 років тому +85

      Don't worry, it's almost time for this year's E3

    • @amaradax154
      @amaradax154 5 років тому +51

      @@soldier7200 still waiting on last years game awards............................-------,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    • @braumski2
      @braumski2 5 років тому +23

      His videos are pretty quality though

    • @WonderMePartyStrip
      @WonderMePartyStrip 5 років тому +14

      The supercuts will never return

  • @SudhanshuKumar19
    @SudhanshuKumar19 3 роки тому +1230

    Guy - Misses an Awp shot
    Others - Dude learn spray patterns

  • @AkibaMomoro
    @AkibaMomoro 2 роки тому +2

    This genuinely makes me feel better about some things I experienced back in my high school days 2014-2017 of CSGO.

  • @onii-chain
    @onii-chain 3 роки тому +26

    the fact that this happened this many times is crazy

    • @degeneratelowlife3171
      @degeneratelowlife3171 3 роки тому

      read mfin description

    • @onii-chain
      @onii-chain 3 роки тому +6

      @@degeneratelowlife3171 ?? okay and im just making an observation it still happened so many times over the years i feel like that just helps my point

  • @cosmicgarbage9919
    @cosmicgarbage9919 5 років тому +1329

    ***WHAAATT!?!?>!!?!?!?!?>???***
    literally the whole video

  • @beejor
    @beejor 5 років тому +6574

    Imagine if this kind of thing was tolerated in a major televised sport. Like a small percent of baseballs have random weights and centers of gravity due to factory defects. Rather than test the balls beforehand, the commentators are just like "well, that's just the game of baseball, folks! He just got baseball'ed!"

    • @LanceThumping
      @LanceThumping 5 років тому +53

      Did you read the description?

    • @BebxOfficial
      @BebxOfficial 5 років тому +295

      Good thing all of these issues are gone now. Hitboxes received an update that turned them from horrendously inaccurate cuboids, to sphere thingos a few years ago, but there was a flaw in those spheroids that meant that they did not match the exact rotation of the model. That is now fixed, and so the models are dead on accurate (exception from edge cases where you shoot a hat, or a backpack, or something like that. Wouldn't it be cool if when that happened, they went flying off? I digress.)

    • @GrantedBunion
      @GrantedBunion 5 років тому +176

      Or better yet 'Oh! That's A Baseball'

    • @HardDrumStep
      @HardDrumStep 5 років тому +47

      @@BebxOfficial How is it fixed? I get that every third round and I thought I am going crazy, I didn't believe it until I saw this video..

    • @BebxOfficial
      @BebxOfficial 5 років тому +36

      @@HardDrumStep are you actually certain you're not bad? Send me your timestamped replays, I'd love to see some of these, because I've not actually had any issues with CS in ages.

  • @AngryShooter
    @AngryShooter 3 роки тому +47

    I like how they then get killed instantaneously right after, perfect cherry on top.

  • @MarioGoatse
    @MarioGoatse Рік тому +15

    You’ve been CSGO’d, but are you ready to be CS2’d??? Let’s find out!

  • @Dimitrije_Sukovic
    @Dimitrije_Sukovic 4 роки тому +1804

    Without a doubt my favorites are:
    "Hello!? Hello!!?? HELLO" and
    "HOW IS HE ALIVE? HOW? HOW?"

    • @ValentineC137
      @ValentineC137 4 роки тому +50

      ah yes
      loud=funny

    • @ry4nmaster
      @ry4nmaster 4 роки тому

      Who's the hello hello guy?

    • @Dimitrije_Sukovic
      @Dimitrije_Sukovic 4 роки тому +12

      @@ry4nmaster The guy near the beginning with glasses who tries to headshot a terrorist with the USP.

    • @caniscanemeditbully214
      @caniscanemeditbully214 4 роки тому +1

      @@ry4nmaster TDR, I don't think he still streams CSGO since I've never seen a single clip of him

    • @yusuf_kizilkaya
      @yusuf_kizilkaya 4 роки тому +6

      @@ValentineC137 seeing people outraged by something so stupid and insignificant is pretty funny tbh

  • @kroneyt1493
    @kroneyt1493 4 роки тому +5135

    "I play CS:GO because it requires skill instead of luck"

    • @PhoenixWakeStudios
      @PhoenixWakeStudios 4 роки тому +195

      At this rate, it's more like a skill check.

