This is how you DON'T play MGS2.
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This is the guy that is responsible for the playthrough:
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You can find his second channel at:
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DSP finally puts addresses the MGS2 and 3 bullshit:
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Do you ever plan on making another This is how you don't play? If not, what do you think of all the other people that have done their own?
No.
nope
No
MGS2 was my first MGS.
I pressed the Shoulderbutton like 20 times before I realized i had to hold them down.
I was like 10ish and I still had fun figuring out the controlls.
TL;DR: 10 year old me had more mature and strategic attitude in figuring out controls than DSP.
I NEVER EVER throught the combat controlls were awful.
I just saw an intentional challenge like in SMB1. Balancing your abiltiies vs the enemy's abiltiies.
Another story: I had no idea how to use DS3 spells (my first DS) until I chose another starting class and learned how to switch left hand equipment. I still had lots of fun though.
Figuring out controlls feels like puzzling. That's fun.
When I was a kid, I had a cat who used to "hide" behind the living room curtains. He'd stand perfectly still, unaware that his paws and tail were all clearly visible.
For some reason, I was just reminded of that.
Jaspertine
Was your cat abused?
Animals do it all the time usually behind pillows to get comfortable
He was about as good at stealth than DSP.
ibro 03 no only his Paws and tail were visible the fact that any of his body is hidden means he is 100 times better at stealth then DSP
@@elephystry holy shit way to miss the point of the original comment
Dsp is the type of guy that would put out fire with gasoline.
+Anthony “TheTacoMan” Pierri till this day im astonished where he is. He's partnered with one of the worlds game networks and he had such a loyal fanbase. But with his lack of brains he doesnt realise what he now lost.
DSP:What?! How was I supposed to know it would explode? This is bullshit.
If he could press L2 to find the gasoline in the first place lol
+SolarstrikeVG I agree
Then he would go to the gas station to buy more gas and keep trying
"It doesn't autolock on his head. It should auto-lock on his head."
This quote fascinates me. In what fucking game does a gun just automatically lock on to a target's head? Wouldn't that remove any semblance of a challenge?
Is his Video still there? if yes can someone please Link it?
+Mr. Pilgrim Man... you made me... grown man... cry..... from laughter. Bwahahahahahah. Thanks man for great laugh. xdd
Red Dead but I wish it didn't shits annoying takes away and skill especially in multiplayer
Not on his head but still also yes I know this is four years old
@@learningguitarforchicks you know you can turn it off right?
"The gameplay isn't that complex"
>proceeds to fail at every game mechanic
Must be bugged
@@LauritzenLucas yeah gotta be glitched
must be controls
And this is why today's games have the complexity of a shape box for 3 year olds.Every MGS had superb controls and depth of gameplay , even Rising Revengeance. I wonder if Survive kept this up...
I love platinum games. Every hack and slash they put out is pure gold.
@@googleuser9383
boy do i have news for you about Survive...
I didn't even know Snake could die in Arsenal Gear.
Objection! You knew but because you are Phoenix wright I had to say objection!
+AWESOMEG4MERS9 Dis nigga serious, Mr. Wright?
+Grizzly
Play on Extreme... Snake dies so fast...
+GermanKraut Believe it or not, I actually just got the Big Boss codename on this game just two days ago. It's not as hard as everyone says it is, although I had to practice for it beforehand.
+Grizzly it's not hard when you get used to playing. But you're no going to get Big Boss rank first or second time.
17:53 "How could he see me when I was prone?"
Phil, if someone was crawling on the ground 3 feet in front of YOU in fine lighting, don't you think you'd see them and call them a fucking idiot?
masgames38 not to mention being a hole right next to him the guard een him through.
power rangers123 ?
masgames38 i ment he was prone next to a barrier with a hole that the guard can see through yet he claims it made no sense that he was seen.
power rangers123 Oh haha yeah... dumbass.
Yeah most of the enemies in this game may be grunts, but they're still part of the military, so they won't be programmed to be total idiots, like in MGS3 how even though you're in a box, they'll still check it out (maybe leaving the four parts of the opening exposed wasn't such a good idea)
"How do you use rations? How do you load?" the movie
"Every time something goes wrong, you turn around and place the blame on something else."
-"Colonel Campbell", 2009
True
Wasn't it Colonel AI (GW)?
@@DionSidneyyes
This video gave me Foxdie.
This is the funniest and most clever comment I've seen on here. Great job seriously I'm a huge fan of MGS and this was awesome to see. You made my day
FOX...
