My Issue With Taco Bell (The Taco Bell Conundrum)

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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  • @Tyler-le6ry
    @Tyler-le6ry 7 років тому +1676

    dude.. is everything okay? your description doesn't include what you're wearing like all your other videos.. i hope you're doing okay. I blame taco bell for this.

    • @joet.5745
      @joet.5745 7 років тому +198

      Tyler review brah if you are being held hostage by Taco Bell reply back we will help you

    • @Woofus_Poofus
      @Woofus_Poofus 7 років тому +56

      Pepe the Turtle Lookit he blinks in morse code "Help, I am held hostage in a Taco Bell headquarters"

    • @badabingmike
      @badabingmike 7 років тому +25

      The fire sauce packet said "YES" so I feel all is well.

    • @BroArmyCommander
      @BroArmyCommander 7 років тому +16

      Tyler Not to mention that he missed a comma...

    • @oOclonOo
      @oOclonOo 7 років тому +3

      read the taco bell curve

  • @ReganAtSea
    @ReganAtSea 7 років тому +1702

    i like to imagine he lives in some kind of blade runner style space station neon noir city where the only sustenance available is from the 23rd century outlets of the fast food corporations that rule humankind and these reviews where he dares to mildly criticize their quality make him a dauntless and outspoken revolutionary watched secretly by millions of enslaved grease-fattened future humans unable to express or admit to their hatred of the oppresive regime in any other way

    • @absolutummaximum993
      @absolutummaximum993 7 років тому +19

      Duuuuuuude....

    • @takeyouforgranite7850
      @takeyouforgranite7850 7 років тому +41

      Regan Lewis Please, write a book about this. Or at least a short story.

    • @LumpMietek1
      @LumpMietek1 7 років тому +22

      you opened my eyes

    • @asahearts1
      @asahearts1 7 років тому +24

      Regan Lewis In Demolition Man, Taco Bell is the only chain to survive the franchise wars.

    • @dietcoke759
      @dietcoke759 7 років тому +4

      dude

  • @Phawnreath
    @Phawnreath 7 років тому +401

    Honestly it really isn't one thing that draws me in towards watching his channel. He could literally do any type of activity he liked and I would still watch it because he just draws you in and makes something about it entertaining. This man has a gift.

    • @VaniyaSei
      @VaniyaSei 6 років тому +10

      I approve of this comment.

  • @elaus123
    @elaus123 7 років тому +566

    I have never felt more hurt than hearing a simple man with a simple request not have his wishes granted.

    • @chrismoltisanti7432
      @chrismoltisanti7432 6 років тому +1

      Elena 😂😂

    • @yukinagato6761
      @yukinagato6761 2 роки тому

      in all fairness does he ever walk into these places . bear in mind this was before covid. so i dont like heavy ice myself so i will walk in and get my drink myself . hell since Baja Blast gets a limited run at wal mart if i have a craving for it will make sure to actually dine in since well lol its free refills right . just makes sense to dine in maybe just drink ones baja and refill and get a order to go to do a review at home with

  • @Jesse_monahan321
    @Jesse_monahan321 7 років тому +2681

    This just in Taco Bell stock are down 34% because of this video

    • @joet.5745
      @joet.5745 7 років тому +159

      jesse monahan review brah is the most influential food reviewer out there, many fear him, he tears down businesses without hesitation

    • @itsjustaprankfam6921
      @itsjustaprankfam6921 7 років тому +41

      jesse monahan damn i work at taco bell😂

    • @elperronimo
      @elperronimo 7 років тому +21

      Taco Bell BTFO

    • @1547-p4k
      @1547-p4k 7 років тому +7

      Taco Bell doesn't have stock. It's owned by Yum Brands.

    • @joesullivan9750
      @joesullivan9750 7 років тому +19

      "Analysts and shareholders demand a response to Reviewbrah's mild criticism before the beginning of the next trading day."

  • @lolol1725
    @lolol1725 7 років тому +179

    What is that sophisticated piece of art on the wall?

  • @aaronanaya5542
    @aaronanaya5542 7 років тому +1292

    His hair was parted by Moses himself

    • @asherjfbell
      @asherjfbell 7 років тому +5

      Aaron Anaya hah hah

    • @jeremyb2108
      @jeremyb2108 6 років тому +1

      Aaron Anaya 666 likes on your comment talking about a biblical person 😂😂😂

    • @AustinChubak
      @AustinChubak 6 років тому +2

      LOL

    • @jay-bocrypto901
      @jay-bocrypto901 6 років тому +8

      Likely one of the best comments under any of his vids so far. I had to say it out loud several times laughing

    • @dkfontenot
      @dkfontenot 6 років тому

      Y'all hate because y'all broke

  • @andrewgeorge2973
    @andrewgeorge2973 7 років тому +886

    Perfect hair today 👌🏻

  • @docelephant
    @docelephant 7 років тому +1027

    This guy is so incredibly sane it looks like eccentricity to the rest of us animals.

