Hillary Clinton Preps for Two Trumps at the Debate
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2016
- The Late Show has exclusive footage of the only person who could possibly help prepare Hillary Clinton to debate the many sides of Donald Trump.
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Stephen is in top form lately....he sure is delivering!
Agreed. Finally bringing some of the old Colbert Report's brilliance and insanity into the mix!
C'mon he's consistently awesome.. better than other talk show hosts
+O OK much better than Fallon, who just wasted and interview with Hillary Reading children letters
JocaIdrone Fallon can be pretty annoying as well.. he always interrupts guests and never lets them talk
+O OK love Colbert. But re exposing Trump, Jon Oliver has been much more brutal and brilliant over the last year (most likely due to colbert's restrictions at network tv).
Trump is the ultimate expression of the no child left behind program.. if he can just not shit himself on stage (and even if he does, manage not to paint any walls with it) then it will be considered a win, and he gets a ribbon to put on the fridge.
Tump strategy is simple. He will lie, dobule down on old lies and will lash out at media for fact checking him.
Best thing I've heard since this whole election started
Whoa now, that depends if enough people voted for him to say "Crooked Hillary" during the debate!
geezusispan
There really is no winners at the debate, it's not a contest, it's more like a product comparison.
Would you prefer polished turd A or B?
+KSE King -- There's just no evidence of that happening. All I ever see from Trump supporters are mindless "TRUMP 2016!!!" and maybe a reference to "Crooked Hillary". That's as far as the intellect goes with you guys. But in this campaign, Clinton has more money, a better campaign organization, better get-out-the-vote efforts, and a consistent lead in the polls. ALL empirical evidence points to a Clinton victory. Would you BET MONEY on a Trump victory? You're not THAT stupid -- are you?
At 5:40, he passes the invisible hamdog off-camera. That's some commitment.
improv habits die hard
True dat. He's a veteran.
Was hoping he'd put it in his pocket, like his other props.
He can't put an invisible Hamdog in his pocket... that's just not Sanitary! 😜
luckyjasonfan He could wrap it first.
At 1:46 I got jump-scared by the mere thought of two Trumps. Dear god...
+ETERAflkic / Flóki Cojocaru / McMosebyKrauses Um.........what?
Yes,I thought for a long time that this was the best thing about Donald Trump: There aren't more of him. But no! Then I learned there is a Donald Trump Jr. And his other son who hunts endangered Elephants for sports and cuts off their tales for as trophy. The entire family is rotten.
Yeah, I often forget there is a clan of them.
I dont know if you knew this or not but taking the tail of an animal is showing respect for the fallen beast. Also the area in which he hunted was over populated with the species of elephant he hunted.
www.forbes.com/sites/frankminiter/2012/04/09/tmz-is-wrong-about-donald-trump-jr-and-safari-hunting/#5427dbdf3206
*takes off raccoon skin cap and walks out silently*
How many lies will Trump say,
Before he bothers to learn the truth?
How many slurs will Trump utter,
Before he realizes he's uncouth?
How many shades of orange will Trump get,
Before he's banned from the tanning booth?
All very good questions, but the most important question is, who will Donald trump piss off first?
The answer my friend,
Is inside his strange toupee.
The answer is in his strange toupee.
Ah, I see. We must perform an autopsy to understand this question.
AnotherFilthyMusician And we could only hope that strange toupee ain't "blowin' in the wind". It is definitely one of the most horrendous sights ever.
The answer, my friend, is Trump breaking wind. The answer, is Donald Trump breaking wind.
I am a simple man, I see something referencing Bob Dylan; I press like.
mee too
the old click bate trick nobody can resist, damn it ban it.
I am a simple man, I see a video referencing Bob Dylan - I press Like.
I see a comment referencing David Bowie - I press Like.
Sorry America, but not only did we beat you to the Hamdog, we made Vegemite Caramel Chocolate. We can play at this game too, burgerkind.
