SUPERCUT - Tyrion's Most Witty Moments

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  • A Game of thrones Supercut/compilation that showcases the most witty, intelligent, smart, and clever moments from Tyrion Lannister.
    Make sure to check out my Second Channel Supercuts Delight
    Here: / @supercutsdelight
    Also, make sure to catch season 8 of Game of Thrones on Sundays on HBO Now and Go

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  • @jsokobo
    @jsokobo 5 років тому +10277

    Missed a good one:
    “I’m not questioning your honor, I’m denying it’s existence.”

  • @kalyanideepali
    @kalyanideepali 5 років тому +11860

    See how his wit and dialogues reduce in the later couple of seasons. Miss the old Tyrion

    • @dukatelon9040
      @dukatelon9040 5 років тому +585

      I think that was intended. The show, as it progresses, takes away the Lannister's children greatest atributes.
      Jamie, one of the greatest fighters in Westeros, lost his sword hand.
      Cersei, despite all her flaws, loves her children with all her heart, if she even has one. Now, all three of her children are dead.
      Tyrion, lastly, what lacked in stature and fighting skills, filled in with his wisdom and knowledge. As the show progresses, you could see how the enviroments he's been in slowly degraded him in an intelectual way.

    • @user-gf6pr7pn5t
      @user-gf6pr7pn5t 5 років тому +1569

      @@dukatelon9040 or maybe it's because the writers can't do anything smart and interesting without Martin and his books

    • @chloecohn2335
      @chloecohn2335 5 років тому +202

      Актан Курмангалиев I’d honestly fault that more to Martin than the writers. They went almost five seasons without having to come up with new plotlines and suddenly they’ve run out because it’s taken their author more than ten years to continue the source material.

    • @zodssnappedneck2806
      @zodssnappedneck2806 5 років тому +98

      @@chloecohn2335 They could've easily split each book after "Game of Thrones" into two.

    • @chloecohn2335
      @chloecohn2335 5 років тому +53

      Zod's Snapped Neck that would’ve made the show less appealing, idk why they would do that, I also don’t think they could have known Martin was planning on never finishing any books

  • @_Liquid_Snake
    @_Liquid_Snake 5 років тому +3563

    Cersei-"You´re a clever man , but you´re not half as clever as you think"
    Tyrion- "Still makes me more clever than you"

    • @caravaggio7241
      @caravaggio7241 3 роки тому +24

      i believe it's "still makes me twice clever than you"

    • @maxmustermann4695
      @maxmustermann4695 3 роки тому +23

      It's "what makes me twice as clever then you" big difference. Tyrion meant that cersei underestimates him and it was clever of him to let everyone believe he was not that clever

    • @rossmonty1911
      @rossmonty1911 2 роки тому +3

      Absolute flawless come back lol

    • @hindenburg1596
      @hindenburg1596 Рік тому +1

      @@maxmustermann4695 That's incorrect

    • @carclain123
      @carclain123 Рік тому

      @@maxmustermann46953:45 it's literally in the video and you still manage to be wrong. What an idiot you are lmao

  • @bogdanpatru2742
    @bogdanpatru2742 5 років тому +3256

    "Schemes and plots are the same thing"
    Always gets me

    • @zac5572
      @zac5572 5 років тому +9

      They aren't though

    • @bogdanpatru2742
      @bogdanpatru2742 5 років тому +29

      @@zac5572 Sure they are. They can be synonymous in the right context
      en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/scheme

    • @zac5572
      @zac5572 5 років тому +6

      @@bogdanpatru2742 schemes are large scale while plots are specific

    • @89Dustdevil
      @89Dustdevil 5 років тому +29

      A scheme is a plot you hide. The scale has nothing to do with it.

    • @tf8159
      @tf8159 5 років тому +9

      About time someone debated this line

  • @HopeUnquenchable
    @HopeUnquenchable 5 років тому +3992

    "Try the boar; Cersei can't get enough of it since one killed Robert for her." 😆

    • @TESkyrimizer
      @TESkyrimizer 4 роки тому +40

      I don't get this one. Is this just exactly as it says? Because it seems to imply Cercei is banging someone with a Boar sigil but not really. Just seems to say that Cercei likes eating boar because a boar killed Robert.

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 4 роки тому +24

      IIRC that was from the book, literally.

    • @alwaysturnonaircon
      @alwaysturnonaircon 4 роки тому +19

      My god. I have the flu currently and when that came up i chuckled so hard my head hurt

    • @ankushshetty
      @ankushshetty 4 роки тому +40

      @@TESkyrimizer Cersie killed Robert. She deliberately supplied strong wine when he went for the hunt and advised her cousin Lancel (who was a cup bearer) to keep him drunk as much as possible. So when the boar attacked he couldn't defend himself.

    • @bambostarla6259
      @bambostarla6259 4 роки тому +5

      @@ankushshetty Lancel was a squire, not a cup bearer. In thw first book he is only mentioned a couple of times. Robert had orher squires too and he didnt diss lancel

  • @cbabygags2553
    @cbabygags2553 5 років тому +8898

    "It's hard to put a leash on a dog, once you've put a crown on its head." Most underrated quote ever.

    • @imbwildrd3693
      @imbwildrd3693 5 років тому +25

      reminds me of Individual #1

    • @m3dicated
      @m3dicated 5 років тому

      who are we talking about here? because if it's who i think it is, there are no crowns involved and he's the best proof that democracy still functions. just look at all the angry elites. "oohhh.. he's not DECENT" well, damn, what are we going to do now

    • @Luna14Smith
      @Luna14Smith 5 років тому +34

      @@m3dicated he is talking about Joffrey

    • @thirdbnico
      @thirdbnico 5 років тому +24

      @@m3dicated if we were a democracy he wouldn't be in office. He lost the popular vote.

    • @arhamsaa
      @arhamsaa 5 років тому +4

      @sid viciouss Most probably D&D wrote this line.
      I didn't find any similar line in the books.

  • @benwilliamson7787
    @benwilliamson7787 5 років тому +4312

    I used to laugh at how shockingly good the writing was. Now I laugh at how shockingly bad it is.

