DSP SMASH!! - Controller Slams & More
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
- A big compilation/montage of Darksydephil abusing controllers, keyboards, and his coffee table among other camera-shaking shenanigans. Obviously not everything since it was tough enough to find the exact parts for some of these games... though there will certainly be a follow-up at some point.
Props to Yandere Maiden for creating DSP Tries It: The Slam Jam and all my fellow detractors whose videos helped me find so many of these moments in the first place.
Footage Used (all DSPgaming or its old sub-channels, parts if available):
2009
Street Fighter 4 Ranked Matches pt. 23
2010
Vancouver 2010 Demo Winter pt. 2
Heavy Rain (TIHYDP)
Heavy Rain: The Taxidermist DLC (TIHYDP)
Start the Party pt2
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow pts. 16-17, 42, 45, 50 & 52
2011
MvC3 Horrendous Lag Online Casuals pt. 20
Corpse Killer (The Best Survival Horror Game Ever) pt. 2
The Witcher 2 pts. 20, 34, 35, 36, 37 & 43
Duke Nukem Forever (TIHYDP)
Duke Nukem Forever DLC & Multiplayer (TIHYDP)
Catherine pt. 50
No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise pt. 19, 37-40 & 73-75
Deus Ex: Human Revolution pt. 116
Madden 12 Superbowl pt. 1
Madden 12 Superstar Mode pts. 1, 17, 22, 24, 28-32 & 36
Supremacy MMA pts. 1, 10, 14, 16, 20 & 26-27 (actually kept the original parts for these this time)
SAW pt. 15
2012
Silent Hill Downpour pt. 63 (final)
GTA Vice City pt. 31
GTA San Andreas pts. 69 & 151
Dead or Alive 5 pts. 4, 11, 15, 17-18 & 25-26
2013 & 2014
Bully Scholarship Edition pt32
Super Mario 3D World co-op pt. 63
USF4 Akuma Madness pt. 7
USF4 Hakan Madness pts. 6-7 & 10
2015 & 2016
Hotline Miami (May 2015 Indies Marathon) pt. 11
Scarface pts. 17 & 30
Audio Used:
(Intro) Carnival - Darkseed II
Space Jam - Quad City DJs (mixed with Hulk Smash (Remix) - Dokkaebi, Drumma Boy & Trak Mark)
Confession/Save - Dragon Quest VIII
1812 Overture - Tchaikovsky
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I have all of the footage for DSP Smash 2 set up, now it's just getting the footage all in order and some other finishing touches.
DaButthead you DA real mvp
I have been waiting for your masterpiece.
THIS SHIT IS FUNNYYYYYY
Great collection of videos dude 👍
How does he think slamming the stuff is going to make it work better!? LMAOOOOOOO what kind of environment was this dummy raised in?!
"I lost again because I can't do basic shit"
You know what? That's the smartest thing he's ever said.
Adam Kemp NO WAY HE SAID THAT, I NEED SOURCES, ID AND A RETINA SCAN FOR CONFIRMATION!
***** IT'S ALL IN THE VIDEO BUDDY. I'LL SEND A PHOTOCOPY OF THE RETINA IN THE MAIL, EXPECT IT IN 2 MONTHS BECAUSE SHIPPING IS FUN.
it was in the mvc3 part no?
13:40 (from USF4 Hakan Madness when he raged at losing to a Hugo)
DaButthead The amount of time and effort you put into these videos and comments is very impressive. Also slightly worrying.
DSP: *completely destroys the daylight out of his controller*
Also DSP: WHY IS MY CONTROLLER NOT WORKING
*SLAM*
Still not working.
*SLAM*
Still not working.
*SLAM*
Okay, now it's definitely broken.
*Throws controller at the wall*
Madmanmadison contrary to belief every time you hit something it causes damage, not repairs.
Execute Caveman Mode
"It's this controller, dood, it's bugged!"
"My keyboard isn't working and I don't know why." *Slams keyboard*
Really? I'm pretty sure that if you stop slamming, your stuff would still work. But then I'm just a troll, what do I know.
