Female Delusion: Man are WORSE Than Bears?!

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  • @ItsAGundam
    @ItsAGundam  6 місяців тому +251

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    • @astrolabia106
      @astrolabia106 6 місяців тому +5

      didnt even wait? sponsor in the first few seconds huh?

    • @fearoffema
      @fearoffema 6 місяців тому +21

      Gundam being able to eat things other than gone off tuna is the only thing that brings me joy in life.

    • @abhishekverma4029
      @abhishekverma4029 6 місяців тому +2

      Hey did you eat your two bags of packaged tuna yet.

    • @Gametester110-qf8vs
      @Gametester110-qf8vs 6 місяців тому +5

      *No worries, ladies!* Us guys don't wanna be stranded in the wilderness with you either. Haha.

    • @astrolabia106
      @astrolabia106 6 місяців тому +1

      i suppose it gets it out the way

  • @facelessman9224
    @facelessman9224 6 місяців тому +2182

    These women have never been stuck in the woods ever in their life. 100% guarantee if they were stuck in the woods, they would run to the first man they saw.

    • @shadowarez1337
      @shadowarez1337 6 місяців тому

      And we'd send back to feed the bears one less cnt to deal with in this world as no amount of work will reverse the brainwashing that's been done with feminazism.

    • @ceoatcrystalsoft4942
      @ceoatcrystalsoft4942 6 місяців тому +261

      @@StackSnackies nah, they think their local park with a cluster of trees is the woods, and anywhere you can't immediately see a house on the other side is the "deep wilderness"

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 6 місяців тому +116

      Ranger in woods being chased by apparently crazy lady: "Yogi! Help me!"

    • @rage6154
      @rage6154 6 місяців тому +8

      So true

    • @AlvinKazu
      @AlvinKazu 6 місяців тому +126

      ~That's what I said. 99% of these women are from cities, literally have never touched grass in their lives, nor been in "The woods" in their lives....

  • @facelessman9224
    @facelessman9224 6 місяців тому +1323

    "There are protocols in place" she says, as if the human/bear treaty was signed 1000 years ago that says "If a lost girl is waving her arms, don't eat her."

    • @inyu00
      @inyu00 6 місяців тому +90

      don't you know? it was one of the reason Ceaser was deleted he wouldn't sign.😆

    • @Parlimant_Strifey
      @Parlimant_Strifey 6 місяців тому +96

      really doubt she has ever been in the woods in her life, let alone woods with real bears. Watches some videos calls it protocols now.

    • @shrinkshooter
      @shrinkshooter 6 місяців тому

      she's an idiot trying to sound intelligent but doesn't know the definitions of words. "objectively," "rationalized with," "protocols," "privilege" of stopping the bear, and other words that are blatantly incorrect choices for the concept she's trying to communicate. Doesn't even know what "reason" means.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 6 місяців тому +82

      When the Great Bear War ended, we had to sign a treaty before we destroyed each other completely

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 6 місяців тому +53

      yeah bears always follow protocol, they are very polite animals

  • @MasterTangApprentice
    @MasterTangApprentice 6 місяців тому +702

    The punch in the nose is for sharks, not bears... Punching a bear in the nose will get your arms ripped off from your body while the bear eats you alive.

    • @beowulfsrevenge4369
      @beowulfsrevenge4369 6 місяців тому +101

      Yeah, don't that to a bear. That'll just piss them off more.

    • @M4dM4n96
      @M4dM4n96 6 місяців тому +16

      Brian Blessed once punched a Polar Bear in the nose
      Just thought you should know

    • @Ash_Wen-li
      @Ash_Wen-li 6 місяців тому +40

      I've seen it work on video. But it was a kick and the dude had the high ground. Either way very lucky. If the bear wasn't trying to climb up rocks to get him he likely wouldn't even be able to hit its nose

    • @realhorrorshow8547
      @realhorrorshow8547 6 місяців тому +38

      A little while ago a woman in Australia was attacked by a Great White shark. Her husband punched it in the eye until it let her go. So there's a real life man v wildlife choice. I thought the Aussie punching a kangaroo to protect his dog was impressive, but taking on a Great White, Jesus!

    • @Nixlplix
      @Nixlplix 6 місяців тому +14

      Shh...they don't care about reality.

  • @latt.qcd9221
    @latt.qcd9221 6 місяців тому +738

    "If a bear is attacking you, you can use bearspray or punch them in the nose."
    Both of which men are invulnerable to because of their "Absolute Patriarchy" buff that provide them with immunity to all status ailments and physical attacks.

    • @williansnobre
      @williansnobre 6 місяців тому +80

      Also, I'm pretty sure that punches and bearspray works on most men as well, way better than they work on bears.

    • @loudnoises5372
      @loudnoises5372 6 місяців тому +86

      "Uhhh excuse you? It's called "Bear" spray for a reason. Obviously this would never work on a man, so ignorant!" Every intellectual woman that gave very serious thought to this quandary🙄

    • @turtlesallthewaydown8831
      @turtlesallthewaydown8831 6 місяців тому +19

      Hey look he rolled a critical!

    • @TheDestroyerG7X
      @TheDestroyerG7X 6 місяців тому +18

      I think you guys are forgetting that bears have significantly more sensitive noses and eyes than humans, pepper spray should be more than enough to put them in serious pain. It's what the bear decides to do with that pain that matters.

    • @mystic6121
      @mystic6121 6 місяців тому +3

      @@williansnobre This is funny because there is no report of people doing that, surviving in a predatory encounter.

  • @Richforce1
    @Richforce1 6 місяців тому +2903

    I think Al Bundy said it best, "I don't need to understand women, women understand women and they hate each other".

    • @HasanPikerIsADouche
      @HasanPikerIsADouche 6 місяців тому

      And Ted Bundy showed how dumb and easily manipulated they are

    • @dutchielander2478
      @dutchielander2478 6 місяців тому +173

      "Women. Can't live with em,...the end."
      One of my favorite Bundy-isms.

    • @realhorrorshow8547
      @realhorrorshow8547 6 місяців тому +35

      @@dutchielander2478 I think that one's Ted Bundy.

    • @boodledemic6430
      @boodledemic6430 6 місяців тому +8

      If that ain’t the truth

    • @MTG69
      @MTG69 6 місяців тому +44

      Love and marriage, love and marriage....thanks for getting this song stuck in my head, it's been awhile.

  • @greg_mid_tn3150
    @greg_mid_tn3150 6 місяців тому +517

    Women killed Chivalry. Now just leave them to the bear.

    • @michaelzephyros7725
      @michaelzephyros7725 6 місяців тому +7

      facts

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes 6 місяців тому +35

      I almost feel sorry for the bear.

    • @johnsmith361
      @johnsmith361 6 місяців тому +32

      ​@@Nyet-ZdyesDon't be, the bear will be happy for the free lunch.

    • @noctisluciscaelum2365
      @noctisluciscaelum2365 6 місяців тому +13

      @@johnsmith361Nah the bear would try offing itself, because the woman wants to see its manager.

    • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
      @FishareFriendsNotFood972 6 місяців тому +3

      Yes, please! Just leave us alone. Thank you.

  • @TPFB129
    @TPFB129 6 місяців тому +2165

    Bears Going Their Own Way, Grizzle Grizzle.

    • @Kal_g
      @Kal_g 6 місяців тому +157

      Then the female bears are going to have a problem, and try to shame them.

    • @TPFB129
      @TPFB129 6 місяців тому +73

      ​@@Kal_g based

    • @bobdole3804
      @bobdole3804 6 місяців тому +143

      ​@@TPFB129Female bears can be more aggressive and dangerous then male bears.
      So that part tracks with humans too.

    • @djtoxicdhg
      @djtoxicdhg 6 місяців тому +84

      Bgtow

    • @imnotcreative2214
      @imnotcreative2214 6 місяців тому +22

      DAH BEARS! DAH BULLS!

  • @Nilluks
    @Nilluks 6 місяців тому +920

    women: Why so many men are attracted to AI girlfriends?!
    Also women: Bear

    • @Unfazed1888
      @Unfazed1888 6 місяців тому +104

      Both equally sad.

    • @Rokomarn
      @Rokomarn 6 місяців тому

      Na ​@@Unfazed1888

    • @ChaptermasterPedroKantor-kv5yw
      @ChaptermasterPedroKantor-kv5yw 6 місяців тому

      Once they can put an AI girlfriend into a robot body women it will be over for them. No more simps willing to spend thousands for just the tiniest of chances to get a whiff of pooniti. Once we get artificial wombs the two genders will separate into 2 different species. And I don't think the female one will live for long, running itself into the ground very soon.

    • @wolfgangkranek376
      @wolfgangkranek376 6 місяців тому

      Why are so many women attracted to bad boys?
      Als women: Men bad!

    • @jenn2894
      @jenn2894 6 місяців тому

      my niece brought up the bear vs man scenario recently and acted shocked that i immediately said "the man, duh"
      she started in on how men are more of a threat to women than bears.....as she was getting dressed in an outfit that looked like it was designed for street walking, to go get wasted in a club full of "predatory men".....
      like girl, if you don't gtfoh with that bs, lol you walk around practically naked in front of men all the time, but I don't see her exploring bear caves with beef jerky in her pockets

  • @Takinu
    @Takinu 6 місяців тому +744

    Chicks will deadass say they can "reason" with a bear like they are the BEAR WHISPERER.

    • @DarkCT
      @DarkCT 6 місяців тому +63

      and we all know most of these people have never met a single bear in their lives, let alone looked into the general rules around the main bears that even exist. they'd give the wrong signals to the bear and if they are lucky would past tense swiftly.

    • @Mooshkajoe
      @Mooshkajoe 6 місяців тому +1

      The meme has solidified for me that the average western "independent" woman is so far detached from reality, and there's zero hope of reasoning with them.
      Anyone who actually believes they are safer with a bear and not just piling on the meme for the painfully obvious reason of mask-off misandry is saying more about the current state of feminism than I ever possibly could.
      Take any woman who says this and put them in the woods and encounter a bear. The very FIRST thing they are going to be looking and screaming for is a man to help them.

