The Working mans Millionaire Streamer Hasan Piker!

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  • @ItsAGundam
    @ItsAGundam  8 місяців тому +210

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    • @fictiontheorizer4253
      @fictiontheorizer4253 8 місяців тому +3

      First!

    • @theucheao
      @theucheao 8 місяців тому +12

      Very happy you’re getting sponsors, Mr. Gundam.

    • @LostGeburah
      @LostGeburah 8 місяців тому +4

      i like your stuff i really do, but raycon is straight up low tier garbage. but sponsor is sponsor.

    • @larry-xs6uh
      @larry-xs6uh 8 місяців тому

      It's funny how Hasan could say this with such a straight face when people who work construction jobs and coal mining basically at times risk their life and well being just to put food on the table meanwhile Hasans like streaming is so hard and so draining meanwhile raking in millions of dollars just by sitting on his butt while construction workers could lose limbs on the job or coal miners getting black lung

    • @brockdavid
      @brockdavid 8 місяців тому

      That kid at (7.49) was the most brilliant troll we’ve ever bore witness to, he’s just way too ahead of the bulk of US, that everyone is missing what he is eluding to, and saying. It’s perfect that he make the Disingenuous Act Ma’am get all hissy fitty

  • @michaelreich4827
    @michaelreich4827 8 місяців тому +1018

    First, we had Limousine Liberals.
    Then, Champagne Socialists.
    Now, we have Caviar Communists.

    • @enigmaodell6806
      @enigmaodell6806 8 місяців тому +79

      I appreciate the alliteration

    • @wsrtwetr
      @wsrtwetr 8 місяців тому +44

      It all comes full circle lol

    • @Garrus1995
      @Garrus1995 8 місяців тому

      Pedophilic Progressives.

    • @NihilisticJokerz
      @NihilisticJokerz 8 місяців тому +72

      I like the term Mercedes Marxist
      Ty Idles

    • @pedrohenrique-et3fs
      @pedrohenrique-et3fs 8 місяців тому

      a communist that doesnt donate 90% of his wealth isnt a commie by definition, their ideology involve giving his personal gains to comunity so society can improve...in theory.
      so when i see rich commies is like watching a vegan eating a big steak in front of you, happly enjoying the meal and saying "eating meat is evil, imoral and poopy"

  • @jedimasterren5520
    @jedimasterren5520 8 місяців тому +2294

    Hasan was born with a diamond spoon and still complains about his life about being a streamer.

    • @Azuciea
      @Azuciea 8 місяців тому +104

      its the struggle Olympics age. Westerners are silly

    • @varvarith3090
      @varvarith3090 8 місяців тому +140

      @@Azuciea He should write a book about it and call it "My struggle"...

    • @CrypidLore
      @CrypidLore 8 місяців тому +56

      ​​@@varvarith3090"The Strugglers Manifesto"

    • @M1N0rZ1rC0N
      @M1N0rZ1rC0N 8 місяців тому +44

      It's more like a diamond but plug

    • @zeorhymer6
      @zeorhymer6 8 місяців тому +3

      @@varvarith3090 Lol. Sounds like a familiar prince.

  • @jeremyrivera7079
    @jeremyrivera7079 8 місяців тому +1796

    I'll never understand how people genuinely support Hasan, Vaush, or Keffals

    • @ClarenceJBoddicker1987
      @ClarenceJBoddicker1987 8 місяців тому +340

      Have you met any Gen Z leftists before? Very "interesting" people to say the least....

    • @andrewfantome4020
      @andrewfantome4020 8 місяців тому +104

      They loved, when someone told what they wanted to hear.

    • @danelynch7171
      @danelynch7171 8 місяців тому +213

      Children bro... Literal children.

    • @Unapologeticweeb
      @Unapologeticweeb 8 місяців тому +50

      I don't ether I do watch certain streamers(mostly hololive vtubers)
      Streamers should be entertaining I can't fathom anyone finding any of these people entertaining

    • @rockstar450
      @rockstar450 8 місяців тому +21

      Destiny has crushed all of them

  • @Cadrieldur
    @Cadrieldur 8 місяців тому +701

    "A real job doesn't suck the soul out of you"
    As a Physician this is incorrect.

    • @Willrocs
      @Willrocs 8 місяців тому +20

      Wanna see my rash 😂😂😂😂

    • @Weltte
      @Weltte 8 місяців тому +4

      😢

    • @TwoDollarGararge
      @TwoDollarGararge 8 місяців тому +12

      That's most jobs

    • @sampreece
      @sampreece 8 місяців тому +7

      Are you blindfolded?

    • @flubber1557
      @flubber1557 8 місяців тому +31

      As an elementary school educator I feel the same. Working with kids and forcing yourself to be child friendly 5 days a week is not easy.

  • @booshmcfadden7638
    @booshmcfadden7638 8 місяців тому +293

    He doesn't work. He doesn't do anything. He just babbles.

    • @milkqt666
      @milkqt666 8 місяців тому +24

      The master yapper

    • @kalashnikovdevil
      @kalashnikovdevil 8 місяців тому +20

      Kinda like his idol Marx in that regard. Never worked a day in his life.

    • @toothgrinder2760
      @toothgrinder2760 8 місяців тому

      ⁠​⁠@@kalashnikovdevil None of them ever do, and neither do the people who follow them.
      They’re typically born into wealth, have benefactors, or they’re a bohemian artist who found themselves sentenced to prison with nothing better to do than to write an ideoIogicaI manifestø.

  • @gabornemes6932
    @gabornemes6932 8 місяців тому +2573

    Hassan whining how hard his job is while wearing a Rolex hat is peak irony.

    • @andrewfantome4020
      @andrewfantome4020 8 місяців тому +165

      Even OnlyFans models complaining about nasty simps are not so ironic.

    • @Louzahsol
      @Louzahsol 8 місяців тому

      Hassan preaching socialism while wearing a rolex hat is a close second

    • @Nic9458
      @Nic9458 8 місяців тому +88

      @@andrewfantome4020exactly, like you wouldn’t have anything without those losers😂

    • @odyssey-_-23
      @odyssey-_-23 8 місяців тому

      the guys insufferable. peak A-hole sense of intitlement

    • @andrewfantome4020
      @andrewfantome4020 8 місяців тому +63

      @@Nic9458 Moreover, they deliberately work specifically for this audience.

