SUPERCUT: The Hound's Funniest Insults

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  • @supercutaction9709
    @supercutaction9709  5 років тому +326

    I had to delete the video on the end screen because of copyright reasons

  • @L1VE3V1L
    @L1VE3V1L 7 років тому +3257

    "If any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!"
    I'm fucking dying over here. The best.

    • @piotrpaluch8677
      @piotrpaluch8677 7 років тому +128

      Well I hope you're not dying with your sword being clean...

    • @shockerck4465
      @shockerck4465 7 років тому +6

      Yes Nylan, you are....

    • @gmatsue84
      @gmatsue84 7 років тому +9

      How clean is your sword, James?

    • @kyleorwin2854
      @kyleorwin2854 7 років тому +8

      I hope it's not with a clean sword

    • @ambuknight
      @ambuknight 7 років тому +13

      James McDonald (drinks water spits it out) Fuck the water bring me wine. [He said it in the most calmest manner to]

  • @jeannietraverso903
    @jeannietraverso903 7 років тому +1985

    "Tougher girls than you tried to kill me." Aww he's a proud papa

    • @Garangism211
      @Garangism211 6 років тому +190

      Jeannie Traverso he’s not talking about Arya, he’s talking about Brianne of tarth...or both.

    • @JabberWhy
      @JabberWhy 6 років тому +36

      actually he's referring to brienne. not arya

    • @liamjohnstone1062
      @liamjohnstone1062 5 років тому +78

      "Girls". Plural.

    • @BaronVladHarkonnen
      @BaronVladHarkonnen 5 років тому +3

      Jabber Ranggal I think it is Arya he’s referring to

    • @joshuahaynes7128
      @joshuahaynes7128 5 років тому +2

      Def talking about brienne 100 percent

  • @Duzz14
    @Duzz14 6 років тому +667

    How could you leave out "you're really gonna die over some chickens?"
    "Someone is"

  • @sancheezzzy2712
    @sancheezzzy2712 7 років тому +1202

    Only the hound is boss enough to walk away a free man after saying some savage shit to a king lmao

    • @urthboundmisfit
      @urthboundmisfit 6 років тому +91

      I think he hurt Joffrey's feelings, so stunned him temporarily. Good.

    • @gunner4126
      @gunner4126 5 років тому +39

      Sir Beriston

    • @yvonnegoins1718
      @yvonnegoins1718 5 років тому

      @@gunner4126 He didn't walk away he was let go.

    • @SentientPotatoXIII
      @SentientPotatoXIII 2 роки тому +12

      Sure, he walked away but Tyrion slapped Joffrey and still kept his position as Hand of the King

  • @mr.vausum4452
    @mr.vausum4452 7 років тому +880

    'We'll meet again Clegayne' 'fucking hope not'
    I lol'd

    • @senitoni
      @senitoni 7 років тому +43

      Clegane*

    • @Jon155mt
      @Jon155mt 7 років тому +4

      Mr. VAUSUM Same bro. The way he says it just makes it so hilarious too.

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 7 років тому +1

      Mr. VAUSUM
      Same. That last season was quite funny I think. 😅

    • @angelserenade
      @angelserenade 3 роки тому +4

      That's why he's first reaction seeing Beric again was "For fuck's sake!"

  • @martinfigueroa3881
    @martinfigueroa3881 7 років тому +1953

    you missed the best one
    Sandor:Hanging? Whats the punishment in that?
    Thoros:They die
    Sandor:We all bloody die, except this one here

    • @ProjectUnity
      @ProjectUnity 6 років тому +16

      You got it completely wrong..

    • @vipercrb5622
      @vipercrb5622 6 років тому +24

      Actually he says he would have killed 7 of them in his younger days just to kill the 1 hanging to the left, then they tell him he's getting old, to which Sandor replies "he isn't" and kicks the log over from beneath the left guy's feet, then the middle guy pleads for his life, to which Sandor shut ups quickly with another swift log kick. Then he takes the middle guy's boots. Not the yellow cloak though, too gaudy and effeminate for Sandor.