    • @eligebrown8998
      @eligebrown8998 5 років тому +14

      Definitely did a 360

    • @904austin
      @904austin 5 років тому +184

      @@eligebrown8998 ... that would be a 180

    • @pandogstudios1512
      @pandogstudios1512 5 років тому +43

      Ben Williamson It’s not shockingly bad, it’s just depressingly simple.

    • @jupiter8512
      @jupiter8512 5 років тому +3

      glass half full, then

    • @hamzakais1762
      @hamzakais1762 5 років тому +3

      Yet you laughed in both cases.

  • @TESkyrimizer
    @TESkyrimizer 4 роки тому +2781

    Just realized: when Tyrion struck Joffrey during the Kings Landing riots he was the acting Hand of the King.
    The King slapped by the King's Hand. All is right in the world.

    • @felynecomrade
      @felynecomrade 4 роки тому +32

      Fitting, since Joffrey fucked himself by being such a loathsome bastard and making so many errors.

    • @sksaddrakk5183
      @sksaddrakk5183 4 роки тому +135

      Tyrion: 'Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?'

    • @bellapiano9
      @bellapiano9 4 роки тому +40

      Tyrion slapped him with his right hand. All is right indeed

    • @Mintlll
      @Mintlll 4 роки тому +2

      SKSaddrakk thats what season 8 Writing be like

    • @Drew_Thompson
      @Drew_Thompson 3 роки тому +13

      jaime says the king shits and the hand wipes. joffrey had shit on his face when tyrion smacked him.

  • @meetmehta9912
    @meetmehta9912 5 років тому +6787

    Tyrion drunk and sexually active : hilarious with excellent battle strategies
    Tyrion sober and celibate : dead serious with failed battle plans

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 5 років тому +137

      @Phellype Miranda Ironically being sexually active actually decreases mental focus, supposedly.

    • @Gala-yp8nx
      @Gala-yp8nx 5 років тому +358

      “Quick, someone get this man some wine and women!”

    • @theguywhoisaustralian1465
      @theguywhoisaustralian1465 5 років тому +35

      Maybe it's like how some people play darts or guitar better when they're a bit buzzed.

    • @mjsupport78
      @mjsupport78 5 років тому +19

      Like paul the wine guy or fun bobby from f.r.i.e.n.d.s.

    • @philburnell5148
      @philburnell5148 5 років тому +64

      "I drink and I know things"

  • @morganwaller1195
    @morganwaller1195 5 років тому +5434

    “Monsters are dangerous, and just now kings are dying like flies”
    Joffrey’s reaction is amazing 😂

    • @JohnnyS31416
      @JohnnyS31416 5 років тому +143

      Hes a great actor

    • @ptitecame6688
      @ptitecame6688 5 років тому +106

      "Say something! ...Anyone?"

    • @corsicasanova
      @corsicasanova 5 років тому +121

      One of the few moments where Charles Dance had to look at Tyrion with an approving look. Maybe the only one!

    • @TheBloodypimp
      @TheBloodypimp 5 років тому +148

      The fact the he looked at tywin.... when he said that showed so well where the true power stood in that room. But.... details like this are unfortunately gone.

    • @robbiecomplications6213
      @robbiecomplications6213 5 років тому +110

      Honestly a big part of that was Joffrey's Actor, he's absolutely amazing. He did great as Joffrey.

  • @mikkelskarvik6541
    @mikkelskarvik6541 5 років тому +667

    Tyrion smacking Joffrey is by far the most satisfying moment in GoT

    • @jasperliu1112
      @jasperliu1112 4 роки тому +9

      when littlefinger died was mine coz he pretty much started it all

  • @sarcasticsid5589
    @sarcasticsid5589 5 років тому +664

    Cersi and Tyrion had an odd dynamic. For people that hated each other they spent a shitload of time together. They actually had really good chemistry.

    • @Raver-1601
      @Raver-1601 5 років тому +55

      So does Jamie and Tyrion. The time they're onscreen together are very little (season 4, season 8, and briefly on season 1 and 7) but it felt like we are already very familliar with their relationship

    • @felynecomrade
      @felynecomrade 4 роки тому +46

      They hated each other, but they were still family.
      In fact, I think the only Lannister who didn't hate Tyrion was Jaime. And their mother, I guess, but she died in childbirth, so he never knew that love.

    • @andymac4883
      @andymac4883 4 роки тому +52

      Lena Headey and Peter Dinklage are good friends IRL, even from before GoT. He was the one who suggested she be cast in the role of Cersi, even. I feel like that probably comes through in their interactions some.

    • @alala_emily8210
      @alala_emily8210 2 роки тому +8

      His intelligence was a small sense of consolation to her that he was her family.

    • @legion5206
      @legion5206 Рік тому +3

      They could rule the world together

  • @ericoliver1603
    @ericoliver1603 5 років тому +4368

    AND NOW I'VE STRUCK A KING , DID MY HAND FALL FROM MY WRIST?!

  • @kebabkev
    @kebabkev 5 років тому +8816

    Season 1: Never forget who you are, the rest of the world will not, wear it like an armour, and it can never be used to hurt you.
    Season 8: I have balls, you don't.

    • @conforzo
      @conforzo 5 років тому +586

      The "you have no cock" - jokes are D&D's abomination

    • @jakubmike5657
      @jakubmike5657 5 років тому +388

      @Jay Sucks At UA-cam Varys- played a long game, survived five kings, remained in power despite constant changes.
      Varys- Hey Jon, wanna betray the queen?

    • @theguywhoisaustralian1465
      @theguywhoisaustralian1465 5 років тому +44

      @Jay Sucks At UA-cam That was because he knew Jamie, Tywin and Cersei wouldn't let Joffrey do anything to him. Dany is unpredictable

    • @nicanornunez9787
      @nicanornunez9787 5 років тому +26

      @@jakubmike5657 In front of everybody, jesus is so stupid, to jon snow, the son of Ned Stark and rob brother, the queens lover, the man that could not lie to cercie JESUS S SO FUCKING STUPID, WHAT A ASTRONOMICAL BULLSHIT. THIS IS WORST THA SHERLOCK AND STAR WARS TOGETHER, WHO IN THE WORLD APROVSSSSSSSSSSSSS THIS SCRIPTS.

