-Former pro fighting game player -Originator of the Let's Play phenomenon -Has over a 10 year legacy of high-quality videos -His detractors continue to drop like flies (Kojima World Order, Sons of Kojima, Tevin, Cult of Hate, Hate Army Watch, etc.) -Survived the Adpocalypse -Survived the death of Machinima -Survived the death of EVO -Survived being (unfairly) kicked from Curse -Survived being (unfairly) banned from Twitch -Survived being dropped by all his sponsors -Survived the IRS -Survived getting swatted -Survived the #MeToo era completely unscathed -Survived a barrage of illegitimate DMCA strikes -Survived (unfairly) losing his Twitch partnership -Survived having his identity stolen (a federal crime) -Survived having his bank info leaked -Survived a catfishing scheme -Got a smoking hot 9/10 wife -Released the corona virus upon humanity to prevent foreclosure on his rightfully deserved house -Took down Cloudflare after being unfairly banned from Twitch again -Embraces positivity -Will outlive every single e-celeb If you choose DSP, you won't choose wrong.
I feel so sorry for that Tennessee woman. Just imagine that your personality is being abused for some kind of benefit or noisy drama, and you don't even have a clue about it...
@@lotus_flower2001She's not some doddering old grandma, naïvely navigating the internet. She's young enough to know the dangers of posting pictures of your child online. Besides, what point was that supposed to prove? "I've had my pictures stolen for a catfish scam, so here's a picture of my young child. Take that!"
DSP is like a random prehistoric squid that never evolved or died out and is just sitting there in the one tiny ecosystem that somehow allows it to continue living. Like, dude has not adapted at ALL, but by some monumental stroke of luck or prank from god, is still around.
When you look at enough lolcows, enough people, and see how often they seem to get just enough of what they want to stay willfully suspended in a personal hell you start to ask yourself some serious existential questions about the true nature of this reality. They say the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exist. I think if he did he was wearing a Hawaiin shirt. Ackackack ::snort::
I think they would make an unbeatable game but charge 25 cents a play. It would be like one of those carnival games though (maybe there was an episode on this? I can't remember)
The DSP catfish saga reminded me of that Beavis and Butthead episode where the police have them on a prostitution sting but they couldn’t arrest them because they were too stupid and horny to actually say they would pay for sex.
I remember being in middle school (or high school?) my teacher fell for one of those "You won a million dollars!" Scams as she freaked out in class. And we were like "Uhhh thats a scam". Like most of the class knew better and told her not to fall for that shit. This was like early 2000s btw. For clarification. This was one of those "YOU WON" random pop up ads
@@p3dr0pjl Oh yeah, used to be junk mail sweepstakes scams, you'd get a dolled up envelope from some lottery no one's heard of telling you you've won their draw! Lucky You! Now just supply personal and banking details in a self addressed envelope and you'll have your million dollars in no time. :) These sorts of scams are as old as dirt, the only thing that changes is the medium by which they try to screw you, email scammers, pop up ads, phone callers, phone text messages, and on and on.
As much as they were shameless scam ads (that thankfully little kid me had the good sense not to click because I wanted to play games on the computer), hearing that line made me nostalgic.
Not gonna lie I was fully expecting the DSP segment to somehow be related to actual catfish. Like Phil promised to ship some exotic catfish or something. Wouldn't be surprised if that was the case.
As an actual real life apprentice butcher, kobe jerky is an absolute terrible and more than likely impossible idea. You use long fiber muscle tissue with minimal fat. Fat gets rancid when oxidized. Kobe beef is literally known for its insane fat content.
Not to mention why would you want to suck all the moisture out of such a succulent expensive piece of meat? Its like taking some really expensive caviar and covering it in spray cheese.
The usage of the Ed Edd n' Eddy title card sting inspired me to give every scam name in the video an Ed Edd n' Eddy twist: Kob-Ed Red Beef Jerky Journey of the Ed CSEDLotto The Great DarkSydePhil Ed-fish Scheme
I honestly don't even understand what the Dutch scammers' path to profitability even was. There's no history of DSP ever using escort services according to the KiwiFarms investigators, so why would Phil feel threatened by their scheme? It's as if I said I have videos of MagicMush badly singing at karaoke and asked for 100k to not publish them, but had nothing in hand.
If PapaMush actully sang any songs at karaoke it would just be all the songs from the Donkey Kong Country cartoon. I would love to hear him sing "I'll shower you in cocunut cream pie"
@@wyvern0m3g42 We need him covering the Leo Luster song and many others until he has enough to put on a hit new album : "Papa Mush Sings The Classics".
I've never understood why people use that phrase, it should be "tripped just before the finish line" since you are still finishing the race if you trip over/on the finish line...