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 8 місяців тому +2622

    If you ever feel bad about yourself just remember thousands of people watch Hasan and take him seriously.

    • @komocakeps527
      @komocakeps527 8 місяців тому +74

      as if that will make most people feel any better. as if that will fill everyone's stomachs.

    • @M1N0rZ1rC0N
      @M1N0rZ1rC0N 8 місяців тому +46

      Hahahahaha, yeah, it's sad and dam hilarious

    • @executorocsicnarf5475
      @executorocsicnarf5475 8 місяців тому +99

      And pay him.

    • @chexmixkitty
      @chexmixkitty 8 місяців тому +107

      And give him their spending money.

    • @Amsel_616
      @Amsel_616 8 місяців тому

      We all need a clown or a lowcow to fell better in our worst moments.

  • @princeshadow13
    @princeshadow13 8 місяців тому +557

    "A real job doesn't suck the soul out of you"
    Wow, that is the most incorrect thing I've heard all work.

    • @knightraithwall8924
      @knightraithwall8924 8 місяців тому +87

      He doesn't understand what it's like to work a full time job and still be struggling financially without even having a costly hobby that can be cut back on.

    • @Dr.Strangmeme
      @Dr.Strangmeme 8 місяців тому +64

      Imagine cleaning toilets all day to hassan tell you a "real job doesn't suck out your soul"

    • @goldmoutdog19
      @goldmoutdog19 8 місяців тому +29

      Hes never worked a warehouse job thats for sure

    • @MrRADicalOfficial
      @MrRADicalOfficial 8 місяців тому +18

      @@knightraithwall8924 And then, for a lot of people, be lonely with no partner (single rates are incredibly high these days), suffering from depression, and having no time and/or energy to do the things you enjoy while Hasan probably is off partying every night with a bunch of other rich people who don't give a damn about you.

    • @junglerajah7838
      @junglerajah7838 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@goldmoutdog19As someone who's been working as an order picker for a year already. I can definitely relate.

  • @Tatian4191
    @Tatian4191 8 місяців тому +222

    Hey, Hassan has it hard. He’s a lowly multimillionaire while his dad is a billionaire. This economic downturn is hitting us all.
    My sympathies, Mr. Abi.

    • @brockdavid
      @brockdavid 8 місяців тому +26

      Hassan is the Low Testosterone version of fvcking DSP, I swear.

    • @AlmightyRager95
      @AlmightyRager95 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@brockdavidDidn't know you could go lower.

    • @Tatian4191
      @Tatian4191 8 місяців тому +13

      @@AlmightyRager95 At least DSP doesn’t Stan literal terrorists, I guess.

    • @vulkeg
      @vulkeg 8 місяців тому +5

      @@AlmightyRager95 Ha$an is a master of reaching new lows.

    • @kalashnikovdevil
      @kalashnikovdevil 8 місяців тому +1

      @@brockdavid Dude I almost cracked a rib.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 8 місяців тому +672

    Hasan Piker: *complains of how much he "struggled"*
    Everyone: "Oh no, anyway."

    • @capo4270
      @capo4270 8 місяців тому +8

      But anyhoo

    • @flamingkitsune2792
      @flamingkitsune2792 8 місяців тому

      this mfer would lose his mind if he worked at a dominoes

    • @n8_b_h
      @n8_b_h 8 місяців тому +10

      Would love to see Jeremy Clarkson rip into Hasan and asmongold and other useless people. Hahaha.

    • @evials9123
      @evials9123 8 місяців тому +8

      Bro my jaw dropped when Ludwig thought working in apple tech support was comparable to hard labor. Like how out of touch does someone have to be to think this?

    • @OCTO358
      @OCTO358 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@n8_b_h what makes Clarkson NOT useless as well?

  • @bradspar9533
    @bradspar9533 8 місяців тому +875

    If Hasan could just...shut up and go away, that'd be wonderful.
    I feel dumber every time I hear him "talk".
    Edit- 566 likes. Damn. Thanks

    • @danelynch7171
      @danelynch7171 8 місяців тому +22

      The only time I've ever heard of this dude is when people hate on him.

    • @bradspar9533
      @bradspar9533 8 місяців тому +56

      @@danelynch7171 that's how I first heard of him, the I thought "he can't really be this stupid right?"
      I was wrong. So, so wrong.

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim 8 місяців тому +35

      I've been clicking do not recommend, but UA-cam still puts his "reactions" on my feed. makes you think huh

    • @danelynch7171
      @danelynch7171 8 місяців тому +12

      @@stellviahohenheim I've genuinely never been recommended one of his videos. I'm goina blame you guys if he starts popping up now!

    • @NetBattler
      @NetBattler 8 місяців тому +9

      Does he even have a braincells left?

  • @rouvencocker
    @rouvencocker 8 місяців тому +241

    Roofing in Alabama in the middle of summer for minimum wage got nothing on siting in a gamers chair!!!

    • @enigmaodell6806
      @enigmaodell6806 8 місяців тому +12

      Oof. Flashback to Highschool, best of luck man, stay hydrated.

    • @MultipleGrievance
      @MultipleGrievance 8 місяців тому +1

      I know that's right.

    • @mrnasty2757
      @mrnasty2757 8 місяців тому +11

      Re-roofed two massive chicken houses. Thankfully it was just galvanized roofing panels, put doing that day in and day out would be brutal.

    • @iceonthesun8880
      @iceonthesun8880 8 місяців тому +6

      Hauling bricks up scaffolding
      "Well, at least I'm not a content streamer"

  • @rufiohaspan
    @rufiohaspan 8 місяців тому +48

    It’s always rich people cosplaying as poor people that are UA-cam communists

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 7 місяців тому

      That minds me of the time Tyra Banks actually cosplayed a homeless person and people on the street still recognized her.

  • @xinny4190
    @xinny4190 8 місяців тому +68

    >A real job doesn't suck the soul out of you
    The famous words of someone who has never worked in Retail, or customer service.

    • @Subsaibot2526
      @Subsaibot2526 8 місяців тому

      Yeah I guess me coming home some days wanting to cast self deletus on myself wasn't my soul getting sucked out of me.

