CS:GO - Tilting a pro female team
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- Опубліковано 12 сер 2017
- So me and my friends got matched up against "Riot fe" CSGO team and won 16-14 on mirage.
Here's their hltv profile: www.hltv.org/team/7939/riot-fe
Here is zon1q's twitch account: / zon1q
And marions: / mar1on423
Music: Offenbach - Can Can Music
Some clarifications :
About my POV - If you're using ShadowPlay, you'll understand me better. With ShadowPlay you can record the last minute or so (depends on how much u change it in the settings) of your gameplay, which is exactly why I have 1 clip from my POV but not the whole game
Stream sniping: No neither I, nor my teammates stream sniped them, I cant prove it tho, its up to you to believe what you want. We threw 2 mollies to CT corner, cuz I was in shadow (under palace) and saw the tiny pixel of her awp sticking out from CT, gave the info to my mates and thats why we double mollied.
PLEASE don't be toxic in the comment section. - Розваги
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"Hey sometimes your opponent is having a good day"
This comment deserves more likes
This is from csgo loading screen right?
@@juancordoba8423 yep
@Su So outstanding move
Love that when i play aginst 2 spin botters ;)
Why does she look like she'd throw a cat over her head
BRO
*instant ban for* """"""""harassment.""""""""
Uglier too.
*Bruh*
I was thinking just that
I wish every csgo player were like mar1on. They don’t get tilted when they die, they keep their cool, they can still enjoy the game when they’re losing, and they don’t suck.
That's because she was drunk af
@@whynotlego7242 no, she wasn't lol. Just because she drank a beer doesn't mean she's drunk.
@@adrianok7329 it’s still possible that alcohol played a part
@@accurrent lmao have you ever had a beer? Shit's weak af.
well i actually don't rage at all and it's really annoying when i play with my friends and they keep screaming or saying that the guy from the enemy team is cheating
even if im very sure that the opponent is cheating i just report him and play on like nothing would happen and still try to win
After 5 years this is still a classic video I come back to just laugh 😂
hi
it starts with one
One thing I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
Yeah, that deagle headshot in pistol round is just crazy. Thats how you assert dominance.
@@runek100 eugh
professional female team = less than amateur male team
Expensive skins? ✔️
Temper? ❌
Callouts? ❌
Staying in Predictable Positions? ✔️
C1defx good headphone ❌
To be fair to them in one regard, you dont have to give calls based on the location if your team knows what youre talking about
they have horrible skills but expensive skins
you put an X on temper ?
@@amp4105 yeah. They can't control their temper.
"I got stuck, I got stuck."
*familiar intro plays*
Hey stepsister what ya doin
The Phantom, exterior like fish eggs
The interior like suicide wrist red
I can exercise you, this can be your Phys Ed
Cheat on your hoomies-- Argh I tried to sneak thru the door man!Can't make it,can't make it,Door stuck! Outta my way son! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!PLEASE! I BEG YOU we ded......You're..
@@arifcso6633 goddamn it, this meme is being alive for 12 years...
DOOR STUCKK I BEG YOUU
@@cryzieee this meme will never be forgetton
What makes this more funny is judging by the results, it’s actually a tight game - their tilt is an example of entitlement
How does that make it *more* entitled? Are you somehow implying that raging when you're clearly getting your ass beat is a better example of social adjustment?
nowhere near a "tight" game. They literally let them win rounds.
He bought a deagle on pistol... it couldnt have been that tight
entiltment
nope white knight pro females got destroyed
3:11 nice crosshair placement
Lol
Tbf, she fixed it when she went back around in the same clip. But yeah, never point at the ground.
Girl with the glasses just chilling while her teammate enters rage mode
There is always must be a person who just chills and dont give a damn, when teammates are super tilted.
Ma girl Mar1on never tilts
@@greet6252 nor is palestine
@@greet6252 shut the fuck up, you're arguing about the legitimacy of a country in a UA-cam comment section about CS:GO. Not just to mention the fact that nobody was talking about it until your "quirky" self brought it up.
@@ted7653 Gree t was speaking facts
‘Goes into most used spot to camp a’
*get killed*
‘MoTherFuKers Have CheATs
I love how she says it and with that pouty face
"Hev cheet"
Plus she had an awp like wtf.
@@lazyturtle17gaming57 fr like what was the play there ; camp in ticket booth corner with an awp lmao
@@bogdan9450 yeah,I only do that when the bomb is planted.She should have just watched a ramp or palace.