What gets me about the escort saga is even when Phil is actually being truthful, he still manages to talk in a way that he sounds like he's lying. I think it's just the way he over-emphasizes everything and attacks anyone who believes the conspiracy. Like, if I knew I was a target of some baseless catfish scheme and innocent, I'd just laugh off any mention of it and continue my stream.
He was flying in a woman at the time though, his future momwife Khet. It's possible he was confused about the mess too and thought they found out about Kat and were calling her an escort.
The craziest thing about CSGOLotto was how this wasn't even the first time that this shit happened. Back in August of 2015, there was this game that made the rounds on UA-cam called Dead Realm, that was basically Hide and Seek but scary. Several UA-camrs made videos on it, including Vanossgaming, Syndicate, and SeaNanners. These three youtubers were later outed as having produced the game and chose not to disclose any of this information whatsoever. Thus the FTC got on their asses because of it.
A few things you missed about Journey of the Light that you missed: The button to turn the lights on and off weren't a proximity thing, the button toggled ALL the lights at once. The game came out before Valve had a formalized refund system and refunds weren't really a widespread thing back then. There was no 2 hour time limit for refunds back then, they just weren't done widespread. For Valve to come out and say that they'd honor all refunds for the game no matter what was WILD back in the day. I own it and now in my library it's "Journey of the light-remake" which was remade into a sort of "unity's tutorial followed game with a light ball based platforming" with now one achievement to beat level 1, which is still impossible to get legitimately. At the end of level is just nothing. Bought it for around 30 cents, it's one of the prized possessions of my steam library.
@@conanhighwoods4304 Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko from the Aunt of the Main Character named "Meme Touwa". Yes, Meme is her first name despite how funny the name looks. This was just a popular screenshot from the anime.
People kept telling me to stop sending money to a Nigerian prince His father ran the country...HOW IS THAT A SCAM...stop being rude people? Forgive me for caring
@18:45 "I'm a normal person...." -proceeds to show off multi million dollar house in a wealthy suburb....yep, just another scammer doing scammy things.
if you've ever read up on how to do beef jerky or any kind of dried meat, they'll always tell you to get a lean cut as fat does not dry and will just spoil the whole thing. A cut with a lot of marbling like Kobe beef would be utterly useless for jerky. There's a reason nobody did Kobe or Wagyu jerky before. Can't blame the backers for not knowing this, but it's pretty obvious he just wanted to drag people in by using the name and people fell for it.
That is true in terms of making a jerky for long time preservation, but some people prefer fatty cuts (though care must be taken and they should be eaten quick or refrigerated because they'll spoil quickly). I make my own jerky and I don't discard the fatty offcuts, and there are some places that sell jerky that allow you to specifically request extra fat (though they can't publicly advertise it)
@@bobjoe1593 Yea, fair enough. Although I still think it stands, since the Kobe jerky wouldn't be shipped to you refrigerated shortly after. The fake kickstarter ad suggested it would be packaged like any other jerky, so I think it still stands as scrutiny for that specific campaign. I was far too general in my original comment, and you're probably right, thank you for correcting me!
I am gravely disappointed you did not mention Ea Nasir at the beginning, premier scammer of all terrible copper related goods from ancient Sumeria. (For context, we know about this guy because he kept a record of all the complaint letters sent to him in his basement that archaeologists found. There were a lot.)
a not so fun fact: one time, a brazillian youtuber wanted to watch youtube during a live stream, he had to log into his account and he wrote his email and password on screen, imediately some seconds after, some videos of his channel started to dissapear and the youtuber started crying. The day after that the account got deleated and the live streamer lost access to it. the story does have a happy ending tho since he made a new channel and got all his subscribers back (from what i remember, youtube gave him his og channel back)
I love watching new MagicMush videos to figure out what things on the Internet there are to explore, because holy crap there is a lot on the web that we don’t know about.
There's a website that some old guy in his mid 70's is hosting on his throwaway dell office PC just so he can save all of his photos securely purely for him to visit. I might say something existent or not, that's how large the internet is on a scale.
That whole DSP escort saga was insanity. I'll be the first do admit I fell into that rabbit hole and thought it was real for sure until DSP revealed his actual girlfriend. Then I kinda fell out of the detractor circles. You forgot to mention that this whole thing started because Phil posted a picture of his girlfriend during christmas, but it was just her back, decorating a christmas tree. Immediately they started saying it was impossible that DSP had a new girlfriend and it must have been a paid escort, then this kimberly catfish popped up lol
@@henrynelson9301 I don't know much about DSP or what he's like, so I don't know if he personally is/was likely to do this, but some people are so desperate for attention and validation that they'll fake having a (usually incredibly hot) girlfriend online, and tactics can include using a paid escort to create "proof".
