"The bartender tried to warm me" has a connotation slightly different from "the bartender tried to warn me." Just teasing you, but it did make me laugh!
Not true… I was broke and a bum and still got to sleep with beautiful woman… keep in mind I’m 6’0 300lbs, I ain’t looking for a relationship but you act like girls ain’t looking for just one night of fun either it doesn’t matter about size and shit unless you’re that insecure about yourself and what you’re capable of… you shouldn’t be worried about size and financial stability unless you’re trying to get into a relationship… worry about yourself bruh until you up, but don’t act like you can’t get any action… just go out! Stop being so cooped up in your room/house go to party or something, if not go to a club or concerts you’ll find somebody their who’ll probably give you a chance for the night 🙄
There was a point in my life that my slambook of "Things I want in a Boyfriend" became less of "cute, tall, nice..." and more of "Respectful, passionate, self -actualized, humble., etc." The most random things turn me on with a guy of ANY race, height, whatever. Like just them being comfortable with their sexuality that they can wear "feminine" things without it being a big deal. Stuff like that just make me melt towards a guy. So, I feel bad that dudes feel pressured to look a certain way in order to find love, coz being themselves is such a vulnerable risky route for them to invest it.
Maybe what you're saying is true, but if you disabled as well, and aren't suave and cool, that DOES matter. And I know this from personal experience. I was the guy who brought flowers at every one month anniversary, always paid and always tried to come up with creative ways to show a lady a good time. All that doesn't matter if she doesn't "like you, like you." Women say they want those things, but 9 times out of 10, they always pick the buff guy with money with the barely passable personality. They might give the other guy a chance, but they'll be bored with him and move on to the guy who hits them, and then they wonder why they can't find anymore. I have zero empathy for people like that. None. Nice guys finish dead last. Look at all the housewives who thought the guy from 50 Shades was hot. You know, the borderline psychopath who needed to assault a woman to get over his PTSD. That's who women want. It's hard to respect people like that.
As a fat guy I can confirm that we love having our backs scratched. Ladies, if you want to get with a fat guy offer to scratch his back. He will love you till judgement day. And fat guys, watch out for gay guys who want to get with you because they DO know the back scratching trick. At my largest I was 425 lbs. on a 6'2'' frame (now down to 285 yay me) and for some reason gay guys wanted to get with me and they ALL tried the back scratching trick.
had a gay guy do that to me. when it clicked with me, I told him I am sorry am not gay. he was all apologizing like he done something wrong. honestly even though I was not interested in men it felt good to be the one getting hit on for once. sorry my grammer is horrid.
Doesn't it? I have a couple of gay friends, one who I grew up with and one courtesy of my wife, and when we go with them to their favorite establishments I GET BOUGHT DRINKS!!!!! Damn, even though I'm not gay it feels so friggin awesome.
Ima start saying “Go have the day you deserve” … thank you Britt … I appreciate ya
Thank you for sharing your laughter and opinions with the world. 😂 You have a beautiful laugh! I'm binging on your shows. ❤
He was hilarious! You laughing so hard had me in stitches!! Lol!
Fluffy the fluffers. At least he didn't have to spell RUN. Thank
He bowed
You should definetly check out Gabriels Magic Mike story and Frankys Kryptonite.
I love your reactions. I spend half my time laughing at you! Lol.😊 I love you show ❤
You have to find the fully story! There’s much more!
I have never seen Britt laugh like this. Pretty cool.
Gabrial is one of the G,O,A,T's of comedy saw him live in Sweden and it was spectacular.
You missed the end of that story where Martin comes back and he and fluffy argue and the guy leaves calling himself a homewrecker.
The original video was already cut off tho
That's the best part too 😂
16 shots of tequila! DAMN!
You should check out his "Mexican Gift Basket"... It is the sequel to his "Racist Gift Basket"... This time.GABRIEL is the victim...
"The bartender tried to warm me" has a connotation slightly different from "the bartender tried to warn me." Just teasing you, but it did make me laugh!
I love his material! 😂 The sound effects he can make! lol. Dang! They cut it short!
haha he is so funny!
@@brittreacts ❤
U voice is so amazing
Awesome video.
Please watch his Magic Mike story it is top tier.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Girl, you just cracked me UP!!!!!!!!