Dusting your stuff might help too XD
SanCheck well
for a troll, I like you!
at least he doesn't have a laptop slamming that might be a problem.... but again that guy burns 1000 of dollars of other people's money daily.... so i guess he can afford it :D
No shit, what an imbecile. I've been using the same $40 keyboard for PC gaming for 11 years now because I don't slam it and clean it once in a while lol
I wonder if he was using a wireless keyboard that needs batteries. Maybe the battery was dying
This is the single argument anyone could make against him going with direct capture, you can actually feel the controller slams in his camcorder LPs when the whole screen shakes like that.
Reyson129 Guy begs on stream on for money. Is he above faking rage to get views
Reyson129 I miss that so much
BloodRavenZX Phil is literally not above anything or anyone. Dirt has more value.
@@grumpypoof9648 difference to dirt is that it has potential to grow plants. Dsp makes shit....and it's the type that not even plants would use
Camera Phil is best Phil. No help from stream chat and more rage filled
DSP's fake laugh is the sound of a man who is crying inside
Mata-Metal Desu lol
Ack ack ack
@@dumbfoundedkiryu9468 snort
His snorts must be sniffles in gout
I've rarely seen a person with such a miserable attitude. No wonder he's pissed all the time.
Apparently, the best solutions to your problems involve breaking your own peripherals.
Great.
At least he doesn't take it out on his girlfriend like how LTG does.
Because he knows he cant get a new one if his daughter leaves, there's always a low self esteem girl who will like LTG, a ball of gout and sweat like DSP? Only Leanna
And you know this because? He most likely indeed DOES take it out on her also.
+TDS: Agreed. Abuse need not be physical.
Idk. I think his daughter panda lee is more of the man I the relationship. This tubby probably gets pushed around by her
I'm surprised he hasn't thrown any controller at his TV. You know he'd blame the game for it.
"Look, I broke my TV cuz the game is so stoopid! HUHUHUHUHU"
just thinking of that noise people call "fake laughter" makes me cringe over it. ick.
Ok but hes laugh actually sounds like "ackackack"
I also smashed my controllers - when I was 8 and immature.
Dr Ivo Robotnik
Yeah, breaking stuff doesn't have an age limit...
Dr Ivo Robotnik
Relatable
Dr Ivo Robotnik I smashed 6 controllers from 2011-2017.
I usually drop my shit on accident nowadays that's as aggressive I've ever really gotten
I smashed my controller to and I have broke a couple to. Lol
That ending was beautiful.
TehBreezy1 and now the crescendo!
YES
was laughing my ass off
TehBreezy1 tbh it was that funny
TehBreezy1 i love me some classical music
"Come on and slam"
Now, that is my jam.
Sachi from SAO Episode 3 Rip
That actually rymed.
Milo that'sthejoke.png
See, if DSP was a character and he was actually a good person irl, I'd be watching him, but after all this crap he's done, it's obviously not an act.
Cause stuff like this is classic. Great video, mate.
newLEGACY boy holy shit can you imagine if this was all just a character? that’d be insane. And imagine an alternate universe where Phil is actually a decent human being.
imagine an universe where phill is human.
Yea to bad he's a GIANT POS
He is a good person, laddie.
I used to think it was an act but, after all the controllers he's destroyed while continuing to e-beg for money like the pigroach he is, there's no way this is an act. "Dood my controller is bugged, gimme moaar money"
I AM GONNA FIND YOU, AND COOK YOUR BAHLLS !!
Zatlovie lol
That's a genius quote I'm using it
Zatlovie Bugged threat mechanics
Buffoonus Troglodytus fuck are you doing buffoonus
"Pressing everything on my fucking keyboard, and nothing's working."
Gee, I wonder why...
"Surely if I smash it more it will work better"
But he used to build PCs for a hobby and play Unreal Tournament you guys :o
He's also a pro fighting game player and probably one of the best gamers in the country.