    • @stevie_Unibrow
      @stevie_Unibrow 8 місяців тому

      I mean, he literally mentioned both of those, but okay.

  • @adisappointedgod911
    @adisappointedgod911 8 місяців тому +589

    I work with mentally disabled adults, for the three days straight. I don't go home. I'm at work for three days straight. I want to off myself because of this job. I would like to be judged by people I'll never see, and be drained from streaming. And still make a living. I don't even care about being rich, I just want to make a living.
    Best part, I don't even make enough to save money.
    Okay, I'm done crying to the Internet.
    Thanks for the kindness y'all.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 8 місяців тому +102

      You're a better person than ASSan.
      Best of luck to you.

    • @matthewrawlings1284
      @matthewrawlings1284 8 місяців тому +84

      Thanks for doing a necessary job. I hope your pay and hours gets better!

    • @javierortiz82
      @javierortiz82 8 місяців тому +63

      I'm sure you've heard this before, but what you do is valuable, not many people are cut for it and you're the best person that can possibly be doing this job given the circumstances. Thanks for tackling the challenge.

    • @Robert00118
      @Robert00118 8 місяців тому +29

      A Nurse too? I'm on a 30 minutes break working a 16 hour shift.

    • @TwilightAnarchy
      @TwilightAnarchy 8 місяців тому +39

      Hey, you’re doing more for people by taking care and helping others, unlike these “streamers” here

  • @RogueFox2185
    @RogueFox2185 8 місяців тому +377

    Imagine Hassan having to work a 9-5 in retail, he wouldn’t last a whole month there if he’s whining about streaming for a few hours.

    • @my_name_is_desh727
      @my_name_is_desh727 8 місяців тому +53

      Lets be honest, he wouldn't last a day

    • @vortex_1336
      @vortex_1336 8 місяців тому +43

      He couldn't even keep a job with his uncle's company.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 8 місяців тому

      @@my_name_is_desh727 Lets be doubly honest, 99% of people don't want a job like that because of school indoctrination.

    • @xWhackoJacko
      @xWhackoJacko 8 місяців тому +22

      month? too much credit my dude. I'd give him a week

    • @-pressxtostart-
      @-pressxtostart- 8 місяців тому

      Its why most of them do what they do
      They are socially inept
      Lonely
      Angry
      Lazy
      Incapable of physical activity

  • @Nic9458
    @Nic9458 8 місяців тому +355

    Assmongold made a semi-valid point when saying the grind to the top of the streaming community is hard, which it probably is. The only problem with that take is Hasan didn’t have to grind to the top, he was given his audience by his politically affiliated uncle, Cenk Uygur. Hasan would still be a rich person even if he didn’t stream, but he has the gall to complain about it after having his whole platform handed to him
    Edit: Hassan really hates being called “Cenk’s nephew”, this is what I call him, and I suggest others do the same, just look out for his reaction

    • @yikaiye9241
      @yikaiye9241 8 місяців тому +5

      Are they actually related?

    • @Nic9458
      @Nic9458 8 місяців тому +47

      @@yikaiye9241 yeah, Cenk Uygur is the biological brother of Hasan’s father

    • @naamadossantossilva4736
      @naamadossantossilva4736 8 місяців тому +14

      I will call him that.

    • @travisgeorge1553
      @travisgeorge1553 8 місяців тому +1

      I call Cenk, Big Fat Brown Cow.
      I think Atheism is unstoppable, had that much,100%

    • @prohanta9360
      @prohanta9360 8 місяців тому +10

      It's hard, but it also needs luck. Most of the time But then again every job need some kind of "grind". To be able get you employed, you need formal education, which means you need you HS degree with decent score at worst, you grind for your level of education. The thing is, with the same amount of "grind", real job give you less than stream. Stream has low requirement to do but with high ceiling, while real job need higher floor with lower ceiling. The thing with asmon take is, he thought while stream needs grind, real life job didn't do that. Imagine real job after you hired, you still need to grind your way to promotion, either work harder, licking your supervisor's boots, pretend you're fine with douche co-workers, have to be "friendly" to keep the harmony until promotion next 2-5 years later

  • @jailcatjones3250
    @jailcatjones3250 8 місяців тому +106

    Rip Akira Toriyama

  • @zachisebi
    @zachisebi 8 місяців тому +19

    My dad had a job in the 90's at a steel plant. He regularly had to have metal splinters drilled out of his eyes and he was literally sweating rust from all the metal dust in his pores. But at least he didn't have to sit at home and play a video game for 8 hours.

    • @DSPsWifesBF
      @DSPsWifesBF 8 місяців тому +3

      Same thing with my dad!
      I’d love for Hasan to work at a steel plant for a week and see how he fares

  • @iHaveTheDocuments
    @iHaveTheDocuments 8 місяців тому +301

    It's important to know Asmon got absolutely destroyed by his own comment section and dislikes for that take. So bad that he had to backtrack. So bad that his editor made videos on how bad the backlash was

    • @EngrishVT
      @EngrishVT 8 місяців тому +38

      when it comes to his so called streamer friends like It'sAGundams future ex wife pokimane, hassan list goes on he becomes dumb it's understandable it's his friends

    • @Vardanix2468
      @Vardanix2468 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@Spaciousfoot......what did act man do? Im ootl

    • @JWalters388
      @JWalters388 8 місяців тому +11

      @Spaciousfoot Even before that, taking the MelonieMac situations, out of context.

    • @shagohad3
      @shagohad3 8 місяців тому

      @@Vardanix2468 I would also like to know

    • @crocidile90
      @crocidile90 8 місяців тому +29

      ​@@EngrishVT ItsAGundum's wife? Don't you mean his future Ex that will take the house and kids

  • @theucheao
    @theucheao 8 місяців тому +274

    There’s a reason why UA-camrs didn’t talk about money back in the day…

    • @n.g.l.
      @n.g.l. 8 місяців тому +28

      Yup, comes off as arrogant and no one likes an arrogant person

    • @Barryhick186
      @Barryhick186 8 місяців тому +1

      @@n.g.l.He's a commie, he cant help his stupidity.