    • @biozenith1462
      @biozenith1462 6 років тому +9

      docelephant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jozokukavica9814
      @jozokukavica9814 6 років тому +14

      Oh thank you for this. Crying rn. 'Animals'

    • @Nolbert24
      @Nolbert24 6 років тому +6

      docelephant
      Sane ppl don’t eat that stuff no offense

    • @LFSPharaoh
      @LFSPharaoh 6 років тому +3

      MonsieurLemon that mud cat, what a peasant.

    • @shweta1185
      @shweta1185 6 років тому

      true

  • @NoNo-di1mr
    @NoNo-di1mr 7 років тому +313

    I wonder what reviewbrah is like on Christmas morning

    • @MakaveliTheDonKilluminati
      @MakaveliTheDonKilluminati 7 років тому +100

      He's at the bar drinking a scotch disappointed.

    • @tomcruise7911
      @tomcruise7911 7 років тому +53

      "It's a Christmas blowout."

    • @Mia-eo7pr
      @Mia-eo7pr 7 років тому +61

      Robin Gravez I like to think he reviews each of his gifts

  • @oclictis1
    @oclictis1 7 років тому +559

    this actually made me quite sad, Reviewbrah looks on the verge of tears explaining this. it may seem silly but it's terrible when you can't even indulge in the simple pleasure of a soft shell taco with no cheese

    • @3ZX8Ball
      @3ZX8Ball 7 років тому +30

      And reviewbrah is the only person who has the right to openly cry for something like this.

    • @robertAnthonyColon
      @robertAnthonyColon 7 років тому

      Oziel Esparza ha gay

    • @lovernatz
      @lovernatz 7 років тому

      lmfao

    • @OTGREECE
      @OTGREECE 7 років тому +2

      Why do u people call him review brah?

    • @3ZX8Ball
      @3ZX8Ball 7 років тому +1

      Jonah Reece​​ Lol. He became popular on the bodybuildingforum.com site and the guys there tend to call each other with the term "bruh". And since he's a reviewer, they came up with "reviewbruh".

  • @NyxInfernal
    @NyxInfernal 7 років тому +330

    The comment sections on these videos are probably the most respectful I've ever seen on UA-cam.

    • @myheartisinjapan3184
      @myheartisinjapan3184 5 років тому +7

      ScarletSiren there is literally NOTHING not to love.

    • @myheartisinjapan3184
      @myheartisinjapan3184 5 років тому +2

      notMidzz truth, but I meant there is literally nothing that a person could possibly dislike about Lord Bruh...that’s why the comments are so respectful. 😉

    • @LetsGoGetThem
      @LetsGoGetThem 5 років тому +1

      yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @JayDillDrums
      @JayDillDrums 4 роки тому +2

      Never seen hate on this guy. Hes great

    • @jeromykriege
      @jeromykriege 4 роки тому +2

      Thou shall not blasphemy our lord

  • @Daisy-kg4ho
    @Daisy-kg4ho 7 років тому +243

    This is a real man

  • @billygerter5568
    @billygerter5568 7 років тому +399

    Give my boy some MEAT

    • @lugit36
      @lugit36 7 років тому +12

      PaUsE

  • @coolkatmehrfth
    @coolkatmehrfth 7 років тому +317

    I feel like reviewbrah is immortal. I feel like he raised himself, taught himself everything he knows.
    He said "when I was very young I was at a rest stop" and in my brain, he went there by himself. No parents brought him, he was on that trip alone.
    I feel as though reviewbrah has been sentient since the beginning of time itself, during cosmic inflation he was born, and he has been roaming the universe on his own for 13.8 billion years.

    • @kennethhicks1767
      @kennethhicks1767 5 років тому

      Mehrfth

    • @samuelbastable2002
      @samuelbastable2002 5 років тому +3

      So I'm guessing the Big Bang was the birth of Reviewbrah.

    • @Loongear
      @Loongear 5 років тому +9

      Notice that when he talked about the rest area when he was "young", he never specifically said "on earth"

    • @Crurned
      @Crurned 5 років тому

      Read the book Odd John, indeed based on Reviewbrah's journey to ascendancy.

    • @HieronymousLex
      @HieronymousLex 5 років тому

      Lmao

  • @joshhansen2460
    @joshhansen2460 7 років тому +1952

    This isn't one of those memes where people say "oh this saved my life" I'm being serious about what I'm about to say. I have been depressed for over a year now and I find joy in little to nothing, but watching your videos makes me happy.