    • @kenricnarbrough8191
      @kenricnarbrough8191 6 місяців тому +31

      i've seen a few Disney movies, how hard can it be??

    • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
      @dearthofdoohickeys4703 6 місяців тому +47

      Even bear whisperers get mauled to death.

    • @DanielChico09
      @DanielChico09 6 місяців тому +35

      @@DarkCT Swiftly? Bears start eating their prey alive and frequently start with the legs.

  • @darkmega97
    @darkmega97 6 місяців тому +3513

    Being maulled by a bear: 😂
    Hearing women talk for a minute: 💀

    • @flarestorm9417
      @flarestorm9417 6 місяців тому +230

      "Just punch the bear in the nose."
      *The bear pins her down and starts mauling her arm*
      "He must be a mastermind of the highest order."

    • @MrQwertyman111
      @MrQwertyman111 6 місяців тому +90

      @@flarestorm9417 Yeah... some people are so gone nowadays, it's no longer funny. Because once you realize you have titans of intellect around you, being dangerous to themselves and YOU as well? Scary.

    • @crash4267
      @crash4267 6 місяців тому +24

      Yeah a 5.5 person can fight a bear 😂

    • @Zagirus
      @Zagirus 6 місяців тому

      Stronk independent wahmen, but at the same time, the poor victims of the big bad patriarchy that ushered them into Civilization from the Stone Age. Complete ingrates.

    • @zapkiller7
      @zapkiller7 6 місяців тому +89

      @@crash4267 I mean, anyone can fight a bear. The hard part is surviving that fight

  • @TheRealGeorgeSears
    @TheRealGeorgeSears 6 місяців тому +820

    I'm out here flexing like prime Schwarzenegger since women think I'm scarier than a bear

    • @pauperslament3467
      @pauperslament3467 6 місяців тому +31

      Noice.

    • @Dinoslay
      @Dinoslay 6 місяців тому +88

      I don’t believe that they’re actually afraid of men by saying that. It’s just trendy to dunk on guys in general through social media. What they’re regurgitating is merely a childish luxury belief, really.

    • @TheRealGeorgeSears
      @TheRealGeorgeSears 6 місяців тому +91

      @@Dinoslay oh absolutely, but might as well use it to stoke my own ego

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 6 місяців тому +49

      "honey, would you still love me if I were a bear?"
      - Albert Einstein

    • @edudmodnar4661
      @edudmodnar4661 6 місяців тому +6

      Based

  • @Waywind420
    @Waywind420 6 місяців тому +185

    ''hah i'd rather meet a bear in the woods because men are so dangerous'' she said as she continued to willingly live amongst men for some reason.

    • @ng38477
      @ng38477 6 місяців тому

      99% of rapes of women are by men. Majority of murders of women are by men. Bears are not murdering and raping us.

    • @justananonymouspotato
      @justananonymouspotato 5 місяців тому

      Men are inescapable as they make up so much of the population, unfortunately, so it's not willingly for me.

  • @tbxvividos
    @tbxvividos 6 місяців тому +727

    I had an alphabet coworker falsely accuse me of grotesque things which led to a multiple months long investigation that eventually resulted in the determination that I never did anything wrong and there was no evidence to any of her claims.
    Even after the investigation cleared me I was still looked at questioningly by management afterward, my career was completely halted, and there was never any punishment for the false accusations. Because she's alphabet mafia. So she's protected.
    Later discovered she did this to someone else she didn't like at her previous employer as well.
    Society tells these people they're infallible, and it goes to their heads.
    It's disgusting.

    • @smackdatmoney
      @smackdatmoney 6 місяців тому

      Always work with extreme caution around people with mental illnesses

    • @TheGosgosh
      @TheGosgosh 6 місяців тому

      Probably not entirely correct nowadays…because some join that group *to get power*. They were bad apples long before they joined.

    • @SolDizZo
      @SolDizZo 6 місяців тому +75

      (And they sit on HR panels)

    • @MRMONKEYPUNCH
      @MRMONKEYPUNCH 6 місяців тому +40

      At least you have integrity, you will get farther in life than that person ever will my brother, hopefully enough time has passed or you moved on to some better job.

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 6 місяців тому

      She is part of the protect LG"VY" so she is socially untouchable.
      All we had to do was not give them the right to m?rry but no, we gaslight ourselves it would be fine

  • @mondayjoker
    @mondayjoker 6 місяців тому +990

    I kind of respect these women choosing the bear. For the first time, they're offering to treat someone to a meal.

  • @iamthecheese2737
    @iamthecheese2737 6 місяців тому +523

    "you can use bear mace on bears, but there's nothing you can do to stop a man".... Apparently a dude that's all horned up is an apex predator above bears. You know what bear mace is to a grizzly? Seasoning for your corpse.

    • @Z3r0_L1f3
      @Z3r0_L1f3 6 місяців тому +64

      Don’t forget humans invented a weaker Bear Mace to use on other humans. Pepper Spray. I think Bear Mace would be overkill to use on a human

    • @iamthecheese2737
      @iamthecheese2737 6 місяців тому +53

      @@Z3r0_L1f3 some would argue .357 magnum would be overkill too, but if we're talking about a SA predator? Does it really matter?

    • @solsotice6775
      @solsotice6775 6 місяців тому +16

      I don't know if you intended or not, but the "... apex predator..." part is a great double-entendre judging context.

    • @Gorbz
      @Gorbz 6 місяців тому +33

      If you are allowed to use bear spray on the bear, then can you not use bear spray on the man too? And in that instance the man is more likely to run off than the bear would, right?

    • @kirbyjoe7484
      @kirbyjoe7484 6 місяців тому +5

      To be fair you are far more likely to be attacked or killed by another human while out hiking than you are a bear and it's not by a small margin. We are talking more than 15 times more likely.

  • @TheChocoboKid
    @TheChocoboKid 6 місяців тому +105

    That first woman is confused, every single "advice" on a bear isn't for bears. The punch the nose is against sharks not bears.

    • @Timiboy
      @Timiboy 6 місяців тому +13

      Well the waving your arms thing is true but depends on what kind of bear you're dealing with

  • @axson8
    @axson8 6 місяців тому +237

    Just remember that Wolves decided to join Humans because they realized that hanging around Men was better for them long term.

    • @Witchmee
      @Witchmee 6 місяців тому

      Wolves actually don't like men much at all and prefer women because they can smell the men's testosterone, and it makes them super aggressive.

    • @JumpCutThis
      @JumpCutThis 6 місяців тому

      That is the most cogent statement I’ve seen in a minute. Definitely making notes.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 6 місяців тому +29

      also they are fluffy and get head pats and we get best friend

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 6 місяців тому +2

      You just know why women didn't object even once...

    • @Viewable11
      @Viewable11 6 місяців тому +5

      Because it was free food and warmth from the camp fire.

  • @BrownGaijin
    @BrownGaijin 6 місяців тому +562

    "A bear can be reasoned with." No, no they can't. Bears lack prudence.

    • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
      @dearthofdoohickeys4703 6 місяців тому +3

      😂

    • @realhorrorshow8547
      @realhorrorshow8547 6 місяців тому +51

      I wonder what reasoning she would use. You're on the bears turf, you have no means of defending yourself, you'd be a tasty meal. What piece of Ciceronian rhetoric are you going to use to convince this bear not to do what's easiest, obvious and natural to it?

    • @moresnacksplease526
      @moresnacksplease526 6 місяців тому +55

      "Bears, isn't your behavior privileged and problematic towards marginalized groups? You're really creating a toxic and exclusionary environment."
      Bears: "RAWRARARAR!"

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 місяців тому +14

      @@moresnacksplease526 ah yes, the sound of toxic behavior. :D

    • @moresnacksplease526
      @moresnacksplease526 6 місяців тому +8

      @@marhawkman303 Bears feel ashamed when it’s pointed out

  • @thejaegerbomber99
    @thejaegerbomber99 6 місяців тому +1105

    "I'd be much less scared by a bear than a man who wants to grope me."
    Lady, this is real life, not Baldur's Gate 3.

  • @Feracitus
    @Feracitus 6 місяців тому +90

    false acusations should be an automatic sentence of the crime wrongly accused.

    • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
      @FishareFriendsNotFood972 6 місяців тому +1

      Thinking with all the brain power of an ameba

    • @GoongLaus
      @GoongLaus 6 місяців тому +15

      That would mean punishing Women for their bad behaviour. Cant do that. Sorry mate.

    • @raidenstark4964
      @raidenstark4964 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@GoongLausJust wait until a woman falsely accuses you

    • @Zodroo_Tint
      @Zodroo_Tint 6 місяців тому +9

      @@FishareFriendsNotFood972 Accountability is your kriptonite.

    • @LSB001
      @LSB001 5 місяців тому +5

      @@raidenstark4964
      I take it you missed the incredibly obvious sarcasm?

  • @mr.melancholy4973
    @mr.melancholy4973 6 місяців тому +513

    "A bear can be reasoned with." Maybe she can put this to the test and go try it out.

    • @marlom7882
      @marlom7882 6 місяців тому +76

      They say “bears don’t always attack” … ok? Neither do men wtf? A nga could just like camping or hiking. Why’re they acting like we’re all the irl version of Judge Holden?

    • @settame1
      @settame1 6 місяців тому +45

      I’m assuming she only goes to female run businesses and has no interaction with men day to day.

    • @shrinkshooter
      @shrinkshooter 6 місяців тому

      "i was gonna gobble this chick but then she initiated the dreaded HAND WAVING PROTOCOL and had to immediately abort mission"

    • @Ubertrollz69420
      @Ubertrollz69420 6 місяців тому +49

      @@settame1 I wouldn't wanna interact with her either

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 6 місяців тому +4

      I would watch a video of that

  • @erminrad1
    @erminrad1 6 місяців тому +1696

    Some women don't live in reality

    • @morbius_of_krell
      @morbius_of_krell 6 місяців тому

      Some?