    • @patrickdevlin4060
      @patrickdevlin4060 Рік тому +1

      Your getting old clegane, hes not, proceeds to kick away stump

    • @squallstopher608
      @squallstopher608 Рік тому +1

      @@patrickdevlin4060 OP's quote is also correct, and came a few seconds before yours and vipers. It was said right after he went to kill the first guy with his ax and Thoros grabbed it and told him "we're not butchers". When he says " we all bloody die, except this one here" he was referring to Beric Dondarrion

    • @zaucyeli629
      @zaucyeli629 9 місяців тому

      @@patrickdevlin4060this definitely one of the funniest ones

  • @frenchuop4133
    @frenchuop4133 7 років тому +1052

    "This is my land " "If I'm standing on it , Its my land" IMAO😂😂😂

    • @deemarty6618
      @deemarty6618 6 років тому +8

      Fuck you Justin Beaver

    • @elongatedmuskrat7675
      @elongatedmuskrat7675 5 років тому +2

      I was reading this comment when it played in the video. Perfect timing.

  • @jasonbean7296
    @jasonbean7296 6 років тому +2561

    "Dick. I like it."
    "Bet you do."
    Gets me every time.:)

    • @brandongonzalez6277
      @brandongonzalez6277 6 років тому +37

      I think maybe when Sandor went for the synonym of "cock" that Tormund thought of chicken.

    • @Jamie-kv9eg
      @Jamie-kv9eg 6 років тому +2

      Probably the unfunniest thing he’s ever said

    • @OriginalAlien
      @OriginalAlien 6 років тому

      yes funny

    • @FlipFlopped
      @FlipFlopped 6 років тому +11

      No I think he’s referring to the word dick itself, that he likes the sound of it because after the hound says “bet you do”, Tormund said it’s pussy for him and he ends up talking about Brienne.

    • @liverpooljft9623
      @liverpooljft9623 6 років тому +8

      Ownzee NO SHIT SHERLOCK, ofcourse Tormund was talking about the word and not being homosexual. The Hound knew what he was trying to say but purposely misunderstood to infer that Tormund liked pleasuring men sexually. Have you never met a man? Its called banter, we like to wind each other up.

  • @kingdomcome1617
    @kingdomcome1617 7 років тому +966

    The Hounds character arc is one of the most entertaining and rewarding so far IMO. Especially after season 7

    • @iphone202020220
      @iphone202020220 7 років тому +26

      He broke his femur which the fracture went through the skin, They had awesome orthopedic surgeons back then.

    • @JHS270694
      @JHS270694 7 років тому +37

      * Throws rock * "Oh.... Fuck(!)". I lost it at that part. Anyone having watched season 7 will know what I'm on about. Lol.

    • @ExecutionStyleInc
      @ExecutionStyleInc 7 років тому +14

      That shit had me dying, and I loved how no one gave him shit after it.

    • @mr.simonphoenix7181
      @mr.simonphoenix7181 7 років тому

      Or the Fire God who brings people back from the dead who also singled out the Hound healed him. Its fantasy dude...

    • @A-Oh-Trey
      @A-Oh-Trey 6 років тому +13

      Aww, Sandor Clegane. He's grown to care about other people and want to serve a greater purpose, but he's still that hilariously belligerent bastard that became one of my favorites in season 3.

  • @jamesdestaubin6443
    @jamesdestaubin6443 6 років тому +480

    "The greatest swordsman who ever lived didn't have a sword?" Love it

  • @Pinbacker87
    @Pinbacker87 7 років тому +496

    ''You think you're fooling anyone with that top-knot?''

  • @GodotOfficial
    @GodotOfficial 6 років тому +2798

    Imagine The Hound, Tywin, Tyrion and Roose Bolton roasting someone on Comedy Central

    • @kimcuong4073
      @kimcuong4073 6 років тому +444

      You forgot Olenna

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 6 років тому +375

      And Bronn.

    • @DeMishMIsh
      @DeMishMIsh 6 років тому +240

      olenna could probably take all 4 of them and win.

    • @daTruChosen
      @daTruChosen 6 років тому +170

      The Hound, Bronn, Tyrion, Olenna, and Robert Baratheon... the ULTIMATE GoT roast fest!!!

    • @DeMishMIsh
      @DeMishMIsh 6 років тому +52

      Thats a good composition. robert is a solid tank that can take alot of hits for the team,only and tyrion and great supports with strong damage...and the hound and bronn are raw killers by every mean.