>falls for an obscenely obvious catfishing scheme >spends literal weeks of their time yelling at phil >gets angry when they dont get gossip >then spends weeks harassing and stalking a woman and her son for something she didnt do Average KiwiFarms moment lmao, what scumbags
The empty box giveaways are really funny, but that’s not a scam. He said he was giving away a box, and he gave away a box, so like he still delivered what he promised
The funniest part about Phil’s escort story is that he says people “made her up” when she’s the one who instigated and STARTED the whole thing, and then the detractors did research and proved it to be false, all while Phil gleefully blames them for the whole story to begin with Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
why the hell would you make Jerky out of Kobe, it's marbling is fat to make the beef tender and juicy. why would you dry it out and make it tough it just makes no sense.
i’ve been binging your videos since i found this channel, something about your style is way more memorable than what everyone else in this genre (as well as the platform as a whole) is doing. Keep up the good work!
Okay fucking wow... That DarksydePhil segment... I wasnt expecting that, holy shit. It totally subverted my expectations. You never cease to amaze me Magicmush.
Anyone else get a whole lesson about hoaxes on the internet in elementary school? Because this is really reminding me of one day in elementary school when my class was taken to the computer lab and shown a jokey hoax websites like ... "save the tree octopus" which I believe was made specifically for use as a teaching tool and not actually to scam anybody.
lmao I remember when I was a kid I watched a video on the Journey of the Light scam and the game looked cool so I hoped it wasn't a scam, and then the guy posts a red eye infection as an excuse lololol
When I saw DSP on thumbnail, I thought this video was gonna talk about the project PROJECT 7 and Opseat scams. I however expecting a huge elaborate catfish scam.
Great video as usual, and the outro alone led me out to discover and binge Kitboga. Using that Steve clip led me to watch the absolute cinema of that call.
hey mush, i found your channel 3 days ago and with the watching of this, ill have binged all of your content thus far. i have THOROUGHLY enjoyed every one of your videos, especially those about the sonic lore, and dead websites. im about the same age as you, and like many others here, practically grew up on the internet. cheers from a fellow online gremlin, and all the best to you!
They really thought 500k was enough money to do whatever they wanted, as if that’s enough to pay a team of people to make an ambitious open world sandbox game. that’s still a very small budget, that’s enough to make like a good platformer at least.
The fact that the people that got got in the DSP catfish wasn't DSP, but EVERYONE ELSE that was accusing DSP is genuinely one of the greatest twists and misdirections I've ever seen. For just that moment, the KiwiFarms were the idiots and DSP was the smart one. A real "Boy Who Cried Wolf" situation.
'terror in the depths of the fog' near the end had me tabbing in and squinting at my spotify wondering if it'd started playing automatically LMAOOO good song choice. good video.
The funny thing about kobe beef jerky is that it would defeat the whole point of kobe beef, which is the fatty marbeling. If you have a lot of fat in your jerky it is... Disgusting to say the least. It's like there is lard mixed in.
Just wanted to say its been a long time since i enjoyed a youtube channel quite as much as this one, so many try to be funny and engaging and fail but you genuinely make me laugh out loud like a madman in every video!
The two hour steam refund trick is more commonly known nowadays, people have noticed that all of the recent Banban "games" have tried their best to stretch as little content into as much time as possible. A dirty trick that you can always spot as soon as you know the signs
very happy you continued to keep your integrity with the channel and preserving the quality of your videos, too many youtubers just go and repeat all the same stuff or go into the history (even if its a very familiar topic) as an excuse to increase the video length.
I saw a video where a twitter user name magic mush talking about being bullied by the creator of class of 09... was that you?! Because if that was you, I am so sorry! I like class of 09, but you (or whatever magicmush that was) did not deserve that mistreatment from an adult man.
-Former pro fighting game player
-Originator of the Let's Play phenomenon
-Has over a 10 year legacy of high-quality videos
-His detractors continue to drop like flies (Kojima World Order, Sons of Kojima, Tevin, Cult of Hate, Hate Army Watch, etc.)
-Survived the Adpocalypse
-Survived the death of Machinima
-Survived the death of EVO
-Survived being (unfairly) kicked from Curse
-Survived being (unfairly) banned from Twitch
-Survived being dropped by all his sponsors
-Survived the IRS
-Survived getting swatted
-Survived the #MeToo era completely unscathed
-Survived a barrage of illegitimate DMCA strikes
-Survived (unfairly) losing his Twitch partnership
-Survived having his identity stolen (a federal crime)
-Survived having his bank info leaked
-Survived a catfishing scheme
-Got a smoking hot 9/10 wife
-Released the corona virus upon humanity to prevent foreclosure on his rightfully deserved house
-Took down Cloudflare after being unfairly banned from Twitch again
-Embraces positivity
-Will outlive every single e-celeb
If you choose DSP, you won't choose wrong.
You mean the guy who jerked off on camera before a stream?
EDIT: Yes, that guy. 😂
😂😂😂
he's also the top 1 best street fighter player in America, can't forget
After watching the Down the Rabbit Hole video about DSP, nothing that happens to him really surprises me anymore.
