The Sopranos - Johnny Sack doesn't want to share vespas and Provolone cheese with Tony Soprano
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Tony doesn't get Vespas: Annoyed
Tony doesn't get that imported provolone: Heavy breathing existential crisis.
@@borko1990 Goddamn Shah of Iran
If Tony doesn’t get beef and sausage by the car load, he turns into a coldblooded murderer!
And Sil needs the provolone to put on his feet during poker games.
@@stufm7569 Can you imagine that? Not getting beef and sausage by the carload, one week later you are a coldblooded murderer.
When Tony goes camping the bears have to hide their food
Imagine the rage from Tony if that lost shipment was gabagool.
Can you imagine that? The rage from Tony if that shipment was gabagool.
D'oooooh!!!! Bring some of that over here!!!!
Gagagool?? Over Here!!!
Joe Reimer uncle ben’s rice
"I been dreamin' about that fuckin' gabagool all the way the fuck over here. Now who went down there and took my shit!?!?"
I’ll tell ya one thing and I’m not ashamed to say it. My estimation of Provolone as a cheese...just fuckin’ plummeted.
Lol
To melt like a woman it's a fucking disgrace
@@samaramorgan-l9q his gabbagool turned into a pumpkin hehehe
There's no provolone in my refrigerator! There's nothing left to discuss Carmine!
I feel like if I've been stabbed in the heart. How much more betrayal can I take?
I think I saw two black guys eating all the provolone over there.
They thought it was nacho cheese....because when they stole it, the guy on the dock said:,"that's nacho cheese. That's nacho cheese."
@@farmasyst hehe, hey T, hear what I said?
They're very constipated.
Well, you outta know sweetie.@@Musicvidsetc
Oh yea those two guys
Dammit, Sil needed that Provolone to stick in his socks at night.
And Phil needed that pool cue to ram up Vito's ass!
SO THEY SMELL LIKE YA SISTER'S CROTCH IN THE MORNING!
Very good, very good.
"place"
So he could smell your sister's crotch in the morning.
A lot of things didnt happen that seem like they happened. Your cousin didnt whack Joey. Borko never violated HBO copyright issues
HBO is just a glorified crew. Carmine reminds us every time.
Whatever happened there.
walt fuckin whitman over here
Fucking charles schwab
Vito a captain? Right.. the good ship lollipop.
You know you could ride a Vespa around Ginny Sac and need to fuel up twice! Heh heh
Bob Hope ovah here....
This is the only time you mentioned shamus fat ass
Your gonna get whacked bro lmao
Extremely insulting, considering that a few gallons could last you weeks.
No more weight remarks Benjamin, They’re hurtful and they’re destructive.
A pint of vespas is worth more than a gallon of provologne
If the original quote was a malapropism then this quotes an aneurism
It's a brave man who denies Tony Soprano provolone cheese.
He was gonna put some on his third sangwich
Phil need some for his radiator grilled cheeses.
🤣
Don’t even get me started on the toblerone, whatevuh happuned theyuh
I hear him and Silvio put in there socks
I wanted some imported provolone. I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead.
Liquid gold that stuff
I wanted to drive a Cadillac, I compromised, I drove a Vespa instead
I wanted to fuck a woman on a Vespa. I comprised. I jacked off on a Segway.
I wanted to fuck a grill, I cheesed, compromised on a woman instead.
I wanted a tissue, I compromised; I fucked a grilled cheese, burnt my cannoli on the RAAAdiator!
"The young crowd is crazy for these uploads."
Uncle Philly’s kid brother made that Maserati look like f*@&ing mirrors! Spit shinning Billy!
Nice shine, Billy-boy!
And then Tony puts his fat f*ckin' hands on it.
Mr. Ed , Fat piece of shit !
It's in his dna
Forget his brother Billy.
We heard borko was livin with some crackhead up there
🤣
He’s in the housing projects! In Belgrade!
In fact, we were gonna reach out to UA-cam...see if we could get some of his commentators on it.
@shutup i saw that movie i thought it was bullshit
@@TimdogQ 😂😂😂
The frenemy relationship between Tony and Johnny Sack was something else.