    • @Sam-zr6jw
      @Sam-zr6jw 7 років тому +15

      Josh Hansen just watch 13:13 on repeat

    • @6Tainted1370
      @6Tainted1370 7 років тому +30

      I know how you feel, depression can be nasty.

    • @MrB1923
      @MrB1923 7 років тому +35

      Try to talk.
      Reviewbrah is so easy to listen to.
      Not trying to be anybody else, but himself.

    • @xSluggySlugworthx
      @xSluggySlugworthx 7 років тому +2

      Dear ReviewBrah, John Hansen want's to dedicate Elton John's "Someone Saved My Life Tonight" to you.

    • @JackieFuckingChan
      @JackieFuckingChan 7 років тому +3

      Reviewbrah does have a very soothing voice.

  • @realkingtom
    @realkingtom 7 років тому +608

    I often lay awake at night wondering how in the world we're going to solve the societal issues that Taco Bell causes.
    Fortunately the world has been blessed with greater minds than mine who can answer these pressing questions.
    Thank you ReviewBrah, for solving problems that few people even realize exist.

    • @evanhoesklamp7003
      @evanhoesklamp7003 7 років тому

      Thomas Brohmer REVIEWBRAH 2040. President reviewbrah

    • @JL-yc4rf
      @JL-yc4rf 7 років тому +6

      Yes! Imagine Reviewbrah in the White House! Hail to the chief!

    • @jimmyfromadistance
      @jimmyfromadistance 7 років тому

      Thomas Brohmer well said. Beautifully articulate

    • @CaboosePootis
      @CaboosePootis 7 років тому +2

      brother?

    • @darthdrake3095
      @darthdrake3095 7 років тому +1

      Reviewbrah will nuke England for allowing Burgerking to create the Mayonator

  • @adrianepulliam6225
    @adrianepulliam6225 6 років тому +220

    I laughed, I cried. His story is the story of us all.

  • @joelaw13
    @joelaw13 7 років тому +117

    I love reviewbrah. And I love the community of fans. This is the best place on the internet

    • @nizzleprizzle9783
      @nizzleprizzle9783 7 років тому

      joelaw13 why does everyone call him that? That's not his username at all. Is that his meme name or something?

  • @WordUnheard
    @WordUnheard 7 років тому +650

    Can't tell if reviewbrah is 15 or 35.

    • @niftythegoblin
      @niftythegoblin 7 років тому +97

      Word Unheard I thought he was 15, too, until I found out he's 23.

    • @RosieToes
      @RosieToes 7 років тому +39

      I've been watching him for 4 years and always thought he was younger than me..... and now I find out he's older than me.. my mind is a little blown

    • @FilthyDankTV
      @FilthyDankTV 7 років тому +10

      Phil's Eyelash there's no way he's 23

    • @alsmith8009
      @alsmith8009 7 років тому +66

      Word Unheard he is immortal

    • @deniss9467
      @deniss9467 7 років тому +9

      Maybe he's like Benjamin Button.

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 7 років тому +47

    The pained expression that fleetingly passes over your face at 13:12 and then disappears is interesting.

    • @timmatthews1604
      @timmatthews1604 3 роки тому +7

      To state something is fleeting eliminates the need to verify its disappearance, your words are superfluous in nature.

    • @ehranndealg4841
      @ehranndealg4841 2 роки тому +2

      The solid food isnt sitting well in his stinger

  • @theminifigmaker4380
    @theminifigmaker4380 7 років тому +226

    Burger king not even going to talk about it lol

    • @NatesFilmTutorials
      @NatesFilmTutorials 7 років тому +18

      Tag, you're it

    • @a.ortega4505
      @a.ortega4505 7 років тому +11

      TheMinifigMaker lmao did u noticed he was a hair way from going off on bk this guy is awesome !!

  • @bl7828
    @bl7828 7 років тому +485

    I need to fly you down here to Texas and have you review every single item on Whataburger's menu.

    • @boredjordo3899
      @boredjordo3899 7 років тому

      KappaCino hell yeah

    • @bl7828
      @bl7828 7 років тому +2

      KappaCino yeah it's in a couple others. But can't beat where it started! I had to Google that because it sounds way too made up but lo and behold you're right haha.

    • @ezeo22790
      @ezeo22790 7 років тому +5

      Brett C Or chicken express

    • @staggeredmlg6079
      @staggeredmlg6079 7 років тому +27

      Brett C if he did a Whataburger review i would be extremely excited

    • @_lowcountry
      @_lowcountry 7 років тому +3

      KappaCino not true. We have lotaburger in west Texas and it's nowhere near as good as whataburger.