Can't forget jorking his peanits just off camera on stream.
>Be newly emerged indie game developer
>Run a Kickstarter
>First game is a fucking MMO.
Why is MMO the first thing some of these indie devs go for?
It's like if a recent architecture graduate started talking about how their first project is going to be a skyscraper to rival Burj Khalifa.
tale as old as time
Are you referring to Yogscast thinking they could make Minecraft 2 with an initial kickstarter goal of 250k
@@henrynelson9301 Nah, I'm just referring to the fact that many of these indie devs think they can make the next World of Warcraft or something.
I feel so sorry for that Tennessee woman. Just imagine that your personality is being abused for some kind of benefit or noisy drama, and you don't even have a clue about it...
Heck, imagine a woman who was unfortunate enough to be named "Ashley Madison."
@@SirBlackReeds I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy...
I just don't understand why she would post a pic of her son when she knows people online are harassing her image
@sarah69420 not everyone grew up with that kinda internet experience.
@@lotus_flower2001She's not some doddering old grandma, naïvely navigating the internet. She's young enough to know the dangers of posting pictures of your child online.
Besides, what point was that supposed to prove?
"I've had my pictures stolen for a catfish scam, so here's a picture of my young child. Take that!"
DSP is like an eldritch being that has managed to outlive so many people and movements. Dude outsmarted the IRS at one point
I don't think he outsmarted anything. He's like a hateful gamer version of Mr Magoo
Outsmarted? The dents are multiplying...
He's the unflushable turd man. He will outlast the heat death of the universe.
I need to learn his ways
I’ve been following this man since 2009, and somehow he’s been mentioned by everyone
DSP is like a random prehistoric squid that never evolved or died out and is just sitting there in the one tiny ecosystem that somehow allows it to continue living.
Like, dude has not adapted at ALL, but by some monumental stroke of luck or prank from god, is still around.
There's no Level 2.
When you look at enough lolcows, enough people, and see how often they seem to get just enough of what they want to stay willfully suspended in a personal hell you start to ask yourself some serious existential questions about the true nature of this reality.
They say the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exist. I think if he did he was wearing a Hawaiin shirt. Ackackack ::snort::
Phil is an absolute madlad. He's a horseshoe crab. Just eternal.
@@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor "Oh the camera's on. The camera's been on the whole time huh, didn't even know... (raises neck like a giraffe) hellouu..."
More like the Coelacanth
Scams that even Ed Edd n Eddy would mock for being stupid
Ed, Edd n Eddy were actually smart for their scams, they would never join a documentary about kickstarter while running a scam that raised $100,000
@@BugsyFoga honestly a lot of the scams from the eds are not really stupid for the most part.
@@ghiacio2809 and they only ever aimed for pocket change
I think they would make an unbeatable game but charge 25 cents a play. It would be like one of those carnival games though
(maybe there was an episode on this? I can't remember)
@@ghiacio2809I mean, I wouldn't put it past Ed to pull that stunt.
DSP is what happens when you put all your skill points into luck
He just keeps failing upwards. It's so impressive. I have no doubt one day he'll be crowned emperor of mankind.
When you have mods that allow minus intelligence, strength and charisma.
@@plebisMaximusThe King of Hate if you will
King from one punch man irl i fear lol
Vest, hat and glasses each enchanted with glib talk +10
Those beef jerky guys wanted to do a victory lap when there were still some laps left
anyone who has ever made beef jerky themselves know you definitely dont want any kind of marbled meat. The fat will turn rancid
This is why most beef jerky is made with extremely lean cuts of meat, and not more marbly cuts like ribeye or strip steak
exactly wtf who would want that 😭
Yea, there's good reason the only instance of commercial Kobe beef jerky was a scam, it does not and cannot work.
But god damn is marbled jerky so good. I make it fatty and eat it throughout the day.
You know that european countries have been making dry sausages out of pork, with fat, for several centuries, right?
The DSP catfish saga reminded me of that Beavis and Butthead episode where the police have them on a prostitution sting but they couldn’t arrest them because they were too stupid and horny to actually say they would pay for sex.
I remember being in middle school (or high school?) my teacher fell for one of those "You won a million dollars!" Scams as she freaked out in class. And we were like "Uhhh thats a scam". Like most of the class knew better and told her not to fall for that shit. This was like early 2000s btw.
For clarification. This was one of those "YOU WON" random pop up ads
Those have existed since the 80's there's tv movies made about it
Damn
@@stellviahohenheim like, on websites ?
Or they also were available outside the internet, on other kinds of media and physically.