@@cpt.mcn00b36 DIIIEEE!
@@awesomehazimex7410 ...THINK AGAIN!!!
@@asincereman5297 I'm sure that if Snek would show this video to Liquid, Liquid would've infect himself with all possible stamps of FoxDie just to die for real
This dude has more alerts in one play-through than I've accumulated in my whole Metal Gear playing career.. Since 98 - Present.
Adam De La Huliniere Just started this video and won't be able to watch all of it currently, but I'll probably pass his alerts up in all of his plathroughs combined, as I've been working on the plats for 1-3, have well over 150 for MGS4 along because of those emblems! Stupid Chicken emblem...
BBE, anyone?
If Phil ever works up the audacity to play Death Stranding when it releases, I will pray that Evilaj does a video on it.
Including Rising? I wouldn't be surprised.
@@Shiro2809 No. That's different. You were actively trying to get the Chicken rank. That's fine. That's an entire achievement.
DarkSydePhil would make Johnny Sasaki look like The Boss.
I feel like the AI talking to Raiden at the end saying condescendingly: "You're so great, and you got here ALL BY YOURSELF!" is talking directly to Phil by sarcastically referencing him looking things up.
"hes such an emo" he was literally a trained killer at the age of 10
@HulaWars Yeah, that's why they called him "Jack The Ripper", right? And then, there was a callback to that in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance too, dude. I think after he met Rose, he stopped enjoying it and decided to stop or something, right? Because Solidus Snake raised Jack to be an experienced child soldier, having a similar background to Gray Fox, right, dude?
ACKTCHUHALLY...
@Frank the Bunny let's put this to rest. He knifed his first target as a protozoa.
@@lemon___1344 entertaining?
He went through a lot of suffering to get to this point
I really doubt anyone would actually want to be in his place
Doesn't change the fact that the VA went way too heavy on the melodrama. If you want to see a more accurate portrayal of a veteran breaking down, watch the last scene in Rambo 1.
I think he is the guy in the movies who doesn't pay attention and ask person nearby "WHAT JUST HAPPENED CAN YOU EXPLAIN IT?"
+MrPathorn And the 1st to die.
Probably goes to the movies to watch a sequel and constantly asks "who's that guy!?"
You mean cinemasins? lol
No, he's the guy who will say "that's so dumb, they never even explained that!"
Definitely
The saddest part is he thinks he's funny.
I just don't understand why he feels the need to try to degrade and joke about everything. I've never seen another UA-camr or streamer that tries so hard at every moment to be funny. It makes it even worse that he is the only one laughing at his own stupid attempts at jokes. I've watched quite a few of these earlier TIHYDP videos and it's the same thing. He's getting drunk while laughing at his own jokes, and it gradually transitions to him getting really irritated at the game because he's an idiot, but he just insults the game and the developers because he is too stupid to understand anything.
He actually is funny, when he’s failing at everything and raging like a little bitch. These days though he’s completely boring and he’s always begging for money on Twitch.
AlphaGorilla I mean this was all an act to gain fame by gaining infamy, but it didn’t work out in his favor at ALL lol
He's a "laugh at him" funny, not a "laugh with him" funny.
In other words, a lolcow
Ah yes... The video which started it all. February 15th, 2013: The day DSP was exposed to the internet for bein the hack that he is.
It was also the day that dsp was put on suicide watch.
Why would he do his Let's Play videos if he's not much a gamer himself? II just don't see the point...
Game Guy95 Oh no, he's a gamer...just not a very good one.
Stephon Zeno The only time I fail like him on a game is on purpose or because I did a mistake...But not *that* bad for Pete's sake. Sheesh...
Game Guy95 This guy took nearly an hour to figure out how to use a ration...to figure out how to hold down L2 and hit circle. No one can fail that hard.
The DSP Metal Gear Solid FAQ:
'I'm prone in front of a table how can the enemy can see me!? It makes no sense' - Because he's standing up, five feet away, and you're lying down next to a table in plain sight.
'This is stupid, I threw a grenade and it bounced.' - A grenade adheres to the laws of motion and gravity and will therefore bounce when thrown at point blank range at another object.
'This is so stupid, I don't know what to do! They do this in all MGS games, they don't explain how to beat the bosses and you have to work it out!' - This game was created before modern games go to the effort of pinning an instruction book on how to beat the game to your forehead with a nail gun.
'I was running towards an enemy behind a chain link fence and he saw me, this is so stupid. Then I tried to crawl along under neath a hand railing with a gap in it and he saw me. This game is bugged.' - Good god man.