    • @jameswestern3931
      @jameswestern3931 5 років тому +33

      @@theguywhoisaustralian1465 "wouldn't let Joffery do anything to him" remember the battle of Blackwater? He tried to have him killed and would've had it done if e wasn't saved dummy

  • @diplamatikjuan3595
    @diplamatikjuan3595 5 років тому +302

    You missed when Tyrion's with Varys and says to him: "Excuse me, I need to talk to someone with hair"

  • @nerpynerpston2597
    @nerpynerpston2597 5 років тому +1047

    "Oh, I'm a monster? Perhaps you should speak more softly, then; monsters are dangerous and just now kings are dropping like flies."
    The most savage line in the whole series 😂

    • @ramblingentertained
      @ramblingentertained 4 роки тому +41

      Joffrey’s face was like that was not in the script.

    • @kainshannarra2451
      @kainshannarra2451 4 роки тому +25

      @@ramblingentertained and everyone else at the table - "Well, he's not wrong..."

    • @cubchoobii8350
      @cubchoobii8350 3 роки тому +5

      Nah its
      "There will be no bedding ceremony"
      Joff- tHeRe wIlL bE iF i CoMmAnD iT
      "Then you'll be f*cking your own bride with a wooden c*ck"
      Thought i'd censor it as it seems more polite lol

    • @christinesavage725
      @christinesavage725 3 роки тому +4

      Extremely Savage!

    • @talidelabocha9675
      @talidelabocha9675 3 роки тому +1

      you have to pay attention to the expression on Vary's face

  • @joshsylvester1450
    @joshsylvester1450 5 років тому +5079

    Alternate title: a reminder of how brilliant Tyrion used to be before D&D were solely responsible for him

    • @obiwanfisher537
      @obiwanfisher537 5 років тому +218

      Yes. You can call the old man all the names you want, you can be angry because he writes so slow. But I rather have a slowly written story and quality over a story on demand where things get rushed in hollywood style.

    • @Micras08
      @Micras08 5 років тому +56

      While I agree the writing and directing has taken a turn for the worse, I can't for the life of me see why people find it so important to just jump on the bandwaggon and hate every single thing about the show now? Tyrions arc is really good, as all the fundamental truths of the world he lives in change and change again he simply can't keep up, I think that's really a rather nice character journey.
      Character don't need to win or be awesome all the time to be interesting, Tyrion is still interesting because of his failings imho (all though some seem to be rather heavy-handedly forced upon him ^^).

    • @jordanjohnston655
      @jordanjohnston655 5 років тому +27

      @@Micras08 it's a shame really. While like you I definitely have my complaints, it seems people are so obsessed with pointing out the negatives that can't see any of the positives anymore.
      What's worse is if you or I still find qualities in the show we are deemed as casuals or simpletons that dont know what good writing is if it hit us in the face.
      I feel bad for everyone who absolutely shits on the show now and can't enjoy it. Even though yes, it's not as good as previous seasons.

    • @dannyclub09
      @dannyclub09 5 років тому +15

      I have noticed that he used to be fairly witty and profound but now he's more of a sitcom wisecrack.

    • @AyataHiragi
      @AyataHiragi 5 років тому +26

      Its not really about jumping on a bandwagon, I noticed this issue in season 7.
      The fact of the matter is that its not just Tyrion.
      Do you know the difference between a superhero movie and GOT?
      Thats very much why I avoid Super Hero movies. GOT is turning into one.
      You have so many characters that were super smart but now make the dumbest mistakes, take the 2nd dragon dying, D&D said "Dany forgot about the Iron Fleet" as reasoning in their after show.
      Yet the Iron Fleet only gets mentioned a million times, infact it got mentioned in that very episode.
      Up High they should have seen them.
      Or Little Finger, he was one of the smartest men in Westeros, if not the smartest.
      Yet he dies that easily, he could have easily asked for a trial by combat. Yes I know Arya exists but this is also a part of the show that makes 0 sense, Arya never finished her training and she trained in assassination, not in 1v1 fighting.
      And many more.
      There are tons of issues like this where characters are suddenly retardidly dumb and its unbearable to watch.
      GoTs writing has turned into that of a Superhero Movie, where people die cause of the dumbest mistakes that are so very unlike how they acted when it was still going after the books.

  • @nanditamondal1033
    @nanditamondal1033 5 років тому +3034

    One of my favourite Tyrion quotes is missing " here's the proud Lannister children. One dwarf, one cripple and one mother of madness.

  • @sanjaykarthicks1226
    @sanjaykarthicks1226 Рік тому +144

    "And now I struck a king. Did my hand fall from my wrist?"
    What a badass line

  • @cleonmatthews774
    @cleonmatthews774 4 роки тому +497

    I'm not threatening the king, Ser
    I'm educating my nephew
    Bronn, the next time Ser Meryn speaks
    Kill him.
    That was a threat--
    See the difference?

    • @ragael1024
      @ragael1024 3 роки тому +13

      If i recall, Bronn gave Ser Meryn a lovely smile at that :)))))

    • @tempestates13
      @tempestates13 8 місяців тому +2

      That scene makes me laugh every time

  • @Rafus49
    @Rafus49 5 років тому +2759

    Witty moments ended with the end of books material.

  • @andrewhy6469
    @andrewhy6469 5 років тому +887

    Tyrion is so short because his balls weigh him down.

  • @llgla
    @llgla 5 років тому +518

    If Tyrion is allowed to discipline Joffrey from young, he might turn out fine. Might not be good, but way less vicious

    • @teamvlcn6820
      @teamvlcn6820 4 роки тому +21

      @Susan Cole That's because Joffrey was the heir "destined" to become the next King. Myrcella and Tommen weren't spoiled growing up.

    • @marlom7882
      @marlom7882 Рік тому +6

      I think he’d have grown up fine. If he was Tyrion’s son instead of Cersei’s he might not have been perfect he’d be *much better*

    • @markyuuki5736
      @markyuuki5736 9 місяців тому

      Well at least he won't be an idiot vicious king

  • @irishpanic
    @irishpanic 5 років тому +577

    I'm not going to lie. I was hoping he would win the crown somehow

    • @HopeUnquenchable
      @HopeUnquenchable 5 років тому +34

      The Irishpanic, in a way, he kinda did. I felt like it mirrored how Tywin ruled the seven kingdoms as Hand of the King for Aerys, only that Tyrion went into it with far more humility and wisdom, realizing that he didn’t have all the answers.