  • @MrSovietunion78
    @MrSovietunion78 7 років тому +944

    Arya: People dislike this video.
    Sandor: Of course they dislike this video.
    Arya: Lots of people dislike people's videos.
    Sandor: Lots of cunts.

  • @schizophreniccynic9141
    @schizophreniccynic9141 6 років тому +731

    He is easily one of the most realistic characters on the show. He likes killing, he likes killing when killing needs doing, and he is one of the best at it. Politics has failed him, trust has, loyalty has, and all he has left is his heavy sardonic sense of humor, the will to live, and A BIG FUCKING SWORD

    • @soldiergigas14
      @soldiergigas14 6 років тому +18

      Schizophrenic Cynic that nearly sounds like Guts :P

    • @jenniferbrewer5370
      @jenniferbrewer5370 6 років тому +15

      I bet that's not the only big fucking thing he's got, ;-)

    • @ahamedjunaid01
      @ahamedjunaid01 5 років тому +1

      @@jenniferbrewer5370 xD

    • @vsvishalcool04
      @vsvishalcool04 5 років тому +1

      I don't why I remember Guts by what u wrote.

    • @SurfergirlKH
      @SurfergirlKH 4 роки тому +2

      Not to forget his family has failed him!!

  • @Ameeno95
    @Ameeno95 7 років тому +233

    You forgot, " What the fucks a Lommy" 😂 lol

  • @michelletgs
    @michelletgs 5 років тому +231

    we need the scene from 8x04 in this
    Tormund: "My heart is broken, Clegane :( "
    Clegane: "Don't touch me."

  • @PredatorsInstinct
    @PredatorsInstinct 7 років тому +2191

    "You've got real powerful magic to figure that out.
    The Lord of Light whisper that in your ear? Its snowing Thoros, its windy... Gunna' be a cold night."
    kills me every time.

    • @liljayy8059
      @liljayy8059 7 років тому +30

      every time

    • @Nokaret
      @Nokaret 7 років тому +34

      Killed Thoros too

    • @expressrobkill
      @expressrobkill 6 років тому +22

      such a good part, my other favorite, is when arya stops the hound killing the man "your so tough scaring little girls and beating old men, well i know a real killer, he could kill you with his little finger" The hound "that him" Arya *puzzled* "no" the Hound "good" *continues* *to* *pursue* *him* .

    • @datusi4441
      @datusi4441 6 років тому +1

      That Chimichanga lmfao i rewatched that shit last night that shit was hilarious

    • @henkjanwolvega
      @henkjanwolvega 6 років тому +1

      Every goddamn time

  • @valentinechronicles4871
    @valentinechronicles4871 6 років тому +275

    What about him talking to Gendry North of the Wall? "Stop your whinging!"
    Gendry:"I'm not whinging!"
    Hound:"Your lips are moving and there's sound coming out, your whinging"
    Gendry:"they sold me to a red witch that wanted to kill me"
    Hound:"this one here (point to Beric)has died 6 times, you don't hear him whinging!"

  • @arjunwijayaratnam1986
    @arjunwijayaratnam1986 7 років тому +276

    Tormund: "You're the one they call The Dog!"
    The Hound: "Fuck off."
    I'm dead hahahaha

  • @dilluminatilair
    @dilluminatilair 6 років тому +191

    "WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT SHITE?!" - Sandor Clegane

    • @burton31161986
      @burton31161986 5 років тому +3

      hhahahahhahahahahaha

    • @brandonm6751
      @brandonm6751 5 років тому +3

      "I bet his hair was greasier than Joffrey's cunt"

  • @ricolek4166
    @ricolek4166 7 років тому +859

    *It's snowing Thoros, it's windy, it's gonna be a cold night.*

  • @keironharvey
    @keironharvey 5 років тому +174

    R.I.P Ser Sandor Clegane. The Hero kissed by fire.

    • @brittanyscott5017
      @brittanyscott5017 5 років тому +1

      Keiron Harvey I miss the hound

    • @keironharvey
      @keironharvey 5 років тому +7

      @@brittanyscott5017 so do I. He was my favourite character from the second he came on screen... My heart sank during the fight scene (especially when Gregor had his thumbs in Sandors eyes) and I cheered a little bit when he charged at Gregor, that stopped as soon as the wall collapsed. It was poetic that it had to be fire at the end.. although the fall would've killed him outright.