  • @jaw0449
    @jaw0449 8 місяців тому +424

    Every leader of every Socialist/Communist group I've encountered comes from the upper middle to upper class...but it's not about power

    • @kiko485
      @kiko485 8 місяців тому +25

      💯💯💯💯

    • @ClarenceJBoddicker1987
      @ClarenceJBoddicker1987 8 місяців тому +19

      Facts.

    • @Unapologeticweeb
      @Unapologeticweeb 8 місяців тому +79

      No surprise Marx himself was upper class

    • @jaw0449
      @jaw0449 8 місяців тому +22

      @@Unapologeticweeb Engels. Marx is a little harder to place but many liken him to regular middle class

    • @gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090
      @gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090 8 місяців тому

      @@UnapologeticweebImagine that. And all these suck offs look up to him like he was some kinda underdog.

  • @panamahank7108
    @panamahank7108 8 місяців тому +49

    Thanks for the shout out Gundam! I work in the coal mines 😅 not Kentucky, but close! Southern illinois. Love your content buddy, and Frit 😘

  • @darkguardian1314
    @darkguardian1314 8 місяців тому +38

    12 hour days is becoming the standard for manufacturing in the Midwest.
    Hasan is insane.

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 8 місяців тому +155

    "Pick a job you like, you never 'work' a day in your live."
    He has the LUXURY to choose a "job" and has the gall to *complain* about it!!

    • @brockdavid
      @brockdavid 8 місяців тому +1

      Bet you anything, breathing is a laborious process, a tiring task, for the Disingenuous Act Ma’am.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 8 місяців тому

      @@brockdavid
      O
      M
      G
      XD

  • @MrTuubster
    @MrTuubster 8 місяців тому +432

    Aba and Preach said it quite well. A nurse will get mentally drained from a 10 hour shift. Streamers choose to stream 9 hours. They can stop whenever they want. They keep doing it to get more money.

    • @trashfire9641
      @trashfire9641 8 місяців тому +8

      What you said is true, but nurses will also work 16 hours because they want more money 😂

    • @MrTuubster
      @MrTuubster 8 місяців тому +72

      @@trashfire9641 ok, ok. But you get my Point right? They are already filthy rich. I have yet to see a filthy rich nurse.

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 8 місяців тому

      @@trashfire9641 Many nurses are assigned to shifts they would prefer not to work, but accept them because they don't want to lose the particular job they have. So yes, money is a factor, but it is seldom the case that they just think, "I'm going to work extra today because I like working 16 hours and getting money."

    • @tinewordsmith126
      @tinewordsmith126 8 місяців тому +73

      @@trashfire9641 but nurses can't just leave and go home anytime they want all the time everytime they have a shift at the hospital because they will eventually get fired. Streamers can continuously decide the length of their stream time for perpetuity without any consequences because they have control of their careers.

    • @trashfire9641
      @trashfire9641 8 місяців тому +6

      @@tinewordsmith126 I agree

  • @weneedtherain7729
    @weneedtherain7729 8 місяців тому +60

    "but a real job doesn't suck the soul out of you" Imagine being so priviliged that you actually believe this

  • @vcrbetamax
    @vcrbetamax 8 місяців тому +47

    11:18 Oh, that’s why he defends Hassan. He’s got Turks living in his house.

    • @347Spartan
      @347Spartan 8 місяців тому +2

      Eww why he would do that.

  • @drunk3n_m0nk12
    @drunk3n_m0nk12 8 місяців тому +16

    Back when I was an auto detailer and it was so cold that ice was forming on the cars while I washed them, I was always telling myself "at least I'm not sitting in my warm house streaming to a bunch of naive children while they throw their parent's money at me."

  • @manlyadvice1789
    @manlyadvice1789 8 місяців тому +54

    All we need to understand about Hasan's complaint:
    1) He doesn't need the money. He could quit streaming right now and sit pretty for the rest of his life.
    2) No one is making him stream for 9 hours instead of 3.
    He's doing it voluntarily and for unnecessary gains. Hasan's own behavior indicates that what he does isn't that hard.

  • @WompWompWoooomp
    @WompWompWoooomp 8 місяців тому +845

    One guy getting super rich and hoarding all his wealth is unironically how SociaIism actually works.

    • @loggen3870
      @loggen3870 8 місяців тому +108

      Yes once the goblin in front get his full you get scarps and have to share that with everyone else

    • @twilightknight2333
      @twilightknight2333 8 місяців тому

      Sounds like capitalism too, no surprise why in capitalist countries the 1% own most of the wealth in all the country while workers haven't had a significant wage increase to inflation since the 1960s

    • @Stormdraka
      @Stormdraka 8 місяців тому +5

      According to what/who? Its not what its description says.

    • @shocktnc
      @shocktnc 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Stormdrakalol, are you so daft as to believe a description without proof these days?

    • @fuzztsimmers3415
      @fuzztsimmers3415 8 місяців тому +66

      He didnt get super rich his family has always been rich

  • @dakotarandolph4714
    @dakotarandolph4714 8 місяців тому +177

    He does realize Luffy wouldn't agree with limiting people's foods or riches through government control right? Like he gets that big gov is what we are fighting in one piece right?

    • @battlebread1958
      @battlebread1958 8 місяців тому +33

      No he'd hace to commit to something to find that out

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 8 місяців тому +9

      I mean... If Luffy was a modern day pirate, he would be in the middle of the sea stealing cargo ships. Technically, he would limit people's access to food and riches since those ships are losing goods.

    • @fajile5109
      @fajile5109 8 місяців тому +43

      @@n4ughty_knightluffys idea of a pirate is some one free from governments or hypocritical creeds. Since hes so strong getting food or goods is as easy as helping someone out for an afternoon. If luffy was a pirate today he would be wacking somalis and getting paid out of love and respect not any demands.

    • @dakotarandolph4714
      @dakotarandolph4714 8 місяців тому +30

      @n4ughty_knight technically luffy doesn't fit even by the common pirate standards of the one piece world so that's kind of irrelevant? Dude is mainly a pirate for the exploration part and gathering treasures but he doesn't mind stealing, fighting, etc along the way as it's all just fun to him. If anything you could say Luffy represents that very idea that no one should govern your ideals except your heart so the idea of him being pro communist is kinda so out of left field

    • @Garrus1995
      @Garrus1995 8 місяців тому

      If Hasan was capable of any degree of critical thinking, he’d realize how none of what he says has any logical basis.