  • @gizzylaserfoot2604
    @gizzylaserfoot2604 6 років тому +792

    My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined

    • @jacksonjasonr
      @jacksonjasonr 6 років тому +15

      Nater far and away my favorite reviewbrah quote

    • @nothingspecial2589
      @nothingspecial2589 5 років тому +1

      666th like

    • @vinebae_4593
      @vinebae_4593 5 років тому +2

      I’m not going to like your comment because your at 669 likes and I don’t wanna ruin that

  • @Well_Meaning
    @Well_Meaning 7 років тому +423

    How will Taco Bell ever recover from this? Reviewbrah just killed them and ate their heart, and then proclaimed it wasn't meaty enough!

    • @mixalxd
      @mixalxd 7 років тому +2

      Pavement nice Lain my friend!

    • @Well_Meaning
      @Well_Meaning 7 років тому +6

      Let's all love Lain!

    • @ShinyBaconPlays
      @ShinyBaconPlays 7 років тому +2

      I feel he was a bit overcritical especially with the taco. I used to work there, so it was clear the worker was in a hurry and didn't mix the beef before putting it on.

    • @bromono4288
      @bromono4288 7 років тому +4

      Pavement he slays them at the end with the sauce packet

  • @cannedbeans7906
    @cannedbeans7906 7 років тому +153

    THE KING HIMSELF UPLOADED A NEW VIDEO OMG

    • @una9121
      @una9121 7 років тому +25

      kim chan *God

  • @brianwasicki402
    @brianwasicki402 7 років тому +168

    7:10: "There's really no feeling worse than just opening up a Taco Bell taco and seeing no meat in there".

  • @FlyingOverTr0ut
    @FlyingOverTr0ut 7 років тому +805

    Who can play ReviewBrah in the eventual movie about him?

    • @benschmie.8975
      @benschmie.8975 7 років тому +8

      FlyingOverTr0ut That is a good question indeed.

    • @hazen4410
      @hazen4410 7 років тому +210

      FlyingOverTr0ut Toby McGuire

    • @declanconlon1127
      @declanconlon1127 7 років тому +25

      FlyingOverTr0ut David schwimmer

    • @JangoPeppers
      @JangoPeppers 7 років тому +4

      I know a guy who looks almost exactly like him

    • @darinhendershot2074
      @darinhendershot2074 7 років тому +41

      Christopher Walken

  • @heezytaughtme
    @heezytaughtme 7 років тому +43

    Reviewbrah and his elegant glass of water, name a more iconic duo I'll wait....

  • @FillingtheVoidRevues
    @FillingtheVoidRevues 7 років тому +335

    Reviewbrah is the Mister Rogers of fast food reviews

    • @ZombieWeiss
      @ZombieWeiss 6 років тому +2

      Oh my gosh I am so glad to see someone else say that! I just commented on the similarity the other night on the 'and still, I evolve' video and was hoping it didn't seem an insult. In Australia, we don't grow up with Mr Rogers but it sure would be great if we did. Still, finding him later in life is still good.

    • @Kittie28
      @Kittie28 6 років тому +1

      This!!

    • @austins.6805
      @austins.6805 6 років тому +1

      Yes!

  • @galacticfederationambassad4063
    @galacticfederationambassad4063 7 років тому +314

    Taco bell must answer for war crimes against Mr review

    • @minifridge8315
      @minifridge8315 7 років тому +21

      knight sabers Did you just call him MR REVIEW!? IT'S REVIEW BRAH

    • @FlapJackDaddy
      @FlapJackDaddy 6 років тому +7

      Mr. Review is his father

    • @VadersFist95
      @VadersFist95 6 років тому +7

      @@FlapJackDaddy He is his father.

    • @FlapJackDaddy
      @FlapJackDaddy 6 років тому +3

      @@VadersFist95 I thought he was his grandfather?

    • @Mineav
      @Mineav 5 років тому +2

      Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy as the local Taco Bell.

  • @celinamiau1735
    @celinamiau1735 7 років тому +180

    Iconic

    • @_kev.mojo.jojo_
      @_kev.mojo.jojo_ 7 років тому +1

      Celina miau you have the same first name as my mom 👌 never met someone with that name; even on the internet, so this is the first

    • @suburbanwhiteteenthatsayst5836
      @suburbanwhiteteenthatsayst5836 7 років тому +84

      DONT 👏 SAY 👏 YOU 👏 LIKE 👏 FOOD 👏 REVIEWS 👏 IF 👏 YOU 👏 DONT 👏 KNOW 👏 WHO 👏 THIS 👏 IS 👏

    • @MarcelR-mp3gp
      @MarcelR-mp3gp 7 років тому +1

      Celina miau 🥔

    • @celinamiau1735
      @celinamiau1735 7 років тому +1

      Reviewbrah

    • @celinamiau1735
      @celinamiau1735 7 років тому +1

      Dat Boi Glarphs lol same usually when people are named celina is spelled selena or celin

  • @hectorparks8618
    @hectorparks8618 7 років тому +288

    Reviewbrah best be Immortal so my kids can leave his videos on replay over my grave

    • @CamrakaSeven
      @CamrakaSeven 7 років тому +4

      Hector Parks underrated comment

    • @zingerman11259
      @zingerman11259 6 років тому +1

      How old is he?