@@p3dr0pjlhe's smoking crack the Internet wasn't a thing until the late 80s and definitely not the world wide web
@@p3dr0pjl Oh yeah, used to be junk mail sweepstakes scams, you'd get a dolled up envelope from some lottery no one's heard of telling you you've won their draw! Lucky You! Now just supply personal and banking details in a self addressed envelope and you'll have your million dollars in no time. :)
These sorts of scams are as old as dirt, the only thing that changes is the medium by which they try to screw you, email scammers, pop up ads, phone callers, phone text messages, and on and on.
Fuck it. Just put DSPs entire career in here.
Someone just actually did.
A whopping 3 hours, as a matter of fact.
“Congratulations! You won!” be giving me some Vietnam flashbacks
Those free iphones....those free gems for clash of clans....I THOUGHT I SCORED GOLD
miner? I hardly know her
bart bash
I wonder who that person who voiced that scam voice was
I wonder if its someone who didn't know what he was voicing for and now lives on in infamy
As much as they were shameless scam ads (that thankfully little kid me had the good sense not to click because I wanted to play games on the computer), hearing that line made me nostalgic.
@@ImmaLittlePip honestly wasn't even aware that "CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON!" was from a scam... mostly remember it from Bart Bash
Not gonna lie I was fully expecting the DSP segment to somehow be related to actual catfish. Like Phil promised to ship some exotic catfish or something. Wouldn't be surprised if that was the case.
That's what I was thinking too and I felt so stupid 2/3rds of the way through when I realized
Deep Sea Phish
As an actual real life apprentice butcher, kobe jerky is an absolute terrible and more than likely impossible idea. You use long fiber muscle tissue with minimal fat. Fat gets rancid when oxidized. Kobe beef is literally known for its insane fat content.
Not to mention why would you want to suck all the moisture out of such a succulent expensive piece of meat? Its like taking some really expensive caviar and covering it in spray cheese.
The use of the Ed, Edd n' Eddy theme for the transitions is just genious
The usage of the Ed Edd n' Eddy title card sting inspired me to give every scam name in the video an Ed Edd n' Eddy twist:
Kob-Ed Red Beef Jerky
Journey of the Ed
CSEDLotto
The Great DarkSydePhil Ed-fish Scheme
how did you ignore the word that rhymes with ed in the first one lmao
@@LeeTCGA "Kobe R-Ed Beef Jerky" doesn't really feel like an Ed Edd n' Eddy title to me.
Kobe Ed beef jerky.
I honestly don't even understand what the Dutch scammers' path to profitability even was. There's no history of DSP ever using escort services according to the KiwiFarms investigators, so why would Phil feel threatened by their scheme? It's as if I said I have videos of MagicMush badly singing at karaoke and asked for 100k to not publish them, but had nothing in hand.
He might have felt that those lies would affect his relationship with his girlfriend of the time.
If PapaMush actully sang any songs at karaoke it would just be all the songs from the Donkey Kong Country cartoon. I would love to hear him sing "I'll shower you in cocunut cream pie"
Maybe they targeted him because like everyone doesn't like him?
@@PublicEnemy442 Mush sings the Leo Luster song or we riot.
@@wyvern0m3g42 We need him covering the Leo Luster song and many others until he has enough to put on a hit new album : "Papa Mush Sings The Classics".
DSP is a perpetually sinking ship and an immortal subhuman at the same time
If he's a sinking ship, it's a submarine. Started below the surface, everything's going wrong, but against all odds, he's going upwards.
He hit the rock bottom, and started digging. 🔥🔥🔥🔥
7:13 To quote Hades from Hercules: "We were so CLOSE!!! So close, we tripped at the finish line."
To quote Charlie From Smiling Friends: "OH WE WERE RIGHT THERE MAN"
I've never understood why people use that phrase, it should be "tripped just before the finish line" since you are still finishing the race if you trip over/on the finish line...
@@gowary I made a mistake and I replaced "Over" with "at" But that got rid of the heart from MagicMush
@@RoodeetooIt came back.
They weren’t close at all. They won. The Kobe beef jerky and the documentary people were the same people from the start.
I can't take credit for this analogy, but the DSP catfish scam is like a zombie going for Phil's brains and breaking their jaw on his thick skull.
>18:50
>"im a normal guy"
> Has Waterfront mansion
> Owns a gambling website
That dog tho
What gets me about the escort saga is even when Phil is actually being truthful, he still manages to talk in a way that he sounds like he's lying. I think it's just the way he over-emphasizes everything and attacks anyone who believes the conspiracy. Like, if I knew I was a target of some baseless catfish scheme and innocent, I'd just laugh off any mention of it and continue my stream.
He talks like how I would on the internet.
It’s because it was an opportunity for him to rant about trolls and detractors, which he would never pass up.
I don't know how Phil has had over a decade of people hating him and watching his every move yet has absolutely no clue how to deal with trolling.
DSP is a reverse Tony Montana.
He always lies. Even when he tells the truth.
He was flying in a woman at the time though, his future momwife Khet. It's possible he was confused about the mess too and thought they found out about Kat and were calling her an escort.