Because he smashed his keyboard. How does this guy's brain work? It's like he smashes the keyboard but then wonders why it's not working despite the fact that he clearly smashed it. It's like eating a candy bar then wondering where the candy bar went and claiming someone stole it. The game is only bugged because Phil makes it bugged. He abuses the consoles and the controllers. Of course they are going to end up breaking. In the long run the biggest bugged thing in this entire video is DSP's brain.
"Now my keyboard's all fucked up. I don't know why it does this sometimes..." Yes he actually said that
I think he slams his controllers more than his "gf"
Never let this die
Koala-tea Khantent lmfao omg
Ooooooohhhh!
Koala-tea Khantent That's more of a burn than anything Morgana said to Ryuji
SASUGA JOKAHHH
*smashes controller* "why won't the controls work??!!"
It's Just Milk I Swear its almost as is peripherals wear out after being constantly smashed
It's Just Milk I Swear I've officially found the greatest username/icon combo on UA-cam
MY INPUT IS DELAYED
Man I don’t get why am laughing so much at this comment! 😅
Well that's what blind rage and reckless anger does to a Man he loses self Control and awareness until he calms down and the Man realizes his mistake and only has himself to blame
Blind rage is a bitch not defending dsp tho
This is one of the most therapeutic and hilarious things I've seen in a while. I didn't even know i needed this in my life, but I hope someday we can see a part 2 of this. The ending song was amazing.
DaButthead, you've outdone yourself once again.
The 0utsyder yeah he did a good job i love your videos their awesome.
D
Took the words right from my mouth
once DSP stops playing games these videos will stop
He made a part 2!
"I can see myself raising kids, that would be fun"--DSP.
For the sake of any children i hope he is sterile.
That one and ONLY instance I could 100% get behind a kidnapping. Phils kid, what a "great" environment to grow up in.
I feel like he'd just smash the kid on the table if the child pissed him off.
The day his kid is born is the day I call CPS on his ass.
I really worry about his future son. DSP has no knowledge of practically anything. The guy probably can't even operate a toaster. How can he possibly even raise a kid if he can't even act his age and whines constantly like a toddler and breaks everything he touches?
If he had slammed Panda-lee this hard she might not have left him!
LOL
Lmfao😂
How could you say such a thing? That's his daughter! XD
Deceased 💀💀💀
We all know he really wants to slam John Rambo. 😏
"I'm not blaming the game, ITS MY FUCKING PERIPHERALS!" Gotta love the anger he has in his voice when he cant blame the game.
9:21-9:24
Music: "now I suppose you hope the little black boy grows"
Phil: "Shut the fuck up!" *Slams controller saltily*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
*repeatedly slams electronics*
- Why doesn't it work right?
Looks like Phil's brain isn't the only bit of hardware that isn't working anymore...
Dolan Cleary That and his micropenis. Not without Leanna, anyway
13:40
Story of Phil's life.
DSP is so angry, The AVGN is telling him to calm the fuck down!
Damn, some of these are gold! Especially that MvC3 slam and rage at 3:18 almost made me spit my drink in laughter!
Well, no wonder he has no money! He keeps breaking his controllers!
We'll no wonder why he's known for his saltiness
Wow, this guy sure likes to break his own shit.
This was back when he could afford to break his own shit
Yozora Mikazuki to him it makes him like the angry video game nerd .. cept he is actually insane
And guess who pays for it.......
Broken equipment to broken friendships.
Just like we humans are destroying this World lol...
I don't know what's worse: the fact that he slammed the hell out of his keyboard at Witcher, like a 9 year old, or the fact that he uploaded footage of him doing nothing but.
That ending was nothing short of beautiful. XD
Raw unedited content. That's his mission statement and he sticks to it. Technical difficulties? Stuck in the same repetitive section for hours on end? Nope, not trimming this shit, it's all REAL and UNCUT. Because kwality khantent. Nothing he can do.
There are 3 videos on his channel that are literally just black screens. There's another where DSP didn't remove the "on break" image while he played the game, and one with 5 minutes of DSP trying to figure out how to turn off messages on the PS3
That ending is the kind of stuff that turns the average dsp video into a piece of fucking brilliance! Good job dood, laughed my ass off.