  • @leviswranglers2813
    @leviswranglers2813 8 місяців тому +136

    I hope Hassan wins for "Most Punchable Face" this awards season. He truly has earned it.

    • @ARStudios2000
      @ARStudios2000 8 місяців тому +3

      He won my punchable awards a year back

    • @merafirewing6591
      @merafirewing6591 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@ARStudios2000 and the funny part he surpassed Kathleen Kennedy's previous records.

    • @scockery
      @scockery 8 місяців тому +2

      Matt Walsh is always a strong contender. I think certain people grow beards to hide their punchable faces.

    • @leviswranglers2813
      @leviswranglers2813 8 місяців тому

      @@scockery Matt is definitely in the running for the award.

    • @347Spartan
      @347Spartan 8 місяців тому +1

      Nahh thats John Somalis award, Hassan gets second place award.

  • @Blxck412
    @Blxck412 8 місяців тому +21

    I can't with Asmogold's cockroaches. Its so disgusting, it made me feel so dirty had to shower mid video

  • @Thirsty_Tree
    @Thirsty_Tree 8 місяців тому +18

    Thank you so much for giving XQC subtitles, I would not literally have known what he said if they weren't there

    • @akira8393
      @akira8393 8 місяців тому +1

      same

    • @RichardWatt
      @RichardWatt 7 місяців тому

      Oh, and the (???) should be "on boarded".

  • @thenathanimal2909
    @thenathanimal2909 8 місяців тому +100

    Cenks Nephew speaks like someone who has never been punched in the face

    • @metaldiscipline3955
      @metaldiscipline3955 8 місяців тому

      Hassan indeed has a very punchable face!

    • @ytnukesme1600
      @ytnukesme1600 8 місяців тому +2

      can confirm from personal experience, you do need to be bullied even a little bit to grow into a well adjusted human being at least if not a proper man.

  • @Cc-on5pp
    @Cc-on5pp 8 місяців тому +101

    I think this a bigger self report than people are making it out to be. I can believe his soul feels drained at the end of the day, but not from streaming. The constant twisting of words, dishonesty, and hatred for his fellow man must be exhausting.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 8 місяців тому +25

      He's admitted to being a propagandist. I bet if you had him for a few hours under a heat lamp, he would admit it's all a grift.

    • @AllofJudea
      @AllofJudea 8 місяців тому +19

      ​@@stillcantbesilencedevennowhe'd crack in minutes. He's a coward.

    • @MrRADicalOfficial
      @MrRADicalOfficial 8 місяців тому +13

      @@AllofJudea Absolutely. He only acts so hostile and disingenuous because he's behind a screen and has an exorbitant amount of wealth (since money is power). If done right I don't even think he'd last 30 seconds.
      Not that I'd be much better, but I'm nothing like him in terms of attitude and morals.

    • @masterofsloth4349
      @masterofsloth4349 8 місяців тому +4

      Hatred for his fellow men is true

  • @roughtimes8057
    @roughtimes8057 8 місяців тому +151

    Oh boy should be fun talking about the epitome of champagne socialist...

    • @JumpCutThis
      @JumpCutThis 8 місяців тому +14

      For some reason the only champagne I can imagine this forever-wilting, eternally soy manchild consuming is a bottle that’s already been filtered through the human digestive system, strained through urine-soaked cheesecloth, then repackaged into the bottle with the cork duct taped back in.

    • @Ms666slayer
      @Ms666slayer 8 місяців тому

      Hasan and other guy named Second Thought are big examples of Champagne socialist the Second Though guy is even worse because he like to enjoy like one of the most capitalist thing ever, driving super cars.

  • @SolracNexus
    @SolracNexus 8 місяців тому +16

    Whining over that kind of job just confirms how well-off he is, while the average working man would prefer that than anything else

  • @joesomebody3365
    @joesomebody3365 8 місяців тому +9

    That clip of Sam Hyde doing his Candyman bit was gold; I wish we got to see Hyde vs Hassan.

  • @parisite99
    @parisite99 8 місяців тому +92

    In their cognitive dissonance, these types don’t even see that when they say “real job”, that implies that their job is in fact not a real job. 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @n8_b_h
      @n8_b_h 8 місяців тому +1

      Hahahah. Amazing point.

    • @n8_b_h
      @n8_b_h 8 місяців тому +3

      My real job is honest work. I don’t have to hate myself for a real job. Like clearly many super rich complainers do constantly.

    • @ARStudios2000
      @ARStudios2000 8 місяців тому

      ​@@n8_b_hsame here. I work in a multimedia private office, 9 to 5 shift.
      Make 108 dollars monthly.
      It's a real job, an honest one, and it can still feel draining because I don't get enough time for my own passion projects (art and animation). But I can at least take pride in knowing I actually have skills that can come in handy to someone better than Hasan

  • @metalburner357
    @metalburner357 8 місяців тому +108

    His chair provides more insightful commentary.

  • @killertrip10
    @killertrip10 8 місяців тому +75

    "Small loan of 8 million dollars"

  • @kenricnarbrough8191
    @kenricnarbrough8191 8 місяців тому +11

    sat in a Rolex hat in a mansion housing a supercar.
    fighting for unironic adult grade marxism.

  • @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin
    @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin 8 місяців тому +12

    "How do you do fellow kids? Do you enjoy Rust? Do you watch the One Piece? This thing in real life is like those things you spend all your free time enjoying, instead of improving your life and earning actual freedom!"

  • @freespeechisdead7233
    @freespeechisdead7233 8 місяців тому +20

    "You guys have no idea how hard is being a full time steamer!" 😭
    * Wipes tears with $100 dollar bills 💵

  • @waqarbaig97
    @waqarbaig97 8 місяців тому +64

    Everytime I look at his chat, its like im watching a cult reacting in unison, posting the same emojis even in the weirdest moments. Its scary.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 8 місяців тому +7

      I wonder if "content creators" use bots and stuff to get more views

    • @johnnytyler5685
      @johnnytyler5685 8 місяців тому

      That is how the (empty) Democrat mind operates.