DSP TRIES IT: PROJECT 7
TRAILER
DSP tries it: buying toys and a BMW with the money and losing all his friends
Cool avatar man!
DSP is the Mr. Bean of the internet: perseveres through life's obstacles despite himself.
It's amazing what you can weather when your fans have as many dollars as chromosomes.
At this rate DSP and his career would survive a Carrington event
The craziest thing about CSGOLotto was how this wasn't even the first time that this shit happened.
Back in August of 2015, there was this game that made the rounds on UA-cam called Dead Realm, that was basically Hide and Seek but scary.
Several UA-camrs made videos on it, including Vanossgaming, Syndicate, and SeaNanners.
These three youtubers were later outed as having produced the game and chose not to disclose any of this information whatsoever.
Thus the FTC got on their asses because of it.
Who is FTC
@@marko-gj1uj federal titty commission
@@marko-gj1uj Bro does not know about the Federal Trade Commission.
@@marko-gj1uj The Federal Trade Commission. Busted their asses for the scam
Pepper Ridge Farm remembers
A few things you missed about Journey of the Light that you missed:
The button to turn the lights on and off weren't a proximity thing, the button toggled ALL the lights at once.
The game came out before Valve had a formalized refund system and refunds weren't really a widespread thing back then. There was no 2 hour time limit for refunds back then, they just weren't done widespread. For Valve to come out and say that they'd honor all refunds for the game no matter what was WILD back in the day.
I own it and now in my library it's "Journey of the light-remake" which was remade into a sort of "unity's tutorial followed game with a light ball based platforming" with now one achievement to beat level 1, which is still impossible to get legitimately. At the end of level is just nothing.
Bought it for around 30 cents, it's one of the prized possessions of my steam library.
I love how DSP being here means people are either referring to his catfish arc as a scam or his entire career in general.
This is the first time I've seen a real rundown of the DSP catfish saga. That's neat. I only heard bits and pieces before this.
I am surprised that this guy was completely innocent on this topic at least!
What is your pfp of?
@@conanhighwoods4304 Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko from the Aunt of the Main Character named "Meme Touwa". Yes, Meme is her first name despite how funny the name looks. This was just a popular screenshot from the anime.
People kept telling me to stop sending money to a Nigerian prince
His father ran the country...HOW IS THAT A SCAM...stop being rude people? Forgive me for caring
I'm actually related to that guy, good dude
Good for you! I still send money for an iPad to the asian girl who send messages to me because she loves me!
Update: Journey of Light creator has just been hired as lead dev for Star Citizen.
Fr or as a joke?
Ain’t no way you’re pulling our legs.
Seems legit 😂
From one scam to another, seems about right.
No way
@18:45 "I'm a normal person...." -proceeds to show off multi million dollar house in a wealthy suburb....yep, just another scammer doing scammy things.
I would love to see this guy's audio file folder. Lots of early 2000s music and sounds.
I'd love to see it too, whatever's at 17:40 is a great one.
if you've ever read up on how to do beef jerky or any kind of dried meat, they'll always tell you to get a lean cut as fat does not dry and will just spoil the whole thing. A cut with a lot of marbling like Kobe beef would be utterly useless for jerky. There's a reason nobody did Kobe or Wagyu jerky before. Can't blame the backers for not knowing this, but it's pretty obvious he just wanted to drag people in by using the name and people fell for it.
That is true in terms of making a jerky for long time preservation, but some people prefer fatty cuts (though care must be taken and they should be eaten quick or refrigerated because they'll spoil quickly). I make my own jerky and I don't discard the fatty offcuts, and there are some places that sell jerky that allow you to specifically request extra fat (though they can't publicly advertise it)
@@bobjoe1593 Yea, fair enough. Although I still think it stands, since the Kobe jerky wouldn't be shipped to you refrigerated shortly after. The fake kickstarter ad suggested it would be packaged like any other jerky, so I think it still stands as scrutiny for that specific campaign. I was far too general in my original comment, and you're probably right, thank you for correcting me!
I am gravely disappointed you did not mention Ea Nasir at the beginning, premier scammer of all terrible copper related goods from ancient Sumeria. (For context, we know about this guy because he kept a record of all the complaint letters sent to him in his basement that archaeologists found. There were a lot.)
Bob Dobson? BOB DOBSON!?!?!? DOBSON!!!!! WE GOT DOBSON OVER HERE!!!!!
See nobody cares. Nice hat.
I swear DSP is going to outlast the nuclear apocalypse.
That's why he's a pigroach. Right? Good?