    • @MrTBSC
      @MrTBSC 4 роки тому +10

      consider what tyrion and tywin discussed about "sending the most powerfull man of westeros to bed" ...
      now we don´t know what king bran will turn out to be but with the position tyrion took at the end i´d say he is were he is supposed to be ...

    • @kaoutermouslimhaliba7145
      @kaoutermouslimhaliba7145 4 роки тому +4

      He has actually won the throne. I remember in season 1 ,Ned Stark worked as the hand for Robert Baratheon for a while, and he was basically the one taking care of the affairs of the kingdom. Right??

    • @machodon
      @machodon 4 роки тому +4

      @@kaoutermouslimhaliba7145 that's right fuck bran the waste he is gonna play bird simulator all day and Tyrion will rule.

    • @parboninawar5850
      @parboninawar5850 3 роки тому

      @@machodon bird simulator!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brudsssss7288
    @brudsssss7288 5 років тому +1677

    The golden age of got

    • @naylik2562
      @naylik2562 5 років тому +55

      RIP got (Season 1-4)

    • @Beer101
      @Beer101 5 років тому +1

      Yeah it was good. Not great but good. Now it's just okay.
      Yes downvote me

    • @JH-dr4xo
      @JH-dr4xo 5 років тому +24

      Liam Butler I think it was great in the first few seasons

    • @togi8689
      @togi8689 5 років тому +13

      Thanks to first 4 seasons it became so famous, now people are watching just bcs they have to.

    • @dimez3702
      @dimez3702 5 років тому +4

      Togi I haven’t watched the last two episodes it’s more of a chore now. You wanna see how it ends but you also don’t want to see how bad it’s got

  • @HavikXIII
    @HavikXIII 5 років тому +1117

    "Shes the only one Im sure has nothing to do with this murder, which makes it unique as far as Kings Landing murders go..."

    • @sharjeelosama2000
      @sharjeelosama2000 5 років тому +28

      This comment is vastly underrated 😏

    • @HavikXIII
      @HavikXIII 5 років тому +48

      @Coffee & Tea if somebody dies in Kings Landing, Cersei most likely had something to do with it, but not this time

    • @dilbar09naz
      @dilbar09naz 4 роки тому +3

      I laughed out loud when I first heard that!

  • @crosseightyeight
    @crosseightyeight 5 років тому +91

    My favorite. "Death is so final, whereas life, life is full of possibility."

  • @robertofloresmendoza6435
    @robertofloresmendoza6435 8 місяців тому +35

    I love how when he says “As has Jaime repeatedly according to Stannis Baratheon” Cersei is clearly offended but she also can’t help but laugh bc it was pretty funny 😂😂😂

  • @Abygoneage
    @Abygoneage 5 років тому +3202

    Cersei: it's all fallen on me
    Tyrion: So has Jaime, according to Stannis Baratheon .
    The actors couldn't keep their composure
    😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭

    • @jungminlee197
      @jungminlee197 5 років тому +191

      he was so proud of that one hahahahaha

    • @Eugene-fh6zp
      @Eugene-fh6zp 5 років тому +17

      Sorry i dont get it. Can someone explain it to me

    • @arhamsaa
      @arhamsaa 5 років тому +147

      @@Eugene-fh6zp" he is mocking their Incest relationship"

    • @JJRichardson_
      @JJRichardson_ 5 років тому +59

      Repeatedly

    • @zarathos4666
      @zarathos4666 5 років тому +35

      Was that one even in the show, or was a blooper scene? Seems like it would be a blooper scene.

  • @arhamsaa
    @arhamsaa 5 років тому +2643

    0:44 Robb being suspicious of a Saddle but still didn't think for a second what would it cost him for disobeying Walder Frey.

    • @nickdummythicc3361
      @nickdummythicc3361 5 років тому +78

      Paul B What about Robb deciding to marry Jayne Westerling. I think that’s honor rather than the cock.

    • @namekman01
      @namekman01 5 років тому +5

      lmao

    • @StormflameMW
      @StormflameMW 5 років тому +95

      The irony is, I would choose Alexandra Dowling (Roslin Frey) over Oona Chaplin (Talisa Maegyr) anytime. But Robb seems to think differently. Although he never checked his Frey Options.
      The show seems to have thought again that it is better to simplify it and make it to a matter of dick.
      Also, it kinda felt like he wanted to disobey his mother for freeing the kingslayer, as his mother negotiated the deal. Like: "What did you say, dick? Mom betrayed us?"

    • @youpratter
      @youpratter 5 років тому +11

      You know the Starks...

    • @RyuuWI
      @RyuuWI 5 років тому +2

      @@nickdummythicc3361 no. It's nothing about honor tha fuck? its about his cock.

  • @josefzalusky7307
    @josefzalusky7307 5 років тому +70

    Joff: “yOu cOn’t insULt mEh”
    Tyrion: “Hold my wine.”

  • @undead9999
    @undead9999 5 років тому +229

    "that would make me the quarter-man, just doesn't have the same ring to it"
    Love that one.
    7:24 Dany didn't get the memo.... or maybe she kinda forgot.

    • @nickihere8753
      @nickihere8753 4 роки тому +1

      undead9999 *slaps table* THANK YOU! That’s his best delivered line: his face is glorious

    • @booboocachoo5090
      @booboocachoo5090 2 роки тому +1

      That ones my favorite

  • @thegreatjedi309
    @thegreatjedi309 5 років тому +1383

    Sansa: What're you doing?
    Tyrion: I have a list.
    Sansa: A list of people you mean to kill?
    Tyrion: For laughing at me. Do I look like a Joffrey to you?
    I wonder if Sansa remembered this when Arya mentioned her list.

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 5 років тому +183

      The writers themselves didn't even remember it, just like they didn't remember Tyrion's wit, Melisandre's prophecy, physics, the weight or use of armor, or even the fact that Valyrian steel kills white walkers because it was forged with Dragonfire. These are just off the top of my head.