    • @IchbinX
      @IchbinX 6 місяців тому +298

      "some" lol

    • @no_player_commentary
      @no_player_commentary 6 місяців тому +82

      @@IchbinX Literally beat me to it

    • @SirAuron777
      @SirAuron777 6 місяців тому +69

      @@IchbinX based

    • @imnotcreative2214
      @imnotcreative2214 6 місяців тому +1

      This is whamanism 101. If there is no problem they will make one. Meanwhile most other people man or woman with a full functioning brain are problem solvers not problem makers.

  • @ugandapegora
    @ugandapegora 6 місяців тому +917

    As a man living in Southeast Asia, I feel sorry for men in America. They work hard to build society, provide security and pay taxes, yet they are treated like second-class citizens and are not respected by their women.

    • @vault1549
      @vault1549 6 місяців тому +125

      Yep. Same here in the UK. We're treated like utter garbage. But only white British men.

    • @alyrafsanjani6928
      @alyrafsanjani6928 6 місяців тому +49

      Same as a Man from SEA i dont know , why "some" western woman are like these? Are they so out of touch from reality

    • @Onurleft616
      @Onurleft616 6 місяців тому +62

      what part of Southeast Asia are you from? from my part some women are starting to get infected by these Western Femzis idea even tho it's still a minority we're starting to get a push from them

    • @Professional-Hater-No.1
      @Professional-Hater-No.1 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Onurleft616Those Who Live Their Entire Or Most Of Their Live In Western Countries Are The One Saying These Crap.

    • @Mr.McWatson
      @Mr.McWatson 6 місяців тому +37

      @@alyrafsanjani6928 well, mainly because they've been lied to for decades about who they are and what they deserve. Tell anyone for decades they're a special race due to the circumstances of their birth and they'll believe it at some point.

  • @ian_ford
    @ian_ford 6 місяців тому +160

    That British woman in Romania tried to take a selfie with a bear. She found out which was more dangerous, after a man called a doctor had to sew her arm back together.

    • @vinnyandlin8510
      @vinnyandlin8510 6 місяців тому +12

      Obviously the man. If they can sew limbs back on then who knows what else they're capable of /s

    • @justananonymouspotato
      @justananonymouspotato 5 місяців тому +2

      Bear most likely won't bother you if you leave it alone. It only attacks for survival.

    • @ian_ford
      @ian_ford 5 місяців тому +11

      @@justananonymouspotato Do you really want to take that chance with an animal that cannot reason? An animal that can snap your spine with one swipe of its paws?

    • @justananonymouspotato
      @justananonymouspotato 5 місяців тому +2

      @@ian_ford If it means I'm not at risk of being SA'd or tortured or worse, then yes.
      Bears are more predictable than men.

    • @michaelmitchel3471
      @michaelmitchel3471 5 місяців тому +2

      @@justananonymouspotato gl

  • @phoebea
    @phoebea 6 місяців тому +294

    The first and last time I hiked with a group, I had an asthma attack at the top of the mountain. If it wasn't for a couple of guys who hiked down with me (3 hours) and refused to leave me behind, I'd have gotten lost, and would have been stuck with a forest full of bears (it was spring time in the pacific northwest.) My girl friends ditched me because it started raining heavily when we got to the top. So, yeah, I'll choose to be stuck with a man in the woods rather than a bear or my girl friends. Lesson learned.

    • @Nocomment552
      @Nocomment552 6 місяців тому +76

      Reasons/experiences like this is why as a woman I have trouble trusting other women… If I was in your hiking group I’d definitely walk back down with you (rain be damned).

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 6 місяців тому +117

      if they abandoned a "friend" with asthma for any reason, they are not really "friends"

    • @YoutubeAccountok
      @YoutubeAccountok 6 місяців тому +59

      I hope you're not friends with those people anymore.

    • @dbsommers1
      @dbsommers1 6 місяців тому +31

      ​@@marcogenovesi8570she said they were female. Women will eagerly give their friends bad advice if it results in drama they can talk about.

    • @AlvinKazu
      @AlvinKazu 6 місяців тому +29

      ~Na chill, don't you know, the bear would give you CPR and nurse you back to health?`
      That's horrible your "Friends' left you.

  • @herringnicholas
    @herringnicholas 6 місяців тому +285

    The fact that she said a bear can be reasoned with says everything you need to know about her level of critical thinking.... or lack there of.

    • @smackdatmoney
      @smackdatmoney 6 місяців тому

      Straight insanity that they genuinely believe a wild animal can even be "reasoned with "

    • @Kunigunda897
      @Kunigunda897 6 місяців тому +20

      Someone calculated that encounter with a bear has a 50 times higher chance of not ending well. All this question and the option isn't rational more like emotional or some are just using this to demonise men further. I'm not talking social media seriously.

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 6 місяців тому +21

      I highly support these kinds of women to go test out their theory. I believe that they can do it! 🤣

    • @manoz6194
      @manoz6194 6 місяців тому

      ​@@tjjordan4207yeah put her in the woods

    • @Touma134
      @Touma134 3 місяці тому +1

      She described reasoning as scaring it off or fighting it off. So thinking is an issue let alone critical thinking.

  • @edwardp7725
    @edwardp7725 6 місяців тому +2750

    Septum piercing is such an easy red flag. These women are letting you know to avoid them.

    • @greensmurf221
      @greensmurf221 6 місяців тому +206

      And it shows they're being led around.

    • @mattjohnson8585
      @mattjohnson8585 6 місяців тому +101

      Funnily enough I just came to that conclusion independently this very morning.

    • @lds_drive
      @lds_drive 6 місяців тому +233

      @@greensmurf221 I'd love to know what went through the mind of the first woman who looked at cattle and went "That's sexy. I gotta have that". 😂

    • @lostvayne9146
      @lostvayne9146 6 місяців тому

      so are permanent ink defiling your body. Remember to consider what their intentions are.

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 6 місяців тому +194

      Septum piercings, blue/purple hair, anything pentagram related, help me out here people.

  • @apeabel
    @apeabel 6 місяців тому +167

    "A bear can be reasoned with."
    I want the extend my most sincerest condolences to the men of America for having to deal with this insanity.

    • @justananonymouspotato
      @justananonymouspotato 5 місяців тому

      No sane woman actually thinks they can reason with a bear. Most women pick the bear because they'd rather risk death to a bear than something unpredictable and worse to a man.

    • @crocadillius6418
      @crocadillius6418 5 місяців тому +4

      Compared to girls like that, the bear really can be reasoned with.

    • @FireRising86
      @FireRising86 3 місяці тому +2

      My life is hell

  • @annatardlordofderps9181
    @annatardlordofderps9181 6 місяців тому +719

    The Man Vs Bear question is the perfect example of why universal suffrage is a mistake.

    • @storm___
      @storm___ 6 місяців тому +88

      Perfect example of the fact that logic is just impossible for some people.

    • @lezgobranden1707
      @lezgobranden1707 6 місяців тому +16

      💯

    • @deaconcaron8133
      @deaconcaron8133 6 місяців тому +12

      It reminds me of the gorilla vs grizzly bear debate.

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 6 місяців тому +30

      Truly an awful mistake.
      We should correct it at once.

    • @blahmcblahface3965
      @blahmcblahface3965 6 місяців тому +55

      Yes...all downhill since we let them start voting...

  • @igodreamer7096
    @igodreamer7096 6 місяців тому +443

    "Chivalry is dead. Women killed it." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

    • @1986SuperVegeta
      @1986SuperVegeta 6 місяців тому +16

      Correct

    • @0730bcorm
      @0730bcorm 6 місяців тому +14

      Chivalry was dictated by how they wanted knights to act. Sexual assault was allowed in chivalry if the woman was in enemy kingdom. Also, bears are not knights

    • @erueka6
      @erueka6 6 місяців тому +8

      ​@@0730bcormsounds ok what's the issue.

    • @zdancrk
      @zdancrk 6 місяців тому +2

      Greatest comedian of our time. #DaveChappelle

    • @colinr0380
      @colinr0380 6 місяців тому

      I _loved_ that game!

  • @widexawake_
    @widexawake_ 6 місяців тому +426

    Let them live in the woods with the bears. Let us see how long bears put up with their bullshit 😂

    • @LeeroyPorkins
      @LeeroyPorkins 6 місяців тому +30

      Skyrim taught me well about the Bears

    • @thekunninglinguist2397
      @thekunninglinguist2397 6 місяців тому +16

      Wait till the women have their rags LOL

    • @sgtbigballs666
      @sgtbigballs666 6 місяців тому

      No, these people need to be kept out of the woods. I don't need them ruining them along with everything else.

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 6 місяців тому +3

      Suggest it to Mr Beast. He does weird games and contests all the time.

    • @giovannibermudezjr
      @giovannibermudezjr 6 місяців тому +21

      Poor bears won't be able to hibernate because the women won't shut up...😪

  • @blackice8043
    @blackice8043 3 місяці тому +5

    Punch the bear in the nose? It's not a fucking shark?

  • @count69
    @count69 6 місяців тому +355

    "The bear can be reasoned with" "There are protocols in place" - and she gest to vote.

    • @carleskilson65
      @carleskilson65 6 місяців тому +23

      Yah there has to be some kind of cognitive test to vote these days with what some people are spewing 😵‍💫

    • @Akaeus
      @Akaeus 6 місяців тому +19

      Starship Troopers had it right. People should work in service to their community to gain the vote.

    • @totallynoteverything1.
      @totallynoteverything1. Місяць тому

      @@Akaeus that can easily be rigged, the fucking current democracy is already rigged in the first place

  • @theopeneyes
    @theopeneyes 6 місяців тому +246

    Weird how the argument for picking Bear is that they can use self-defense against it. But when it's a man self-defense just magically is not an option? What happened to that bear spray she was talking about? A man will have to be on enough drugs to be experiencing the 8th dimension for bear spray to not affect him.

    • @10011110011
      @10011110011 6 місяців тому +33

      You heards a lady. A man will still do a woman even if his appendege is lost. Dont know how or why, but i trust the science /s

    • @Zedrapazia
      @Zedrapazia 6 місяців тому +35

      I am a woman and I live right next to the woods. Granted, it's not America, but I'd certainly choose the man over the bear. I see people in the woods all the time and they don't do anything, they usually walk their dogs, forage mushrooms or just take an offroad walk. We greet each other and that's it.
      As opposed to a bear who will only approach a human when he's either bored or hungry. I don't wish to be a play toy or food for a brown bear.