    • @brittanyscott5017
      @brittanyscott5017 5 років тому

      Keiron Harvey I know I have a small glimmer of hope someone can save him

    • @jackellis2647
      @jackellis2647 4 роки тому +1

      Hes not a facking knight

    • @PongLenis50
      @PongLenis50 3 роки тому +6

      "Dont point your facking finger at me"

  • @natashaskoglund
    @natashaskoglund 7 років тому +933

    This is better content than half of the movies that have won Oscars

    • @sarahgray430
      @sarahgray430 6 років тому +18

      I agree. Most of the films nominated for the Oscars are dumb pretentious shite!

    • @natashaskoglund
      @natashaskoglund 6 років тому +10

      Lmao you obviously don't know how to take a bloody joke. Stop bawling

    • @swimgood3873
      @swimgood3873 5 років тому

      Green Book is amazing

  • @angelofsarcasm4924
    @angelofsarcasm4924 7 років тому +128

    The Hound just needs a Snickers bar.

    • @torinwulfren9463
      @torinwulfren9463 5 років тому +25

      Angel of Sarcasm fuck the chocolate...bring me chicken...

  • @Batmanyank
    @Batmanyank 7 років тому +1743

    "What the fucks a lommy"'

    • @senitoni
      @senitoni 7 років тому +58

      "What the fucks salami"

    • @GoldenGrego
      @GoldenGrego 7 років тому +17

      This line reminded me of GTA V when Trevor says to that old english couple "What the fuck's a lorry?"

    • @wayneybcty1
      @wayneybcty1 7 років тому +1

      didn't he say a lonnie?

    • @Jake-nd4to
      @Jake-nd4to 7 років тому +4

      the best out of them all

    • @mrsrollerbladin
      @mrsrollerbladin 7 років тому +1

      anthony barnes lommy was Arya's friend

  • @garygotgameclips
    @garygotgameclips 5 років тому +287

    "The hell you doing?"
    "Practicing"
    "What, ways to die?"

    • @Diego-sb4br
      @Diego-sb4br 4 роки тому +16

      "Who taught you that shite?"

  • @SleepinGriffin
    @SleepinGriffin 7 років тому +634

    Tormund and Sandor, best friends forever.

    • @peterclarke8662
      @peterclarke8662 7 років тому +25

      Griffin Ray and add ser bronn to the Dream team

    • @melongolo
      @melongolo 6 років тому

      yesssss

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 6 років тому +3

      Peter Clarke Nah, Bronn's best friend forever is Ser Meryn Trant. Wait, Trant is dead.

    • @christophersantos4825
      @christophersantos4825 6 років тому +16

      You're with Brienne of fucking Tarth?
      Well, I'm not with her yet. But I see the way she looks at me.
      Like she wants to carve you up and eat you're liver?
      (Gasps) You do know her.
      We've met.

    • @jacobkhu-oldacc.4491
      @jacobkhu-oldacc.4491 5 років тому

      Tormund likes Sandor's dick so yeah

  • @madmady8278
    @madmady8278 7 років тому +65

    3:49
    "its cold"
    "you must have some real powerful magic to figure that one out. did the lord of light whisper in your ear; its snowing, its going to be cold"
    im dying! lol!!!!

  • @connectionpoints930
    @connectionpoints930 7 років тому +372

    "It's snowing Thorros, it's windy, it's going to be a cold night"

    • @jama3335
      @jama3335 7 років тому +15

      I can't wait for the hound's comedy stand up special

    • @Geof717
      @Geof717 6 років тому +3

      Thorros the meteorologist lmao.

    • @elizataylor1726
      @elizataylor1726 5 років тому +1

      @@Geof717 i fucking pissed myself thanks to you. I mean, i was on the toilet but still. That was fucking hilarious.

    • @mr.hanfblatt9152
      @mr.hanfblatt9152 5 років тому

      i always thought "that fucking sounds like geralt to me"

  • @harrywhitehead7442
    @harrywhitehead7442 6 років тому +124

    Tywin Lannister shits gold.
    Sandor Clegane utters gold.

