No I think he’s referring to the word dick itself, that he likes the sound of it because after the hound says “bet you do”, Tormund said it’s pussy for him and he ends up talking about Brienne.
Ownzee NO SHIT SHERLOCK, ofcourse Tormund was talking about the word and not being homosexual. The Hound knew what he was trying to say but purposely misunderstood to infer that Tormund liked pleasuring men sexually. Have you never met a man? Its called banter, we like to wind each other up.
Actually he says he would have killed 7 of them in his younger days just to kill the 1 hanging to the left, then they tell him he's getting old, to which Sandor replies "he isn't" and kicks the log over from beneath the left guy's feet, then the middle guy pleads for his life, to which Sandor shut ups quickly with another swift log kick. Then he takes the middle guy's boots. Not the yellow cloak though, too gaudy and effeminate for Sandor.
@@patrickdevlin4060 OP's quote is also correct, and came a few seconds before yours and vipers. It was said right after he went to kill the first guy with his ax and Thoros grabbed it and told him "we're not butchers". When he says " we all bloody die, except this one here" he was referring to Beric Dondarrion
Thats a good composition. robert is a solid tank that can take alot of hits for the team,only and tyrion and great supports with strong damage...and the hound and bronn are raw killers by every mean.
Aww, Sandor Clegane. He's grown to care about other people and want to serve a greater purpose, but he's still that hilariously belligerent bastard that became one of my favorites in season 3.
He is easily one of the most realistic characters on the show. He likes killing, he likes killing when killing needs doing, and he is one of the best at it. Politics has failed him, trust has, loyalty has, and all he has left is his heavy sardonic sense of humor, the will to live, and A BIG FUCKING SWORD
What about him talking to Gendry North of the Wall? "Stop your whinging!" Gendry:"I'm not whinging!" Hound:"Your lips are moving and there's sound coming out, your whinging" Gendry:"they sold me to a red witch that wanted to kill me" Hound:"this one here (point to Beric)has died 6 times, you don't hear him whinging!"
@@brittanyscott5017 so do I. He was my favourite character from the second he came on screen... My heart sank during the fight scene (especially when Gregor had his thumbs in Sandors eyes) and I cheered a little bit when he charged at Gregor, that stopped as soon as the wall collapsed. It was poetic that it had to be fire at the end.. although the fall would've killed him outright.
You're with Brienne of fucking Tarth? Well, I'm not with her yet. But I see the way she looks at me. Like she wants to carve you up and eat you're liver? (Gasps) You do know her. We've met.
"You've got real powerful magic to figure that out. The Lord of Light whisper that in your ear? Its snowing Thoros, its windy... Gunna' be a cold night." kills me every time.
such a good part, my other favorite, is when arya stops the hound killing the man "your so tough scaring little girls and beating old men, well i know a real killer, he could kill you with his little finger" The hound "that him" Arya *puzzled* "no" the Hound "good" *continues* *to* *pursue* *him* .
3:49 "its cold" "you must have some real powerful magic to figure that one out. did the lord of light whisper in your ear; its snowing, its going to be cold" im dying! lol!!!!
3:15 - you cut away from probably one of his best lines there! ..."Who approaches the Bloody Gate?" - "The bloody Hound!" Quick, witty, and perfectly sums up his contempt for all that lords and knights bullshit he'd grown so tired of...
I'm glad that the GOT writer's are letting The Hound, use some classic Scottish insults onscreen. Rory, has obviously been telling them insults, We Scots use.."Shut Yer hole, You!" is said here in Scotland All the time! Class
You forgot the one when he tells Gendry to "stop whinging". Gendry: I'm not whinging. Hound: Your lips are moving and you're complaining about something... that's whinging. This one's been killed six times, you don't hear him bitching about it.
The hound is really cute sometimes.. He makes me sad when hes talking about playing with the toy.. when Gregor pushed him in the fire.. and when he buried the guy and his daughter.
He knows that if Sandor wanted to he could have walked up and murdered him long before anyone could stop him. Also, Sandor was the closest thing to a friend Joffrey ever had and he just told him off. That hurt Joff more than anything ever had.
@@JorraneRei coz they had the books to go on. Season 8 was rushed before George Martin finished the last book and it just shows how shit and lazy the writers on GOT actually were. It had all the potential to end as the best TV show in history but season 8 was so bad it ruined it's whole legacy
I just now realize that the girl and the man they were eating and '' praying '' with where the dead bodies they later found in this cabin. It's sad that Sandore was right about them dying.