    • @punkpinksugar
      @punkpinksugar 6 місяців тому +6

      @@Zedrapazia the one time I would pick the bear is I’d rather take my chances with the lone male bear vs the female mother bear protecting her cubs lol

    • @nobodyworthknowing8707
      @nobodyworthknowing8707 6 місяців тому

      Not to mention a man actually trying to grape someone is wasting effort trying to grab and undress her, meanwhile the bear is cl@wing and bi+ing into her and further reducing her ability to escape.
      Also not to mention that no matter how many decades of media pr0p@g@nda tries to br@inwash us to think otherwise, a slow p@infu| game over is still vastly worse than grape.
      But why am I using logic? Women don't care about logic.

    • @baholete
      @baholete 6 місяців тому +8

      @@Zedrapazia do you really need to rationalize your answer in so much detail? The only REAL answer for this question is this: "is this a real question? are you making fun of me?"

  • @buccaneercat
    @buccaneercat 6 місяців тому +272

    The fact that she fully believes that a large *(300-800lbs Female, 400-1200lbs Male)* hungry wild animal with razor sharp claws, equally sharp teeth, and the strength of 10 men can be “reasoned with” or even fended off is laughably insane. If a bear wants to eat you, it’s going to eat you… unless you get UNBELIEVABLY LUCKY and have the mental fortitude to spray the bear in the right place before it’s torn your arm off..

    • @JohnDoe-pt7ru
      @JohnDoe-pt7ru 6 місяців тому

      The irony is that they accuse men of behaving like a bear: an animal without reason and simply acts on impulse.
      Women aren't all dead or in cages precisely because men control themselves.

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 6 місяців тому +24

      If she was talking about a Black Bear specifically, those are generally pretty timid and can be scared off (unless it thinks you're going at its cubs, bears are bears after all), but not all bears are Black Bears, Grizzlys for instance are more than happy to snack on a person, and they've got all the strength and confidence to do it.

    • @NautilusSSN571
      @NautilusSSN571 6 місяців тому +24

      ​@@0neDoomedSpaceMarineif a black bear decided that it wanted to eat a human it most likely could, that's not a fight most people are likely to win, they are still incredibly strong and dangerous.

    • @seribelz
      @seribelz 6 місяців тому +5

      'just wave your arms sis, that will scare it'

    • @michaw.2168
      @michaw.2168 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@seribelz Yas! So the bear has at least some entertainment before Dinner.
      I have heard that voice recording of the bear guy and his girlfriend being ripped apart by Bears they studied for years and years. They thought they knew Bears. But please let them woman try...

  • @DoctorFail
    @DoctorFail 6 місяців тому +43

    Women assume the bear is just going to lecture them on Forest Fires and leave.

  • @iHaveTheDocuments
    @iHaveTheDocuments 6 місяців тому +215

    I love how they overwhelming vote for and defend men being in their bathrooms and locker rooms, and vote to disarm themselves, yet have this argument. It's for show, it's not a real argument.
    They are not to be taken seriously. Letting them vote was a mistake

    • @smackdatmoney
      @smackdatmoney 6 місяців тому

      People are starting to wake up to the biggest mistake we've ever made.

    • @darthbane2669
      @darthbane2669 6 місяців тому +13

      Yes

    • @vault1549
      @vault1549 6 місяців тому

      The contradictions, just like calling people nazis and then protesting against Israel, just show that they have no core values, no morality, and are just literally programmed to follow whichever trend they're told to.

    • @streptococo4735
      @streptococo4735 6 місяців тому

      And the difference is that those men wear dresses.
      Or say they are other than male.

    • @ragsrare3771
      @ragsrare3771 6 місяців тому

      Many radfem new men nature and don’t trans women because they are men.

  • @Jen-fq2tn
    @Jen-fq2tn 6 місяців тому +381

    As a woman I thought this was insane. I’ve been turned around on badly marked trails in the woods, and that alone is scary. I kindly asked a male hiker for help, and he helped. Most men are not going to harm a woman in trouble, and even if said man is dangerous, a human can be evaded and/or reasoned with. The bear is going to maul them. I’d choose the man, thanks, treat him like a reasonable human being should, and cooperate on getting the heck out of the woods.

    • @AlvinKazu
      @AlvinKazu 6 місяців тому

      The scary part isn't the men, i'ts the delusion these feminist/liberal city women have towards men.`
      They don't even know what the woods are, and this is part of the problem.

    • @DarkCT
      @DarkCT 6 місяців тому +53

      it just tells me how many of the people answering this have no knowledge of statistics or even being outside, or around bears. even if the mans a potential threat, it has a better chance of actively helping you than the bear. but these are people who also have individually ran into likely hundreds or thousands of men before lunch on a normal day, and likely no bears, because humans don't usually interact with bears... but they sure have preset notions of what they expect from humans regardless of any proof to the contrary.

    • @moresnacksplease526
      @moresnacksplease526 6 місяців тому +31

      You've just been banned from the internet for speaking too much reason

    • @debanydoombringer1385
      @debanydoombringer1385 6 місяців тому

      ​@@DarkCT Well now the crazy women are claiming it's a test and men clearly aren't listening. Instead they're mansplaining to them. I'm a woman and these chicks are crazy.

    • @roostre5254
      @roostre5254 6 місяців тому

      @@DarkCT So out of those thousands of men they interact with each day, how many are raping them?

  • @snarl3027
    @snarl3027 6 місяців тому +160

    Men have created a world so safe BEARS and WOLVES are no longer a perceived threat. We did it guys 👏 👏 👏

    • @norsebrony346
      @norsebrony346 6 місяців тому +12

      Here in the UK we used to have wolves and bears in the wild then we hunted them to extinction we made our countryside safer to walk in and camp which side of the genital variety do you think did that

    • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
      @FishareFriendsNotFood972 6 місяців тому +2

      They are a threat. Just LESS of a threat. That's the point of the question.

    • @zenster1097
      @zenster1097 6 місяців тому

      Cuck

    • @dumdumer892
      @dumdumer892 6 місяців тому +4

      @@norsebrony346 probably the ladies wandering into the woods and punching bears in the nose and using other “bear protocol” to neutralize the threat /s

    • @user-is9nm4vw8j
      @user-is9nm4vw8j 6 місяців тому +3

      Remember when we used bears to test how competent the hunters are?

  • @jayq8354
    @jayq8354 6 місяців тому +53

    This is like… Johnny Test level stupidity. It’s kinda sad how in order to justify the bear, the man has to be some type of Tyrannical Booty Thrasher with the resolve of Thanos.

    • @gothbat676
      @gothbat676 6 місяців тому

      Tyrannical booty thrasher... 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @michaelmitchel3471
      @michaelmitchel3471 5 місяців тому +5

      johnny catching a stray XD

    • @Touma134
      @Touma134 3 місяці тому

      First girl called scaring the bear off reasoning while the men are just assumed you have to fight off. Don't know what that means if scaring off is fighting off.

  • @fuzzydragonsnatch-ck4zu
    @fuzzydragonsnatch-ck4zu 6 місяців тому +234

    Every women who says 'bear' is announcing to the world about the poor life choices she's made.

    • @TheMonster50
      @TheMonster50 6 місяців тому +22

      Yep! They always tell on themselves if you pay attention.

    • @maynot
      @maynot 6 місяців тому +8

      Your username is announcing something to me right now

    • @fuzzydragonsnatch-ck4zu
      @fuzzydragonsnatch-ck4zu 6 місяців тому +2

      @maynot if I were a woman it would make more sense. I blame D&D. 😆

    • @khaylittle8286
      @khaylittle8286 6 місяців тому +4

      And clearly have room temperature IQ

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 6 місяців тому +3

      And how letting bears have at them would be doing the world a favor.

  • @mumsspaghetti6649
    @mumsspaghetti6649 6 місяців тому +233

    Change the question to 'black man' they will all change their answer

    • @rockinHurley777
      @rockinHurley777 6 місяців тому +37

      💀💀💀

    • @marywinchester1322
      @marywinchester1322 6 місяців тому +28

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @hiropon2985
      @hiropon2985 6 місяців тому +14

      Oof thats so true though

    • @ShiningHyperBeam
      @ShiningHyperBeam 6 місяців тому

      Valid. Is there a Venn diagram of misandry and racism? Because you’re really can’t choose to be black or a man. At least serious people can’t.

    • @CArcherOwl
      @CArcherOwl 6 місяців тому +15

      They will hate him, for he speaks the truth.

  • @nilpointfive
    @nilpointfive 6 місяців тому +101

    None of these women have ever been to the woods.

  • @steelshanks1265
    @steelshanks1265 6 місяців тому +33

    Punching a Bear in the Nose will NOT save You... It will not...

  • @dalamar2196
    @dalamar2196 6 місяців тому +174

    Theres a counter meme and its accurate. Ofcouse many women prefer bear. Over six foot, cappable of domestic violence, lets them take the kids at divorce. And they think they can tame them.

    • @markotto4281
      @markotto4281 6 місяців тому +24

      She's thinking 'I can fix him'.

    • @Token_Black_Guy
      @Token_Black_Guy 6 місяців тому +20

      Alot of bears are also black/ brown

    • @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz
      @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz 6 місяців тому +12

      If the bear made 6 figures it would be their perfect ideal mate.

    • @CloudWalkBeta
      @CloudWalkBeta 6 місяців тому

      Calls it her preference being dommed today, only it becomes abuse next week when shes bored of you.

    • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
      @FishareFriendsNotFood972 6 місяців тому

      WILD to reframe men abandoning their own children as 'letting' women have the kids, lolololol. Stay delulu sweetie.

  • @sterlingdennett
    @sterlingdennett 6 місяців тому +180

    Black bears are known to be cowards, and you CAN scare them off easily, that is true - BUT - both Brown bears AND Grizzly bears are NOT cowards, and both of them can and will end you, and eat you right up! What will you do when faced with one of those? What are the "protocols" you will follow then?
    They can run faster than you, they can climb trees just like you, and they do NOT see you as a friend, OR as a threat! You are just...lunch.