  • @kylejones1532
    @kylejones1532 7 років тому +213

    The best ever is the exchange with tormund and the hound going on about brienne 😂

    • @denziiey
      @denziiey 5 років тому +1

      my favorite is his exchange with Brienne it gets me every time XD

    • @buffdude1457
      @buffdude1457 Рік тому

      You do know her 😂😂😂

  • @AoOniTV
    @AoOniTV 6 років тому +133

    In my opinion, the best character in GOT! 😄

  • @BASSCANNON11
    @BASSCANNON11 7 років тому +290

    "We'll meet again Clegane" "I fucking hope not"

  • @sandorthehoundclegane9129
    @sandorthehoundclegane9129 5 років тому +67

    The hound is the most British person on this show

    • @ukroyaltywk
      @ukroyaltywk 5 років тому +4

      Hahaha he sure is 💗

  • @SD7productions
    @SD7productions 7 років тому +784

    The greatest swordsman that ever lived didn't have a sword?

    • @ozking842
      @ozking842 7 років тому +75

      He actually laughs saying that.. Most others he is sombre..

    • @dsfddsgh
      @dsfddsgh 7 років тому +107

      The giggle after he says that is hilarious. LOL

    • @hernanrangel7506
      @hernanrangel7506 7 років тому +11

      dsfddsgh for real, thats what made it so funny

    • @tejasjoshi1280
      @tejasjoshi1280 6 років тому +14

      "Yeah, well, TRENTADAMA (Trent had armour) and a big FACKING sword."

    • @246vili
      @246vili 5 років тому +3

      He has a point there.

  • @magicsteve5523
    @magicsteve5523 4 роки тому +27

    “Family, honour... all that horse shit.”
    Words of house Clegane

  • @somerandomperson6511
    @somerandomperson6511 7 років тому +261

    you missed "your friend is dead, and Meryn Trant is not, because Trant had armour and a big fucking sword"

  • @irllcd13
    @irllcd13 6 років тому +57

    I love the Hound, Thoros and Beric relationship. He treats them like shit but they're the closest thing to friends he's ever had except for Ray.

  • @arsen-jb1gs
    @arsen-jb1gs 7 років тому +325

    it's snowing thoros, it's windy LMAO

  • @cleonmatthews774
    @cleonmatthews774 6 років тому +72

    Just imagine The Hound vs Lady Oleanna

    • @brittanyscott5017
      @brittanyscott5017 5 років тому +7

      Cleon Matthews omg I would love that I would love to see those two together

    • @jackbauer2770
      @jackbauer2770 5 років тому +5

      That would be epic.

  • @iambruceybruce
    @iambruceybruce 7 років тому +235

    3:15 - you cut away from probably one of his best lines there!
    ..."Who approaches the Bloody Gate?"
    - "The bloody Hound!"
    Quick, witty, and perfectly sums up his contempt for all that lords and knights bullshit he'd grown so tired of...

  • @LordLanix
    @LordLanix 6 років тому +78

    Can we have a GoT spinoff series of just The Hound. Honestly, i'll pay extra.

    • @brittanyscott5017
      @brittanyscott5017 5 років тому +4

      Lanix I would so love to watch that but I wouldn’t mind if Arya was in it

  • @jackwood7726
    @jackwood7726 7 років тому +685

    It's hard to tell who gets better lines, Sandor or Bronn

    • @thehound3582
      @thehound3582 7 років тому +117

      Jack Wood Sandor easily

    • @jackwood7726
      @jackwood7726 7 років тому +47

      you should definitely rewatch some Bronn clips. It's not an easy call

    • @thehound3582
      @thehound3582 7 років тому +166

      Jack Wood Its close but since Bronn says every line sarcasticly and The Hound means everything he says also always serious gives him an advantage

    • @5000mahmud
      @5000mahmud 7 років тому +113

      bronns laugh when he hears Dickon's name is contagious.

    • @najib9093
      @najib9093 7 років тому +2

      Jack Wood M8 Bron is a BTEC Sandor at best

  • @816262
    @816262 6 років тому +31

    Sandor Clegane makes swearing an art form. Its truly beautiful

  • @nessagirl1911
    @nessagirl1911 7 років тому +333

    "FATHER!" LOL

    • @waivedwench
      @waivedwench 6 років тому +8

      "Oh, daddy, don't embarrass me like that!"