I hate people like this. Because he's doing something wrong and failing, he can't control his anger or take responsibility. Instead he lashes out physically and blames everything else.
Whatever man the controller would work if it wasnt
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhnnnnn~line
Detroit?
**SMASHES CONTROLLER**
"Stop doing that."
Yeah because hitting it again will make it stop what it's doing.
Pixelated Dreams I know your comment is 8 months old, but did you even watch the video? It clearly did work.
jiersk No, it doesn't work. Yeah, maybe temporarily, but it doesn't WORK. Maybe if he wasn't a fucking dickhead of a manchild and didn't slam his controller over a VIDEO GAME.
To this day, 12:29 is the angriest outburst I've ever heard from DSP! XD
"Everything is broken and I don't know why!" -DSP probably after throwing everything against the wall then plugging it back in upside down, I bet.
'I lost because I can't do basic shit!'
Well know what they say about broken clocks.
2:40 to 3:04 is the absolute best. He breaks the controller by slamming it and then fixes it by slamming it.
DSP Smash 2 is in the works but it'll take a while since I'll have to scour out more footage from playthroughs I'm not as familiar with. Feel free to refer or link me to more slams, instances of camera shaking action or him breaking shit in general (parts/exact videos would be nice, though listing just playthroughs helps too).
*UPDATE* Besides looking for the videos for some USF4 slams, DSP Smash 2 is about done footage-wise and will come out some time in February.
DaButthead DSP Smash might be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Cheers.
DaButthead His Assassins Creed Brotherhood playthrough has a couple of good ones
DSP earns like $60,000+ a year so he can just buy more stuff xD
I especially loved the ending. A+ for effort.
RADRAD's RAD Games The 1812 Overture but instead of cannons, controllers are used as instruments.
RIP all of the controllers, keyboards, camera, and the coffee table that had been destroyed from the wrath of DSP.
Thumbs up for the ending alone.
This idiot probably lost a few thousand bucks because of his anger issues. Nice video. Love ur editing especially the end was gold.
Dennis77X1990 imagine him losing all his money and then he gets evicted from his home and becomes the most hated bum.
@@Spiderotter we can only hope
Now he loses thousands @ chasing those Hogan's in WWE Supercard
"I don't wanna be a manager and pay my employees..."
wtf, Phil
I can imagine the massive street party that was held by DSP's long suffering neighbors when he moved out!
Excellent vid a real classic.
8:55 is the best “ 3 yard rush touchdown fuck you” 😂😂😂😂
"Here comes Edwards, Edwards with that touchdow- what happened!? My XBOX locked up!" Golden
Damn, that old Xbox Live home screen with the Halo 3 map pack ad was some good shit. i wish i could inject this feeling of nostalgia right into my veins.
12:29 Jesus
Amokie Seven When you go full manchild
That bit killed me
Couldn't believe that frustration. That boss can be very annoying but still has a pattern you can beat
Doesn't help he was trying so hard to get those bonus missions the whole time.
3:04 DSP as a parent
1:28 is honestly my favourite one XD
4:20 "I can't blame the game it's my controls"
At first I thought, my goodness! He finally blamed something other than the game... BUT the sad reality is that he still blames the wrong thing. He blames the damaged state of his controls when he should be blaming himself, the person who put his controls in that state in the first place.
dragonv0942
I would think he's fake...but I have a sibling who's EXACTLY like this.
that Hulk cosplay from DSP never fails to make me laugh with that ridiculous face he's pulling lmfao 😂
Shoutout to the dent heads who was watching this on DSP Reacts.
DSP said he wouldnt watch detractor content but here we are!!
Wow, this man literally has the thought process of a caveman.
"Me club thing until it work"
DSP: "He's got the most annoying voice!"
If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black, DSP.
0:10 Come on and Slam- *A WILD DSP HULK APPEARS*
11:26 - Yeah, and Konami is synonymous with 'fuckin' Kojima'. Nice logic there, Philly-boy.
COOK HIS FUCKIN BAWLS.
Smashes controllers to shit
Wonders why they're not working
Yep, that's perfectly senseful DSP logic right there.