You can never defeat the amerilards!
Am8rica?
@Claystead Yeah do it, I've been needing a place to store my grain anyway.
I love how he always puts his invisible props back where he found them.
I get to watch LotR references on a mainstream talk show. 2016 is great.
"I wish that employee gets life sentence."
"Unfortunately, that is not our call but the judge's. It's the call of Doody."
Hey, at least Gollum was conflicted about what he was doing. And he was honest about his hair loss.
If Hillary wants to prepare for Trump, she should mock-debate against Stephen's act from the Colbert Report.
I'm still expecting Trump to find a way of chickening out of the debate.
Like he did with Bernie
And i'm excited how he will smac Hillary. (verbally)
Hope you realize trump knows he can't verbally beat Hillary, she's just more prepared and smarter. Trust me I hate Hillary, but Hillary one on one with trump will destroy him
Josue Arellano To rational people that's true, but to Trump supporters they'll count victory by the amount of insults and accusations he can hurl at her.
+Josue Arellano You have no idea how wrong u are. She's scared to death to debate him the gloves come off. She's got nothing for him. Just stay in the dark like all the other Clinton supporters leave the politics to people who actually look into it not your celebrity facebook msm censored crap. Colbert needs ratings and looks to the easily influenced fact resisting Clinton fans. She wants your guns she wants your freedoms and she wants the USA to become the new middle east. She probably thinks BLM is a protest group not a Terrorist organization which they are. So yea he's real scared of debating her LOL
Omg Golom is Trump, lmao i nearly shit my sefl
spoiler alert!
i invented the hamdog when i was 6 years old, but then i realized it was a terrible idea and stopped doing it lmao I guess it was a missed opportunity
"i was 6 years old, but then i realized it was a terrible idea and stopped doing it" that kind of sums up this year well
Liar-- no kid could think of something that smart 😝
Start selling hamdogs and when the patent owner sues, say you have prior work.
Honestly, I don't like Hilary, and I hate trump. Point is I don't have a favourable view of either, but I hope at this point that most reasonable people understand that Hilary during the debates, and trump during the debates are going to be two very different things happening at the same time.
Because on one hand you have Hilary, yes she has problems, and yes as I have said I don;t care for her, but you know that if she steps onto the stage with the wrong foot that she will be criticised for it like crazy.
On the other hand you have trump, whose -sheep- supporters have not cared at this point about anything he has done, about his countless lies, his scam university, him suing the onion and other people over jokes, him not paying little girls that danced for him... and so on. Because in their minds they have convinced themselves that this is the man that will make the scary "others" go away, and take them back to a time that doesn't exist outside of their minds that a toxic atmosphere has made for them. He will lie, he will cheat, he will bullshit his way out of things, and the only people that will be yelled at is "the liberal fucken media".
So, I just hope that whatever Hilary does, that she knocks it out of the park, because trump can't win, people can't allow the atmosphere that is inside the minds of his supporters to become real life.
You literally have no understanding of politics, even at a fundamental level. Cringe-worthy read.
am reporting ur comment for being sensible -- in such senseless political season, don't be spoiling the mood
+DontFeedTheGaben
But thats how it works
Shep 919 I guess. The dems wouldn't ever get the presidency if these idiots weren't allowed to vote.
I can agree to that. I don't like Hillary but I feel a lot safer with her than I do Trump.
when the screen changed into the Stars and Stripes, who thought he was gonna slip into that other guy?
He actually kind of did for a moment...
It's called a Hotdurger not a hamdog... Rocket power anyone?
One thing that bothers me about Stephen is that he's such a big fan of Lord of the Rings, but pronounces Gollum's name "golem."
He's pronouncing it the way it was pronounced in those terrifying old LOTR cartoons from the sixties. It was pronounced "golem" in those. The newer movies pronounce it "goll-um."
Those movies are from the late 70's: The Return of the King was 1980. Of course, now I wish Dio had covered the songs.