3:25 I'm amazed Benny didn't get beaten up somehow during this.
😂
He'd beat your @ss, pssy.
The vespas, it petered out. died on the vine.
Died on the vine
Oh no one knows what the fuck I'm talking about?!
He moved or something.
..the guy!
Some people are out there stuffing themselves!!!
I will never forget how that security guard “runs” away.
Beet I think Ranger Rick is a little light in the timberlands...
I’ll never forget that, how the security guard runs away.
The noise he made when he fell too, the hell was that about? Lol...
Even Vito could’ve beat this motherless fuck in a 10 yard dash!
Coo bee
The imported provolone , makes Tony emotional!
Borko-I still consider you a dear, dear friend.
I wanted a whole shipping container of imported cheese. I compromised. I ate provolone out of Sil's socks.
Did they smell like the goons sisters crotch?
Smelling like your sisters muff
Ginny needed a vespa because she couldn't get into that Maserati because of her bad knees, poor thing...
She can get heavy to be fair.
rubenesque
Those vespas really haul ass, but with Ginny they had to make two trips.
and she's gonna eat that entire shipment of provolone
Vespas?? She needs a battleship!
A shipment of Yugos coming over from Serbia, I guess we can kiss goodbye that one too
not if you're an interior decorator....
Next shipment is meheres 😂
Calm down. You know Yugos make you emotional.
@@NikolaAvramov CAUSE I GOT AN EMPTY FUCKING GAS TANK
put Yugo back on docking station
That pool cue Tony broke... I wonder if it was chalked.
You see Paulie's face when Tony ruined that pool match. "That's a fourfitt that's my money"
Good luck gettin' it!
“He should be looking for the real killers instead of spending all that time at the golf course” nice OJ reference
Johnny: you know who loved vespa scooters? Joey Peeps
Ya its sad when they go young like that
But if they shot his girlfriend while she was riding it, there'd be silicon getting in the carbureetooor.
@@anthonyalqasem6858 WHEN THEY GO!!??
I love Johnny Sack. The perfect image of a NY mob boss
I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER BORKO IF I FIND OUT YOU'RE POSTING MORE HBO CONTENT....
I swear on my mother if you don't stop using your amazing comedy skills...
borko I know. Same shit every time. They replace Borko’s name with one of the sopranos characters and repeats the line word for word. What a talentless schmuck this guy is. Borko’s furious.
borko eyyy. Pat Cooper ova here.
I swear on my shinebox if i find out your lying!
Take it easy for Christ-sake relax😆
You can see Paulie holding in his laugh in this scene when Tony smashed the pool cue 😂
The security guard, whatever happened there
He never had the makings of a varsity runner.
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE???
Beme , whatever happened there
It were two black guys
Vito, in the parking lot
I love how these guys just tortured a guy for information, but get super uneasy when Tony loses his temper and breaks a pool cue on the table
Tony Soprano is a lot scarier than a security guard.
It’s easy to torture or bully some civilian, different story when it’s a made guy or a boss of a family.
This is the boss of the family you're talking about!
@@carthur5540family? They’re a glorified crew!
Your boss getting angry versus some twerp who has nothing to do with you....
Its good to see the kid Billy alive and well doing what he loved to do Before that animal gets his hands on him
That animal Blundetto...
Billy was just a kid, too
Whatever happened there
@@yauchy5965 , WHATEVAH HAPPENED THERE?
Jesus Christ Carmine!@@nicksm7980
"Benny Fazio criminal mastermind!"
I'd like to see a Benny video Borko, thanks cheers from Canada 🍻
@Verify Controversy "In front of my wife??"
@Alexander "Well that's up to you"...
Just for kicks I would have liked to see Neil Patrick Harris in a cameo in a scene with Benny, maybe as a Dr. In the hospital
The stolen credit card numbers, whatever happened there...
It would just be 10 minutes of him getting beat up by two black men
Tony was good at many things but lying wasn’t one of them.
I was just thinking the same, he was bad when lying to Chris and Artie too. This was the worst though, Johnny Sac knew it was bullisht from the beginning which is why *gasp* no imported provolone.
christian mascagni yes that’s the part where he looks really bad and Johnny Sack knew he’s lying
James Wimer lmao that was the worst lie ever. I was shaking my head like wow that’s lame
I think in general he was good at lying. Those three examples doesn’t change that.