Kwality Khantent.
FUCK THIS STUPID MISSION!
THIS MISSION SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
I GOT ROBBED!
WORK CONTROLS WORK!
STANDING FUCKING ROUNDHOUSE!
I think we know why DSP is going bankrupt and begs for tips, he's paying for new hardware and furniture weekly
I love his reaction to the 104 yard return and then seeing it change to "oh that was me? Oh that's okay then".
One of the greatest DSP compilation videos ever. I'm sad that it took me this long to find it.
it's amazing that this is before streaming where he had a chance to not upload this toxic raging but he took the time to transfer the videos to his computer and then upload the videos after he had time to calm down and think about how embarrassing this might be to throw hissy fits like this.
6:40-6:44 is he trying to be AVGN?
The fact that this guy may potentially become a father one day makes me sick. I hope CPS goes after his ass and takes his kid away.
Galaxyvoyager128 no such danger anymore now that Pandalee left him
8:47 * straps TNT to an Xbox and explodes it *
* doesn't work *
MODERN TECHNOLOGY MY ASS
I'm pretty sure I heard plastic shattering at 2:39. I swear, Phil goes through controllers the same way your average person goes through a roll of toilet paper.
If his hardware actually has "input delay" his constant slamming of his controllers is the reason for it
You know you're in for a truly magical time when Phil slams the controller more than once as in the cases of Castlevania Lords of Shadow and Supremacy MMA for example, bonus points if he also uses a catchphrase or 2 (horribly designed I pressed the button nothing happened nothing I could do or the bit more recent beginners trap etc)
I'M GONNA FUCKING COOK HIS FUCKIN BAWLLS. I died from laughter XDDD
Beautifully done. Holds up even 5yrs later.
“Wait a minute, are there hot black women in Belgium?”
-DarkSydePhil
What kind of question is that?
His hardware must be in perfect condition.
- beaks keyboard/controller
- acts surprised when it doesn't work
- blames game
- blames keyboard/controller
"DOOOOD"
*Sees video*
*Calls Controller Protection Service*
We need an F bomb compilation, DSP says f#$k more than any other word i think.
“My controls arent working!” *SLAM* “I can’t move!?” *SLAM* “Why is my keyboard not working??” *SLAM*
LMAO I died laughing
You know it's bad when the controller gets more wood than DSP's girl.
8:28 WHUT HAPPENED.... MY XBUX LUCT UP
I like how at 9:25 it sounds like we're just listening to someone with tourettes; nothing's happening on-screen, and he's just saying to himself, "Son of a bitch!"
“I’m not blaming the game ...”
😯
“... I’m blaming my peripherals”
😑
“Phil slams controller”
controller: OOF!
Hammer fists the keyboard, "why doesn't my keyboard work!?!?"
0:48 Top 10 Questions Science Still Can't Answer
Literally one of the best DSP rage videos in existence. This needs more views!
15:00
even his ragefilled statement went so well with the song.
*FUCKING FLAWLESS*
He really hasn't changed at all
Ive broken some controls before, once its broken its as if the anger just disappears.
And the regret sets in, realizing you just wasted money on something so dumb 😶
Is Phil the reincarnation of the Angry german kid?
TheArceusftw who knows? Maybe he is.
7:29 Phil gets angry several times and gets tired of listening to music.
* slams object *
oh wow it doesnt work properly anymore
* slams object more *
yeah cuz thats how you fix things 😂
Here's Edwards...Edwards with that touch down- what
Happened?
My xbox locked up!
*S L A M*
" Work controls WORK"....proceeds to smash fuck out his controller....wonders why the controls won't work
that compilation of controller slams right at the end was so perfect
"This fucking game pisses me the fuck off." Pretty much every game DSP has ever played.
Breaks his own stuff, can't figure out why it doesn't work
I love how he yells at the game like he's arguing with a referee
Let’s set up a “GoFundMe” for DSP so that he can finally get a “decent” keyboard.
> complains about controller not working
> damages controller in rage
> controller now not actually working
> rinse
> repeat
11:48 DSP SMASH!!!!!!