@@michaelruggles9441 right! He said the winter would kill them but winter had just started, they wouldn’t had die so early if he had not stolen everything they had
I had to delete the video on the end screen because of copyright reasons
thank you for proving to me that sandor is indeed the best character in this show
What's the dubstep song at the beginning
"If any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!"
I'm fucking dying over here. The best.
Well I hope you're not dying with your sword being clean...
Yes Nylan, you are....
How clean is your sword, James?
I hope it's not with a clean sword
James McDonald (drinks water spits it out) Fuck the water bring me wine. [He said it in the most calmest manner to]
"Tougher girls than you tried to kill me." Aww he's a proud papa
Jeannie Traverso he’s not talking about Arya, he’s talking about Brianne of tarth...or both.
actually he's referring to brienne. not arya
"Girls". Plural.
Jabber Ranggal I think it is Arya he’s referring to
Def talking about brienne 100 percent
Arya: People dislike this video.
Sandor: Of course they dislike this video.
Arya: Lots of people dislike people's videos.
Sandor: Lots of cunts.
Noice.
"Dick. I like it."
"Bet you do."
Gets me every time.:)
I think maybe when Sandor went for the synonym of "cock" that Tormund thought of chicken.
Probably the unfunniest thing he’s ever said
yes funny
No I think he’s referring to the word dick itself, that he likes the sound of it because after the hound says “bet you do”, Tormund said it’s pussy for him and he ends up talking about Brienne.
Ownzee NO SHIT SHERLOCK, ofcourse Tormund was talking about the word and not being homosexual. The Hound knew what he was trying to say but purposely misunderstood to infer that Tormund liked pleasuring men sexually. Have you never met a man? Its called banter, we like to wind each other up.
How could you leave out "you're really gonna die over some chickens?"
"Someone is"
you missed the best one
Sandor:Hanging? Whats the punishment in that?
Thoros:They die
Sandor:We all bloody die, except this one here
You got it completely wrong..
Actually he says he would have killed 7 of them in his younger days just to kill the 1 hanging to the left, then they tell him he's getting old, to which Sandor replies "he isn't" and kicks the log over from beneath the left guy's feet, then the middle guy pleads for his life, to which Sandor shut ups quickly with another swift log kick. Then he takes the middle guy's boots. Not the yellow cloak though, too gaudy and effeminate for Sandor.
Your getting old clegane, hes not, proceeds to kick away stump
@@patrickdevlin4060 OP's quote is also correct, and came a few seconds before yours and vipers. It was said right after he went to kill the first guy with his ax and Thoros grabbed it and told him "we're not butchers". When he says " we all bloody die, except this one here" he was referring to Beric Dondarrion
@@patrickdevlin4060this definitely one of the funniest ones
'We'll meet again Clegayne' 'fucking hope not'
I lol'd
Clegane*
Mr. VAUSUM Same bro. The way he says it just makes it so hilarious too.
Mr. VAUSUM
Same. That last season was quite funny I think. 😅
That's why he's first reaction seeing Beric again was "For fuck's sake!"
Only the hound is boss enough to walk away a free man after saying some savage shit to a king lmao
I think he hurt Joffrey's feelings, so stunned him temporarily. Good.
Sir Beriston
@@gunner4126 He didn't walk away he was let go.
Sure, he walked away but Tyrion slapped Joffrey and still kept his position as Hand of the King
"This is my land " "If I'm standing on it , Its my land" IMAO😂😂😂
Fuck you Justin Beaver
I was reading this comment when it played in the video. Perfect timing.
"The greatest swordsman who ever lived didn't have a sword?" Love it
cooldude UFO but don’t u laugh when he mocks Arya dancing
*giggles*
''You think you're fooling anyone with that top-knot?''
Rent224 I miss the hound
Underrated line xD
Imagine The Hound, Tywin, Tyrion and Roose Bolton roasting someone on Comedy Central
You forgot Olenna
And Bronn.
olenna could probably take all 4 of them and win.
The Hound, Bronn, Tyrion, Olenna, and Robert Baratheon... the ULTIMATE GoT roast fest!!!
Thats a good composition. robert is a solid tank that can take alot of hits for the team,only and tyrion and great supports with strong damage...and the hound and bronn are raw killers by every mean.
The Hounds character arc is one of the most entertaining and rewarding so far IMO. Especially after season 7
He broke his femur which the fracture went through the skin, They had awesome orthopedic surgeons back then.