    • @rocio9863
      @rocio9863 5 років тому +11

      Arys's list is not of people laughing at her

    • @Anonymous_P
      @Anonymous_P 5 років тому +33

      @@rocio9863 that's not what we are talking about, but about the "I am not Joffrey" bit.

    • @DemonbreedGaming
      @DemonbreedGaming 5 років тому +10

      sansa sort of forgot about tyrion having a list.

    • @johnzahmirolaer6487
      @johnzahmirolaer6487 5 років тому +2

      Wrong question my friend. You have wonder if DandD remember this line because they will change things up if they do.

  • @wafflingmean4477
    @wafflingmean4477 5 років тому +957

    Tyrion: "You're going to need to inspire devotion, and a lot of it, if you're going to rule across the Narrow Sea."
    Dany: "Bend the knee or die!"

  • @prayushdawda7807
    @prayushdawda7807 5 років тому +39

    "It's easy to confuse what is with what ought to be, especially when, what is, has worked out to be in your favor."
    Still true today!

  • @OneReallyGrumpyJill
    @OneReallyGrumpyJill 5 років тому +398

    Back when Tyrion was allowed to be a good character. Back before Dumb and Dumber began writing their own content.

    • @collaborativelearning1
      @collaborativelearning1 Рік тому +2

      agreed, I don't like this more depressed version. But it was a little bit like that in the books after he escaped

    • @OneReallyGrumpyJill
      @OneReallyGrumpyJill Рік тому +1

      @@collaborativelearning1 Well, truth be told, I am not a big fan of depressed edgy Tyrion in the books either, lol - I think Martin pushed it too far too. I always thought that Tyrion was the type of man to process trauma through cynical humor, which is why the aggression that was seen from him in later parts of story (in both show and books) just felt lame.

    • @4Re_
      @4Re_ 8 місяців тому

      ​@@OneReallyGrumpyJillWhat season did that, start happening so I, know not to buy, anything from said season, onward if I happen, to purchase a physical, copy of the series?

  • @MikeRiderOOO
    @MikeRiderOOO 5 років тому +1502

    My two favorite quotes from Tyrion Lannister:
    “Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.”
    and
    “I drink and I know things.”

    • @socratized
      @socratized 5 років тому +10

      Best part of me for the best part of her.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 5 років тому +28

      "Why? Am I starting to make sense?"
      "Schemes and plots are the same thing."
      "Still makes me more clever than you."

    • @tomasvrabec1845
      @tomasvrabec1845 5 років тому

      The top one is telling us half of Jons plot

    • @ZEN-eg7me
      @ZEN-eg7me 5 років тому +5

      I disagree. The best dialogue was:
      How would u like to die?
      At the age of 80, with my belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock

    • @TonioTonius
      @TonioTonius 5 років тому

      Jay Sucks At UA-cam i dont understand why you are so mad at that. For all his cleverness, Tyrion also always had this vulgar humor

  • @flyingmintbunny15
    @flyingmintbunny15 5 років тому +1248

    Man throw back to when Tyrion’s hair was pretty blonde.

    • @peterwright5358
      @peterwright5358 5 років тому +42

      It became darker with the show.

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 5 років тому +69

      Peter Wright
      Or with the lack of Westeros hair stylers

    • @lippesterlippester400
      @lippesterlippester400 5 років тому +12

      Hes a ginger now

    • @Ribby00
      @Ribby00 5 років тому +29

      Jaime's golden hair ended the same way. God damn black

    • @eddgrs9193
      @eddgrs9193 5 років тому +19

      It was the golden hair that made him smart.

  • @GalaktischerHirnsauger
    @GalaktischerHirnsauger 5 років тому +75

    Tyrions hair Evolution...
    Season 1: blonde
    Season 2: orange with dark-brown Highlights
    Season 3 and 4: light brown
    Season 5 and 6: black scalp and light brown/dirty blonde hair
    Season 7 and 8: brown with black highlights
    His hair also gets more and more curly over the seasons

    • @fullysickshuffler666
      @fullysickshuffler666 4 роки тому +6

      A random Penguin grr Martin intended for it to symbolise him becoming a lion. But d and d ruined his character so it doesn’t make sense now.

    • @user-pf1zr3lp6r
      @user-pf1zr3lp6r 4 роки тому +1

      He’s supposed to be blonde, Lannisters are known to BE blonde

    • @RCsFinest
      @RCsFinest 3 роки тому

      Depression 💁‍♂️

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 3 роки тому

      @@user-pf1zr3lp6r Book Tyrion has both blonde and black hair.

  • @aroyals339
    @aroyals339 5 років тому +146

    damn, this actually hurts to watch after getting used to se 7 & 8 Tyrion

  • @TheHysteriaMan
    @TheHysteriaMan 5 років тому +716

    You missed this one:
    Tyrion: "Cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats."
    Hill Tribesman: "There are no goats halfman."
    Tyrion: "WELL, MAKE DO!"

    • @VideoMask93
      @VideoMask93 5 років тому +40

      With that perfect implication of "Gods, do I have to think everything for you?"

    • @bigladnathanclips
      @bigladnathanclips 5 років тому +4

      Not very witty tho

    • @mr.e7827
      @mr.e7827 4 роки тому +1

      @@bigladnathanclips still funny tho

  • @Beanz-on-Toast
    @Beanz-on-Toast 5 років тому +618

    "And now I've struck a king, did my hand fall from my wrist" is still one of my favourite lines of the entire series 😂

    • @johnf8584
      @johnf8584 5 років тому

      Parkour Pickle favorite dumbass

    • @oscareo754
      @oscareo754 5 років тому +17

      John F alternate spellings...dumbass

    • @hughmongoose9854
      @hughmongoose9854 5 років тому +19

      @@johnf8584 imagine not knowing that some words have a "u" in British English but not in American English.

    • @johnf8584
      @johnf8584 5 років тому

      Hugh Mongoose i don’t give a shit u England sensitive bitch, u guys just mad u lost the war

    • @HopeUnquenchable
      @HopeUnquenchable 5 років тому +9

      I'll take diverse spellings over rudeness any day.