    • @jenniferbrewer5370
      @jenniferbrewer5370 6 років тому +13

      Arya SHOULD'VE been born Sandor Clegane's daughter.

    • @edbohi2389
      @edbohi2389 6 років тому +18

      "You really going to do all seven of the fuckers?"

    • @memestockly
      @memestockly 5 років тому +1

      I literally pissed myself laughing at that LMAO

  • @goodproduccions
    @goodproduccions 7 років тому +46

    Those scenes with Tormund are just a masterpiece

  • @tmxdragoon
    @tmxdragoon 7 років тому +951

    4:07 - 4:17
    thats so damn hilarious, i bet there were some outtakes of that lol. thoros wanted to laugh

    • @tazermaryuu
      @tazermaryuu 7 років тому +138

      since its very applicable today since everyones got a top knot

    • @jimboombash2669
      @jimboombash2669 7 років тому +2

      Timothy McKim i

    • @in4mus85
      @in4mus85 5 років тому +1

      That is my favourite bit

  • @TheOnlyElle.
    @TheOnlyElle. 7 років тому +37

    I'm glad that the GOT writer's are letting The Hound, use some classic Scottish insults onscreen. Rory, has obviously been telling them insults, We Scots use.."Shut Yer hole, You!" is said here in Scotland All the time! Class

    • @terminatorrc1
      @terminatorrc1 5 років тому +1

      Glad they let him I’m Scottish

  • @CombatAdj1988
    @CombatAdj1988 7 років тому +145

    Lol basically all of his lines, love it.

  • @crustyrivet4600
    @crustyrivet4600 7 років тому +34

    Ah, The Hound. Easily my favorite character in the series.

  • @randomrealistictone2231
    @randomrealistictone2231 7 років тому +83

    "Drop that arrow you blody girl" Always makes me laugh !

  • @dilluminatilair
    @dilluminatilair 5 років тому +12

    Tormund: "Hey! You're the one they call The Dog!"
    Hound: "fuck off"

  • @J_C_CH
    @J_C_CH 7 років тому +354

    When Sandor says 'fuck the king' Joffrey seems to appear upset, as if he actually considered Sandor his friend

    • @bigtoby7640
      @bigtoby7640 7 років тому +86

      yeah, Joffrey actually looked up to the hound

    • @htruth1785
      @htruth1785 7 років тому +59

      Evil Gopher Joffrey was a pussy who was easily offended

    • @rebound1266
      @rebound1266 7 років тому +156

      Everyone looks up to the Hound, he's a tall fucker.

    • @chaowaxin10
      @chaowaxin10 7 років тому +11

      Evil Gopher Joffrey called him 'dog' on multiple occasions

    • @J_C_CH
      @J_C_CH 7 років тому +13

      chaowaxin10
      Doesn't mean he didn't secretly like him

  • @heathercountied2676
    @heathercountied2676 5 років тому +25

    my favorite
    "lots of people name their swords."
    "lots of C*nts"

  • @judgebao
    @judgebao 7 років тому +664

    I was smiling the whole duration of the video. :D

  • @HEARTLESSKiNGTM
    @HEARTLESSKiNGTM 7 років тому +191

    *FUCKK OOFFF* 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @najib9093
    @najib9093 7 років тому +251

    1 like = 1 year on iron throne for Sandor

  • @Rixoli
    @Rixoli 6 років тому +15

    Sandor's Fried Chicken: So good you'll eat every fucking chicken in the room.

  • @abramswee
    @abramswee 7 років тому +62

    "maybe i will have two chickens"... nailed it

  • @Swampy24945
    @Swampy24945 7 років тому +18

    I love how when Sandor says "Fuck the king," Joffrey look so worried

    • @irllcd13
      @irllcd13 6 років тому +2

      He knows that if Sandor wanted to he could have walked up and murdered him long before anyone could stop him.
      Also, Sandor was the closest thing to a friend Joffrey ever had and he just told him off. That hurt Joff more than anything ever had.

  • @tiffles3890
    @tiffles3890 7 років тому +16

    The way he says something so simple as "fuck off" is so fucking hilarious.