    • @55hatak
      @55hatak 6 років тому

      zingerman11259 21 year old

    • @jaykay6222
      @jaykay6222 6 років тому +3

      Why does he need to be immortal for that to happen?

    • @gabrielnunez8504
      @gabrielnunez8504 6 років тому

      Optimal decision making

  • @technomach9045
    @technomach9045 7 років тому +367

    If I ever work at a Taco Bell, I will make sure no one ever has to experience this disservice again

    • @ketsu6100
      @ketsu6100 7 років тому +41

      Daniel K Blume
      Found the Taco Bell employee.

    • @technomach9045
      @technomach9045 7 років тому +5

      Daniel K, you're probably right
      Kek, DO NOT IMPERSONATE OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR!

    • @projectRHIthink
      @projectRHIthink 7 років тому +5

      Lmao I work at one trust me, your opinion about it will change

    • @arianna2894
      @arianna2894 7 років тому +3

      Rhiannon Anne O'Donnell I work at one aswell you're opinion will change trust us

    • @BenchPressManiac
      @BenchPressManiac 7 років тому

      You should have pride in your work miss.

  • @MegnaGoat430
    @MegnaGoat430 7 років тому +45

    *reviewbrah uploads this video*
    *taco bell stocks plummeting*

  • @TechRax
    @TechRax 7 років тому +41

    This man was born in a different century.

  • @duncan2328
    @duncan2328 7 років тому +174

    I want to know more about his views on Burger King. That was intriguing.

    • @TheTruthFadeswithTime28
      @TheTruthFadeswithTime28 7 років тому +6

      The Mayonator

    • @YourWifesBoyfriend
      @YourWifesBoyfriend 7 років тому +9

      I used to order Whopper Jr's with extra mayo. I'm the yin to Reviewbrah's yang

    • @Dahpie
      @Dahpie 7 років тому +1

      The dry humor killed me in that video

    • @thomasjwilson87
      @thomasjwilson87 7 років тому

      Wayward Mole Burger King sucks. Not much mystery to it.

  • @ruggedandcompletelyheteros3619
    @ruggedandcompletelyheteros3619 7 років тому +1080

    I miss when reviewbrah was an underground artist

    • @Dahpie
      @Dahpie 7 років тому +148

      As long as he doesn't succumb to normies with normie tier content then I'm fine.
      Popularity can ruin most UA-camrs but Reviewbrah seems like the type of guy not to do that since he is so genuine and true to himself.

    • @Manuel-np7dp
      @Manuel-np7dp 7 років тому +71

      Per Ohlin we should rejoice for our lord......he grows stronger each day

    • @a.ortega4505
      @a.ortega4505 7 років тому +7

      Madness i know hes down to earth honest .. just the best most swell guy

    • @user-jh3xo5td5n
      @user-jh3xo5td5n 7 років тому +14

      Per Ohlin but he still is at his roots i was subbed at 39k hasnt changed

    • @TheCaptainSlappy
      @TheCaptainSlappy 7 років тому +20

      The kid is a friggin' genius. I am one video away from subbing.
      ONE. Just to make sure. Gotta watch one more new one.
      I never sub. It's a thing. Just in case they turn on me.
      But this kid...yeah...I will.

  • @bryanthebryan2638
    @bryanthebryan2638 6 років тому +45

    Your dry humor is hilarious. I am thoroughly entertained and informed by your program. Thank you, keep up the great work.

  • @swizzain9669
    @swizzain9669 7 років тому +25

    I almost didn't notice the "Hi" in the background because i was so lost in your beautiful eyes

  • @EMAN00619
    @EMAN00619 7 років тому +34

    Try getting a Beefy Fritos Burrito but with Steak instead of beef.

    • @base452live6
      @base452live6 7 років тому +1

      Captain Jackass I read that as click magnet lol. Either way both of them are accurate

  • @ClassicBLTs
    @ClassicBLTs 7 років тому +115

    You come to me, on the day of my daughters wedding, and ask for a food review?

  • @dominicbartnikowski8250
    @dominicbartnikowski8250 7 років тому +32

    This video makes me want to respect women

  • @tycebruursema1274
    @tycebruursema1274 6 років тому +72

    "3... *3* soft tacos, no cheese."
    That's poetry my friends. That is god damn poetry.