* Throws rock * "Oh.... Fuck(!)". I lost it at that part. Anyone having watched season 7 will know what I'm on about. Lol.
That shit had me dying, and I loved how no one gave him shit after it.
Or the Fire God who brings people back from the dead who also singled out the Hound healed him. Its fantasy dude...
Aww, Sandor Clegane. He's grown to care about other people and want to serve a greater purpose, but he's still that hilariously belligerent bastard that became one of my favorites in season 3.
He is easily one of the most realistic characters on the show. He likes killing, he likes killing when killing needs doing, and he is one of the best at it. Politics has failed him, trust has, loyalty has, and all he has left is his heavy sardonic sense of humor, the will to live, and A BIG FUCKING SWORD
Schizophrenic Cynic that nearly sounds like Guts :P
I bet that's not the only big fucking thing he's got, ;-)
@@jenniferbrewer5370 xD
I don't why I remember Guts by what u wrote.
Not to forget his family has failed him!!
Tormund: "You're the one they call The Dog!"
The Hound: "Fuck off."
I'm dead hahahaha
we need the scene from 8x04 in this
Tormund: "My heart is broken, Clegane :( "
Clegane: "Don't touch me."
No one needs scenes from S8
@@michelletgs Okay agreed one of the very few
You forgot, " What the fucks a Lommy" 😂 lol
What about him talking to Gendry North of the Wall? "Stop your whinging!"
Gendry:"I'm not whinging!"
Hound:"Your lips are moving and there's sound coming out, your whinging"
Gendry:"they sold me to a red witch that wanted to kill me"
Hound:"this one here (point to Beric)has died 6 times, you don't hear him whinging!"
That one was pure gold!
I love that conversation
I was expecting this one.. The major reason I watched.
"What the fucks a lommy"'
"What the fucks salami"
This line reminded me of GTA V when Trevor says to that old english couple "What the fuck's a lorry?"
didn't he say a lonnie?
the best out of them all
anthony barnes lommy was Arya's friend
R.I.P Ser Sandor Clegane. The Hero kissed by fire.
Keiron Harvey I miss the hound
@@brittanyscott5017 so do I. He was my favourite character from the second he came on screen... My heart sank during the fight scene (especially when Gregor had his thumbs in Sandors eyes) and I cheered a little bit when he charged at Gregor, that stopped as soon as the wall collapsed. It was poetic that it had to be fire at the end.. although the fall would've killed him outright.
Keiron Harvey I know I have a small glimmer of hope someone can save him
Hes not a facking knight
"Dont point your facking finger at me"
*It's snowing Thoros, it's windy, it's gonna be a cold night.*
"WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT SHITE?!" - Sandor Clegane
hhahahahhahahahahaha
"I bet his hair was greasier than Joffrey's cunt"
Tormund and Sandor, best friends forever.
Griffin Ray and add ser bronn to the Dream team
yesssss
Peter Clarke Nah, Bronn's best friend forever is Ser Meryn Trant. Wait, Trant is dead.
You're with Brienne of fucking Tarth?
Well, I'm not with her yet. But I see the way she looks at me.
Like she wants to carve you up and eat you're liver?
(Gasps) You do know her.
We've met.
Tormund likes Sandor's dick so yeah
The Hound just needs a Snickers bar.
Angel of Sarcasm fuck the chocolate...bring me chicken...
This is better content than half of the movies that have won Oscars
I agree. Most of the films nominated for the Oscars are dumb pretentious shite!
Lmao you obviously don't know how to take a bloody joke. Stop bawling
Green Book is amazing
"The hell you doing?"
"Practicing"
"What, ways to die?"
"Who taught you that shite?"
"You've got real powerful magic to figure that out.
The Lord of Light whisper that in your ear? Its snowing Thoros, its windy... Gunna' be a cold night."
kills me every time.
every time
Killed Thoros too
such a good part, my other favorite, is when arya stops the hound killing the man "your so tough scaring little girls and beating old men, well i know a real killer, he could kill you with his little finger" The hound "that him" Arya *puzzled* "no" the Hound "good" *continues* *to* *pursue* *him* .
That Chimichanga lmfao i rewatched that shit last night that shit was hilarious
Every goddamn time
3:49
"its cold"
"you must have some real powerful magic to figure that one out. did the lord of light whisper in your ear; its snowing, its going to be cold"
im dying! lol!!!!