    • @carlosleyva-calistenia6400
      @carlosleyva-calistenia6400 6 місяців тому +27

      With the sorry state of nowadays people physical development, I'd argue the bear can climb better than most people.

    • @DaDude2011
      @DaDude2011 6 місяців тому +11

      I lost it as soon as she said "protocols"

    • @kylewood4488-b9r
      @kylewood4488-b9r 6 місяців тому +18

      Funny enough Black Bears are the safest to be around but they are still dangerous. Every other bear would tear a human limb from limb

    • @kylewood4488-b9r
      @kylewood4488-b9r 6 місяців тому +16

      The only protocol for an encounter with a Grizzly or Brown Bear is praying that they don't see or care about you and hoping you brought a gun.

    • @davidrosensin7985
      @davidrosensin7985 6 місяців тому +3

      Because obviously they're talking about Panda bears. Duh. /s

  • @marcogenovesi8570
    @marcogenovesi8570 6 місяців тому +692

    The tik tok ban can't come soon enough

    • @pong9000
      @pong9000 6 місяців тому +25

      The majority of US viewers and creators are female. The logic of a ban is that closing one notorious hang-out will correct the members who made it that way.
      There are nearly as many users in Indonesia, and they're majority male. One wonders if Indonesian channels are as toxic to that nation?

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 6 місяців тому

      @@pong9000 I'm also not from the US and Titkok in my country is filled with kids doing the usual pranks, dances and dumb things.
      I used a VPN appear in the US and I easily find crazy people like this.
      I think tiktok is targeting US by boosting crazy people videos there.

    • @dorugoramon0518
      @dorugoramon0518 6 місяців тому

      Unfortunately Tumblr,Twitter,Facebook,etc... will still exist.
      Tik Tok isnt the cause of the rot, its the canary in the coal mine for a much deeper problem, which is why the government is so eager to shut it down.

    • @balazsvarga1823
      @balazsvarga1823 6 місяців тому

      They aren't banning it, they jist want it to change hands from Chinese to US parent company. The ban is in case the chinese don't sell it.
      So it will not change unless China decides to stop it. It will be just more democrat ads.

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 6 місяців тому

      The ban is a Trojan horse. The government will take down tiktok today and X tomorrow

  • @Ghostface2252
    @Ghostface2252 6 місяців тому +86

    "You can use bear spray or punch it in the nose."
    Lady I doubt you could hit a bear hard enough for it to care as it is eating you alive.

    • @justananonymouspotato
      @justananonymouspotato 5 місяців тому +1

      A bear isn't likely to attack or eat a human. They tend to be very avoidant. Also you don't even have to physically hit it if you use bear spray

    • @Finia-vj3lx
      @Finia-vj3lx 5 місяців тому +4

      @@justananonymouspotato cry harder you know nothing

    • @justananonymouspotato
      @justananonymouspotato 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Finia-vj3lx Says the one who just disregarded everything I said in favor of "cry harder you know nothing".

    • @angelhr79
      @angelhr79 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@justananonymouspotato stop saying this, you are completely clueless.

    • @justananonymouspotato
      @justananonymouspotato 5 місяців тому

      @@angelhr79 About what? It's an objective fact; bears are more predictable than men. They don't tend to interact with humans and they're less likely to approach you compared to a man. And what exactly am I clueless about?

  • @IllemDaFunk
    @IllemDaFunk 6 місяців тому +108

    I once had a horrific experience with a woman, which involved me being trapped in a room for several days. I healed from that experience. Justice found its way to her in a cruel way. I have not and will not allow that experience to warp my perception of other women. It's absurd how other survivors of this kind of abuse refuse to heal, and instead choose to become professional victims. It's gone from sad to pathetic.

    • @Aereton
      @Aereton 6 місяців тому +9

      Would you rather be mauled by a bear for one hour or listen to a woman for one minute?

    • @cabnbeeschurgr
      @cabnbeeschurgr 6 місяців тому +5

      Judge the individual, not their attributes.

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 6 місяців тому +7

      @@Aereton I was married for a few years. You learn to ignore women for weeks at a time. It's a skill.

    • @kalashnikovdevil
      @kalashnikovdevil 6 місяців тому

      So you're a bear then?

  • @IchbinX
    @IchbinX 6 місяців тому +900

    I guarantee you, none of these women were ever touched.

    • @Hath.0
      @Hath.0 6 місяців тому +69

      Oh they have been touched, "touched by an angel" .urban dictionary for those who don't know.

    • @anthonycrayne2835
      @anthonycrayne2835 6 місяців тому +115

      Touched in the head.

    • @Burns_RED
      @Burns_RED 6 місяців тому +43

      And WILL never

    • @undefinedundefined3302
      @undefinedundefined3302 6 місяців тому +12

      By a bear right? Right?

    • @Zagirus
      @Zagirus 6 місяців тому +57

      Stronk independent wahmen, but at the same time, the poor victims of the big bad patriarchy that ushered them into Civilization from the Stone Age.

  • @AllThingsEntertaining
    @AllThingsEntertaining 6 місяців тому +377

    Remember ladies, if you think you can rationalize with a bear, Timothy Treadwell spent nearly a decade living off an on in the wilderness and thought he had an understanding with bears until one mauled and ate him and his girlfriend.

    • @chimmichurri6940
      @chimmichurri6940 6 місяців тому +7

      I know this story.

    • @tommyhawk2065
      @tommyhawk2065 6 місяців тому +31

      Smart people educate themselves by watching great docs. Apparently these women never watched Grizzly Man.

    • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
      @FishareFriendsNotFood972 6 місяців тому +4

      Contrasted with the literal millions of stories of women who tried to reason with the man who went on to end their life. It's not even close, my man

    • @xdxreaper218
      @xdxreaper218 6 місяців тому +67

      @@FishareFriendsNotFood972almost like not many people live with bears!

    • @nilsteegen33
      @nilsteegen33 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@FishareFriendsNotFood972 you must be a Kang with your understanding of statistics

  • @JJZ77
    @JJZ77 6 місяців тому +56

    As a man living in Northern Canada hearing the sentence "A bear can be reasoned with" makes me question how we made it this far as a species.
    We are doomed.
    I pray for the Asteroid.

    • @VitaliyMilonov
      @VitaliyMilonov 6 місяців тому +10

      I feel sorry for the innocent asteroid.

    • @zackzack5313
      @zackzack5313 6 місяців тому +7

      But what about the poor wild BEARS!!! 🐻 🐻 🐻

    • @malice9720
      @malice9720 6 місяців тому +3

      Bear Jihad would be peak apocalypse material.

    • @Philthorn
      @Philthorn 5 місяців тому +3

      Asteroid? I pray for f'ing Apocalypse

    • @angelhr79
      @angelhr79 5 місяців тому +4

      I mean...bear used to eat people like that and made us stronger and smarter as a species, now people don't ever face those dangers which is why human beings have been losing brain mass little by little. On average, our brains are smaller than they used to be before modern technology took hold.

  • @tjjordan4207
    @tjjordan4207 6 місяців тому +85

    Crazy modern day woman: “Bears can be reasoned with.”
    Tell that to Timothy Treadwell.

  • @AdeptusMumbles
    @AdeptusMumbles 6 місяців тому +174

    My SIL who said she would rather encounter a bear got upset that I countered, that I'd rather help a man in the woods than a woman. Because the woman might falsely accuse me of SA.

    • @zrugel
      @zrugel 6 місяців тому +23

      🏆

    • @jacquelinen5059
      @jacquelinen5059 6 місяців тому

      As a woman, I’d rather be stuck in the woods with a man than a woman as well. You ever saw the women on Survivor?

    • @ARStudios2000
      @ARStudios2000 6 місяців тому +15

      You dropped this 👑

  • @cormoran2303
    @cormoran2303 6 місяців тому +136

    "... It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!" -Kyle Reese apparently talking about random men.

    • @Krunchtastic727
      @Krunchtastic727 6 місяців тому +8

      To be fair he was talking about a robot who looks like a man.
      Maybe every woman has a time traveling robot chasing after them. It would be the only reasonable response.

    • @_Jay_Maker_
      @_Jay_Maker_ 6 місяців тому +2

      So all Men are Terminators now? 😆

    • @Albus_Rex
      @Albus_Rex 6 місяців тому

      ​@@_Jay_Maker_I mean, I have a pair of the Gargoyle Classic Sunglasses Arnold wore in the first movie. Does that count?

  • @blackfire3744
    @blackfire3744 6 місяців тому +7

    I came across a post where the poster asks: "If bears are so dangerous, why do they have cute round ears?" followed by a pic of a bears head focused on the ears.
    This is why darwinism is a thing.

  • @baz0nglord648
    @baz0nglord648 6 місяців тому +168

    "you can punch a bear in the nose, and it will probably run away from you" I remember watching a video where a guy shot a double barrel shotgun point-blank at the face of a bear, and the bare was stunned for like 5 seconds, before getting up unharmed, i will never EVER believe that punching a bear in the nose is going to scare it away.

    • @randacnam7321
      @randacnam7321 6 місяців тому +32

      Bears are why the .500 Winchester Magnum exists.

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 6 місяців тому +5

      It reminds me of that Robert Schimmel joke about punching a shark in the face

    • @RogueCowTurd
      @RogueCowTurd 6 місяців тому +36

      imagine being a 60kg woman whos probably never been in an actual fight in her life before thinking she could at least hold off a 400kg bear. like the fur and skin is probably so thick that even if you had a lead pipe it wouldnt even feel it

    • @nemesisalex9424
      @nemesisalex9424 6 місяців тому +5

      Maybe a black bear. Those are a lot more skiddish and small. Grizzlies and other bears, forget it.

    • @spatialdistortion223
      @spatialdistortion223 6 місяців тому +2

      @@nemesisalex9424 skittish*

  • @RndmBad
    @RndmBad 6 місяців тому +268

    "A bear can be reasoned with"
    Whatever it is these kids are taking, it needs to be regulated.