    • @akira8393
      @akira8393 8 місяців тому

      you can see how disturbing it is in pokimanes stream

  • @24framedavinci39
    @24framedavinci39 8 місяців тому +60

    I thought working in Barstow climbing telephone poles, where it stays 120°f half the year, was tough. I can't imagine sitting in an AC'ed room in my pajamas, having my mother bring me food all day. It must be 1,000x worse.

    • @thedoomslayer5863
      @thedoomslayer5863 8 місяців тому +9

      The worst part is not only does he get to do that but he makes more than most people ever will working real honest jobs

    • @FordFalcon54
      @FordFalcon54 8 місяців тому +6

      "Bed pan mom...BED PAN"

  • @puffythedestroyer8878
    @puffythedestroyer8878 8 місяців тому +6

    Also: Hbomberguy deliberately left Hassan out of his plagiarism video as much as possible, because he consider's Hassan a close friend, and is legitimately affraid of pissing him off. Made a whole tweet begging pappa piker to not get upset before removing it.

  • @nugzmedallion8929
    @nugzmedallion8929 8 місяців тому +14

    I gotta thank you for this video, Gundam! It was because of this that I discovered Aba n Preach because despite that being the type of content that's right up my alley, UA-cam's algorithm has never once recommended them to me ever and I simply didn't know who they were before and if left up to youtube's recommendations, I would never find anyone actually entertaining, so thanks!

  • @groanhammer282
    @groanhammer282 8 місяців тому +75

    That Sam Hyde clip is quite possibly the funniest clip of all time

    • @kurotenshi2407
      @kurotenshi2407 8 місяців тому +3

      That clip kills me every time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Rosispergia
    @Rosispergia 8 місяців тому +50

    Gundam thank you from the bottom of my heart for putting subtitles for XQC. Truly, truly appreciated

  • @KiwiHavok777
    @KiwiHavok777 8 місяців тому +126

    Hasan and DSP are so out of touch with reality that they both think that streaming is the hardest job in the world.

    • @brockdavid
      @brockdavid 8 місяців тому

      Hasan is the low testosterone version of DSP

    • @carl7810
      @carl7810 8 місяців тому +9

      Atleast dsp struggels to get paid.

    • @KindredEmotions
      @KindredEmotions 8 місяців тому +16

      DSP struggles with life in general. It’s a miracle the man ever got married.

    • @ARStudios2000
      @ARStudios2000 8 місяців тому

      I'm shocked he's made it this far without losing everything ​@@KindredEmotions

    • @MrRADicalOfficial
      @MrRADicalOfficial 8 місяців тому +4

      @@KindredEmotions I think it's a miracle he is even breathing, to be quite honest.

  • @HowIDoItFaM
    @HowIDoItFaM 8 місяців тому +2

    I worked at a call center once upon a time. When I tell you it was one of the most exhausting jobs I've ever had! Socially draining. When I got off I don't think I said a word out loud until I got back to work the next day.

  • @julian23561
    @julian23561 8 місяців тому +2

    I remember that one story of Asmongold wiping the gum blood on his fingers on his walls, how he has a corner in his room where there's just traces of old blood from his gums.

  • @ocarinaplaya
    @ocarinaplaya 8 місяців тому +67

    Take away the algorithms and go strictly subscriber based and chronological uploads; guys like Hasan, destiny and other meh content creators wouldnt make a fraction of the money they do now.

    • @simshengvue4642
      @simshengvue4642 8 місяців тому

      You can't even be a conservative streamer on twitch. Theyll ban you for saying men can't be women

    • @n8_b_h
      @n8_b_h 8 місяців тому +10

      ‘Algorithms’. Manipulation for social control. ;)

    • @funicon3689
      @funicon3689 8 місяців тому +3

      underrated point

    • @Jafar545
      @Jafar545 8 місяців тому +4

      Nonsense argument...
      Destiny made a living from this long before anyone was talking about "the algorithms", and Hasan got pushed to the top by his uncle...
      Their "meh content" is exactly what people want to see, the same way they watch reality tv and marvel movies.
      Entertainment is not and never has been a meritocracy.

    • @ocarinaplaya
      @ocarinaplaya 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Jafar545 Their numbers are likely bots.

  • @cartmann94
    @cartmann94 8 місяців тому +256

    Wouldn’t be interesting that since Hasan’s parents are Turkish, that means he must have an ancestor that worked “deporting” Armenians between 1915 and 1918? Wouldn’t that be something?

    • @pinkkfloydd
      @pinkkfloydd 8 місяців тому

      Don't ask Cenk or Cenk's nephew what they think about the Armenian genocide.

    • @The_Killah29
      @The_Killah29 8 місяців тому

      Well, his uncle Cenk IS a "Young Turk" afterall lol

    • @fremendude8653
      @fremendude8653 8 місяців тому +42

      Why do you think his uncle runs a media organization called The Young Turks? 🧐

    • @AllofJudea
      @AllofJudea 8 місяців тому +19

      They still deny that. You can deny THAT one, but the ridiculous one with the masturbation machines, that one you can't question. Weird huh

    • @drunk3n_m0nk12
      @drunk3n_m0nk12 8 місяців тому +12

      That's the tricky thing about history. Look back far enough and *everyone* becomes the villain at some point.

  • @stevenbordlemay2651
    @stevenbordlemay2651 8 місяців тому +123

    Peak capitalism is larping as a socialist

    • @wyvernah
      @wyvernah 8 місяців тому +6

      Absolutely disgusting that capitalists will point to this guy as an example of a socialist

    • @Dayz3O6
      @Dayz3O6 8 місяців тому

      @@wyvernah because socialist are the biggest greed larper out there, another name for them would be grift capitalist.

    • @manlyadvice1789
      @manlyadvice1789 8 місяців тому +1

      That would make more sense as "peak oligarchy."

    • @zephyrosuav9760
      @zephyrosuav9760 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@wyvernah"nooooo he's not a real socialist!"

    • @theALTF4
      @theALTF4 8 місяців тому

      @@wyvernah
      "hez nut da reeeel zoocialist!!! reel zoo-cia-list hab neber bean implementurd"
      bruh! even marx' dad thought his son was a useless whinny bum in the letters he wrote him. hassan stinks so similar to Karl himself, that maybe Y O U are not the real socialist, bob.