  • @wadrzyk
    @wadrzyk 7 років тому +600

    I literally think reviewbrah is Lorde

    • @elletyt
      @elletyt 7 років тому +6

      Adam Wądrzyk OMFG LOOOL

    • @morticahk2639
      @morticahk2639 7 років тому +19

      Loooooooooooooooooorde ,Lorde ,Lorde, Lorde.

    • @faithrobin6124
      @faithrobin6124 7 років тому +2

      Adam Wądrzyk I knew I wasn't the only person thinking this. 😂😂😂

    • @parker8016
      @parker8016 7 років тому +28

      I am lorde ya ya ya

    • @harrylee1223
      @harrylee1223 7 років тому +7

      I'm eating from Taco Bell, ya ya ya.

  • @TheAdventurousHermits
    @TheAdventurousHermits 7 років тому +618

    How do these videos keep getting better and better??

    • @carharttcarpenterpants
      @carharttcarpenterpants 7 років тому +18

      He's more self aware and has gotten really comfortable it seems

    • @IgnotusLotus
      @IgnotusLotus 7 років тому +12

      wolleY I've noticed that too. He's enjoying the memes more (putting them in the videos) and the memes in the comments too

    • @ianschmitt4991
      @ianschmitt4991 7 років тому +3

      The Vegan Wallflower honestly my view is he's got an IQ of at least 135. Not to mention how much people appreciate content sans bullshit which reviewbrah does for us.

    • @freddyreyes2081
      @freddyreyes2081 7 років тому +2

      The Vegan Wallflower hi vegan wallflower

    • @VolkXue
      @VolkXue 6 років тому

      That's how stuff works.. The more you do them the better you get at it.. o,o

  • @Parkie355
    @Parkie355 7 років тому +215

    This guy would fit right in Twin Peaks

    • @craigroaring
      @craigroaring 7 років тому +1

      pretentious?

    • @Sonnyblack100
      @Sonnyblack100 7 років тому +7

      Parkie355 or lazytown

    • @wannabesofty7687
      @wannabesofty7687 6 років тому +3

      Parkie355 I keep thinking that too

    • @gotacallfromvishal
      @gotacallfromvishal 6 років тому +13

      the artist formally known as craig lastname naw more like agent cooper's long lost nephew who happens to love nothing more than bacon burnt to a crisp, pancakes stacked high, and a good cup of coffee.

    • @laurapajamas612
      @laurapajamas612 6 років тому +2

      My favorite comment so far 🙌

  • @iceandfire7653
    @iceandfire7653 7 років тому +808

    Sometimes I question my faith in God, this guy, he reassures me that God exists, he is a god.

  • @Miko-dy6ur
    @Miko-dy6ur 7 років тому +29

    Reviewbrah IQ level: ∞
    Jake Paul IQ level: 0

  • @Theworldisyouroyster156
    @Theworldisyouroyster156 6 років тому +43

    "That chilled me to the bone"😂😂😂

  • @godhasleft9545
    @godhasleft9545 7 років тому +80

    I get 1 soft taco, no cheese.
    2 soft tacos, no cheese.
    3, 3 soft tacos. No cheese.

  • @FlyingOverTr0ut
    @FlyingOverTr0ut 7 років тому +20

    This video title sounds like the name of a 70s social issues/scifi movie, like The China Syndrome.

  • @petah9749
    @petah9749 7 років тому +521

    You can make a religion out of this

  • @Keletho
    @Keletho 7 років тому +54

    Is this the creator of the universe...o_o

  • @chadeddie
    @chadeddie 7 років тому +451

    I know I shouldn't eat Taco Bell, but I have the hardest time not craving their beefy 5 layers. I could eat 6 of those in one go and still want more.
    I cried inside though when they dropped the verde sauce.

    • @CookieRaider1990
      @CookieRaider1990 7 років тому +22

      SneakyBeaver same bro that verde sauce was so good

    • @brock-182
      @brock-182 7 років тому +18

      SneakyBeaver I cried on the outside when they dropped verde

    • @chaosandrew2086
      @chaosandrew2086 7 років тому +2

      SneakyBeaver they still have green sauce, you just have to ask for it

    • @SwampfoxBirdseye
      @SwampfoxBirdseye 7 років тому +9

      Beefy 5 layer is best imo

    • @jojojaykay
      @jojojaykay 7 років тому

      Is that the burrito

  • @TomTom-sm7il
    @TomTom-sm7il 6 років тому +20

    I like how you wear suits and think really hard about fast food.

  • @stick2017
    @stick2017 7 років тому +76

    Why did I hear Japanese at the beginning

    • @TheScott223
      @TheScott223 7 років тому +40

      Autismo he had his shortwave radio tuned to a Japanese radio station

    • @RJT80
      @RJT80 7 років тому +6

      TheScott223 And just like that mystery solved.