    • @unnamed7485
      @unnamed7485 4 роки тому +111

      @@PhoenixWakeStudios yeah and these players all got low rolls

    • @deliverer4689
      @deliverer4689 4 роки тому +57

      @GenoyTexy he meant like in RPGs not that they ain't skilled

    • @nootaboot7042
      @nootaboot7042 3 роки тому +8

      Tbf this is really rare

    • @kroneyt1493
      @kroneyt1493 3 роки тому +37

      @@nootaboot7042 No...

  • @matthewmccoy7437
    @matthewmccoy7437 2 роки тому +8

    you know it’s BS when the announcers giving the play-by-play go “shot just went right through him”

  • @Insanefishinguy
    @Insanefishinguy 2 роки тому +68

    "Csgo has skill based aiming!"
    The aiming:

  • @BloodmoonPyke
    @BloodmoonPyke 5 років тому +1435

    Aims five hours at one spot, crosshair completely on point:
    *_misses_*
    Aims in 0.37936 nanoseconds:
    *_clean hit_*

    • @neoqueto
      @neoqueto 5 років тому +144

      While flying, doing tricks, blindfolded and having a pneumatic drill attached to the mouse at full gear.

    • @BloodmoonPyke
      @BloodmoonPyke 5 років тому +4

      @@neoqueto lmao yeah

    • @djlazzlow7651
      @djlazzlow7651 5 років тому +3

      Lmfao

    • @steveleopold6476
      @steveleopold6476 5 років тому +2

      @@rinkot284 crouching already gives you the most accurate shot. The clips you see in of them failing were either the old hitboxes when you were defusing a bomb was really bad or you are VERY unlucky that the spread of the weapon's bullets are really bad. The awp shots were because of them moving while shooting and their scope was still blurry so it wasnt an accurate shot.

    • @josht2185
      @josht2185 5 років тому +5

      Good gaming chair

  • @JBrander
    @JBrander 5 років тому +1345

    That's XCOM, baby!
    ...
    wait a minute

    • @uliloolilu780
      @uliloolilu780 4 роки тому +74

      Xcom soldier : 99% Chance Hit
      *miss*

    • @God-kg1lx
      @God-kg1lx 4 роки тому +15

      Fucking sectoids

    • @astheticeyeae5239
      @astheticeyeae5239 4 роки тому +5

      @@uliloolilu780 it actually happened to me. No joke.

    • @leonardobianucci6218
      @leonardobianucci6218 4 роки тому +19

      This generation of xcom doesnt even show you the Real value so a 100% have a 0,5% chance of missing. I looked up after missing a 100% shoot..

    • @manuelcampi8956
      @manuelcampi8956 4 роки тому +2

      @@leonardobianucci6218 damn and I call myself unlucky after seeing my soldier missing 60% shots...

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 Рік тому +6

    It's gonna be "seeasstwoo'd" now, instead of "seeassgoed"

  • @babuskarashuka8651
    @babuskarashuka8651 Рік тому +9

    Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
    Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
    Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
    Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.

  • @Jschad
    @Jschad 5 років тому +1294

    Well guys the annual crowbcat release is a success, have a wonderful year!

    • @OPTSXFilosoofis
      @OPTSXFilosoofis 5 років тому +44

      He stopped frequently uploading when he got exposed by his fans for shilling VR. He got paid by some shitty company to promote a game. Eventually deleted the video for example he didn't do his E3 video that year either

    • @jami376
      @jami376 5 років тому +1

      @@OPTSXFilosoofis Was that the CS VR video?

    • @munat6662
      @munat6662 5 років тому

      See ya next year nerds

    • @alecman95
      @alecman95 5 років тому +9

      @@OPTSXFilosoofis Wow did that actually turn out to be a shill? Watching the video I thought it was satire, then I've read his response "not all my videos must be critique, I like this!" and was really confused.

    • @BadRAM512
      @BadRAM512 5 років тому +32

      Was there evidence that he got paid? I thought he took it down because people were mad about him posting an optimistic video for a change.
      Edit: Looked around and the paid promotion thing was entirely speculation.