@@mattiassvanberg9161 Well, what was the highlight of his lying, then?
Love that they're all hyping Tony up, till he mentions the imported provolone not coming and they all take 2 steps back lol
Tony was still steamed about the missing lomain
That’s hilarious
You're right. They all look scared as soon he mentions the imported provolone. Paulie almost cracked though.
Benny smoked next to Phil like true brother in law
Oooh, we're with the Vespas!!
Put dat gabagool in da refrigiratah
I'm not usually a Vespa drivuh at dark
Meadow, pick a pair of panties you want me to have and wear them for 2 or 3 days straight
Lol at Paulie looking at the ground like a kid when Tone smashes the pool cue
"That is a forfeit!" Grabs money
The pool cue wonder if it was chalked
@@Miuranger1 very cute Moh
@@James_Price79 , I don't quite get it, but cute.
He’s glad that Tony has turned on Johnny now because Pauly hates Johnny since he found out Johnny was playing him. It’s a beautiful, subtle little moment
Wow. Tony's rage skyrocketed the moment he knew his provolone wasn't coming in.
Why was Johnny so mad about Joey Peeps, there wasn't much to clean up
Albert Menendez you took the punch right out of his joke
@@mrfurio875 Yeah you tell em, Furio
Artie Bucco how long them peppers been marinating
Peeps? That’s a fuckin nickname!!
dahill 316 did you know . Tony make a party for me
that little chat with H.B.O. at the funeral.....whatever that was.
Vespas disappeared? Houdini ova here!
"Lately he's been into the provolone, VERY heavy"
You know the Olive Garden? Well our friend is a fixture ova there..
@WORLDCRUSHER9000 😅 He launched into a first pressing diatribe
joey peeps...whatever happened there
The guy who provided the headstone had "dyslexia or something."
Peeps was a nickname!
FcKIN Jason...
@Отоја Јамагучи WHEN THEY GOOOOO?!
1:34 No more shines Billy
paulie's little smirk at the end - he's happy because he knows tony's at his best when he's pissed off and violent
He also can take advantage of it
He doesn't really smirk but okay.
I think he's more happy that Tony is pissed at John.
@@gorgolyt smile in an irritatingly smug, conceited, or silly way.
"he smirked in triumph"
gorgolyt > Meaning - dumb,stupid
There's nothing Tony could do, the provolone was a made guy, Tony wasn't
It was real greaseball shit
Yes he was
you know who else loved borko's uploads? johnny peeps...
He used to bring Ginny one every year at Christmas
Peeps? Peeps wasn't his last name!
May he rest in peace.
It's a shame when they go young like that...
@@alexisdetocqueville9964when they go?
'Johnny should be out looking for the real killers instead of spending all his time on a golf course'
Sil is magnificent. Chase really was right about this man. Sopranos wouldn't be the same without Sil.
Nice OJ reference lol
yeah a total OJ reference
Silvio is one of the most beloved characters on the show, which is remarkable considering he committed arguably the show’s most infamous act. But Steven van Zandt is a national treasure.
@@HovaNirvana what the Adriana job?
@@futureclean Yes.
Sil playing along with Tony about his cousin being innocent knowing for Tony is lying🤣
Some people are out there stuffiin themselves with imported provolone.
I always loved that little throw at the end when he looks at the broken stick. Same thing I always do 😭
Johnny Sacks Face in the thumbnail lol.
Imported Borkolone. I guess we can kiss that goodbye too now, am I right?!
What about that shipment of gabagool, coming in from Belgrade?
There they are! The pirates of provolone, the brigands of butter brickle
Before the type A personality..there was a moment of silence for the lost provolone
I always thought the “My cousin could not have been there that night, Tony B was with me” line told to Johnny Sac sounded SO fake. It was almost the same tone as when he lied to Chris about Adrianna and how he lied to Artie (although technically not a lie) about the fire.