    • @joshuasaillor2212
      @joshuasaillor2212 7 років тому +1

      Autismo ;)

    • @NemoHoes
      @NemoHoes 7 років тому +4

      Autismo he was maybe watching some hentai

    • @TheSnowysealstudios
      @TheSnowysealstudios 7 років тому +4

      It's a Chinese radio station he likes to listen to. He said on his own shortwave frequency radio show that it's very interesting to him

  • @hiei11993
    @hiei11993 7 років тому +62

    LOL that face at 13:13

  • @TomSmith-gw6fn
    @TomSmith-gw6fn 6 років тому +20

    I like when ReviewBrah gets into deeper, hard hitting investigative journalism like this.

  • @mazuko1988
    @mazuko1988 7 років тому +23

    Please do a review of the Beefy Fritos Burrito. I'm aware you reviewed the Beefy Crunch Burrito but they are two very different items. The BCB is nothing to the BFB. And why is it worth a fresh review? The addition of melted nacho cheese, addition of rice, and replacement of the taco salad chips with Fritos are the major changes along with removal of sour cream (which ruined the BCB). All still at the great price of $1. Don't even get me started on adding chipotle. Amazing.

    • @SwampfoxBirdseye
      @SwampfoxBirdseye 7 років тому +3

      Mazuko will def order next time thanks brah

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 7 років тому

      Mazuko
      Thanks for the suggestion

  • @gwadamier
    @gwadamier 7 років тому +61

    I hope someone in his life shows him love and hope he feels loved ❤️ I love you ReviewBrah

  • @CrimsonVisage
    @CrimsonVisage 7 років тому +1

    Thank you for making all these videos. I've enjoyed all of them and I look forward to seeing more! Keep up with the excellence!

  • @memelord3144
    @memelord3144 7 років тому +159

    Supreme gentleman

    • @coscorrodrift
      @coscorrodrift 7 років тому

      He looks more of a Gucci or Armani rather than Supreme but I'll take it

    • @furiousd123456
      @furiousd123456 7 років тому +1

      lmao supreme gentleman

    • @pichofiraviyah8492
      @pichofiraviyah8492 7 років тому +7

      I still reign supreme.

    • @SlenderSmurf
      @SlenderSmurf 7 років тому

      this isn't a mass shooting video tho

  • @lorimahe7918
    @lorimahe7918 7 років тому +41

    What language is at the beginning? Japanese?

    • @TheScott223
      @TheScott223 7 років тому +5

      Alexander James yes

    • @joet.5745
      @joet.5745 7 років тому +2

      Yes

    • @REVOisMYname
      @REVOisMYname 7 років тому

      Alexander James RB was at an Asian massage parlour

  • @dabrownminty6893
    @dabrownminty6893 7 років тому

    This I think is a problem all over a america. In one town there are countless taco bell resturants. It is helpful to go around town and see which locations are the best. I dont think Taco Bell managers around America realise what they own is beauty.

  • @JaimieNicole88
    @JaimieNicole88 7 років тому +25

    Boy you look like a lawyer about to go off on Taco Bell haha!

  • @dumbtaylor1808
    @dumbtaylor1808 7 років тому +21

    the way he threw those sauce packets😍

  • @neoleeharter2004
    @neoleeharter2004 7 років тому +1

    I'm back to the wierd side of UA-cam......"DARN"

  • @barefootgamer2706
    @barefootgamer2706 7 років тому +221

    Do you wear a suit in the shower, or in bed?

    • @LuisGarciaSprout
      @LuisGarciaSprout 7 років тому +52

      SweetnSalty or during sex

    • @konmicks
      @konmicks 7 років тому +40

      SweetnSalty all of the above

    • @netmatrix75
      @netmatrix75 7 років тому +21

      Some say the BOSS BABY movie is based on him.... but we all know him as reviewbrah.

    • @EdwardRodriguez26
      @EdwardRodriguez26 7 років тому +4

      Yes.

    • @ramsaybolton2975
      @ramsaybolton2975 7 років тому +1

      He wore striped pajama pants and a white tee to bed in one of his "day in the life" videos

  • @shanem2999
    @shanem2999 7 років тому +18

    The intro belongs in a Scorsese movie.

  • @TheGreatLegend007
    @TheGreatLegend007 7 років тому

    Sometimes when your hungry food taste a lil better 😂😂

  • @daniellabby8208
    @daniellabby8208 7 років тому +15

    The only man on earth who can say "conundrum" and make it sound cool

  • @taliadorr6261
    @taliadorr6261 7 років тому

    Iconic .