  • @Animefan1803
    @Animefan1803 3 роки тому +18

    "Monsters are dangerous and right now kings are dying like flies"
    Uff that was more vicious than the poison that took Joffrey in the end

  • @tm502010
    @tm502010 5 років тому +56

    Tyrion told Dany more than once or twice about the perils of “rule by fear.” She did not listen... to her ultimate ruin.

  • @MZeternally
    @MZeternally 5 років тому +1308

    He needs some good material. The writers really did him wrong

    • @tomasvrabec1845
      @tomasvrabec1845 5 років тому +23

      @@Bedifferrent bring me wine

    • @lippesterlippester400
      @lippesterlippester400 5 років тому +2

      Deadass

    • @chelseaezibe4765
      @chelseaezibe4765 5 років тому +2

      When? Some of his lines throughout this were from the books.

    • @MZeternally
      @MZeternally 5 років тому +2

      @@chelseaezibe4765 Referring to the later seasons

    • @eddisontollett8845
      @eddisontollett8845 5 років тому +2

      Yeah Tyrion made some serious strategy mistakes in season 6 7 8. bad writing.

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 5 років тому +382

    1:46
    Honestly when you get a reaction like that from insulting Cersei, you know that you’re genuinely funny

    • @ollirune
      @ollirune 5 років тому +15

      She wasn't being genuine though.

    • @pliqmilen
      @pliqmilen 5 років тому +7

      I think she roasted his ass after

    • @OneTrueWindfall
      @OneTrueWindfall 5 років тому +43

      I actually kinda wonder if that wasn't just her losing her composure for real and just rolling with it while filming

    • @OneTrueWindfall
      @OneTrueWindfall 5 років тому +31

      @@slapsweats954 actors lose their composure and laugh all the time while filming. That's one of the reasons why films often have gag reels

  • @sh3llz2
    @sh3llz2 5 років тому +35

    I could watch Tyrion smack Joffrey OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER......

  • @sunsami4272
    @sunsami4272 2 роки тому +7

    joffrey: you can't insult me
    tyrion: proceeds to do just that

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 2 місяці тому

      Joffrey: You can't insult me.
      Tyrion: That's when it became personal.

  • @Mateopelasg
    @Mateopelasg 5 років тому +734

    I really liked this Tyrion if this version was by Daenerys side she would have taken kings landing in a hour
    The season 1 to 4

    • @Mirthfultale
      @Mirthfultale 5 років тому +21

      It's becuse he hasn't had a women in a while.

    • @lippesterlippester400
      @lippesterlippester400 5 років тому +14

      Being by her side made him watered down

    • @Mateopelasg
      @Mateopelasg 5 років тому +3

      Mirthful Tale true but still

    • @kirkkork
      @kirkkork 5 років тому +5

      Maybe he isn't reading any books currently. As he said, he needs to sharpen his mind.

    • @sawekjasel7877
      @sawekjasel7877 5 років тому +14

      @@lippesterlippester400 I don't know why she is responsible for that.
      The truth is that the writers just cannot write cunning and inteligent characters like Tyrion and Varys. Their ineptitude also damaged Daenerys' storyline. She gained support of two most inteligent people we know and... they are completely useless.

  • @huakunguo2999
    @huakunguo2999 5 років тому +254

    Oh my Bran was so adorable back then, look at him now...

    • @spacepulse836
      @spacepulse836 5 років тому +11

      I think he looks fine...

    • @Impersonal66
      @Impersonal66 5 років тому +38

      10 years old: you are a vigirous cheerful kid
      16 years old: you are an autistic cabbage whose only job is sitting in a chair and playing ̶W̶a̶r̶g̶ Fortnite

    • @illatease
      @illatease 5 років тому +3

      He's fine, besides, that eye roll look could help you find your keys

    • @ParkHyeunWoo
      @ParkHyeunWoo 5 років тому +2

      Look at mirror first.

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 4 роки тому

      Bran the Boring

  • @leosanalien9904
    @leosanalien9904 5 років тому +24

    “Why’d you read so much?”
    Later...
    “I drink and I know things.” No book in hand ever. And every quote is from a “clever man” or rather himself.

  • @tigttfn
    @tigttfn 3 роки тому +36

    Tyrion was my favorite character. I used to be so scared about them potentially killing him off. After seeing what they actually did to him... the saying, "there are worst things than death" comes to mind. :(

  • @crazypunisher4066
    @crazypunisher4066 5 років тому +60

    Cersei: Aren't you always so clever with your schemes and your plots?
    Tyrion: Only in the first seasons, darling. Then I'll believe that you will send your troops to fight for Winterfell

  • @redbullgivesyouwings9001
    @redbullgivesyouwings9001 5 років тому +288

    10 minutes! Wtf this should just be 90% of his scenes (before season 7 anyway)

    • @MaSeshield
      @MaSeshield 5 років тому +14

      Nah he lost a ton of his character the moment he went to essos

  • @LivelifeandLovedoingit
    @LivelifeandLovedoingit Рік тому +22

    The writer for Tyrion's character thought it out so well, witty and smart. Good attitude in situations that were bad; makes me want to be like him.

  • @overlex
    @overlex 4 роки тому +5

    “It’s hard to put a leash on a dog, once you’ve put a crown on its head”

  • @franlovelsimic8421
    @franlovelsimic8421 5 років тому +183

    Just compare this to the last three seasons, horrid dip in quality, Tyrion was truly an amazing character

    • @mihaimercenarul7467
      @mihaimercenarul7467 5 років тому +7

      Sadly it seems like he becomes dumber and dumber since season 5 to 8.

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 5 років тому +1

      @@mihaimercenarul7467 That's also what D&D stands for: Dumb&Dumber

    • @Priyo866
      @Priyo866 5 років тому +1

      Last two seasons.
      Season 6 was completely fine aside from Stannis/Dorne plotline.

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 5 років тому

      @@Priyo866 Nope!

  • @p-money33
    @p-money33 5 років тому +108

    01:47 the best exchange in GoT history

  • @cheater1232
    @cheater1232 5 років тому +64

    Season 1 script was one of the best in the history. Tyrion owned everyone in first 6 seasons. Now he is very confused and powerless. Which is very unlike him.

