6:20 - I had a flashback to when my uncle was relating what he saw at a car show, I think it was Chrysler that had a voice system, and his example was, "your lights are on." This was way back around the time of this program, too!
I remember when we were driving in Ireland , looking for some place, with my husband speaking no English, and myself who does not understand directions because I don't drive ... it was quite a piece for cake !
I just love the autorotarian voice; Petrol! In 1986 i was on my very first trip, owning a drivers license, to do re- exam. It was a 2 hour drive and i left my house with a full tank. But on my way home the tank ran empty, and i didn’t have a voice in my car yelling; petrol! It would’ve shouted something different since i am dutch, but anyway, as i kept on driving looking for a gas station, i could’nt find one, and by the time i did found one, it was closed. Miles later i found another one. At that time the tank was so empty, i must have been driving on petrol that i had’nt even bought yet.
All these ridiculous features in cars have been added to cater to all the absent minded and idiot drivers. I have more than one sibling that has actually run out of gas because they just didn't realize it was almost empty. One even stopped at a gas station, thought she had pumped gas because she always uses the pump lock, then drove off and ran out of gas! How do you accidentally not pump gas? My car even has a shift indicator telling me when to shift up and down... why would I buy a manual if I did not already know when to do this? And the suggestions are awful. I can be going uphill at 20 mph and that damn thing will tell me to shift up to 4th gear. I taught my husband to drive manual and he was getting awful gas mileage, and I realized he just follows the suggested gear rather than listening to the engine. Obviously after more practice he is getting better. It's not his fault his parents only had automatics and I have been driving manual since I was a kid.
my sisterand brother in law were on there unmoon in cork asjed for drictions to a local pub in order to get some lunch were advised to carry on down the road until a church came twords you turn left and its stright ahead of you stop there
c"est vrai pour les directions, quand vous demandez à quelqu'un votre chemin, même si il n'en sait rien, il veut absolument vous aider, pourquoi ? mystère !
Modern day comedians can't hold a candle to the master that is Dave Allen.
God bless Dave Allen and thank you
Just what we need in these dark days. Thank goodness for these videos! Bless him!
I remember first watching this series in 1993 I loved it I love it when he loses his temper and swears 😍❤️. Genius
mike owen i watched in the 70's as a kid and he is still as funny now as he was then
Yes - he looses IT sooo well,,,I love IT top:))))))
@amandamiller304 Unfortunately I was too young to watch him in the 70s ❤
A comedic genius. I would love to hear him talk about today's phones.
Such a gifted story teller.
Just brilliant! Thank you Dave Allen!
I keep coming back for more, he was so good.
gratitude for uploading these .. i had forgotten how brilliant he was - am hurting myself laughing
“I spy with my little eye and it starts with an .. H.” “River!” “Yes!” 😂😂
It cracks me up every time.
"I would not start from here if I were you" ! oh love you Dave Allen !
Absolute master!!
6:20 - I had a flashback to when my uncle was relating what he saw at a car show, I think it was Chrysler that had a voice system, and his example was, "your lights are on." This was way back around the time of this program, too!
Dave's going on about gadgets in cars back then jeez imagine what he would think of cars in 2020
And now in 2024?
I wonder what he would say about all the social media we have today LOL. He is so funny :)
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"I woul'nt start from here if I were you" OMG love this guy !
Dave Allen, so fecking hilarious 😂
Incredibly good!
Thank you.
Brilliant Dave, thank you.
Dave Allen is gifted
You mean was...sadly
@@bengello still is even in death he's still the funniest guy on the planet
@@benconway9010 Yep
arh...dave cracks me up.....what a story teller......
Absolute classic comedian :O)
One of the very best!
R.I.P. DAVE ALLEN . BRILLANT HILARIOUS !!! FROM U.K. (2021).
When he did the out of petrol bit, he started to remind me a bit of a dalek
Love this bit 😂😂😂
I’ve seen this so often ❤️😂😂
Talk about funny... He's just great....
The master enough said
Thanks for the up, always funny
"Your own car will squeal on you." Hahaha.
Squealminator 😂😂
I remember when we were driving in Ireland , looking for some place, with my husband speaking no English, and myself who does not understand directions because I don't drive ... it was quite a piece for cake !
Sounds like a comedy sketch lol 😂😂
Thank you
Sorely missed! Great comedian.
What a genius
I just love the autorotarian voice; Petrol!
In 1986 i was on my very first trip, owning a drivers license, to do re- exam. It was a 2 hour drive and i left my house with a full tank. But on my way home the tank ran empty, and i didn’t have a voice in my car yelling; petrol! It would’ve shouted something different since i am dutch, but anyway, as i kept on driving looking for a gas station, i could’nt find one, and by the time i did found one, it was closed. Miles later i found another one. At that time the tank was so empty, i must have been driving on petrol that i had’nt even bought yet.
Robert Allard been there, done that in the middle of Oregon in 1990.
That sounds hilarious 😂😂
He'd have a field day with Google driverless cars.
fucking hell man if he was alive now he would have a field day with cars now with all gadgets in them now jeez lol
dave the
awesome
dave!!!
Great,i had nt heard this b4 lol x
This man is hilarious! 😂
My vehicle is two years older than this video.
I'm SO glad it doesn't talk to me!
Every word true! :-D
I know that sigh outside Wicklow
Really amazing and so funny
Marcus Aurelius. Privilege. Thank you.
love dave rip
I was waiting for the car at yell "EXTERMINATE!
ace
😂😂😂
You ask for directions and you’ve got this head, beside you! 😂
Hahahahahaha that's so funny coz it's true
This was before the days or sat nav! What would he have said about that?
Unique. Luckily I lived during his era. Today's youth have no idea of witty humour.
For FS, what40 miserable gits this gave a this a thumbs down? Mind boggles.
All these ridiculous features in cars have been added to cater to all the absent minded and idiot drivers. I have more than one sibling that has actually run out of gas because they just didn't realize it was almost empty. One even stopped at a gas station, thought she had pumped gas because she always uses the pump lock, then drove off and ran out of gas! How do you accidentally not pump gas? My car even has a shift indicator telling me when to shift up and down... why would I buy a manual if I did not already know when to do this? And the suggestions are awful. I can be going uphill at 20 mph and that damn thing will tell me to shift up to 4th gear. I taught my husband to drive manual and he was getting awful gas mileage, and I realized he just follows the suggested gear rather than listening to the engine. Obviously after more practice he is getting better. It's not his fault his parents only had automatics and I have been driving manual since I was a kid.
Some people are beyond something else lol 😂😂😂
Automatics is how it should all be
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Great and funny. But the translation was upsetting, who did it?
my sisterand brother in law were on there unmoon in cork asjed for drictions to a local pub in order to get some lunch were advised to carry on down the road until a church came twords you turn left and its stright ahead of you stop there
c"est vrai pour les directions, quand vous demandez à quelqu'un votre chemin, même si il n'en sait rien, il veut absolument vous aider, pourquoi ? mystère !
epic
Thks Rob subbed ye
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genius
Very funny
PETROL!
The European version of George Carlin.
Hahaha, he was just so very funny, no good comedians today, well one or two that aren’t Woke clowns.
Welcome to the truckers world
I can't think how cope with great range EV cars?
Admit
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Wanna challenge? I fell asleep
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