    • @Lenny_Hondo
      @Lenny_Hondo 6 місяців тому +7

      Soooo, you are saying there is a chance?

    • @BungieStudios
      @BungieStudios 6 місяців тому +9

      Skibidi edge rizz.

    • @incurableromantic4006
      @incurableromantic4006 6 місяців тому +16

      My head just exploded at that - in what world can a bear be *reasoned* with??????????????????/

    • @RndmBad
      @RndmBad 6 місяців тому +2

      @@incurableromantic4006 I laughed to hard, so suddenly I scared my dog.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 6 місяців тому +9

      I'd wonder what they're giving the bears, since they apparently can understand humans enough to reason with them

  • @grapeape9098
    @grapeape9098 6 місяців тому +76

    I actually go hiking a couple times a week, and people are much friendlier in the woods than in the city. Everyone says hi when you pass each other, and yes, women included. They often say hi first. I think a lot of these people never leave the house.

    • @ShoggothsAway
      @ShoggothsAway 6 місяців тому +21

      Literally everyone I've ever met who hikes regularly says the same thing. I need to get into it. Seems like a hobby that attracts really rad people.

    • @NKWittmann
      @NKWittmann 6 місяців тому +20

      ​@@ShoggothsAwayall the guys I know who hike are the chillest dudes in the world because they know there is something outside of the collective mindset of cities and that none of what we think about each other actually matter at all

    • @somethingsomething8511
      @somethingsomething8511 6 місяців тому +11

      I think people who walk through nature are just in a better mental state in general and therefore more pleasant to be around.

    • @NKWittmann
      @NKWittmann 6 місяців тому +9

      In the wild there is a team spirit because you could have to rely upon anyone regardless of if you like them or not. The biggest noobs can be spotted right away because they still cling upon all the abstracts. A guy that is used to live in the wild just ditches it all. In fact most of these people need to go back to spend a weekend or a night in nature to regenerate after a week of work or living around cities. Two colleagues of mine do exactly that and randomly go sleeping in the woods. They can't stand people being petty for too long and just spare themselves their crap. They have in common to have a great agency about themselves and they don't value people's opinions too much. As a reasult they are often happy. They also happen to be musicians.

    • @ShoggothsAway
      @ShoggothsAway 6 місяців тому +6

      @@NKWittmann Dude, I want to get into camping and hiking so bad but my job is too demanding and I just can't get away. I have an interview tomorrow and if I get the job I'm gonna' be spending a lot of weekends in a tent somewhere.

  • @Yvs8962
    @Yvs8962 6 місяців тому +44

    The girl really said “a bear doesnt always attack you”….. does she get attacked by every man she meets? 😂

    • @chronowolf137B
      @chronowolf137B 5 місяців тому

      In her mind, yes. To these women every man is a gross manipulative attacker and she does not have a positive experience with any of them. Not her father, not her male cohorts, not any male extended family. In her world a man would recognize that she is alone and in danger and capitalize, whereas a bear is a wild animal with no such agenda. She thinks she knows what a man will do, hunt her down and defile her (a fate she believes worse than death, which she also believes comes after the defiling, or "worse", doesn't)

    • @chronowolf137B
      @chronowolf137B 5 місяців тому +1

      Only the police and other women and social expectations can save her from this fate in her mind, things not present within the woods

    • @michaelmitchel3471
      @michaelmitchel3471 5 місяців тому

      and every single one says this like a gotcha. "at least with a bear, it might go about its business!!"

    • @kiriuxeosa8716
      @kiriuxeosa8716 2 місяці тому

      She thinks she does
      Thats the real problem, every woman thinks they're a 12 when really men just don't have the ridiculously high standards of women
      Most men can settle for a 4-10
      But for women its only 8-12 and you need to start at an 8 then work yourself up with money looks a career and a house
      If you don't have any of those she'll leave you for the next guy with a grade above yours

  • @MrVohveli
    @MrVohveli 6 місяців тому +74

    Now ask them to choose between a billionaire and a bear and watch the magic happen.

    • @ElShmoltieMcknoltie
      @ElShmoltieMcknoltie 6 місяців тому +10

      The catch is that it's actually a billion bears

    • @roberthengst3718
      @roberthengst3718 6 місяців тому +3

      I spit coffee well played

    • @ElShmoltieMcknoltie
      @ElShmoltieMcknoltie 6 місяців тому +3

      Bows backwards in Spanish and with extra cheese areyegahtoe cohmpahdreh ( non comical or racial translation) "Thanks ma ni-

    • @malice9720
      @malice9720 6 місяців тому +1

      @@ElShmoltieMcknoltie Ger this made me mad...

  • @garconvoute3024
    @garconvoute3024 6 місяців тому +143

    I got a notification 1 minute after post. The world is ending

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei 6 місяців тому +18

      The video has tons of bears in it so they thought it was harmless.

    • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
      @EnsignRedshirtRicky 6 місяців тому +15

      @@VioletDeathRei Or they were hoping for some more BG3 bear on man action.

  • @diegokaqui60
    @diegokaqui60 6 місяців тому +126

    I talked to my sister. A feminist with a functioning brain about this. She said bear. When I asked her what she would do now that she is with a bear and lost in the woods. She said she would curl up and cry .....seems about right. Woman answering this are lying....that's it

    • @ayanithtalreign
      @ayanithtalreign 6 місяців тому

      >feminist
      >functioning brain
      Is this fraud?

    • @Neglected-Nostalgia
      @Neglected-Nostalgia 6 місяців тому

      Feminist and functioning brain is an oxymoron.

    • @cabnbeeschurgr
      @cabnbeeschurgr 6 місяців тому +5

      Seems like it'd be the same reaction either way

    • @sparking023
      @sparking023 6 місяців тому +40

      >feminist
      >functioning brain
      pick one, bro

    • @ayanithtalreign
      @ayanithtalreign 6 місяців тому +14

      @@sparking023 I said basically that and my comment got deleted, man. 1984 all up in here.

  • @DenmarkRadar
    @DenmarkRadar 6 місяців тому +17

    Given the choice between being stuck in a forest with a Feminist or a Bear I'd for sure choose the Bear.
    1. The Bear will not nag me about bad statistics on income.
    2. The Bear will not harass me for simply being a Human Male.
    3. The Bear will not falsely allege r4p3 against me.
    4. The Bear will not get the Government to forcibly take 40% of my wages to pay for the Bear's stupid life-choices.
    ... shall I go on?

    • @malice9720
      @malice9720 6 місяців тому +1

      yes, please do

    • @leratoratoo-s1z
      @leratoratoo-s1z 2 місяці тому

      pls be stuck with the bear

    • @DenmarkRadar
      @DenmarkRadar 2 місяці тому +2

      @@leratoratoo-s1z Since you'll be stuck with box-wine and cats I guess I still win!

  • @singlikeyoumeanit3261
    @singlikeyoumeanit3261 6 місяців тому +69

    No no, I agree with these women. I too would rather they get stuck in the woods with bears and no men to save them.

    • @TheMonster50
      @TheMonster50 6 місяців тому +13

      I also believe in Darwinism sir!

    • @Impuritan1
      @Impuritan1 6 місяців тому +7

      Yea I’m thinking let them have this one and let the bear get a budget of Xanax popping wine moms.

  • @LJW1912
    @LJW1912 6 місяців тому +159

    6:13 "Even violence can't stop them"
    Also her: "You can punch a bear on the nose"

    • @JohnDoe-pt7ru
      @JohnDoe-pt7ru 6 місяців тому +20

      And I thought women were as physically capable as men 😂

    • @Sikorsky1111
      @Sikorsky1111 6 місяців тому +17

      If only she truly knew how strong and fast a bear truly is. If men were stronger than that. man.

    • @shepherdrm8486
      @shepherdrm8486 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Sikorsky1111Yeah basically don't matter what size you guy you are you get snapped like a twig and your bones used as a toothpick

  • @evanthompson1517
    @evanthompson1517 6 місяців тому +49

    Old joke:
    Division of wildlife has new guidelines to avoid bear attacks. Hikers are encouraged to wear bells on their shoes and carry pepper spray.
    They also encourage hikers to know the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.
    Black bear feces has berries and fur in it.
    Grizzly bear feces smells like pepper and has little bells in it.

  • @stereoplexus
    @stereoplexus 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm so tired of being treated poorly for being a man while simultaneously being told I'm the one who's sexist. I've had multiple women try their best to get me fired from my job for being a man, I've had a woman therapist tell me I'm a "piece of ____ man" (her words, not mine) because I moved my arms to "mansplain" while telling her a story, and now I'm being told by women that I'm worse than a wild bear. I'm a quiet guy and I literally never raise my voice. I don't understand what I'm doing that's so horrible other than just existing...

  • @jiggycalzone8585
    @jiggycalzone8585 6 місяців тому +176

    "A bear can be reasoned with"
    Go to the zoo and give it a try, honey

    • @notusingmyname4791
      @notusingmyname4791 6 місяців тому +8

      set up cameras first!

    • @derigel7662
      @derigel7662 6 місяців тому +30

      Stop we lost Harambe and look where it led

    • @Lefty217
      @Lefty217 6 місяців тому

      ​@@derigel7662thank you for helping protect whats left of the timeline integrity.

    • @Bimbo-Balls
      @Bimbo-Balls 6 місяців тому

      @@derigel7662 #dicksoutforharambe 😭

    • @BurghezulDjentilom
      @BurghezulDjentilom 6 місяців тому +5

      @@derigel7662 he tried to warn us. RIP Harambe - a real G to the end

  • @Ralphopotamus
    @Ralphopotamus 6 місяців тому +85

    To be fair, black bears could get scared from you making loud noises and jumping around. NOW BROWN BEARS......THATS ANOTHER STORY

    • @ARStudios2000
      @ARStudios2000 6 місяців тому +9

      Monsters are real, some of the animals out there are gigantic

    • @solo_warr10r
      @solo_warr10r 6 місяців тому +2

      Just hope you don't run into the warrior of the jungle, The Sloth bear

    • @EpicNoob99
      @EpicNoob99 6 місяців тому +9

      Polar bears are even worse. If one is in front of you that means it was premeditated.