  • @ManinTidyWhities
    @ManinTidyWhities 5 років тому +661

    Valve: It's a feature, to handicap professional players while at the same time giving new players an advantage

    • @albin790
      @albin790 5 років тому +36

      Pretty much how it is in tf2 with random crits.

    • @alphawolf6708
      @alphawolf6708 5 років тому +15

      Yay rng, punishing players for doing the right thing since 2016.
      No seriously, the bullets are so randomized, its shit. Also deagle takes 0.33 seconds to become accurate again after jumping and landing.

    • @aeQuack
      @aeQuack 5 років тому +4

      Basically, randoms crits, in CSGO, except it not does no damages

    • @pratham6412
      @pratham6412 5 років тому

      Same as tf2 and Fortnite

    • @ocarrace
      @ocarrace 5 років тому +2

      Sounds like overwatch.

  • @Dakksy
    @Dakksy 8 місяців тому +12

    Some things never change huh

    • @Wavpro
      @Wavpro 8 місяців тому

      This has actually been fixed with CS2, the issue being the hitboxes not always matching agent skins. Now all hitboxes are the same, and basically as big as the biggest agent head.

    • @akumati86
      @akumati86 7 місяців тому

      Valorant fixed it lol

    • @doliniplanini2260
      @doliniplanini2260 2 місяці тому

      akshually@@Wavpro

  • @ArrowSkye
    @ArrowSkye 3 роки тому

    I think watching this video has shortened my lifespan by years because of the frustration.

  • @ryancyanide1601
    @ryancyanide1601 5 років тому +1176

    0:57 I can’t stop laughing at this lmao

    • @LPTV84
      @LPTV84 5 років тому +198

      When the game is as autistic as the gamer.

    • @kiirbstomp
      @kiirbstomp 5 років тому +5

      Bit too much sperging for me

    • @MyPlaylistWillSaveAmerica
      @MyPlaylistWillSaveAmerica 5 років тому

      r k how does Aspergers help?

    • @azzamA
      @azzamA 5 років тому +71

      his rage was justified

    • @bny7y
      @bny7y 5 років тому +48

      HEEELLOOOOOOOO

  • @youkha_sw
    @youkha_sw 5 років тому +1452

    Player : wtf that is clear spray
    Valve : No, you're delutional

    • @Deadener
      @Deadener 5 років тому +74

      Comrade Gaben, You're a gameplay programmer so am I. Can you explain to me how you aim directly at a hitbox at close range and not hit it? Not a miss, a direct aim with no hit. I'd love to know
      "I can't"
      Are you stupid?
      "No"
      Then why can't you?
      "I don't see how it couldn't have hit... but it didn't"

    • @Megaphonix
      @Megaphonix 5 років тому +82

      @@Deadener "He's in shock, get him out of here"

    • @bill_mccoy
      @bill_mccoy 5 років тому +72

      -The bullet didn’t hit! The netcode its worthless!
      -He’a delusional take him to the infirmary

    • @Digger-Nick
      @Digger-Nick 5 років тому +20

      I rate 3.6 / 15,000. Not great, not terrible

    • @wildwoody8324
      @wildwoody8324 5 років тому +26

      No you didn't shoot the hitbox BECAUSE ITS NOT THERE!

  • @JeebYeeb
    @JeebYeeb 3 роки тому +60

    Riot made a whole game based off of this mechanic

    • @dexxenyrcosas
      @dexxenyrcosas 3 роки тому +3

      Valorant?

    • @nekys6288
      @nekys6288 2 роки тому

      Riot games before 2015 was lit after that is shit. I meant lol and valo
      My friend aimed at head on mid-long distance registrated as body lol

    • @pardolagames8994
      @pardolagames8994 2 роки тому

      @@nekys6288 And, SOMEHOW, it's still a more fun game than CS GO.

    • @nekys6288
      @nekys6288 2 роки тому

      @@pardolagames8994 ofc but the video subject was csgo xd
      I'm not a big fan of fps but I enjoy csgo...

    • @thehurricane6767
      @thehurricane6767 2 роки тому

      @@nekys6288 Sounds like bullet drop.

  • @Tbird761
    @Tbird761 10 місяців тому +6

    The worst part isn't how frustratingly common this is in normal game play but rather how almost everybody pretends this problem doesn't even exist. Some real Stockholm shit.