*get's thrown 2 molotovs in her face*
*MoThErFfucKerS hIv ChEts
you just gotta come back once in awhile to this masterpiece
Dude i remember watching this masterpiece when it was months old. Algorithm taking me back lately
Someone who calls palace “A apps” deserves to be tilted
Have you never seen a european stream on myrage? I hear the call a apps often there.
he is not talking about what people say instead of "palace". people who dont have education with lower than 10 iq would say that. apps refers to B apps generally.
and she called underpass as short
*crucified
Vico s1mple? Any pro?
When she said muthufouckas have cheese I felt that
Thanks for the likes
No wonder she was so angry, they took her cheese
@@fancylad8112 Yea :DD
Who needs gaming chair when you have c h e e s e
khef cheatkhs
they only lost because of c h e e s e
Watching this video again and after 6 years still laughing my ass off
This video really made my day lmao🤣
What is the music name from the latter part of the video? Thanks!
At least the girl with the glasses didn't rage, she just got frustrated. And she had a mic that didn't bursts your eardrums everytime she spoke into it.
yeah true I mean the girl w glasses was normal reaction the one without was just yelling and bitching at the mic
She was drunk. When you're high you're calm af.
@@peacemekka Bet
@@peacemekka usually when some are drunk, they start typing se xual things in chat lol.
@@bimmer8602 depends on what your true self craves.
>no headset
>A aps
>top tier skins
>rages instead of calling out
>calls cheats in a close game
Guaranteed a Master Guardian
>no headset
Long-haired has earplugs (see wires)
@@genesi544 means no headset ...
@@greenperl159 at least not with speakers
Loba no headset too bruh
i feel offended
Watching her get this tilted made me lol my ass off cheers man!😂
Why does she have the camera in her face like that? 🗿
its a twitch facecam, everyone has that lol
This is clickbait I didn’t see a pro team
excatly but props to "Mar1onn" she didnt tilt that much and was a bitch.
@@blankfist2921 yeah literally mar1on was like "eh just another good player" while Zon1Q was like feminazi woman when a man refuses her "30% discount" that was applied 4 years ago.
@@StromcekDavid 😂
I really want to like your comments but its already at 666 likes so sorry
@@bappo3837 I'll do you a solid and make it 667
You forgot the clips with the pros
Lmao
The girls are the pros
Some Asian Dude woooosh
Okay I was joking I obviously know that he was joking too
@@DuyNguyen-nb3jj then r/whoosh him.
Epic video & great editing do more😂😂👍😎
bruh they aint even know callouts this is still funny after 5 years, bless the algorithm
When she said: "madrphakerzs hev cheetz", I really felt that
ngl it hit home hard man i got a boner real quick wait i-!!!!!!!
Chets*
@@420a4 more like cheet
Chits
@@IsraelCountryCube lmao what are you trying to do
If they are pros I’m Jesus they literally don’t check corners...
Jacob Roberts dog wif hat
Yea and they say "WTF?!?!?"
women doing male things
Gabriele Cafiero since when is that a “male” thing?
@@gabrielecafiero9014 Well theyre trying to be like us but just bad
To this day this is one of my favorite videos💀
*runs blindly around the map and doesnt check corners*
"I knew it!*
Love how she's using 10$ Headphones
And her skins cost 1000$+
Just lovely
Gotta flex on demn
If you get them gifted the money ist lost in steam and you can't do anything with it (:
expensive headphones provide no advantage other than durability, change my mind
Ikr the one with the glasses only get 150 fps on average like bruh my setup is only 750 and i get 250 fps
Connor Parker you can get surround sound with expensive headphones so you can hear around you Ingame
40% skins
0% skill
60% tilt
100% tits
@@sefyu501 200% ass
@@Nukezy. 300% Pussy
Theyre winning tho
@@sefyu501 400% the concentrated power of being a female
I love how the youtube algorythm casually takes me back here every few months
One of the most iconic csgo videos
> *Put on Headset*
> *Cracks knuckles*
> *Hate on women*
_Yep, its gamer time_
literally everyone in the comments
Minorities too
@@11123fsd how
Games rise up
Ayyyy g nice pic
I’m still no-clipping around mirage trying to find “a apps”
Well good luck, hope you find it in next few years :)
i guess a apts is easier to say than palace??