YOU'RE A RIOT REACTOR🤣🤣🤣🤣
Perfect a cappella harmonization: Voctave's *Disney Princess Medley.* Please!
I wish I was able to tell stories like Gabriel
Bs. Being funny is a bonus. Its the money they want.
Not true… I was broke and a bum and still got to sleep with beautiful woman… keep in mind I’m 6’0 300lbs, I ain’t looking for a relationship but you act like girls ain’t looking for just one night of fun either it doesn’t matter about size and shit unless you’re that insecure about yourself and what you’re capable of… you shouldn’t be worried about size and financial stability unless you’re trying to get into a relationship… worry about yourself bruh until you up, but don’t act like you can’t get any action… just go out! Stop being so cooped up in your room/house go to party or something, if not go to a club or concerts you’ll find somebody their who’ll probably give you a chance for the night 🙄
React to Gabriel Iglesias Magic Mike story
From the title I thought the bartender was gonna give him blankets to warm him up
There was a point in my life that my slambook of "Things I want in a Boyfriend" became less of "cute, tall, nice..." and more of "Respectful, passionate, self -actualized, humble., etc." The most random things turn me on with a guy of ANY race, height, whatever. Like just them being comfortable with their sexuality that they can wear "feminine" things without it being a big deal. Stuff like that just make me melt towards a guy. So, I feel bad that dudes feel pressured to look a certain way in order to find love, coz being themselves is such a vulnerable risky route for them to invest it.
There was a guy I worked with who used to bend over the counter for me to pet his back
Your reaction was funnier than his story. Great.
There's some of this thats missing please try to find the rest of it
I'm just leaving a comment to be the first one. :)
thank you! I appreciate it!
There's no other way with this last name! Moreno - that's the surname of Gabriel's friend, the famous MARTIN!
You should check out jeff dunham and peanut, its amazing
Britt you have to check out some early Russell Peters !!
You gotta do the magic mike story told by him lmao
This one makes the extra concealer playlist.
Wine vs beer vs booze is a thing
😀
I ain't never been that drunk
HEEEEEELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Maybe what you're saying is true, but if you disabled as well, and aren't suave and cool, that DOES matter. And I know this from personal experience. I was the guy who brought flowers at every one month anniversary, always paid and always tried to come up with creative ways to show a lady a good time. All that doesn't matter if she doesn't "like you, like you." Women say they want those things, but 9 times out of 10, they always pick the buff guy with money with the barely passable personality. They might give the other guy a chance, but they'll be bored with him and move on to the guy who hits them, and then they wonder why they can't find anymore. I have zero empathy for people like that. None. Nice guys finish dead last. Look at all the housewives who thought the guy from 50 Shades was hot. You know, the borderline psychopath who needed to assault a woman to get over his PTSD. That's who women want. It's hard to respect people like that.
Sorry for your experiences. Sounds rough. Try and stay positive.
I dunno about reading, but can you write? Gabriel must have been out in winter if the bartender tried to warm him.
Can u please do some videos from jeff dunham
You accidently typed Warm instead of Warn in the title
Here didnt have girls throwing themselves at him until he made $$
He was funny before that but they didn't care ...
React to Travor Noah you won't regret it
The comedian who turned into a clown
As a fat guy I can confirm that we love having our backs scratched. Ladies, if you want to get with a fat guy offer to scratch his back. He will love you till judgement day. And fat guys, watch out for gay guys who want to get with you because they DO know the back scratching trick. At my largest I was 425 lbs. on a 6'2'' frame (now down to 285 yay me) and for some reason gay guys wanted to get with me and they ALL tried the back scratching trick.
If you have money.
Lol, the money they think he's making figures in a lot
Stop the cap Brit 😂 it’s the money and you kno it 😅
had a gay guy do that to me. when it clicked with me, I told him I am sorry am not gay. he was all apologizing like he done something wrong. honestly even though I was not interested in men it felt good to be the one getting hit on for once. sorry my grammer is horrid.
Doesn't it? I have a couple of gay friends, one who I grew up with and one courtesy of my wife, and when we go with them to their favorite establishments I GET BOUGHT DRINKS!!!!! Damn, even though I'm not gay it feels so friggin awesome.
funny has nothing to do with it. He's famous
Face it Britt. You're addicted to comedy. Huehuehue
4 hours? Thats nothing....
Way too much of the joke is gut off