I too thought, "have I been pronouncing Gollum's name Wrong all this time?" 😲 🤔 Cause of how Stephen said it! 🙃
I like how only a single dude in the audience got the joke about the "king's permission" at 6:33 in the clip. That was a well played joke.
Oh I get it now (FUCK) but isn't that just the distorted meaning?
I don't get it.Did the King place restriction on food or something?
His laugh itself is funny.
+remliqa Yo 👋( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
remliqa+ I think Henry the VIII once passed a law that said all the food in England was to be all for him.
It's true. The bars for these two candidates are set very differently. Hillary gets critisized because of a cough. But when Trump managed to stand behind a podium in a foreign country and not insult someone for five minutes, everyone compliments him, as he looked so "presidential".
I can complement Hillarys two doubles and thousand+1 assistants for keeping her campaign together.
Also I have to compliment all the bankers and businessmen who invested in the Clinton shill-shell. They made a hell of a deal.
And I have to compliment all the media workers who fought and worked so hard in all the years to keep clintons dirty secrets safe from public.
They, I can compliment. Hillary, I'll never.
KoDan
I see you took your daily Trump pill today.
Drace90
What do you mean?
i think that might be slang for an idiot
Oh no! They are on to the secret. I can't believe the reptilian overlords told about the Hillary doubles!
Love the Gold Fingerrrrrrrrr! bit. So good, they did it twice.
Hillary should prep for Two years at Guantanamo
The answer my friend
is blowing Vlad Putin
The answer is blowing Vlad Putin~
This is why this is my fav show
Hamdog?!!!! UGH. My stomach curled up just thinking about it.
Call of Doody: Modern Turdfare
I laughed so damn hard at that Bob Dylan cover. The picture of them is PERFECT.
Why not prep against a mean improv comedian? Dead serious. She needs to debate Cartman, the Trump from the Nightly show, or Kat Williams on drugs.
Hmmm... a beer & chocolate ice-cream float?
Peanut butter and jalapeno omelette?
oh my gosh, the gollum part killed me!! XD
Stephen is on his 'A Game' with these monologues!
The gold joke . . . I didn't realize I'd been waiting years for that punchline.
I've seen plenty of people eat a hamburger and a hot dog in one sandwich, that guy's just the first to file for a patent and succeed haha
Love the Bob Dylan freewheeling reference haha
Lmao actually put away the "hamdog".
Was that the Joker laughing at 3:33? lol
In Canada we have a pizza burger haha
Say what? We do?
I have seen worse, a potato pizza....
The same place that sells our pizza burger also sells potato pizza and a dessert burger
There used to be some awful concoction at a bar in Atlanta that was called the hamdog. It was like, a hotdog, with ground beef, ham, bacon, a bunch of other stuff I can't remember, and a fried egg.
Wow, Stephen is on fire today
The name ain't golem it's gollum xD
Yanks also came up with the idea of putting so much salt in their candy that a 5th Avenue bar or Reese's PBC should rightfully come with a free soda.
that lord of the rings had me dieing lol
If Gollum has "trouble holding onto a ring for too long", why is it that he had it for around 500 YEARS!
Because when he first held it he transformed into gollum
killing it ... U R Awesome Xp
Colbert is killing it!
Wow Trump and Golum look like the same person!!!!!
Well, Golem is sort of cute.
...Oh god, I just imagined Trump getting his hands on the One Ring.
...
...Oh, wait, nevermind, it would just slide off his little fingers. Whew.
Wait, what's that song hummed in the background during the America part? It sounds like the melody of a German children's song about learning to read smh?
I feel like the ham-dog is a thing that gets invented every fourth of July by every drunk uncle with a grill, its just never been made 'official'.
You guys are so lucky to have Stephen Colbert.
Anyone know the rendition of the song that starts humming during Stephen's hamdog speech?
Yo! Colbert from Philly
you should leave John
Batiste Band for closing
some video.Stay Funny!