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags 8 місяців тому +3

    "Social battery" is a term asocial introverts use to explain to others why socializing is a draining process for them because many do not instinctively understand how someone can dislike being around others. Hasan's not wrong when he says streaming for long periods of time is socially draining, but it was a very tone-deaf thing to do to compare it to other jobs because being an influencer is one of the most privileged jobs one can have. Sure some jobs might not be socially draining, but people in those jobs would take the social draining to get rid of a ton of other problems they have. Also, streaming has so many boundaries between you and the audience that it's one of the least social socializing activities.

  • @MakeItWithCalvin
    @MakeItWithCalvin 8 місяців тому +12

    Someone who makes DSP tolerable... That's not something I thought I was going to say!

    • @brockdavid
      @brockdavid 8 місяців тому

      Hasan makes DSP look like Lou Ferrigno. The Act Ma’am is the Low T version of DSP.

  • @Pyrate_Of_Las_Vegas
    @Pyrate_Of_Las_Vegas 8 місяців тому +27

    This is the same as AOC wearing that "Tax the Rich" dress

  • @The_Killah29
    @The_Killah29 8 місяців тому +108

    Asmongold only came to Hassan's defence because they are both "talent" at Night Talent Agency, and are both used by Night, inc to be "influencers" of the youth. People should look into the people that run it. Lots of tiny hats involved.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 8 місяців тому

      Would explain a LOT of Asmon's idiotic, ignorant takes at times. Dude is a f*ckin' clown.

    • @AllofJudea
      @AllofJudea 8 місяців тому +29

      They're always behind communists. Always.

    • @Jafar545
      @Jafar545 8 місяців тому +4

      You are aware that this ain't pol and you probably should take your meds?

    • @cantinadudes
      @cantinadudes 8 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Jafar545lol have you not noticed? After october 7th social media as a whole turned into pol

  • @M1N0rZ1rC0N
    @M1N0rZ1rC0N 8 місяців тому +25

    Back when chenks nephew was The Brofesor teaching us how to get college girls drunk and take advantage of them i was busy not being a scum bag and working in a factory.

  • @BeeWaifu
    @BeeWaifu 8 місяців тому +1

    Oh, so you noticed that Asmon's eyebrows are constantly flying upwards when he talks? And when he's trying to find a response he tilts left and right?

  • @aardvarkbiscuit2677
    @aardvarkbiscuit2677 8 місяців тому +1

    I worked on a customer service team years ago and my job was essentially getting older people to program their TVs to pick up the signals from satellite and microwave TV. This could include going through wiring from scratch and sorting out the TVs when they didn't even have a manual for it. This was in the days before audio and video inputs were a big thing. If only I could have been helping people with the difficult job of resetting a password.

  • @Snakedude4life
    @Snakedude4life 8 місяців тому +217

    “Between private horse riding lessons and being the son of an oil baron, Assan is the hardest working insect in the biz.”
    🎩
    🐉no step on Snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

  • @SinEater292
    @SinEater292 8 місяців тому +35

    Dude makes so much money I'm sure he can afford to cut back on streaming nobody forces him to stream nine hours

    • @mrcrazyattire723
      @mrcrazyattire723 8 місяців тому +20

      It's never been about the money. It's always been about his Ego. He was born rich and wants to stream to have a social reach for his faux social status.

    • @SinEater292
      @SinEater292 8 місяців тому +1

      I don't doubt it

    • @highrofellos6721
      @highrofellos6721 8 місяців тому +1

      Probably depends on his contract. I know some streamers have moved platforms to get fewer required streaming hours per month so they could do things outside of streaming.

  • @Silverghost992
    @Silverghost992 8 місяців тому +59

    The term champagne socialist is perfect for people like him.

    • @CC3GROUNDZERO
      @CC3GROUNDZERO 8 місяців тому

      Is your problem with the champagne part, or with the socialist part?

  • @caIamarii
    @caIamarii 8 місяців тому +5

    As someone who works 60 hours a week in a warehouse im glad Hasan is standing up for the working man!! ❤❤💯💯

  • @shadebleu
    @shadebleu 7 місяців тому +2

    Streaming is so hard. I want Hasan Piker to work a lunch line.

  • @dwolfman5875
    @dwolfman5875 8 місяців тому +44

    What I wouldn't give to have most of these whiny streamers trade jobs for a day with a garbage man or something that requires physical labor just awake them up to reality

    • @thedoomslayer5863
      @thedoomslayer5863 8 місяців тому +6

      That would instantly expose each and every single one of them. You'd see them struggle just on the first stop! By the second or third they'd be sobbing, begging for it to end so they can go back to making millions doing nothing.

    • @tonysiouxfan
      @tonysiouxfan 8 місяців тому

      Hasan should have to spend a growing season working on a farm.

  • @Littledidtheyknow
    @Littledidtheyknow 8 місяців тому +465

    11:43 you're absolutely correct. A few years back I streamed on twitch, and at the end of a 7-hour stream I had the most viewers I'd ever had.
    19
    And those 19 viewers put me in the top 1% of twitch at that time. Most people on twitch stream to nobody.
    If you have 400 regular viewers on twitch, you are killing the game.

    • @Stefantius
      @Stefantius 8 місяців тому +28

      One of my boys started blowing up big, averaged 200+ viewers a stream at 4x a week, was well on the road to partnership and just fell off the face of the map for like 6 months, said he got burned tf out

    • @JonborgVA
      @JonborgVA 8 місяців тому +3

      My max so far is 10 viewers

    • @veiotisligon9140
      @veiotisligon9140 8 місяців тому +2

      Glad to hear that the most I had is four , I’m just glad there is some hope

    • @muckdriver
      @muckdriver 8 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Stefantiusyour boy probably put in more work than hasan in some way lol

    • @ARStudios2000
      @ARStudios2000 8 місяців тому +1

      Well that's.... surprising.

  • @silastipton9982
    @silastipton9982 8 місяців тому +47

    It’s funny to think that the guy who spends so much time playing other people’s videos and walking away is gonna tell us that streaming is much harder that any normal job that people experience

  • @wgwells
    @wgwells 8 місяців тому +3

    You've had some solid takes the past few videos--keep it up. Subscription achieved.