'I was shooting someone with my back to the only entrance to a room and someone shot me from behind, this is ridiculous.' - Have you never left your house? How have you not died before now?
'There's no auto-lock on his head, this is ridiculous, it should auto-lock on his head. The First Person controls are so clunky'. - There's no auto-lock in real life either, deal with that. This is a stealth game not a FPS, done properly you'll only really use FP when already concealed, taking a target out at range, not sprinting around, doing cartwheels, trying to tear someone in half with gunfire.
'I didn't equip a chaff grenade and it was equipped. This game sucks.' - You did. You did equip a chaff grenade.
'I crawled into an open area, not using my first person view to scout ahead of me and ended up crawling into the feet of an enemy. There's nothing I could do, the game is fucking full of shit man, whatever.' - If this is what you'd do in real life in this situation, I pray you never procreate.
'I ran along a bridge, paying no attention to my surroundings and then got spotted and shot at. This is bullshit. Absolute nonsense.' - Have you forgotten you're infiltrating a heavily guarded area? Would you sprint into an army base swinging your dick around, doing cartwheels and expect not to get shot? Fuck me, there are single cell organisms with better problem solving skills.
'I forgot how to use the First Person Controls to shoot people and keep missing, this game sucks.' - No words.
'One of the main characters in the game literally stopped me playing the game to call me to tell me I couldn't wear an enemy uniform with an AK outside of an area I'm not in. I then wore it and it didn't work. Why?!' - So this character stopped you from being distracted by the game to tell you some important information, which you then ignored, immediately did what you were told not to do, and it didn't work? Must be a game bug.
'I died, and lost a rifle I had collected. I then spent longer trying to reload the game, complaining in the process, than I would have done retrieving the gun normally. This sucks.' - Oh that sucks, sorry to hear you're total dogshit at the game and your precious time was wasted.
'I killed and dragged an enemy into a room, left him sprawled out on the floor right opposite the doorway, then hid behind a box. I was spotted and killed. This is ridiculous and NOT my fault.' - You're lucky you made it this far. Pat yourself on the back and never play a video game again.
'I struggled to kill the Metal Gears during the boss fight because I didn't think to try different strategies. Even when the game puts two massive target-able areas on the Ray's knees, I still aim for the head and complain I'm getting nowhere. How was I supposed to know when I only shoot 1/3 of the target-able areas that I was doing something wrong? The game is shit.' - Monkeys can work through trial and error. Otters too. JELLYFISH CAN FOR FUCK SAKE.
Golden.
One of the most underrated comments in YT.
Actually, all these still holds true among other playthroughs that he has! Just change a little keywords here and there and it will still be golden 😅
Is there a discord roasting this guy. Yes I hope he doesn’t procreate
I like how the emotional rage in your words became more pronounced as the comment goes on. You can physically feel the anguish as you read.
That Olga boss fight made me want to fly to Phil's home and bitch slap him. How can someone be that bad? I wasn't even that bad the first time I played this game as a fucking kid.
I beat it my first time and MGS 2 the xbox version was my first MGS game. phil fucking sucks at Metal Gear.
I love how I keep seeing you comment in random videos.
Lol .
well at least I get a good view of how good the enemy ai is at closing in and finding you when you are hiding. that clearing camera is pretty cool too. I first played this game when I was twelve and it was pretty easy to understand after like an hour. I think Phil was grown in a tube
Holy moly I did not expect you on this legendary classic horror video lmao
Dude, this is ten years old and is still peak comedy gold. It's crazy how fast time flies. I will forever cherish these memories.
10? Try 20
@@mattyoung7318the video is 10 years old
Couldn’t have said it better cheers
I remember I would watch these with my mate at my parent's house. We both grew up playing MGS2 and found it hilarious watching someone fail this poorly.
@nightw4tchman Yeah, man, that sounds awesome. I grew up playing MGS2 as well, and when I first saw this video, I was confused, but then laughed the entire time when I saw just how bad he was at the game. It's nice to know that others have these kinds of great memories with media I've come to love.
The best part is not only is it all in the instruction manual, but Otacon gives a long winded explanation of the controls in the game right at the start
15:53 Turns to face enemy. Takes out his can of coolant. Priceless.
'Freeze!'
+Angus leeson LMAO
+Angus leeson LOL
if he wasnt so stupid he could have atleast sprayed the guy with it lol
@@angusleeson8288 amazing
Jesus, he doesn't understand that "Tactical Espionage" is more important that "Action".