    • @tonyjones1560
      @tonyjones1560 6 місяців тому +1

      Grizzly bears…cancel your plans LOL💀

    • @jeremyallen5974
      @jeremyallen5974 5 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, Black Bears may be pushovers but Brown Bears have no qualms mauling you if it decides it doesn't like the look of ya

  • @needaladyfriend1
    @needaladyfriend1 6 місяців тому +38

    “A bear can be reasoned with…”
    Unbelievable. Reason is exactly what separates people from animals. Animals don’t have the capacity for reason; just instinct.

    • @lexnight8345
      @lexnight8345 6 місяців тому +3

      And instincts resume to eat and fk 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mikeoxlong3676
      @mikeoxlong3676 6 місяців тому

      Sounds like women.

  • @edrosa3485
    @edrosa3485 6 місяців тому +15

    Technically if you run into a random woman in the woods you run away before they can identify you and make a false accusation.

  • @PeekaNox
    @PeekaNox 6 місяців тому +84

    100% the same people who go to Yellowstone and try to get selfies with wild animals because they're not carnivores... and end up getting maimed/mauled/gored, or at the very least left scared for their lives

    • @debanydoombringer1385
      @debanydoombringer1385 6 місяців тому +16

      I like the ones that just walk up to the Bison. I'd say they think they're like cows, but a bull will gut you just as quick.

    • @Cowboycomando54
      @Cowboycomando54 6 місяців тому +9

      @@debanydoombringer1385 We always called Bison "Assault Cows".

    • @mobbs6426
      @mobbs6426 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@Cowboycomando54semi automatic assault cows!?

    • @Cowboycomando54
      @Cowboycomando54 6 місяців тому +8

      @@mobbs6426 No, FULL AUTO.

    • @KamikazKid
      @KamikazKid 6 місяців тому +10

      @@Cowboycomando54 No one should have BULL AUTO ASSAULT COWS, I'm calling for common sense cattle control.

  • @socialnetworking4782
    @socialnetworking4782 6 місяців тому +202

    These people have absolutely no idea how violent the real world is.

    • @NightimeInDeepSpace
      @NightimeInDeepSpace 6 місяців тому

      They do that's why they choose bear. Statistics don't lie

    • @ilias856
      @ilias856 6 місяців тому

      ​@@NightimeInDeepSpaceStatistics don't lie, it's people like you that lie about statistics though.
      I hope you would choose the bear too, let nature clean her trash herself.

    • @smackdatmoney
      @smackdatmoney 6 місяців тому

      "People" ? You mean women, only women can be sheltered from the world this bad.

    • @socialnetworking4782
      @socialnetworking4782 6 місяців тому

      @@NightimeInDeepSpace the stats do lie in this instance. Most people are around men every day? That's substantially more interactions with men on a regular basis than bears. They don't even compare dude. Don't bring stats into this when you don't know anything about how statistics work. You can definitely lie with stats.

    • @socialnetworking4782
      @socialnetworking4782 6 місяців тому +14

      ​@@NightimeInDeepSpacethat's not how stats work. There are infinitely more encounters with men on a daily basis that do not go south compared to actual encounters with bears in the wild.

  • @hectorzero8545
    @hectorzero8545 6 місяців тому +123

    If i had to choose to be "unconsentually surprise sexy time" or mauled by a bear, the grape is much less painful and i live. A bear takes hours to "unalive" you because they're not as efficient "deleters" as carnivores. Theyre omnivores which means they just hold you down and slowly take bites of you as you're still alive.

    • @poijnve3912
      @poijnve3912 6 місяців тому

      bears arent even hunter predatar like wolf, right?
      they either hunt fish by waiting, or jus eat dead body, right?

    • @ichmich9324
      @ichmich9324 6 місяців тому +1

      Maybe they think about Pandas

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 6 місяців тому +24

      ​@@poijnve3912 Bears still run faster than the fastest human alive.

    • @stevekramerf242
      @stevekramerf242 6 місяців тому +17

      @@poijnve3912 Polar bears are predators. They actively hunt humans (the only subspecies of bear that does that).

    • @dumbbumsc5329
      @dumbbumsc5329 6 місяців тому +18

      @@poijnve3912But they’ll still eat you if they’re hungry. And they don’t care if your alive or dead while doing so

  • @defectiveindustries
    @defectiveindustries 6 місяців тому +106

    Grizzly is probably less trouble than a modern woman

  • @LordVVar
    @LordVVar 6 місяців тому +65

    A bear will literally hold you down and eat you alive, lol. If you tried punching a bear in the nose it would literally rip your arm off. That's a shark stereotype.

    • @estebangutierrez160
      @estebangutierrez160 6 місяців тому +3

      Sharks: *eats popcorn*

    • @sparking023
      @sparking023 6 місяців тому +3

      at least you can rotate a shark. Not bears, as far as I know

  • @theredknight9314
    @theredknight9314 6 місяців тому +247

    Funfact: bears will hunt women when the women are in their “c .y. cle” and will eat them from the “area” first.

    • @neoanimegirl
      @neoanimegirl 6 місяців тому +38

      Also moose do the same thing

    • @theredknight9314
      @theredknight9314 6 місяців тому +61

      @@neoanimegirl well yes. Moose attack people but not because the human is on its period.
      Predators are attracted to the smell of blood

    • @ShoggothsAway
      @ShoggothsAway 6 місяців тому +54

      Finally, something I have in common with bears.

    • @theredknight9314
      @theredknight9314 6 місяців тому +36

      @@ShoggothsAway 0_0

    • @ShoggothsAway
      @ShoggothsAway 6 місяців тому +30

      @@theredknight9314 Guess we know who the *real* Red Knight is now, don't we?

  • @lordsinister707
    @lordsinister707 6 місяців тому +71

    1. Situations like these happen when you don't shut the person who's about to say something stupid up.
    2. There's something to say about a society that is so comfortable. The women in that society can openly disrespect and disregard their men.
    3. Try to reason with bear when the woman is on her cycle. It will end perfectly

  • @blacknapalm2131
    @blacknapalm2131 6 місяців тому +27

    *'Bear attacks are normally due to mother bears being very protective of their young'*
    Liberal women : trying to feed the cubs puberty blockers and carry them off to drag storytime.

  • @Victoria3WorldConquerer
    @Victoria3WorldConquerer 6 місяців тому +54

    More people have died from vending machines than great white sharks. If you were swimming would you rather see a great white shark or a vending machine while you were out swimming?

    • @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
      @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer 6 місяців тому +39

      If I saw a swimming vending machine, I'd be terrified, cuz that's a mimic

    • @Willrocs
      @Willrocs 6 місяців тому +5

      @@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer😂😂😂 correct

    • @DonEnzone
      @DonEnzone 6 місяців тому +16

      I feel like I can reason with a shark. That vending machine is only out for my money.

    • @Viewable11
      @Viewable11 6 місяців тому

      @@DonEnzone 🤣

  • @dispositionguise7467
    @dispositionguise7467 6 місяців тому +54

    “Women don’t even feel safe in death”? She needs to re-read that statement.

  • @astrolabia106
    @astrolabia106 6 місяців тому +134

    "you can punch them in the nose".... Thats Sharks!!!! Bear are used to getting hurt when theiyre biting the things that trying not to be food

    • @noone12748
      @noone12748 6 місяців тому +38

      Mostly because they like to eat their food while it is still alive

    • @weswolever7477
      @weswolever7477 6 місяців тому +5

      @@noone12748. Maybe the bears are Klingons?

    • @jiggycalzone8585
      @jiggycalzone8585 6 місяців тому +10

      Black bears maybe. And it's a BIG maybe

    • @FemboyTyco
      @FemboyTyco 6 місяців тому +13

      @@noone12748 my favorite response to this "have fun getting eaten alive by the bear"

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 6 місяців тому +21

      >tries to punch bear in the nose
      >bear opens it's mouth and rips hand off

  • @Nuck-Fo0bZz
    @Nuck-Fo0bZz 6 місяців тому +117

    I'd rather be in the woods with a bear. At least I have protection for bears in the form of a 10mm. I don't have any protections from the false allegations of a women.

    • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
      @FishareFriendsNotFood972 6 місяців тому +3

      Honey, no woman would ever publicly claim association with you, you're safe.

    • @deaundrehunter3688
      @deaundrehunter3688 6 місяців тому +21

      ​@@FishareFriendsNotFood972dude clearly you don't know these types of women

    • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
      @FishareFriendsNotFood972 6 місяців тому +1

      @@deaundrehunter3688 Very hard to meet what does not exist 🤣🤣

    • @TheInsomniaddict
      @TheInsomniaddict 6 місяців тому +9

      I mean, you still have a 10 mil, next question is where to find a shovel?

    • @TPFB129
      @TPFB129 6 місяців тому +2

      Based

  • @oceanmango4987
    @oceanmango4987 6 місяців тому +72

    As a woman, if I choose a man or a bear, I will choose a man. It’s basically a life-or-death situation question that these people don’t get. (Or maybe they do have a fetish because of Balder's Gate 3.)
    I couldn’t even imagine if these people had ever seen or heard about Grizzly Man/Timothy Treadwell's lost audio.

    • @Kunigunda897
      @Kunigunda897 6 місяців тому +13

      I guess a lot of them never seen a bear in a real life. Their paws can be the size of average person's head. Also, someone calculated that encounter with a bear has 50 times higher chance of not ending well than with a man who more likely would jump into women's help even if it would endanger him.

    • @JDPower-mk3xe
      @JDPower-mk3xe 6 місяців тому +5

      I was just about to mention that audio. I’ve heard a woman’s screams after finding out her daughter was killed by a drunk driver, but that doesn’t haunt me nearly as much as hearing him being torn apart alive 😰

  • @InvadeNormandy
    @InvadeNormandy 6 місяців тому +162

    The script was flipped on them in record time with "What race is the man?"
    I love how nobody is willing to entertain psy-ops anymore.