The best ever is the exchange with tormund and the hound going on about brienne 😂
my favorite is his exchange with Brienne it gets me every time XD
You do know her 😂😂😂
Tywin Lannister shits gold.
Sandor Clegane utters gold.
"It's snowing Thorros, it's windy, it's going to be a cold night"
I can't wait for the hound's comedy stand up special
Thorros the meteorologist lmao.
@@Geof717 i fucking pissed myself thanks to you. I mean, i was on the toilet but still. That was fucking hilarious.
i always thought "that fucking sounds like geralt to me"
The hound is the most British person on this show
Hahaha he sure is 💗
The greatest swordsman that ever lived didn't have a sword?
He actually laughs saying that.. Most others he is sombre..
The giggle after he says that is hilarious. LOL
dsfddsgh for real, thats what made it so funny
"Yeah, well, TRENTADAMA (Trent had armour) and a big FACKING sword."
He has a point there.
In my opinion, the best character in GOT! 😄
"We'll meet again Clegane" "I fucking hope not"
I love the Hound, Thoros and Beric relationship. He treats them like shit but they're the closest thing to friends he's ever had except for Ray.
you missed "your friend is dead, and Meryn Trant is not, because Trant had armour and a big fucking sword"
“Family, honour... all that horse shit.”
Words of house Clegane
It's hard to tell who gets better lines, Sandor or Bronn
Jack Wood Sandor easily
you should definitely rewatch some Bronn clips. It's not an easy call
Jack Wood Its close but since Bronn says every line sarcasticly and The Hound means everything he says also always serious gives him an advantage
bronns laugh when he hears Dickon's name is contagious.
Jack Wood M8 Bron is a BTEC Sandor at best
Just imagine The Hound vs Lady Oleanna
Cleon Matthews omg I would love that I would love to see those two together
That would be epic.
it's snowing thoros, it's windy LMAO
Those scenes with Tormund are just a masterpiece
3:15 - you cut away from probably one of his best lines there!
..."Who approaches the Bloody Gate?"
- "The bloody Hound!"
Quick, witty, and perfectly sums up his contempt for all that lords and knights bullshit he'd grown so tired of...
Can we have a GoT spinoff series of just The Hound. Honestly, i'll pay extra.
Lanix I would so love to watch that but I wouldn’t mind if Arya was in it
4:07 - 4:17
thats so damn hilarious, i bet there were some outtakes of that lol. thoros wanted to laugh
since its very applicable today since everyones got a top knot
Timothy McKim i
That is my favourite bit
Sandor Clegane makes swearing an art form. Its truly beautiful
I was smiling the whole duration of the video. :D
Tormund: "Hey! You're the one they call The Dog!"
Hound: "fuck off"
"FATHER!" LOL
"Oh, daddy, don't embarrass me like that!"
Arya SHOULD'VE been born Sandor Clegane's daughter.
"You really going to do all seven of the fuckers?"
I literally pissed myself laughing at that LMAO
I'm glad that the GOT writer's are letting The Hound, use some classic Scottish insults onscreen. Rory, has obviously been telling them insults, We Scots use.."Shut Yer hole, You!" is said here in Scotland All the time! Class
Glad they let him I’m Scottish
Lol basically all of his lines, love it.
Ah, The Hound. Easily my favorite character in the series.
When Sandor says 'fuck the king' Joffrey seems to appear upset, as if he actually considered Sandor his friend
yeah, Joffrey actually looked up to the hound
Evil Gopher Joffrey was a pussy who was easily offended
Everyone looks up to the Hound, he's a tall fucker.
Evil Gopher Joffrey called him 'dog' on multiple occasions
chaowaxin10
Doesn't mean he didn't secretly like him
You forgot the one when he tells Gendry to "stop whinging".
Gendry: I'm not whinging.
Hound: Your lips are moving and you're complaining about something... that's whinging. This one's been killed six times, you don't hear him bitching about it.
1 like = 1 year on iron throne for Sandor
He doesn’t belong on the throne.
Hungryhyena78 you belong in the Blackwater
@@zukiegaming2139 hot burn dude
my favorite
"lots of people name their swords."
"lots of C*nts"
"Drop that arrow you blody girl" Always makes me laugh !
*FUCKK OOFFF* 😂😂😂😂😂
Clegane we need you!
Fuck off!
"maybe i will have two chickens"... nailed it
The hound is really cute sometimes.. He makes me sad when hes talking about playing with the toy.. when Gregor pushed him in the fire.. and when he buried the guy and his daughter.