@@jesus4.079 i come from europe many people here say A apps but i dont like that call xD , it means palace , that part u were right - greetings
When i play with people who call palace A apps im just gonna bait them
Did you find it?
The music compliments this so well
I started playing 15 days ago. Atleast I call out where the enemies are when I die, correctly, and wear headphones.
They lost cause they’re French and they couldn’t surrender
Under rated comment lol
lol
Makes sense
damn it we need some germans over here XD!!
Ah,good times
simple facts:
its not slope, its ramp or main.
its not a apps, its palace.
i believe callouts are more varied across regions, some friend groups/stacks might have different callouts too
Its not contact its connector
It is. A fucking. Pit.
Some people call ramp as pit.
its slope in all of scandinavia
watched this probably 20 times since you posted it, still just as good
This is the first time am watching this video and i can assure you I'll watch it again as well for how funny this video is😂😂
this is top tier comedy
Cr3w : "The whole game is from their POV since I didn't record."
*30 seconds later*
*Shows his POV*
* sorry for the edit ik this ruins the comment : i came back to this after 6 months and 8k likes lol *
SIKE
think they meant they didnt record first part and not as much.
Shadowplay op yay
@@MrCoolBossMan-cum ye
So that was a fucking lie.
the p in female stands for professional
Theres no p dummy
@@EpicJonC u miss the joke man...
EpicJonC r/woosh
@@EpicJonC I'd delete this comment
JvR knowing that this comment was made a month ago I’d only assume he doesn’t care ._.
its been 5 years and i still laugh everytime i see this vid
the girl with glasses is pretty chill ngl
Coming soon: Trans-women team demolished entire female tournament
And thats a fact
Looool
Was thinking that through the entire video...
Like really, how could they not be mad if a trans-women team completely owned the female pro scene...
cypherusuh gender doesn’t matter in gaming there is no benefit to being one gender or the other .
uwuCat it was a joke bud....
They should’ve called for *”BULLY_HUNTER_77”.*
shieeet i remember that
*And that’s what this is all about*
yeah bro my uncle called Bullyhunter77 when he went in vietnam war
Lmfaooo
*clapping sound*
Holy shit is this funny, I started dancing to the music at some point xD
5 years later and this video is still a classic
Their skins are the only “pro” part about them
Their*
Neo Pistea thanks*
I mean hey they have fancy kitchen knives what else can you ask for
@@WhateverItTakes17 .
real and virtual both
"pro", hell, they don't even know callouts on mirage. Which is the most common map for pro teams to pick.
A aps
1 aPpS
not defending them, but a aps is a common call depending on what region you play in, and it's easier for a non-native english speaker to say a apps than palace
Specifically, I was talking about other callouts that she made and thought they were ridiculous. But I get what you guys are all saying. Btw thanks for all the likes and comments that’s pretty cool!
@@Noir... personally i've heard some of the callouts that she used a lot on eu faceit, but my issue isn't with the names of spots, it's that she called spots out and they were just plain wrong. like she called slope when the guy was a apps.
"a apps pushing slope" man is phoon
Certified Classic
If you think this is sexist, we laugh even more when a man gets tilted and screams at the screen.
When a man gets tilted is funnier
GREEN GREEN, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM. I SEE ME ALONE RAMP
YinChun green is always the problem
jhon velasco im tyler 2 buddy
Exactly cause men are actually funny
So funny how they just say random shit every time they die to make it look like it wasn’t their fault 😂
Darth Mook basic novas
Darth Mook bring memories of fortnite
No connector
Basic female nature
Darth Mook they are always the victim..
I remember watching this video 3 years ago... still so funny lol
These molotovs🤣🔥 a violation
that voice tells me that they are in baguette land.
Haha
@Craig Finger yes, cool math
@Craig Finger thanks for the translation, I don't speak Baguette.
Imagine living In France
@@D.H.1082 🤣
"pro female team" one of them isn't even using a headset
In ears are good if u have the right one's tho
Ice Whoops. Thought you were talking about ears. Well sense I have no idea what these are, can you tell me?
you cant use headsets on lan
@Arma Lol Those are sound cancelling headphones so they can't hear the narrators
@Arma Lol IN LAN, out of lan they use headset like normal people lol
legendary video
Everytime he gets killed:
"I KNEW IT"
*Knows she's in the corner and throws a Molotov there*
Her: He has cheats!