  • @madmangogaming
    @madmangogaming 7 років тому +49

    "Fuck Off" - Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane

  • @OOZiTen
    @OOZiTen 7 років тому +22

    The hound is really cute sometimes.. He makes me sad when hes talking about playing with the toy.. when Gregor pushed him in the fire.. and when he buried the guy and his daughter.

  • @cosmonautbaker2445
    @cosmonautbaker2445 7 років тому +289

    The hound vs Gordon Ramsey

    • @dragom2009
      @dragom2009 6 років тому +14

      God I would hope the hound would cut the mother fuck with a sword.

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 6 років тому +23

      Gordon Ramsey only trash talks against people he knows he can take in a fight. He can't take The Hound.

    • @mariabolt3881
      @mariabolt3881 6 років тому +3

      Ooh! I'd pay to watch that one.

  • @sooneradmirer4382
    @sooneradmirer4382 6 років тому +10

    The Hound's insults are the best because they always have a grain of truth in them.

  • @underwood9584
    @underwood9584 7 років тому +61

    "Whats in the box?" "Fuck off"

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 7 років тому

      Underwood95
      That one had me laughing ! Haha :'D

    • @underwood9584
      @underwood9584 7 років тому

      shizukagozen777 “if any one dies with a clean sword, I’LL RAPE HIS FUCKING CORPSE!”

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 7 років тому +1

      Underwood95
      To me that one is the worst because every time I imagine him raping a corpse and it's really really gross. 😷

    • @underwood9584
      @underwood9584 7 років тому

      shizukagozen777 it’s funny as fuck tho

    • @allennasha686
      @allennasha686 7 років тому

      shizukagozen777 imagne it 😂😂😂😂

  • @Zamo14390
    @Zamo14390 5 років тому +26

    "What you doing?"
    "Practising."
    "what?Ways to die"

  • @CODA96
    @CODA96 7 років тому +64

    *i see it in the fire... Chickens... Thousands of them...*

  • @dlonesurvivor3604
    @dlonesurvivor3604 5 років тому +15

    Tormund calling him the "The Dog". What a thugg 😂😂😂

  • @andydoufreisn2973
    @andydoufreisn2973 7 років тому +53

    My favorite character on GOTs by far

  • @stoneymacgyver7803
    @stoneymacgyver7803 Рік тому +2

    "You think you're fooling anyone with that top knot?" Golden every time! 🤣👌

  • @XxLuisokboomxX
    @XxLuisokboomxX 7 років тому +51

    4:44 is for some reason extremely satisfying

  • @tiagojorgegoncalvescorreia7389
    @tiagojorgegoncalvescorreia7389 5 років тому +9

    Want some rum?
    “Never liked that shit, too sweet”
    Man’s a boss 😂😂😂

  • @zacmac567
    @zacmac567 7 років тому +25

    THIS IS WHY THE INTERNET EXISTS! Best thing I've watched in a while 😂

  • @2001benraze
    @2001benraze 5 років тому +10

    You forgot the one when he tells Gendry to "stop whinging".
    Gendry: I'm not whinging.
    Hound: Your lips are moving and you're complaining about something... that's whinging. This one's been killed six times, you don't hear him bitching about it.

  • @Azrael442
    @Azrael442 7 років тому +242

    you missed "Valaryian steel? always wanted me some Valaryian steel"

    • @phillytheflyerable
      @phillytheflyerable 6 років тому

      badass

    • @frazerward367
      @frazerward367 6 років тому +16

      Not an insult is it really?

    • @fazdoll
      @fazdoll 6 років тому

      I hope he gets that Valaryian steel. Maybe Samwell will give him the Tarly sword.

  • @KingKiyuXX7
    @KingKiyuXX7 7 років тому +10

    "We'll meet again Clegane." "I fucking hope not" i love it!

  • @gigihide6974
    @gigihide6974 6 років тому +7

    “I hope we meet again Kligain.”
    “F*cking hope not”
    Best line ever.