The hound vs Gordon Ramsey
God I would hope the hound would cut the mother fuck with a sword.
Gordon Ramsey only trash talks against people he knows he can take in a fight. He can't take The Hound.
Ooh! I'd pay to watch that one.
Sandor's Fried Chicken: So good you'll eat every fucking chicken in the room.
The way he says something so simple as "fuck off" is so fucking hilarious.
"You think you're fooling anyone with that top knot?" Golden every time! 🤣👌
*i see it in the fire... Chickens... Thousands of them...*
The Hound's insults are the best because they always have a grain of truth in them.
"Whats in the box?" "Fuck off"
Underwood95
That one had me laughing ! Haha :'D
shizukagozen777 “if any one dies with a clean sword, I’LL RAPE HIS FUCKING CORPSE!”
Underwood95
To me that one is the worst because every time I imagine him raping a corpse and it's really really gross. 😷
shizukagozen777 it’s funny as fuck tho
shizukagozen777 imagne it 😂😂😂😂
The best part of The Hound is his little laugh after "The greatest swordsman who ever lived didn't have a sword?"
My favorite character on GOTs by far
Most entertaining character my fav is Jaime obviously
I love how when Sandor says "Fuck the king," Joffrey look so worried
He knows that if Sandor wanted to he could have walked up and murdered him long before anyone could stop him.
Also, Sandor was the closest thing to a friend Joffrey ever had and he just told him off. That hurt Joff more than anything ever had.
"Fuck Off" - Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane
"What you doing?"
"Practising."
"what?Ways to die"
4:44 is for some reason extremely satisfying
Tormund calling him the "The Dog". What a thugg 😂😂😂
THIS IS WHY THE INTERNET EXISTS! Best thing I've watched in a while 😂
Want some rum?
“Never liked that shit, too sweet”
Man’s a boss 😂😂😂
“The greatest swordsman who ever lived didn’t have a sword”??!! I was dead 💀
“I hope we meet again Kligain.”
“F*cking hope not”
Best line ever.
You think you fooling anyone with that top knot
This gets even funnier as I think about the fact that the actor who plays him is an absolute sweetheart TT
I am so entertained with his " brienne of fucking tarth" 😁
"We'll meet again Clegane." "I fucking hope not" i love it!
4:53 laughed harder than I should have
"Who taught you that SHITE!" 😂😂
"Lots of people name their swords" "Lots of _cunts_ "
This is the best one
Love this guy
I get sad looking at these old episodes and seeing the quality. Season 8 is woeful
Gods, the dialogue was strong then!
@@JorraneRei coz they had the books to go on. Season 8 was rushed before George Martin finished the last book and it just shows how shit and lazy the writers on GOT actually were. It had all the potential to end as the best TV show in history but season 8 was so bad it ruined it's whole legacy
you missed "Valaryian steel? always wanted me some Valaryian steel"
badass
Not an insult is it really?
I hope he gets that Valaryian steel. Maybe Samwell will give him the Tarly sword.
"GET ON WITH IT" One of my favorite lines. The way he says it. Just hilarious
I swear to the old gods and the new Sandor clegane is savage af and always makes me Laugh :D
“Drop that arrow you bloody girl... tougher girls than you have tried to kill me”
Epic diss and he doesn’t even look at him as he says it
2:54 that giggle makes me question the Hounds gender
Julian Smit 😅
Julian Smit 😐
Julian Smit lmao i didnt even notice the giggle before😂
sex not gender
Most badass mouth in GOT
1. Drogo and his other siblings
2. The Hound
"Family, honor, all that horseshit.."
*"Fuck the water, bring me wine."* - my new motto
I just now realize that the girl and the man they were eating and '' praying '' with where the dead bodies they later found in this cabin. It's sad that Sandore was right about them dying.
phlegmatic he stole all their shit and injured the dad tho, didn't he? Can't really remember, but I think he took away any chance they had.
The only chance they had was him staying.
You didn’t notice at first? they made a MASSIVE point about it
@@michaelruggles9441 right! He said the winter would kill them but winter had just started, they wouldn’t had die so early if he had not stolen everything they had
You think you fooling anyone with that top knot !
😂😂😂 I love the hound
The hound is the closest to military humor in any tv show , one of the best characters in GOT and one of the best story lines
1:58
"You gonna do all seven of the fuckers?" HAH