  • @laughingoctopus8556
    @laughingoctopus8556 5 років тому +590

    4:29
    Wait, no don't leave us again, Crowbcat!
    Come back!!

    • @worshipdemons
      @worshipdemons 5 років тому +6

      Blease dont leave us 😭

    • @TopRascal
      @TopRascal 5 років тому +18

      Maybe he'll make a video next year.

    • @prodachoui
      @prodachoui 5 років тому +3

      @@worshipdemons 🅱️lease

    • @igrozor
      @igrozor 5 років тому +2

      One... eternity... later

    • @aegeancooper4506
      @aegeancooper4506 5 років тому

      He will upload when hl3 gets released

  • @kito861
    @kito861 4 роки тому +1508

    Oh wow, I didn't know CSGO had rpg elements

  • @newolku
    @newolku 7 місяців тому +5

    CS2's newest feature

  • @Dipsxi
    @Dipsxi 6 місяців тому +5

    I always come back for 0:57

  • @Megelos
    @Megelos 5 років тому +5352

    "Valve Employee: He missed, he bad" 250 points on reddit
    Normal Dud: I think the game is broken. -100 points

    • @Dourkan
      @Dourkan 5 років тому +984

      That's reddit for you

    • @mr.youtube1653
      @mr.youtube1653 5 років тому +694

      That's because Reddit is a horrible place filled with brain dead fuck tards.

    • @Nyacinth
      @Nyacinth 5 років тому +133

      @@mr.youtube1653 CS:GO Reddit Community*

    • @DemRupees
      @DemRupees 5 років тому +176

      Reddit is actually just 5 million Adam Conovers

    • @GAMIR_SFM
      @GAMIR_SFM 5 років тому +71

      That's why i leaved Reddit, a bunch of normes there...

  • @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz
    @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz 5 років тому +935

    "Did he just get mega CSGO’d tho?"

    • @thebackofdoctormanhattanshead
      @thebackofdoctormanhattanshead 5 років тому +43

      Oh my god crowbcat should put that quote in the video we all just watched

    • @NoMercy42069
      @NoMercy42069 5 років тому +2

      Yes

    • @AsdmirFTL
      @AsdmirFTL 5 років тому

      No.

    • @HaggisDruid
      @HaggisDruid 5 років тому +8

      @@thebackofdoctormanhattanshead Woah man, crazy coincidence, did you just watch this video like I did too?

    • @financemaster1400
      @financemaster1400 5 років тому +1

      That happens everytime not really CSGO'd in my opinion. Deagle jump accuracy reset is super slow everytime.

  • @alexvega8595
    @alexvega8595 3 роки тому +42

    99% of game - Valve.
    AIM system - outsource CD Project Red.

    • @stayofftheroads1383
      @stayofftheroads1383 3 роки тому +4

      i'm guessing you watched "overpromise, sell, underdeliver Cyberpunk 2077" too?

    • @dream_killer-cc3vr
      @dream_killer-cc3vr 3 роки тому

      The system in csgo is good and if you really were trying to say something about cd you shouldve compared it to css

  • @EntrEsprit
    @EntrEsprit 3 роки тому +9

    2:45 mixwell did everything so perfect without moving,accuracy 100% and missed lol

  • @MrCoCo753951
    @MrCoCo753951 4 роки тому +3241

    When even the gameplay itself is literally gambling. Lmao.

    • @epicat0r
      @epicat0r 3 роки тому +14

      Underrated comment

    • @berto5066
      @berto5066 3 роки тому +15

      all of this got fixed a long time ago lol, you are just a salty silver probably

    • @alilweeb7684
      @alilweeb7684 3 роки тому +166

      @@berto5066 spoted the kid

    • @berto5066
      @berto5066 3 роки тому +10

      @@alilweeb7684 spotted*

    • @alilweeb7684
      @alilweeb7684 3 роки тому +117

      @@berto5066 ohh the kid remembers his homework

  • @JoeyJoJoJoestarJuniorShabadoo
    @JoeyJoJoJoestarJuniorShabadoo 4 роки тому +1607

    CSGO is pretty janky, but Valve don't care as long as you keep spending $5 on jpegs.