  • @el34glo59
    @el34glo59 5 років тому +2

    "GET ON WITH IT" One of my favorite lines. The way he says it. Just hilarious

  • @TheMorning_Son
    @TheMorning_Son 7 років тому +46

    Love this guy

  • @masquenmanifest
    @masquenmanifest 6 років тому +2

    This gets even funnier as I think about the fact that the actor who plays him is an absolute sweetheart TT

  • @haakonbentzen4529
    @haakonbentzen4529 7 років тому +33

    I swear to the old gods and the new Sandor clegane is savage af and always makes me Laugh :D

  • @m.v4864
    @m.v4864 5 років тому +5

    I am so entertained with his " brienne of fucking tarth" 😁

  • @mrmanmania
    @mrmanmania 7 років тому +9

    "Who taught you that SHITE!" 😂😂

  • @ozking842
    @ozking842 7 років тому +58

    Apart from when he was with Arya talking about Joffrey I can't recall him laughing in a scene.. That was the only scene.. How many times in 7 seasons do we see him smiling? Twice?

    • @joemaddox3146
      @joemaddox3146 6 років тому +2

      OZ KING he laughed when he was talking about Meryn Trant

    • @bitzibaerlie
      @bitzibaerlie 6 років тому +15

      Same with Tywin. He also only laughed when Arya said "Most of girls are idiots". She has a talent to catch people off-guard. Not only in a humourous way.

    • @Emforlife445
      @Emforlife445 5 років тому +2

      @@bitzibaerlie She surely has , now that she caught the Night King off guard.

  • @amberturner8579
    @amberturner8579 7 років тому +36

    You think you fooling anyone with that top knot

  • @davehall8881
    @davehall8881 2 роки тому +4

    The best part of The Hound is his little laugh after "The greatest swordsman who ever lived didn't have a sword?"

  • @juliansmit3770
    @juliansmit3770 7 років тому +124

    2:54 that giggle makes me question the Hounds gender

  • @lolxd3248
    @lolxd3248 5 років тому +20

    4:53 laughed harder than I should have

  • @Bubbleblase
    @Bubbleblase 7 років тому +56

    I just now realize that the girl and the man they were eating and '' praying '' with where the dead bodies they later found in this cabin. It's sad that Sandore was right about them dying.

    • @michaelruggles9441
      @michaelruggles9441 7 років тому +19

      phlegmatic he stole all their shit and injured the dad tho, didn't he? Can't really remember, but I think he took away any chance they had.

    • @Terminalsanity
      @Terminalsanity 6 років тому +13

      The only chance they had was him staying.

    • @resogamer5917
      @resogamer5917 5 років тому +4

      You didn’t notice at first? they made a MASSIVE point about it

    • @karinalemus2305
      @karinalemus2305 2 роки тому

      @@michaelruggles9441 right! He said the winter would kill them but winter had just started, they wouldn’t had die so early if he had not stolen everything they had

  • @FRBSUPREMEMAGNETAR963
    @FRBSUPREMEMAGNETAR963 7 років тому +2

    You think you fooling anyone with that top knot !
    😂😂😂 I love the hound

  • @ogiecruz8063
    @ogiecruz8063 6 років тому +13

    Most badass mouth in GOT
    1. Drogo and his other siblings
    2. The Hound

  • @ibraheemriaz983
    @ibraheemriaz983 7 років тому +35

    "Drop that arrow you bloody girl"

  • @brainlet8494
    @brainlet8494 5 років тому +19

    I get sad looking at these old episodes and seeing the quality. Season 8 is woeful

    • @JorraneRei
      @JorraneRei 5 років тому +2

      Gods, the dialogue was strong then!

    • @michaelkavanagh932
      @michaelkavanagh932 4 роки тому

      @@JorraneRei coz they had the books to go on. Season 8 was rushed before George Martin finished the last book and it just shows how shit and lazy the writers on GOT actually were. It had all the potential to end as the best TV show in history but season 8 was so bad it ruined it's whole legacy

  • @BadAssMacmillan
    @BadAssMacmillan 7 років тому +15

    "Family, honor, all that horseshit.."

  • @bodhabhargav6709
    @bodhabhargav6709 5 років тому +8

    This guy is my favourite character.

  • @cximines
    @cximines 6 років тому +5

    *"Fuck the water, bring me wine."* - my new motto

  • @Fatality599
    @Fatality599 5 років тому +4

    “The greatest swordsman who ever lived didn’t have a sword”??!! I was dead 💀

  • @es4152
    @es4152 2 роки тому +6

    The hound is the closest to military humor in any tv show , one of the best characters in GOT and one of the best story lines