This guy probably still doesn't understand what "espionage" means to this day.
You guys not understand the idea of freedom within play? You guys a assholes
He thinks it is an action game but Metal Gear Solid 2 is completely a stealth game he is an idiot when it comes to playing games!
The fun of MGS is that stealth is just as viable as action, but stealth will always be more satisfying not to mention being the safer and smarter approach.
@@woodmansteve6760 While it is perfectly feasible to play the game by systematically taking out your enemies using guerilla warfare, what Phil is doing is not so much "freedom of playstyle" as it is just being an idiot, complaining about how unrealistic it is for his enemies to take more than one shot to go down (when he shoots them in their limbs), when he would also complain (probably even more) if he and his enemies BOTH only took one or two well-placed shots to die (like in real life).
Can he use the restroom on his own?
"It doesn't tell me how to use toilet paper!"
Havahahahaja I’m crying
Bet he doesn’t even know how to use the 3 seashells
How do I excrete?
29:56 Fatman calling Phil slow as he dawdles around the bomb is the pinnacle of comedic timing
"How can he see me when I'm prone?"
My thinking as someone who has never played any of the MGS games: Going prone is probably for moving in a less noisy way, to hide behind sufficiently tall objects, to fire more accurately with larger weapons and to get through tight spaces like vents.
DSP's thinking seems to be: Going prone is a stealth thing, so when I'm prone I should be invisible.
Going prone is a good idea for hiding in MGS 3,Peace Walker,MHS 4 and MGS 5. But only because those games have camos. In MGS 1,2 and others have no advantage in hiding when you prone.
Arthur Mota except for all of the areas in which there are tables, vents, desks, and other cover you can hide underneath while prone, all of which are extremely common throughout all games in the series. Going prone is just as much of a stealth tool as anything else in your arsenal, in all games, as long as you know how to use it properly, which DSP doesn’t.
@@blackmantis1511 I mean in this case about hiding in plain sight.
Edit:And DSP is like a dog,he thinks "if I can't see the enemy,the enemy can't see me"
Arthur Mota Ah, my apologies I misinterpreted your comment as general advice. Yeah, the way DSP plays is idiotic, but then again, what else should one expect from an idiot.
@@blackmantis1511 At least we get a few laughs at him suffering
This is the kind of guy, who goes and reviews 1 star because "it sucks".
Every game over:
Colonel: Raiden, what's wrong? Raiden? Raiden?!
Raiden: I'm controlled by an imbecile!
Anybody know the Phrase "Don't hate the player, hate the game"? You'll forget about it now because of this abomination of a playthrough
+Jack Sanchez actually i hate this player and im proud to say it. If you want see reason... uh.. which one?
Actually, this phrase pretty much NEVER has any good use in gaming in particular. It's even a poor excuse for individual's bad behaviour in society, politics, economics.
HOWEVER, in this very case it's actually spot on. The "game" here is that this guy called DSP can post terrible demonstration of lack of common sense (not to mention skill and reflex) at playing games on his ad-supported channel, and he gets paid for it, because people watch, comment, subscribe, post on their social media, even donate to him directly. That is the real game. That the mindless consumer enables this guy's behaviour.
This guy is the most egregious MGS player I've ever fucking seen.
Fighting terrorism with a fire extinguisher had me fucking rolling
Wow, I never knew that if you died in first person it did the shattered lens thing.
Thanks for teaching me about that, DSP.
I've also never seen Snake die in Arsenal Gear. Wow.
***** knock him out in the tunnel when you get the sword and you can shake him down for a dog tag what name is on it is based on what difficulty your on
christruman98 That one I knew about.
That effect only happens in the tanker chapter as there’s theories around tanker being you playing as raiden in VR simulating what snake actually did
I wonder how this guy made it here in life. How did he manage to rent an appartment, make food, purchase things, get a job? How can he even upload something to UA-cam?
By the way, don't you just love how his solution to every error he makes is to let himself get killed and start over? *sigh*
"What!? I didn't know I'd have to pay rent! This is bullshit!"
Wonder how DPS would rant about your MMU, Phil... XD I'd pay to see this happen
***** Ha ha! He would probably ragequit and hate the game. MMU is quite challenging. Especially for this guy. : ) But I doubt he would play it, since it's not a popular commercial game...