    • @limeangelo6019
      @limeangelo6019 4 роки тому +134

      Spending 5$ on jpegs is the best description of a skin ive ever heard.
      Its even funnier considering valve didnt even made most of them

    • @emiliofernandez7117
      @emiliofernandez7117 4 роки тому +31

      @@limeangelo6019 Ive been around this game for years and never understood skins i think they ruined what cs:go used to be, focusing on the game not what color your gun is

    • @limeangelo6019
      @limeangelo6019 4 роки тому +10

      @@emiliofernandez7117 yeah the game is already good by itself so they dont need much tweaking around or else they might fuck up, so they added skins so players get more " c o n t e n t " and the game doesn't get stale

    • @miguenlanguen2459
      @miguenlanguen2459 4 роки тому

      U so clever, thats why they didnt made games for like 8 years

    • @odinsplaygrounds
      @odinsplaygrounds 4 роки тому +45

      This is complete fake news and disinformation. Valve does not charge for jpegs. They’re PNGs.

  • @mackhudson1493
    @mackhudson1493 2 роки тому +7

    wow, I thought it was kind of weird that I hardly miss this game and now I remember why I left it.

  • @hshsnshhs7382
    @hshsnshhs7382 3 роки тому +4

    I swear whenever this happens to me It throws me off for days, thinking I need to relearn something

  • @starstruckp4808
    @starstruckp4808 5 років тому +1975

    R6 Siege: My hitboxes are a mess.
    CS:GO: Hold my $2000 knife skin.

    • @krishnagodale3200
      @krishnagodale3200 5 років тому +35

      Tbf seige has worse hitboxes than csgo

    • @apantard2386
      @apantard2386 5 років тому +120

      @@krishnagodale3200 no, hitboxes are good now

    • @Nirwanaa
      @Nirwanaa 5 років тому +1

      They fixed all of this on csgo.

    • @Old_Ladies
      @Old_Ladies 5 років тому +2

      If you ever feel stupid just know that someone spent $61k on a skin in a game... Hell I make fun of people that spend more than a few bucks on a single skin. Personally I don't buy any skins and sell all the ones I get. Has paid for several games.

    • @shigee
      @shigee 5 років тому +9

      @@krishnagodale3200 Well, the hitboxes in R6 are more or less perfectly fine. IMO, it's the hitreg that is disconnected from the game.

  • @pgetheelderscrollsturkiye68
    @pgetheelderscrollsturkiye68 5 років тому +1291

    4:07 enemy chracter have bloody holes on it. *Valve Employee* : ItS cLeArLy bAd SpRaY

    • @PotatoTortoise
      @PotatoTortoise 5 років тому +39

      well yeah, its client side

    • @Pristine0
      @Pristine0 5 років тому +22

      You know that one actually was bad spray right? It was proven a long time ago

    • @Jop3lius
      @Jop3lius 5 років тому +115

      @Dab 1029 it doesnt matter if its a bad spray when it happens that close, try it next to a wall, every single shot would have connected here due to the low distance.

    • @FlickazSwag
      @FlickazSwag 5 років тому +5

      Not trying to be a smartass but I'm pretty sure that's hiko's blood

    • @Jop3lius
      @Jop3lius 5 років тому +95

      @cheekibreeki ivshashki well you arent being a smartass at all because you cant see your own blood like that on csgo when getting shot

  • @Shieldsz
    @Shieldsz 8 місяців тому +5

    CS 2 brought me back here for the same issue apparently, lmao.

    • @snuron
      @snuron 7 місяців тому +2

      that's why I play Valorant.

    • @Home_Rich
      @Home_Rich 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@snuron
      Gender confused game.

  • @Winkmyster
    @Winkmyster 2 роки тому +1

    The fact that events like this happen and valve doesn't try to get to the bottom of it,
    I can feel their grasp slipping.

  • @flaviohaggis4817
    @flaviohaggis4817 5 років тому +900

    it's like using VATS with 15 guns , 0 luck , 0 agility

    • @unapersona100real6
      @unapersona100real6 4 роки тому +16

      Nah because if any special stat is zero is I N F I N I T E it can be seen by the ghost people

    • @flaviohaggis4817
      @flaviohaggis4817 4 роки тому +1

      @@unapersona100real6 true but you get the meaning

    • @unapersona100real6
      @unapersona100real6 4 роки тому +1

      @@flaviohaggis4817 yes but its more like using the auto rifle with 1 luck 1 agility low guns skill and 2.33 ammo

    • @flaviohaggis4817
      @flaviohaggis4817 4 роки тому +1

      @@unapersona100real6 bear in mind that using guns is one of many mechanics that can be used to approach a certain situation in a single player game like new vegas , in cs go on the other hand ...