I wonder if Gandolfini was told to make it unconvincing. You can tell Johnny doesn't really believe him with his response, almost like "you really going to lie to me about this?" Tony's dead-eyed stare after Johnny replies seems to me like he's aware he just messed up
It’s especially an insincere lie, since Tony was a selfish sociopath who was only concerned about himself. He never would have gone with someone for something personal and important like that. It would be like if he went with Paulie to check on his Ma. I couldn’t have imagined any of the bosses doing something like that though.
Johnny knew it was BS off the bat. Hence the later “a lot of things happen that didn’t happen” line.
neylandsmaxims if he was only concerned with himself he wouldn’t have risked himself and the family for Tony B. He truly loved that man
@@danski6694 No, he didn't cover for Tony B out of love. He did it cause it was in his best interest. Until it wasn't.
47 year old Billy Leotardo polishing John’s car. Good kid.
That pool cue Tone smashes up, you think it was chalked?
Very funny James! Very cute. I don’t quite get it, but cute...
@@MrEd-ft6ge Time to hit the trail to Metuchin
haha
I know Vito’s bottom line got smashed up, if that’s what you’re referring to
Vespas not capitalized in title: Annoyed
Provolone capitalized: Heavy breathing existential crisis.
The way Benny beat that security guard with that stick was how my dad beat us with a belt. He would talk the whole time 😂
Was your dad also 5'4" and needed a huge guy to actually do all the work?
Ho there he is, Borko the Serbian Prince Machiavelli. TonySopranosfan87 turned me onto him.
Silvio glued that stick tony broke
Gandolfinis acting was something else. The breathing when he got angry.
It's like having Brando in your living room every week. James Gandolfini would bang the wall just to get angry. So in the scene he WAS angry.
@@saeedajaib He said He drank loads of strong Black coffee, when he had to do an angry scene.
@@robg71 lmfao
No more shines, Billy.
1:02 is this the guy who borrowed money from Vito right before he got whacked ???
I think so
That nod to OJ made me literally laugh out loud
UA-cam to HBO: "Borko couldn't've been uploading copyrighted materials, because he was with me. We were looking for his first dmca'd Sopranos uploads..."
Whole fuckin shipment of shineboxes coming in next month, suppose we can kiss that goodbye too now huh?
That imported provolone is like liquid gold.
I remember watching The Sopranos in 480p, watching it in HD like this feels like a new show for me.
The show works on location. On set the props are cheap and obvious. Production values not much better than a soap. You wouldn't want to touch the walls in case they wobbled. The actors and dialogue make this show.
@@SirPeter6464 yeah, but watching it in a lower quality felt more like watching a documentary, where in HD it really feels like a show.
Johnny and OJ both would rather golf than look for the real killers.
"shipment of cheese coming in..." *slow zoom*
That dockworker had a bee on his pantleg
Spent a lot time watching these Borko videos !!! 🤣🤣
That scene where Tony breaks that pool cue and throws the rest of it away gives me inspiration to kick ass in life
And me,I just threw the wife through the kitchen window 🤸♀️
It’s sad when vespas and provolone go young like that
3:21-3:26 Benny beatin' on ol boy like he was his mama 😂😂
" A lot of things didn't happened that seemed like they happened. The " whatever happened there " jokes didn't become awful. The shineboxes never got into Borko's hands. "
@Jaime D LOL ! I was waiting for you. LOL !
Funny running into you on that podcast. I not too sure if I like it. Steve Shirripa needs to be replaced by Willy Overall or something. Maybe the Asian guy from the Jr.s nursing home... " Oh how the mighty..."
And stick to shinebox jokes kid. You do that and I will be happy to call you my own son.