*****
This is what I originally thought. At first this reminded me of CopperCab, who was an obvious troll. But after having seen a lot of stuff from DSP, I'm not so sure anymore ...
how do you know his parents dont live with him, being fed through a food-tube, and has to get is ass wiped by his mom
i think Kojima should've added a new difficulty for this guy, European easy
Western Worthlessness
@@solarstrike33 the game changes the control scheme to one where every button just wins the game for you
"Connecticut Easy"
I’m dying at these lmao
Conman Casual.
26:50
"I haven't activated the radar, but yet, I can't see any enemies on the radar. Shit game."
the definition of insanity:Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
Just exactly...This doesn't work, so let's try again the same thing in the same way...WTF???
"Snake runs out into the open and gets owned like a fucking idiot."
And what have YOU been doing this whole playthrough?
My god DSP's laugh makes me want to end my suffering.
ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
Legendary hero Snake tells Phil, "Don't fall behind."
What does Phil do? Runs as far behind as he possibly can.
Sucking at the game is bad
blaming the game is stupid
blaming the controls is retarded
blaming Kojima is simple-minded
shitting on the beautiful ending song that DOES fit the game...this requires capital punishment.
Phil's logic is, if there is 4 guards shooting at me with machine guns, certainly a tranquilizer gun will take them down instantly!
I just wish he were playing on Very Easy or Easy, because Normal just doesn't fit him.
26:00 "RAAAAIDEN!!!" Even Campbell is sick of you dying.
When we hear in the news about another famous seppuku in Japan, we will immediately know that Hideo Kojima has just watched this gameplay.
seeing phil insult this game is like watching an abusive parent insult their talented kid.
DSP must think "Tactical Espionage Action" means "Generic Third Person Shooter"
Phil would make a great game journalist
Calls Raiden an emo.
Cries and whines whenever possible.
#DSP Logic
When ever I feel like I am doing terrible in a game I just watch some DSP and I feel better about myself.
Well to be fair I died a lot of times too on my first playthrough of MGS2... But mostly on purpose because everytime I was sighted I just felt like I didn't play properly and retried to make sure I'm not seen at all. Yeah I died a fuckload of time...
even if you didn't you would die a lot on your first run but this is just utter stupidity
"do i use rations in codec mode" lulz
22:21 "phil... Phil never changes" I was fucking rolling that comment was gold.
"What? How am I getting hit???"
He's kicking you, Phil.
THIS GUY AND HIS FUCKING DEEP AND INSIGHTFUL ANALYSIS WHILE THE CREDITS ROLL. EVERY GOD DAMN WORD OF IT. HOW CAN YOU BE SO FULL OF SHIT. HOW.
It's unbelievable how a stranger on the internet playing videogames would get me so riled up. It's a phenomenon.
One of the best games of all time reduced to... this. Ugh.
I used to think nothing was worse than playing an awesome game poorly... but now I see the light.
Blaming an awesome game for your own stupid mistakes. THAT is worse.
Preach.
I wouldn't call this one of the best games of all time.
It is a good game, but not quite THAT good.
It's still painful to watch DSP struggle through this.
+Zelousmarineinspace What do you mean "not quite THAT good"? It had a great story, great characters, great writing, great gameplay, great music, superb voice acting and superb graphics for a game in 2001. The graphics of this game is better than the graphics of Grand Theft Auto 3, which came out in the same year. Sure the controls haven't aged well, but like i said, the game came out in 2001, what do you expect?
Xxandrew01 " great story, great characters, great writing, great gameplay, great music, superb voice acting and superb graphics"
THAT'S THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN ALL WEEK
Zelousmarineinspace
Ah, look me guess, your a fan of Call Of Duty or some shit like that right?
Why doesn't he play on easy?
Because Phil thinks he represents the average gamer (one of the funniest things ever to come out of Phil's mouth) and thus puts it on normal
Jack Hazardous Why doesn't he play on *Shit For Brains* ?
brayden campbell DSP difficulty. Enemies don't attack.
Cant belive we'd meet on a video like this tbh
He does play on easy in some things, mostly he plays normal difficulty, NEVER plays hard. He still fails miserably on any difficulty setting though. However, modern games are so fucking easy nowadays that playing on anything less than hard is just pathetic.
His Witcher 3 playthrough was so bad. He made a masterpiece of a game look like trash. He played on normal difficulty, which in that game basically means you can just close your eyes and smash buttons, and you'll still win. Seriously the whole playthrough was him pressing square.
That game has 4 difficulty settings.
There are four levels of difficulty:
Just the Story! (Easy)
Story and Sword! (Normal)
Blood and Broken Bones! (Hard)
Death March! (Very Hard)
Playing on anything less than "Blood and Broken Bones" is just laughably easy, no need to make a proper build, no need to use oils, no need to strategize and prepare for combat, just smash square and circle and you win.