    • @heyyou9472
      @heyyou9472 4 роки тому +11

      lol
      *You’re suffering from Hitbox Withdrawal.*

  • @eugenebebs7767
    @eugenebebs7767 5 років тому +788

    Imagine if during FIFA's World Cup a ball would every now and then disappear when it's about to fly into the gate

    • @trickyvic6501
      @trickyvic6501 5 років тому +87

      Or just phase through the goalie's body

    • @Yaz27
      @Yaz27 5 років тому +100

      Did this man just call the goal "a gate"?

    • @eugenebebs7767
      @eugenebebs7767 5 років тому +142

      @@Yaz27 My bad, I meant "basket"

    • @whywhy8276
      @whywhy8276 5 років тому +1

      imagine when the ball disappears when it flys into the water like wtf

    • @GamingGhoster
      @GamingGhoster 5 років тому +3

      Imagine giving a fuck about FIFA XD

  • @huismands
    @huismands 2 роки тому +27

    The fact that they call it "getting CS:Go'd" basically tells you everything you need to know.

  • @KaptainCnucklz
    @KaptainCnucklz Рік тому +1

    I still come back to this video once in a blue moon to remember why I quit. I miss the UMP eco buy aces because headshot hitboxes were reasonable.

  • @bio0link
    @bio0link 5 років тому +1448

    The fact this happens in a LAN environment really makes me question the competence of the people who programmed the hit detection.

    • @mnamethonk
      @mnamethonk 5 років тому +57

      Majority of these clips are really really old and it has gotten much better over time.

    • @Ady_Mih
      @Ady_Mih 5 років тому +234

      @@mnamethonk " it has gotten much better" YEA SURE

    • @indomieforlife
      @indomieforlife 5 років тому +4

      @@Ady_Mih xD

    • @Flourikum
      @Flourikum 5 років тому +104

      @@mnamethonk still a common occurrence sadly. Not as many bullshit rounds but the worst part is valve defending the shit show hit reg, now they're trying to make CS:GO a Battle Royale and wonders why everyone hates them for it.

    • @ok-sj7bx
      @ok-sj7bx 5 років тому

      @@Flourikum i mean it usually doesnt happen for me atleast, sometimes some really fast flicks with awps dont hit which i were sure they would or long range ak shots to head, not usually close range even when it happens.

  • @cheekym8init
    @cheekym8init 5 років тому +1535

    It is a blessed day when crowbcat uploads

    • @xshadionytpx7891
      @xshadionytpx7891 5 років тому +7

      About shit that doesnt matter instead of actual problems lol how many games he missed ?

    • @ericschuster2680
      @ericschuster2680 5 років тому +1

      *cursed

    • @SolarClarence
      @SolarClarence 5 років тому +28

      @@xshadionytpx7891 You really think one of the biggest mainstream competitive games being this broken is a minor issue?

    • @AngelPerez-dw8ou
      @AngelPerez-dw8ou 5 років тому

      indeed

    • @michaelwesten4624
      @michaelwesten4624 5 років тому

      one day a year like Christmas

  • @VimyGlide
    @VimyGlide 2 роки тому

    i love the e-sports clips the most because you can HEAR the instant the commentator's train of thought shatters

  • @dreadburnz3522
    @dreadburnz3522 2 роки тому +56

    What happened to the dude at 0:57, reminded me of what happened to me. I was the last one alive and the enemy team said their last player was afk so I went to kill him at their spawn, but when I finally got to him despite staying completely still and lining up my shots not a single one hit. Right when I gave up and just went for the knife the guy came back and immediately headshot and killed me. The real kicker is it all happened in point blank range, even if I had somehow missed the head it should have still hit the body. Everyone on both teams was confused AF. I've played crappier shooters that didn't have those kinds of issues. CSGO is the only game where you can have your crosshair dead center at point blank range and still miss, and for some reason there's whiny piss babies who will go rabid at the mere sight of this piece of shit game being criticized for its awful gunplay mechanics.