@Jaime D " Checkers, the thinking mans game. "
@Jaime D I wanted to do that line so bad (25th hour) and I sent it to Purple but I don't think he understood. Hilarious. " Who da fuhg is this guy ?!!?!?!?! " - " I'll crack your fuhg'n head... Bensonhurst !!!! Bensonhurst !!! " He's ok I guess, but Chrissy will be talk'n and all of the sudden he just busts in and interrupts him - " I'm just saying bc this isn't the first time". "Fuhg Bose. I gotta relationship with beats by dre those two will never have. " Ads have been increasing by triple since this stupid C-19 happened. They are a constant pain in the butt. I didn't know he was from there. Always thought Vegas. I got into a motorcycle wreck years ago. I was actually supposed to put my bike into the storage facility that day. It was really nice out so I figured one last time. Anyway it was wet out and I came around a bend to fast, slammed into the guardrail (breaking my leg) and then hurling me 15 yards into the woods where I hit my head off of some trees & shattering a $1,700 helmet that was supposedly supposed to handle anything possible. Anyway.... lot of broken bones and bedridden for 2 weeks I watched Law & Order the whole time. You have NO idea (unless u watch it too) how many Sopranos characters are in it. It's unreal. Everyone but Tony, Meadow, Paulie, and a couple more. SORRY FOR THE NOVEL.
@Jaime D Oh.. I laid in those woods for 8 hours until people and the police started canvasing the area for me. The dude that found me was a extremely close friend. He died in a motorcycle accident 6 months later.
@Jaime D Nor I.
Sil was controlling Tony in the last scene.
Phil didn't get the chance to tell him 20 years
0:34 'im sittin here, lying through my fat face'
2:24 great to finally get an opinion from Paulie.
Hey Johnny, were those Vespas even real?
You know who loved provolone? Joey Peeps, God rest his soul....
Whatevah happened there.
It's a shame when they go young like that....
TonyB did allot of damage when he came home.
A shipment of shineboxes is coming next month , I guess we can go home and get them...
I have never, in my entire life, attributed any inherent value to provolone cheese.
Ah, that shit is liquid gold.
I can already see how the sit-down between HBO and Borko will go:
HBO: "Hear about the Chinese GoT finale? Somehow it was even worse."
[LAUGHING]
**Borko enters restaurant and walks over to HBO crew sitting in a booth**
Borko: "You gonna stop this before it gets outta hand?"
HBO: "Not even an email?"
Borko: "I'm here because I love this show and respect you for putting it on television."
HBO: "Don't pretend you're paying me respect. A Serbian who uploads clips of The Sopranos. You don't even care about copyright infringement up there."
Borko: "That's none of your business."
HBO: "Your channel - it interferes in my business. You expect me to turn the cheek."
Borko: "The clips are good for you. Free publicity."
HBO: "I'm sitting here like fucking GoT fans watching the final season waiting for a good episode to be handed down. You were warned, Borko, and still you embarrass me."
Borko: "I run my channel my way. What you did was extreme."
HBO: "Now you're a copyright judge? I answer to bigger people than you my friend."
Borko: "Oh? Like AT&T execs? Wanna take this to their boardroom?"
HBO: "This channel of yours we gave a copyright strike...it earns good?"
Borko: "Views are coming up."
HBO: "Okay - you work for me now."
Borko: "Excuse me?"
HBO: "Maybe you upload for me for a change."
Borko: "You got some set of balls, you know that? Absolutely not."
HBO: "I show you my hand, and you slap it away."
Borko: "What's the matter with you? Why can't we talk like two regular UA-camrs anymore, huh?"
HBO: "Out. Next time you upload, use an alt account or none at all."
Borko: "You don't mean that."
hahahahahhahahaha
Poppers. And weird sex!
There's always comedy in the scenes! Like beating a over mopeds and I think cheese?
That security guard never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Borko: Uploads coming soon!
Us: (In unison) I swear on my like Borko.. if I find out you're lying!!!!!
The vespas and cheese, whatever happened there.
“OJ should be out looking for the real killers instead of spending all that time at the golf course”
Paulie turns away there at the end thinking "There were times Tony could have thwacked my head with that pool stick."
Peepsh?!?!? It'sh a fawkin nickname...real name is Peparelli....
Neaahhh gotta redo it....fawkin JC....he's dyslexic.....
Ginny needed that provolone !
That shipment of provolone would've been good with some bread from the bread museum heated up on the radiator.
Wee smirk from Paulie. Beautiful touch.
That shot of tony before he freaks out always stuck with me. It’s like they used an old camera from season 1 or 2 then flipped right back to the season 5 look after that take.
I don't see it. Maybe it was just the lighting.