I played on hard first, and death march very hard on NG+, it was a blast and actually feels like accomplishing something.
Phil doesn't care about that, all he cares about is pumping out videos as fast as possible for views. He doesn't respect or care about the story, gameplay, or the artform as a whole.
You can tell by the way he talks, that video games are just an annoying obstacle he has to put up with to get views and money.
Urrgh.. so annoying.. of course Kojima gets credit. Credit where credit is due! I haven't even played those games because I know I stink mightily at stealth based games but I can still appreciate the writing and emotional moments and challenge the series seems to offer.
Maria Isabella It's like, I don't think he understands that the stuff Kojima's getting credit for aren't fluff jobs, like some people getting exec. producer credits. These are legit things he did that contributed to production. The jackass.
6:50
*assault team comes around corner*
Snake: FREEZE!
lol'd
Wowwwww, this makes me feel way better about my gaming abilities.
Makes a casual gamer who at least knows something like a god :v
Long cutscenes are literally the first thing people associate with Kojima. If you don't have the patience to sit through them, then you shouldn't even be playing his games in the first place. That's like someone with a severe dairy allergy walking into an ice cream store.
Let's break this stupidity down to arcs
Arc 1- How do i use the rations!?! how dumb!
Arc 2- i didn't equip the cool-ANT!? this sucks!
Arc 3- why can everyone see me when i'm out in the open and/or running in front of enemies?!? this is so dumb!
Arc 4- I can't diasarm dis bahmbs!?! this is bad!
Arc 5- why can't my fists stop alarms?!? this is stupid!
Arc 6 - why can't i quit!? this is balls!
Arc 7- but i don't have the M9 that's clearly in my inventory! this is so stupid!
Arc 8- why does she keep geting blown up?! hang on let me ignore this codec of snake explaining there are bombs on the bridge while i cry about how stupid this game is!
Arc 9- i got a sword that deflects bullets, dur hur hur, now to run head first into a gun fight with my tranquilizer while snake does all the work! this is so dumb!
Arc 10 - why are there targets on the ray's legs?! eh, i'll just shoot there heads only, only took 10 minutes to kill 2 rays! this is so balls!
Arc 11- credits! time to be a HUGE hypocrite & backpeddle!
so you bump into a soldier in your clothes come off. It's supposed to simulate the idea of the soldier being able to tell you're a fraud when you're close enough for him to tell.
I remember being 11 years old when this game first came out and on my first play through I wasn't this bad lmao!
Brig dsp is fucking terrible at this game I was Five Years Old and I beat the game in like 2 days LOLZ
the fact that DSP is a 30 year old guy makes this all the more embarrassing for him lol
Much too true dawg
Same I was in the 5th grade lol. Collected all the dog tags and beat extreme mode.
I was 11 when I completed my first playthrough with what, only 12 alerts? I watched centerstrain's playthrough and knew alot.
"How is my M9 Bullet full? I don't have a M9."
_Literally is HOVERING OVER THE M9 OPTION on the Weapon Menu_
Imagine if DSP attempted the VR missions for this game...lol
SOPA and PIPA. Ah I remember that. Seems ages ago when they were a big thing.
They still are, it's just that no-one gives a shit anymore
He's intentionally not pressing the L2 just so he can keep blaming the game.
If he isn't, that is single if not the most frustrating thing ever to see and hear.
Nice to come back to a classic fail.
"It should auto-lock on his head, and it doesn't."
How are you gonna tell us what a PS2 game should and shouldn't be doing? This is Phil's mentality in a nutshell. He doesn't have to adapt to the game's mechanics; the game's mechanics have to adapt to him.
His lack of common sense is on full display. "I'm bleeding all over the floor, but I'm disguised so why doesn't it count?"
Game: "Use your goggles to see claymores on the bridge."
*explosion*
"Huh? What's going on? Is there some type of explosive on the bridge? I don't get it, I'm so confused."
DSP Logic: A Soldier is coming lets lay on the ground and hope he doesn't see me.
more logic: if i'm crawling on the other side of the rail that the guard is staring at, the guard can't see me
DSP makes me cringe....."can I use the rations in codec mode??" Jesus...being a huge MGS fan and watching his playthroughs makes me facepalm so much.
Didn't know Metal Gear Solid was a beat-em up series.