I did not expect the creator of 09’ to say all that, W videos btw
a not so fun fact: one time, a brazillian youtuber wanted to watch youtube during a live stream, he had to log into his account and he wrote his email and password on screen, imediately some seconds after, some videos of his channel started to dissapear and the youtuber started crying. The day after that the account got deleated and the live streamer lost access to it.
the story does have a happy ending tho since he made a new channel and got all his subscribers back (from what i remember, youtube gave him his og channel back)
I love watching new MagicMush videos to figure out what things on the Internet there are to explore, because holy crap there is a lot on the web that we don’t know about.
There's a website that some old guy in his mid 70's is hosting on his throwaway dell office PC just so he can save all of his photos securely purely for him to visit. I might say something existent or not, that's how large the internet is on a scale.
That whole DSP escort saga was insanity. I'll be the first do admit I fell into that rabbit hole and thought it was real for sure until DSP revealed his actual girlfriend. Then I kinda fell out of the detractor circles. You forgot to mention that this whole thing started because Phil posted a picture of his girlfriend during christmas, but it was just her back, decorating a christmas tree. Immediately they started saying it was impossible that DSP had a new girlfriend and it must have been a paid escort, then this kimberly catfish popped up lol
The catfish probably took advantage of that
Why would he post photo evidence of an escort then?
@@henrynelson9301 I don't know much about DSP or what he's like, so I don't know if he personally is/was likely to do this, but some people are so desperate for attention and validation that they'll fake having a (usually incredibly hot) girlfriend online, and tactics can include using a paid escort to create "proof".
i think its insane anyone believed that an escort would go to kiwifarms OF ALL PLACES ON THE INTERNET to get money she was owed.
The whole concept of Kobe Beef Jerky is dumb - drying it would get rid of any advantage of it being fat-marbled.
Was not expecting the Dobson jumpscare.
I absolutely love how DarksydePhil just never stops. Dude will never give up. We could all learn something from Phil.
Deadass came from Twitter over the class of '09 thing, you seem cool ao I'm subbing
Oh no.... Lets hope MagicMush does not perish from the curse like all of DSPs other enemies... That guy will survive the heat death of the universe.
MagicMush and Itsagundam, the only two who can withstand DSP.
DSP is the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end.
Tmartin would've owned the drama if him and his dog just kissed for 10 minutes straight then uploaded it as the apology video
I genuinely believe Dsp will outlive both nostalgia critic and avgn
The whole CSGOLotto apology video did make the "perfect" apology video template; bonus points if that video is still getting monetized
The catfish couple should’ve picked their target a bit more carefully. You can’t intimidate and bluff someone like DSP, who never doubts themself.
>falls for an obscenely obvious catfishing scheme
>spends literal weeks of their time yelling at phil
>gets angry when they dont get gossip
>then spends weeks harassing and stalking a woman and her son for something she didnt do
Average KiwiFarms moment lmao, what scumbags
KiwiFarms really is an absolute shitshow.
DSP is the king of scams since the beggining. From the empty game boxes giveaways, to Project 7 up until the cat reveal and more 😅
The empty box giveaways are really funny, but that’s not a scam. He said he was giving away a box, and he gave away a box, so like he still delivered what he promised
The funniest part about Phil’s escort story is that he says people “made her up” when she’s the one who instigated and STARTED the whole thing, and then the detractors did research and proved it to be false, all while Phil gleefully blames them for the whole story to begin with
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
why the hell would you make Jerky out of Kobe, it's marbling is fat to make the beef tender and juicy. why would you dry it out and make it tough it just makes no sense.
To flex, lol
The GreatDarkSydePhil Catfish Scheme is like a plot of an MSG spin-off video game Kojima would write it if he still has job at Konami
Seeing DSP in the thumbnail shows us we are going into a wild ride.
Nice touch with the Ed, Edd n Eddy music😂 Makes me nostalgic for my Nigerian childhood
I love how you specifically choose cartoon title cards that relate to the thing being talked about. Keep that up, loved the EEnE transitions.
Hats off to you using the ed edd n eddy music, that show was amazing and still is
Those guys could defeat Darkseid and Superman
I remember watching a video about that whole csgo lotto controversy online and holy hell that is a massive scam.
i’ve been binging your videos since i found this channel,
something about your style is way more memorable than what everyone else in this genre (as well as the platform as a whole) is doing. Keep up the good work!
DSP is the King from OPM of our universe: He’s super pathetic yet everything around him bends to his will.
The man who will outlive time
Mountain Dew, Gatorade, Mountain Dew, Gatorade, Mountain Dew, Gatorade
Mountain dew... flavored gatorade?
@@Streetcleanergaming yes
is this a reference to that dude who makes smoothies and says the words in a weird voice
Okay fucking wow... That DarksydePhil segment... I wasnt expecting that, holy shit. It totally subverted my expectations. You never cease to amaze me Magicmush.