    • @nighttime9539
      @nighttime9539 Рік тому +3

      CSGO is like an abusing girlfriend. You hate, you suffer from it, but still somehow love it. I think a bit of unfairness and a pain, in some weird and unusual way, makes it more fun. Of course this doesn't mean Valve should stop fixing bugs and leave it as it is.

    • @untag4066
      @untag4066 Рік тому

      cscuckies have sunk cost fallacy

  • @orxalot
    @orxalot 4 роки тому +397

    Tf2 players: complain about critical hits
    Valve: let's try critical misses this time!

  • @dachuckbuck669
    @dachuckbuck669 5 років тому +760

    The only thing that makes it better was when it happens, you always have that 1 toxic teammate
    “YoUr sPrAy CoNtRoL iS sHiT kId!”

    • @paninikachini5102
      @paninikachini5102 4 роки тому +11

      Eh this isn’t really a problem in recent cs. Most of these clips are old af. If you’re constantly missing shots you’re probably just shit.

    • @isaiah8047
      @isaiah8047 4 роки тому +99

      @@paninikachini5102 you're probably one of those kids LMAO

    • @spartankongcountry6799
      @spartankongcountry6799 4 роки тому +48

      @@paninikachini5102 I can smell your sweat from here.

    • @silvrIsley
      @silvrIsley 4 роки тому +13

      @@spartankongcountry6799 He's just saying that the issue occurs a lot less now, which I agree with. Said it in a douchey way though.

    • @Byzzan
      @Byzzan 4 роки тому +6

      @@paninikachini5102 CS:GOs hitboxes has been broken since launch and will be until it's death. Valve doesn't give a shit about that game anymore.

  • @KhaosInductionCreator
    @KhaosInductionCreator 2 роки тому +3

    I like how “He just got CSGO’d” gets used more and more as the video goes on because more and more people became aware of it or had it happen lmao

  • @makrophilip4069
    @makrophilip4069 Рік тому +2

    1:00 I love the way he tilts his head. Like he's trying to keep what's left of his sanity xD

  • @justderp5713
    @justderp5713 4 роки тому +3531

    Csgo players: *Shoots like 20 times with dead on accuracy and misses all of them* WTF?!??!!
    XCOM: First time?

    • @sirerik2825
      @sirerik2825 3 роки тому +65

      1 dmg Dodge: Grazed

    • @thepizzaheman
      @thepizzaheman 3 роки тому +111

      Then the alien gives you that damn fear stat and the dude starts randomly spraying at everything.

    • @Kilesfactor
      @Kilesfactor 3 роки тому +150

      > shotgun
      > point blank
      > *50% hit chance*

    • @khurelbatbayanbat7913
      @khurelbatbayanbat7913 3 роки тому +48

      @@Kilesfactor gun is literally inside the berzerkers skull- 52% chance

    • @ES-wi5ue
      @ES-wi5ue 3 роки тому +19

      Fallout VATS system lol

  • @ultimateburger46
    @ultimateburger46 3 роки тому +450

    0:57 gets me every time

  • @GoitoilaKen
    @GoitoilaKen 8 місяців тому +6

    update csgo 2 still have this problem :)

  • @emrecagl662
    @emrecagl662 11 місяців тому +5

    2:36 this happens to me all the time. I hate this game with all my heart.

  • @sponsorskipman1971
    @sponsorskipman1971 5 років тому +510

    Dice roll combat should've just stayed in Morrowind.

  • @CorkSkrew
    @CorkSkrew 4 роки тому +270

    For some reason this makes me highly uncomfortable, it’s so unsatisfying to see all these AWP shots just vanish into the Bermuda triangle

    • @giomr7923
      @giomr7923 4 роки тому

      Same, its annoying more than it should

  • @The1Wolfcast
    @The1Wolfcast 2 роки тому +1

    0:58 i love how the usps doesn't alert him but as soon as he knifes he immediately turns around and kills him lol

  • @Complexity03
    @Complexity03 2 роки тому +2

    This has happened to me so many times in the past. I honestly just thought I was bad at the game and there was some time of accuracy penalty I wasn't understanding or didn't know about.