He's the problem with games. "It doesn't explain how to do it how do you do ittttt waaaaah"
I agree. The only game I've really enjoyed for XO/PS4 so far is Alien Isolation, because it's one of the few games for that console that doesn't hold your hand
People like DSP are the reason most games these days are designed for idiots
+Mark Mason basically. He's whining how it's too hard to shoot a man... This not fucking cod?
+Mark Mason mgsv?
He evilaj2010 You may want to download all your work. DSP is starting to flag the this is how you don't play videos.
I never deleted my videos so you got nothing to worry about.
he can flag all he wants phil cant understand basic controls so i doubt the intricate fields and documents of law are so far out of his ability to comprehend that if i showed technology from today to a mesopatapian from 12000 years ago they would have a better chance of understand it without my help then phil does how copyright laws work.
***** If in the event that something does get removed by either Phil and/or Machinima due to 'copyright', don't be afraid to counter-notify the strike. Phil's too pussy to take it to court. Loophole (made TIHYDP Minecraft) and SebastopolQueen (made TIHYDP Bloodborne) did the same exact thing for their strikes and they got their videos back no problem.
+piscespeter3 UA-cam just deletes shit. They don't give a fuck.
Also you can upload it to some russian server if it will be ever taken down, they don't care about copyrights.
143,000 people are subscribed to this man. One hundred and forty three thousand people are eager to watch this man record video games with his camcorder, snort constantly, laugh at himself saying the word "balls", and scream at games he's awful at. Just think about that for a bit
And yet, in spite of those ~143,000 subscribers, he struggles to get even half of that number in views, even on the most anticipated games; even after two months, his first GTAV LP video (i.e. the one that anyone who cares about the LP will watch) only has around 58,000 views.
Think about THAT for a bit.
TerminatorHIX
it took the release of two expensive next generation consoles and their exclusives to get a couple thousand more views than normal.
That just reinforces my point. If the first new consoles in 7 years can't generate more than a few thousand extra views for his channel... well, interest in DSP's content can't be that high, can it?
😂
90 iqs are gullible marks. think about that for a bit.
came back to watch again for the 4 year anniversary
haha likewise
Still watching lol
Happy 10th Birthday.
I think there was a known issue in the HD remake as well where Snaked died a lot more than he was supposed to in the Arsenal Gear fight. I remember it practically never happening on PS2 but it happened multiple times to me on the PS3 version.
Really? Snake didn't die once for me on that part during my playthrough of HD.
Gggmanlives Out of the thousands of times I've played both versions on all difficulties, he only dies when I'm fucking around
Doop Dank Doodle
Thousands of times? Yeah alright.
You got me, it was less than a thousand
Doop Dank Doodle your an a fucking fraud
The TIHYDP that started it all.
what does that mean
It stands for "This Is How You Don't Play". It's basically a montage of Phil's worst moments of playing a particular video game. They have been spreading around UA-cam like crazy ever since this video came out.
Indeed. And it's nice to see all these old comments eveyrwhere too
Zach Lawless
ALL of his moments are the worst moments.
Fast-forward 5 years, and he's not the only channel with several compilations like these.
*coughGameGrumpscough*
But man. I remember playing MGS2 when I was 11, and despite dying a few times because of my tiny babby hands I managed to get pretty far in the game until my uncle found out i was playing one of the "forbidden games" (the other one was silent hill, which traumatized me so badly as a child that i chucked it out of the window - literally. I was grounded for that, rightfully so.)
Welp, i played mgs2 at 8-12 years old and i swear...i practically learned the movement patterns, item usage and controls meanwhile that dumbass gamer cant even do anything... silent hill i never tried it yet though but should i get the newer ones or the classics?
@@a.s.g8334Definitely play 2,3,4, and Shattered Memories. 1 aged but is still a good game, so play that too if you want.
my fav part is when he runs face first into a guard, throws a grenade at him and starts punching.
Then he complains that the alert started.
***** So I know what sort of game we need for you now. Three buttons do everything, one to move in whatever direction the next objective is automatically (Crouching and jumping are automatic) one to shoot (Don't worry about aiming, it headshots everyone automatically) and a third button to screw the brains out of every hot chick in the game, to satisfy your bro-drooling. Finally, the game will tell you over and over again, just so you know, that you have whatever weapon is best suited to the situation at hand. In addition, the tips will be delivered onscreen in big red letters. Also the game will provide you with free Mountain Dew and Cheetos to aid your belching. Oh and the entire soundtrack is dubstep and there are no cutscenes.
Matt Sampson
If there are no cutscenes, what would be the pleasure of the third button?