I'm addicted to videos about the shittiest and most illogical fundraising scams that people have backed. Keep em coming. Love your channel!
that dante sound clip almost made me spit my water out LMAOOO
Anyone else get a whole lesson about hoaxes on the internet in elementary school? Because this is really reminding me of one day in elementary school when my class was taken to the computer lab and shown a jokey hoax websites like ... "save the tree octopus" which I believe was made specifically for use as a teaching tool and not actually to scam anybody.
lmao I remember when I was a kid I watched a video on the Journey of the Light scam and the game looked cool so I hoped it wasn't a scam, and then the guy posts a red eye infection as an excuse lololol
28:55 love the choice of dearly beloved here LMAO
When I saw DSP on thumbnail, I thought this video was gonna talk about the project PROJECT 7 and Opseat scams. I however expecting a huge elaborate catfish scam.
Your video style really take me back to old ScrewAttack top ten type videos
That DSP one was fucking insane
Great video as usual, and the outro alone led me out to discover and binge Kitboga. Using that Steve clip led me to watch the absolute cinema of that call.
"hit the target to win a prize" ads were the best 😂
hey mush, i found your channel 3 days ago and with the watching of this, ill have binged all of your content thus far. i have THOROUGHLY enjoyed every one of your videos, especially those about the sonic lore, and dead websites. im about the same age as you, and like many others here, practically grew up on the internet. cheers from a fellow online gremlin, and all the best to you!
I'm a gay little wizard!!!!!
Bruh, I just found your channel, and this is AMAZING 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Your editing, your presentation, your narration and delivering. I applaud you!!!!
Never forget the $2000 cat.
2k J.
No one correctly guessed it and how no one ever heard his bell in the background before 2KJ was sold to the public is beyond Dave to this day.
@@dilaudidsky7283no one guessed it at all! In fact, those clips out there of people in his chat saying “it’s a cat” must be AI.
@@6_Star_Neckphones_timelostAnd the clip of him reading the “its a cat” comment was also AI, Phil is a mastermind!
Don't forget Solar Freakin Roadways "WHOA"
01:30 Yogventures, now that's a throwback!
They really thought 500k was enough money to do whatever they wanted, as if that’s enough to pay a team of people to make an ambitious open world sandbox game. that’s still a very small budget, that’s enough to make like a good platformer at least.
nahhhhh u included the kobe being fed beer clip from one of those old shockumentaries i recognize it instantly
i believe mondo cane?
The fact that the people that got got in the DSP catfish wasn't DSP, but EVERYONE ELSE that was accusing DSP is genuinely one of the greatest twists and misdirections I've ever seen.
For just that moment, the KiwiFarms were the idiots and DSP was the smart one.
A real "Boy Who Cried Wolf" situation.
that kobe beef one had real Scooby Doo villain energy
I honestly thought that if anyone was gonna fall for the scam, it would be Phil.
I gotta be honest, I like listening to MagicMush’s voice. It’s just something about the “Cowboy-ish” accent that really tickles my brain.
The ed edd n eddy tie in is KINO
'terror in the depths of the fog' near the end had me tabbing in and squinting at my spotify wondering if it'd started playing automatically LMAOOO good song choice. good video.
13:28 as a fan of the zombies portion of call of duty which Syndicate was a big part of, we’re no strangers to him lying.
Glad the counter striker lotto scam got some more light on. Gambling addiction is no joke especially when it's aimed at kids
Doesn't help that this was around the same time that the lootbox controversy was reaching it's peak.
This video needs a part 2 to include Blue Box’s Abandoned game. Where they try to invoke Hideo Kojima’s Metal Gear or Silent Hill.
Depressing to realize how many of these I heard about as they happened.
The funny thing about kobe beef jerky is that it would defeat the whole point of kobe beef, which is the fatty marbeling. If you have a lot of fat in your jerky it is... Disgusting to say the least. It's like there is lard mixed in.
Always love the background musics and OST you use in your videos, Very enjoyable!
been binging your videos with my bf while he's been in and out of the hospital, appreciate you putting good stuff out there 👌
Oh no I sorry to hear that
Hope you and your boyfriend are doing well as can be ❤
Just wanted to say its been a long time since i enjoyed a youtube channel quite as much as this one, so many try to be funny and engaging and fail but you genuinely make me laugh out loud like a madman in every video!
The two hour steam refund trick is more commonly known nowadays, people have noticed that all of the recent Banban "games" have tried their best to stretch as little content into as much time as possible. A dirty trick that you can always spot as soon as you know the signs
May your past, current, and future successes and content FAR outshine and surpass SBN3's works.
THey wont.
@@TrojanSalesmen1 they already have
very happy you continued to keep your integrity with the channel and preserving the quality of your videos, too many youtubers just go and repeat all the same stuff or go into the history (even if its a very familiar topic) as an excuse to increase the video length.
I saw a video where a twitter user name magic mush talking about being bullied by the creator of class of 09... was that you?! Because if that was you, I am so sorry! I like class of 09, but you (or whatever magicmush that was) did not deserve that mistreatment from an adult man.