    • @hiropon2985
      @hiropon2985 6 місяців тому +21

      It really is one of the dumber psyops

    • @cabnbeeschurgr
      @cabnbeeschurgr 6 місяців тому

      "Well white men are obviously the most dangerous 💅"

    • @irmiwolf
      @irmiwolf 6 місяців тому +4

      @@hiropon2985 The type of Bear makes a big difference, why should the type of man not matter?

    • @hiropon2985
      @hiropon2985 6 місяців тому +2

      @irmiwolf hey man I'm not having this argument. You guys fight all you want I don't have a bear in this race

    • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
      @FishareFriendsNotFood972 6 місяців тому

      Doesn't matter. Still bear. This is not difficult.

  • @BilisiFunfun
    @BilisiFunfun 6 місяців тому +62

    After a minute of being exposed to a woman the bear would choose death.

    • @erueka6
      @erueka6 6 місяців тому

      Of her

  • @mr.markit5606
    @mr.markit5606 6 місяців тому +65

    Misandry is one heck of a drug. I don't think women will ever be the same.

    • @Zodroo_Tint
      @Zodroo_Tint 6 місяців тому

      The next genereation is just coming, the generation what will be raised by these people.

    • @businessproyects2615
      @businessproyects2615 4 місяці тому

      When they loose daddy goberment if they do then they will change their tune as culture changes.

  • @DecoyVoice
    @DecoyVoice 6 місяців тому +138

    i dunno, leo seemed to be able to fight off the bear
    so i guess women

    • @docholiday3800
      @docholiday3800 6 місяців тому +5

      Ahoy bro 😊

    • @saturn12002
      @saturn12002 6 місяців тому +20

      Is it really you bootleg subzero?

    • @Apocalypse754
      @Apocalypse754 6 місяців тому +5

      OIII ITS DECOY

    • @DecoyVoice
      @DecoyVoice 6 місяців тому +20

      @@saturn12002 ave, true to kaisar

    • @CMCAdvanced
      @CMCAdvanced 6 місяців тому +1

      Adelaide, it is you!

  • @jobinator1810
    @jobinator1810 6 місяців тому +37

    “You cannot rationalize with him.” Man, the irony of this sentence is just incredible.

  • @CALAMlTY_
    @CALAMlTY_ 6 місяців тому +56

    Here the real Tictok question
    Would you rather.......
    Fight a Bear!!!
    Or
    Fight a Woman in court against a false grape allegation charge....
    I think we all know what were picking. 😂

    • @edudmodnar4661
      @edudmodnar4661 6 місяців тому +12

      I can only use a force multiplier in one of those cases

    • @samellowery
      @samellowery 6 місяців тому +8

      I can carry and use a weapon on a bear for self protection

    • @lesgobrandon9826
      @lesgobrandon9826 6 місяців тому +7

      Yep, Bear. Every. Single. Time.

    • @insuchaway
      @insuchaway 6 місяців тому +1

      Dude.
      I would WWE a sun bear.
      Just don't give me the Sloth; I heard they go for the face😬😬😬

    • @someguy510bayarea
      @someguy510bayarea 6 місяців тому

      Call me Randy Orton, because I’m gonna RKO outta nowhere that bear.
      You’re not winning a false grape allegation unless you got video, sworn testimony from your lawyer, your childhood best friend to stand as a character witness, your female family members, and your own mother to defend your character.

  • @kitsorcerer
    @kitsorcerer 6 місяців тому +57

    Im assuming "bear" accounts both genders. If a mama bear catches someone in the vicinity of her cubs, she won't be aggressive to chase you away. She will eliminate you and make damn sure you will NEVER be a threat. The delulus are insane.

    • @ashlynnshoolroy28
      @ashlynnshoolroy28 6 місяців тому +1

      Reminds me of the story of that photographer who was quite a far distance away from a mom bear and her cubs and still got mauled by that bear!

    • @gray3508
      @gray3508 6 місяців тому

      delulus? I just got the ick, and I'm not even a woman

  • @Ynffy
    @Ynffy 6 місяців тому +178

    "It's a wild brown bear. It will maul you!"
    "I can change him!"

  • @JcsP3D
    @JcsP3D 6 місяців тому +46

    Natural Selection, Mankind gets rid of stupid people, bears get feed, win-win for everyone.

    • @AdviserMoppet
      @AdviserMoppet 2 місяці тому +2

      But we're not supposed to let bears eat trash! Maybe just this time though..

  • @loszhor
    @loszhor 6 місяців тому +80

    That scene from "The Revenant" is a great depiction on how sudden and brutal a real life bear attack would actually be.

    • @TheHipisterDeer
      @TheHipisterDeer 6 місяців тому +13

      Yep "The Revenant" is probably the most realistic thing I seen to how a bear would actually act like in a bear attack.

    • @lovely1762
      @lovely1762 6 місяців тому +13

      Yeah, but there probably thinking about BG3, 😂😂😂😂😂 bear scene.

    • @loszhor
      @loszhor 6 місяців тому +7

      @@lovely1762 Yeah, I was thinking that too. X3

    • @DisgruntledArtist
      @DisgruntledArtist 6 місяців тому +3

      Honestly I'd go instead for the Russian 19 year old who was attacked with her father while camping. She ran for 70 meters before it caught her, crippled her, then went to get its cubs.
      We know this because during this incident she called her mother begging for help. Her mother got to hear her daughter being eaten alive. It took nearly an hour from the first call to the last, where she had finally bled out after the bears had eaten their fill and left.

    • @ElShmoltieMcknoltie
      @ElShmoltieMcknoltie 6 місяців тому

      ​@@lovely1762 dang I'm way off I was thinking along the lines of midsomar

  • @GhostoftheSnow271
    @GhostoftheSnow271 6 місяців тому +39

    I’m a victim of SA and physical/mental abuse at the hands of 2 women I’ve dated. I don’t talk about it because people don’t believe me or belittle me half the time. I haven’t dated in almost a year and half (ever since I broke up with my last ex, a diagnosed psycho who stopped taking her meds 6 months before we dated and knowingly gave me a thankfully curable STD) because I’m terrified that a woman I might be vulnerable and comfortable around has been planning to use me for everything I have. I was raised to never hit or manhandle a women unless my life is in danger, so I never defended myself. Listening to this debate is utterly insulting to people like me, and logically unsound. It’s dripping with misandry. And at the end of the day, it’s a debate between an animal (bear) that has no capacity for cruelty for cruelty’s sake Vs an animal (human) that does have the capacity for cruelty for cruelty’s sake. It’s not a fair comparison, nor does it make any sense. A predator is a predator, and will only ever be interested in its own wants/needs, no matter the species.

    • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
      @FishareFriendsNotFood972 6 місяців тому

      Women saying they are afraid of men are not invalidating that men can be afraid of women. I am sorry that happened to you, and it's completely understandable that you need to heal and would have trepidation around dating. Don't invalidate women who have been SA'd because you need to make sure you're believed. Women believe you. We get it.

    • @Blaze_Shadowflame
      @Blaze_Shadowflame 6 місяців тому +13

      ​@@FishareFriendsNotFood972You have been on multiple comments trying to justify women choosing the bear. Not a single word of your comment is genuine.

    • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
      @FishareFriendsNotFood972 6 місяців тому

      @@Blaze_Shadowflame I'm sorry you have such trust issues. I can believe in systemic sexism against women and also believe men can be victims.

    • @Blaze_Shadowflame
      @Blaze_Shadowflame 6 місяців тому

      @FishareFriendsNotFood972 You also believe that punishing women who make false claims is "thinking with the brainpower of an ameba (sic)." So clearly, you don't think men can be victims.

    • @Blaze_Shadowflame
      @Blaze_Shadowflame 6 місяців тому +11

      @FishareFriendsNotFood972 You also believe that punishing women that make false charges is "thinking with the brain power of an ameba (sic)."

  • @lance134679
    @lance134679 6 місяців тому +53

    I don't know what's funnier, a woman thinking she's safer with a bear in the woods, or Gundam explaining why it makes no sense.

  • @memegalodon4522
    @memegalodon4522 6 місяців тому +41

    Yeah go ahead and reason with a 500 pounds Grizzly with cubs instead of spending a single moment with an average guy hiking in the woods.

    • @lordhelwintr283
      @lordhelwintr283 6 місяців тому +5

      500 pounds! That’s a small bear

    • @memegalodon4522
      @memegalodon4522 6 місяців тому +1

      @@lordhelwintr283 Well it's average for a male Grizzly, technically a female Grizzly would be around the 350 range.

  • @jaysonrees738
    @jaysonrees738 6 місяців тому +51

    She has no concept of what bears really are. Even black bears, which are rather pathetic in the bear world, are frequently over 250 pounds. Brown bears and grizzly bears are frequently over 600 pounds. Imagine a slab of fur and meat weighing half a ton and towering at over 8 feet tall, and thinking it's still better than a man and that you can fight it off.

    • @pong9000
      @pong9000 6 місяців тому

      Brown and grizzly are primarily herbivores though, who occasionally eat fish. Black bears are predatory and actively stalk and chase live mammals to eat. Why "playing dead" does not work with black bear.

    • @Grubnar
      @Grubnar 6 місяців тому +12

      "The polar bear (Ursus maritimus) is a large bear native to the Arctic and nearby areas. It is closely related to the brown bear, and the two species can interbreed. The polar bear is the largest extant species of bear and land carnivore, with adult males weighing 300-800 kg (660-1,760 lb)."
      The Ice-bear, as we call them here in Iceland, sometimes drift over her from Greenland on icebergs, during harsh winters. They are the Apex-predator of the Northern-hemisphere,, a fully grown male can dwarf even a Siberian Tiger. Over the 1.000 years or so we have written documentation, more than 500 bears are known to have come here.
      We have killed every last one of them, and before the introduction of firearms, that was no easy task!
      You are correct, modern women have no idea, no concept, no frame of reference of just how sheltered from the reality of life they truly are.

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 6 місяців тому

      Or reason with it…..

    • @danelynch7171
      @danelynch7171 6 місяців тому +2

      100lbs worth of bear is a terrifying prospect. These women have no idea what they are talking about.

    • @pong9000
      @pong9000 6 місяців тому +1

      My prejudiced comment about bears of a certain colour was auto-deleted!