Matt Sampson But he will still lose!
We all know he won't figure out the controls and will complain
DSP needs a game where every button automatically wins the game for him
He obviously didn't know playing Metal Gear required a brain
MrBandicoot
He didn’t have a brain to know that with!
@@elephystry He's literally NEVER had a brain to begin with!
"This is METAL GEAR SOLID not METAL GEAR Rambo"
I love that comment.
As soon as Phil saw you could cartwheel, his eyes lit up, his mind adrift with all the first person shooters that allowed you to make ridiculous movements with ease, and assumed the game was a movement shooter.
30:02
I love how he thinks the game should auto-lock to an enemies head lol. I can't think of one game that auto-locks to an enemies head specifically.
Repeated stupid mistakes by DSP include:
1) Forgetting the controller has left shoulder buttons.
2) Trying to punch the guards over and over again.
3) Hardly ever using First Person View.
4) Not running away from the guards and hiding in Alert phases
5) Moving around prone in plain sight 3 feet from guards
6) Not paying attention to the Soliton Radar.
7) Standing in the middle of rooms when the guards come for a Clearing. One of the rooms in Strut F he kept dying in over and over again to the Clearing had a vent to the right to hide in.
8) Pure Impatience
9) Running around like an idiot never planning his movements.
10) Doing the same thing over and over again
Things that he did better on:
1) On a few occasions he managed to discreetly snap some guards necks.
2) He seemed to figure out you could pick up the Claymores by crawling over them
3) And I can’t think of anything else lol
4) blaming the game whenever he died
"I didn't equip the coooolant..."
A quote up there with "WHY AM I TOXIC!?"
Its like watching an elephant with a firetruck anally raping it trying to sneak through the front door of the White House with an AK-47.
honestly it would probably get in more easily cus id be scared shitless and be running for my life if i saw an elephants junk rubbing a fire truck while he waved an AK in its trunk.
Funniest comment I read all day have my like sir
Holy god... the first thing DSP tries to do when he gets caught as Raiden is to constantly keep cartwheeling into a group of guys with riotshields...
Guy is the smartest player ever........................................NOT.
*Mental Gear Solid 2: Sons of Howthefuckdoiusemyrations*
Honestly I’ll admit the controls are pretty tricky in the older MGS games, but actually ABSORBING AND LEARNING THEM and getting good is the most satisfying part of the gameplay, and clearly he couldn’t do it LMAO
First Person Mode saves SO MUCH time and patience. If I ever got caught and they brought the shields in, I'd get the USP/Socom and just rapid fire to shatter their shields.
Then I'd switch to the M9 because I still didn't like to kill the guards. That, plus killing guards during alert just spawns more, but knocking them out or tranquilizing them does not.
How nice it is when a vid ridiculing DSP has more views than he has subscribers... Some moderate faith in humanity restored!
what are you talking about? i play mgs2 like this all the time!
my favourite part is where you do the sniping mission with captain price
i love how he thinks that if hes prone he thinks he is invisble
This aged like fine wine
I will be honest guys, this really is guilty pleasure to watch. Don't get me wrong, he plays like absolute shit, and is literally the definition of scrub but if I'm stressed or need some laughs out of me, I watch these vids to get a kick out of it...can't see why anyone else would watch these vids
No no, i totally get you. Like take his Dark Souls playthrough for example. While everyone seemed to get more and more frustrated at Phil for his utter incompetence, i found myself having more and more fun with the increasingly stupid things he did.
Too bad he only made it to Blightown before that stupid livestream shit.
Ironically, DSP, you are the best argument for Censorship on the Internet.
Absolutely not, these videos are legendary comedic material for years to come. If he wasn't allowed to make a fool of himself, we wouldn't be here laughing at how absolutely rediculous this man is at playing video games.
*Metal Gear Solid: Tactical Espionage*
DSP: "Espionage? I don't know the meaning of the word."
DSP translation:
Weird controls: "there are too many buttons and options and my barely developed brain can't handle it"
Oh look, more insults to Kojima by DSP.
twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/502660085379006465
That's our good ol' Phil...
Are you gonna make a version for ground zeroes or phantom pain
Fuck Kojima. Why does he think unequipping a uniform is good game design?
***** Phil, no offense, but, if you really wanna learn how to play your games, try every button or check the game's manual.
filipeflower It's not the real one, Einstein.
12:40 You know you're dumb as hell when even Cirno calls you dumb 😂😭
Every time I skip to a random time Phill is in alert mode LOL