    • @danielkelegian5306
      @danielkelegian5306 5 років тому

      Powerless no more. He has all the power.

    • @cheater1232
      @cheater1232 5 років тому +2

      @@danielkelegian5306 wasn't talking about physical power. Power of attitude. Although bring a dwarf he dominated everyone.

  • @hera7884
    @hera7884 11 місяців тому +33

    I know this is supposed to be about Tyrion but “You can’t insult meh!” Always so funny to hear because you know he’s about to get that Slap 👋🏽

    • @JG_SmileSOBright
      @JG_SmileSOBright 10 місяців тому +2

      LMAO 🤣 sounds just like Cartman 😂

  • @MKaufman850
    @MKaufman850 5 років тому +173

    "let's take the smartest character on the show and make him the dumberest." - GOT writers without books to base it on.

    • @HopeUnquenchable
      @HopeUnquenchable 5 років тому +1

      Make him dumber? Or make him the dumbest?

    • @MKaufman850
      @MKaufman850 5 років тому +5

      @@HopeUnquenchable you'd have to ask them, I'm just reporting the facts.

    • @aah7806
      @aah7806 5 років тому +7

      Oh the irony in your comment...

    • @MKaufman850
      @MKaufman850 5 років тому +16

      @@aah7806 I realize jokes don't go so well on the internet. but you must assume everyone is drooling into a cup to think I'm not saying it wrong on purpose...

    • @aah7806
      @aah7806 5 років тому +1

      @@MKaufman850 It's the Internet, so I'm afraid I do have to have to assume that everyone is drooling into a cup, because pre-pubescent children usually are.

  • @JonasofPersia
    @JonasofPersia 5 років тому +36

    "And now I have struck a king, did my hand fall from my wrist?!" One of my favorites

    • @tf8159
      @tf8159 5 років тому +2

      His acting there was amazing too, shook his hand around with this false dumbfoundedness, it's great

  • @pedromendes6846
    @pedromendes6846 4 роки тому +28

    3:29 Tyrion's response makes me laugh everytime

  • @laurelsilberman5705
    @laurelsilberman5705 Рік тому +9

    Lancel sitting down with his hand over his mouth when Tyrion asks “Any thought to what Joffrey will have to say when he finds out you’ve been bedding his mother?” is PURE COMEDY

  • @Ar1AnX1x
    @Ar1AnX1x 5 років тому +202

    tyrion(season 1-4): has a tongue sharper than thousands of blades.
    tyrion(post season 4): tries really hard to sound smart and funny.

    • @ChrisPPotatoIDC
      @ChrisPPotatoIDC 5 років тому +9

      Post 5*

    • @caffeinator1849
      @caffeinator1849 5 років тому +2

      I drink and I know things is still pretty good tho

    • @gilgamesh8334
      @gilgamesh8334 5 років тому

      Caffeinator Problem is, he didn’t know shit from there on till the end of the series

    • @cubchoobii8350
      @cubchoobii8350 3 роки тому

      You know thousands of blades are just as sharp as one blade right?
      Sorry i feel like a dick for pointing it out but my mind urged me to.

    • @Ar1AnX1x
      @Ar1AnX1x 3 роки тому +1

      @@caffeinator1849 not really, it sounded like D&D was jabbing at Tyrion's character as if Tyrion randomly came up with good ideas because he's drunk.
      but he was sharp because he's more like Tywin compared to Jaime and Cersei and he read more books than the rest of Westeros combined.

  • @adamosborne685
    @adamosborne685 5 років тому +284

    Ahhh this hurts, to see the show when it was good and unspoiled by fan service

    • @GC-dz1sn
      @GC-dz1sn 5 років тому +41

      @Christopher Cruz Your point? The show has still gone to shit due to fans influence on the producers

    • @isham2044
      @isham2044 5 років тому +8

      I like the irony of using fan service by butthurt fans

    • @ForsakenDreamer7
      @ForsakenDreamer7 5 років тому

      @@Bedifferrent If no one is going to defend it, there will be no point in attacking it. So we have to.

    • @MONAHAN97
      @MONAHAN97 5 років тому +24

      The dialogue has turned absolutely atrocious which has affected Tyrion more than everyone else.

    • @yanisaiteldjoudi2137
      @yanisaiteldjoudi2137 5 років тому +8

      Adam Osborne fan service when there is no azor ahai and arya killed the night king ? Yessss yesss

  • @kulsoomzaki980
    @kulsoomzaki980 5 років тому +11

    "As has Jaime repeatedly according to Stannis Baratheon"
    That line always makes me me smile/laugh no matter how many times i have already watched it!

  • @gabriellenojaim261
    @gabriellenojaim261 3 роки тому +2

    "Schemes and plots are the same THING."
    WHAT a QUIP!

  • @canadian__ninja
    @canadian__ninja 5 років тому +18

    Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
    Thats just good life advice for everyone.

  • @jakobpettigrew700
    @jakobpettigrew700 5 років тому +106

    Best charachter in the show

    • @mrnewzmrnewz2057
      @mrnewzmrnewz2057 5 років тому +6

      R.I.P. T. Lan. Season 1-5 "You should never believe a thing just because you want to believe it."

    • @bnmbg731
      @bnmbg731 5 років тому +1

      Robert Baratheon Season 1 is all time GOAT but he's close

    • @sawekjasel7877
      @sawekjasel7877 5 років тому +1

      @@bnmbg731 BOW YOU SHITS

  • @l.a.9965
    @l.a.9965 5 років тому +27

    Tyrion is my absolute favorite, thank you so much for posting this! V: "I'm not entirely sure what you're suggesting." Tyrion: "I'm entirely sure you're entirely sure what I'm suggesting." 😏

  • @SH-bm8yp
    @SH-bm8yp Рік тому +2

    "And now I've struck a king! Did my hand fall from my wrist?!" Lol.

  • @mattvsmetaverse
    @mattvsmetaverse 5 років тому +16

    Reminded yet again why Tyrion is my tied-for-first favorite. Most beautiful comebacks ever.