  • @billybumpers
    @billybumpers 8 місяців тому +3

    Never seen your videos before but this made me a huge fan. Your sarcasm was the perfect nutrients my soul needed after it was sucked out from doing my non streaming job... wait. That doesnt make sense. Streamers are the only ones with a hard job.

  • @arieloliver3219
    @arieloliver3219 8 місяців тому +33

    You being a "dangerous brand" and hassan a safe one is the wildest thing ever, peak first world stuff

  • @Hummelsbusch
    @Hummelsbusch 8 місяців тому +63

    The cosplay-socialist in his communist onesie sponsored by Rolex. Yeah, Hasan, we feel your pain.

  • @polterghost_
    @polterghost_ 8 місяців тому +129

    As an introvert I will defend the idea of "social battery". In few previous jobs of mine I used to lock myself in an empty room during break because I had enough of social interactions. That said I doubt that Hasan has any idea how being drained from socialising really feels like.

    • @akira8393
      @akira8393 8 місяців тому +16

      for a guy that stole other content, it must've been hard

    • @StronkiTube
      @StronkiTube 8 місяців тому +9

      Exactly this.

    • @magik97
      @magik97 8 місяців тому +3

      I doubt that's what being introverted means

    • @DigiCube4
      @DigiCube4 8 місяців тому +2

      That’s not what being introverted means, however I still feel you on that. Wrong word to use, super valid experience

    • @polterghost_
      @polterghost_ 8 місяців тому +1

      @@DigiCube4 So whats the "correct" word to use?

  • @Ochsenfrosch
    @Ochsenfrosch 8 місяців тому +2

    I'm a teacher.... my social battery is empty after 20min. And it goes on for 6-7 hours

  • @skyofthelivingdead
    @skyofthelivingdead 8 місяців тому +2

    As a mortuary student pursuing embalming, I was quite literally about to make a comment about how tone deaf Hasan’s statement of how “a real job doesn’t suck the soul out of you” until you mentioned those of us in death care, so thank you. Alcoholism/drug addiction and burnout are fairly common in the death industry because of how stressful it can be.

  • @sprnightfire
    @sprnightfire 8 місяців тому +33

    I would have love to see Sam Hype fight Hasan in that boxing match when he called him out. Too bad Hasan chicken out.

  • @Scamdar
    @Scamdar 8 місяців тому +12

    Let's get him a shift on an oil rig and see how he feels after that.

  • @KorraGriffith
    @KorraGriffith 8 місяців тому +59

    When Gundam said trucking with no load on your come back, man that hit me so hard, I do that every day

  • @Nomadestra
    @Nomadestra 8 місяців тому +4

    I was waiting on this. Foot on their necks, Gundam.

  • @53cards92
    @53cards92 8 місяців тому +5

    Asmongold is just penguinz0, but with a quarter of the brain cells

    • @akira8393
      @akira8393 8 місяців тому +2

      it's an insult to moist critical

  • @DKMarioplayR
    @DKMarioplayR 8 місяців тому +52

    Chris Chan has a biological clock, Hasan has a social battery. They could just say “I’m tired and I need a nap.”

    • @BB-te8tc
      @BB-te8tc 8 місяців тому +4

      "Crash into slumber"

  • @fictiontheorizer4253
    @fictiontheorizer4253 8 місяців тому +30

    Looking forward to this.
    Nothing beets a Gundam Roast.
    And Hasan has a lot to roast.

  • @TheAntManChannel
    @TheAntManChannel 8 місяців тому +21

    The we love landlords guy trolled him hard lol

  • @Bobamawesome
    @Bobamawesome 8 місяців тому +4

    Its interesting how these people think working a job where you sit infront of a computer talking to "chat" while watching youtube or helping old people reset their passwords is more difficult than the job where you're swinging a sledgehammer in the Texas heat for 12 hours a day while your boss is yelling at you calling you a stupid motherfer for needing to take a break to drink some water.

  • @Bulletproof_Trump
    @Bulletproof_Trump 8 місяців тому +4

    Ludwig made his whole argument while wearing a Twilight t-shirt un-ironically. That says all I needed to know

  • @Tbull17
    @Tbull17 8 місяців тому +23

    As someone that works in international shipping I feel for Hasan. If I had to sit around my pc being an idiot for 9 hours a day I’d just commit sudoku

    • @highrofellos6721
      @highrofellos6721 8 місяців тому +1

      You might commit to a Sudoku, but Hasan might find Sudoku a bit difficult.

  • @Everything_Heavy
    @Everything_Heavy 8 місяців тому +40

    He won’t fight The Candyman. Opinions discarded.

    • @Dan-gs3kg
      @Dan-gs3kg 8 місяців тому +4

      Think it, See it, Do it

  • @xboyskevin2387
    @xboyskevin2387 8 місяців тому +27

    Oh the CANDYMAN is coming HASAN!!

  • @infernodivider6661
    @infernodivider6661 8 місяців тому +1

    Ayo why is the algorithm trying to hide itsagundum I'm subscribed with notifications it's been months I thought something happened 😭😭

  • @IllemDaFunk
    @IllemDaFunk 8 місяців тому +1

    Password resets?! Dude should try supporting production application workloads. That'll give him something to sweat about.

  • @tatersquad2000
    @tatersquad2000 8 місяців тому +47

    I make 45k per year running machines in a factory 10 hrs per day and I donate most of my money to streamers so they may see a spark of hope and have the strength to endure during these dark times 🙏

    • @Amuro37
      @Amuro37 8 місяців тому +6

      Thank you for your service

    • @KiazaKadaj
      @KiazaKadaj 8 місяців тому +1

      beautiful, thank you sir!

  • @iHaveTheDocuments
    @iHaveTheDocuments 8 місяців тому +58

    Champagne socialist

  • @raketensven3127
    @raketensven3127 8 місяців тому +10

    Gundam, you just don't understand! He bought this multi million dollar mansion *ironically* !

  • @patricksp71
    @patricksp71 8 місяців тому +4

    His Mom is a Landlord and rents out multiple properties