220 IQ move
She also walked into it
*Clara*
Roodly F Buts lol she was surrounded with Molotov not walk in
@@Bizzroa She could've ran with the knife when she saw the first molotov and could've probably survived if they didn't shoot her.
Doesn't check any corners. PROS
Bullock Gaming the silver elite scene
tfw average rank s esea matchup beats pro female team
Bullock Gaming lol, this is the closest to a pro team that women can get
the fact they're raging in baguette with me speaking french and understanding the whole thing makes it so much better
4:10 idk why but im laughing so fucking much imagining your troll face when you threw that molotov
i love how the girl with glasses is pretty chll but the other girl is actually tilted.
I love how the girl with glasses is complete trash, accurately reflects her demeanour
@@Heartbeatslol bro she is just chilling
@@Deppie_____ that's why they getting dummied
@@Heartbeatslol very true but at least she wasn't malding because of her own mistakes. Yes she got angry but don't we all? Good on her but the other one is a goof
@@Deppie_____ true
Nothing screams “power move” like running a Deagle on pistol round and coming out victorious
he wasn't running
@@Sh4mall- ?
@@tonimarinkovic3234 I’m with you
@@Sh4mall- hE wASn’T rUnNiNG
@@Sh4mall- he was
Casey Stoner: When ambitions outweigh your talent
Shoutout to MAR1ON423 for not raging and actually accepting their defeat
Emergency Exit yeah she took the L with Grace
She was pretty decent and had a normal amount of tilt.
I really liked her Fuck You phrase xD
“I killed this not true :(“
*i dont believe him*
she was drinking anyway
Props to the girl with glasses for being so chill lol
She was just chilling drinking beer lmao
@@unoreverse9320 I would drink every time in csgo if I was that bad
she seemed tipsy.
@@darkmax4872 not everybody weighs 400 pounds and bases their life worth off of pixels omegalul
@@roachdoggjr5840 You are not very smart if you think that you can deduce my appearance and weight based off a comment. I've ran half marathon and currently I'm training for a full marathon running 10 miles and 20 miles on Sundays. I don't want to hear this from the guy that uploaded a video of destiny, one of the grindiest games.
Old but gold, this is.
This video is the only thing that keeps me from ending it all.
yeah. let's hide with an AWP in the most common spot.
Yes
My favorite part is calling cheats in a common place to sit xD
@@SenzuoN i literally got the vibe they have no idea people will throw molotovs or grenades in common spots even if they didnt actually SEE the person go there. She thought they were cheating because they grenade checked her corner basically 😂
3 molotovs plus a wallbang seems sorta specific
@@jovanovic1327 she walked very slowly in the corner, I'm sure a t saw her walking towards the corner
"A apps"
skins 100
tilt 100
knife 100
skill 0
callouts 0
lesson of the day, skins dont contribute to skill
not defending them but A apps is a normal callout in europe
@@stefman3553 It doesn't make sense tho. "A aps" can be very easily mistaken for "aps" if there is lag in voice or if people just mishear you, the callouts need to be distinctive.
@@danielsvab7299 ik i dont use it and i dont like it but im just saying its quite common
What you said: "0 skills"
What actually happened: 14x11
Are you serious?
@Voilturez It literally isn't, phonetically you say palace just as fast as a aps and it can't be mistaken for aps. The callout is impractical in every way.
Gigachad energy right here
i watched this video like every time it shows up on my screen
xD
The one without the headset is like the type to blame her team for not coming with her after she says “I’m gonna solo hold b no one come.”
not picking sides but she's using earphones instead of headphones so she can get used to them in lan events because people there usually wear earphones under noise cancelling headsets
She probably did that before
"peek him he's low"
OMG WHY DID YOU PEEK HIM!!!!!
@Stanko Stojicevic underpass 🤫
@@ix4034 shes getting used to them for lan events??? what lan events are these bots going to? LMFAO
im homosexual
xd love ur profile pic
I want to like but it's 420
S L A V
*M A T H E R F A K E R S D E I H A F C H I T*
runescape reppin
Aww man, no footage of the pros?
first clip the mic quality oml
the one with glasses at least knew partially what she was doing and wasnt raging. the chick with no headset was all but positive stuff
the *chick* with no headset
lol moment
@DrZeldaGlitch what's wrong with saying "chick" ? I don't get it.
@@yaoimessiah offended people
@Josho55 that's her problem. If she's a feminist, but gets offended by the word "chick", which is equivalent to "dude", then it's not because you're a feminist; you're childish.