Brother man!
I have a feeling that there'll be a musical performance next monday...
"Gold Sphincter" *trumpets* fucking lmao
GO AUSTRALIA! AHAHAH Any other Aussies here?
Yeah mate. Just sitting here having a beer and playing with my kangaroo.
Go Aussies.
I have an Australian Travellers Hat and I love Tommy Emmanuel, does that count? :-D
yep! yay hamdogs.
I read the title and thought this was a news story then I saw it was Colbert and thought that this probably _should_ be a news story, and then it turned into a news story.
I thought the stand in was going to be Trump the insult comic dog.
2:56 - I honestly expected a tiny hands joke to be thrown in there
Lol, at 5:36 he places the imaginary ham dog off the screen.
I predict Giant Douche will take down Turd Sandwich with a handshake.
Protip, mix a couple spoonfuls of mixed nuts with any sweet cereal and eat it dry.
Stephen, you've built up a lot of Middle-Earth lore cred over the years. But mispronouncing Gollum's name? Really? That's a rookie move, man!
Like many people, he probably read the books long before watching the movies, and formed his pronunciation based on that.
Hamdog? For all it counts you guys are FAR FAR behind our ungodly unnatural food. Guajolotas, caboose burgers, giant tortas. You name it. #Mexicanfood
Can anybody please tell me what is that song called when Stephen names all those hypothetical foods?
Sounds like the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" to me...
Red Velvet Oreos. Do it America!
What album cover is that a parody of?
3:25 was amazing!
That gold bit fuckin murdered me
Wow that was........brutal.
Oh, Stephen! Not a twinkie, but a gravy-filled dinner roll! I think that sounds astonishingly delicious-and I bet tons of other people would, too, if we came up with a way to sell it to them.
that ghollum bit, emmy worthy
That RFK quote is actually from George Bernard Shaw
we did make the ham dog its called the all american burger by carls jr
Uh, yeah on the subject of the hamdog, I'm pretty sure they had that on The Cosby Show...and they were called "burger-dogs."
Why would you do that to Gollum?! xD
Is that Glory Glory Man United at the ending??
the glory glory man utd tune comes from an American civil war song with lyrics 'glory glory hallelujah'
Ah thanks
3:25 someone should definitely make a meme out of this...
okay, Stephen has officially DESTROYED the Goldfinger theme for me… no way I'll ever hear anything other than 'gooold… SPHINCTER!' XD
"Talkin' World War III Blues"
I invented this in highschool, it was called the Frank'n'Burger.
I am almost certain pizza shapes (Australian look them up) were before whatever pizza flavoured chip you guys have.
what is that hymn in the background?
Thanks STEVE, you ruined Smeagol for me.
Who's Steve?
Alwin Priven Stephen, he doesn't like being called "Steve". 😠
I know, that's why I asked.
Don't forget the bacon cheeseburger on a glazed donut bun.
Though lord knows I wish I could.
The Hand Dog!
Lol I just subbed to the hamdog's UA-cam channel
I mean gollum's hands are small too....
That made me think of Mark Hamill Joker.
If you see something- say nothing, and drink to forget
I live in Ottawa where our mint is, have a friend who worked their before, this was a painful joke, and true.
Carnival Eats. Thank me later, Mr Coldbutt
"Goooold Sphinctaaaaahh" *waahh WWAAAAAHHH wahhh* is the best joke I've ever seen
Hmmm food combos let me see...Umm how about burgers stuffed with ribs
I literally heard "I am cold bear"
The Double Down is fucking awesome. They bring it back very now and then in Canada for a limited time to tease us.
Has anyone ever tried putting cheese on instant noodle?
That Gollum sounds like Mark Hamill's Joker.
don't disrespect the freewheelin bob dylan with a trumping meme
Where are my Aussies at!?
Hoping with the Kangaroos
Cool Guy Stephen !!!