  • @bradleyglass5770
    @bradleyglass5770 7 років тому +16

    I like these random videos between food reviews

  • @NoStressNoTime
    @NoStressNoTime 7 років тому +29

    I subbed to you because of a meme I know it sounds retarded but Hearing you talk about taco Bell is actually pretty cool maybe​ you can also talk about stories about your restraint experiences good and bad

  • @madilynmathers
    @madilynmathers 7 років тому

    Whyyy donttt youuuu gettt theeee cheeesseee onnnn uuuurrrr taacoooos.......

  • @simonlundquist1633
    @simonlundquist1633 7 років тому +14

    I like the clock in the background. It never stops ticking. Reminds me of the endless slippage of time. Reminds me of the inevitability of death. Anyways, nice video Sir, very interesting conundrum.

  • @lamardavis3146
    @lamardavis3146 7 років тому +63

    13:13 woah you alright there buddy?

  • @flowersforbambi
    @flowersforbambi 7 років тому

    You're hilarious

  • @todd1591
    @todd1591 7 років тому +410

    The reason he wears the suit is because he's a Hitman

    • @evanhoesklamp7003
      @evanhoesklamp7003 7 років тому +8

      Spicy Boi dang. Now you got me thinking. Point made

    • @totsmygots32
      @totsmygots32 7 років тому +26

      The Evster it explains why he sleeps during the day.

    • @evanhoesklamp7003
      @evanhoesklamp7003 7 років тому +49

      Reviewer by day. Assassin by night

    • @LuvsicVI
      @LuvsicVI 7 років тому +2

      The suits actually hold in his power. If he unleashed it the universe would implode.

    • @sdaisyclaire
      @sdaisyclaire 7 років тому +3

      Spicy Boi If I remove the suit, will he die?

  • @jacob4189
    @jacob4189 7 років тому +23

    I don't know how this guy keeps a straight face while making these vids. No jump cuts or anything. What a boss

  • @matthewstrong1114
    @matthewstrong1114 7 років тому +1

    This guy reminds me of agent cooper from twin peaks!

  • @claytonmcmillan1096
    @claytonmcmillan1096 7 років тому +18

    I thought that clock noise was in my house lmao

    • @RJT80
      @RJT80 7 років тому +5

      CoolGuys R US Technically it was.

  • @JoseMunoz-wy8ji
    @JoseMunoz-wy8ji 7 років тому +11

    This is one of the few productive things you can watch in UA-cam. Nice

  • @kennethfielding1144
    @kennethfielding1144 7 років тому

    I really liked your video. It was a legit representation of my experiences as well. Good luck on your next vid.

  • @Tyler-le6ry
    @Tyler-le6ry 7 років тому +53

    im ready for reviewbrah to make a diss track on taco bell

    • @cidermouse
      @cidermouse 7 років тому +1

      Tyler Diss tracks are overrated and a shitty trend

    • @benrice8257
      @benrice8257 7 років тому +1

      how? diss tracks have been around since the 90s

  • @ContactingTheDead
    @ContactingTheDead 7 років тому +28

    *That video chilled me to the bone Reviewbrah.*

  • @Joeschroederdailypay
    @Joeschroederdailypay 7 років тому

    Whatever company he gives higher than a 9.2 rating their stock always rises

  • @xXxMontageParodyxXx
    @xXxMontageParodyxXx 7 років тому +31

    Better than VSauce

  • @nicholasfurnari8691
    @nicholasfurnari8691 7 років тому +10

    "3 soft tacos? No cheese?" *folds hands* Methinks some subliminal messaging is afoot.

  • @BBoyFureyu
    @BBoyFureyu 7 років тому

    That was a manager's pour right there.

  • @AyeVizeRsps
    @AyeVizeRsps 7 років тому +11

    I think he's kidnapped look at the sign behind him it says 'Hi' oh my god get this on dramaalert

  • @MrFindX
    @MrFindX 7 років тому +8

    I actually think Taco Bell has improved its brand over the past couple of years. Their power menu is something you should definitely try. They usually have a good portion of meat.

  • @PiousMoltar
    @PiousMoltar 7 років тому

    Hi

  • @dopezzera
    @dopezzera 7 років тому +23

    Henlo

  • @mrguapo6526
    @mrguapo6526 7 років тому +15

    U N D E R S T A N D A B L E

  • @Relish.
    @Relish. 7 років тому

    Thank the lords that you can speed up UA-cam videos on mobile now

  • @JardyRS
    @JardyRS 7 років тому +13

    baha blast is the nectar of the gods

  • @Am-pc8vk
    @Am-pc8vk 7 років тому +8

    Absolutely disgusting, I hope Tacobell fixes this issue immediately ☹️

  • @liamkran1415
    @liamkran1415 7 років тому

    Love these vids , keep up the content !