@@drzeldaglitch Yeah, you are right he should have called her object
*Women plays CSGO, communicates with the team, still loses*
*Men play CSGO, dead silent. Wins match*
@Godd Howard 100% accurate prediction
who cares
Oskar Beres. Do you even play CSGO. It’s one of the most important parts of it. Without it it is much harder
@@shortsentral I don't get the point in posting the comment it's just a bit sexist imo
It's not about man and woman, those players were just better.
the one who got tilted the most actually played the best on their team
If these girls are considered pro players, then I'm a 10 times major winner in the female pro scene 😂
Clorox Bleach yea they just run out of covers and don’t even jiggle peak AWPs
The considered pros for woman xd
@@fraseringram2248 Nep from Soviet is really pro
I dident no bleach was a pro csgo player
@t0xic he represents TheFeministSJWs team
Those molotovs were gold 😂
I guess you could say they were...
fire 🔥🔥🔥
Joshua Lessore yeah like for me in a game when I have a flamethrower I'm like yeaaa burn burn in Hell bitches
That was lit
No they were made from a flammable material. You dingus
god tier content right here
rip FaZe Kitchen D:
This doesn’t look pro tbh this looks like the average gold nova match
as a diplomat from gn3, i would like to firmly decline your offer in calling her gold nova, we pass her to the silvers
@@yaboiphreshroyalty8275 ah I see, I only have 100 hours on csgo so I don’t know a lot of it
@@FirstNameLastName-yo9fy all good just making sure I'm not taking the fall here
@@yaboiphreshroyalty8275 i have 230h and i am gn1 im sure they will be good at silver 4
@@yaboiphreshroyalty8275 please as a professional Silver shitter we're tossing their ass back to casual, atleast in Silver instead of getting angry we get disappointed in ourselfs
yeah a "pro" without a headset, a bad temper, and is a horrible teammate
She literaly have headphones but u blind.
@@babyyou548 I will let the world know that headphones and headsets are the exact same thing from today on.
@@wyattdivers3543 who hurt you?
@@leoortiiiz everyone lol
@spookyskelly skeleton okay I understand but like still do u see my point of view,?
Classic at this point xD makes me lough every time
the music makes it so much better
If thats a pro team. *imagine an amateur team*
buy menu? i thought you kept that money for skins!
Wood master elite
same with these shits lmao :D
one girl was tilted while the other seemed nice
Jiinx the other one was pretty cute tbh
@known Tarsier the horse one
Facts
@@minhvu8057 lmao
@@minhvu8057 tilting is an act of slowly getting angrier at others even is your bad
the dishwasher getting mad
the very first clip was so funny 😂
PRO TIP: If they're better than you, they're cheating.
FNATICS CHEATING??
ItzDarthNugget U copied chad fuck u
ItzDarthNugget Well not CS related, but on PUBG I call cheats fairly often and 90% of those times that I call cheats I watch the game replay and spectate the person I died to and sure as shit they’re aiming at people through mountains, following people with their crosshairs through walls, other day I saw someone who was nonstop full autoing me at 600 meters with perfect precision while I hit him back every now and then use instant healing to survive, so yeah a lot of the times someone beats me in PUBG they are cheaters lol.
DatsDoodoBaby because pubg cheaters are stupid
They only use third person zoom
this i hate so much.. i mean i am cheating but still :D
Did she seriously just tried to knife people while running behind them?
“I am the spy”
Miss Cheats Does sound like she’s been having a bit too much eclair recently
Hey I do that all the time in mm
ua-cam.com/video/NDhKgybDolw/v-deo.html
The Games ofc its mm. Duh
absolute gigachad buys deagle on first round
Cr3W manages to rekt the entire enemy team, whilst still looking like a gigachad
"If I stand in the middle of this open place, I probably will not get killed"
*gets killed*
"WTFFFUIWDFTUYIUFIPIIOUNFK"
happens
Yea, the words pro and female don't go together well...
MATER FAKERZ HAVE CHITZ!!!!!
Has a knife worth 2 grand, uses apple headphones
Mutagens knife was probably donated to her by a horny neckbeard
Mutagens like a female gamer needs to buy anything lol. Women in the west cant fail. Orbiters paying her anything
Headphones are what normal people use, she uses earbuds
then blames herself why she said short while the guy was at underpass lmao
Earbuds arent that bad, Coldzera uses earbuds on Lan