  • @abdulkhadirsyed4139
    @abdulkhadirsyed4139 10 місяців тому +4

    Joffrey: " You're talking to a king"
    Tyrion: "Now I've struck a king, did my hand fall from my fist "
    Bad Ass moment

  • @wineandread.niecyy
    @wineandread.niecyy 5 років тому +4

    "I'm entirely sure you're entirely sure what I'm suggesting."
    Best quote ever!

  • @junex147
    @junex147 4 роки тому +2

    "That would make me the quarter man, it doesn't have the same ring to it. - Best quote for me 😅

  • @persassybedammed
    @persassybedammed 5 років тому +124

    0:00 also jaime looks SO different holy shit i forgot this look

    • @maddistrange511
      @maddistrange511 5 років тому +2

      BANGTAN

    • @yikes4946
      @yikes4946 5 років тому +29

      this was when he looked like prince charming from shrek lol

    • @persassybedammed
      @persassybedammed 5 років тому

      @@yikes4946 IKR??? i remember the whole clowning xD

  • @Blackbassguy
    @Blackbassguy 5 років тому +17

    I forgot how clever Tyrion was in the earlier seasons

  • @gundamnmechas8518
    @gundamnmechas8518 5 років тому +14

    "...As has Jaime repeatedly according to Stannis Baratheon..." oof

  • @CaptainCocaine
    @CaptainCocaine 5 років тому +26

    Need to update this for season 8.
    Nevermind. It already is.

  • @eny1103
    @eny1103 5 років тому +6

    The dwarf the cripple and the mother of madness! -my fav line!

  • @dabeastfromdaweast9788
    @dabeastfromdaweast9788 5 років тому +52

    7:22
    9:29
    Amazing how Daenerys forgot these lessons so quickly.

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 5 років тому +3

      "Bend the knee and live, or refuse... And die!"

    • @jonaqpetla_
      @jonaqpetla_ 5 років тому +2

      She didn't, really. Only D&D did. Dumb and Dumber, truly.

    • @bloodypine22
      @bloodypine22 5 років тому

      @@jonaqpetla_ it's most likely the ending that GRRM gave them.

    • @Io-Io-Io
      @Io-Io-Io 5 років тому +3

      She always was a power maniac. It shone through over and over again.

  • @frankfarfan9703
    @frankfarfan9703 5 років тому +31

    I hadn’t really had as much beef with season 8 as everyone else.
    But seeing this, and remembering all the wisdom that was poured into Dani and that talk about fear, makes it very disappointing.

  • @THEMIMICRYM
    @THEMIMICRYM 4 роки тому +20

    Peter Dinklage is a fantastic actor. His accent could use some work but man he really killed it in this role. I remember seeing him in the movie "Elf". It was comical at that time, because of the title of the film, bee now I really respect his acting skills.

    • @tempestates13
      @tempestates13 8 місяців тому

      I loved watching him beat the shit out of Buddy.

    • @DrikkiVyvi
      @DrikkiVyvi 7 місяців тому

      His accent was fine , nothing wrong with it imo

    • @talk-supersix-seven6021
      @talk-supersix-seven6021 5 місяців тому

      @@DrikkiVyvihis accent sounds like a mid Atlantic accent, that old school posh American one.
      It doesn’t sound like a British one, it suits him though. But you can tell listen how he says words like “stand”. Etc

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus 5 років тому +4

    4:44 Varys subtly grinning at Tyrion's comments makes me smile

  • @LuLuTheGremlin
    @LuLuTheGremlin 5 років тому +24

    My God this is a totally different Tyrion than the one we have now, it's jarring how different.

  • @057wolf
    @057wolf 5 років тому +15

    I'm not questioning your honor, I'm denying it's existence.

  • @FallOutJosie
    @FallOutJosie 4 роки тому +8

    "it's all fallen on me"
    "as has jaime repeatedly according to stannis baratheon"
    ".....you're funny"
    ok but ngl that was really good lol

  • @WillRock07
    @WillRock07 5 років тому +48

    Good god Tyrion was an amazingly sarcastic little shit in seasons 1-4. Hilarious too. You can tell that things started to go downhill pretty much from season 5, even in this video. I don't think I laughed once from about 7 minutes in. His wit died as soon as D&D started ignoring his book material.
    Also throwing this out there - the fact that "I drink and I know things" has become his most well known quote is really fucking sad, he's got SO MANY amazing lines and thats not one of them.

    • @wndwalker
      @wndwalker 5 років тому +3

      its bc its “haha quirky and relatable” and can fit on tshirts

  • @DiegoPujolT
    @DiegoPujolT 5 років тому +75

    Why no season 8 moments? Oh, that’s right...

  • @blackenedwritings
    @blackenedwritings 5 років тому +13

    I think I loved him the most in season 2. It was amazing to see him outwit everybody ... until Blackwater, of course.

  • @studiocorax8790
    @studiocorax8790 5 років тому +8

    "sometimes possession is an abstract concept"

  • @GandalfGreyhame
    @GandalfGreyhame 5 років тому +3

    "I drink and I know things" is the true turning point in dialogue quality

  • @demJem09
    @demJem09 5 років тому +10

    love how you kept in the reactions after the roast lines hahaha

  • @Themanwiththeplan1899
    @Themanwiththeplan1899 Рік тому +1

    Tyrion’s roasts burn hotter than dragonfire

  • @TH-tl6sy
    @TH-tl6sy 5 років тому +6

    This video hurts my heart. Tyrion has always been my favourite character. It's awful to see what Benioff and Weiss have done to this character. Even the rare nuggets in later seasons like "It's what I do, I drink and I know things" was an episode written by Dan Hill.

  • @nellihhffjdcfkfd8753
    @nellihhffjdcfkfd8753 5 років тому +6

    I almost forgot how much I loved Tyrion and how clever he was.
    Don’t blame me, season 8 is just a whole ‘nother deal

  • @maxmaximum2316
    @maxmaximum2316 5 років тому +8

    The writing was amazing in the first few seasons.

  • @SammyBoyy300
    @SammyBoyy300 5 років тому +5

    I MISS THIS TYRION!!!!!

  • @basilumeh2458
    @basilumeh2458 5 років тому +4

    "... monsters are dangerous and just now kings are dying like flies."